I Hate Your Robot Ideas
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hide pressure buttons in chairs around the house that turn off the lights in the room when sat on
wait I actually like this idea
That would be an incredible prank.
Rob Bork This is big brain
Imagine this idea at Ikea
Imagine if he made it wireless too so that the chair didn’t even look that suspicious.
He should've added a delay to the chair so people get lured into a false sense of security
That is the evilest thing I could imagine
I mean, that would work. If there wasn't huge pistons and electronics on it. Btw, this is a joke. I feel like I have to say that, or else I will get cyberbullied. Btw that was also a joke. Sort of.
thats evil but I love that
You think like Michael and that scares me.
@@rhyhornracer158 your full of rainbows and gumdrops if thats the scariest thing u can imagine
Imagine pairing the unsittable chair with the taser desk
The chair shoul punt you onto the desk. It would stimulate how everyone felt every day while sitting at their desk at my first office internship anyway
Ok but that could legit cause serious damage, I feel like getting teased in the face would be bad
@@margodphdwho hurt you
That is a very hostile work environment and a great idea
instead of the pistons being on the first 2 front legs of the chair, it should be on the back legs that will put you on the desk
imagine hearing him scream in his room in pure fear then he comes downstairs and asks you to come try an invention of his
llol
f for darren r
Dann didnt expect you here
AYO bro I love all your speedruns
R
Hi Dan :))
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Make a toaster that ejects itself instead of the bread.
King of the Trap that is fucking genius
and make the toast stay on the same place lol
You are a fucking genius
nah a toaster that tazes Toast when it's done
Ar3 you Einstein?
6:01 holy shit, she just gave me the best robot idea: You should make a chair that immediately executes anyone who sits on it!!
He will go to it after this video but with a lot of numbers after the volts
Make a robot we’re you are accurate and fast when shooting a pistol
Yeah just strap a gun to it that points directly at your skull and whenever you sit down a servo pulls the trigger
@@That_templar_den that's called proper training
@@DinoLoverGaming well some person jitters like a scared mouse
Darren R did a fantastic job of making a new Michael reeves
lily on stream: ”i can hear tazing in michaels room upstairs”
michael:
Make a robot that breaks something on you desk every 10 seconds
unisinko your serious aren’t you
@@cAt156 that's just a cat
@@madisonkoslowski1330 for a sec,
I was like, "NOOOOOooo tha'z a
*R A C C O O N ! !*
but yeah, cats can be jerks.
ey 8 want that
Make a terrifying doll that moves when you look away, and then don’t tell anyone about it.
He ducking better
I like this idea. It is a good idea. Smart idea.
+++++++
TheIronAntelope he isn’t fucking iron man🤣🤣🤣
Yes.
The anger in “THATS A FUCKING ALARM CLOCK” is the best part of this entire video, other than causing Fed pain
lol yes thats funny
1:55 my favorite part, or concern, is that his friend gave a genuine reaction of surprise as if he hasn’t been in his friends office for months cause this has definitely been setting up in his office for at least a few weeks.
rig one of your friends’ doors to slightly open whenever they try to close it
This is the kind of idea that he would shit on into the fucking ground and then reluctantly build it
Oh shit, didnt realize our Dark Lord himself was in the comment section.
Jonah B this is good
Calm down satan.
just drill in a wood block where it closes stupid
this guy's literally playing in creative mode
bro you big brain good comment totally very the like broooo
Lmao
@@moomooold bruh the right !11 need dopamine to maintain function,,.. insert random unoriginal comment epic style hur,,,,, cringe
Nah, he's playing in survival like all of us he just knows how all of the redstone works
that's called a roommate
Make a present box that flashbangs you if you open it before Christmas
Make a robot that butters your toast for you, but doesn't spaz an obscene amount
that's called a hand holding a knife
@@DinoLoverGaming I meant it would do it for you so you can do something else and save a little bit of time
Just put some toast on your windshield wipers. Problem solved
@@dr.unventor holy crap, that's almost genius. You would need to find a way around the "butter on/in the car" problem though.
lol
I love the sheer amount of fear whenever Michael asks someone to test an invention
Micheals like a made scientist and everyone else just deals with it
PTSD
To be fair, he does taze them alot
Best job that exists:
Mr Beast's Friend
Worst job that exists:
Michael's Friend
Because Mad Scientist with no common sense and sympathy for tazing people.
They are just to afraid to kick Michael out at this point.
yeah xD
Gustav Miedema NO YOU IDIOT!! ARE
@@neppynepne what
@@neppynepne what
BRuH
I love how all his friends are legitimately terrified by him
For the ejector chair you should have put the pressure plate on the back rest so it goes off when their weight is back and they actually fall
i really can't tell if Michael Reeves was the smart kid, the quiet kid, or the class clown in school
He is all three.
He is the 4th
Drug addict
Yes!
He was the kid Who builted robots to kill his fucking classmates
@@David_Frisk Ah, yes Builted.
A Robot that detects Robot Ideas and shames them with a reply
Oh hell yes
Yass
That's a weird way to spell Michael Reeves
We dont need 3 robots in the otv house
It’s perfect
0:51 His sheer frustration makes this one of the funniest Michael Reeves clips for me.
Man i love the world building in his videos like having others take part in his psychotic ideas
Man this guy is gonna hit puberty soo hard when he gets old.
He's only 9 yet lol
Pitaya4 he’s only 9 yet?
@@guccilix7101 yes
Wait how old is he?😂
@@teabean1348 an age
Build a fan that detects where a person is and never blows wind their way
Build a fan that blow wind continually on people !
That actually evil
A fan that tracks pieces of paper on desks and only blows wind at those
Interesting
Ahhhh yes that’s me
What if we mix the tazer desk and the ejector chair and then have the person fall on to the table and get electrocuted every 2 mins
I love that he was so excited and happy that he put his arms up in happiness
Someone already said this but a drone connected to a VR headset that constantly follows you so you can live in third person
Holy shit I can finally live life as a sims character
Us this world be awsome
Check out corridor crew to see that already has happened
say no more
we heard you like dissociating so we made this. now you can dissociate while you dissociate.
I can imagine how terrifired the other members of OfflineTV are when they hear mass electrocution, swearing and metal bumps in Michael’s room and then he comes out and says “Hey I got something to show you, come in”
now THAT is a good comment
Codyga madedowin heavenda haha funny
and then locks the door behind them
he oes his creations in the garage
Mercury omg.....
I love the fact that he legit has a mental breakdown over having to pretend a taser table is a good idea.
“I will ban you faster than my parents dropped me as a child do you f understand”
I love how you can see Michael’s monitor having a stroke when the taser desk goes off
I just love how everyone doesn't trust him
Would you?
He doesn't trust us, either
@@1drewlol well yes I wouldnt trust him
@@xmatitm1210 actually they do trust him alot. They all put his tazer tag vests on. Those could potentially be very dangerous, but they trust in his ability to build it safely.
I know for a damn fact I wouldn't😂
Build a robot the turns off the WiFi when anyone in your house starts streaming
What did Michael just say!? Stop posting robot ideas that suck ass
Didn't you know? He's already built that one
did spectrum make this comment?
@@simonklaveness7023 where
@@xanniegaming8760 its a joke because in the OTV house rn the internet is super crap and they have to take turns to stream
Glasses that taste you when you look at something inappropriate
Wow that the innovation in that paper shredder garbage can. He used the side for the chair you can’t sit on and it left a hole for people to see where their robot ideas end up. Worded out perfectly
I love how all his friends are traumatized by his inventions
M: " hey lil-
L:no
is that a good thing
He looks like deadpool
Natasha Ivanova you mean test subjects??
I think of them as "test subjects"
He's the type of guy to tell Ferb what they're gonna do today
that's a fact
Oh you watch this too?
aahh yes stalker san
konichiwa
Shit
Michael Reeves is the Filipino Phineas
Make a robot that ends its life over any minor inconvenience.
I love how much he tortures fed from todays perspective
Make a thing where it’s an eye tracker and five different screens and they all play a movie except for the one that you are looking at
This is fantastic
Wow, an actually good idea. I don’t think it would make a good video though.
@@callmeqt1269 Maybe so, but I still think it would be hilarious to get peoples reactions to this type of concept.
Bro watch the intro
Ok that's actually good ngl
this man is, at this point, getting paid to insult the people who love him, and we love it
Completely
Yall nasty masochists
I agree
@@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 ahh yes senpai, i live for this.
@@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 its my dream to get tazed by michael
build a robot that explodes when you touch it
Build a thing that releases high pressure air from all sides in a explosion like fashion and put it in a pipe
ROBOT MAN RUNS OUT OF IDEAS SO HE CYBERBULLIES CHILDREN
why does this sound like something Technoblade would say
It's good
Bold of you to assume he wasn't already doing that before he ran out of ideas...
All Hail Merciless Sun God destroyer of Phebb
I love how everyone is low key scared of micheal
As they should
Future serial killer or next Joker. He's gonna be building SAW contraptions and death mazes, I swear. LOL. It's gonna turn out that every missing girl in his city are all in his underground bunker full of doomsday traps, hahaha. By the way I feel so bad for him to have that much acne. That's like a medical condition amount of acne. I hope he can get treatment and avoid scarring... Then again, the scars will just improve his serial killer face. >:D
I read a comment sayng he's two societies away to become the joker.
Tf u mean low key scared of him. We literally drove him this far lol
He's literally the crazy scientist of OfflineTV
Develop on the "I am Ironman" bit,
PNEUMATIC ARM STILTS
PUT SOME ON YOUR LEGS TOO AND WALK AROUND LIKE A STRIDER FROM HALF LIFE
You should make something that you could stand on and hover from the ground for a minute. Like if u stepped on 2 circle drones and had the remote control in your hands
I'm starting to believe he doesn't like our robot ideas...
Nah, they get shredded so that they can piece 'em together off-screen to make a better idea
nah
Nonsense ! He is trying to make a gestalt of all our ideas
That’s pretty far fetched
naw
Make a robot that does literally nothing just to freak them out.
And put it in Lily's room
build a clearasil robot
This is actually kind of fucked up but I'm living for it.
Am I the only one who wouldn’t be scared I want to test these.
I want a microwave that screams at the user when it's finished cooking 😂
I love how just Michael kidnaps his friends use as lab rats
I still can’t tell if his anger is a joke or if he is genuinely angry
Imagine being known as the guy who learnt Python to become the "Elon Musk of bad ideas"
Elon Musk is the Elon Musk of bad ideas
f
@@colemanflaherty5839 so I guess flamethrowers, SpaceX and Tesla are bad ideas
@Pest Touché then
@@HowlV1so how do you feel about this comment 4 years later LMAO
This channel is like a villain's origin story
Can't tell if this is an insult or not
What the fuck is oatmeal.
@@cardi4q872 i got no fucking idea but i hate it
I put a fan in my pillowcase so it can be on the cool side until I unplug it.
A robot that tazers you every time you get a math question wrong
Put that metal piston on a pogo stick and then code it so it goes up and down as fast it can
Make a robot that locates, hunts, and brutalizes everyone who leaves a bad robot idea
This is the best idea for suicide.
@@captcalvin2293 it's so complicated I wonder if god would see it as suicide for the purpose of sinning or not
I had the damn exact idea, but you beat me to the video.
Genocide
@@minoxiothethird Well he would see it as a sin for murder so.
The dude who suggested an actual alarm clock is my hero
This better get a lot of likes
Simbaloney no
Hey Michael, I just wanna let you know its been 3 years and this is still a banger video
Build a robot that solves a rubiks cube and then smashes it on the ground and then says "clean it up"
Make a set of shoes that when it hears the word short, it extends itself up.
*Ludwig would like to buy your idea*
"your not actually that short"
*extends* i know
“ my daughters life was cut short”
*ASCENDS* “*im sorry*”
I feel like at this point Michael is just documenting his descent into madness
Joker (2019)
How can he descend if he’s already hit rock bottom
mp030 *dig further*
@@Marco_the_Ginger Hand him a rock drill and watch.
Haha
love how the idea shredder is just the trash can he used for the chair
Michael: Sit in my Chair 💀
Lily: Got her life on the line just by looking on a chair ☠️
You guys aren't even roommates anymore. It's just Michael and his hostages
damn
Pretty much
فتاه - cutekey I like your profile pic g
Looking at your profile picture, I can see you’re a man in waifu culture.
His human test subjects
Try a chair with a gyroscope. So even if tilted when sitting, you wont fall.
Don't Speak holy shit I want to see that
Yess
Something actually productive😂
Or, a chair with a gyroscope designed so you fall no matter what.
Isn't the end result kind of boring....
4:48
The best quote was made.
Michael really is the evil scientist living in the basement but he can fix the TV when the sound goes off so u let him stay
A printer that doesn't lie about the amount of ink left
Your a fucking genius
Too useful
That's not bad though
That's impossible
@@Hooliganwes actually you can. Printer companies lie about how much ink is left because they sell the printer at a loss. They go as far as putting antitampering measures on the ink cartridges. When it says it's close to empty you have atleast 1/4 of ink left. If you can hack the printer to run a custom firmware you can do it. But good luck with that because the printer companies have their printers on lockdown.....
i love how his friends are starting to trust him less and less
I love it when he tortures his roommates lol.
Michael reeves doesn't have friends, he has test subjects
"FRIENDS" HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
its not his friend its his slave
Wait...he had friends?
Build a robot that gets therapy for the people who live with you
No that isn’t funny
build a robot that helps you find the will to keep going
make a security camera that screams When it spots somebody
Thats good actually. Do that
This is actually solid
Yes
That's not bad
Make a robot thats nice to everyone except Lily. 🌺🌺🌺
You mean disguisedtoast !
@@oreki4185 i ment all of offlinetv members
It already exists, it’s name is Micheal
Procrastination Machine that is very true... nice
@@greenygruettgaming2577 then my comment wins. I got my robot made. Ty Micheal
As soon as he said I built a robot to see more of your ideas i knew it was a shredder.
the tazer desk is genuinely horrifying
Rig Fed’s door to moan whenever he twist his door knob
YES
Yes
He literally said that was a bad idea in the video
@@otoolefamilyworc EXACTLY
🤫🤣😎
This kid is either gonna turn into Tony Stark or Dr. Octavius
Probably Octavius
seansora He’s 21
Ya
Or harry potter
@@davethecornmerchant905 Harry Potter hitting puberty late.
seansora or both
The Cowboy Bebop extended opening was playing during the video at some point an i am greatful for that.
Someone linked me your video to try and help me do a more reasonable thing than automatically setting my room on fire when I die in a game, decided I'd just *add* the ejector seat to the freakin fireworks if I ever make this a thing lmao
"Why are the lights red"
"Don't *giggle* worry about it*
it's funnier because you commented it
Can we just talk about how genius that button discovery was.
I know right!
This guy's too smart to be a sociopath
That's literally the most common way to make a pressure plate.
That is legit something you would read in a history book or something
@@nealbagai5388 bro imagine fiddling with a small pack of mints and realising that you can make a button out of it
This desk might be useful to prevent people from touching your things (unless they are very careful and avoid the tin foil)
I love these vids I just wish they came out a little more often
Michael is so technologically advanced that his roommates are scared to be within close proximity of him
Lmao true!
People have always been afraid of new and advanced technology
It's called Corona
Its cause he's germinating rona19 on his cheeks
FakeTheWizard I mean they’re basically living with a mad scientist who is always coming to them asking if they want to test his new torture devices
I love how they keep him in the garage, like they're avoiding him at all costs
Where else do you store a Michael?... I keep mine in the garage too. Just feed and water it.
Hes only tazed people on multiple occassions mainly for his own entertainment lol!
@@matoro85 its like they put his stuff down push it with a stick and slowly back away going "calm down." While he pulls out a tazer
@@matoro85 And we actually Loved it (°∀°)b
@@matoro85 facts
a robot that swears at anyone who rings the doorbell or bothers you
5:18 Bro trying to be The Riddler... 💀
its hilarious how scared his friends are of him
I'm sorry, but I thought you said "friends". I think the word you are looking for is "test subjects" or "victims"
Hostages*
Build a robot that gets the milk for your dad so he doesn’t have to leave
I need that for my dad he never came back
random vlogger 2 no. Just don’t reply
Sorry but it’ll be too hard to create
Delia0623 your comedy
Thank you I have been waiting for this invention for 18 years😀😀😀😀😀
6:45 Just realized Elvis the alien my other favorite content creator is technically in a michael reeves video. Made my day.
Cowboy Beebop is one anime ill weeb out for. kudos on the soundtrack
I like how he pats the chair and it started making NOT CHAIR NOISES
Half the time I can’t tell if he likes his fans or not.
Also Michael if you see this I have a robot idea, make a robot that says don’t make that every time you read a bad robot idea. I’m suggesting this because I feel sorry for you.
Sit in my chair
we all know he hates the people that make the sh- robot ideas ;-;
ts tststs "sit in my chair" ts
Make a drone with a camera that follows you, and wear a vr headset that connects to the camera. So you can live in 3rd person.
THIS is good
Some dji drones already have this function and you can connect them to a headset so it already exists
YOUR BRAIN IS HUGE
Somebody has already made that though
Not a bad idea
This channel needs ALL of the subscribers and views...so that we can get way more videos. haha
Cool, now make a robot that spits at you every time you make a bad decision.
"Build a robot that shocks you every time your heart beats"
That's already a thing. It's called a cardiac pacemaker :/
No.....
The pacemaker makes the heart beat through an electrical pulse.
Not a taze
xXHydroDragonXx lol
It doesn’t shock your heart when it beats it shocks your heart to make it beat (I like the idea but I want to be a cardiologist someone who works with hearts but I just wanted you to tell you that’s the terminology) Electrical Pacemaker (I know it was a joke)
@@zludwick1477 It still technically shocks every time the heart beats...cause if it didn't, lots of people would be dead.
@@Blue-jl1yq Dude, a taze is still an electrical pulse, just at 10,000~50,000 V. :T
Who else is waiting to see Darren r in the comments
El Savahay everyone
I was thinking that you just darrin r on another account with
Harley Trujillo 😳
Hes here now
or kongaphone
I'm laughing my a** of: That taser desk is hilarious!
I understand!!! Thanks for being one of my favorite inventors