Tazer Camera Makes Me The Tallest Person in The Picture
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“Tallest person in the room”
Cameraman: (sweats nervously)
Hes not considered, he is a human bipod
I mean, nobody knows what Cameraman Jon is, only that he's friendly
@@ODST_Republic 5:52
This guy's gonna become Dr Doofensmirtz in a decade or so
EthoArt wdym gonna? Isn’t he now?
zapinator
He’s gonna lose another foot with that slouch
@@lordmonocr6206 His inventions aren't at that level yet and not as efficient... plus, he still forgets the self destruct button
Ah yes, Parry the Platypus, so you came to destroy my Taser-not taser-box-camera
Jokes aside, Michael is a great rolemodel for young men who feel insecure about their height. He embraces it and makes up for it by having a great personality and intellect.
Exactly-- just be comfortable with yourself and electrocute everyone over 5'5"
And by electrocuting people whom he has to look up to when talking with.
And a lot of tazers everything a man needs
Yeah and he did it by freaking tazing people
he also makes up for it with his sadistic inventions. what a great friend to have
Not Lily getting progressively happier in each frame as she realizes what's happening, truly a match made in heaven (/hell) for Michael
Make something that should be illegal but isn’t because you just invented it.
I would love to see the scary shit he makes
That's pretty much everything he makes haha
um, this???
Yes
@Chad Rahman Nah, not dangerous enough, or phallic enough
"I'm the tallest person in the room!"
The cameraman: *panicking*
Cameraman,On knees:"pls no i have a family
Panik
Anakin. Stop panakin. Jesus has a planakin.
Yeet Brawl Stars the cameraman is shorter than Micheal when he’s on his knees
@@omega1575 really? You don't say!
Fun fact: Scarra didn't fall because of his "counter-fall-muscles" strength. So, when you're above weight (don't take it offensively), your whole body gravity is completely different from an ideal weight because of it being concentrated on your belly. The muscles Michael used to make people fall down, are exactly the muscles that are weaker because of his weight, so all he needed to do is to counter force and of course the strongest muscles would win.
It's much more likely that the TENS unit doesn't work as well because of the thicker fat layer insulating his muscles.
Brain too small to process information. Brain is going to explode
@@thatrandomguy_yt8443 You don't know how TENS works eh ?
Transient Electrical Nerve Stimulation applies electricity directly to the muscles, totally bypassing the nerve/brain function.
Fat helps insulate the muscles from the TENS signals.
@@edwardfletcher7790 Brain hurts even more now but thanks anyways
(This is a joke and your comment actually helped my understanding greatly lol)
@@thatrandomguy_yt8443 Mor weight, less pain
I love that this man is piecing together a bunch of expensive fragile electronic pieces, and yet every single clip of him building the boxes takes place in a fucking tiny bathroom.
on top of a toilet i might add
expensive? the parts to make the 3d printed boxes (minus the wireless camera units, which to be fair hes just plugging a 3.5mm jack into) are in the 10s of dollars, max
@@Etacovda63 Huh! Well, I learned something new then.
@@thecatseighthlife7218most of the individual electronic chips are cheap to buy, including the ones in your phone. The expensive part of them comes from R&D and labor of soldering them together and packaging.
If you do those two things yourself, the parts are cheap, you just have to know how to use them (part of the R&D cost normally / skilled labor cost to design things that utilize them correctly).
"I'm the tallest person In the room"
Cameraman: 👀
Well there's a pretty simple fix for that now isn't there?
@@MananagKiVato If the cameraman is shorter then Michael will look EVEN TALLER
Herminian but what if he used a camera stand?
@@OpalyzedYT then who was moving the camera
Herminian it could’ve been shaking from when the people were falling on the ground, could be collision movement, just saying.
Lily said: Yeah this is what i want in a boyfriend, a sociopath
He has a bit of a issue with electrocuting the OTV members. Especially after he joined them.
@@All54321 taser tag and hide and go seek video: yes but actually yes.
@@genreboy3802
Where’s the no coming from? All I see is him wanting to electrocute people
*-cough*whereswaldovideo*cough-*
@@All54321 True. I've corrected my mistake. 😁
Phycopath*
This video is the only thing that makes me feel superior to Michael, cause I already knew which muscle he was looking for, before he started looking for it.
Now that programming shit on the other hand..... still trying to learn.
How's it going?
Pain
@@heavenlydoge2285 Currently learning assembly.
@@alberteinstein1015 well keep it up buddy, you'll catch that shit at some point. And ease through your work.
@@heavenlydoge2285 Hell yeah!
9:35 looks like a renaissance painting called "pain"
"...enough pain to floor a fully grown adult"
Shame you couldn't test that part on yourself.
catfish552 gonna need a burn heal for that one shit
Oh he needs some milk
I'm pretty sure that was the point
@@Green_Bean_Machine f
OOF You killed him dude!
“You’re like 10 ft, 11 ft? Yeah we’re gonna fix that.”
kiss * Away, VSCO individual
I'm Dutch o.O
(Hacks his legs off) *now i'm the tallest person in the room :)*
I like how it slowly goes from mild confusion, to jokes, to literal fear. Like when Eddy was talking about the hernia he sounded actually afraid lol
Micheal: screaming in the basement
Offline tv: ah shit here we go again
Make a scary looking invention that does nothing harmful but eveyone is scared because they dont trust you.
Also it could make zapy noises
Most of the robot ideas in the comments are formulaic, predictable and stupid. This one is legitimately genius. Something genuinely benign and useful that looks so terrifying that no one in the house wants to use it.
This is basically everyone of his inventions except for the ones with tazers
@@probablyonline2020 which is none of his inventions
@@probablyonline2020 yes, the big metal piston spike is totally harmless and can't pierce your hand
love the "what the 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 is oatmeal" wallpaper bud
HOW U DO DA SPESHAL FONT FOR DA FECK
@@officiallyshroomie I searched for "fancy font" on google, clicked the first result, and used that
but also, is your caps lock button broken or something?
@@ZoeBateman kool thanks, no my caps lock isnt broken, I'm on mobile. I just typed in all caps
1, 2, oatmeal
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Being tall is an incredible privilege. I think what you did is ethical.
I'd love to see a V2 that uses image recognition, servos and probing Tazer guns to actually shoot everyone that's not you. Then there's no setup beforehand and you could just have the separate from the camera in the room.
Also, quick disconnects for the Tazer guns for when and if the wires get crossed, or people jerk away.
@Frindgey yeah thatd be effective
“Being a programmer has nothing to do with biology”
Micheal Reeves: *ELECTROCUTES LEG FOR HOURS*
I mean yeah, if he did he'd have gone for the glutes and hammies right off the bat.
So how do we fix that? Why by the simplest form! Trial and Error!
"But Micheal it just looks like your looking for another excuse to tase people"
"Yes."
Ael, not eal
Xena Costa I heard that right as I read your comment
@@user-ex3bh7fn2i huh?
@@xenacosta9608 he meant its michael instead of what you said which was micheal
I thought you wrote taste lol
Imagine if in big hero 6, when Baymax shows the recordings, it’s just Tadashi electrocuting himself over and over.
Dude that was genuine happiness on Michaels face when the taser pictures were taken. That wasn’t a fake smile at ALL that was some real bliss going across his face 😂😂😂.
Every single device that solves a problem using Doofenshmirtz logic should have -inator on the end of the name
Genius. You opened my eyes sir.
Dick Gun-inator
The height-inator
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Taser box- not tazers not definately not remote controlled tazers just put them on and let me take pictures of you boxes™ boxes-inator
“But Michael it sounds your coming up with another excuse to *tase* people.”
Michael: *yEs*
OK sans
Wow, I didn't know he said that
Taze*
Bro became the highest in the room. Lawsuit incoming
Just Michael saying “I love this job” is amazing
Make a camera that takes your photo only when you blink
This is actually a decent prank idea lmao
This is evil
LOL 100%
This is a fantastic idea
Lmao ahahahahaha
Travis scott: I'm the highest in the room.
Michael: hey take this box.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
travis fucking dies
This comment is under preciated
@@talloccasion1562 (not clickbait)
Hold my box
5:21 half the joy of this channel is watching Michael be afraid or ashamed of his creations..... truly an inspiration to maniacs everywhere 🥲
Seeing Gus getting shocked today has a much better taste
"I don't need to be taller, I just need to make everyone shorter"
- Michael
Your kneecaps
will colapse
your kneecaps will relapse
Your knee caps will detach
Your kneecaps will be snatched.
-Adolf Hitler
I love how he's insane when sober but responsible when drunk
E
Reverse drunk
The reversal
@@kidsrogers8705
Za one
Ikr
I find it funny how Michaels friends can say they've been tazed by the same person more than once
8:03 I love how you can hear the combination of awe and absolute horror in Eddie's voice after the pain passed
Micheal: I’m the tallest person in the room
Camera Man: *Softly* Dont..
Thank you
Underrated comment 😂😂
LOL
1k likes and 4 replies
He should have secretly made it so the camera tazes the camera man when the picture gets taken and hid a secret camera so we can still watch
Make a clock that aggressively shouts out time randomly
ITS FUCKING 8 O’CLOCK FUCK HE-
ITS 9:34 PM YOU FUCKING A WEEABOO BITCH
oh god please Michael, do this
ITS FUCKING 9AM
IT IS 4:20 FUCKING **BLAZZZZE IIIIIIT**
Y E S
That maniacal smile while people are falling down around him is just magical
I love how each shock immediately makes them drop straight to the floor
Micheal is slowly becoming a electricity themed super villain who is bitter about his height.
Frieza
@@joopyjoopy .
A Disney Villain! :D
When he said he didn't finish College I genuinely was surprised.
Not because he is so smart, because I thought he was 15.
no he's just small
That's why he needs this camera
@Rion Turquoise
11:12 - 11:15
His girlfriend is taller than him
@@tworsfeline2302 from COLLEGE? like, after grade school middle school high school and THEN COLLEGE? Maybe if you skip like 5 grades and go into school early or something
how has that scarra face at 9:44 not become a meme yet
hit me with that i-just-shit-my-pants face
Oh man the look of smug satisfaction on Michael's face, just after the last picture was taken and the other 3 had collapsed to the floor so fast is both hilarious and slightly disturbing. The idea of just where he might go from here when he decides he needs to up his "game" a bit more to keep the audience watching.... 😮😢🎉
Michael: hey I'm gonna taze you guy if that's ok
Offline TV: *wanna be part of our group?*
Correction
Micheal: I going to taze you and theres nothing you can do
Correction
Micheal: hey I'm gonna taze you
OfflineTV: you're hired
????
@@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 He lives with them now. This was his job application/hiring.
@@taro9921 Oh, cool.
Lucky, I guess. Hmm....
I appreciate how he genuinely made sure they didn’t zap their nuts. Even chaos has limits
He needs more test subjects.
Well if it went through their nuts their legs would squeeze together, making them taller if anything.
Yeah he's crazy but the good kind of crazy
You know I feel like running electricity through someone’s taint would make them fall over even faster.
professionals have standards.
"As you can see Scarra is actually the only one who didn't fall down, but that's okay because I tased the back of his leg." Michael is a psycho and I stan with it.
scarra was soo proud that he didn't fell down and i love it
I like how he straps an actual taser to the camera, not for function, but for style
Yes
It's for presentation. It is a important thing for every super villian
its for the aesthetic
@@theyeendigo presentation
Ur 1,000th like
Hear me out: a chair that moves away when it detects you're trying to sit down. credit to
Sangsue Leech
HELLO I PLAY LEAGUE f*cking great
👌
69th like lol
I approve
No
Thanks for the tutorial this will help with any other pictures I may be taking
“Me am robot man, do robot thing, fix problem”
"There's something about tazing someone who isn't me that's just amazing" i think that's called sadism
Also a masochist, he tazes himself waaayyy more than his friends
@@ruthjustdancer3635 maybe he is a sadomasochistic
Lmao
@@airplanes_aren.t_real yoooo, I just looked up what that means.
I saw this right when he said it
A drone connected to vr goggles that constantly follows you so you’re living in 3rd person
this
Yes
I rEALLY wanna see that
Oh god, yes.
thats great
Michael: hey guys I have a new project
Michael’s roommates: *quiet sobbing*
Michel climbing across a table in front of the camera has the same energy as Gus Johnson tapping his microphone to the nearest loose object such as a gun.
“He’s got a hernia Michael”
“Well I don’t know what that is so...”
ROHANNNNNN
RandomRohan When r u dropping the Minecraft series?!?
yes
Mr. Beast has friends, Michael Reeves has test subjects
If that isn't such a huge contrast, then I don't know what is.
Jack Enderle do you know why michael gets sponsers to taze his subjects
I just wanna inform you that I am the 667th like
@@tsyf1 I am 766 like
@@Tuskilicious Yay!
I’d feel bad about Gus having a hernia but I’m too busy having lunch with the boi’s
Something about Micheal tasing people who are now known to be pretty bad (Fed Meyster and Gus Johnson) It makes it all the better
I also enjoyed this while re-watching for the millionth time. I feel like Im not any better for saying that lol
“Can I get a picture with you?”
“Sure lemme put these tasers on your legs.”
“Wai-“
*click*
Guacamole
“He has a hernia Michael!”
“Well I don’t know what a hernia is.”
Pretty sure a hernia is when you're close to shitting out your organs
twigx uhhhh no
twigx the opposite
@@JetInAJar The organs are shitting out me? That sounds weird.
An organ popping out of place
michael's friends: existing
michael: *lets fix that with a controlled shock*
so cool. as a side note, actually a flash works almost like a taser. both generate insane voltages by charging a bigboi capacitor (thus the high freq sound) and discharging it. HVGs used in tasers and shock batons difference is they do the discharging with pulse width modulation (thus the pulsing cracking noise it generates) . real HVGs use PWM because if they do discharge all those KVs all at once it'd simply unalive a person.
If you're the only one in the picture, you're automatically the tallest person.
No shit Sherlock Holmes
Camera that shoot all the people in the picture besides you
And the shortest
Clearly, the only solution is murder.
Solution: Kill the other people
At least you didn't make a camera that detonates small amounts of plastic explosives strapped to a person's kneecaps just to make them shorter.
Yeah see that would get him those views and all!
Tanerite is a lot cheaper lol
@Silly Nilly That no problem if he don't test it on us
Everyone: friend
Michael: test subject
I love when Michael has test subjects❤
make a robot that grabs your feet when they aren’t under the blanket
That's so bad xD
That would be so terrifying omg
I already have one but it’s not a robot and it’s invisible
Yes
Yes lmao
One of the tags for the video is “educational”.
Why does that surprise you? It's a very educational video
It is educational tho
i learned to don't be Michael's closest friend.
I learned to fear the "Reeves laugh"... ISN'T THAT EXCITING?!
I'm learning lots!
I never realized that Michael is this fun psychopath, i love it
JFC I laughed too hard at this, absolutely epic AF
make a garden sprinkler system that turns towards the person when they walk by it
Yes this must happen
Genius.
YES
This is actually a good suggestion
No no make a sprinkler system that aims at whoever steps in its grass
"I didn't graduate college and I had to lie to graduate high school"
Me: seems legit
My brain: b u t I t d o e s n t
“William Oscan and Cameraman John are a gay couple and adopted Michael Reeves”
Me: f u n n y
People in the comments: no
Why the bubblegum dumb fuck was this necessary
Yeah just reading this confused me
So he only graduated grade school?
It's been a while since an ad has made me genuinely laugh. OMG the early onset alzheimers got me! 🤣🤣🤣
Mr. Beast has friends, Michael Reeves has test subjects. "You can't bring yourself up by bringing others down."Mykull: 'hold my camera".
This whole channel is an excuse for Michael to electrify people
And make CZcams buddies
I think we're all pretty okay with that, save for like 6-10 very specific people
969 likes.. I really wanna like
What do you think the point of being smart, sarcastic, and having a CZcams channel
michael*
4:58 I love how his scream of pain rapidly turns into insane laughter as he realizes that what he has created finally works for its intended purpose.
ohnoo🤣🤣
One of the reasons why he's one of my favorite CZcamsrs. He's so hilarious but terrifying and the two traits blend together so seamlessly
Jesus christ that was terrifying
czcams.com/video/d1YBv2mWll0/video.html
Gives the same vibes as the dark knight's joker laugh when he's in pain
5:05 anyone else realise the energy drinks pile getting bigger lol
This is next NEXT level Napoleon Complex content.....also I'm tm'ing that Michael.
"He's got a hernia, michael!"
"Well i dont rlly know what a hernia does-"
Same energy as: "This sign can't stop me because I can't read!"
Michael is literally a villain. I mean look at his JOY at his friends pain.
That isn't a villain that's a true friend
Foxton Delta *y e s*
Abigail Barraza you are obviously female
@@godemperortrump6932 lmao nah, I'm the only dude named Abigail
Abigail Barraza are you sure if you were a dude you would understand
7:51 Scarra's voice when he said "you guys are bitches" was the funniest
As a shorter individual can totally relate to the leg room thing, but still just fit on a twin bed so if I move down a little my foot starts to go off the bed
Random high thought
"So what did you do this weekend?"
"I was electrocuting myself at 5AM"
Kinky
"me am robot man, me do robot thing, fix problem"
-Michael Reeves 2019
420 like and first comment
Nice
Some day it will be inscribed upon a statue that towers above us all.
Cos it's tazing us.
"leg armpit"
- Michael Reeves 2019
Michael: But Michael, it kinda seems like your just coming up with another excuse to tase people
Also Michael: ✨yes✨ (1:13)
scara: resists falling
michael: *and i took that personally*
Next video: "A machine that forces everyone within a mile to kneel before me"
What a beautiful machine
@@dragonsdream4236 chew
Thats a nuclear bomb
Micheal will become a supervillian
Just be a american cop
This man could be getting millions, but opts to taze his friends. Mad respect
It's not about money, it's about... sending a message.
It’s not about the money we made, but the fun we had tazing people along the way
@@Silverwind87 The message is that pain is funny
I'd rather have money than a message
This is how he gets his millions.
This is the best frickin thing I have ever seen.
To be real with you I need this camera now I need to be tall for once.
0:05 that speaks to me as a short person my self it’s beautiful to see tall people in pain
Michael Reeves: if Dr Doofenshmerts had a Napoleon complex
LOL Underrated comment! 😂
So that's what happens when Perry retires...
And Napoleon stature
This is very True
jawohl
this guy is what people mean when they say "chaotic evil"
chaotic neutral because he does this for us
chaotic good
@@lea-ct4uo he is still enjoying it
Chaotic neutral because he does this both for his own gain and for his viewers
Lawful evil
micheal: now that that is done the rest is super easy
*continues to do lots of fast motions and complicated stuff*
Oh lord I just realized that the background music is a Lamp remix. Micheal's a true man of culture.
It’s funny how he uses trial and error to find out the muscle groups instead of looking up, “ what muscle group bends the knee” (Hamstrings)
He needs the content lol
Content babey
He’s a true scientist
*Leg armpit
it's also funny how he uses trial and error instead of turning up the voltage because that does the same thing
So is this what would happen when a gremlin has a degree in electrical engineering?
No, thisis what happens when your halfling kinds get into contact with technology
@@brandonthegrey a chaotic neutral halfling who isnt exactly sure what the difference between neutral and evil is but knows he likes other people being in pain
@@brandonthegrey I was gunna say he might not know what a halfling is till I saw his username
You're just pointing out what has happened my friend
Gnomes.
good job bro, keep the good work
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