The Most Useful Robot EVER MADE
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- čas přidán 26. 10. 2017
- Sick robot fixes Halloween
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Song: Goodbye Moonmen - Dolphin Smiling (Rick and Morty Cover) - Komedie
2017 Michael: I have no friends so I programed the robot to shoot me
2019 Michael: I’m gonna taze every single one of my friends
69th like
Chris L 96th like
And tase them
"I wonder why I don't have any friends"
Wonder what 2020’ll be like
Plot twist: this is the first time he’s ever been sober
Lmao
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Yes
@@PMleft why a furry tho
@@tkkitkat5315 shit he’s having a stroke
Michael’s out here inventing Social distance Halloween three years early.
This needs likes
honestly tho
3rd graders when taking shots of Gatorade from the cap
I have never done that but accurate
...I am guilty of it
I thought that's only a thing in Philippines
Dear god. He's drunk on apple juice
like a true 12 year old
It's cola
@@joeyd143 r/whoooosh
@NikoAdiAdinolfi r/woooosh
Wish... Wait thats not right... Wash.... No... 🤔 woosh! Got it... See i can say stupid shit too. 🤣😂
*Even though its coke he makes a very convincing drunk peter parker*
Steve Reyes how do we know there’s no liquor in the coke? “_”
James Sawyer he doesn’t usually act like this when he’s drunk as far as I know, you can find him drunk on that Peter park stream, LilyPichu stream and cold ones pod cast btw lmao
ChimmyNeutron yep I was pretty sure he wasn’t, but... you never know 😂
Dang, hes too young to be swapping hard liquor for hard drugs
So he’s high?
I love that he pretends to be drunk yet he’s just drinking coke
Coke aine
@@rowen616 al
...
=
Scuse me, I think you mean A R I Z O N A?
Lol
"got my 3D modeling software open I'm ready to take names and lose the respect of my parents. Obligatory self-deprecating punchline" everything about that was iconic
7 year old when they drink 1 shot of cough syrup and 2 flintstone gummies:
3:27
WHY JUST WHY?!?!
XD
3 flinstone gummies*
@@carbonrobin codineeeeeee
“Mum can we have Albert einstein”
“We have Albert Einstein at home “
*albert Einstein at home=
Garbage can alcoholic albert einstein
The fuggin start of the video says it all
Even better
Albert Einstein at home=
Asian drunk toddler
actually, i like this einstein more, not the one at the store.
"This channel is so meta it parodies it's own content weeeeeeee I am ageing" Michael reeves 2017
I thought he said edgy
Lol
I was about to click the link, then realized that this was 3 years ago.
Michael has to be the most convincing alcoholic I've ever seen, though he's drinking cola.
FaZe Zeta no man that’s apple juice
No it’s clearly ketchup like it’s fucking red so how is it apple juice
You are all wrong. Its Monster!
*bleach*
no, its melted apple pie
I wonder why he makes such a convincing alcoholic. Huh.
Speaking from experience, I found it to be what everyone thinks being drunk is like. Do note that everyone is different when drunk. But it just felt like he was using the stereotypical drunk flailing and body movement. But eh. He wasn't actually drunk, obviously, so like he's totally cool. He's a good boi.
Method acting
@@mylifeaschloe8422 * cough * acting * cough *
Jordan The Fallen Killjoy you’re name fits you very well
It was the burp for me. Also he slurs his words just right, like a toddler that didn’t get the candy they wanted.
Me:* peacefully watching Michael go insane*
CZcams algorithm: Best time to screw up with an ad
Right as I read this comment it f*cking happened
Same!!!!!
@@jaydev4017 Same
*Michael when sober* : I make useless robots
*Michael when drunk* : hold my beer
Me: can we get Mark Rober
Mom: we have Mark Rober at home
Mark Rober at home
So your rich
Idk kinda like this verson better know have someone to drink with
3:27 that’s when
Mark Sober
Mark Reeves/ Michael Rober
Let's be honest that was next level acting
Harish Ram how di you know he is active
Like father like son
No it's not acting Michael's just actually on crack
The mans drunk
No he was just drunk the whole time
The fact that he actually drank on the floor without spilling or choking is the most impressive thing he’s ever done
Two words my friend:
Racist Elmo
this video is 3 years old but i was half expecting him to order pizza and assault the delivery man
8:10
This comment had me questioning
It say this video is 3 years old it was uploaded in 2017 then the comment is 3 years old and it's 2024 I've never had such a huge brain fart before
Plot twist: he was actually drunk
Yes drunk toddler make robot
he rick when he drunk
Probably tbh
The baby took dads vodka
Have you seen mykull drunk. He gets more sober when he drinks.
Michael is basically Einstein on a budget.
LMAO
Holy shit that’s correct
I think he’s actually Einstein but with a higher budget
No Einstein is Michael on a budget
Great Value
The fact that he used a can as the controller is honestly an inspiring maneuver
Michael: Who are you?
Drunk Michael: I'm you, but I only show up on Halloween to ruin everyone's day.
Thats basicly the same person
... And make good ideas
I'd say that Michael is like the Walmart version of Tony stark at best.
Yes Mitch good
Great value Tony Stark. Aluminum dude
Ehhhh....more like K-Mart
Yup.
Nah he’s the Tony Stark you find in the dumpster behind the walmart
Every time I finish one of his videos I feel like I just woke up from a weird dream or something.
same
He is lawful chaotic
@@aatheeswarank7025 You don't know how much you just caused me to learn by googling that term. BTW they call me true neutral in the online survey. idk.
@@InsideOfMyOwnMind cool. Good for you .
@Green Alien Gang well , all the best !
Drunk Michael seems like regular Michael to me
if you took a shot of wine every time he took a sip, you'd be blacked out screaming the wrong lyrics to your favorite song
Me: lol he pretending to be drunk
Me: he too young lol
My brain: no he's not
Me: wha- oh yeah...wtf
I think he was then though. Pretty sure he's like 22.
@@timekeeper6234 Dawgs like 24
@@FlyXcur he is 22
He's not drunk he's just like this
SCRUB KNIGHT exactly
morty as an adult after his whole family dies.
R/rareinsults
mad X I feel like that’s not an insult though. It’s a great description, but it isn’t an insult.
YES
The heck is morty
Is that evil morty
I love how this 13 year ol- I mean 23 year old filipino guy pretending to be drunk by chocolate milk
I like how he has a book called clean code in the background while he makes unclean code. 0:10
I'm actually having trouble figuring out if he's actually drunk or just acting in the intro
Why not both?
Yes he is
You clearly haven't spent much time around actually drunk people. Be thankful for that.
yes
He’s clearly faking. He’s not old enough
What do u mean his things dont help
His tomato picking machine is worth a life
It would probably take a life, too
Yeah
Trippy, he hadn’t made the tomato spike yet when he made this video
I will buy that machine. I mean it.
@@e-tan3911 A soul for a soul
mans literally re-invented the cannon
"I BUILT MACHING GUN THAT TARGTS PEOPLE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE"
wait he's not cursing a lot when he's drunk on apple juice, why
I don't know.
Maybe because of him cussing a lot not being drunk that he's gone loopy
reverse osmosis 🤷♂️
Foxfozl it’s because when he’s drunk on his sweet juice it reminds him of the trauma of the taser that was to fix is swearing, so the emotional trauma makes him think it’s still there so he doesn’t cuss as much
@@glutenfreeair8970 Ah thank you for putting that together, it all make sense now, but what was first again on publish date, the taser, or this video?
Alternate title: “middle school boy gets drunk on chocolate milk and dreams he made a “useful” robot”
It is useful so dont even think about shit like that
It is apple juice
It is literally a controlled sentry turret that could possibly shoot dildos, what more could u want
i hate how people talk about middle schoolers like that. they thing they are babies and do things elementary students and kindergarteners do
@@benchapman21 ok 12 year old
Michael after he gets kicked out of offline tv be like:
He did?
@@komiks42 no but it's kinda funny to think that the intro would be his reaction if he actually got kicked
@@Tambourlas No if he got kicked he would rig their whole house with tasers. So not much would change.
Michael "*drank*"
Us knowing dam well that he's 14 and probably drinking tea,coka cola,Pepsi,or coco milk.
this video makes my youtube buddy go up
Gives you utoob extonder
vegetal FUCK
yo gay
Its 2017
no he didnt
Michael Reeves the inventor who can only make something useful when he's drunk.
Rick
Drunk on apple juice
lol that sounds like edgar allan poe
RICK
@@pudzygaming1326 Yes don't worry... Its apple juice
The sunglasses are a perfect addition to the mad hungover scientist effect
This vid in a nutshell: drunk depressed mechanic tries to make an useful robot but makes a turret that shoots shit
*_"hello it is I_*
*_Ａ ＰＩＥＣＥ ＯＦ ＳＨＩＴ"_*
How u do that shit
Every time I greet my successful siblings
bttrfck 420 likes
Use **(message)** to bolden text
*like this*
Mom: There is alot of problems in the world
Michael: Children is the biggest problem
Ironic, considering he is a child himself
Lmao
Well, you know, there's only one thing worse than a rapist...
Your from roblox cult
@@yeah9690 THANK you. I've waited a month for someone to say that.
8:12 i love this part
I love the Better Help ad break I got at 8:38 that opened with “It takes a lot of courage to admit that you need help.” It fits the vibe nicely
It may be 2019 but I still love watching all these older videos
Same
Roomba Is my favorite
it may be 2019, but you still use that old weird face thing from like 2016
@@lifecereal7601 no man that face is from like 2008 lol
mxims97 true
make a CZcams buddy gun, but attached to the screaming roomba, so that when it sees you, it screams then fires
I actually want to see this
YES
This robot idea doesn't suck
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@haven keating he can use the logic he used for his tomato spike..
6:09 Uuuuuum disdis- gu - dis mun -eeerun dis cOnTroLlEr
7:11 and this i just can’t breathe
8:11😂😂😂😂
Haha
@@thetdmzack2929 Thanks Man
"Bamboozle switcharooni" In depth explanation of this cannon's purpose.
5:55 That actually makes me sad
Rip
Well when life gives u lemons
Hareesh Mehmi shoot ding dings at the lemons
xXYeetis deletisxX I was gonna say fuckem
Rick and Morty season 4 looks good.
Only people with a 420 iq will get this joke
+1
yeee
young rick right here
It does
i love grass
There's more than one definition for "an episode" and I think this sure does qualify as an episode.
This would have been perfect for Halloween during covid.
Alternate title: local Asian has mental breakdown for 11 minutes
Edit: Hawaiian phillipino
And 21 seconds
Mwr obawma is that youu
Pls tell us your last name
Why 666 likes
This is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a person drunk on Apple juice
*Urrrrrpfh*
How do you know it's apple juice
Guy Wearing A Twins Mask its what the stains remind me of
diet coke*
It's Root Beer
Amazing to see how far he's gotten. I knew he was gonna get big before this video came out but I'd be lying to say I wasn't surprised at how big he actually gotten.
Honestly with acting skills like this I would watch him even if he's not building robots
Dont you ever get drunk and build robots at 2:00 am
I would like the comment but there's 2^8 likes
Yeah for me it would be better not to have a drunk guy around a $1.5M robot that can end the world(GLaDOS)
I can’t like it. There are 420 likes
James Mamone tru
“Obligatory self-deprecating punchline”
The Apex Anomoly CZcams comedy 101.
bazinga
“Witty and funny comment”
When trick-or-treaters are annoying you so you literally make a sentry:
“THE ENGINEER”
To those of you who think he's actually drunk, remember... he's only 12, so he's underage.
he was 19 or 20 in this vid
never hung up the suicide hotline so fast
Honestly you could take this two ways... except this is michael reeves
🤣😂🤣
@@jetison333 he definitely killed himself
70 year old Michael is basically just Rick from Rick and Morty
I can totally see Rick taking Morty to a dimension of Ding Dings.
Good idea
Y e s .
Don t’cha mean CZcams buddies?
Damn it I want that to happen now
Yeah
honestly one of my favorite M Reeves vids
This is the best video on Michael reeves
This dude is a hybrid of Rick and Morty, but with like 30$ budget for every invention
Damn guys I regretted this comment like 5 times how the fuck did it get 1k likes?
No wonder he hasn’t made a vat of fake acid
@@mechanicalazure5238 every rick has a vat
Yes
i want him to turn to a pickle
pussy 0 E
Man, that's some really strong tea you have there.
Dixout4 Harambe no joke it actually is tea tho
tea... totally
teatolly
please change your name and profile picture.
Dixout4 Harambe got 666th like to your comment lol
You can see his decent into madness if you watch all his videos back to back
Best michael reeves right here
“I’m ready to take names and lose the respect of my parents”
- Micheal Reeves
2018
2017, actually.
I reeaally want to like but it's at 69 likes so I'm having a crisis
@@swampy7116 I'm having the same crisis
@@annabaelfire2173 bruh watch this
@@kalumW omg omg omg you killed the 69!
watching this i'm just more convinced he's evil tony stark.
He's chaotic neutral Tony stark
Jedi Mind Glitch or something
patrick watkins dead
He is more like dr doofenshmirtz and he built a nokidstron
I think that this is the exact moment when Micheal changed from calm coding man to crazed robot mastermind
cleanest machine build ever, award goes to this ding ding creation.
Phillipino Tom Holland but Elon Musk
Is a god
And *Filipino
Homicidal Filipino Peter Parker
philipianan*
@@meifurghei8017 *pilipphinose
Philipenis
I heard they print a fresh clone of Michael for each episode.
Alexabix its true
Cause the previous ones all committed suicide immediately after the video was uploaded.
This one came out a little autistic
500 likes bud
Who are "THEY"!??!?!?
I tought that this video was going to be his downfall,but it was his RISE
Oh god, HES GOTTEN INTO THE APPLE JUICE AGAIN
U should of made a candy bowl that detects when u take more than one peice of candy and fires a youtube buddy at you for doing that.
actually, the same thing, but it shoots you with a glock 18 in both kneecaps.
@Noot Noot Wants Noose Noose why not 68
after you take 3 it just knocks the bowl over
Or calls you fatty
RichConnerGMN thanks undertale
"I hate kids"
but micheal, youre 12
Lead_TV you overestimate
Have you not seen his videos? He hates himself.
*you’re
@@lucasmucas9072 exactly the joke i wanted to make
Julisity T well too fucking bad then
Look where he is now... I am proud of you michael!
the irony for the "be the best you can be" sign falling from his beer is incredible
I've never seen a drunk 1/2 Philippino before...
Wet he's filipino
@@hamstert00ns35 but half a philippino
@@davankrueger1725 **filipino
Wrong spell bruh😂
If Morty was a Rick it would be Michael Reeves
@Sir Rex r/woooosh
You didnt get the joke, did you? He was saying that the dude from the channel (Michael Reeves) looks like Morty, but builds robots like Rick, so if Morty was Rick it would be him/Michael Reeves and not actually Morty Rick. And No, you dont r/woooosh people who explain a joke but people who doesnt understand a joke
So evil Morty?
evil morty
;)
Not evil Morty though; the weird rick from the first citadel episode
Glad to see Michael is still himself
Cinematic masterpiece
michael with the black glasses looks like tom holland
An offbrand Tom Holland
Actually he kinda does...
wow.
true
If Tom holland was a 4 foot tall, Filipino elon musk
That’s not Tom Holland?
Micheal is going to end up being the real life rick
He is
Who's his morty
@@flamelightning5428 Lily
they changed him in the live action version to a female :D
And we are the morty
but who is the morty
Every single frame with Michael on screen is a meme format waiting to happen.
I applaud you for being able to not cut yourself on the can.
I remember when I wore a white shirt one time...
It's a brown shirt now.
@Jay Jay went through a GG Allin phase...
I missed the stage and it went on my shirt instead.
i did the same with a pair of pants once!
Me watching this: are u drunk?
Him: spills pepsi all over himself
APPLE JUICE
@Pumlz calm the fuck down bud
I’m a kid and I’m subscribed and YOU’RE MY FAVORITE YOU TUBER!
This is why you should drink and build robots
This is not drunk michael, drunk michael is more like an actual human being and stuff
Yes and I think half drunk Michael would probably just tazer every one
@@Highlander_Bones no thats just sober michael
Indeed, now we know that drunk Michael acts almost identical to sober Michael
Santiago Aguirre that’s because the alcohol dilutes the cocaine in his system.
@@rimurutempest4945 second time i’ve seen this exact joke
youtube recommended this to me under "pop music"
In other news: I'm apparently now a fan of pop music
5:22
makes sense
Xubels lol
Great start
The drunk effect works even better with goodbye moonman, played in Rick and Marty.