CNN Duped By Naughty Twitter Names On NYE | 187 Minutes Of Silence From President T****
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- čas přidán 2. 01. 2022
- Andy Cohen's tipsy rant about NYC's mayor must have distracted CNN producers on New Year's Eve, when several Twitter pranksters managed to get their NSFW usernames displayed on screen. Elsewhere, more details are coming to light about why the former president stayed silent for over three hours as a mob of his supporters ransacked the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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"...You can't really blame the bartender, when you were the bartender." Lmao
Devin Nunes out.
MTG banned.
Supoenas issued for Donnie's family members...
I'm liking 2022 so far!
I'm having trouble trusting it.... I've been hurt before.
I hadn't heard the first two. Warms my heart!
@@droughttolerant9334 Nice try, Eric. He still won't love you.
@@droughttolerant9334 Thanks, but we'll pass on the former guy's Yam-o-Rama. We listened to Trump's rants and drivel for 4 years because we were terrified of what he was going to do next to ruin our country and make us a world laughing stock.
@@droughttolerant9334 - Thank you so much for the heads up on the timing of his next fiasco. I will make sure I'm very busy at that time and date.
Aside from "Don't Drink" the next best thing you can do is to drink a lot of water before you go to bed. It won't cure a hangover, but it curbs some of the worse elements. Part of the reason you wake up with a massive headache is from being dehydrated.
Milk or an electrolytic beverage is better than water alone. Physiological hydration is more than water 🙂
Andy gave me the best laugh I’ve had in a really long time. What a great friend Anderson is trying so hard to real him in.
real
@@kevinjenkins6986 I know….it’s reel. It was four a.m. I’m not so bright that time of day.
😂🤭
Jan. 6. The only time we DIDN'T want 187 mins of silence from Marmalade Mussolini.
Lol. That is so true. Good one.
I'm south African. We have had an overall average of 10 000 new cases a day, minimal hospitalizations, and no lockdowns and it seems the wave is on decline already. However we don't have crazies here refusing to wear masks and not being socially responsible. Basically a little effort seems to have a big effect.
Hear hear!
Because it's summer In South Africa, I imagine it's decreasing spread too. Being cooped up indoors in the frozen north will keep it spreading and mutating. An end in February 2023 sounds more realistic!
@@jenhofmann If summer means this perhaps you can explain why, in Australia, also deep in their summer, the Omicron case count is setting record highs?
Summer means squat. Although case counts are record highs, the hospitalizations & deaths are really low by comparison with over 80% of people in ICU being non vaccinated. And this in a country where only 7% are not vaccinated! People who have got Covid have had nearly zero effects so if this doesn't endorse vaccinations for a quick return to normality, not sure what you need. Vaccinations & mask wearing.
You're probably not as spoiled as the USA
but we won't mention Omicron CAME from Africa , so you don't get many points there.
Melania and Ivanka are like "Do we leave this disgusting person, or do we still want his money? Hmmm..."
Don't under estimate Melania as a pure gold digger. She's nearly as ruthless a manipulator and grifter has he is. She's just overshadowed and has a harder time pushing her own "brand". But she still gets benefit from riding on his odd mushroom. The day that value proposition changes, is the day she's gone.
Jon is one of the few people that can pull off wearing a suit that makes him glow in the dark.
He is always dressed to the nines. He looks fantastic.
I have suit envy.
Best suit ever!! He's adorable!
New York cancelling the subway because of germs is like closing Broadway because of Jazz 👋🏽 Hands 👋🏽 😂💀🙌
so he angered up the mob then ran into the white house to watch it
Andy Cohen was the gift we all deserved for getting through friggin 2021.
That's a cute take on it lol ...I personally prefer a little more professionalism from my professional news team.I found it rather disgusting,and kind of made me feel that if they take the rest of their job this seriously,they're not really a trustworthy news source for me...Now as far as pure entertainment value,I find you are still correct lol.Im an asshole,but I'm a fair asshole.
@@jeffdroog Well, then, in the interest of fairness, I'll just point out that their NYE coverage WAS entertainment, not news. That was the whole point.
@@katewe4332 I understand that,which is why I did still give it credit where credit is due...But I'm a little old fashioned I suppose,where I believe you represent your career on and off the clock.For me it's still pretty gross,and I wouldn't expect anyone else to understand that.Its just how I function.
@@jeffdroog Cute take? Lol, okay. You’re welcome to keep your condescending comment to yourself next time, mmkay?
@@amandag1329 And so are you lol You had the opportunity to keep that entirely to yourself,but then you chose to put it out there in an internet comment section for everyone else to view.If you're concerned of what others think of your thoughts,maybe keep your thoughts to yourself.I was just having an honest opinion though,as you were.Maybe don't be such a snowflake lol
Andy perfectly captured the level of intoxication we all need right now! It was perfectly hilarious! And I thank him for taking on that hangover for us!
Anderson laughs his way through his best friend's excellent ranting that we all need to do. They should be together still by the looks & sounds of things.
Right?? I was surprised to see so many people in comments sections and twitter posts moaning about Andy's being "rude" or "irresponsible".. Like this is America, what did you expect? Tis the season for making an ass out of oneself, Andy just followed tradition 🤣
Funny but unprofessional.
@@briancordova1299 I don't believe a New Year's Eve celebration is supposed to be professional or news worthy. I don't believe Andy is Anderson's bestie either.
@@briancordova1299 Dude, it's a NYE celebration not the Board of Directors of a hospital. Fuck professionalism, we all watched AC^2 to be ENTERTAINED, and we were.
Hell we didn’t get three hours of silence in four years of his presidency.
Zing!
@@randomzen924 Austin 3:16
@@Javimtz32 bawh gawd!
Every single damn day he was yapping about something.
Thats what happens when you're obsessed with someone you don't even like.
"Omicron should be over by February."
"What year?"
Oh, God. Don't do this to me.
Disabled and immunocompromised people, who know best how people don’t work together for others’ health, have been talking about 3-5+ years at earliest for the whole pandemic, and it seems likely with how poorly this all has gone. I’m sure Omicron will be replaced by something worse shortly at this rate bc of the amount of mutation possible in this high-spread situation.
@@ladynoluck With how politicized COVID countermeasures have become in the US, the best case scenario would be if the virus keeps trending towards more contagious and less severe, to the point that its not even a threat to the highest risk groups.
@@randomstuff-qu7sh the problem is that those groups would still be at high risk for a long time and long after most people say it’s not bad anymore, and long covid is a main concern, though rarely addressed. It’s just a mess.
And now there's ihu and deltacron variants.
If you just stop living in fear it can be over whenever you want. I caught it in October 2020 (while wearing a mask in a meeting with someone else who was masked). I've lived like it's pre-pandemic since then. Other than on planes, I almost never wear a mask. I've worked in person since may of 2020. It's been nice, but the fear mongers get annoying.
I don’t know about February, but a lot of people think it will just disappear in April when it gets a little warmer….
“Call off the violence sir, I’m not lovin’ it.”
- Rear Adm. Ronald F. McDonald
The F stands for FuzzyPants.
She’s been relieved from her committee assignments, and she’s done nothing but submit ridiculous bills since she has been in Congress..she is a waste of our tax dollars.
She inly got there by default, let's hope that doesn't happen again
Can you believe that we taxpayers are paying people like Marjorie 3-names and Lauren Dimwit $174,000 a year + benefits??? It's insane!
She's not wasting my tax dollars, there's a whole different group of Republican duds wasting mine. 😆
@@shotjohnny And you also have to add the congressional staff assigned to her office. All MTG does is talk and tweet rubbish. If I were this bad in my work, I'd long be fired. But there she is enjoying all the perks of a "lawmaker", while doing absolutely nothing.
@@eudofia Sometimes I think they're using the walking hatefest, MTG, as a distraction from the shenanigans they're no doubt pulling behind the scenes...
I'm pretty sure there's a blooper reel where The Floridian Fondler just sulks for fifteen minutes while the rest of his handlers tried desperately to bribe him to say the right thing.
Orange 45: "But I really like what they're doing!"
Handler: "Come on Mr. President we'll get you some McDonald's if you tell the rioters to leave."
Orange 45: "Go home, we love you...Maybe steal something on your way out."
Handler: "DAMN IT TRUMP!!!! Uggggh let's do another take I guess..."
Thank goodness you are here
Laughter IS the Best medicine
Thank you again!
Seriously, how do these people live with themselves?? For the amount of vitriol, hatred and harm she's done just to make a quick buck, how does she rationalize that level of evil to herself??
You are expecting sociopaths to have a conscience. They don't, and never will. The fatal flaw in the reasoning of good people, is that they assume everyone else is fundamentally good as well. They're not. They don't have a better nature you can appeal to. What you see is what you get: pure, unadulterated, ruthless selfishness.
Low key look at all the major news media too. They're just about as guilty. When you actively dismiss important stories that actually affect people's lives and only cover stuff your corporate owners deem safe millions of people suffer. I'm talking fox, cnn, msnbc. All cable media.
@@tobiramasenju6290 Look its the ‘I Hate U’ variant
@@chloekey8043 I don't think they're worried about being called liberal. I think that they are economically conservative. I mean which of trumps economic policies have you seen anyone in the media opposed to? They hate his rhetoric and lies etc, but the truth is trumps economic policies helped them out more than an average American since most of them (and especially their bosses) are incredibly rich.
@@chloekey8043 and if I may... I guess cnn/msnbc isnt quite as bad as fox since fox peddles outright lies but they're not much better. Why do you think no one knows what's in(and more importantly what was taken out) the build back better bill? When the eviction moratorium that literally affected millions was days away from expiring their wasn't a peep from the media. You could watch msnbc and cnn all day and not have a clue about which policies are being proposed and the ramifications of them.
Take dental care for seniors, recently ripped out the build back better bill. While cnn used its vast journalistic network to uncover raunchy text messages between Jim Jordan and some other clown no one could manage to get some reporting on Nancy Pelosi's claim that it would take *five* years to implement dental coverage in Medicare? The sooner people see the media isn't out to inform you but out to distract you the sooner we will start voting for the people who actually suit our interest because it won't be influenced by them.
Great to see you Stephen. 🌹
OK OK that's a start, MTG needs to be throw out of the office.
Colorado just had the most destructive wildfire in state history, entire suburban neighborhoods were burnt to ash. I had expected that to be thrown in here somewhere, I mean it was the main story on CNN most of the day.
Andy Cohen going off will forever be iconic. 😂👏👏👏👏
Two weeks without Stephen felt like two months. Welcome back.
Me I felt like if it was last year the last time I saw Stephen 😂
Holy smokes!! That was only 2 weeks?
I know.. I've missed my boys 👦 Stephen, Seth, Jimmy K and Jimmy Fallon...
I kinda been crazy w/o the regular nite guys. Stephen is the first I found. WELCOME BACK GUYS!!!🌹💖💝🌉🎊🎉🇺🇸
@@marshamariner7897 , Me too! We (up here in Canada) missed the nite boys terribly.
Yes for 187 minutes he was enjoying the show. When text message saying " He needs to lead, NOW" is the proof that even his close circle knew he was not leading at all as a POTUS
In his mind, he did lead them.... TO the Capitol!
@@laurendoe168 hahaha nice one 😂
@DON MORRIS Absolutely. We are in a rolling coup….
✌️♥️😎🌈🏳️🌈🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊🌊
G'day,
Well, he might be a failure of a
POTUS,
But he excels at
Being a
POS...
Funny, that...,
Apparently
Being a
POS
Precludes being
Functional as a
POTUS...
Such is life,
Have a good one...
Stay safe.
;-p
Ciao !
Seems Trump had his popcorn out and was all ready to settle into a good day's insurrection programming until everyone started interrupting his viewing pleasure with cold reality.
As a European I always watch Stephen's monologue during breakfast and I am so happy that he is finally back. Waking up without the Late Show on weekdays gives a bad taste to the start of the day
Same here. Watching for breakfast in Germany. Never fails to improve my mornings.
👋 from MD USA. Stephen is the last program of my evening. Health and prosperity to all. Happy New Year Everyone.
Never apologize Andy!!!! 🤣
Stephen....you have NO IDEA how happy I am that you're back!!!
Colbert is back to get us through 2022. Thank goodness.
The transportation problem is a real one across the country. I live in an area with 'limited' public transit already ($3.50 self-scheduled shuttle bus service, limited daytime hours, 24-hr advanced booking), which is supposed to help people with limited mobility get to the grocery store, etc, but they're now only accepting bookings for people going to doctors/hospitals. If your destination isn't medical, your service is suspended indefinitely.
Be a good neighbour--ask those around you with limited transport if they need a ride to the store, or offer to pick up a few things for others when you head out--social interaction and communal reciprocity is how humans REALLY get things done historically... waiting for the govt is rarely an effective option.
'waiting for the govt is rarely an effective option.' the true reality of america. thanks for the post and stay strong.💪👍😁✌😎
@@sshza2143 I have the impression that i live in a vacuum where I say things that no one will ever hear--it made me smile to see a response...
Wishing you well! :)
@@ingridfong-daley5899 I get that same feeling as well-- which is why I rarely post!
Hope transportation gets better for you and yours, and that there are hopefully some okay delivery options in the meantime
Good to see him back, these two weeks,it felt like long time without him
If Delta gets to make one rule then Corona Beer ought to have a say too!
Anderson is a Gem.
The best part about waking up...is COLBERT in the MORNING!!!
Stephen Colbert we need you! I know you must get vacations but it’s rough when you’re gone.
Andy Cohen is an example of how "NOT" to rehydrate yourself with bourbon only.
Thought it was tequila!
@@marydunbar57 Probably was. Let's go with that one.😉
@@marydunbar57 I believe it was a lot of both.
God that kind of stuff shouldn't be allowed on tv. Alcohol use? No problem. But full on binge drinking on tv really is hurtful to people who have or currently abuse alcohol.
6:40
Bad enough that she ruined the color green... she's ruining the color blue now, too.
Bluntly, 2022 is going to suffer a new plague: A red wave.
We're going to need you more than ever.
So glad to see Stephen back! Please don't make Melania a victim. She's not. She's complicit.
It helps to get through the week when we have Stephen, Jon-Batiste, the band, and the crew member with the awesome laugh
I want to know who that person is so bad
I love John's Pepto Bismol pink suit!🤪
Jon Batiste, he isn’t french 😉
@@visions_of_noah I even knew that, but I completely didn't think about the spelling!! Thanks 👍
Lol that laugh gets me every time
Jazz hands is very contagious!
Too few people laughed at Stephen's "the Thing" film reference.
Humour at its very best.
All alone in my home, I laughed. : )
I bet many didn't even get the reference..
..what a film that was!
@@FlawlesSanshiro I remember almost trying to climb out of my seat in the cinema when they were all tied together and being tested ! Smiles
Maybe they don't know who to trust.
Thank you Steven, for acknowledging people with money fair better in prison because wealthy relatives mean better food and actually getting personal hygiene items.
Also they have the cigarettes and ramen to trade so they aren't the fish who has to toss a salad...
This TrumpCrew of criminals... Hot outdoor cell at GITMO in the hot Cuban Sun. Let them bake. Oh and screw amenities... 20 YEARS on BREAD AND WATER, for the Trump Oath sworn co-conspirators. LIFE for Trump and his three eldest children. Life for Kushner... LIFE for MILLER. KIFE for Giuliani. The list continues.
usa prison service "contractors" Are Repus..... members of R families...
@@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Not at GITMO they are not. And Oh you refer to State prisons. FEDERAL prisons are all still government ran. And IF a RepubliTard prison guard pulled some stupid shit, he can go over to the other side of the bars too.
MTG for, Marjorie Twitter Gone 😂
Welcome back! Jon's killin' it with that lavender jacket!
That there's fuschia
That's the color you don't see unless you get the 64 pack of Crayola crayons.
Always looking fly and fresh
Thank you Mr. Colbert!
GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK!!!!!
Jon's KILLING IT with the pink suit!!
That's 186.5 minutes longer than Trump lasted with Stormy Daniels
👏👏👏😇
but to be fair she did spank him first
Wow, that's still generous!
Fake news! You're off by .25 minutes.
Bless his heart. Andy over served himself. Who among us have never had that happen?
Many I am sure, but I only envy them.
I loved the finaly minute of 2021. Thank you Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper.
Ivanka asked him to intercede after she called them "patriots" in Tweet
Best wishes for 2022 to Stephen, Evie, Jon and everyone else involved with the show!
Don't you mean 2023?
@@waryaawariiri1812 No, I don’t, because Stephen already made that joke himself…..
@@waryaawariiri1812 🤣🤣🤣👍
@@The_Real_Mier I think they were joking. 😉
It's like frickin Groundhog Day!
Wait… you mean he DIDN’T go to the Capitol with the insurrectionist?
Because, he told them he would… DID HE LIE?
Because it looks like he lied.
O’thank God! Stephen Colbert is back!!!
Who else is watching this and has to wake up early in the morning🙋🏼♀️
✋
✌😄
No, but thanks for reminding me to sign up for more work...😐
Andy Cohen was a gem last year too. I'd love watching Andy and Anderson for the next few NYEs
Happy New Year, Stephen Colbert. How did we tackle the world without you? You were sorely missed!
The bottom line is that big business wants their slaves back... and our government loves forcing slaves to work, while ignoring any safety or health concerns
Nobody's "forcing" you back to work. You can quit your job if you think working is worse for you than not working.
@@bpj1805 says the slave
@@necrophiliacin_lace628 what a snappy comeback!
@@bpj1805 , people don't want to be paid slave wages.
@@necrophiliacin_lace628 , Captain Spaulding apparently is unaware of the REAL world and the minimum wage. You can't afford a decent apartment while collecting a minimum wage. Pay more and people will work.
Melania getting disgusted at Trump jokes never gets old!🤣🤣🤣
That's why she looks like that even when he isn't flapping his lips.
His lips above the belt, just to clarify.
Melanoma is continuing her duties as FLOTITS by starting an NFT to scam people out of their money. The republicons have the nerve to bitch about Hunter Biden selling his personal art work. Talk about hypocrisy. There it is.
An Insurection...
NYC
( Riot )
No wonder the sales have gone down!
Minute 3:36 - Stephen Colbert asks the important question.
Couldn't adore him more 😂💖🤓
Not enough audience members got The Thing joke.
I wonder how many people would've gotten it if, instead of John Carpenter's "The Thing", they showed the original "The Thing From Another World".
I missed it too.
The Last Duel was the only movie I watched in a theater in 2021. I will concede that I was the only person in the theater, but damn it I liked that movie!
I can’t describe how much I love the shows endless string of insulting names for the former traitor in chief
The bloated bamboozler of Mag a Lardo has more labels than a cheap suit. The list seems endless. 🤣
I like the T and four stars like they're censoring a curse word
Tronald Dump
"Twice impeached" should be used in referring to former President DJT, at least as much as "Far-left radical" is used by right-wing media when they report on anyone or anything not of their liking.
Orange Palpatine is my favorite.
No! No! Not the _pigeons!!_
("dirty, stinkin' boids!"🤣)
Missed you stephen
Andy didn't throw a chair, or pull anyone's hair... so he did better than I'd have wagered.
Well...I dance over a table many years ago. I was so ashamed that now I only drink water.
@@haydeecolon7868 LOL!! 😁
Drunk or not Cohen isn't wrong.. Mayors, governors of NY are always greasy. It's in the job description.
Mayors and governors in the United States.... fixed that for you :)
The new one is the same as the old.
Democrats?
Thank God he's back! 👍
Happy 2022 !! Stay strong all ; )
Omg John Batiste's suit gives me 90s Tetris flashback 😍
It takes some fuel to spit that much fire.
Ivonka was only worried that her father would hurt their bussines not the country.
Welcome back! “3rd year of 2020.” Hahah we missed you.
I knew it was gonna be good the moment Andy Cohen coming on-screen with a cross-eyed look.
I'm in tears, thank you for coming back, I am so depressed
We use “Jazz-hands” as a shortcut to point at everything at once.
“Overall we have been well considering (Jazz-hands)."
We effing made it thru another one. Love each and everyone one of you.❤️✌️
Can we get Evie back on the show for some of this year
Andy Cohen went from talking head News Anchor to Journalist in one segment. I always love when a news reporter gets to rant about some righteous cause.
Having Stephen still making jokes about the Orange Clown never fails.
Everyone knows Cheeto always does something stupid.
Unlike Biden. lol.
'Ol Coup-ligula is an almost limitless source of stupid... Which is great for comedy.
@@wayneigoe6722 You obviously haven't heard Biden speak without notes. Even when he uses a teleprompter he makes a fool of himself.
@@johnbrowne3950 Trump is “Blow Up the Planet” dumb. Trump is “Let’s Do a Coup” dumb. There is literally no comparison. The Republican Party is now and forever the Party of Death, Lies and Treason
So what else is new...Serious...
Colbert had a show today!?
What a treat!!!
Thank goodness, real news!
Did we ever really leave the first wave?
Dear Goddess the void in my heart is filled. 😆 Two weeks without Stephen and John!
Happy New Year and welcome back Colbert !! You’ve been missed
Thank you God for Stephen Colbert 🥰
Jon's jacket nearly put my eyes out! Fantastic!
Well, it isn’t the end. It’s a slow-moving coup.
MTG will complain in congress (for everyone to see) that she is being censored.
She and her supporters need to be told there is a world of difference between _censorship_ and *_consequences._*
She'll do it with embarrassing Memes🙄
@@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 Memes or *_"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME?"_*
@@StoneE4 me, me, me, me memes and then complain private business shouldn't have control🤔
This is the month when you write down the year as 2021.
That “The Last Duel” stab was perfect XD… thank you audience for making that so!
Thanks for the first ever "The Thing 1982" joke!
Happy 2022, keep us laughing Steve.
the last duel bit was savage but effective. two thumbs up!
We need you this year! 🥺❤️❤️👍
Hahah - When Colbert says "the 5th wave" - Jon Batiste plays Jobim's "Wave". 🙂🎹🎶