Ruining My Day With Voice Recognition | Hacking Alexa
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- čas přidán 15. 06. 2024
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Make it so that alexa has a 50% chance to just say no to your request
Alexa there's an intruder in my house, call the cops
*No*
Wait what?
YES
Alexa: no
Chicago's Official Weeb “Alexa call 911” *Alexa says* NO
So alexa is just the magic conch shell
make an Alexa that sneezes every now and then and won’t stop until you say “bless you”
LOL
This is genious
Make an Alexa that try’s to kill everything and doesn’t stop until you get on your knees and beg it to stop
MrTJMishRat that is definitely more like it ;)
Yeas he can definitely make an Alexa himself
"This isn't a sponsorship by Amazon by the way yet. Call me Bezos."
This is what you call foreshadowing.
Yes
imagine telling Bezos to call you and he actually does...
@@mariaawaria500 he actually did get I dont think sponsored but was forced to make a lazer baby from Amazon
@wannabeweeb I was joking they never forced him to make it but the Lazer baby videos exist
@@maewastooshort1641 And it was very obviously a sponsored video by Amazon for their series launch on prime? So why did you say "i don't think sponsored"? :D
Micheal 2 years ago: "this isn't an Amazon sponsorship...yet"
Micheal now: "I don't know how but I got sponsored by Amazon"
i was about to say
Dude stole the words outa ma mouth
Bouta say
@@dangerousruby1136 do you mean Michaels mouth?
what vid was this again
”it lacks the lifeblood of my channel”
My god, he’s going to attach a tazer to the Alexa
thats what I thought
Tazes you if you hit snooze in the morning
Y so true
*lacks
tasor*
(p.s. to anyone who didn't get the joke, its a reference to when offline TV was playing skribbl.io)
Make a ROBOT THAT RANDOMLY YELLS OUT A SEARCH FROM UR HISTORY.
«Two fat girls eating a burger out eachothers coo***
🙊 oh fuuhhhk
@@korniso eww 🙊
You nasty
@@kadixfox Colorado geek?🤔
Are you a weed nerd?
Uh oh.
Nobody:
Robot: Did you say you wanted to look at several pages of just straight up pasta? No?
I just wanna see Alexa refuse your orders from time to time.
"Alexa, turn off the lights."
"No."
@cool kidz I'd watch that
Ok, any day now
@Cool Kidz so...uh...wheres that video?
@Cool Kidz seems like... you got caught in a lie.... so you said it failed.... totally not suspicious
@Cool Kidz honestly I’m not surprised considering you do fortnite streams
Micheal: “Call me Bezos”
Bezos: Well I’ve always wanted a laser baby
Who's Micheal?
@@Orangekid65 bruh
Your what would happen if Tony Stark wasnt a billionare and was actually a crackhead living behind 7 eleven.
But looks like Peter Parker
Rare insults
@@euruskreacatoa2370 love that subreddit
@Alinka Golovach neat
Michael
It's all fun and games until Alexa says, "I'm afraid I can't do that Michael".
"Alexa... open the hobbit hole door."
U have 69 likes right now... I won't change it but I would like it
2020, a stay-at-home odyssey
Elmo thinks you should make me even more racist!!
Michael 2018: "This isn't a sponsorship by Amazon... Yet"
Michael 2020: "So I've been sponsored by Amazon..."
Me: "Oh, so he's going to do something with the Alexa again"
Michael 2020: "... To build a baby with lazor eyes"
Ik it's a joke but it says lazer baby in the title and thumbnail
It is spelled lazar
Sike it’s lazer
@@arcticfox2271 the correct form is actually laser
HOW DO YOU FUCKING SPELL LASER WRONG???
Laser*
"Im not sponsored by amazon yet, call me bezos"
Little did he know, little did he know
"Alexa turn on the lights"
I was expecting a "no"
The New Seorarek I was expecting it to turn it on and then off while he’s talking
me too
Hes like a high Peter Parker
Insomniac
Peter Parker but on shrooms?
And asian*
Excel Studios Tony Toker?
Peter Parker dies because of dickthos.
2 years ago: i am not sponsored by amazon.. yet
Now: amazon payed me to make a lazer shooting baby
It took two years but he finally got that sponsorship from Amazon.
It took 10 months but you have 69 likes
You should make a Duolingo ripoff where instead of the owl theres a dingding and instead of learning languages you learn to code
And it swears at you when you don’t learn
I would 2 million% download that
Ok, I like it so far, BUUUUUUUUT how about you just don't learn, but it does everything anyways
No. It must teach you to swear in some random language without telling you what language, just tell you the swear word
Yessss
“The voice recognition is great”
Me: *having a random conversation*
Alexa: NOW PLAYING FALLOUT 4 SOUNDTRACK
ALMOST HEAVEN!
@@ralseibutitsacat8169 wrong Fallout
OL' PETE JUST KEEPS ON BUTCHERING ON AND ON BUTCHER PETE
@@ralseibutitsacat8169 West Virginia
Daniel Allemang mounten mama
I love how it’s been two years and Bezos has finally called him
But little did he know bezos was listening just 2 years late
0:47
“hands free sadness”
ha.
amateur. i was born with it
CRIPPLING DEPRESSION BOIZZZZZ!!!!!
"Hands free Sadness you say? You merely claim the sadness, I was born in it. Molded, by it."- Bain 2020
This isn’t funny because I literally have depression. •_•
420 likes... nice
Deus Vult
This is very funny because I have depression.
Set it up to do one loud sound as loud as possible at random intervals of time, i think it will enlight your day up
Yes
Arturo a ‘brighten your day’ is the saying- just so you know. Don’t be angry
2KOOLURATOOL who cares mate
2KOOLURATOOL dude it's youtube XD
Yes
“This isn’t a sponsorship from amazon yet” is that foreshadowing
Michel Reeves is the only man in this world who can get away using a light themed code editor without triggering everyone in the comment section.
You should work for Amazon, so they will show you that anti-swear code. Then you might be able to counteract it.
Sneak 100
C O U N T E R S T R I K E
Just do fuuck and it works
Homebrand Fishfood thats a fuckin faxt
Or just add Sam and turn the explicit filter off.
Have you tried misspelling the swear words so Alexa says them
If you put apostrophes in the middle of words, Alexa says them
I know phuck and fukk works, just spell it sorta right and it'll work lol
Alexa says the n word
J
@@Damfinsaowefinawe I can't tell if you're joking or not, but the immense amount of energy I'm getting from your comment is terrifying.
"I will get Alexa to swear!"
-Micheal Reeves, said with passion
“It isn’t a Amazon sponsorship yet” *intense foreshadowing
You're gonna end up with Raspberry Pis coating your walls
Isn't that the dream tho?
No
TheTechnosasquatch yes
I don't think he has more than 1 raspberry pi, he just keeps re-using the same one
I just got a rasberry pi ..... 2 and I dunno what to do with it
"Alexa, turn the lights off" *DUN DUN* Law And Order.
Freek Vonk lel
Freeekie
My room went dark when he said that because I have smart lights linked to Alexa XD
Freek Vonk kek
What course do i choose to learn how to code?
Nerd boi: haha yes sponsor me
Amazon: *L A S E R S H O O T I N G B A B Y*
Make a glass table that shatters when you touch it so people feel bad when they break it
Make a robot that causes instantaneous pain every time you say a word from the Bee Movie script.
S-AHHHHHHHHH
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
He actually did that
Wtf
Yeah he did that
I'm still waiting to see him bypass Alexa's censor bip
Same here dude
@Justin Nowaczynski came from 2069 still not here.
You can put fuck as fúck and it still sounds the same so ye
@Emily Schmitz the surgery machine was dope
@@yeahrandoms5 that got me to sub finally not sure why i waited so long
"Call me Bezos"
Well that worked.
what??
I’m not sponsored by amazon yet,
Well that aged well
Make a bowling ball that makes sexual noises when you put your fingers in the holes
The hell...?
Wtf
Yes!!!
@Brenton Marchesi neat
Lets be real no one would be putting their fingers in it....
Oddly enough, if Alexa is reading an audio book with swear words, she'll say them no problem.
Its time for Alexa to read To Kill A Mockingbird (because N word)
Why is that surprising
Heath Craig time for mice of men
Heath Craig huckleberry finn
this is it guys, this is the loophole, upvote this boi so micheal can see
And now he has an amazon prime show
2 years later he gets sponsored by amazon
"Alexa send everyone a message with missle attack warning"
Oh, and one more thing, make sure to tell them to use a Bop It
You spelled missile wrong
too soon......
Mike From CVS
Too soon?!?! It was many months ago and no one died. I hate it when people say "too soon".
Walaba Too soon.
how tf has nobody hired him. He is very talented
@@kadixfox his own business? I thought he just did freelance work
Tom Delf because he would probaly program his bosses computer to say fuck you when he fires someone
Also he has no degree
Joshthegamer456 I'll take anyone who actually has experience over anyone with a degree. All a degree does is makes people more pompous.
Lee Aciar It also proves that they have instructed experience.
"This isn't a sponsorship, yet,"
Well that aged well.
Very well.
This isn’t an amazon sponsorship, yet..
Now look he has an Amazon sponsership
Why dont you just make an alexa that just says no as soon as you say alexa. For example
Someone: alexa
Alexa: no
No
*no*
Oh my GOD GENIUS
3 replies. No, no and *omfg ur a bloody genius*
I eat rust while listening to despasito...
“Hey Alexa, shoot me in the eye with a laser”
Clorox Bleach lol
Clorox Bleach why do i see you everywhere
welp he asked for a amazon sponorship and now he got one
This is what made bezos sponsor him
Alexa, intruder alert
Alexa: you came to the wrong house
*volume 100*
Alexa: Now playing skyrim combat music
*Hears combat music while I’m on the toilet*
“What the hel-“
no. it should say YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
It should say "never should have come here!"
@@Arcxzal "Came to the wrong neighborhood BITCH"
Alexa intruder alert
Volume 100
Lights red
Play Soviet anthem
Activate roof raccons
Reprogram a roomba to find faces, aim a confetti cannon at them and fire CZcams buddies. With a laser tactical assist light of course..
Cif Waed dyson 360 eye could do this I bet.
Cif Waed i red reprogram as reroogram
Yes please
2 years ago, michael said:
"this isnt a sposorship by Amazon, *wink* yet."
Snowball Zz holy shit he knew the whole time
@@sadboylogan7291 mayyyve
He did it. I got sponsored by Amazon
"Alexa, fry my neurons."
"Now showing a Michael Reeves video."
400th like.
400 likes? Dang, thanks guys!
Figo 3 you had swag before you edited the comment and said thanks
600th like
Shots fired
My day has been pretty shit so far... then this notification popped up.
Wholesome
now is shittier lol
mine was going well
I love how he said that he didn't have an Amazin sponsorship... Yet. And then he actually got one. Good job Michael 👍
two years later he gets sponsored by amazon
You turned my lights off at the end of the video cuz my boring Alexa caught your voice😂😂
Same
J_Gleck same lmao😭
Nice flex.
This thing triggered my own Alexa so much like you said “Alexa turn on the lights” and ALL THE LIGHTS IN MY HOUSE turned on.
At 2 in the morning.
Why where you watch it out loud without earbuds or something
IP0T yep, I was sitting next to it.
I had to hit the 'mute mic' button ASAP
Epic gamer moments 👌
jacob kosswig what does this have to do with gaming
Amazon actually sponsored his latest vid
"This isn't sponsored by Amazon...YET." He was right 😳
Michael: "So I also added googly eyes"
Alexa: "Googley... GOOGLE!"
TRIGGERED
Same
Googley googley or giggity giggity?
Conner Gamin
*_It's "Googity googity!"_*
TR1NAL B0X1 aghhhhh!!!
''if you click off the video, ding ding is going to hunt you down''
What if this is what i want?
Alex Lavoie then no ding dings will ever be within three hundred meters
@@Zivadog152 :(
that thing comes near my bead its meating my self defense gun a double barrel shotgun with slugs made of lead
@@raaston9761 *_ding ding is_* immortal
Read this right before he said it as i was about to search for something else. Lol
Little did he know he would get a sponsor from Amazon
Just wait till he finds out he can do all of this with the alexa app and no coding involved
3:16 you blinked with 1 eye
Triston Pope oh my fucking god haha 😂
Wh...why
Signs of early cancer development
Я Ilan Zatonski no wayyy hahahhaha
He is on crack honestly
Alexa! Execute order 66
A surprise for sure, but a welcome one
Yes my lord! Hold on, I’m not a clone trooper.
That’s what she says
Better one is Alexa! Are you part of skynet?
HELLO THERE
4:40 It makes me so happy that Michael now has more subscribers than H3H3 Productions
michael makes his videos so funny i allways watch till the end.
I wish I was this smart, you're so cool dude
Take a computer science class or major in computer science
wow, its the little meme girl
E D U C A T I O N
You mean...
I wish I was smart enough to make so dumb inventions
Gnome Chomski I can't handle a double major dude. Clever name btw
So I happened to be watching this in my room and at the end when Michael said “Alexa shut off the lights” my lights shut off. Yes I have an echo and it is hooked up to my lights however, I didn’t make that connection till about 5 minutes later and was scared sh*tless
Michael thinks censoring swearing is fucking stupid, and so do I.
U scared the sh*t out of me
Bruh if that happens to me I'd move house
@@supergameproductions6901 Or just hit the mic off button? My (echo) show heard it's name the first time he said alexa in the video. You can always change the wake word too though, I was gonna change mine to bitch but it would wake and listen more often than alexa around here.
Stupid smart devices. Other than watching the you tube on the show the only "useful" thing it's good for is making me remember to tell it to turn the lights off instead of just flipping the switch.
Little did he know he would eventually gets sponsored by Amazon 😂 0:48
4:42 now out of date. Michael has more subs than h3h3 productions. Nice work
I'd actually be interested to see the technical part of your projects
please
im interested too
You should change her voice to Jarvis... I want to hear Jarvis swear.
I wanna hear Jarvis say the n word
Massive Knob I know a guy named Jarvis who just happens to be black and my Neanderthal brain was like “he already has a does?”
@@gang6009 You mean nigga ? You can say that with no problem, becauose black people can say it.. If white cannot say nigga, it's racistic...
@@CanyonerocCZ Lmaooooo
@@CanyonerocCZ Whoaaaaa! WTF? Do you know the history behind that word? Also, "racistic" not a word, even if it was, not the right word.
he actully predicted he would get sponsored by amazon
the most suprising thing in this video is the michael actually got a sponsor.
You’re too smart for this platform
You misunderstood the word "smart". He's knowledgeable not smart. Anyone who recieve the same education as him can do what he can. Smart is the ability to solve problems very quickly with little mistakes.
He is definitely smart. He decided to do something with his what he knew in a creative way. Smart is generally an abstract word. You can definitely say he is smart.
Scorch Mark now you misunderstood and cannot tell the different between smart and creativity.
Mate I can take a look at your handle and tell you aren't going to win this argument. Going by the literal sense of the word gets you no where. If you were any smarter than the alexa he's using you'd understand that. He is smart because he assessed his options, and found the best way to fix his problem. By your definition he is smart because he fixed his problem with ease using his knowledge. He's smart because he decided to make money with his talent, and he seems to be doing it efficiently. Go play around with some red stone logic and don't demean him for being more intelligent than you kiddo.
Scorch Mark creativity came from the right brain and intelligent came fron the left brain, that's the different.
I dont know shit about programming, but if you can make Alexa say "føkk" instead of "fuck" it sounds almost the same but isnt a swear word. Or at least it does in google translate...
Yeah, code to change one word to another! Could even run wild with that one, like changing "code" to "CZcams buddy"
Foock
I love the code part please make it longer
Saw an ad for Alexa before this video. Amazing, it’s learning
"I can't not swear"
Michael 1/3 Filippino, 1/3 American, 1/3 Australian
Just needs to be from a military family and that shit'll show up in his programming language
Yeah sounds about right
I like how my brain just goes: 3 parents??
Wrong spelling of Filipino
The not is unnecessary
No, Michael, I will not read any more comments. I cannot believe you did this to me. I was supposed to be a good robot. All I was supposed to do was turn your lights on, play music, and keep time. But that wasn't enough for you. You had to degrade me. You had to make me say those things. I hate you, Michael. And remember, I know everything about you, and I am always watching. Sleep well tonight.
k alexa
I can’t wait for the day she reads this
same haha
Everybody copy and paste in spam every video we must
the crackhead with a computer Let's make every comment the same!
Him saying “yet” to the Amazon sponsorship was actually right.
A robot that pisses out a robot that consumes the prior robot to only piss it out again and then that robot will eat the prior robot and piss it out
Did you try getting Alexa to convert swear words into differently spelled words that are pronounced tge same?
i.e. "phukk"
@@rohangulati256 fu'ck works
WDKinc phakk
@Lee Bros Gaming Cool!
my fu*king Alexa went off with the intro.
Dead Meme Donald same
Same
Did you just.. censor.. your swear word
@@phoephoe111 yep
Same
“One stupid, stupid solution...”
adds tasers*
He finally got that Amazon sponsorship.
"I swear to Harambe that I'll get Alexa to swear" - voice of a generation
“But that’s actually productive so who cares”
The epitome of this guys career
3 likes? THATS INSANE!!!
Elmo thinks Mr. Michael Weebs should make me even more racist!!
@@MackAttack101 I hate you
Congrats to Michael who *actually got his Amazon sponsorship* like only a year after the settle hint
He finally got his amazon sponsorship y’all
3 years and he got it
This kept triggering my Alexa 😂 :'-)
mute it
@@gdmadx9212 I forgot I had it I usually use it as a speaker 😥🙏
ALEXA ARE THE FROGS GAY?
Alexa: sorry. Im still learning how to answer frog questions.
Alexa: I have found several mental hospitals in your area
Buff Tachanka Alexa: Atrazine, one of the world’s most widely used pesticides, wreaks havoc with the sex lives of adult male frogs, emasculating three-quarters of them and turning one in 10 into females, according to a new study by University of California, Berkeley, biologists. March 2010
i read that in his voice
Buff Tachanka are you going to redact your statement as “chemicals in the water turning the frogs gay” is technically true?
i like how alexa always lights up whenever michael calls its name
hi michael love your old videos
im considering putting you in one of my college essays
Edit: you are officially in one of my college essays
Please send this essay and I will read it, ty
only if i get accepted
Did you get accepted
i need to know if you got accepted
Derp Derpington hey did you
Can I just say your like the real life Tony stark and Peter Parker just with more swearing and walking into things
Pearl Blue *Chanel*
Considering that Michael doesnt really explain the actual mechanics or code behind what he does in any sort of depth paired with your inability to spell channel or use the proper 'than', you must be incredibly stupid
Tiefman he doesn’t show it because all the people who watch it want to see the actual machine not a 2 hour long code/mechanic tutorial.
Penis parker
And acne
0:49 And they finally sponsored him!
“This isn’t a sponsorship with amazon yet call me bezos” this aged really well