Your Robot Ideas Are Stupid
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- čas přidán 25. 01. 2019
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"your robots are shit"
*makes a $74,500 robot dog piss beer*
You wanted one two
@@bardoram3097 TWO!?!?!
Okay but you have to admit, making a Boston dynamics robot piss on their parking lot is hilarious
@@jonathangray9073 sorry had just
woke up
True
“Gimme one. Gimme just one decent idea that’s not terrible for a robot”
Roomba that swears ends up being his most popular video
it was pretty funny
it’s how i found his channel
Fluffy RK9 lol
Mason McVay same dude
It's funny you know. It's like our "terrible" ideas are better than his "great and totally not horse shit" ideas are better. It's kind of ironic. Don't you think.
This man is the exact opposite of those teachers who say "nothing is a bad idea"
For the hot glue gun, have you considered using the heater to heat the entire stick to near melting temperature and fire the entire thing? It’s technically still hot glue.
Hot glue railcannon
Make a scooter that starts spinning uncontrollably when it sees ankles nearby. A proximity scooter mine, if you will.
I will fuckin do that if I have too.
Jdburko Gaming YESSS
don't commit scooter ankle you have so much to live for!!!!!!
use a old blue razor scooter it hurts like shiitake
My ankles hurt reading this
Build a robot that solves i am not a robot captchas
Finally
Some good fucking food
Are you the one called Satan?
Already been done.
@@raultororomero9079 so...
@@mydude457 so what?
michael gives me the vibes of someone who would make a robot dog piss beer into a cup
can you make a robot that will make michael reeves upload
Make a robot that randomly searches through your CZcams comments for comments beginning with “make a robot that” and then reads them aloud to you at random times during the day in order to remind you of your hatred of humanity.
Wait a minute....
I think I just went back in time
Who hurt you?
Make a robot that is taller that u
Perfect
Make air pods with wires
DSC Maldrim genius
He's speaking the language of the Gods
*Harvard needs your location*
Lol
This is the same thing as make a cheese burger with no cheese on it
Have a robot that can press down on certain strings for a guitar, but the chords are controlled by a button on the side. So the player can, instead of pressing down a few strings, can press a single button and strum the guitar. Enjoy.
Okay...this is not a robot idea but a video idea...so basically you code this algorythm that scans your comments and then gets the IP adress to send a tazer robot to the commentor...
every single person who liked this lacks brain
Please dont!
thats actually really funny
It took a few months but we finally have it : Screaming Swearing Roomba.
A4RON finally 😂😂
Big hit too
Nah
But he said that in the video??
@Micah Motumz Micah, you should check again the video.. There a a Lot of ideas really stupid. There are stupid brilliant ideas and stupid stupid ideas.. Anyway, you should be able understand that Michael saying many ideas are stupid is part of the show.
make a robot that monitors your brain waves, and every time you concentrate the slightest bit it makes horrifying, soul-destroying noises that will soon reduce you to a withered husk of a human being. then use it while trying to do math.
hahaha
soooooo, if you remember the car video with the brain wave reader, when you are scared it is the same as concentrated
You're a monster.....
@@dadams106 That would make it even better
Harrison Bergeron is getting real...
a fan that tracks your eyes and blows sand at them
Build a humanoid combat chassis, armed with large caliber weapons platforms and code a singularity into it.
A rumba with knifes on it that detects and chases ankles.
bigGgamer stabby has evolved
I want this
we need more name ideas
Stabby?
Yes
Make a robot that screams When you try to say something
So you basically want a robot that is a mad woman and when you want to clear something out it behaves like a mad woman?
Also make it follow you
Make it scream shut the fuck up
Already been made, its called a wife
Well... The upside is that our 'RoboWife' can be reprogrammed at any time
build your dad with invisible lego bricks
It's all fun and games until he hacks all your accounts, finds out where you live, and then makes your entire house a taser desk.
A roomba that curses every time it hits something? That’s the best idea ever do it
Good idea
But also yells swears when it's about to hit something, like 'OH SHIT" then swerves
Supremium hahah that’s great
And it should have no arms so it bumps in to every thing an at the end it could have a cannon that's shoots at your penis when robot get mad
Yes
I really like the roomba that keeps on cursing when it hit the wall
Welsan 03 I fucking want him to build that shittt
@@babysitter7663 true AF
He has to build that
That idea was god tier
@@babysitter7663 you're like...10 years old
I wanna see a lawn sprinkler that turns on when people are nearby and aims at them.
The greatest quote to ever come out of this man: 4:52
Make a robot that plays Minecraft cave sounds when it’s quiet and dark in the house.
bitch yes
we're all still watching it anyways
Please don’t say hell make this
Or subnauctica sounds
Imagine that you are downstairs getting a glass of water and then all of the sudden you hear a Reaper Leviathan behind you
When you found a creaper in real life 🙄😏
Make a robot that plays chess, but instead of beating people at chess, it gives them terrible advice, and makes them feel bad about themselves, so that they walk away from the game, even though they're winning. And then the robot laughs. Also it carves its own pieces out of soap each time it starts a game, and criticizes the other player's storebought pieces.
this idea is unique
please?
Absolutely incredible
I'm so confused. This idea is awesome.
so basically glados. for chess
A car horn that says honk instead of making the sound but reacts to how angry you are feeling for it's tone.
i never laughed so hard at a engineering video like, EVER. you earned a sub
Make a speaker that mutes itself when you sing along to the music.
this would be great for a car radio cause people are TONE DEAF 😂
@@madelineb3356 but i feel like a lot of the fun of singing in the car is that you cant hear how bad you are
Lep Exactly and thats why he should build it
Right so kinda like an anti-karaoke machine. Instead of singing along to the music, you sing against it.
I'd paid for this
Says our ideas are shit but has a great time making the roomba.
I think he kinda liked the roomba one
He’s sarcastic, learn the channel you’re watching or don’t at all 😂
He even said he liked the Roomba idea.
@@cassidyanne2885 Calm down, I'm poking fun at his inconsistency.
@@cassidyanne2885 You're the person no one likes when they watch a show. "If you dont own all the merchandise and every single piece of hair of this person you're not a true fan"
One out of X thousand comments.......
watching this video 3 years late while drunk as hell is certainly a particular type of vibe that most will never know
how have I not heard of him before?? Subscribed.
Make a door that moans when you open/close it
Yes
No
@@emmygirl1phluffey742 yes.
*Zarbon has entered the chat*
"Here's another one of those self satisfying doors... I can tell from the intolerable amount of smugness it suddenly generates."
Make a robot that screams and curses at small children
So basically curses at micheal
So basically just a robot that plays this video. I think that might just be called a computer with malware.
so basically robot jake paul
what the fuck is wrong with you
@@thatsnogood6413 I have autism
you should make a robot that stops charging a device once it hits 100%
He should make the hot glue gun shoot the hot glue sticks not the heated hot glue
Little did he know that the screaming roomba idea would be one of his most viewed videos
Im fucking dying inside
Specalkai random but ok
Gayyyy
Rj Newens ?
And his voice actor would be his future gf
A robot that knocks everything off your desk every 10 minutes? Interesting idea but I think they call that a cat.
Accurate
Boy am i used to that 😑😑😑😑
That just my retarded dog
Anus
L
Then build a robot cat.
make a robot to automatically create sponsorblock segments so i never have to see a dumb skillshare ad again
Build an EMP and then build a robot to learn about EMP shield.
Make a machine that senses every time you get happy and tells you a sad fact
yes. YES.
@@vasililiev9481 This was such a missed opportunity for you to say oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah thats a good idea
Oh yeah yeah definitely
Oh yeah yeah
Build a toaster robot that heats up a cold bathtub
Peaceful toaster bath
“Toaster bath bomb” by Lush
Mmmmmm. Love me some good old-fashioned toaster bath.
jb42jb “Feel the sting of the toaster as it warms up your bath.”
Make a neural network to comb through all the absolutely terrible video ideas to find the 1 or 2 ok ones
LMAO best channel ever. I'm sorry you have to deal with all of these ideas but I was laughing the whole video.
Make a gun.
Just a gun.
Nothing special.
😂😂😂😂
Now he can "scare off" everyone who leaves a bad idea! :D
A school gun
I'm the 800th like 😛
Take it to school
Make a robot that promotes Skillshare for you.
yes lmao
It would be dope if it spewed out the lines faster than a rap god. Like somewhere over 400 words per minute. (Looked it up, apparently 100 words per minute is slow). Plus 400 is do able.
Oh hell yeah!
i understand him now
thanos car
The desk thing is for when you're making bad robot ideas. It helps you reconsider what you're doing by just not letting you do it
Build a robot that builds another robot out of its own parts until it is just the same robot that you built building itself over and over again.
_Do the roomba. Let it scream._
oh yeah yeah
Room: exists
Roomba: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey, I’m a little out of the loop, why do a lot of people have the same pfp?
Oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah i removed my foreskin
He should have built the swearing roomba... but I guess that would contradict the point of this video so okay
Yes
Woop woop Hilda best show
oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, who keeps putting these fucking walls in the way?
@@PokenShaho yee
Dude fr
Three years and still a fire video
Honestly, the hot glue gun failure kinda turned out good. Heat up the front part so it’s super melty, then fire out the entire stick with the front of it still hot and goopy. Actually fires, and shoots at least SOME melty glue.
Make legs that have pistons in them. Piston legs. Michael, piston legs. Imagine how tall you can be.
@Michael Reeves
Michael REEEEEEEEEE
@Neilanjan Nagpal maybe...
Those are stilts
YOU ARE DOGSHIT
Little did he know he would make that roomba a real thing
No I'm pretty sure he knew right away If he was gonna do something
and it being his best watched video
Make a bed that works like an alarm clock but instead of a beeping noise you put two pneumatic cylinders in the back that spring the bed forward
i remember twice a year Michael exists, and then i have 3 weeks of pure enjoyment
You should make a robot that follows you around and says nice things about you to boost your self esteem
Do a robot that does your homework
His nonexistent self esteem
He's to far gone man. Theres no helping him lol
That won't work
Make this but do the opposite
a scooter but when you pick it up it swings full force into your ankle
gaming, i got in the screaming microwave video im gamer
So a normal scooter?
HEHEHE I AM A SUPASTAR WARRIOR yeah but with jets
@@loafofloafs wait yours dosent have jets
A scooter with a horizontal jet and one of those wheels that sparks when you press on the brake
I fucking love you for this
make a robot that plays ping pong and if it scores a point it will taze the person going against it.
You should build a robot that builds its own robot that builds its own robot. Become a robot God.
A computer that yells at you every time you misspell something
Space Emperor Karl that probably wouldn’t require too much time compared to his other projects.
Fuck I'm gonna be dead for weeks
Oof my dyslexic ass
You can do that already by modifying the preferences of the program.
I can’t be the only one that’s completely modified system and program sounds in a Looney Tunes theme, can I?
🤔
@@boneappletea5890 u have to be the whitest chick in high school
We need a robot that launches AIDS infected hypodermic needles at anything that moves.
Satan, I think it's your bedtime.
@@williammonroe7488 nah he needs to fucken *wake up*
EL. My dad never woke up ;(
lmfao
Clap
Make a robot that destroys it self slowly and uses the parts from it self to build another one of it self
Make a robot that tases you when you dont wake up on time
Im glad he ended up making the screaming roomba
Good biscuit666
Let's bring more shit/awesome ideias
Build a robot that stops your videos from getting demonetized
if only
do u mean the time he made an anti-swearing taser? because thats the only thing that could help.
He’s a smart man, I’m sure he could figure it out
Then build a robot that defies everything in the laws of physics
mueffeffeffeffeffe
then make a smart robot to make smart robot ideas if ours are so terrible
Dude these robots are the best they don’t even have a purpose but they make us laugh and they are hilarious keep make more
Michael: your ideas are stupid
Also Michael: a robot that picks tomato out of your salad
Paul Barton-Collins
tomato allergy
Dunkle just make salad without tamatos
no
Paul Barton-Collins it’s a great idea wdym
Hater
THE RUMBA
THE
RUMBA
P L E A S E!!!
It would be awesome if the rumba screamed in this thick african voice and there was a pack of them so that its like a mating call that draws all the fucking rumbas to it
are you guys really calling a roomba "rumba"
Yes do the roomba one
@@investorbigmoney fuck you and yes
@@ignaciasd1198 so a shit ton of roombas, a hive mind, and a little racism? Sounds perfect
This was so funny. I would like to see more of these roast of you audience.
There is no such thing as bad ideas there are only bad conclusions
"i've never going to do a user suggested robot"
a few months later: a roomba that screams when it runs into things
Also the scream microwave
Also the camera taser
He said he liked that one
Lol
*tazer camera stares* am I a joke to you
Make a phone that moans when you plug It to the wall
Aahh yes
Wtf is wrong whit whit u?
@@wolfyfx5323 tf you talking about this is genius
The hentaphone
This is important
This is like when you tell somebody you're an IT administrator and they ask you to make an app that's like tinder for ferns
An alarm clock that tases you if you don’t wake up
I really want to see the screaming robot
Yeet, I think that would be sweet!
When it cusses it better be Russian
Unfortunate Existence Studios Hi yes
Yeet on my feet that wold taste really sweet
I was going to like this comment but it was at 666 likes
A robot that can beat the “I’m not a robot” thing when you sign in to something
Those are called "Captchas"
@@maple4567 who gives a shit?
jmovlogs most of those are also called capcha
@@_vla Alright buddy I was just trying to help SekC_jmoe. No need to get rude.
That has been done
I spent the last 2 minutes of that video thinking of a robot idea to suggest.
A workbench with arms that learns to assist you in your work.
make swearing rumba for real
I second this. Fell in love with that idea when I heard it. ^.^
Domantas Grybauskas it just plays Gordon Ramsay quotes when it crashes
Like this is a really good idea
It's too easy
With Gordon Ramsay's voice
Make a robot that deletes every robot suggestion
A real visionary
That's impossible!
It would automatically destroy itself!
@Arron Hall didn't he ask for more bad suggestions? I may have misunderstood the video
Build a so that leaves 100’s of “you should build a robot that *random thing*”
a roomba that spits whatever it picks up back infront of it
i actually want to see a roomba that screams when it runs into stuff
I was wishing it was in the video, but it wasn't,
YESSS
hahahaha, hilarious
Your wish is my command
good.
Make a robot that bans people from your channel when they submit a robot idea
you just got banned
Im that robot and youre banned
The irony.
weird as paradox there
This is the ban moderator 2000 coming to let you no that you have been ban for submitting a robot idea. For more information please go to. thisisnotreal.com for some nerd shit
Make a robot that insults our stupid ideas
Goddamn he insults us every single minute but I still like it🙂
Make a chair that moves when yo try to sit down
We need this to happen
Fluffinator_07 we need you to use a better meme as your pfp
@@Prince_Dracula we need you to use a profile pic
mectic what
@@mectic5149 we need you to move out of your parents house
build a robot that fixes my parents marriage
They have it's called a vibrator.
@@Morbius907 got em haha
Bro its called a shotgun turret.
Sorry comrade. Its a machine not a Genie
That robots called a printer, and it prints divorce papers
Make a rubber duck that blows up if you talk to it
No matter what you do you can’t escapes this mortal hell
Make a robot that gets my parents back together
That's called Vodka
A robot of seduction
Should some one tell him that o NEVER MIND 😑
Use the glue gun
Impossible
this is Tony Stark's backstory to becoming Iron Man
@The Animator yes
@The Animator ...just...OK.
“Superman”
Rick Sanchez “the short version”
do you mean the story
or
the person
I like that he heavily implies that he just casually lived in Williams attic
any ways heres a fettuccine alfredo recipe:
Fettuccine Alfredo
The perfect homemade fettuccine alfredo using heavy cream, butter, parmesan cheese, and a touch of garlic.
Prep Time:
5minutes minutes
Cook Time:
15minutes minutes
Total Time:
20minutes minutes
Equipment
spatula set
measuring cups and spoons
Ingredients
▢1 lb Fettuccine Pasta
▢6 Tablespoons Butter
▢1 Garlic Clove (minced)
▢1 1/2 cups Heavy Cream
▢1/4 teaspoon Salt
▢1 1/4 cup Shredded Parmesan Cheese
▢1/4 teaspoon Pepper
▢2 Tablespoons Italian Parsley (optional)
Instructions
In a large pot, heat water over high heat until boiling. Add salt to season the water. Once it is boiling, add fettuccine and cook according to package instructions.
In a large skillet or pan, heat butter over medium heat. Add minced garlic and cook for 1 to 2 minutes. Stir in heavy cream.
Let heavy cream reduce and cook for 5 to 8 minutes. Add half of the parmesan cheese to the mixture and whisk well until smooth. Keep over heat and whisk well until cheese is melted.
Save some pasta water. The pasta water is full of flavor and can be used to thin out the sauce.
Toss alfredo sauce with fettuccine pasta and add half of the parmesan cheese. Once it is tossed, garnish with the remaining parmesan cheese. Add a little pasta water if it needs to be thinned out.
Garnish with Italian parsley, if so desired.
The roomba swearing is lowkey a really funny idea
unRage i want to see that some much
That would be heavenly
He did it
Make a robot that reads out loud every comment that starts with make a robot, just to remind you how awful we are
oh yeah yeah
@@nameless5846 please don't
Incorporate it into the Alexa
Interesting idea if you had made the Hot Glue Gun a gravity top feed as the stick melts it could leave a ball of hot glue in the heating element ether to turn into a ball or a blob.