Rich People During Covid
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- čas přidán 14. 09. 2020
- "They don't have food and beverage service in first class anymore, its just been hard." Comedian John Crist walks around the golf course trying to imagine the struggles of the upper class during the corona virus pandemic.
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com - Komedie
This is not a parody. It’s a documentary.
exactly
It’s not his usual work, I sense a hidden outrage over a group of people who are most responsible for why the world is in trouble.
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So true😂😂😂 I HATE rich people!!! So glad Trump has finally got it. They need to die!!! Eat the rich!!!!!
Just a bunch of morons. Just carry on with your lives people!
“Stay home guys it’s not that hard” when they have a personal pool, water slide, and bowling alley.
Maids, personal chef, movie theater
EXACTLY
....Arcade....
Lots of money that is enough to feed the entire Africa.
Don't forget golf course, boxing ring, golf carts, jet skies and people to get there groceries for them
The character might be a jackass but at least he loves his wife 😂
Your pfp looks like 2 people i know at the same time
true
It's true 😆🤣!
Many times look at a man and if he loves his wife as spoken can soften my heart to their arrogance!
Thank you for reminding me their is a little good in worst of us and a little bd in
Tried to correct miss spelling my finger hit send.
Thank you for reminding me,
Little bit of good in the worst
Of us,
& a little bit of bad in the best of us!
True got to love he loves his wife!
"We are fine on social distancing... we are four people in a 16,000 sq ft home" :D 😂😂😂
Jesus is King! 👑🩵💕🦋💕🩵
Jesus died on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead on the third day. Repent and believe in him as your Lord and Savior and you will be saved! God bless! 🩵💕🦋💕🩵
💕🌸🌺Romans 10:9-11 KJV 9 that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. 11 For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. 🌺🌸💕❤
How he holds the phone... it’s so accurate.
Hahahaa yes
And with no case. 😂
I seriously run into you everywhere! I just saw you commenting on "Netflix Nordic" and I see you all of the time on Norwegian learning videos 😂 I guess we watch the same stuff
GarnetsWeb haha probably yes :)
really? they do that?
Biggest sign of being rich in this video is having that iPhone OUT OF THE CASE!!! lol
Very very true...
Valid point--there's nothing that says 'rich' like 'I don't care if I shatter $1000 in 2.9 seconds' (My $150 Android, on the other hand, has a case that looks like it was made by Goodyear.)
How is that a sign of being wealthy, I'm rich and I have a case
@@projectzorgo3903 There's rich, and then there's 'I've got Bezos in my contacts list' rich. Caseless is for the latter, and for those who want people to think they're the latter.
@@projectzorgo3903 if you are on CZcams commenting on everybody post you have too much time. If you were rich you'd probably be watching some tv station that you gonna buy later
“ she’s going to have to pull a Nancy Pelosi” 😂😂
Lol that was funny
Nancy piglosi
Hey, four months is a long time till your next hair appointment. I was two days away then the governors shut us down.
It was hat's and doing my own color.
Service provider: "Hi, I'm calling regarding your house air cond service"
Rich people:"For which house?"
Service provider:"The one in scarborough beach?"
Rich people : "Yes, but which one?"
😂👆🏾loved it
Also the rich celebrities be like: “we are all going through the same thing I know it’s hard to stay home but you have to” when they have a giant pool and like a million things for entertainment
And just a yard. Some people staying home literally means staying in one room plus a bathroom.
right?! My friend whos dad was the ceo of petsmart literally would call and compain to me how she was so bored when they had a pool, a gym, a huge yard with a garden and tennis court. Like ok, im here in under 1,000 ft apt but ok.
@@bookishb I feel like this argument is kinda stupid there are people in even worse situations than you does that mean you can't complain? It still can be hard I'm not anywhere near that rich but I do live in a 4,000 square foot house but I still miss seeing my friends and most of my family that I haven't seen in person in months.
they're the ones whining about having to stay home; that stuff means nothing because they ought to be able to do what they want to do when they want to do it
@@glassofmilk6988 Exactly...
Say what you want but this is mostly him caring about his wife's comforts.
That's actually a sweet observation!
He doesn't want to hear her complain anymore
@@Silver-cl2bd you see, there's 2 different people
@@Silver-cl2bd Rich or poor- happy wife happy life
His wife is Karen...
I wish my Tesla had a gps setting to go around the protests 😂
"stay home" - Arnold Schwarzenegger in his pool with a cigar
The title should be:
"keeping up with the Kardashians pandemic special"
😂😂😂😂
😅
😂😂😂THIS COMMENT ASJSDKSJJDJDKELE
No
*YES*
I know rich people, I work for them every day...it’s a little surreal how accurate this is.
This is half of my family... and I know, it's irritating as all Hell.😒
My aunt had her neighbours house bought because she didn't like the way they looked at her....😐 then had that house torn down to expand on their own house...😞
Yeah I used to work for rich people. ugh~
@@anelisamorgan8590 holy fck what
@@anelisamorgan8590 If she has that much money, does she give you some?
@@lailai9830 😂😂😂😂😂...😭 No... I was told the other day (by that side of the family) I'm at the "lower spectrum of worker's" and to be "greatful for whatever money I can make"..
I was like, "gee... thanks for reminding me" At least I do work.
“ It’s exhausting “ my favorite line to hate!!
Love how rich people had to go on vacation on the beginning of the year "because the last months were so hard" 😂
Woww yess
"...Nordstrom... Rack. "
And here I am thinking I'm striking it big at Target's clearance racks.
Oh please! Let me know when you strike it big in goodwill then well talk!
Jokes! Love em!
shadow tweet same
@@shadowtweet AGREE!!!! You've really hit rich then!
😂heck yeah!
I’m striking it big at Kohl’s clearance racks
Behind every Karen is a strong, accommodating CEO wildly detached from reality... #blessed
I thought I would reply to your comment just so you could see how many likes you have. Your welcome! LOL
Yes, good comment!
🤣Brilliant
😆😆😆
Truth
“If yall could just pray for my wife during all of this, its just been really hard on her, the hand sanitizer👊 shes been using👊 has just been staining the handles👊 of her louis vitton bag. Its just like- were gonna get through this, but together🤞ya know?”
XD ya
My fav..lol
This is extremely funny and at the same time sadly accurate.
When I heard that the real estate market was doing well in some parts of the world because people were buying more property, I just realized that we totally live in different worlds.
Exactly!
Oh honey, it's the same world...our world, they are buying up while driving up prices so that locals can't afford anything. Lifetime renters for the next generations after the last four presidents and the rise of the oligarchs.
I bought a house because of the stimulus checks, same as my in-laws. That’s what was increasing housing demand.
There’s been a demand for housing for a couple decades, supply chains and affordability were barriers already. Those stimulus checks was RENT and private student loan payments for me, not a down payment on a home
@@annieothername Everyone situation is different, and I am sorry for those who are struggling. We have been struggling to make ends meet for a long time (trust me), and also have a lot of private student loan debt. That does negate the fact that the stimulus checks for a married couple of two with a kid that totaled about 8,000 dollars, a child tax credit of 300 a month, a forbearance on federal loans for a year, along with generous unemployment benefits (my wife was making almost twice what she was making while working for about 6 months of 2020), and the fact we did not have to pay for daycare for about 5 months probably led to surge in housing demand for people in which it was previously unattainable. I'm not saying these programs were a bad thing by the way. Its just basic economics.
This is so ridiculous. A real rich person wouldn't go to the hair salon. They get a personal stylist and get their stuff done at home 😂😂😂
Not Nancy Pelosi, I'm pretty sure she's rich....
Tell that to Nancy
most rich people save there money and act normal but yeah
So fake. His Walmart glasses give it away
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
CZcams really is getting comfortable with these 2, 15 second unskippable ads.
I don’t want to be that person but.......thanks for all the likes🙂
Adblock browser or extension for PC. Absolute magic.
& mid roll ads.
Who do I ask to organize a boycott? Beyoncé?
Thought I was being targeted n taunted
All I can say is upgrading is worth it. 😎
Edit: if you upgrade to the subscription, your subscription $$ goes to the creators.
That’s how he gets paid. Just watch the stupid ad.
I was an administrator for a high-end salon in Chicago during the Quarantine…the bullseye accuracy of every 👏🏼single👏🏼one👏🏼of👏🏼these👏🏼 has me both cackling and experiencing some flashback trauma 🤣🤣🤣
When he said the 40 year old restaurant had to close and it could be a great little store front for his wife's candle shop, I lost it.
The hand sanitizer spoiling the handle of his wife's Louis Vuitton bag made me LMAO.😂😂😂
How you can tell I'm a pleb - I thought he was going to say "her Peloton"...
I swear I've been using scarves to not mess up my damn vachetta!!!
This happened to me but like on a non luxury leather bag 💼
@@KY_77 Does that work? I really like the way leather looks as it ages, but I can understand why someone wouldn't want their leather to age.
OMG Lol
I love how thoughtful this rich guy is being for his wife. He keeps complaining on her behalf and asking people to pray for her, and when a place was closed, he went out of his way to ensure she could get in because it was important to her.
He’s a keeper!
Ya! Its true! I cant realy blame him for not understanding people.
When he scoffed at the pool guy getting corona I thought he was going to scathingly suggest a more expensive beer.
John: "stay 6ft away from My porche"
Joey: "Heyyy!.... it's Poor-shuh!"
Me as a German says Thank you! Finally someone got it!
You just mentioned me a and my brother🤔
❤️ to Joey, “Did a porsh throw up on you??!!” 🤣
Get it right Dude!
“Our nanny is been quarantined for two weeks she’s on the eat wing but still” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂😂
☠️
*east
*east
I thought he said granny 🤦🏾♀️
Basically every celeb and politician during Covid. Especially the VMAs.
Sad but true
And all the wealthy people who are not politicians and celebrities.
Right? Only one person who’s pushing “Poll Voting” during a pandemic.
It's funny how they all are so against going out etc but then are having the VMAs lol
For sure!!! Look how Trump acts!!! Is it a hoax now you rich POS!! 😂😂😂😂
“They are getting evicted? Listen, I don’t have time for this, I gotta putt.” I died
My Mom has her own cleaning business. The majority of the people are very wealthy. Some of them even have not 2, but 3 houses! So I can verify, this is exactly how they talk! 😂
I have 3 houses, Apartment in the middle of the city, one on a lake and the other on a private golf course. I do not consider myself wealthy. I truly respect our service workers, happily shop at Nordstroms Rack and 2nd hand shops. I don't know anyone who acts like this.
He did a fun job on his video.
@@pattidj4384If you have three houses, you're wealthy.
As someone who works at a country club, completely accurate
I worked at a country club 3 years.
Worked?
Nice :)
Definitely,I was a groundscrew, as long as I didn’t have to interact with members, best job ever
@@reverse3d584 people change jobs
"Why would that affect me, I don't talk to him"😂 of course you don't
That's actually a valid point--if you have a mansion, you could easily have even infected workers working the other side of the house, and all you'd have to do is stay on the other side until the germs die off. (I'm assuming asymptomatic. I'm not 1% enough to want SICK sick people to have to work.)
It was just his tone. When ppl do my yard I open the front or back door, offer a beverage, ask if they need anything, and that's about it. Sometimes, the work is done when I'm not even home. 🤷🏾♀️ And I'm nowhere near rich.
@@asphodelale That's just a 1% thing, is it? Haha
I still love that he empathizes with his wife especially when her Louis Vuitton purse handles are getting stained by the hand sanitizer
I aspire to empathise with my wife on his level
This is too amazing. We aren’t rich, but I actually have had some of these thoughts and I now feel more blessed than I had realized…. And humbled.
I think people feel guilty for saying "The LORD has blessed me with my lifestyle."
And i think that's really sad.
@@ChristinaFromCZcams I definitely feel and express that daily to others. Nothing wrong with that.
Do you have a 16,000 sq ft home?
I'm coming over...Lol🤣🤣🤣
@@newday802 Two… which one do you want to hang out in? The one with the basketball court or the one with bowling alley?
@@fulltimefather-parttimehero Lol...The one with Bowling Alley🎳🎳🎳....😁
*they're not serving champagne anymore, its just really hard on her*
@Adidev Gopalakrishnan ez
Thats like something a dad would say about his child
Spitting the truth hard bruh
You wouldn't know
HOW IS THIS THE TRUTH?
@@projectzorgo3903 she is joking.... (I think)
@@entruh4520 shut up
@@emcw18 i don't speak simp
I mean he does care for his wife and kids activities. 😂
I used to work in an expensive laboratory that does almost exclusively covid tests right now... This is PAINFULLY accurate as to how rich people react to the minor inconveniences of a pandemic
I work near Alys Beach and I can confirm this is how all the people act that come into our coffee shop.
you should write down some of the convos and share them on twitter. i would even pay to read a book on that. highly entertaining to see rich people "suffer"
Bless your heart 😩
My apologies.
I really doubt that they are complaining about no champagne in their hair salon and that they cant go to their favorite restaurants because they shut down valley but that is just my opinion I am not saying that u are wrong though
😆😆😆
"We have 4 people in a 16,000sq ft home"
Ahhh...imagine that ❤
Imagine? I live it
@@projectzorgo3903 same here my man it’s a blessing
I have ...its spooky
@@projectzorgo3903 same here i do
"I wish there was a setting in my Tesla to take me around the protest... it's exhausting" 🤣🤣🤣
"4 people in a 16,000 square ft. home" lol
I like how much how he loves his wife, the healthy marriage is nice to see
It’s like she’s the ONLY other person in the world he cares about other than himself.
botox is definitely a good sign /s
2:33 - "Like, why would that effect me? I never talk to 'em" 😂🤣😂
“And I hate having to pull down my mask when I order, like, I said -“CrAB LeGSS!” 😤”
😂😂
It means so much that they take the time to sing us a song to remind us that we're all in this together.
“Get Botox approved as an essential business” 😂
This took me out!
“We’re all in this TOGETHER....no you can’t have any of my money”
This is why people should not spoil there children. This comment is accually giving myself advise for if i have a family.
This is so my boss and his colleagues. We're just sweeping the floor giving them the side eye.
This has aged beautifully.
I work for American Express, and lemme tell you, you’ve done it! You’ve really captured the “rich white person” attitude lmao I had a customer crying about how her Saks fifth avenue gift card reached her a day late bc of covid...HELLOOO PEOPLE ARE DYING
if she's that rich, why she worried about a gift card... u should be able to afford it either way
"people are dying, kim"
If you remove the word "white" out of "rich white people" , your statement will be more accurate. What does it have to do with skin color? Are you a racist?
@@AJ-gl3eq whites are treated better by customer service, primarily in high end fashion.. lol are you dumb?
@@AJ-gl3eq beyonce is a celebrity jackass... not a normal average black person
"My wife got caught shopping at Nordstrom..........RACK!" 😱
😃😄😂🤣
As someone who lives in Panama City Beach, that Alys Beach reference has me ROLLING. Thank you 🙏
Currently watching this from PCB 😂 (not from FL, we’re from Atlanta)
Yup. The place right down the road but never go there. 😆
My GOSH, you just took me back to the, “We’ll get through this, together.” I remember that ONE quote from the worst year of my life, which is 2020.
The casual chucking of the Dasani bottle got me 🤣🤣
SAME!!! 🤣🤣
I must be really poor I can't afford Dasani I always go for the cheaper brands if they're available
"Ok, four months ago we invested a LOT of money in Bill Gate's vaccine company, yeah so we don't even mind the fake death counts and exaggerated statistics.. yeeah NO we're about to CASH in!!" 🤣
Oh my gosh I read this the same time this part played 🤣
Hahaha my favorite line of this
@Nathaniel McGuire all I can say is depopulating this country (the US) might be a blessing for the whole of the human race and probably take care of what natural selection should take care of lol
@Joker . if people are healthy people tend to have less kids, that’s what he meant
@Joker wow what a sheep. Open your eyes for once
You know what has also been essential. All the maids and nannies and landscapers.
Rich people just can't get by without having someone to clean up after them, mow their lawns, and raise their kids for them.
As a bus driver, I'm still driving them to their jobs.
I've watched it 3 times. Thank you, John, for your perfect timing and intonations. I love your weatherman and traffic guy clips too. So much.
I had no idea how hard this has been for them...Bless Their Hearts💔😂
ROFL!!!!!!
Funniest comment!
"If this goes on any longer, she's gonna have to pull a Nanci Pelosi." 😂😂😂
He really needs to put that on a t-shirt with a picture of him holding that phone in that outfit.
Ngl all these famous rich people be like “I get its hard but we need to stay home” and I’m like them staying home still gives them hundreds of things to do, for most of us it literally means your bedroom, bathroom and the fridge.
"It's so hard for the waiter to hear me, so I have to pull down my mask. CRAB LEGS" Like, this hits so close to home. I work in a grocery store deli and the amount of people that do this frustrates me to no end. WHY do you think you are wearing these again?
For no reason. Masks don’t work.
I'm getting in on this. It's going to be good, lol.
They do it because they feel entitled to endangering people, that’s fucking it :(
@@reeree488 I've gotta ask where you get your thoughts from? Middle party here that's just curious. Sounds like this comment section will be getting good though.
@@austinnipper278 lol its been 2 months
The lack of wine at my hairdresser is quite distressing. 😂
Lol - I actually share this sentiment.
Right?! I’m sure I can bring my own 😂
Dang you really smacked the Bill Gates and fake statistics line 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro love you
Dog we have underreported. Bad things happen and the US shit the bad in every conceivable way. I never understand the bill gates vaccine theories. They have more holes than Swiss cheese
@@r99nate exactly right
TikTok stars and rich Instagramers be like "Ugh, you can't expect us to just say in our mansion with built in pool, private chef and home movie theater. We'll starve and get bored. We need to go out and party, ok?"
2:14 I love the honesty. This is like the most accurate clip in this vid lol
YUP.
When he threatened to move because of the lacrosse season😂😂😂
"We don't even mind the fake death counts and exaggerated statistics" i love the political jokes 😂😂
This was my favorite line!
I lost it at "we're about to cash in!" 😂
These spoilt folks are out of touch and living in an alternate reality. They truly believe they are entitled to their entitlements. Actually, they are waste managers who need to be taken out more often where spoilt things are dumped 🙄. JBC thx for this outstanding skit.
I hate them lol
@@privatejen3590 and why is it the richest most privileged billion heirs in this country think they can tell me about my privlege and that they are discriminated against
I LOVE THAT JOHN IS AWAKE AND CHRISTIANNNNN
So well done, lots of details showing wealth the rest of us can't relate to.
Can we please talk about how he holds his phone with his pinky out 😂
Dont forget "we understand how you feel were stuck at home too" when they have a whole pool and every entertainment thing you can think of
Ikr
The hand sanitizer staining the handles is probably accurate! Who would have thought of that lol
“On the east wing of the house” 😂
John crist has been on a roll since his return!
roll*
@@jakestoope1446 oh wow sorry I didn't notice 🤦♂️. Thanks for pointing that out.
Oh you mean his return from the time he took off because of his SEXUAL ASSULT allegations. But it's totally ok because he prayed really hard about it you guys.
@Sara Shepard www.charismanews.com/us/78703-john-crist-cancels-2019-tour-dates-after-reports-of-sexting-harassment-manipulation
Im just disgusted that he continues to act like it's fine now. He admitted to most of it.
@@melissabennett4328 yeah but he has made strides to be better. So we are giving him a second chance. But I'm sure that hurts your feelings.
Don't know this guy but he's either a brilliant actor or he's just being himself here. This is is just done far too well haha
Ya XD
He's abrilliant actor
Definitely an actor, crazy rich people are far from self-aware lol
He is a comedian
Nothing but the truth here folks. 💯
"Okay, how about you stay six feet away from my Porsche? Okay? Thank you!"
Bro, *who's* Porshe is that😂😂?
I almost bet it was someone random and he rushed to film that part 😂
@@6.0hhh Probably, he looked like he was in a hurry. He wasn't even wearing the same clothes lol.
jayenee Now I have to go back and watch the video to check that comment out ha ha
He really should blur the plates on it lol
🤣😂 I was thinking the same thing 😅
"They're not serving their full menu at the restaurant"... Looking at you Taco Bell!
And McDonalds!
And soon to say goodbye Mexican Pizza!😢
man so true though, like where's my fajito burrito gone lmao
Taco Cabana got rid of the enchiladas. I. Was. Not. Happy!
First it was my grilled stuffed burrito, now my Mexican pizza. How dare you Taco Bell.
the way he holds the phone lol 😁
This is so accurate, which makes it sadly hilarious. 🤣
It’s amazing how this is accurate.
“Nordstrom --- Rack” and I’m shopping at Ross Dress For Less
Didn't Ross go out of business from Corona? 😢
Same!
Love a good ross original
Goodwill all the way here! less than a mile from me and one of the stores that gets the main donations from the richie riches neighborhood..with orig richie rich store tags on them. SCORE! LOL
@@mycupoverflows7811 Not the ones near me and none that I know of.
This is exactly what rich ppl acted like during this whole ordeal, I work around them every day and it's almost impossible how accurate this guy is. Lmao, good job!
I watch this a few times a week and it never gets boring 🤣🤣 i want a husband jjjust like him 🤣🤣
Clearly you've been hanging around my moms country club community too much cause that's them exactly
Was a bartender at a Country Club for a year. The accuracy is on point!
Basically every country club tbh.
“She’s on the east wing of the house.” 😂😂😂
The scarf kept moving🤣🤣🤣
"...her new scented candle business". Ooooo, you hit the button! lol
This is fantastic!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trying not to wake the house over here lolol
Middle/Lower class: *I'm dying, on the street. No money. Idk how long this can go on*
Rich people: *in their million dollar mansion* I know how you feel, this is so hard during this time.
Pls no hate, it's a joke ;-;
Bruh why would we hate you're spitting the truth
uh thats always the case no matter what
Bruh u are spittin straight facts
My family is rich but we aren’t snobby and we understand people need help during these hard times and we donate money to them.
@@saint9378 thats good
This is my all time favorite of all you tube videos. Watched 3 times!
*This is STILL by far my favoritee Episode he has ever posted* ... I Actually KEEP Coming back 😁🙏🏾
This guy knows how to change the mood😂😂😂
the hot bar at whole foods hit hard
Sameee
Closed. "Maybe to the public but not to us." So real.
Every golfer showing up 2 hours after close or during a full capacity tournament
Dude...this is PERFECT! You should have a whole show! 🤣🤣🤣💕
"CRAB...LEGS"