John Crist on Why He Scared to Listen to Christian Radio!
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John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com - Komedie
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The whole video’s volume: 3/10
The last 10 seconds: so this is what it’s like to be deaf.
Ikr, almost died, jumped to the moon
lol , totally
I by accident turned it up to loud.... the moon was now my home
So I came to see if anyone else was complaining about the low volume. Thank you for the warning, I am now prepared. :)
Scared me to death!
It’s the fact that he laughs at his own jokes that KILLS ME. he’s that good 😂😂😂❤️
It's the fact that other ppl are laughing at them that gets me
Most comedians do that
I love the idea of finishing your sentences with song lyrics 😂
YOOOO!!!! THAT OUTRO SCARED THE LIFE OUTTA ME MAN
Thanks for the heads up. Lol
When you know it's coming and it still makes you jump 😂
Your comment saved me. The outro was 5 seconds ahead.
Same
😂😂😂
When I was 2 my mom took me to Walmart and I just sat in the cart singing “All I know is I’m not home yet, this is not where I belong” at the top of my lungs 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
😂
A fitting song for Walmart... Just like U2's "I still haven't found what I'm looking for", that was playing one day in Walmart.
@@ednutter7653 Good one! 😁
Christian tiktokers please make a mashup of “no ones gonna know” with “he knows”
That’s a good one.
Yes!!
No joke, my family and I were driving through a cemetery one time, and Lauren Daigle's song "Come Alive (Dry Bones)" came on. I was like, "Yeah, let's leave". 🤣
Exactly 😂😂😂😂😂
I would have been laughing so hard!😂
Swiftly turns off radio.
I'd be like, " I ain't Ezekiel. Not today Daigle. Not today."
😂😂😂
RIP Ears when the tour dates and music come on at the end way louder...
I thought the same thing. My ears still hurt.
Omg I thought I was gonna be ready for it after reading this comment. I was not.
I somehow literally didn't understand what you said until the end and yeaaah, I'm gonna be deaf for the next 5 minutes.
Omd, it just came out of nothin🥲
I wish I had read the comments first! 😩
"This is not where I belong......HE KNOWS!!!"
Those darn guardian angels. They know.
Note to Editor: Audio Balancing is your friend. On other news I know my heart works and I don't need a pacemaker 🤣
😂
Was scrolling through the comments whilst listening to the audio and read this one and thought to myself "what's this guy on about, the audio balance is fine". Then it got to the end and i got quite the shock, made me jump and now I have burning tea over me 😂
True story, I kid you not:
When I was little, my family listened to pretty much nothing but K-Love and Smile FM in the car. A couple of times He Reigns would come on and when the chorus came on for the first time, it would ACTUALLY rain outside, and it would stop when the song ended. When the rain started, we'd laugh and say "HE REIGNS!" :)
I had the same thing happen but it was a few rain drops in a clear sky driving home. I was listening to a lot of Christian music and then a song from owl city (?) You’re not alone came on and there was a verse that was “ when it rains it pours” and as I sang that the rain came on my windshield and stopped. I looked up and no rain. God is great, all the time.
@@shell7142 wtf
I know all the lyrics to this song.
I listen to K love, but what's the station for smile FM??
@@JuanGarcia-lj2xe I don't remember, I haven't listened to it in about 11 years.
God Definitely has a sense of humor! Love this sketch! Thanks for the laughs. 😆👍
I just love Christian music, even though we’re a bit funny sometimes 😂
Agree we have some weird quirks 🤣
gets the last spot in a parking lot:
hallelujah! oh oh, oh, oh, hallelujah!
Got in a car accident two weeks ago, the song on the radio started playing, "I can't Make it, Lord Without"
Are you doing OK today?
How are you feeling? Jesus loves you
Stay safe
@@Jesusbride515 much better, my ankle and ribs healed and got a new car. Praise the Lord!
@@abrahamkline8812 yayyyyy!!!
Binge watching your comedy lately and clicking all the like buttons. I swear I'm not a stalker! 😂 I just have a son in the military in Kabul right now and the anniversary of his big brother passing is coming up fast. We desperately need the laughter. Thank you for doing what you do! The world needs you now more than ever.
I love the way you mixed in music with comedy. That's really unique. 💕
These are so funny I just can’t
You can't what?
Haha freaking love this guy! Please come back to Portland one day, we need Jesus and John Crist!
My two needs: Christ and Crist
I love that he cracks up at his own jokes!
I love how your comedy is not blasphemous but so satirische and funny. Can I buy DVDs? :)
THIS IS GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's an actual comedian?! I never knew, that's awesome
I can't listen to christian radio because it's always the same old songs and it just gets overplayed. Same with every radio station, really.
Yea same
Glad I’m not the only one.
So true. I feel it's even worse with my local Christian contemporary station because they easily devote more time to commercials than any other station I listen to. So if the pop station plays music for 45 minutes and has 15 minutes of commercials/DJ blathering, you'll hear whatever the popular song is once in 45 minutes. For my local contemporary Christian station, it's closer to hearing the popular song once every 35 minutes.
The local station almost ruined Tauren Wells' song "Known" ("I'm fully known and loved by you") for me by playing it once every 20 minutes or so when it first came out. A co-worker always had her radio tuned to the local contemporary Christian station, and I was close enough to hear it...most of the time I was happy about that but I got to the point where I'd recognize the first few notes of "Known" and groan or mock scream or fake excessive enthusiasm, yelling "It's my SONG! I haven't heard this song in MINUTES!", which always cracked my co-worker up. Love the song (again) now but man, I couldn't stand it for a few months.
In the words of Christian Contemporary Music: "This is not where I belong."
Yeah. Although I listen to 91.9, they do repeat alot of the same songs.
I can’t listen to christian radio because of the DJs. They always seem so fake.
I usually go to Amazon music or CZcams haha.
check out AFR (american family radio) if you have a station in your area
I don't know about fake, but there's always one that is just WAAAAY over the top! They have SUCH peace in Jesus. The songs REALLY speak to them. If they lead an on-air prayer, it is clear from their voice that they are just SO aware of His presence. And they seem to feel that EVERY SINGLE SONG requires its own ten-minute devotional before and/or after they play it. 🤦♂️
" we're gonna wash you in the blood" 🙀 "I'm gonna call the 👮♀️ . 🤣🤣👏👏
I moved all the way across America because after I asked God should I stay or Go..Immediately Winds of Change by Kutless played on the radio..that was 16 years ago. Ty Jesus.😊
Can we talk about the way every 2 weeks there’s a support drive for Christian radio stations? Like… money laundering much 😂😂😂
Exactly. My mom used to switch to the top 40 radio stations when there were would be a support drive. Living in Georgia 104.7 The Fish did their support drives for Jamaica every few months. My mom would memorize the date and avoid that station on that day.
The ones I think are super sketchy are the ones who do pledge drives and yet still do commercials. WAY FM calls it “showing appreciation to their corporate sponsors”. I’m like “Naw, either take pledges or do commercials, but don’t do both”
They are a scam because they already have donors and businesses that give the money to support the station for the year but they still do a drive so they can pocket money
They depend on sponsorship to stay on the air. They don’t have commercials. Do you know how much $$$ radio stations get from commercial sponsors? Tons. It takes a lot of money to run a business, and that’s what radio stations are. Learn some things about it before you bring your hateful rhetoric. Go pick on Muslims, see how far that gets you.
This is unique, John. Bring this back with new songs in your shows!
I had the radio on without really listening, until I caught “let me tell you bout my Cheezit!”
So true 🤣 it's like the holy spirit narrates our lives with song just to make his work more interesting
I'm SO glad I found this channel!
Loved it - please do more of these.
Christian music…get ready for the drum buildup….every time 😂
I'm at work laughing so much. Thank you!! 😂🤣 love it
Perfect for Friday night! Much support from the Netherlands 🇳🇱🤗
This was so hilarious! Absolutely loved this idea 😆
The Dare you to Move comment gets me! That has happened so many times lol
I was there when he told this joke and it made me realize that I've went through some of the same things.
I love that I know all these songs almost by heart
Popular Opinion: Every single one of ya'll agrees that Crist made our day enthusiastic:
Y’all
It's so true though!! I was stuck working really late and it was like 11 pm and K-love plays "Stiiilll working, still still workin' workin'..."
Had the video cranked because of the low volume. Outro hit and I jumped into the fifth dimension 😂
I love the creativity 💜
DO MORE OF THIS😂🙌
excellent material John
Oh, my gosh. I was cracking up!!💛💛💛
Yes, Christian radio had alot of good times even unsuspicious efforts around humanitized humor relief fixations. Even when we get mad with random dis- maintenance difficulties in and our of service times scheduled.
Thanks for helping make forgiveness feel easier somehow.
Peace love and happiness friends alike and afar.
Thank you JOHN CHRIST for each good day of honest work invested. Keep those smile levels stayging....💚💛💙🖤❤
I love John… it’s good to laugh!!
OMG!!! I was in CC two months ago. I didn't know you were there.
I missed you 😔
Your comedy is brilliant!
I can’t listen to christian radio because it’s all so generic these days
The 2000's-2010's are the peak of Christian Radio imo
Yeah
Kendrick Lamar
Indeed the 90s to early 2000s has the best even 70/80s. Im old school like that. Check out Keith Green he's from the 70s but it's what Christian music should like.
I dont listen to it because it takes the time I could be spending hearing GODs word from pastors or talking about GOD on the radio
That outro beat hit HARD!
I love this video, it just the set the mood man! 🤩
This is hilarious and strangely kind of relatable.
Tbh not even sure of the last time I listened to the radio. Got that Bluetooth John
Miss this guy ❤️
This is the funniest thing I've seen for a while!
Yay. I just found out I got tickets to a concert of yours
Completely hysterical! 🤣🤣 then the music at the end blares on and my ears felt like they got stabbed 😩🤣
Fort Smith, AR...Dec 2nd!!! 🙌🏽
Great job !
You are just brilliant !!!
HILARIOUS!!! LOVE IT!!
Awesome stuff brother!!
Please come to Massachusetts or New Hampshire. I’d LOVE TO SEE YOU!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣
You ain't never lied lol. Klove😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you.
Love this
That was fabulous
Bought tickets for saint Louis woooo!!!!!! Im excited
Love it!!!
John you should come out here to Sacramento for a comedy night on your tour!
You are the MAN!! And we all know, you still like Hooters! Great wings.
one time i was in a car long car trip with my youth group and I was listening to ac dc in my head phones, then on the main car radio that ashamed song came on. i laughed so hard-
I love this soooo much
He’s hilarious 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂 it’s my favorite vid , this one is!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Epic, love it!
Thank you! Needed the laugh. We could sure use some of your comedic spirit here in Ohio. December 28th?
And I agree that a song comes on when you feel something
That second and last song got me! XD
He makes my day ahah💗
The sound on this video is VERY low. I had my volume all the way up and still could barely hear it. It was good though:)
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my LIFE! 😂
Dude you need to come to NY!!! You’re great !
I'm in MA & wish he would come to New England
Thank y'all for the music warnings. I lowered my volume
Perfection!! 😂😂😂
Love it John very funny bit 😂
The hand movements are hilarious 😂
This is a great bit.
I love this!!! It's so funny!!!!😅😂😊
Aw shoot! I live in Viera aka Melbourne! I'm purchasing my tickets asap!!
The RiOT with Obadiah and Nikki was THE BEST morning show on Christian radio. R.I.P.
This is so true. Although I thought he was going to say the reason he stopped listening is because the playlist on Klove and similar is like 12 songs. Edit: I reread the title. I guess my comment is not that relevant but I’m not deleting it lol.
👍 Love this chart topper! 😉
This is what my CZcams feed needs
LETS GOOOO, FOLKS!!!!!
Such a simple premise - using worship songs as punchlines - but so funny every time. Onya John you’re killing it mate 🙃
You pressed every little Christian button on my 💜💜💜 with this one
This is funny. I love it
I got excited for the 24 September date at the end: Melbourne!
But wrong country 😕