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The problem with putting only Michael on Michael's team is there's no one to tell him no
I say let him be free, the more unhinged the better >:3
And that’s exactly what his videos are-
Michael: I just turned a toaster into a flame thrower!
Yeah he over Michaeled it
They put Michael alone because they were scared that if he had a few more hands he would have made a working pirate ship, classic michael
a pirate ship?
thats too basic!
he would make an entire aircraft carrier with working planes
Straight up would have eneded up building a SHIELD Heli-carrrier.
If michael had a team he would of made a speed boat out of parts from the boston dynamics dog
My guy would do a whole man'o'war
@redgrimz yes. Just yes.
seeing michael help everybody made me realize they should make an episode where everyone gets to build a project with michael
that sounds really cute and fun tbh! hes such a good teacher
Genius
Would most definitely end up with Michael creating something dumb and fun hahah
Having only seen Michael terrorize the house with tasers I'd love to see this be an actual video
OTV SCIENCE FAIR!!!
this is the closest thing to a micheal reeves video we are getting in probably like a year
FACTS
Real
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it’s been 4 years since he last posted 😭
sad but true
The genuine fear in Michael’s eyes when Lily tries to use power tools. 😂
😂😂😂
One of the only times I've seen him break character. He seems so sweet.
@@Samuel-th6fw he cares about her a lot and she cares about him. Their relationship is very sweet.
the only sane/rational response lol, there's literally a chance you can cut your finger off, if not cutting your flesh down to the bone. These aren't random, one-in-a-million traumatic stories, that shit happens regularly. I've seen an older man with a nail straight through his thumb because he wasn't used to the nail gun, and was casually trying to use it to build stuff
@@organizerbmo yeah i cut a chunk off my finger with a pressure washer
Team 1: Door!
Team 2: Raft!
Team Michael: *furiously cranking gas powered weed eater*
why do so many people call it a weed eater, It is a weed Wacker change my mind
@@i_like_bread8835 They mean the same thing, just different states from the south and West will call it a Weed Eater.
@@inaccurate5358 it wacks weeds it doesn’t eat them
The fucks a weed eater, mate that's a fuckin whipper snipper.
@@i_like_bread8835let them have fun
Michael not letting Lily use the saw alone was such an adorable thing -- *stares in "youre gonna hurt youself and ill feel bad about it"*
Hurt urself and feel bad about it?
dude she gonna cut her limb off. The amount of people that got their finger or sth cut off from improper use of tools is huge😭
@@prumchhangsreng979just look at Jodi. She’s got a power saw in her hands mid cut, and she’s looking at the sky saying “I can’t look at it, I’m scared”. Do you think that not knowing where the spinning blade is makes anything more safe?! You don’t even know if you’re about to chop your hand off, or anyone else’s!
@@thomasminnick7019 Plus the fact that her hair isnt tied back. OSHA really needs to shut OTV down.
@@colbygordon6936I hope your joking
@@seigemalonegamesOsha violations are no joking matter, kid.
Imagine if Michael simply spent 5 minutes on a paddle, he wouldve 100% won it
yea but wheres the fun in that
It is alright though michael probably never even thought about winning the thing. :)
He won in my heart
The Jody, Lily, Toast team had me hyped when they picked up a door; followed swiftly by an abundance of panic when they suggested cutting down a hollow-core door.
Titanic strat it made me imagine the Jack+Rose final moments hahahha
And the fact that they put their buckets in the center instead of the sides, I was thinking they were going to flip over in the water
And then when Jody operated a circ saw with all ppe but her hair hanging down. So many mini heart attacks
They have the same door on my room, I can confirm it's a terrible door. It's currently delaminating
@@user-nz2ct2xb8r The fact that they flipped it actually worked in their favor. The hollow door served as a ballast and kept it stable, while the buckets kept it (mostly) above water.
The fact that they had to keep Michael by himself is just proof of his sheer power. The man cannot be stopped
and he still helped the both team tho.
if someone was put on his team, he would have made them hold a screwdriver and put them in the corner so that they wouldn’t ruin his dream boat
if he had done a paddle instead he would have won haha. He went for it though gotta respect it
@@user-nz2ct2xb8r lmao i can see that happening😂
Well said
When you have a whole Home Depot at your disposal, you can make anything float. Michael was the only one who thought about maneuverability, but his understanding of how paddling works was soooo flawed haha. They put Sydney on a floating death trap that she pulled off with athleticism alone... what a queen
I love that Michael would have totally won if he just used a paddle. That’s just how he is
Should of got a leaf blower and an umbrella instead
What if he gets like a pressure washer or something
@@techtutorial9050 should work in theory, you'd want a wide end nozzle to maximize the surface area of the impact for acceleration though
@@matthewpinn4 a boat can't blow it's own sail.
@@Zanroffnot with that attitude
"Need to feed your family of four?... Mulch." Michael's sinister sense of humor just gets me.
you can feed more than a family of four, call your neighbors! mulch is on sale 3 bags for 10$
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i just knew once the text about the advertisment for mulch showed up, michael would say something absolutely horrible about eating mulch 💀
Do you think i still have a hope? I nees 3 second to laugh at that? So im not that much of pshy- smoked some weed right?
Can we just have Michael give these guys a crash course through your basic power tools😂 Jesus christ. It would be a great episode honestly.
Yeah, dress Michael up like a shop teacher and have them make some furniture and get judged on it, that would be pretty fun.
Michael teaches Shop Class 101.
Michael teaches OTV how to man heavy machinery 🥰🥰🥰
I'd like to see that too. I had my Dad and my shop teacher teach me and I'd like him to walk them through a small project.
that does sound great
Michael is the embodiment of the phrase "In striving to do great, we fail to do good."
Michael having the best plan and worst execution is perfectly on brand
11:16 Michael already knew Lily wouldn't survive operating construction tools but seeing her reaction after he turned it on for a second just reconfirmed his fears and he immediately told her "NO" when she tried to take it back lol
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wow really??
@@naws69 he’s a detective
The way Michael’s pidgin came out when he was explaining his boat.
nice
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Michael doing the job for them because he didn't want them to get hurt is always great
I love that Michael designed the most practical/efficient boat out of the 3 groups yet sort of skimmed through the whole propulsion part of the design process
Toast's, lily's, and Jodi's plan: door with buckets attached
Scarra's, Sydney's, and John's plan: wood plank with buckets attached
Michael's plan: bucket with buckets attached
Buckets with power tool attached
Edit: accidentally spelt "attacked"
funnily enough looking at the clock if he didn't stick to the bit he'd have finished below 2 minutes lol
dont forget the weed whacker man
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Mary told Joseph she was pregnant and he asked her how it was possible she looked to the sky and replied "It was Him.". Then three strangers show up at the manger with gifts.
Hmm, which one is the baby's Daddy, certainly not Joseph or Him.
@@37sarcastic Ironically, you're calling a 14 year old girl a whore. Not to mention that it was more than 3 wise men, and most of the wise men actually arrived way after His birth.
The basics of christianity kinda tear your stereotypical black family analogy apart. And you look like a dick head for calling a 14 year old a whore. Tough shit.
I love how michael by far made the best boat there, but he couldn't be satisfyed with just beeing the best, he needed to be remembered, and even though his inovation failed, itll be remembered as the most epic boat ever
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IKR! He's a legend for that, he could've easily won if he used paddle because his boat was that practical, but he instead decided to be innovative for content, if it succeeded it would be amazing, if not, it'll still be funny af, and he didn't care at all that he lost time helping others, he's such a vibe!
*being.
I love michael’s “cristening” the comedic value of Michael is unlimited
Props to Sydney, she clutched that out like a champ. I love michael’s “cristening” the comedic value of Michael is unlimited.
Despite Micheal knowing a lot about engineering he manages to beat the odds and lose
His boat was the best though sadly the weedwhacker propeller didn't work
It's the classic engineer thing of wanting to do something cool instead of something simple
Impractical but awesome is his shtick
@@tieger237 I don't know about the power given to it, but the "propeller" was too small for it to work. but Michael's one was the best one xD
@@tieger237 His boat was still the fastest once he decided to paddle lol
Saw Micheal using a fan blade and started thinking about the efficacy of it as fans and props have very different curvatures and thought "Nah, he's way smarter than me." Ending had me shitting myself
Man had the best boat and the worst paddle
Man's a content machine lol
also the angle he had it in the water, so sad
Would probably work better if he even just had a bigger fan blade
@@sonofthesea9184 it just proves that sometimes bigger is indeed better
Props to the editors for using 'binks no sake' when toast started rowing 21:55
13:45 jodie just carrying the door gives me life lmfao. goofy jodi is getting me though my finals.
6:44 Michael sitting like that and making those noises is proof he is the neighbor's kid in adult form and I respect that
Micheal is smort and not demonic at all definitely
i have seen you everywhere
@@tanaykothapalli9870 it's a bot
michael is something else
and im not sure what
@@TheXshot it would have to be a real smart bot
Not only was Michael working alone, he was also helping other teams. Truly a chad
Honestly, it just looks like offlinetv is just a wholesome family having fun building.
We all know that if this video was recorded around this time, Michael would have chosen a PS controller for his ship...
Sydney is straight up one of the most athletic person in offline tv😂
Probably shared first place with Michael, maybe even higher than him because he´s so smol 😀
@@helloman3676 ??? she did track in hs
@@helloman3676 im black and SLOW. her race got nth to do with it.
if being able to stand up paddle board is athletic im usain bolt
@@helloman3676 ???????
Michael's raft with Sydney/John/Scarra's paddle would have been the optimal arrangement for this one. The leaf blower propeller idea was still big brain tho.
It just needed to be fixed and in the right angle to work.
it made the video forsure! if only he screwed it in the opposite direction!!!
@@nickmilo932 It seemed like it wasn't pushing hard enough. He eventually got it aimed the right direction but it still didn't work well. I'm guessing it has to do with propeller vs fan geometry and/or water vs air.
a leaf blower would have kicked ass
@@marcusb7493 exactly. I was yelling at my screen saying that he needs to get a leaf blower
I was initially confused why Michael was alone, but then I remembered he's not just a crackhead, he's also a fucking engineer
A good idea would be to have put some rocks inside each bucket. This submerges it slightly and makes it more stable. It will prevent the boat from flipping up and down from your own weight
Also water, water is surprisingly heavy
11:00 as someone who does actually know how to use all of those tools, Michael's fear when Lily picked up the Sawsall was truly relatable.
honestly! and a sawzall can be scary even when you do know how to use it
yeah it aint something you want to mess with
I mean who wasn't
Lilly asking Michael how to use a power tool and him immediately not wanting her to use one was so cute
Also sad Michael only failed due to the size of his fan
Well that, and the fact his launch wasn't reliable enough. Syd had almost completed the whole thing by the time Michael got his fan going brrrrr
The genuine fear in his eyes when he looked at her after seeing her reaction lmao
@@Pingviinimursu they kinda fucked him with when they started his time. he only had a hand on the boat when everyone else got to get fully on
Also the type of fan blade. It had too much angle as well as how it was oriented
@@kjkj2322 it’s all fun tho so nobody really cares that much
The fact Michael is by himself and has to help the other teams is crazy
19:10 michael: i christened you “smacks water bottle on the boat”
Michael won in my heart, did a lot of good work helping the other teams with power tools and tried to challange himself beyond just being solo by motorizing his boat.
also his boat was much better than the others, and if he used a paddle from the start he would definitely have won
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I think using different sized groove wheels, a rubber hose, bigger fan blades, and making a hand crank would've been awesome for his raft. Tiring, but awesome.
I adore the juxtaposition of the professional manner of the other teams combined with 0 idea of what they’re doing, against micheal’s trash heap crack head comedy combined with terrifying unhinged genius not limited by osha
Dude, I literally cried out of laughter when Michael's turn came up, this is just gold, I love u guys tysm
Syd stance while paddling is just too funny
For real! 😂
A true slav squat
she getting that core workout
Its also very hard to maintain
watching Lily pick up that sawzall and then a circular saw while Micheal looked terrified is so accurate. hand tools are scary in the wrong hands
The only thing stopping a power tool from being a power weapon is the person using it
That’s a funny way of saying “he was worried for his girlfriend” but I guess that works 😅
@@aprilblenk I'm not saying he wasn't worried for his girlfriend lol that much was very clear. my point was that power tools are dangerous especially when used by someone without experience.
I love Micheal’s concern for Lily with the power tools
Lmao, playing bink's sake for Toast's voyage was so perfect
Michael's raft honestly works awesome. Like, if he just had a better paddle, his would've been freaking insane
facts
best boat worst paddle
paddle matters more i guess
ok
if he decided to instead just make a paddle, he would have come out first, bit this result was just so much better if i do say so myself 💀
Michael went from being on his own team to carrying the other teams.
look you can see their feet
@@madi5275 and your weird
@@madi5275 why did you bring that topic up?
Toast and Lily have such a sibling dynamic. 8:21 felt like a argument id have w my sister
Sydney looked so cool rowing the boat they made, and it worked so well too. Toast, Lily and Jody's team speaks unity and Michael, considering he was alone did a pretty awesome job as well. This was such a fun video!
Sydney's ability to balance on that boat is very very impressive
literally, idk how she did it but she was amazing 😭
Where did Sydney get the leg strength to carry the whole team in that crouch position 😂
She thicc
At least we all know Michaels next video is going to be making that boat work really well
Dude like actually 😂 fokk yaahhhh
Toast on the door, Jodi saying she'll let go and Toast saying "DO NOT LET GO" is giving me Titanic vibes xDDDDD
good on michael for still helping the others with the power tools even being on his own with limited time
They may have the power of friendship, but Michael has the power of being himself. Can't wait to see what he does!
Well you must be disappointed
@@Imnotracistiswear Well you win some you lose some...
@@Imnotracistiswear nah tbh it is exactly what you should expect a great idea but scuffed execution which makes for the best content!
The weedwacker wasn't the only thing that overcooked.
@@extoide9646 the true engineering experience
Mahn IDEK why, but Sydney paddling on the raft she made with John and Scarra feels like a life lesson to me 😭👏
she was so powerful, the stance, the quads, the balance, no hesitation
On God
"when you don't think you're going to make it, just try and see how far you can go, you might be surprized at the outcome" type shit.
"we're split into a team of 3, a team of 3, and me by myself because they thought it would be more fair that way"
lmao they could all be one team against him and he would still make them look silly
0:20 makes sense, mr. reeves
3:26 mood
3:59 door
4:38 raft
5:18 machine stuff
9:08 LMAOOOOOOOO
11:17 michael's distrust xD
19:13 i christened you
21:46 'one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind' moment right here
23:37 i love how sydney just goes for it. i stan!
26:19 we saw the vision
28:02 salamat with an accent
Michael being everyone's dad is my favorite thing ever
OTV minus michael discovering construction tools is the highlight of my day
LOL i figured thats why they put him alone, hes so far ahead of them in the tools department
it was so painful to watch.... I was never taught how to use power tools but I was using them better when I was like 12 building stuff while my parents weren't home. Theres a cutting things and a button and a handle.... I really hope they were playing it up for the video lol
Michael's got this. Just so long as he keeps it practical w/ no whacky shenanigans or-- Is that a weed whacker?
22:16 Not the whale music laboo one piece ahhh the memories
Sydney KILLED it!! What a champ
LEGEND
@@OfflineTV uh 🦍
Props to Sydney, she clutched that out like a champ
The fact no one is talking about Bink's Brew playing while Toast is on the raft is amazing
Michaels Pidgin is immaculate it makes me proud to know that he knows
Scarra: You know dream also struggled with a mask LMAO 😂😂 13:10
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scarra is so real for that
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@@leedavid09probably the face reveal
Scarra was on it with the jokes this vid started out kinda shaky with the confederate flag joke
The instant reaction Michael had when Lily picked up the reciprocating saw was perfect. It's like her soul was drawn to the most dangerous tool on the table.
I am very surprised Otv got hacked
the distress from Michael with the “no.. no” at 11:10
Michael is on an entire different level of this challenge
everyone else is doing middle school projects, he's doing AP level
Yeah but he over thought the project , standard engineer thing.
The real superpower competence lol
I think if he used a leaf blower it would’ve been better then the weed wacker
9:14 “Oh, I stole these” I love how Michael casually steals things with no regard for it
I think he accidentally stole them, because it was in the bucket and he didn't remember checking it out. Just mentioning assuming you thought something else.
@@NiceEyeballs Michael has also admitted to being a bit of a klepto in some vlogs. Though it is usually in a pretty harmless things. But also I bet he got off on it a bit more than normal people would.
the fact that I think Michael is gonna win really proves something about him
I didnt even get to watch the latest video before they got hacked, sadge
Same
Michael never fails to single-handedly carry the video 😂
Something about seeing Syd on a raft all stanced up with the Moana music in the background is enough to get my sense of humor going
22:05 they thought we wouldnt recognize binks sake
Damn it, not OTV getting hacked
Michael protecting Lily from herself lmao
Scarra at 13:09 with the “You know Dream also struggled with a mask” was the funniest quote of the video for me
Brook's brink playing as they float is so funny LMAO
Not gonna lie this was so much fun and I had a lot of laughs. If they did this in a lake it would be EPIC. I hope they actually do it 😄
" To innovate you gotta try and to try you have to innovate, innovation takes time and effort the execution was there nothing was wrong" by Michael reeves a true engineer and poem writer truly magnificent.
If Sydney had Toast’s boat, she would have cleared the test in under a minute
Michael With Little Prep Time: A spectacular and entertaining failure
Michael With Prep Time: The ship's going.. TO THE MOON. I BUILT A SPACESHIP MOTHERFUCKERS.
Lol bold strategy for John to call nose goes when both his hands are full holding something lol hahahahah
I love the sequence from 11:02 to 12:36 because im a handyman myself and just michael rightfully being worried of lily's fear of the circular saw and telling her please dont use the hand saw and showing Lily and Jodi how to use it but there so scared. Its absolutely hilarious though i thought jodi would go more crazy lady maniac mode with the saw.
Couldnt believe they didnt realize that was a hollow door.
@@SolivagantCraig yeah I forgot myself since most doors now are done that way to be quick.
I love how Michaels main goal was to find a way to make something that required the least physical effort to use while the rest of them were trying to figure out what they can use as an oar 🤣
18:22 “I keep that thang on me” - Micheal Reeves
Sydney is a beast for those captain skills lmao. Absolutely badass.
Sydney absolutely crushed and her core did more work than the oar
Seeing this video made me realize that not everybody has the "I'll figure it out" mentality.
"Give me the fan blade" was so sinister in a funny way
I already know Michael is gonna slay.
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Agreed lol
his boat was the best the paddle didnt work
right
the fact that michael was put alone for a team and he still had to help the others lmao
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Everyone else: never used a power tool in their entire fucking lives
Michael “taserface” reeves: disassembling an entire weedwacker that runs on gasoline just for funsies
For Mikull, That has to be the best sailor I've ever seen. So, It would seem. Pirates of the Caribbean movie reference.
So funny, Michael's small speech gave me goosebumps lol. I'm a sucker for some emotional music and some failure.
INNOVATION TAKES TIME!!!
Do you know the name of the song that plays?
@@ruuuku8177 Look up 'Saudi Arabia Nokia Ringtone' It shouod be the first result
Thank you, OTV, for making a crappy few days more bearable. loved this video! ty!
thank u for watching