A Robot That Shoots Energy Drink at You When You Get Tired
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- čas přidán 20. 04. 2018
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Music:
Vsauce Theme
Super Mario World Game Over LoFi Hip Hop Remix
jump man 93 - bruh
elijah who - first kiss - Komedie
When you build your DnD character to have 20 intelligence and 1 wisdom.
Yes
That’s Michael
Omg yes, mine i 18 charisma and 2 intelligence and 3 wisdome 😂
Mine 0 charisma -1 wisdom 9999999999999 stupidity
Mood
8:53 when he flinched from his own creation i could see genuine fear in his eyes and it killed me
The Dr. Frankenstein of our time.
One day he’s going to self inflict ptsd
@@pablolongoria2844 this creation is already causing some
Famous last words “fuck it’s still on”
Hahaha yeah
@7:05 I'd like to introduce you to a novel concept of _unplugging the instant death thing before you approach it with conductive liquids._ It helps bring the instant death danger down a notch.
You sure?
That and the funnel everyone but you has seemed to comment xD
I love how it was spraying energy drink at a lightswitch the whole entire time AND HE DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT
" My content is above corporate sponsorships"
Amazon: well hello there
Fuck yeah capitalism
@James Williamson hello Comrade brother
Hello comrade
soviet doge
@@Raph575 yes
Builds a robot, recodes entire program, is a genius, doesn't think to use a funnel.
so he's techsmart, not lifesmart... it's hilarious
I never even thought of that. You don't always realize everything when you're focused on one thing.
@@annalisel5883 Can confirm. Got day-long power outage warning the day before and then forgot I had power bank to charge.
Anyone notice how when someone says x is (actually) smart, not "street" or "life" (aka forgets about something by accident, or they "seem like it") smart they're almost always trying to prove to themselves that they're better then x individual somehow and try to lie to themselves
For real he needed one lol
8:54 this is what genuine fear looks like
Michael: Ill call it *The final solution*
Me: That’s a hitler reference...
Michael: Yea I noticed
What's the joke here
@@Fur_Striker Nevermind here it is:
"The term “Final Solution of the Jewish Question” was a euphemism View This Term in the Glossary used by Nazi Germany’s leaders. It referred to the mass murder of Europe’s Jews."
Isn't Michael Hitler incarnate tho?
@@Fur_Striker The systematic extermination of certain groups by the Nazis was called the final solution. It’s the Holocaust
@@asklepios_ what no
my man didn't include a stop function, like any professional developer
I gagged
Google User doofensmirtz put a stop button
A real professional never puts a stop funtion!!! BOI
@High Definition Yeeeee my man
Dude you're hilarious
Famous last words:
“I hope it’s detecting my eyes”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
So whoever told him build this they could have just bought a beer hat and put two monsters in it
Along with "60 PSI? I dunno, I don't have a point of reference."
He would be blind for days
Iranian guy's last words:
"lets plug it in" what reference was it?
"have u gone to see psychiatric help?"
"well don't worry we'll get right into that in a sec"
*Continues to ignore it the entire video*
Are you still new to Crackhead Reeves 2 months later?
“Your just a nosy little **** today arent ya”
Insert Willy Wonka lip syncing it to Violet
When u don't bother getting to ten minutes for the extra ads because you know that your video is gonna get demonitized anyways
and then it doesn't get demonitized
@@magiccheese8362 fuck off
Can i fuck off?
@@beeastrp9572 sure, fuck off :)
No one like ig again do it stays on 555 likes
*EXCEPT ME*
1:16 I thought it was a pretty cool design and safe design and all until I saw the FUCKING WALL OUTLET ON THE BACK
Same
You mean the "INSTANT DEATH" 😂
You mean the “no more job”
Oh shit
SnowFoxGiven actívate instant kill
"The final solution to all your sleep depravation problems."
*grabs ammonia and bleach*
"Wait I'm supposed to be using Monster for this?"
Michael having a heart attack and vehemently whispering 'imsostupid imsostupid' is my anxiety 24/7
Imagine if you touched the electronics and died and the robot detects the eyes being closed and just shoots your corpse repeatedly
This made me laugh a bit too hard then it should have lol
This comment is severely underrated
Lux0rd
I feel bad for laughing.
this got me dead so we cant test it
Lmao bro
I love how the fear of death runs through Micheal's eyes as the turret locks on to him
Just getting shot by the thing would wake you up at 40 psi
Psi: piston spike inside
Gizardo The Wizard Lizard i hate you
we all come to this channel to see to see him stares at death tbh
@@gyzardo3648 PISTON SPIKE PISTON SPIKE
"The final solution Oh my god Hitler ruins everything " I'm dead😂😂😂😂
You should make a robot that that’s says “that’s idiotic” every time it hears the word robot idea
Why do that when we have Michael himself? :)
If you ever laugh at how hard the robot shoots at him, just remember:
He *almost* set it to 60psi :)
Vice Admiral Buizel Bedwell holy shit your right
What would've happened ?
That robot is merciless.
@@romainbrz8939 his face would get blasted
thats like nutting right
This dudes literally Tom Holland’s Spider-Man but on crack
Lmaoooooo😂😂😂
crack,speed, and some Adderal
I don't know if that's an insult or a complement to mykull
@@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837 both
Just some guy with half a Mustache niether I wasn’t trying to be mean I just thought that was the best way to describe him lol
Michael: IT DOES WHAT IS SOPPOSED TO
Also Michael: so I've never used it in my fucking life
when he said the reasons for being tired i unfortunately thought
“we’re hitting bingo levels that shouldn’t be possible”
"lets set the power to 40 *because thats how many years im probably going to live* "
And he got obliterated by the psi
Then hes only got 10-28 years left
good thing he wasn't gonna live as long as the average person. Then he'd be dead for sure.
after what that turret did to him
he is correct
Boomer level 40
Michael is a combination of 3 things:
1: Vsauce
2: Einstein
3: Drugs
50% drugs 25% with 1 and 2
69th like
Micheal is what happens when you put Rick inside Morty
What about peter parker? Frogot him
That’s cliché and overused
Having a turret aim at you seems like a very good way to suddenly return to being fully awake.
IN FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE
I mean it still works the impending threat that you'll get water squirted at you will keep you up
"Small Filipino child dies when he spills water on electronics inside of tides pods container"
I can see the news caption now
@@thepowerfulmusic8572 "Humananity has no hope?"
"proceeds to get sprayed with energy drinks from that same machine after his eyes closed from death"
PLEASE DON'T HACK ME!!!
@@TMcnd5 i deserve that, my name is cringe
8:53 he had a straight up Vietnam flashback
Lmfao
Oof
More like Verdun
i replayed this 20 times and its still funny
thank you for this comment omg
1:04 As a Jew... I laughed my ass off
If you actually change the software to where it detects movement is to be a really good water turn for water balloon fights
This guy is like Peter Parker, if he were sadistic, depressed, and cussed like a sailor
*So if Peter Parker was a normal college student*
A Weirdo On the Internet i was literally thinking he looks like peter parker, just Asian (chinese or something, idk)
So, he's like 616 Peter Parker from into the spider verse without being in college, right?
Which Peter Parker cause...
@@alexandergeppert3174 don't so it for ppl who have not seen it m8
I thought that he reminded me of Peter parker when he started the video 😂
“It runs faster in java”
“I haven’t actually used it yet”
J Lee the face tracking is faster
What if your Asian and you use this
Code Name Sparta So then just Michael using it.... Did you not realize he’s Asian?
@@loneii_8254 one thing for sure, you'll never fall asleep
@@LittleTinyElvis no he is from Hawaii so he is Hawaiian he might have some Asian in him but we'll see if he takes a blood test
I know nothing about code or other techy things but I'm always happy to hear the explanation behind the hard work.
Thank you Michael for another great video!
ad: *plays*
Micheal: *wakes up* "whAT the fuck just happened-"
Me: "it seems like i just got told i shouldnt wear memory foam shoes-"
Modify this a little bit and this would make a great home security system of questionable legality
80psi
@@spetsnatzlegion3366 mounting a pressure washer
*now this is pod racing*
I was thinking more 5.56psi 😂
@@spetsnatzlegion3366 ⬆️⬆️
200psi and pepper spray
8:53 The moment when the creator is afraid of his own creation xD
you can see and hear the moment the PTSD hits
I'm dying XD
*Skynet has entered the Chat*
Legitimately one of the funniest parts of the whole video
You think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created.
when it looks back at him at 7:44 it feels like a threat
Imagine old Michael's reaction to current michael. I think he'd be proud
7:45 The robot is like ”Are you proud of me father?”
Michael : no
Cris gg I was ab to come down here and say the same thing
I just died 😂😂😂
Michael: •Pretends to Sleep•
Squirtboy 9000: So you have chosen.... Death...
Lol
Lol
Lol
@@Celestine1313 Lol
Lol
I dont think you need energy drink to stay awake , the intimidation of it is all you need
I like how he opens his mouth to catch the energy drink only just to fall on the floor
Michael is a shining example of how intelligence does not equal wisdom.
The wisdom in this dumb shit is that he makes a living doing it
Yes
Graham Lopez r/woooosh
@@Qawa how in the crispy hot kentucky fried fuck is that an r/woosh?
@@grahamlopez6202 Shhh let him have that one, he gets really excited about wooshing, but he's so slow you see.
Squirtboy9000 sounds like someone’s game tag
Well it's mine godamn it I'm gonna have to change it
*Who says it isnt*
But im just a guy
I ruined the 169 likes.
I’m a monster.
@@FirstNameLastNameFirstName I've seen you before
Michael: Hope it's detecting my eyes...
Machine: Say hello to my little friend!
7:44 i love how the machine looks at Michael after the mess like "yo want some more" lmao
I love how he is so good at coding and building robots but he isn’t smart enough to build in a funnel so that he doesn’t kill himself.
Who’s to say that isn’t a completely conscious design choice on his part 😂
Agreed
Adding a funnel on the procedure means additional line of coding. What we need is speed.
im sure he knows that, but that would have made the video much less exciting
@@unsanitizedbabywipes6154 bru an additional line of coding? It’s not hard to hold a funnel and a can who said it needs to be added?
I remember making an animation version of this video a long time ago, the memories are flooding back with this video
Love his logic for setting the pressure
8:54 explains it all
you know it's bad when you're scared of your own machine
FUCK IT'S STILL ON
@Andre Edwards-Machado again another great idea
You're
Your robot ideas are getting shittier and shittier.
I love it
I appreciate this video. Thanks for the laughs and this was interesting.
he tried to build a squirt boy 9000 he got the pisser machine v3.4
8:54 "Vietnam" Flashbacks
Alexander McDaniel the way he flinched JESUS
The fastest application of PTSD I've ever seen.
I watched this part over and over again and just didnt stop laughing
I just keep tapping ur comment to keep replaying that scene
*F L A S H B A C K S T O N A M*
The fact that he tried for a split second at 8:30 and then just fell killed me.
666th
ricky Bobby metal.
i love how michael says to be careful with refilling the tank yet doesnt use any precautions like a funnel
I love how he set the pressure to a paintball gun’s pressure
I cannot fathom that Michael could on one hand put in meticulous and skilled effort to build this affront to mankind, yet on the other not have the foresight to pour in the water with a *funnel*.
Or take it outside so it doesn't make a mess all over
Or he could just put the top on the other bottle and then use that bottle instead of having a chance of instant death by, pouring a bottle of water into another bottle.
I think it’s done on purpose. Being a hilarious and making stupid mistakes is a good way for an intelligent person to not come off as distantly superior. And it’s better for CZcams views. Can’t blame him.
I can ENTIRELY FATHOM that. I can't imagine any universe in which he has the foresight to avoid a stupid mistake.
Dude he did it for the content, he must have put a plastic cover or something on it and then acted as though he "accidentally" poured water over it. Imagine actually working on this for days/weeks and frying all the electronics due to an accidental spill...
7:44 The way squirtboy gives one final look at him just like "well?"
Squirtboy ain't squirtboy no more
He Vomitboy
LMAOOO!!!
BRUUH
Bro I almost pissed myself,,, he looks so scared when squirt boy squares up
"How did I do, master?"
This is by far my fav video by him 😂😂😂
The cool feature of exposed 230volts is something I really enjoy when I'm working on things. Nothing like a good buzz to maybe stop your heart and make you feel like youre on the edge of your life. Combine it with the feature of wet or greasy hands combined with sharp metal that cut into your hands for that extra good conductivity. Life has never been more exciting!
Also recently got to enjoy the fun of HF tig start jabbed straight into my palm, life is wonderful.
8:31 you can see genuine fear in his eyes when the turret locks on to him.
He's awake at least
Almost as good as the desperation when be begged the guy not to shoot him in fort nite.
It's better at 8:55
VIVA LA ROBOT REVOLUTION!!
No, that’s caution.
8:54 THIS IS FEAR.
Fyi: 40 psi ≈ 3 bar, a car tire has about 2.3 bar, 3 bar is basically the amount of pressure caused by a 30 meter high pillar of water.
Oh
Oh fuck
Yea the first test was not good
too bad he didn’t use 60 psi
Just use ‘=‘
1:48 Willy Wonka talking if he sweared
Michael: it detects a closed eye
Me: what about people who sleep with their eyes open?
Other famous CZcamsr: “do you have a script?”
Michael: “a what?”
So true 😂
I only watch unscripted channels and lemme tell you, they're the best you'll ever see
How do you think the robots work? He needs to write scripts for them.
What even is a script though
@@meelia4593 they aren’t talking about code scripts lol
This channel is the greatest fucking thing ever put on the internet.
Without question.
What do you mean "Without question."?
Question?
It's WIERD to know that this guy will own a Boston dynamics robo-dog. He was such a baby! 🤣
one of the underrated video, really entertaining.
My mom: hate is a strong word.
Michael: *works* is a strong word.
I'm leaving it at 69 likes
Russia music starts playing :)
strong is a strong word
I'm leaving it at 609 likes
@@consuminginternalorgans im diyng
I love his reaction when it aims at him. He literally doesn’t even need the energy drink part.
Loren its water look we see the bottle! 😂
Ikr, he flinched so hard when he was about to try the energy drink test one. Like, it pointed at him, and he was like 🤪
The water try and then how it looked at him when it was finished was amazing
Hands down best vsauce episode.
Next up: robot that fires high explosive shells at anyone who has a moving heat signature
AI Automated AR-15 attack in less than a year from now.
Perfect, good idea. Thanks
That is probably the best worst idea haha
Is this jojo reference
This is the FBI we are watching you now.
michael: does this robot
kyles all over the world: *Now, this is what I call future.*
😂😂
lol, not me tho. its a good idea, but no
@@dragon_mind1254 are you a Kyle?
As a Kyle, I approve.
Kyles around me : *hitting my juul while watching this*
Micheal is the perfect example of chaotic evil
Michael just slowly got more and more chaotic over the years didn't he
Veteran: *Sleeps*
Squirtboy 9000: *operation activate ptsd*
Why am I laughing so hard? I'm in a hotel
Because your ghost is trying to escape through your diaphragm
@@ohyeahitsme2034 shit, send help
The amount of terror when he realized it was still on was so genuine. That's how you KNOW it's a Michael Reeves invention.
If something he built moves, the test subject is TERRIFIED. XD
The machine gave him ptsd so quick it's just tsd
@@npc6817 CTSD current traumatic stress disorder
Would you support an abortion lottery? Each fetus would receive a ticket and then a certain number of tickets would be drawn and each ticket drawn would be aborted. Scientists would determine how many fetuses need to be drawn to prevent overpopulation. Just an idea of mine.
Bro that Machine can give anybody ftsd
Future traumatic stress disorder
@@EstebanGilChillington If we're sticking to naming schemes it would be Pre Traumatic Stress Disorder, so we looped right back to the start.
7:29 it was at this moment that he knew... He fu# ked up when he decided this was a good idea
Imagine he touches the electronics, dies, and then the Squirtboy 9000 keeps repeatedly shooting his corpse.
Solution to make it perfect: once it detects a closed eye it starts looking for an open mouth, when it detects an open mouth it aims there and squirts
@@jacksaad7442 downside?
@@Thewalk4756 I don't think there is a downside
The point of this is to wake you up if you're sleepy/falling asleep. Why would your mouth be open if you're asleep?
Sounds like m- nevermind.
Ok I just expect that the program would be enough good to not get confused of hole
7:44 is the best part bc the robot looks at his face after the mega squirt and is like "Did i do it?"
I hits him right in the forehead
You’re next
You ready for round two?
It was like a freakin machine gun going chunks chunks as it sprayed lol
The first time I saw this I was laughing with tears 😂😅🤣
I laughed so hard I felt my soul leave my body.
I love how clearly scared of it he is
Max Lewis hello minecrafter
Hello minecrafter
I love how the machine turns to look at him.
After he completely decimated Michael.
It’s almost like a threat
I can NEVER stop laughing
I bet it felt like it was sentient
It was scray from THIS part of the screen, imagine being there!
I need one of these
Michael:"My content is above corporate sponsor ship"
Also Michael: Gets sponsored by amazon a few years later
If only he put it on 60
WATERJET GOING RIGHT THROUGH THE WALL
I havent cried laughing at a youtube video since 2012 seananners, thanks man appreciate you
It's been almost a year since he last uploaded... I remember the days of the Seananners. But now he is gone, I miss him.
This both takes me back and I can fully agree
Was it the Morgan Freeman Stalker episode? That shit was hilarious.
@@cyn0_ I'm creepin around right now.
Those were the days, and they still are! Just go back and watch some seananners, the nostalgia of saying that gives me some happy tears.
omg the first test had me laughing manically like a crazy person. re brand this as a auto water canon for kids outdoor fun
Dude I know this is an old vid but I love you man
If you put a gun on this thing, you have an instant headshot home defense turret.
Ruby Infernum only if the burglar fell asleep.
@@annabellethepitty just rewrite the code
Ruby Infernum Maestro’s Evil Eye
Assisted suicide machine!!! For only 3 payments of 24.99 you can help yourself die without feeling the guilt of autosuicide and the ultimate feeling of going to hell!!!
EVIL EYE DEPLOYEDDDD
"My content is above corporate sponsorship"
A few years later..
"This video was sponsored by Amazon"
To be fair he did end up scamming them basically
@@smartaleckduck4135 but he was also a genuine fan
@@khopper5727 What?
Yeah he did scam them
@@johnnybon258 how
amazing...a bit scary too.....I think it needs a remote so you can turn it off once it has woken you up instead of having to dive to the off switch in the wall.
I mean... that thing going off would certainly wake you up
Michael learning the value of a kill switch 1 cursed invention at a time.
A "kill" switch to Michael is the on button
Matt Deluca because it tends to kill people