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Mihcheal : itâs like a psychopath wrapped this
Everyone of Micheals fans :..........
The moment he said that, my mind went: âthats rich coming from you, Michaelâ
3:25 : a psychopath wrapped this
8:31 : 5 minutes later
@@tortoise5083 8:41
Learn from the best
@@wintergreen9949 yea but it starts at 8:31
Lily: "is this drugs?"
Michael: "DRUGS!?"
You can see pure excitement and happiness in his face
Me too
Tommy innit would be proud of Micheal for ordering drugs
DRUGS
@Kevin Tasdan damn u copied my comment and still got more likes than me:(
everyone else: gets origami, cute stuff, glasses , etc.
TOAST AND MICHAEL: Weapons
Mykull got drugs
Hey I would be happy
It's the community they built đ
Dont forget scarras crinkle shorts
i mean who wouldn't want it
Scarra: gets normal things
âOh a plushy!â
Michael right after getting a spear:
âItâs jerky made out of snapping turtle meat.â
I bet the turtle died with straw up its nose
@@zolazar6928 Jezzus fuking crist your uhinged
@@zolazar6928 no that makes the meat bad
@@electricheisenberg5723 No it makes it better -proceeds to throw more straws into the ocean-
âThatâs Koreanâ
**plays nose flute** âAnd this is Filipinoâ
That part cracked me upđ€Ł
bruh đ
i felt that
@@tracedapig3985 lm
same same looool
Oh my
Everyone: *talks about the wooden spoons*
Michael: *proceeds to reunite with his Filipino roots*
Filipino "flutes"
Put tank in a mall
Petition for Michael to speak Filipino swear words.
So... Micheal is filipino?
@@hiehman6970 yes he is
2:56 "Michael's got the longest package"
"Wha...Facts" LMAO.
Poki: *World's longest dÂĄ|d0.*
The fact Lilly summoned Michael with âare these drugs!?â Is so funny
She found his stash
Lily: "That's Korean"'
Michael: "And this is Filipino" *nose flute noise*
đ
đ đ đ đ đ đ”đ
As a Filipino, you have no idea how accurate the energy of this comment is to the culture.
It also said *Poki Flute* lol
praise franku
âMichaelâs got the longest package.â
Michael: Facts
bruh, I'm gonna send the fully printed fedmaster's document
@@sweatysweak if you do, you are the ultimate madlad
@@sweatysweak thats gonna be lit but it will probably be cut out
@@sweatysweak I will salute u
@@sweatysweak do it I will support u
"So how did you survive this apocalypse Offline TV?"
"Well we had a shit ton of weapons and we just threw them at the dead, but later on we pick them up"
"And also our friend Michael is a literal demon at this, all we had to do is to tell him that they are turtles in disguise"
A- bruh moment
Lol
nah, one of them scared lily, so he defended his queen (i know im cringe)
@@joshuachristensen9731 and they stole her crack
are we just going to pretend that michael isn't the source of the apocalypse in the first place?
Imagine you try to rob this place, then find out that they're all armed to to teeth, and Michael is just a tazer god outfitted with an electric cannon armed mech.
Michael's new video: A NEW TEST SUBJECT
poki: *reading fan letter*
toast: *cringing*
poki: and her twitter at the bottom!
toast: âąOâą
aka pluggers/clout hunters
@@dark3rthanshadows you know, props for her shooting her shot. Too many people in this world are too damn scared to make the first move.
4:45
And michael opening a speir in the background
He doesn't look like he is cringing tho it feels like he's giddy or smth
Lilly: are these drugs?!
Michael: *T A R G E T A Q U I R E D*
No its my prescription!!!!!!!
@@kylerevans2114 they always make that excuse
@@davidmezacoons4589 wait a second THEY!?
@@davidmezacoons4589 does he have like little hobbit friends under the table?
@@wheatley7083 no he has no friends they are test subjects
I love how everyone gets normal heartfelt things and then thereâs Michael getting animal food/remains, weapons and other interesting things
12:12
Toast: this warning says "cancer and reproductive harm"
Poki: they got us cancer and reproductive harm?
LMAO
Imagine robbing this house, then all these people just carry out swords and Micheal just has 100 tazers
Lunchtime comes back but this time OfflineTv is prepared
Lol
Imagine robbing the house while Michael was playing the nose flute and Toast was wearing nipple covers. They'd charge you too Michaels tribal battle tune.
**S I T I N M Y C H A I R**
I think the most threatening thing is the nut button and temmie with her bowtie
Lily: "Are these drugs?"
Michael: "That's just my prescription"
Yup, we do, in fact have ears
I wouldn't be surprised if it was crack
Just overdose and maybe it counts as drugs
Bandit: "What did she just said?"
@@AlphaSierra002 OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING XD
Iâd hug Scarra tbh. Heâs such a kindhearted man
I like how at 12:54 they actually use the proper way to hand a hatchet to someone over an object
He just held his hand out. I didnt see anything special about how he handed it over
@@01TacocaT10 handle first
Lily: Are these Drugs?!?
Micheal: *D R U G S!*
CRACK HEAD
2:58 if anyone is wondering
How did I get so many likes?!
When Michael was ripping the package, I actually thought Harry Potter was finally gonna get his broomstick
That spear is the broomstick.
Its the Crack head brand Broomstick in fact.
Lol you deserve more likes
Same
UNDERRATED!!!!!!!!!!!
8:43, is insane, I like Michael's complete disregard to safety
2:56
"michael got the longest package"
*facts*
"Michael's got the longest package"
mykull: facts
Michal*
@@louaytheking9989 yeah nah that's not right
@@louaytheking9989 no
MMMMM TOASTY
@@louaytheking9989 You missed the joke and do not know how to spell
Lily: That's korean
Michael: and this is filipino **starts playing the flute**
I'm a Filipino and laughed đđ
@@yourlocalsussinicle9932 Ify beh
@@yourlocalsussinicle9932 sameee
I cried while laughing HAHAHAHA
My Filipino heart HAHAHAHA
*puts hand on chest while flag starts flailing*
15:39 : Oh my god, MARIO!!!!
Michael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggggggggg
4:21 I love how the sneeze is just cut early lol
Scarra - âMichael got the longest package"
Michael - âfactsâ
Yes, I 100% agree with you Mr Clark
I thought it said âlongest packageâ
Can confirm. We gave Michael the biggest package of all the lands.
Mason Clark someone care to comment the minute of this scene?
haha
Michael sounds so excited when he heard the word âdrugsâ
He is a literral crackhead
That's a crackhead for ya
Thats gotta be the best crack head ive ever seen...
Why wouldn't he
Me too
i keep watching the offlinetv unboxings multiple times they're so fun to watch.
Everyone saying thank you while Poki is happy-dancing, Michael is inspecting his axe and Toast is looking severely concerned
I like how everyone is talking and michael is just absolutely blasting the flute
Us
as franku wishes
NYEEESSS
Yeah. And it was from my country.
Suddenly gives you ninja vibe
Random thug: breaks into this house.
Later...
Detective: twenty eight stab wounds!?.
*99 PERCENT LEVEL OF STRESS*
Detective in training: but the autopsy shows that they died by electrocution almost as if there was so many tasers in him the wounds didnât even kill him
@@ginger6300 Tasers you say? *browses alibi's* I think I know who the cuplrit is
Toasty yes almost as if the main suspect has filmed himself tazzing people for years now how sadistic
TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
Everyone's like 3 or 4 boxes in, playin with their gifts and Micheal is in the back just sayin "oh cool, that's nice, great" only one layer into his packaging đđ€Łđ its absolutely perfect
I love the multiple scenes of something wholesome/cute happening but Michael is causing absolute chaos in the background
The way Lily summoned Michael by saying "Are these drugs?" killed međ
Broooo
Lily: are these drugs?
Michael:drugs!?!
D
R
U
G
S
The man knows what he likes
Same here dude
I love how Toast is getting a love letter read to him while Michael is in the back destroying a plastic bag
@Jia Lan Li
michael hates turtles
@Jia Lan Li good turtles? no such thing
unless you count his sla- workers in minecraft
@Jia Lan Li ...meanwhile eating snapping turtle jerky...
Lmao
@Jia Lan Li hes cutting the plastic to make smaller pieces that can get into the airway of more stupid turtles
I had the same thought
I think everyone wants to give scara a big ol bear hug
you guys literally make my day every day whenever I'm sad us guys vids are always a game changer for me thankyou so much and keep up the good work
lily: Are these drugs!?
Michael: đ» â đ đŸ đ
đžâ đđŒđ, đ» â đ đŸ đ
2:58
I get to be da 600th like
Durags
Poki: *nUt*
I just love how toast isnât even trying to hide the fact that heâs reading from a script during the promo
Lol
True
@@seansterling325 They have said the exact same words in another raycon on promotion in another video.
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They have said the exact same words in another raycon on promotion in another video.
đ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Ł
No his cat was just playing with his feet
\___/ |:
Scarra: "Micheal's got the longest package."
Micheal: "Facts."
u guys make me so happy and want to watch the vid again and again
"every invader that comes to our house, they won't be living"
-Scarra 2020
Lunchtime aint coming back any soon
12:38
LMAO i was going to comment the same thing
Donât mess with the âDonâ.
I think that belongs to hacksmith
"it looks like an axe"
"it feels like an axe"
"it looks and feels like an axe"
"its an axe"
Who would've guessed
Woah wth when did a gosh everloving dream would be an axe scarra? Lmao
_No! That can't be..._
It was an axe
*iiiIiIiitTtSs AaAanNn AaAaaxxxEee*
I love how thereâs moments throughout otv videos where Michael scares everyone on otv even toast scarra and poki
The bro vibez between Poki and Michael are absolutely iconic
Lily: âare these drugsâ
Micheal: âDrUgS?!â
*D R U G S?!*
*D*
*R*
*U*
*G*
*S*
*?*
Micheal? XD
D R U G S!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D
R
U
G
S?!?!
I love how Toast isn't even trying to hide that he's reading Raycon's script XD
Shhhhh we donât know.
@@lilianamochi8504 hmmm? What donât we know Iâm absolutely confused
What script?
Yeah, what script
Uh yeah... what script?
lily unboxing the most wholesome gifts while michael just struggles over some wrapping paper i cant breathe lmFAO
I love these old videos
Scarra: "It looks like an axe"
Scarra: "It feels like an axe"
Scarra: "It looks and feels like and axe"
Scarra: "IT'S AN AXE"
I hit that part of the vid while reading this lmao
Y did this not blow up
@@yoisakii-je6te lmaooo
@@kiidkif2009 idk just hasn't yet
12:48
Itâs great how toast doesnât even try to hide that heâs reading a script for the sponsor
And he is very funny during doing that
Iâve seen podcasts where they just show the paper in hand
@@crimsonfx166 oof, they donât even care at that point
IKR
Ok
As me being a Halo fan And hearing that Halo music just made me want to blast it through my alexa and CZcams thank you so much
Love the Skyloft theme in background
everyone: yeah plushies!
Michael: dangerously opens his spear
remember me when this gets REALLY big
Hey im the second comment
Lily: are these drugs
Michael: alow me to introduce myself
wls
Love it how they put Michael and brodin next to each other
Poki reading the wholesome letter and Micheal just in the background murdering a package has me dead đ€Łđ€Ł
Burglar: "I'm gonna break into this house and steal whatever is inside"
OTV: "So... You have chosen death"
....by dismemberment
Tell me how the lunch club got out alive?
Imagine what defences Michael can make lmfaoooo
Rip burglar
@@ensong6513 they were super sneaky, OTV didn't notice they even entered the house
The fact that the editor put in Magikarp Festival during the lightsaber fight at 4:24 is hilarious.
It's the ultimate action-video-game-pop-culture-rave-fight-scene song
Micheal: *just casually playing the flute*
Everyone else: *talking about buttplugs and measuring spoons*
Lily: "are these drugs?"
Micheal: *D r u g s ?*
Turns out its perscription ones
Havent seen cvs deliver any stuff so makes sense.
Well sorry for. Not getting drugs
michel is addicted...
itâs probablly creakhead potion
Hope he's okay.
2:59 i had to watch it like 15 times already and im still laughing at it... i need help
"Are these drugs?!?"
Michael: *is for me?*
I mean he has crack got to get a diversity in drugs so you don't get addicted on one drug
I kinda want some
@@damnit8605 đ
@@damnit8605 can I have some too plssss
People send weapons because they want to see Michael be as equipped and chaotic as possible
Michael went full rambo in this video
Iâm scared Michael gets progressively better at the nose flute so easily
Ikr
Well, its his native instrument
It's Frank's influence.
@@kashnatasingh8883 he so close to having all of franks instruments
It's from all the practice he's had inhaling drugs
Lilly: are these drugs
Michael: DRUGS
ohh i love his personality
Crackhead as always
And then it turns out that they actually were his drugs that weren't supposed to be in the PO box pile. XD
@@aji_jacobson fuck, that comment was cringe
Ooooo
I literally choked when he said that
my black medium hair cat looks exactly like your dog. like,, the way the tail curls up, the stance, the walk
Omg that zoom in on michael when the fan hit him killed me!
The way Toast puts in his RayCons is everything-
This comment made me actually watch the sponsored section, they should put a comment like this on every video
dude his smile was everything đ€Ł
lol
Sassy toast
Toast: puts in raycons in his ears
The camera man: âNow smile for the camera
Toast: Awkward smile*
Scarra: Michael got the longest package
Michael: Facts.
thats where his extra height went to
13:59 i felt like this was kind of like haha we actually CAN hug scarra
11:21
"That's Korean :("
*intense nose flute playing*
*"And this is filipino :)"*
had me dying im not gonna lie
Michael: â And this is filipino *NoSe FlUtE nOiSes* â
Me, A Filipino: *music to my ears*
Yeah same I'm also a filipino
Timestamp?
Me: *THE SOUND OF MY PEOPLE*
@@cervantes5811 watch the whole video gawd damn and stop skipping it. lol
Lmaaoo
*robber breaks in*
Michael: âdonât mind meâ 8:42
LOL
He looks like he would fight zoro
I watch this many times and 11:20 is still my favorite part XD
i love how michael back the unpacking for bout 75% of the vid
Scarra:
âIt feels like itâs an axe.â
âIt looks like itâs an axe.â
âIt looks and feels like an axe.â
*âITâS AN AXE! đ±â*
casually hands it to michael.
@@yimkumerjamz1225 He seems like the type of guy who'd be experienced with it
Itâs a hatchet
@@abanana625 nobody likes you
@@abanana625 don't worry I like you
i love at the everyone saying thank you and micheals just playing with the axe
I love how at 15:00 Micheals just casually holding a shank
Everyone: * Opening opening packages *
Mykull: *N O S E F L U T E*
My- who? đ
@@kirsten-alysamervyn5021 mykkuno,
@@Shiver197 lol
MYKULL LMFAOOOOOOOOOBFSCHBXVXBTG
@@Shiver197 mysguisedtoast
Poki: * reads the letter romantically to Toast *
Michael: *_don't mind me. I'm just unpacking this shitty wrapped up spear._*
@Quinn Tauber no u
@Quinn Tauber do you evan know what a simp is
@Quinn Tauber Look up what simp means smh
11 year olds replying simp on every fking comment smh
@@BrokenTreeBranch458 smp
The tribal music by Michael is something else
The way Lilly summons Michael from anywhere "Are these drugs?"
Poki and Lilly: oh look at these cute paintings we got
Michael: I am the blade
@@rajendradamarsetiyawan3350 no lol
While you studied art, I studied the blade.
@@rajendradamarsetiyawan3350 nah, I only ever watched his speedruns
He looked like zoro from one peice
Michael is literally the â itâs not just a phase, momâ and the band kid combined
As a band kid and a 14 year old I can back this.
can confirm, i was omen's mom
I have no right to confirm but I do
That was so cool . Those sword, axe and other things were cool looking .
I love how lily's objective in unboxings is to make sure that michael doesn't harm himself
Great girlfriend indeed
Yo what the fuck nice eye
Himself... and others
That is one way to put it which they are a good couple
Should michael suppose to be protecting lily
"it feels like its an axe"
"it looks like its an axe"
*_"IS AN AXE"_*
Hmm yes the floor is made out floor
no way never would have thought
does it taste like it tho?
@@sirducky9364 idk why donât u try
Well I'm reading the comments I came across this as soon as that clip played
I love the intro where toast just stands there awkwardly
Micheal is a whole mood 6:34
Itâs hilarious how theyâre having an intimate conversation and Michael is playing his nose flute
Michael is just vibin on his own
He is soo quirky
Why TF 600 likes for a nose flute comment
Lily: Are these Drugs?
Michael: *instantly stops* D R U G S ?
Michael again: oh that might just be my perscription
So yes drugs
He sounded so disappointed when they were his prescription
3:00
3:01 Michael says drugs
His prescription of crack cocaine :D
8:16 I love how they decided to use warthog run from halo
ok honestly, a lot of the humor comes from both Michael Reeeeeeeeeeeeee and Toast, the rest are just there for filling XD
Scarra: âMykulls got the longest packageâ
Mykull: *long pause to understand the joke* âFACTS!â
most underrated joke of the video
Scarra: This is...
Pokimane: A BUT PLUG
Time stamp?
@@whatdoyoumeankillsforupto4703 10:41 :))
So I've been watching their content for over year now but I've just realized 'oh wow lily is really pretty' and i was suprised that this was first times i thought of that.