Pshh just cuz shes famous, well received, moderately wealthy, and conventionally beautiful doesn't mean she has everything. I bet she doesnt even have depression.
4:15 "OOH DUDE! You can-" "You-" "And you can-" "I-" "You can-" "Can-" "You can change the color too!" *_I felt Fed on 15 different parallel universes, damn that's deep..._*
@@hotaru25189 actually, She has a weapon most fitting for her strength and skill. She can literally swing it and it will do dmg. No need to worry about a technique since there is no edge. You just need to hit them with heavy bit. Even spear require more skill since i seen her attempts at using one
9:16 It’s a scam machine. Machines with “grand prizes” have options where you can rig them to be late or screw the player over so they won’t be able to get the prize. Owners so this all the time so don’t worry.
Every time I see Michael I think "Oh hey it's Harry Potter" I can't imagine how much of a nightmare his school-life must've been looking like Harry Potter.
seeing all the fun and happiness in their household is really nice and im happy for them but at the same time it makes me sort if sad at my lonesome self
They literally just brought in Michael to be their tech guy.
much like his vending machine idea, he charges in pain.
hah
and yet they're internet is still shit
Funny how the the tech mad scientist nerd has the worst internet and cam and mic for streams. You would expect the tech guy to have the best tech shit
Hello I am Michael from tech support your computer has virus
Imagine you're just waking up to a brand new day and the first thing that happens is a gremlin trying to expose your naked body for views
Lmao another underrated comment
content is contant lmao
@@OKIsushi1 i dont mean to be rude but...how did you spell content twice, but spelt it wrong one way
Yup
"What do you give a girl who has everything in her life"
Lily spitting facts
Pshh just cuz shes famous, well received, moderately wealthy, and conventionally beautiful doesn't mean she has everything. I bet she doesnt even have depression.
Nothing
@@DN-lo9hx the best Christmas gift
More
@@DN-lo9hx ma boi spittin fax
Yes, continue exploiting the filipino child. His fans are so content deprived, lily is watering our dry land.
Manem Jhefe accurate
we see him more on lily's channel than his own
Straight facts
Cierra Creek this is very poetic
the problem is that she is watering a desert, the land will never be satiated
no one:
lily: *must harass michael*
no, no, that's what we're all saying~
Milan I’m actually shocked the chemistry isn’t backwards
Boomer harrases 12yearold
It’s lily harassing Micheal little by little a bunch
Then Micheal harasses her a bunch at once with like tasers or some crap
As a michael i can confirm we get harassed alot but we kinda like it because we have low self esteem. helps make us feel wanted :P
I love that lily is calling people goblins now. Michael has such a way of getting people to say phrases
Yeah both she and Yvonne have started saying 'buddy' now lmfao
Ngl thats pretty quirky
He's a quirky goblin crackhead nightmare.
"Lies and deceit" - Lily, skydiving vid
*NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARENIGHTMARE NIGHTMARENIGHTMARE NIGHTMARENIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE*
Fed: "Wait he can be naked WTF"
Lily: "That's the idea"
Pineapple
this aged.... 😏
that's more content
@@-rheto-7837 well
Scarra’s smile while hearing the message was so precious, this is too wholesome
Don Scarra deserves that respect
Scarra looks like a new born baby smiling lol
i love scarA so much he’s so wholesome and shit sjfbdnd fkskxn help
czcams.com/video/7YL4Ad5v6A4/video.html | I’m sorry, I’m forced to do this
Offline tv members:don’t record secret Santa
Lily:it’s free real estate!
i’m pretty they just didn’t want to stream it
@@electerz4781 yeah youre pretty
Kaneggi thanks
Wtf
Ruthless business woman
4:15
" OOOH DUUUDE, DUUUDE WAIT, THAT'S SICK"
"She ca-"
"Dude, you ca-"
"you ca-"
"y-"
"and you ca-"
"and you can change the color too"
~fed
I feel called out
That's me every time I want to get in a conversation
We're all Fed
Backwords and your can hear it in the end he got sad
I have I special little place in my heart for fed.
3:57 THE PICTURE OF YVONNE IS JENNETTE MCCURDY LMFAO IM DYING
i know
@@certifiedcat6435 you see
@@certifiedcat6435 somehow the world change for me
@@certifiedcat6435 and be so wonderful
@@ytpineapple live life
Lily: if you were my friend you let me do this
Future Michael: ha ha jokes on you I’m not your friend I’m your boyfriend
Scarra is so cute ngl, he is like the friend everybody loves
Dude i know
I need a friend like him
He probably gives the best hugs 🥺
Scarra radiates good person energy
The friend everyone loves but no one likes :c
The only thing that sucks being like that is u never get a GF
*I know*
If ya wanna make more money using Michael, make him flex more
@@ethangoldsmith9332 GachiBass
@Ediwow Edinice r/whooosh
Ethan Goldsmith same
hyper venom R/ihavereddit
Jiren in your recommendations Haha yeah
fed recording lily: dude, you c-
you c-
y-
yo-
you ca-
you can c-
y-
you ca-
you can change colors too!
LMAO
he sounded more excited than lily
I felt so bad that he couldnt get a word in :(
I hate when this happens D:
i feel him
Micheal: *exists*
Lily: Im about to use this man's whole career.
Lily: Doesn't want to encourage Michael x Lily shippers
Also Lily: Gets more views when Michael is in her videos
Ruthless businesswoman wins out.
I feel bad admitting this because she's seemed a bit upset at it in some streams. But I'm only here for micheal.
same
@@EugeneGolden i'm definitely here for lily. Michael is fun too. But I think you're comment is pretty dumb.
@@benkimbell2487 your** I was here for Michael as well but have slowly grown attached to Lily.
Gh05t Parkour/Freerunning me too. I only found out about Offline TV because Michael joined.
Lily's main sources of content
-Michael
-Temmie
@Khaffit see shes a women of culturexd
Now she has two dogs
Borderline stalker interactive behavior toward Poki.
I assume you are cultured as you have kumiko from hibike! euphonium as your profile picture
This reminds me of a moment where she got Michael to play with Temmie and told the stream “I have content playing with content”
4:22 *"Fed Desperately Trying To Speak"* 6:04 *"Lily Desperately Trying To Speak"*
4:00 “or Yvonne”
*shows a picture of Sam from iCarly*
omg i know
listen to fed at 4:20, you can hear how many times he tries to talk lmaoo
yes
リリさん ー RIRISAN i found u
That's me
I expected a grey screen and "why are we still here" edit, but that is more like fed's videos
420
How fast Michael grabs his sheet as Lily is pulling it is a mood
Pretty sure the reason he did it that fast was because he was (probably) naked
4:15
"OOH DUDE! You can-"
"You-"
"And you can-"
"I-"
"You can-"
"Can-"
"You can change the color too!"
*_I felt Fed on 15 different parallel universes, damn that's deep..._*
Ik relatable
Yup
Aged like fine wine
@@gb-wx3dv stop throwing this everywhere Fed and Albert are in a video. We get it.
@@pogfection787 facts
2:55
Lily: "Toast did you have Fed?"
Toast: "Yes I did"
Fed: "Tie Fighter mode initiated"
3:59 so that's why Yvonne looks so familiar. She co-starred in icarly
i know right
The weapon in Lilly’s room really is symbolic of her personality
@@hotaru25189 she'll hurt herself trying to swing that thing for sure
She can't even throw a pillow, but at least we can rely on Micheal to tase any potential intruders.
@@hotaru25189 actually, She has a weapon most fitting for her strength and skill. She can literally swing it and it will do dmg. No need to worry about a technique since there is no edge. You just need to hit them with heavy bit. Even spear require more skill since i seen her attempts at using one
Yeah just put warhammer next to the pillow hope that one night it will fall and smack my head so i dont wake up next morning
I cant believe she has a fuckin warhammer.
Imagine a blind person watching this and hearing "Butterfly shit on the wall" ... 8:37
Blind person.... watching... this..........
What?
@@ryanlarson4720 I wanted to make it clear what I was trying to say, you get the point.
Lo
Lo
Lo
8:40 well I understand now why she is sleeping with that thing next to her with all the recent drama
Omg
Oh no
I love how Michael's use of certain words like goblin has started to infect OfflineTV
CRACKHEAD
buddy
@@WanderTheNomad buddy is more of a destiny thing :3
@@vincentma7778 Nightmare
Quirky
Lily: tries to remove the bed cover.
Fed: wait he could be naked under there
Lily: I know
exposing prepubescent boys in full nudity is illegal
@@nastycrimeboy9138 lmao
@@uuLxelA Tell that to anime and Lily
*visible disgust*
Idea for Michael Reeves: Lights that whenever someone says Temmie in Lilys room, they flicker
Do you know the name of the lights ?
"I can't hug toast because he's not here."
*wholesome*
email: "your secret santa is ..."
and you can clearly see the name even with it blurred
thats not the real email lol
@@kevin15535 nooo...
Wow nice catch! You're so talented! That's so quirky!!!!
haha yes uwu so quirky
@@Nekoooooooooify i kinda meant the op not you lol well you too ig
“I wanna throw something at him” 💀 I felt that
Lily: "if you were my friend you would let me use you in the title"
A month later lily and Michael get together
9:16 It’s a scam machine. Machines with “grand prizes” have options where you can rig them to be late or screw the player over so they won’t be able to get the prize. Owners so this all the time so don’t worry.
Michaels: exists
Lily: It's free real -estate- content
Michael: "Is that a life support machine?"
okay originally i just watched these guys' videos for michael content but they've really grown on me, this group is amazing lol
It’d have been so funny if Lily’s content idea had been “you can borrow Michael”
ppl: tries so hard on gifts
michael: working on the gift 5 mins bfore the actual secret santa XD
As with everything else Michael does
@@Burning_B Micheal plans things 5 years early and yet still do them at the last minute. if that's not a powermove I don't know what is
Me: *gasps in awe at the chocolate fountain*
Also me: *gasps in horror at the after party mess*
I love everyones reaction to their gifts! And I am so jealous of how cute and personalized Lilly's room is!
Lily: Alexa lights pink
My Alexa: sorry I can’t do that
BOLTZ what is the name of lily’s gift btw ? I cant hear anything
@@minhtenthong3141 did you find out what its called?
@@labriski3532 nope
@@minhtenthong3141 did you find out now ?
Do you know the name of them ?
Lily: pulls Michael's covers
Fed: wait he could be naked under there
Lily in her head: I know
I’ve been thinking this
Michael : going to his crack dealer
Lily : following to buy meth
1:56 Scarra got Toast a nice pillow and now the psychopath doesn't even use it
I just love how yvonne jumps of excitement.
This is so wholesome and cute and it makes me wish I had friends
José Cabrera F
Really cute seeing Lily hanging out with Temmie and her owner
Your name is interesting, would definitely try
Scarra’s face when the message first starting playing 🥺🥺 the pure joy and happiness on his face
10:44 dude i just realized thats tina
Poor fed he was trying to say something when lily got her present but they didn’t let him talk
0:12 KREYGASM AW MAW GAWD I LOST
aw maw gawd daym
Michael’s gift to Scarra legit made me tear up and Scarra’s happy reaction was the cutest!!! Adorable.
Fed continuously getting cut off is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen
Oh what’s that smell?
Oh! It’s lily exploiting me for content!!!
Lily: "look Michael its you!!"
Soo... Michael is a crack head Harry Potter that shoots lighting?
I love how Scarra gave Toast a facebook keycap for his escape key so he can escape out that shitty platform that hes streaming on.
you're doing great with the ruthless business woman thing lily and now being assertive as well.. lilyalphachu nice
10:43 I never realized it before but it's Tina!!
Nobody
Absolutely nobody:
TIE-Fighter from star wars
2:59
true asf
Howly fu$#
I DIDNT NOTICE THIS AT FIRST BUT THE MAID-SAMA MUSIC IN BACKGROUND AHHHH
these vlogs are packed with so much content any other youtuber would break it into like 50 vlogs but lily feeds us well
Michiel should make something like, if someone touches his blanket they get tazed
8:59 hey that’s the game Critikal mastered
This just made my day three times better, so cozy. Love it
That outro song always makes me comfyy
When they listed Yvonne I appreciated it showed Sam from iCarly
Okay but seriously Michael's present was amazing, I would legit cry if I got something like that
I've been watching Lily's videos straight for a while its currently 5:10am and I landed on this video exactly a year later
It’s actually been a year wow time flies
Lily makes the best vlogs and I reallyyyyy love her subtitles.
Best intro ever. Who agrees?
when u try to think of something funny to say but you’re too early
this is the most wholesome content
i love the cute art
I love the lily fed bromance lmao
4:16 fed getting ignored
The maid sama bg music makes me so nostalgic, I love it
its always nice to have someone do the installing for you. go michael!
if i could just come over and clean this entire house, my perfectionist self will finally be at rest...
Every time I see Michael I think "Oh hey it's Harry Potter"
I can't imagine how much of a nightmare his school-life must've been looking like Harry Potter.
He looks like this since he got his new glasses
I was called potter till 8th grade, it wasnt that bad, miss that nickname
I got so excited for them getting their gifts it’s like I was participating then I realized I wasn’t cool enough to
I love the nabstablook pillow!
Right after Micheal got his present I got an ad....
*For Michaels Stores.*
I went to the indoor skydiving thing once, got an instructor named pepe with a french accent
I love Lily's room so much! it's so prettyyyyy
I love how whene lily got here gift fed kept on trying to explain what it was but couldn't lol
Me seeing Fed:
ThAt diDnt aGe wEll
4:35 *sam and cat intro intensifies*
That pikachu being comfy is perfect
seeing all the fun and happiness in their household is really nice and im happy for them but at the same time it makes me sort if sad at my lonesome self
"If you were my friend you would let me do this"
Me:turns out he'll be above than friend and best friend.
"what do you give a girl who has everything in her life" lol
I just realized that maid-sama's bg is being playes at 8:28 ❤️❤️❤️ i love your pink room lily!!
Omg your room is beautiful 😍😍 All the lights are super cute!!
Lily: points to weapon in corner by her bed
Also Lily: “it‘s a lot more cozy feeling I think”
😂😂😂
Lily: I want more views on my videos!
Micheal: Allow me to introduce myself.
just rewatching old lilypichu videos and man look at them all hanging out in the old otv house and HOLY SHIT IS THAT TINA KITTEN!
Thanks for record christmas - new year days ^^