Your Robot Ideas Are Stupid
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- čas přidán 25. 01. 2019
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Make a robot that randomly searches through your CZcams comments for comments beginning with “make a robot that” and then reads them aloud to you at random times during the day in order to remind you of your hatred of humanity.
Wait a minute....
I think I just went back in time
Who hurt you?
Make a robot that is taller that u
Perfect
"your robots are shit"
*makes a $74,500 robot dog piss beer*
You wanted one two
@@bardoram3097 TWO!?!?!
Okay but you have to admit, making a Boston dynamics robot piss on their parking lot is hilarious
@@jonathangray9073 sorry had just
woke up
True
This man is the exact opposite of those teachers who say "nothing is a bad idea"
For the hot glue gun, have you considered using the heater to heat the entire stick to near melting temperature and fire the entire thing? It’s technically still hot glue.
Hot glue railcannon
Build a robot that solves i am not a robot captchas
Finally
Some good fucking food
Are you the one called Satan?
Already been done.
@@raultororomero9079 so...
@@mydude457 so what?
Make air pods with wires
DSC Maldrim genius
He's speaking the language of the Gods
*Harvard needs your location*
Lol
This is the same thing as make a cheese burger with no cheese on it
michael gives me the vibes of someone who would make a robot dog piss beer into a cup
can you make a robot that will make michael reeves upload
“Gimme one. Gimme just one decent idea that’s not terrible for a robot”
Roomba that swears ends up being his most popular video
it was pretty funny
it’s how i found his channel
Fluffy RK9 lol
Mason McVay same dude
It's funny you know. It's like our "terrible" ideas are better than his "great and totally not horse shit" ideas are better. It's kind of ironic. Don't you think.
Make a robot that plays Minecraft cave sounds when it’s quiet and dark in the house.
bitch yes
we're all still watching it anyways
Please don’t say hell make this
Or subnauctica sounds
Imagine that you are downstairs getting a glass of water and then all of the sudden you hear a Reaper Leviathan behind you
When you found a creaper in real life 🙄😏
A car horn that says honk instead of making the sound but reacts to how angry you are feeling for it's tone.
Have a robot that can press down on certain strings for a guitar, but the chords are controlled by a button on the side. So the player can, instead of pressing down a few strings, can press a single button and strum the guitar. Enjoy.
Make a door that moans when you open/close it
Yes
No
@@emmygirl1phluffey742 yes.
*Zarbon has entered the chat*
"Here's another one of those self satisfying doors... I can tell from the intolerable amount of smugness it suddenly generates."
i will now expect at least 3 projects per video
You are everywhere bro
no he isnt
big fat bear
Ha 420 likes
you underestimate this lazy debil
a fan that tracks your eyes and blows sand at them
Okay...this is not a robot idea but a video idea...so basically you code this algorythm that scans your comments and then gets the IP adress to send a tazer robot to the commentor...
every single person who liked this lacks brain
Please dont!
thats actually really funny
It took a few months but we finally have it : Screaming Swearing Roomba.
A4RON finally 😂😂
Big hit too
Nah
But he said that in the video??
@Micah Motumz Micah, you should check again the video.. There a a Lot of ideas really stupid. There are stupid brilliant ideas and stupid stupid ideas.. Anyway, you should be able understand that Michael saying many ideas are stupid is part of the show.
Make a robot that promotes Skillshare for you.
yes lmao
It would be dope if it spewed out the lines faster than a rap god. Like somewhere over 400 words per minute. (Looked it up, apparently 100 words per minute is slow). Plus 400 is do able.
Oh hell yeah!
i understand him now
thanos car
i never laughed so hard at a engineering video like, EVER. you earned a sub
build your dad with invisible lego bricks
Make a speaker that mutes itself when you sing along to the music.
this would be great for a car radio cause people are TONE DEAF 😂
@@madelineb3356 but i feel like a lot of the fun of singing in the car is that you cant hear how bad you are
Lep Exactly and thats why he should build it
Right so kinda like an anti-karaoke machine. Instead of singing along to the music, you sing against it.
I'd paid for this
_Do the roomba. Let it scream._
oh yeah yeah
Room: exists
Roomba: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey, I’m a little out of the loop, why do a lot of people have the same pfp?
Oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah i removed my foreskin
LMAO best channel ever. I'm sorry you have to deal with all of these ideas but I was laughing the whole video.
The greatest quote to ever come out of this man: 4:52
I really want to see the screaming robot
Yeet, I think that would be sweet!
When it cusses it better be Russian
Unfortunate Existence Studios Hi yes
Yeet on my feet that wold taste really sweet
I was going to like this comment but it was at 666 likes
“A Roomba that screams and swears when it bumps into things. Michael - I actually like that one.” The origin of a legendary video.
One year later
2*
"A robot that pisses on a cup" great idea but nah a robot that shoots chicken nuggets at u is bad
666. i cannot like.
And a legendary relationship
watching this video 3 years late while drunk as hell is certainly a particular type of vibe that most will never know
any ways heres a fettuccine alfredo recipe:
Fettuccine Alfredo
The perfect homemade fettuccine alfredo using heavy cream, butter, parmesan cheese, and a touch of garlic.
Prep Time:
5minutes minutes
Cook Time:
15minutes minutes
Total Time:
20minutes minutes
Equipment
spatula set
measuring cups and spoons
Ingredients
▢1 lb Fettuccine Pasta
▢6 Tablespoons Butter
▢1 Garlic Clove (minced)
▢1 1/2 cups Heavy Cream
▢1/4 teaspoon Salt
▢1 1/4 cup Shredded Parmesan Cheese
▢1/4 teaspoon Pepper
▢2 Tablespoons Italian Parsley (optional)
Instructions
In a large pot, heat water over high heat until boiling. Add salt to season the water. Once it is boiling, add fettuccine and cook according to package instructions.
In a large skillet or pan, heat butter over medium heat. Add minced garlic and cook for 1 to 2 minutes. Stir in heavy cream.
Let heavy cream reduce and cook for 5 to 8 minutes. Add half of the parmesan cheese to the mixture and whisk well until smooth. Keep over heat and whisk well until cheese is melted.
Save some pasta water. The pasta water is full of flavor and can be used to thin out the sauce.
Toss alfredo sauce with fettuccine pasta and add half of the parmesan cheese. Once it is tossed, garnish with the remaining parmesan cheese. Add a little pasta water if it needs to be thinned out.
Garnish with Italian parsley, if so desired.
A robot that knocks everything off your desk every 10 minutes? Interesting idea but I think they call that a cat.
Accurate
Boy am i used to that 😑😑😑😑
That just my retarded dog
Anus
L
Then build a robot cat.
Make a machine that curses at only William when he enters the house
SavagePubMix y e s
So you basically want Michael to clone himself
SavagePubMix that has to be done
you should make a robot that stops charging a device once it hits 100%
Build a robot that murdurs other robots and then hides the evidence
This is Michael's unique way of telling us that hes running out of ideas and need help
Kaiyu Not Kaiyu no no it’s not
Z Hardcore Otaku r/woooosh dumbass
Z Hardcore Otaku stfu you degenerate unflushable sac of faeces
Kaiyu Not Caillou thus, say more ideas
@@red-2895 no
I like how he just says things directly to his fans
He has no one else
@@RenaudAlly yur in the matrix quick eat this blu pill
The desk thing is for when you're making bad robot ideas. It helps you reconsider what you're doing by just not letting you do it
a roomba that spits whatever it picks up back infront of it
Little did he know he would make that roomba a real thing
No I'm pretty sure he knew right away If he was gonna do something
and it being his best watched video
Im glad he ended up making the screaming roomba
Good biscuit666
Let's bring more shit/awesome ideias
I wanna see a lawn sprinkler that turns on when people are nearby and aims at them.
Make a stream powered robot that makes electricity from it's steam, but only enough to power itself.
this is Tony Stark's backstory to becoming Iron Man
@The Animator yes
@The Animator ...just...OK.
“Superman”
Rick Sanchez “the short version”
do you mean the story
or
the person
Little did he know that the screaming roomba idea would be one of his most viewed videos
Im fucking dying inside
Specalkai random but ok
Gayyyy
Rj Newens ?
And his voice actor would be his future gf
Build a humanoid combat chassis, armed with large caliber weapons platforms and code a singularity into it.
Dude these robots are the best they don’t even have a purpose but they make us laugh and they are hilarious keep make more
This is the quality content I subscribed for
Lol
I’d say this is a great collab opportunity!
collaaaab
Yeah fly out to hawaii and do some actual engineering on his shit also cause theyre room mates you can do one with his roommate guy too
IKR
The robot that dumps water on itself had more security than Hawaii’s missile alert
Or NASA's database.
It's all fun and games until he hacks all your accounts, finds out where you live, and then makes your entire house a taser desk.
i live by "we're just gonna keep going until my brain hemorrhages" DAILY
Make legs that have pistons in them. Piston legs. Michael, piston legs. Imagine how tall you can be.
@Michael Reeves
Michael REEEEEEEEEE
@Neilanjan Nagpal maybe...
Those are stilts
YOU ARE DOGSHIT
I really like the roomba that keeps on cursing when it hit the wall
Welsan 03 I fucking want him to build that shittt
@@babysitter7663 true AF
He has to build that
That idea was god tier
@@babysitter7663 you're like...10 years old
Make a robot that beats itself up
make a robot to automatically create sponsorblock segments so i never have to see a dumb skillshare ad again
Make a gun.
Just a gun.
Nothing special.
😂😂😂😂
Now he can "scare off" everyone who leaves a bad idea! :D
A school gun
I'm the 800th like 😛
Take it to school
Can we please get a rumba that curses
We need it
Yes. A rumba.
when it hits something
yes, please!
10 / 10 WOULD BUY
i remember twice a year Michael exists, and then i have 3 weeks of pure enjoyment
this is the funniest vid about making stuff ever laughed so hard!
Make a scooter that starts spinning uncontrollably when it sees ankles nearby. A proximity scooter mine, if you will.
I will fuckin do that if I have too.
Jdburko Gaming YESSS
don't commit scooter ankle you have so much to live for!!!!!!
use a old blue razor scooter it hurts like shiitake
My ankles hurt reading this
A rumba with knifes on it that detects and chases ankles.
bigGgamer stabby has evolved
I want this
we need more name ideas
Stabby?
Yes
This was so funny. I would like to see more of these roast of you audience.
Build an EMP and then build a robot to learn about EMP shield.
Oh wow.. I wish he had made that swearing roomba. That would be absolutely awesome
was thinking the same thing... would be the one thing I would actually want to build.
Yeah, already built it. Pretty simple, duct tape a frisbee to your midget friend's face and push him around in walls.
Not only should he build a Roomba that swears when it it walls, but make it reconize when it sees a person and starts to chance them while swaring also! It's like the head hunting drones, but better!
To you future idiots he has made one :3
@@kalebboothby4178 it's a joke
make a robot that monitors your brain waves, and every time you concentrate the slightest bit it makes horrifying, soul-destroying noises that will soon reduce you to a withered husk of a human being. then use it while trying to do math.
hahaha
soooooo, if you remember the car video with the brain wave reader, when you are scared it is the same as concentrated
You're a monster.....
@@dadams106 That would make it even better
Harrison Bergeron is getting real...
THIS IS A GOOD ROBOT IDEA: make a robot that organizes your desk when you put stuff on it into like cabinets or smth
How dare you suggest something good!?
Build a robot that builds another robot out of its own parts until it is just the same robot that you built building itself over and over again.
Make a robot that plays chess, but instead of beating people at chess, it gives them terrible advice, and makes them feel bad about themselves, so that they walk away from the game, even though they're winning. And then the robot laughs. Also it carves its own pieces out of soap each time it starts a game, and criticizes the other player's storebought pieces.
this idea is unique
please?
Absolutely incredible
I'm so confused. This idea is awesome.
so basically glados. for chess
I wish he did the roomba idea. that would be hilarious
Yessss
true
ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA
And used max moe foe screaming
Crazy
"Oh its gonna break-"
how have I not heard of him before?? Subscribed.
Make a machine that senses every time you get happy and tells you a sad fact
yes. YES.
@@vasililiev9481 This was such a missed opportunity for you to say oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah thats a good idea
Oh yeah yeah definitely
Oh yeah yeah
Build a robot that stops your videos from getting demonetized
if only
do u mean the time he made an anti-swearing taser? because thats the only thing that could help.
He’s a smart man, I’m sure he could figure it out
Then build a robot that defies everything in the laws of physics
mueffeffeffeffeffe
Beer pong, but instead of beer, there's a sensor at the bottom of the cup that shocks the losing team.
The sound of the glue gun and it making you laugh that hard. You cannot give it 0 honestly
*“A robot that screams and swears when it bumps into things.”*
Me in 2019: Michael this was foreshadowing.
Kappa Kappa yeeeeees
Roomba*
Check the upload date.
@@justcallmeerror1948 This was in response to the original comment, which implied that this video was uploaded before 2019.
Hentai Hero this was a joke. You don’t seem to know this
You should make a robot that dispenses quality video ideas
Yeah but then he will have to think of good video ideas to put into it
@@lowlifeanarchist9762 he can code a random sentence generator ;)
@@lowlifeanarchist9762 use a neural network to generate ideas based on all the ideas he's done so far
and then immediately shreds them
That’s a good AI
tbf Michael, these awful ideas aren't so awful when they give something even more precious than their awful uses: juicy content
He should make the hot glue gun shoot the hot glue sticks not the heated hot glue
A robot which closes your laptop every time your heart rate gets too high from looking at these comments.
Micheal calls us stupid for 7 mins
13mil people: gangsta
But only 530k people actually liked it
& now it has 13M views
*Michael
@@wahoo264 *mykull*
@@Abel-yp6ux meykhull
You should build a robot that builds its own robot that builds its own robot. Become a robot God.
Goddamn he insults us every single minute but I still like it🙂
You should make a robot that follows you around and says nice things about you to boost your self esteem
Do a robot that does your homework
His nonexistent self esteem
He's to far gone man. Theres no helping him lol
That won't work
Make this but do the opposite
"i've never going to do a user suggested robot"
a few months later: a roomba that screams when it runs into things
Also the scream microwave
Also the camera taser
He said he liked that one
Lol
*tazer camera stares* am I a joke to you
Make a robot that opens a door halfway and if it senses anything trying to go through it,it stabs it
make a robot that swears at you with a strong Australian accent every 5 mins
Make a robot that screams When you try to say something
So you basically want a robot that is a mad woman and when you want to clear something out it behaves like a mad woman?
Also make it follow you
Make it scream shut the fuck up
Already been made, its called a wife
Well... The upside is that our 'RoboWife' can be reprogrammed at any time
I dont think I've seen a youtuber with more genuinely hatred for his audience and its great
Honestly this is my first video of him I hated him at first and then I realized its fricking hilarious how he hates everyone lol
@@thatguy7775 he hates himself too.
Whistlin diesel
I think he should make a I-don’t-care-Inator
Idubbbz
Make a bed that works like an alarm clock but instead of a beeping noise you put two pneumatic cylinders in the back that spring the bed forward
You should build a robot that can auto level and take multiple photos for stiching into a panormaic image. If you could also find the nodel point of the lens so that it knows the postion to rotate around to get the lowest amount of paralax error while capturing the imgaes that would be a bonus. Yeah know this is a few late, nut whatever.
a scooter but when you pick it up it swings full force into your ankle
gaming, i got in the screaming microwave video im gamer
So a normal scooter?
HEHEHE I AM A SUPASTAR WARRIOR yeah but with jets
@@loafofloafs wait yours dosent have jets
A scooter with a horizontal jet and one of those wheels that sparks when you press on the brake
I fucking love you for this
A robot that can beat the “I’m not a robot” thing when you sign in to something
Those are called "Captchas"
@@maple4567 who gives a shit?
jmovlogs most of those are also called capcha
@@_vla Alright buddy I was just trying to help SekC_jmoe. No need to get rude.
That has been done
You should build a desk that puts everything on top of it away into different cavities with the push of a button
When he broke his glue gun and shot it, lowkey worked like how I expected it to LMFAO
Says our ideas are shit but has a great time making the roomba.
I think he kinda liked the roomba one
He’s sarcastic, learn the channel you’re watching or don’t at all 😂
He even said he liked the Roomba idea.
@@cassidyanne2885 Calm down, I'm poking fun at his inconsistency.
@@cassidyanne2885 You're the person no one likes when they watch a show. "If you dont own all the merchandise and every single piece of hair of this person you're not a true fan"
One out of X thousand comments.......
Make a robot that deletes every robot suggestion
A real visionary
That's impossible!
It would automatically destroy itself!
@Arron Hall didn't he ask for more bad suggestions? I may have misunderstood the video
Honestly, the hot glue gun failure kinda turned out good. Heat up the front part so it’s super melty, then fire out the entire stick with the front of it still hot and goopy. Actually fires, and shoots at least SOME melty glue.
his cussing makes this top quality
Normal youtuber: Loves his haters
Michael: Hates his fans
I love my fan and my heater. My fan works especially well in the summer when it's hot, and the heater is great for the winter when it's cold!!
The Frostys No it’s not. This is saying most youtubers like the people who do not like them, and this guy doesn’t like the people who do like him.
Try and think.
No
@@rooiboquality6603 i also love my heater its so good and warm
some random kid here before this guy got 1.5K like
To be fair, this guy somehow managed to shoot hot glue slower that a normal hot glue gun
That’s because he tried to shoot the hot glue like a solid instead he should have tried to make something more like a heated water gun and it would have actually worked
@@josiahbeauchaine568 i hope someday you realize viscosity is a thing
@@jisoosim8498 If it's hot enough you can get the viscosity down. The only real restriction is keeping it under whatever heat is going to burn the glue.
@@joshuaconklin8378 or you know, JUST USE SUPER GLUE.... that works too....
@@quilahnmena5247 I can't imagine why you wouldn't want to spray molten hot glue around.
they didnt say you had to melt the hot glue, just shoot the whole goddamn stick