The fact that there are 12 year old kids that send their paintings and letters saying that Michael is their role model and also guys that send poop by mail is disturbing
“Who is amber and why does she keep alerting me???” why does youtube inform me of literally nothing of comment interactions? i got 0 notifcations for the replies or the likes.
Everyone else: Gets really nice and thoughtful gifts. Michael: Gets 2 packs of poop, a pickle rick sticker, a dildo, and dog treats. Makes perfect sense.
Michael: the crackhead Lily: the artist Fed: the simp Toast: believes every complot theory and lady man Poki: simp magnet Scarra: the co-founder Yvonne: badger badger badger badger
what killed me was the end because NOTHING says michael reeves like him with a big smile wearing a naruto headband with a kunai in one hand and a dildo in the other
@@bluestonebest1893 Classes: Micheal the electric dwarve Buffs for micheal: Mace:29%more damage Naruto head band:69%more stamina and Focus Points The "sorry princess I'm only attracted to girls with an addiction to crack" shirt:420% more Focus points and Health Tazer:deals 4206942069% damage and Lily:applies 30% mor health healing overtime Lily the mage of art Buffs for lily: Kirito sword:deals 69%more melee damage when equiped Other Kirito sword:deals 69%more melee damhe wheen equiped Temmie:boosts stamina for 1 hour Tortilla blanket:grants invincibility for 1 hour Micheal:deals 42069%more damage permanently for the rest of the game Fed the white knight Buffs for fed: Whattaburger ketchup:when applied grants a poison effect around the vicinity of fed for 12 minutes RAID shadow legends:when applied can grant a 70%money increase until you enter feds room it breaks Poki:grants more friend ship points for the game until you enter poki's room(fed has a special bar below the stamina bar called the "friendship bar" and if you fill it up you can equip toast as a friendship multiplier) Scarra the random Buffs for scarra: Something random:deals 420%more fp health and Stamina boost for the rest of the game Toast:when applied can buff the strength of scarra for 12 minutes Yvonne the pink haired girl Buffs for yvonne: Badger badger badger badger:grants more stamina Sailor moon:grants 69% more fp Sean:buffs Yvonnes strength for the game Toast the random Buffs for toast: Something random:same as scarra Scarra:same as scarras "toast" buff Poki the friend zoner Callmecarson with a gun:buffs damhe 69%percent Fed:grants friendzone points for the rest of the game(same as feds friendships bar system)
simps: alright, if my calculations are correct, her next period will be on July 10th, meaning I should donate $10,000 to her on that day to make her feel better.
Omg whoever sent them the JoJo's fanart, I actually love you, JoJo's is my favourite show and these guys are some of my favourite CZcamsrs and streamers, so that was amazing to me
Poki: Gets flowers and a pair of shoes Michael: 2 sex toys. A sasuke cosplay with some custom made t-shirts. The smell of ass and a ton of poop. Along with a pickle rick sticker. The wide variety of this channel is so unbelieveable
@G.O.D 7 ye couldn't remember what it was called, the first thing I thought of cuz of the shape of the head was a morning star. The closest thing I've found is a bludgeon.
Some fan: Michael is my role model
Michael: *looks concerned*
*Michael : wait I thought I was playing a character*
oh god nonono hes multiplying
The amount of regret displayed on that child's face is quite intriguing, but also highly disturbing
michael's brain: **** why would someone take a crackhead to be a role model
And the generation will continue
12:15
"Michael Reeves is my role model"
Micheal's face: *please reconsider*
It is too late to change my religion
I really dont wanna like its on 666 lolll
Nvm someone liked it
12:20 LMAO
960 like :>
"Say something that Sasuke would say!"
"...Kiss me, Naruto."
9:09
Well, naruto was his first kiss…
wasnt it a itachi cosplay 💀but it's ok because I would've got it wrong
And the fact that he was wearing the headband upside down 🤣
The kiss me naruto thing start at 9:19
Micheal is a true man of culture. No doubt about it
Normal CZcamsrs when the get sent literal shit: Ew *throws it away*
Offline TV: *inspects the shit*
mmmm tastey
@@straightfacestudios201 LOL
otv arent like the other youtubers
I love how everyone gets normal gifts and Michael just gets shit and supplied with weapons for his psychopath arsenal
You forgot he likes that
everyone thinks that he is the new bad unboxing guy
If it was possible to ship firearms he'd have a full arsenal of assault rifle's among other things
SAMPLE TEXT I mean, you can ship firearms, both parties just need to have an FFL iirc
@@sirboomsalot4902 don't give them ideas
The fact that there are 12 year old kids that send their paintings and letters saying that Michael is their role model and also guys that send poop by mail is disturbing
dave grohl has been looking for you
Shit go brrrrr
The disturbing part is Michael is their role model😭
that thumbnail apparently was too accurate... thank you for the warning, normally spoilers are annoying, *but this helped me allot for preparation*
poop sender ARE the 12 year old
Everyone else: shoes, drawings, clothes, flowers, and cute letters
Micheal: Shit, dildos, pickle Rick, and weapons
And he’ll eat all of it
@@danrayner3123 wait no-
Don't forget the tasers and lasers
What about lily?
😂
Anyone else wants to know what will happen to a robber invading their house while micheal is awake?
Oh god
They will first get a series of electric shocks and then get stabbed by every single weapon he has received is what I could see happening
Shocked to death?
have you ever seen a little movie called Saw?
I am convinced that micheal does not sleep
2:52
“I hope you’re doing well”
Scarra: *Coughs*
"i cant read"
Lmao
a fellow cult member! good to see, good to see
Momento mori
It’s all coming down today
@@Cyphule The end
some fan : "i'm trying to recreate some of michael's inventions at school"
michael : "which inventions?" *starts panicking*
Some of michals inventions shouldn't be made
dookie *second flashback to the chair you can’t fucking sit on
@@masonwithee6831 *third flashback to surgery machine*
Denzel Heathcote dont bro dont make me think of a stabbing robot
Baby killing drone
This channel needs to be renamed to “Michael Reeves + His Hostages”
We have to keep the likes 69
im 170 bitches now ya have 99 likes to go
the 170th like
*Fan* : Michael Reeves is my role model I wanna be a computer scientist .
*Michael doing a Sasuke cosplay* : KISS ME NARUTO
Now you know why he is a role model
Scarra:
“I got a small package”
Who doesn't nowadays
Scarras packing a monster dong, he's lying.
nah he has the 17 inch log dude
Hwee Lean frfr
Would still smash *wink*
15:30 it’s uncensored and lily is just staring at it 😂😂
Why would you even censor that...
@@ArnoldsKtm comedic purpose the first time, it's funnier
the second time is just unnecessary but CZcams demonetization is a biatch
LOL
michael too
Toast: That's a weird looking dildo
2:52 I love how scarra said healthy and then Coughed LOOOOL
"take off your shirt Lily" -not Liliy's BF
"no don't take off you shirt" -her real BF
saying something
"How do we know they're all over 18"
Who knew Toast would be the one to save the gaming community
GOOD GUY TOAST
Yeah i dont even know what if there actually 15 and thought there 18
@Davis Watson that doesn't mean shit ✨
Age of consent Is still prosecutory rape💕
Davis Watson thats a misconception actually. AoC is still 18, it just isnt a felony until its under 13.
@@aclonymous wait isn't that why some Japanese anime/comics are banned/mostly censored in us or other countries?
"Who's amber and why is she alerting me" is the funniest thing I've ever heard
@@leojohansson3762 your just mad amber hasn't shout you out yet
Why does she know my license plate?
Arygua oh no
@Benjamin Leetch literally at the end
The backstory behind amber alert makes it 10 times worse
15:56
the letter :please give it to scara
toast wearing the thiing:hmm?
IAM DYINNNNNNN
“Who is amber and why does she keep alerting me???”
why does youtube inform me of literally nothing of comment interactions? i got 0 notifcations for the replies or the likes.
time stamp?
@@nicememe5286 very end bro
@@nicememe5286 16:29
@@lycandusk7263 obviously cause of fed
@@scott1312 why did i laugh at that.
Someone took it too literally and sent Michael “a bunch of random shit”
Everyone: Genuine fanmail
Maikull: Literal sex toys and scat
its what he needed
@@akiroai6577 no
@@akiroai6577 fed need it more tho
@@IseDunno fed has enough
Im going to be the president and I think your're a little redboy punk, This is whats wrong with america!!!!!!!!
Bernie 2020,
Temmie with the Raycon earbuds is one of the cutest things I've ever seen.
Edit: and also everyone screaming at Mikasa is hilarious
I actually searched it
@@shinobukocho4832 The earbuds or Mikasa
Both
12:11 most wholesome moment Michael has ever had.
Everyone else: Gets really nice and thoughtful gifts.
Michael: Gets 2 packs of poop, a pickle rick sticker, a dildo, and dog treats.
Makes perfect sense.
Don't forget the chastity cage
Well at least Michael knows he's a role model... that's... something...
what u mean, everyone including michael got nice and thoughtful gifts.
Hentai shirt
Dont forget the spiky small penis thing in a ziploc
Lily nodding to Toast like a mindless robot is honestly- same.
Make more OTV vids or Carson’s pp will shoot you
Mindless robot? Kinda like real life am I right? We live in a society🤘
So random and funny
16:28 bro he had that joke ready, that response was instant
Scarra: "healthy"
Aslo Scarra: *coughs*
Aslo
Aslo
Aslo
Aslo
Aslo
I still remember the moment Michael started dating a roomba
Nice
I once dated a roomba... it seemed like a good idea, but it iust tore skin and I bled everywhere
@@donovanstuart3907 Tore skin from foreskin
Juliee I think u mean satisfying and good day
That counts!
Yvonne crying while doing the badger dance is the cruelest thing I've ever laughed at.
But Toast's pout to make her do the badger dance was also laughably adorable
Innocent soul
WAIT, u never laughed at a child because it fell and cried? Damn...
i dunno why but i read cruelest as cutest
@@lingochuuchuu8138 I mean, it could be, if you're into that sort of thing.
They liquid ass should've been in that "miracle spring water" zip lock back. What a prank.
2:39
Scarra: “I got a small package”
Me: *…*
Poki: I got shoes and flowers!
Scarra: I got Artwork and a jujitsu uniform!
Lily: I got straws and a sketchbook!
Mykull: i got shit and a pickle rick
I like how you know its not tai kwan do (if thats how you spell it)
@@laserwolf6460 well i said i dunno how to spell it
Laser Wolf taelwon and do are different words not one
Laser Wolf it’s Tae Kwon Do. My friend is in it.
And Michael has horny fans
Everyone: Gets good gifts
Michael: *"I got shit and pickle rick"*
yes... thats the joke...
@@sweetcheeks5875 And it seems that you didnt get it
69 likes
Fed Got Nudes
A Christmas Miracle
As everytime
They said "It's Carson with a gun?" like it was a Scooby Doo villain
12:18 that’s a whole mood
Yvonne: gets a badger plush
Everybody else in the house: Say the line, Bart!
" do the rawr "
Michael: the crackhead
Lily: the artist
Fed: the simp
Toast: believes every complot theory and lady man
Poki: simp magnet
Scarra: the co-founder
Yvonne: badger badger badger badger
I just realized frd is the simp feed if you're reading this no hate dude your all special in your own ways
.
Mushroom mushroom
should be Yvonne: The Mald
7:46 whys no one talking about lily trying to hype herself up 🥺
Because it wast that funny
10:21 Just a reminder for future me the badger
“who is Amber and why does she keep alerting me ?” -Michael Reeves
That was funny as fuck when he said that for some reason
Crackhead vibes
@Varun Srivastava Very end of the vid
Who is amber and why is she describing my car?
Who Is Amber And Why Does She Keep Alerting Michael? I'm Genuinely Confused.
Them censoring poki's feet is honestly the funniest shit I've ever seen.
But....PICKLE RICK
You just know that someone out there is banging their keyboard in frustration over that shit.
It's Carson...
@@solo9821 felt that
They aren't giving that away for free.
The fact that y’all had to censor poki’s feet makes me feel bad about humanity
"Who's Amber, and why does she keep alerting me?"
-Michael REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2020
Michael: who is amber and why does she keep alerting me?
That killed me.
who is amber and why is she describing my car
The jojo music in the background👌
what killed me was the end because NOTHING says michael reeves like him with a big smile wearing a naruto headband with a kunai in one hand and a dildo in the other
Michael became like 20% more dangerous when he put on the head band
give him a tazer as main weapon and his attack is level up even more.
Now hes 120% dangerous
Imagine if he wears that during a sword duel with lily
@@tomnook8730 they recieved a mace... so why not. this whole mansion could be a perfect plot for a video game.
@@bluestonebest1893
Classes:
Micheal the electric dwarve
Buffs for micheal:
Mace:29%more damage
Naruto head band:69%more stamina and Focus Points
The "sorry princess I'm only attracted to girls with an addiction to crack" shirt:420% more Focus points and Health
Tazer:deals 4206942069% damage and
Lily:applies 30% mor health healing overtime
Lily the mage of art
Buffs for lily:
Kirito sword:deals 69%more melee damage when equiped
Other Kirito sword:deals 69%more melee damhe wheen equiped
Temmie:boosts stamina for 1 hour
Tortilla blanket:grants invincibility for 1 hour
Micheal:deals 42069%more damage permanently for the rest of the game
Fed the white knight
Buffs for fed:
Whattaburger ketchup:when applied grants a poison effect around the vicinity of fed for 12 minutes
RAID shadow legends:when applied can grant a 70%money increase until you enter feds room it breaks
Poki:grants more friend ship points for the game until you enter poki's room(fed has a special bar below the stamina bar called the "friendship bar" and if you fill it up you can equip toast as a friendship multiplier)
Scarra the random
Buffs for scarra:
Something random:deals 420%more fp health and Stamina boost for the rest of the game
Toast:when applied can buff the strength of scarra for 12 minutes
Yvonne the pink haired girl
Buffs for yvonne:
Badger badger badger badger:grants more stamina
Sailor moon:grants 69% more fp
Sean:buffs Yvonnes strength for the game
Toast the random
Buffs for toast:
Something random:same as scarra
Scarra:same as scarras "toast" buff
Poki the friend zoner
Callmecarson with a gun:buffs damhe 69%percent
Fed:grants friendzone points for the rest of the game(same as feds friendships bar system)
Is anyone gonna tell Michael he's wearing the headband upside down..
Omg I didn't even notice that :0
Pretty sure he did that just to be a troll and trigger people.
And it worked.
2:10 how lilypichu react is so so cute, omg.
Michael: Who is Amber and why does she keep Alerting me???
*WHEEZE*
Duaa Siddiqui HAH-
Same man
Pretty sure the amber alert was for curfew because of rioting but idk
@@claytrav2153 this was filmed awhile ago
I was eating cereal and laughed and breathed heavily through my nose and it blew off my spoon :(
"I got a small package"
-Scarra, 2020
Glad we were thinking of the same thing
We all already knew he didn’t have to tell us lol
Me too
rip
I just choked and threw up my coffee when Micheal spun the Kunai around saying abortion clinic
9:42 someone saw fear pong like 3 months before it's was made
Michael isn't insane or crazy, he's just dedicated to his job.
But also insane. And dedicated. Maybe too dedicated...
@@boop5636 hmm maybe maybe not
And that job is being batshit crazy
the glorifying micheal jokes are getting real fucking annoying
I have to disagree with that
Poki: “My period was a week ago”
All the creeps watching: *Starts taking notes*
simps: alright, if my calculations are correct, her next period will be on July 10th, meaning I should donate $10,000 to her on that day to make her feel better.
Ok
"We need to know the EXACT TIME EACH MONTH Poki has her period"
Ah thanks, I missed that!
Copied lol
4:35 that was weird...👀👀
15:27 Michael, knowing he has a Kunai in his hand: "I'm about to commit murder"
Someone playing siren alert noise
Michael: WhO Is aMbeR aND WhY iS sHe aLErtInG mE?!?!
i hate the sound so much
czcams.com/video/nOPIu7isD3s/video.html
@Thulium amber alert dance moms
Its stay home order because of riot xD (curfew)
I fucking lost it
14:43: "what does it smells like?"
"Lily"
I know it was unintentional but holy I laughed at this one hahaha
@@6d03_6 no stop
“Poop and a pickle Rick sticker”
Ah yes the two go hand in hand.
8:05 Just Lily’s facial expressions😂
Offline TV: Ooo art and t shirts
Michael: Aaaand its poop
Aaaand a dildo, whip, with an extra side of crap. Oh, but there was also a pickle Rick sticker; funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Michael is now gonna enjoy using that Kunai as much as he love using tasers
No he loves tazers more -_-
Tazer Kunai, Take two and connect one to each tazer prong :)
@@johnweber4504 bro fr
Kunai launcher
Now imagine taser kunais
The way Michael said “Fed, come and smell it” made me laugh for no reason at all lmao
Michael and lily wearing flowers together is so sweet
Imagine hearing Scarra saying "I have a small package" with no context
I was going to comment this.
But you got my like bru
Nobody:
All the SIMPS when they blurr out Pokimane's feet: *heavy breathing angry noises*
They blurred her feet but didnt blur the dildo at 15:30
@@moneymonkey5387 LOGIC 100
when they blur out pokimanes feet but not a polka dot vibrator
when xd
DA WEIRDO ah i see
Omg whoever sent them the JoJo's fanart, I actually love you, JoJo's is my favourite show and these guys are some of my favourite CZcamsrs and streamers, so that was amazing to me
I don’t know why robot voice made me laugh at 0:37
E A R B U D S
9:04
fed: "i got nudes......almost"
we feel you fed
you'll get there one day
“Who is Amber and why does she keep alerting me?”
He was way too quick on that. He probably kidnapped someone to make the joke
Sal Woyciesjes oh shi-
Mind explaining it for those who are uninitiated?
GoTheJutsu Amber Alert.
Is that what amber alert actually sounds like? Just a speaker implanted in every house? Im not from america idk about this
12:17 I can see that Michael is trying so hard not to be happy and smile can anyone else?
"you got shoes! I got shit and pickle rick"
Will forever be my favorite quote from offlineTV
Michael: “Who is amber and why is she alerting me?”
Lily: “yeah who’s amber” 👁👄👁
Nice joke
Nice joke
Nice joke
Nice joke
Nice joke
15:30 lol look at Lily’s face when she held it
You know they are going to give it a good use at night😂
Micheal is the back bone to all comedy in offline tv
Nobody:
Scarra at the start: I got a small package
"Say something Sasuke would say!"
"Kiss me, Naruto."
- Wasted
I mean-
Thank you but please reconsider
That gay
.....
CHIDORI taser
Is no one gonna talk about how they blurred Poki's feet? The fact that they have to blur it now is honestly hilarious xD
Is that a problem for you ?
@@leshieel yeah! Its seems like it is.
@@leshieel H-HOW DARE THEY *HEAVY BREATHING*
HOW DARE THEYYYY !!!!
@@kirabean5441 how dare they heavy breathe?
Time stamp?
LMAO just popped out on my recommendation. Thanks for making this day funny since its school times.
I wished I watched you guys when I was akid tho
ngl scarras cough after healthy was perfect timing
*everyone screams with the pain of 1000 men*
Michael: its mikasas bare ass!
That part was hilarious
I agreed
Do you mean this part ? 8:11
AF IF fuckin obviously
@@twixxclipss9324 chill man
Lily and poki: *get sweet and thoughtful gifts*
Scarra: "I have a small package"
umm what do you mean by that
Micheals eyes when scarra said he was the fans role model made me crack
I just spat out my drink by accident because I was laughing to hard when scarra said he couldn’t read
sasuke: "kiss me naruto"
_wait, i dont remember this episode._
*this comment is cursed*
It was a crossover episode
I mean that was kinda the first episode...or entire series
It's.. In one of the 200 filler episodes.
Why does everyone ware the naruto headband wrong???
Flower hair Michael. We needed this.
“I’ve got a small package”- sccara 2020
9:28 the fact she put her hand near the spinning blade 😂
The video: *gets age restricted*
Everyone: _whoa who would've seen this coming??!_
*Michael enters the chat*
if you would look at my comment fed did not cencor (i think thats how you spell it) the dildo at 10:13
JADON WEUSI censor
The fact that fed censored Poki’s feet has me concerned.
he wants that exclusive for himself
But fed didn't edit this video.
@@genkyo6
Yes, he does
Nightosphere06 no he doesn’t look in the description
The fact that HE HAD TOO because some creepy weird incels would take advantage of it in a terrible way is disturbing
7:01 *menacing*
carson with a gun: haha you're in danger
0:45 vibin~
Wow the "Papers, please" Ost at the beginning really sent me back a lot of years.
Yes, Glory to Arstotzka!
Glory to Arstotzka!
Glory to Arstotzka!
Glory to Arstotzka!
GLORY, TO ARSTOTZKA!!!
Poki: Gets flowers and a pair of shoes
Michael: 2 sex toys. A sasuke cosplay with some custom made t-shirts. The smell of ass and a ton of poop. Along with a pickle rick sticker.
The wide variety of this channel is so unbelieveable
Welp now I don't have to watch the vid cause I was here for Micheal cya.
3 sex toys*
poki has simps, michael has 17 year old crackheads
I don’t mean to be a fucking weaboo nerd but that’s actually Itachi cosplay
Also tampons
14:07 Got me 😂😂😂🖐
Scarra is the sweetest guy
Who ever sent michael a morning star has some real chaotic evil energy.
**some Michael energy*
@@cloaker7237 nah he's like chaotic neutral
Just like him
@G.O.D 7 ye couldn't remember what it was called, the first thing I thought of cuz of the shape of the head was a morning star. The closest thing I've found is a bludgeon.
Michael could always attach a Tazer on it to make it interesting. That sender was definitely expecting Michael to do something with it
"who is amber and why she keep's alerting me?" i nearly spat out water
I died when scarra said he has a small package 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I LOVED IT WHEN THEY ALL SCREAMED😂