I Let a Twitter Bot Decorate My Room
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This simultaneously looks like the room of a 13 year old girl and a 26 year old neckbeard
*46 year old neckbeard
That is what Michael is... He is the worst of both worlds
You know, if you let someone like Alex decorate your room while giving her stuff from random people on the internet then you will get ¨a room of a 13 year old girl and a 26 year old neckbeard¨.
Isn't that exactly what Michael is though?
It's the room of a 26 year old neckbeard who identifies as a 13 year old girl.
"That's not for the boobs it's for the wrist support"
-Michael 2019
He picked the zero 2 "wrist wrest" over the rem "wrist wrest".
WEEBS ROLLOUT OUT
I ligit read this at the exact moment the video played it
@@zzdahaewae Who's rem?
Father forgive me for what i will support next
@@TrueMegaManiac Rem, I love Emilia
As a current Amazon driver. That guy must have been either infuriated having to deliver 100 packages, or happy as hell because he probably had a short day
See as a former Amazon delivery driver I was thinking the same thing, but honestly they probably just had him do some rescue routes after he finished early anyway 🤣
bro must have met the qutoa very fast that day
Back when Amazon didn't work people like slaves legit with a ankle bracket because "covid is so bad we need to make your lives worse"
As an actual interior designer myself, this was outright traumatising
Good.
It's twitter, what did you expect?
Good.
Mission success
as a second interior designer, i too feel pain!
Next video: I made a bot that automatically makes Amazon refunds
Why didn’t someone get him a fucking roomba
😂
@@mosleyman3136 He had a 25usd limit on the bot
@@rafajrichard About 30 minutes in, he switched it to 90 USD I believe
@wOKen Mmm, delicious coyote piss.
“Gets sent coyote urine and gags”
Idubbz: “First time?”
Idubbbz*
JAM_KETI ok we get it
THREE FUCKING Bs
TeeDee Wa
Shit and sauce 😋
two b’s
Michaels front door must’ve been a package thief’s dream
Probably started as a dream but turned into a nightmare once the package thief opened them
And then they get a bottle of coyote urine and hentai posters
More like a nightmare man
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Steals pickle juice shots
i love how micheal appears suprised by the amount of packages while 24x4=96
Even though, somehow, the bot still only bought 95. Maybe he messed up and didn't buy the last one or started counting at 0 instead of 1?
23.75 hours divided by 15 minutes = 95, so yes in a way it stopped at 24 but didn't make the order cuz it was over
@@keto869 typical programming loop mistake xD you make < instead of
or not a mistake lol
nerd
"That's the interpretive Japanese art section."
"Why isn't next to the Bible section?"
"Art and God don't mix."
It explains why I look like this.
Because art is above god
-Huldrych Zwingli c.1520
Actually X is equal to 5.
Cheaf Min nah I got the power of god and anime on my side
Imagine the f*cking Amazon drivers face when their truck has 100 packages, all for Michael
U made my day xD
Fucling
@@qhun3936 The face be like YAY! because they just dumped it all out on his house right? no need to go any houses
AND its on the 4th floor : l
I have questions that they didn't even try to stack the packages and instead opted for the "heap" tactic.
Is anyone gonna mention how insane the delivery people must have felt getting these packages to Michael in the first place?
I feel bad for the people that had to pack the items
@@april_that’s literally their job 😂
I really enjoy how the camera guy really gets into michael’s lecture about is code
all i can imagine is the look on the amazon delivery driver's face when he realizes his whole truck is deliveries to this *one room*
Lol
Plot twist, the Amazon guy got Micheal Bold and Brash
666 likes
As a delivery driver id forever remember the day one guy ordered at least 96 boxes
@@benjaminsanburn7143
Especially that one guy who can invent brand new torture device for teenagers...
"There's iCarly cologne!"
"It's flammable."
*IMMEDIATELY GETS A LIGHTER.*
Which dumbass let Michael get a lighter
I like his mindset
he's about to reenact every fire spencer shay has ever started in the show... DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
mood
I felt like I was a reference to icarly since spencer sets everything on fire
I can imagine a thief stole 2 packages only to find them to be adult toys, and then think all the other gifts are the exact same
Imagine they only get a toy and the communist manifesto
The irony of someone buying the Communist Manifesto on Amazon is hilarious to me
That one dude who just got him a shelf, he was actually tryna help.
i like to think it was a nice mom/grandma who saw the post and was happy to help
I figured he'd get a bunch of ikea-level furniture mixed in with memes. Actually just all memes.
Edit; there was a $25 limit on the items which is the perfect budget for merch. Makes sense.
You literally stole this comment
@@beefslap6361 oh who gives a shit
CRYSCOMAC bro shut up i subscribed to you for no reason
He looks like a 13 year old, he sounds like a 13 year old, his decor looks like a hormonal 13 year old chose it
Meike Kroll True 😂
inject0r
Nobody asked dude
@@bodyz111 loooooool, this boy is proving he's a hormonal 13 year old
I look 13 I sound 8 but im 19
@@Snowyy78 oh my gosh yes 🤣🤣🤣
I love Michael’s laugh after he discovers something dangerous. For instance: 5:13
8:26
Alex: I can't find jesus.
Me neither. Good luck tho.
"BTS Jimin Doll"
"The Bible"
"The Communist Manifesto"
"Sex swing"
I don't see what's wrong here.
The bts doll. For two reasons
1.its kpop
2.dolls are creepy
yes comerade the manifesto is great
@@haydenhartley7212 ?
@@somegoodsoup7008 3.its kpop
@@vikrantsingh6580 4.its Jung koop
The Amazon recommend section on his account is having a stroke right now.
that'll hurt to see
@@lightningcat6382 and nude anime stuff
Amazon Recommended:
Cyanide Pills
@@fazerfox6172
amazon recommended me 2pc uranium rocks, close enough to cyanide
"Recommended:
[Holy Bible CCB], [Virgin Mary Sculpture], [ Massive Breast Hentai Poster], [Crusifixion]
imagine if the same amazon delivery guy delivers the stuff to the same house multiple times a day, but every time they deliver, there are way more packages
I love how the cameraman was actually listening and participating
It literally looks like the internet threw up on his room
Raven Horan Well thats figuratively exactly what happened
Technically...
projectial styail
So basically
He did an internet
ok hear me out, he should collab with demolition ranch now you may be saying "but karbz they make different content for different people" ok now imagine a sentry gun that only shoots if someone swares at it
I lost my shit at
“They live in the same house but aren’t the same people.”
“My parents.”
I love how at 3:15 Michael just becomes a literal hamster getting murdered
Seeing michael DRAGGING will around the room at 9:58 is the funniest part of the video to me
“That’s social interaction and I don’t support it”
He knew...
Yup. Neither do I. We introverted psychos have been training for this our entire lives
TheKingNerd We are in our natural habitat
I really hoped to find that comment right now
*insert man pointing offscreen meme because i didn’t know the SOURCE*
just like how he didn't support the Albert body pillow on Lily's bed and now they're dating
she did a great job decorating that mess tf
would 10/10 buy alex dirty socks
BTS Shrine
Jimmy Overly bro what....
I tried my best...
Legit
“Now I could ask friends for help or talk to an interior decorator but that’s social interaction and I don’t support it”
He said before asking everyone on Twitter what he should get and then getting his friend to be an interior decorator
Dude has more trans pride flags than I do 😂
Not a flex
i love your profile picture
@@Whatthefreak128L commenter
@@pepper1739 🦍💨
He has an error handler that logs "'uwu I made a fucky: ' + error"
you sir are a god.
*_I Wasnt The Only One To See That Thank God_*
Timestamp?
@@ryanbrown1835 7:54
@@ryanbrown1835 7:44
@@ryanbrown1835 7:54 my guy
a chair that moves away when it detects you're trying to sit down
This isn't a robot video; save that comment for later
A chair that follows you everywhere so you can sit down whenever you want
it could probably use one of those sensors the restroom toilets have
tankproof2 he probably won't see this so I'll respond how I feel he would when he sees an idea like this
"This is fucking doodoo"
@@zztopFLO nah thats useful
When Michael wakes up every morning he chooses between praying to god or praying to BTS but ends up worshipping satan every time.
Imagine a Porch Pirate stole a package or two and opened it up just to find the Communist Manifesto
She actually did a great job decorating considering all the literal shit he received from the internet.
Now I'm mildly disappointed he didn't get sent literal shit in the mail. Although he did get coyote urine, so that's close.
she deserves a nobel prize
@@ericdanelon5447 Nobel* ;) But yeah. Also, I wonder where she put the potatoes. xD
@@Saavik256 Potatoes are the ideal mid-decoration snack. Crunch on em like apples.
@@squatchjosh1131 Perfect if you want to get solanine poisoning.
No one:
Michael: *you’re wubba lubba dubba dead*
wubba lubbadopted
Michael dragging Will around by his shirt is like a child dragging a parent around to show them their terrible drawing so they can say it can go on the fridge
I just found your channel by way of Ludwig reacting to one of your videos. It will always fascinate me that there are so many lil towns throughout CZcamsland that house all these creators with millions of subs that I've never even heard of! I'm ready to binge. It also looks like you've recently returned to YT. So I hope to see alot more to come!
"That is social interaction and I don't support it"
Developer level: 10000
Ends up bringing 4 more people instead of just an interior designer (camera man, gus, eddy, and the “interior designer”)
commander 84 emendqeuwifhfkffk
@@Santiago-jl5pw ?
Basically every software designer lmo
Oh man, the covid
A security camera that insults people when they walk past it
Yes
That’s amazing, also like mine so he sees it
Kurima BAHAHAHAHHA
YESS hahaha
Yes
1 in every 2 transwomen's rooms look like this
I'm a trans woman and I can confirm. Personally, I have mostly books and assorted art supplies so I'm the other type of trans woman lol.
can confirm this is accurate
"In case you want to wake up in the morning" is the most passive agressive threat I've ever heard
“It’s flammable “ immediately makes it into a flamethrower
I wish he used the flamethrower to burn everything BTS
I did that as a preteen lol
TitledANTHONY
oMG eDGy
+wizardlizard lol no
I am heavy... and this... is my weapon
This is clearly fake as Michael has never interacted with a female in his life.
Edit: Thanks to all the people replying, telling me that time moves and people change.
Jamie Camilleri Maybe she came in one of the packages?
@@PontusWelin I did not consider this possibility.
Amazon do sell everything so I shouldn't be surprised they are involved in the human trafficking trade...
What if she has a dick?
@@HARaZAC Unlikely
Maya
I remember watching this when it first came out. 4 years later still better then any other video released today
I'm watching this video and realizing he has the same desk as me when he was opening packages
The thing is I’m sure there’s someone who’s room unironically looks like this
Take out the pickle rick stuff, coyote urine and all the bibles then add a server rack, mannequins with maid dresses and 2 wall-long desks full of computer hardware and that's my room.
@@PoppyPoppa I was gonna ask if you had the hentai in your room but then I looked at your pfp.
@@PoppyPoppa you didn't need to go on the specifics, your profile pic says it all
I honestly wouldnt mind that room excluding the bts stuff
It's the average former Tumblrite room.
I love how he does a little homage with the unboxing and the coyote urine was nice a nice touch
I really thought the next video after this is going to be him building a software that could find the identity and home address of someone using their user name.
“What’s BTS”
“ Yep”
😂😂😂
What sounds are you trying to reduce?
1. Sounds from room to house?
2. Sound from house to room?
3. Sound from outside to room?
4 Sound from room to outside?
BTS trash
Vinsmoke Sanji yeah
@@africanjunior7866no
@@keonaugusta4410 yes big trash
Imagine being that food delivery guy. You text the person you're delivering too because you can't physically reach the doorbell, and 3 foot tall greasy gremlin emerges from the house, nearly trips and dies over all the packages, says thank you. You walk around the corner, not sure of what you just saw, and then you hear from back towards the door. "OH FUCK THE PACKAGES CAME!"
well i mean that's just how like every inventor lives
AI dungeons.
I can see it now
the food delivery guy probably wanted to get out of there as fast as possible
Get this man a comedy shoe
This is one of the rooms where the kid never gets rid of his stuff and it just shoes the phases they went through
Oh God it's Gus Johnson before he canceled himself oh God
“What’s BTS?”
“YEAP”
"oOoOoh jUnGkOoK"
yep*
Eng Xin Jane omggggg
Wait, what is BTS behind the Sean?
/insert here all the fangirls in america and latinoamerica/ :^)
“They live in the same house, but they aren’t the same people”
“My parents”
IM DYING 😂😂😂
his laugh was so cute
I feel like a good portion of Micheal's stuff could've been porch-pirated and he wouldn't know
William:what's bts
Micheal:yup
Oh My god, the dude that send a shelf was actually trying to help
And all those who liked that comment
That guy was probably like: Oh he need help? Here's a shelf.
Meanwhile, everyone else just sent him the meme-est shit like a sack of potatoes and BTS funko pops
@@ryanchong9965 yeah I excepted as much from his fanbase. His life is a meme. Like have you watched this guy and seen the comments? 🤣
Things that surprised me were people actually being helpful and coming together to get him shelves to hold all the other crap people got him. Probably helping out of pity tbh
Stolen comment
FreeDivingInMaldivesWithRyaan Prove it,whos the original maker of the comment besides benson huh
“You can sit down and look at your bts shrine”
“What’s BTS?”
“Yep”
Back to school
Behind the scenes
Bangkok Transit System
Beat the Siberians
Bleach the snake
how nice of Michael to get his two fathers to help him
Im convinced the icarly purfem caused wills balding 10:13
The scary part is there are actual rooms that look like this unironically
Riaccoon I had to house sit for someone and I swear to god the rooms are the exact same vibe the pop funkos and all I’m triggered
Hey! No judging
And what’s wrong with that, let people enjoy things 🙄
The scary part is that there are rooms that don’t look like this
Especially the shrine.
"Where's Jesus?"
"I can't find Jesus"
Make sure you don't have art on you, God and art don't mix
12:25 bottom left corner, You can actually see half of his face
Me in hell
He left long ago
The romans after the 3rd day
Is Alex truly an interior decorator? She did such a good job with that room that i kinda believe that.
The look of absolute anger on Michael’s face when Eddie says he now has a shelf to put all his funko pops on is really funny
‘Ah, the BTS Jimin doll will look so lovely next to my communist manifesto’
LMFAO
Best quote
Jimin marxist
Next to the bibles and the Trans flag too
😭😭😭😭
I like how the only actual thing that he got for his room is a shelf
LavaLamp Setup I’m surprised he didn’t get a 50 gallon tub of lube
Keep these ideas for if he does this again
@@qaz3057 I like the way you think
For 10000$
And a mouse pad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
till this day i still wonder where all of these went, where they are, where they will go.
Big shoutout to whoever bought you a shelf, and a giant shoutout to Alex!
I can't believe how we missed this oppurtunity to get him an Iron Throne.
There was a $25 limit per item tho
Baki Tatar ikr
Do you guys know how to ship things to him like fan mail and stuff
@@JH-jx7xs Find a pigeon and send it to the volcano, it'll get to him sooner or later
Imagine going to someone’s house after a date and this is their room
I'd marry her
Well he lives in his mom's house because he is 12.
thats when you leave and block them on every fucking communication system available
smash. smash. smash. immediately
Noped outa that real quick
If Michael was a teacher I would take his class because he has taught me more than my real teacher ever has especially how to make a Laser baby
ive seen this video several times over the course of a couple years and it took me this long to figure out that hes recording in his bathroom
“this is the room I just moved into”
also Michael:
*moves out a month later*
Literally just thinking either that or he just got a very small room in the offlinetv house lol
I can see why
@@alien-probeunit4649 they just got a new offlinetv house tho and this was in october lol
Is it still arson if it’s your house
@@naenaemister5048 no
And this is the story on how Jeff Bezos became the richest man in the word.
527 yet I'm first, strange.
565 yet I’m second, strange
She actually did a great job decorating considering all the literal shit he received from the internet.
it’s at 3 6 likes ion wanna break that
dude, I work at Amazon, I am just imagining how weird it was to suddenly be volume flooded when its not even black friday
"Art and God don't mix" why does this line go so hard
People so should’ve got the most expensive item on Amazon and made this dude bankrupt
Plot twist: He bought al the BTS stuff himself, but made this Video to blame his fans.
UwU
It literally doesn’t matter
the only thing it actually matters is the fact that normal or poor people have to sell their souls to have all that stuff
@@sichengbestboy9667 ahaha, I never sold my soul and I still happen to buy it. Delusional.
@@sichengbestboy9667 are you like trying to say that it’s a waste? Or that he isn’t supposed to have the stuff? Because people can do anything they want with their money and by buying they support
I might be the only person sad that the sex swing was not in the room.
Don't worry, you're not alone.
Yup
You're wrong and you know it we are all dissapointed
I’m sad too
I’m lowkey depressed that would be hot if he swans on it I mean no homo
I mean I didn’t say anything
Rip to Gus. Love to Eddy.
Michael is gonna go down in history as a great but mad scientist and i wish he uploaded more often. Such an interesting dude
This is better than fan mail bc we didn’t even have to pay for it
Obi-Wan Kenobi haha so true tho
Oh my god
He deleted his Twitter or what ?
General kenobi
There, it's 666 now
First time Michael has had a girl in his room and he paid her.
What happened to the others he paid to?
"First time"
Fist time 😂
@@StainedBrain dont make fun of me because I am uneducated lol. Thanks for noticing this.
@@urbanmonkey48 No it's okay, I'm legitimately dyslexic so I make spelling mistakes all the time 😂
Those poor souls who had to ship those packages, like unboxing videos are tough for me having worked in logistics. 💀
I love how everyone is just glossing g over that fact that he got not one, but two trans pride flags, Michael reeves fans said trans rights ig
i can’t BELIEVE no one got him led lights.
adriana sette I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
adriana sette THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
adriana sette they did 10:01
milrckz that’s to change the color of the moon
Why would you need that god is the only light you need
They say "your room is a reflection of your mind"
*sees Michael's room*
yea pretty accurate
this comment killed me
So he really has a BTS shrine in his head huh
Damn... My mind is a junkyard
Which is to say, absolute chaos.
Hgm
I actually did a school assignment about a purple/blue Nicolas cage sequin pillow and it was fun to make I got confused looks from others tho because the main assignment was about some previous war that I forgot about
i hope micheal understands what gus did and is no distanced from him
If there ever was a room that represented the entirety of the internet, this is that room
But where are all the cats then?
@ Hanging in there.
explain the beans...
@@trevsweb do we have to ?
you mean depression?
The amazon driver must have loved this delivery so much. We normally get paid like $150-$200 for like a delivery of 40-50 packages and normally it takes like 3-4 hours but if it’s all to one location, you can probably finish in 30mins and you still earn the same amount.
Everyone wins!
uhh maybe not *everyone*
I'll be damned. I figured the Amazon driver would hate him. That's fucking rad.
@@eushandageorge2554 no
An Amazon driver gets $50 per hour? I thought it'd be much less...
He fully ruined an Amazon drivers entire day lmao
every time I rewatch this I have a mental break down on top of a stroke
Shout out to the one person who got him a shelf, they actually wanted to help you have a nice room
That doesn’t get views, though. Lol
Or they felt pity for him🤣
Shout out to the good people that liked the shelf tweet
Is that my step brother????
Joe? Mama or the mouse pad
Im really surprised that there was only one hentai poster
Im suprised he didn't receive a copy of mein kampf or the communist manifesto
Didn't he receive a copy of the communist manifesto though?
*only one that we got to see
I kinda want one
Man i wanna like but i just cant cause its fucking 420 likes
I laughed so fucking hard at the end, i had a fucking asthma attack... im crying
“What’s BTS?” Describes California vs Washington perfectly
"This one's definitely just a.. sex swing... Fuck."
I think that was the exact moment it hit him how stupid this idea was
I didnt see the actual swing in his room
@@LukesPrivateChannelig he prob just didn't want to put that shit up, very reasonable
@@LukesPrivateChannelig he actually does end up using it to hold up his robot dog in one of his videos (or one of OfflineTV’s videos I don’t remember)
He knew it was stupid from the beginning. All of his video ideas are "how hilariously stupid will this be?"
@@Despacitoian
What impresses me is that he kept it somewhere, deciding that it'll be useful someday.
Who knew some mad scientist would chain a robo dog to it, suspending it in the air while attaching a 5cm penis, a 10 Gallon tank filled to the brim with beer and mostly force it to piss beer into red plastic cups. All about 1 year after getting this swing.