I Built A Surgery Robot
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North Korea: "Our great leader is healthy and in good hands"
Kim Jong-un's surgeon:
ok i think this is the best comment ive seen XD
thats what happens when you give limited education in your country
7:35 , 7:48
I am proud to be the 1000th like.
7:35 close your eyes, thats what the surgeon was like
Ngl. I was terrified the entire time he stuck his hand near the death machine while other people were using it. But then I remembered that the FDA didn't say anything bad about it :)
omg same, i got scared for a second there.
Definitely not what I would call "best practices"
If he cut himself using the Death Machine then he could just use his surgery machine to fix himself.
Surgery robot* 😂
Legit anxiety. I must be getting old because every time he waved his hands over the table I wanted to scream "CHILD what the fuck are you DOING turn it off first!!"
You know Lilly has been with Michael long enough when she walks into a room, see's a robot and runs.
That's what we call, experience learning.
To be fair, if I entered a room and saw that robot, I would run
Poki: “Oh, I’m so sorry!”
Michael, covered in blood: “What? No, it’s okay, it’s fine, this is a learning experience!”
☠
In North Korea: "Don't worry dear dictator, today we've hired the best of surgeons to perform your heart operation"
*The Surgeon:*
Edit: HOLY SHIT THIS BLEW UP, Thanks a lot guys!.
Lmfao
Lmao
Lao
Lmfao
Nailed it!
Imagine all of the good things Michael could have done for the world with his engineering skills......Instead he became a humanized shitpost and i love it.
Lmao
Weaponized autism
@@kcuclord2779 were watching this at the same time does you feel weird yet
*weaponized
Gary Perkins bro your stupid you just said the SAME thing
It’s funny that the surgery machine just stabs people
It does work, the machine summons a whole crew of medical professionals that give you a ride to the hospital
@@placeholderdoe это гений
that's what surgery is.
falling in style.
stabbing with grace.
@@alphenhousplaysgames4565 fr
Astute observation
Normal people: **keeps their knives either in a holder or magnetised to a plate.**
Michael: **keeps his knives unsorted in a drawer amongst his BAKING UTENSILS??**
thats normal i have one of those things to hold the knives but they are just as useless as a hook to carry a spatula you leafucker
It’s like some legitimate cartoon show knife spot 😂
*cartoon character freaks out*
*wildly grabs butcher knife from drawer for some reason*
Yeah who does that?...
Heh...
Suddenly i feel like Germany has just a very few normal people...
... and a lot more Michaels
I have a knife drawer I have like 40 knives tho
When u destroy ur girlfriends bed so she has to sleep in yours. Smooth
But Michael is 14. It’s illegal for minors to have shrex. Please don’t r/whoosh me. Edit: Hi, future me here. Please take note of past me’s incredible stupidity. That is all
Me when that happens:
Franky: SUPERRRRR
@@burghelyaficionado9567 I thought he was 22
Sahil Arora jokes jokes
@Sahil Arora *small brain*
Alternate title: *The last thing Kim Jong Un saw on the operating table*
"A forging dictator invested in some new technology. This is how his heart shut down"
That would be right up Michaels alley🤣
well looks like Kim is gonna drone strike yet another person
Let him have fun with his missiles we have motion tracked murder machines
@@briannairb793 not when he's a veggie
I have never felt a fear for knives before, even more so since I work in a busy kitchen.
But Pokimane, Pokimane has given me that fear.
that grin on michael's face when he was showing lily was PRICELESS
This is insane, he literally got us to believe he was making a shitty joke but then actually made a crazy good robot.
MmmMMMMMMMMMMmm
ah yes. crazy good robot. it fucking destroys anything in its way including the operator.
@@Dra3oon that's the definition of a crazy good robot
If we take out the part of destruction, it's a pretty good robot.😂
Isn't this just a claw where you "win" a toy?
This is the man who did Kim Jong Un's botched surgery
Lol
Menti bruh
"I Built a Machine that DESTROYS WORLD LEADERS"
Botched? No it went exactly as lord Michael intended
He was murdered by the South Korean government. That man sadly programmed the robot wrong.
I’m no expert, but I think that your surgery robot is really only capable of a lobotomy
As someone who has seen the da Vinci with my own 2 eyes and repair that companies devices, I can say that thing is way ahead of its time, but Micheal doing this solo is mind breaking. Props
“Higher up controls the knife”
“Oh okay”
“So make a small incision”
*Slams hand down full force”
More Like DETROIT SMASH !!!!!!!!!
*THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!*
@@harter5846 More Los Angeles, or Rabat.
PLUS ULTRA!!!
Angel0921 lololol
Asian parents: Become a doctor
Michael reeves:
PinkSparklyGamer doctor maker
say no more fam
Don't want to be doctor? That's okay, you can be engineer
-my parents
Racism
Super shohan 64 yesism
I love how everyone’s instant reaction to even the littlest of things Michael does is to scream
I think the reason this is a favourite for a lot of people is because its different. It looks actually polished and well made instead of being exposed wires and tidpod containers. There are no old overused jokes like tasers to be seen.
This was looked like a new era of micheal reeves insanity
But the real question is “can it remove shitty tomatoes from my salad?”
With surgical precision 👌
Are you dumb? It's clearly supposed to pick shitty tomatoes out of the patient, in case they ate the salad without picking tomatoes off and are sent to the hospital!
@@jpase Actually he's not dumb. His comment was a reference to a previous video done where he made a robot that removes tomatoes out of his salad. So the question was pretty Damn funny.
@@robledo09 did you not read the rest of the comment it was sarcasm.
Fuck, you beat me too it, I just wrote the same thing
All jokes to the side,he made a giant ass murder tool,so he can threaten his hostages
He calls them "roomates"
His hostages will not be threatened, but accidentally murdered.
N O Who said it'd be accidental
All he needs is to add a taser
i mean no fingerpriiiiiiiiiiiiints
I like how at 10:17 he drops the “Insane scientist” act and quickly says “No, it’s fine, it’s fine.”
Bruh I’ve taken coding for the last three years in high school, and my parents found this and forbid me from taking one my senior year…
Jokes on them, their life support is gonna run on code, so at this point it’s a waiting game
Bro really playing the long game to in crease his kill streak💀💀💀💀💀
@@EstebanGilChillington one step at a time my friend, one step at a time...
@@pugs8mmybrain854 i do have some tips in case you do not want to get caught
1. You couñd probably do it wireless in order to not be physically there in the hospital
2. Build a robot that does it for you and immediately explodes when its mission is done
*their
That actually horrible. I think that's gotta be one of the dumbest reasons possible.
Finally, Kim Jong Un's surgeon has entered the arena
Someone beat you to it
HolyHellFire67 are u happy now?
That is too good to be true xD
and they're both chinese
Acne scar Reeves
So this is how they did Kim Jong Un’s heart surgery
Yo what’s the scoop
Bilal Bokhari I wish
Bilal Bokhari but did you know they did surgery on a grape
Bilal Bokhari ikr
RIP TO THE SUPREME MINISTER I AM SHAKING AND CRYING
Him putting his hands in the area where the knife can easily cut him while poki is confused by how it works was actually insanely dangerous
9:55 “the closer you’re to it the further it goes from you” bro is talking my social life 💀
He didn't say "Don't try this at home", because no one can
Is that a challenge
420th like lol
Are you challenging me
@@Best_Ape copy
@@FalloutHelper proceeds to copy the word *copy*
I heard Kin Jon Ung used this for his own surgery massive success.
Morgan Fitt-Boyland lmaoooo
bruh
So he no longer kim jon ill
Hell yeah he did
They did surgery on a dictator
When the surgery robot starts zooming and playing Cowboy Bebop music, you know this is going to be a good one.
I just discovered you exist via a video with DoctorMike, so I searched for this video, OMG I need a few moments to get my breath back. I haven't laughed so hard in years. I think I've have busted my ribs again, they were just healing from the last fracture. Subscribing to your channel will probably kill me. I have osteogenesis imperfecta, I'll tell you every time you break something on my body.
“I don’t even know what surgery this is supposed to be”
Michael, I think that’s called a murder
it's called euthanasia.
😂😂😭
Surgery is just a help kind of murder
Brain deconstruction/ euthanasia
A supervised medical murder
It’s the tomato spike but for people
@@nooneimportant4278 b i g m e t a l p i s t o n k n i f e*
YES big metal human spike
B I G M E T A L T O M A T O P E R S O N K N I F E
It’s like the USA every time they want oil use overwhelming force
BIG METAL PISTON SPIKE!!!!!
One time, I play for a bit with a real Davinci Robot. It was pretty cool !
Yes, the flex is necessary.
I wish he had a parts lists and documented what he did. I would love to go through it and make something similar ;-;
Ya man that's what i wanted
So this is the guy who did Kim Jong Un's surgery
Not yet
LMAOOOO
Lol
Œ
Stabbed multiple times, blood everywhere but hey
It was a learning experience
I’m glad they released Kim Jong-un’s surgery video to the public
Wilmer Ramirez you stupid😂
*Incoming shitty ICBMs*
Lol
Only 9 minutes in 1k likes
Bruh
Strap a gawk gawk 3000 to the end of that and you're set.
to be this talented at robotics and this funny must be extremely rare
Keep in mind, we didn't ask him to do this. At this point, he lost his shit during quarantine and his roommates are his test subjects.
Hostages*
I thought they were all test subject
Like can you imagine, few months ago he just made a screaming roomba, tazer tag games, fishing rod with lawnmower. Now he made a pile driver disguised as a surgical device
Pokimane, Lilypichu, Fedmyster, Scarra, and Yvonne
Disguisedtoast too, if he wasn’t self quarantining at a friends place
The scale of these projects is getting worryingly large. He’s on the way to murder the robot army
I mean he started a while ago with headhunter drones so...
The robot uprising will be started by him, and only him.
Eao
just attach this to a bunch of drones and roombas and he has a small army
Bold of you to assume he isn’t the creator of the robot army
9:46 you can tell poki was genuinely scared af
i mean a giant robot arm with the biggest kitchen knife of the house was suddenly moving, i would have shit my pants xD
I love how pineapple fell 8:00
Michael only has a girlfriend so he can legally steal her stuff to deconstruct it for a machine e.g. chair, bed spare taser
Yes.
That’s really funny
Yes
And use her music lol
lily also only have a boyfriend so she can legally steal his bed and air conditioning
normal people : im censoring everything to stay monitised
micheal reeves : puts fake blood inside a puppet and completely slaughters it
*Fake* blood?
Bold of you to assume it’s fake
lmfao
bold of you to assume its just a puppet without a body inside it
Like good old youtube
Bro literally built a fully automated torture device..
And it’s *beautiful*
when the girl at the end of the video was “trying to retract the knife out of the head” i uh… started mimicking her motions screaming “UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN.. ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN”
DaVinci Robot: "They did surgery on a grape"
Michael: "They did surgery on my will to live"
He had a will to live?!?!
Nah
I live on cocaine
It was unsuccessful
Halo Lord 999 he did but the surgery turned out like Kim jug uns surgery
Imagine living in the same house as this madman and you walk into the kitchen hearing:
"If you really think about it, scalpels are just shitty, smaller knives, so why don't we just use bigger, better knives?"
Before taking a random knife and disappearing into his torture chamber for three more weeks.
And then walking out covered in blood
The Lunch Club was never seen again.
And that’s why you don’t rob Michael Reeves
Voodoo one and hearing pokimane scream at the top of her lungs
It’s at 666 likes, keep it that way.
Surgical resident here. I absolutely need this in my life. This machine has such precise movements, and most definitely would not kill the patient. Excellent work as usual Michael Reeves.
This is actually really cool. I remember a while ago my friend tried to show me this when we were hanging out and because of the blood in the thumbnail and the fact that I didn’t know at the time that you couldn’t show too much gore on CZcams, I was freaked out and refused to watch it. My friend told me that it was fine but he had said that about other things he’d shown me before and those were burned into my brain for years. Shouldn’t have lied to me man. Meant I didn’t get to see this.
Honestly I probably would have zoned out for most of it my attention span was horrible at the time.
I like how Michael's idea of surgery is just "insert knife into body"
He straight up stabs the pineapple and the pineapple is better
That's not what surgery is?
Prucked xox ok?
It’s insert unknife knife into body right?
Stab the cancer away!
Is he wrong?
This really be how Kim Jong Un got his heart surgery
Little sister hired the best surgeon money could buy
@@NekoPria i cannot disagree
No this is what's going to save him
Agreed
Lol
Michael just made a mini storage crane sorting system thats can be used on piers cargo vans or storage warehouse's box placements
The way he scares Lily is hilarious.
I bet he can pick tomatoes out of his salad with this
Jabin04 It’s the same robot but with VR hand tracking
@@knifernick1012 Shhhhhhh.... They dont know that
But like, why would you do that?
The fabled return of the BIGASS METAL PISTON SPIKE
He can pick the tomatoes out of his face
*Kim Jong Un preparing for heart surgery*
Michael: hey there, I'm your surgeon for today!
YES
its like the mr bean movie but better
THIS IS SO ACCURATELY TIMED
well that explains a lot
Hahahhahaha
I got to work with a surgery robot yesterday so I juet had to rewatch this video. I can’t believe it’s been 4 years already
This was genuinely funny. Especially at the end and when he was testing it with the 10 pound thing.
Pokimane: Absolutely mauls the patient and makes it lose a shit ton of blood.
Michael: It’s learning, it’s a learning experience
It's evolving, just backwards.
Psybandit - yes
Why's poki in the vid
Why's poki in the vid (2)
why’s poki in vid (3)
Things that happened in this video:
- Michael made a -torture- surgery device over like 7 weeks
- Lilypichu paints the Mona Lisa
- Pokimane kills a man
Business as usual, carry on.
Am i the only one who hears Clarcsons voice
@@anbilo23 Tonight on bottom gear, Micahel makes a surgery device over like 7 weeks, Lilypichu paints the Mona Lisa, and Pokimane kills a man
10:03
So nothing really weird happened
i see nothing wrong here
Micheal is going to be a mad scientist one day, the next doc oc, and jlaservideo is going to have to defeat him
watching this gave me permanent anxiety. thanks
As someone who actually does R&D for medical devices this has me crying. It’s beautiful
Epic man
Nicholas Gregoire I mean it’s a start imagine that machine but with more precision
Dream Dragoon bruh the davinci robot is shaped a certain way for a reason lmaoo
namn It’s better than anything that could be crafted by a “professional” and “knows what they are doing” and isn’t wanted for murder
Even if u improve on it there no way it will cost 2.6mil
I think Michael's parents are the only parents who are glad that their child isn't a doctor
Maybe more that he didn't hurt himself while making this xD, weeeeeell atleast I hope so.
Son as you know we come from a long line of doctors but your machines are horrifying and I don’t think I or anyone with trust you with there life
LOL
EGGS
Why are you no doctor like your brother
Bro you are on the way to helping people and helping hospitals save money! I also love the tacit approval of the FDA. Super A+ bro guy! Helping people wurdwide. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The end practice sequence is so great. “…put the blood back iiiinnnn…”
“We are going to make a small incision above the ear” (Proceeds to brutally puncture the dummy’s head and kill him instantly”
Michael's past video: *Steals Lily's chair*
Current: *Steals Lily's bedframe for video*
Future: *Puts Lily's brain into an exo-skeleton to destroy humanity - for a video*
Arcade I mean I think he already made a prototype remember the cursing bot
how you think we gonna get GLaDOS otherwise
Lily: hehe im in danger
Also before that lily wont have any furniture in her room anymore
I was about to like this but then I realized that would be very uncool because it has 169 likes and if I like it it becomes 170
That's content!
This looks like the beginning of a DC villian's origin story.
Holy shit so true
_Driven mad by all the shitty robot requests and being stuck in his room drove him insane. he used what was left of his sanity to construct a code that would bring upon the human race awkward but efficient destruction by headhunting drones and war roombas._
he just looks like one anyway
It is...
He just wanted to help the world 😭
_during a global health crisis_
7:34 went from ad for hospitals to joker as a surgeon
Thank god there was a
Carriage
Utility
Mechanisim
"Is the system FDA approved?"
*B-roll of smiling medical professionals*
Isn't that just medical ads in general?
8:42 fucking great 😂
are you sure they weren't serial killers
Michael is the result of mixing Tony stark and the joker
KHALOODYXR8 wrong. He’s a singular version of the hacksmith on crack combined with Elon musk’s drunk ideas
sure is
Because like Michael said he is the elon musk of bad ideas
Yes agreed
IF YOU JUST SMILE
i was thinking why this guy is genius on lily pichu's video but after seeing him make this video i remember i saw 2 years ago i saw one of video
there first prototype was probably something like that
Never ask a man his salary
A women her weight
Michael reeves where he got so much blood
mmm yummy blood
@ayuub that’s what he wants you to think
@Weeby Weebs lol seems legit
What about his acne? Are we allowed to ask about that?
HOL UP
Poki: literally slaughters someone
Also poki: oh I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
That’s saying something from you, Deadpool.
666 likes
Ncm
Holy shit
thats her canadian-ness coming through
"just plug the hole with the knife" had me laughing so hard i was dying harder than the plastic patient! +1
i love how Michael just torments his roommates hahaha
“Seems a little dangerous”
“Ok, I appreciate the feedback. You’re wrong”
And THAT’S how you respond to constructive criticism.
"ｗｒｏｏｏｏｎｇ"
What the *heck* ? I made a comment about that a week ago and nobody likes it or commented on it :(
@@papulover420 ANY SWEARING ON THIS CHRISTIAN COMMENT SECTION WILL CAUSE THE 911 ALL OVER AGAIN
*f r i c c*
Nath P fun face I’m the 666th like
Micheal is an example that being smart is not equivalent to being wise
I just had flashbacks to Pickle Rick
He is both
Michael is a great example of how to be intelligently chaotic neutral.
If he was a bit wiser, he would have dominated the world
William Q
Isn’t there another youtuber like him?
*Miniladd joins the chat*
3 YEARS AGO, 3 FUCKING YEARS AGO BO FUCKING WAY. I still remember clearly when this video came out and I was so happy 😭😭😭
You know you're in good hand when your surgeon says "we're gonna make a small incision above the chest" and you're here for an appendectomy. On a serious note, don't put your hand above the table while the thing is on. Please.
it’s a miracle that all of his fingers are still intact
It's a miracle all his relationships are intact
Leo Billman bold of you to assume they are
@@LeoDaLion778 what relationship
@@LeoDaLion778 wwhat does this mean
mesothelioma
that moment when you traumatized the girls so much with your machines that the slightest mechanical movement they make they panick
to be fair it was a very quick mechanical movement, of a knife, toward her hands
To be honest, i am too panic when the movement suddenly go fast
@@arborrhys9162 I think they meant when Lily screamed just from the thing on the track moving earlier in the video.
the acceleration made lilipichu surprised, you see it moves very slow then in just a couple of moments it reached mach 1(exaggeration of course, but you get my point). pokimane on the other hand sees a knife taped into the machine that suddenly moves close to her hand, who wouldn't be surpised by that?
I like the carriage utility mechanism
I like the idea and design but you can implement some security protocols like a pedal or trigger that activates the sensor to avoid accidents
The scale of these projects is getting worryingly large, he's on the way to that murder robot army
Cont3mplation he already has, remember the drones?
This is very true I can't wait
isn't that his goal?
Don’t give him the idea
He should later make a robot that can make more robots to start it more
What Kim jong um heard right before he went under. “Hi, I’m Michael Reeves, and I’m going to be your surgeon today”
the funny thing is that he started building the thing way before kim yong un was in the news. He predicted that shit
😂😂😂
@@PointlessDrummer Let's be real, he for sure caused it
"I don't even know what surgery is supposed to be"
kim dead guys laugh
This seems like a joke but my school made a very similar robot for sterotaxic brain surgery on rats and it works really well.
I like the carriage utility mechanism joke (got me cracked up)
scarra: why is poki screaming?
Lily: she's with michael
scarra: oh that makes sense
Clip?
Jay Ting it doesnt exist
*Proceeds to stab brain*
Clip is at 9:46 I believe
Kinda clip
Imagine on your gravestone it says “Cause of Death: Lag”
OMG me plays irl cod also me it was lag
ikr
My story when I try to play cod
Bruno, Narancia, and Abbachio
@@ashikjaman1940 pretty much
after visiting this again, this is still one of Michael's best videos
2:24 whats the funny music there
Holy shit it's "Too Good Too Bad" from Cowboy Bebop
Michael: Oh shit, oh fuck
Lily: *screaming*
Captions: [music]
The captions bot is going through something.
The curses and screams are musics to my ears
@@suezziabaindisangkim5271 the good words and compliments are swearing to you. Obv
MUSIC TO MY EARS
Music to michaels ears
I was laughing so hard “just make a small incision above the ear.”
Her: *stabs head*
Michael: Nice incision
Sonic boom 💥 🩸
Bruh what’s wrong with you
Same😂😂😂😂
This is worse skill than jacksepticeye doing surgery in surgery simulator vr
You really should mount the surgical robot to the bottom of pissbot … a mobile surgical robot that fixes you and then pisses on you when finished.
I have officially decided this is my favorite video on CZcams, great job I hope you are doin well