Brands that need to be cancelled IMMEDIATELY
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- čas přidán 26. 07. 2020
- Why stop at Aunt Jemima and Uncle Bens?? Here are all the grocery store brands that need to be cancelled ASAP!!
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com. - Komedie
He canceled the oats, I’m quaking right now
Underrated
😂
😂😂
nice 🤣
To those who don’t know Quaker’s are anti war
"Do I know any minorities? No, but I feel very confident speaking on their behalf."
--- Every SJW keyboard warrior
Lol this is an underrated comment
=BLM and white libs
They have their token black kids. The ones who appropriate white culture lol
Yeah!
Usually some random pagan white girl. Good to know this chick speaks for all people. Think about that! She knows what’s best for blacks and Hispanics, etc etc
Lgbt and the list goes on.
She soaks up the victim hood for them. 🙄
Sorry I'm lame, but what is sjw?
“Defund the police, defund Paw Patrol.”
This guy is hilarious 🤣
That was my favorite part. 🤣
Sadly, Cancel Culture WAS trying to cancel Chase.
police are good my uncles cop and my best friend is African american and im latino
He should have said DEFEND the police
🤣
This man had me crying when he said, " Let's get some wheat thicks up in here."
Me too 😂
Yep. Yep. 😂get me some Wheat Thicks lol! the standards they force upon us!
"I don't know any minorities but I feel confident speaking their behalf on the internet" 😂😂😂😂😂
Every influencer ever
so good
EVERY MINORITY I KNOW WOULD SERVE HIS ASS TO HIM.
"I don't have anything creative to add so I'll just quote the video and throw in some emoji after" 😂😂😂😂😂
True true
I find Cheerios offensive to British people.
😂😂😂😂
Oof I felt that and I'm not even Briton...
I find Cheerios offensive because the last thing I want to be in the morning is cheery.
Why
@@erenyeager3829 "Not even Briton" Yeah like that's a thing. Fanny.
When you can’t tell satire from reality you know the worlds in trouble
This feels like it needs to be on a t-shirt🤩
This is a documentary.
Haha right?!😂
"A woman, carrying salt, alone, in the rain." "Absolutely not!"
Lol, OMG I'm dying!! 😂
I would laugh but this actually is the world we live in...
Which is funny so we should laugh
@@jackiesampieri 😂😂
iM a 14 yEar OLd anD thIS iS deeP!!!
1 tomuch, why would we disrespect 14 year old people they also have feelings CANCELED
1tomuch Not to mention you have Panda Express on your logo. You ever heard of cultural appropriation, CANCELLED!! JK
"Uncle Ben's? Absolutely offended by that." No one should benefit financially off of Spiderman's dead uncle. That's just sick.
Funny thing is, the company DID change the name to Ben's Original last September!
He was a racist though, didn't you see him doing blackface on the rice boxes?
Or Luke Skywalker’s dead uncle
@@deutschamerikaner *omg someone finally relized that Luke has a dead uncle Ben too*
LMAO!!!! Too funny!!!
It is hilarious that he canceled Uncle Ben's rice and then dropped it right down in his cart and kept walking 😂
This is hilarious. And sad because it's freaking true. How on earth did we get to this ridiculous place where _everything_ offends _everyone?_
Ikr ☠️
nigga you are not persecuted
They've made up words just to find new reasons to be offended. You can't tell a dark joke in a large group because at least one person will say "actually, That's extremely offensive" for whatever reason. And if something is racist, its always the white people getting offended *for* a minority when in reality the minority in question was laughing with you.
We kept letting things slide and let the weirdos infiltrate our education system. I saw this shit coming in the early 90s when they started participation trophies and canceling school holiday events. My step kids were in a after-school activity group and were handed T-shirts that had Lennon and Marx among the historical figures on them. If my stepchildren had been primarily in our care I would have pulled them out of that program and school immediately.
"...everything offends everyone.. "
Actually, it's everything offends a small number of psychotic leftist dickheads.
“Listen, do I know any minorities myself?... no I do not. But I feel very confident speaking on their behalf, on the internet.”
What planet do you live on that you don’t know any minorities?!
@@nevadagrace3514 a planet without any liberals because we don't call them minorities, we call them PEOPLE
And when they get challenged by said minorities for not representing them correctly, they don't just apologize and move on. Oh no, they go full on white supremacist and tell the minority they aren't really a minority. I hate those racist people with a fiery passion.
@@richard_aguirre ah "i hate those people...", its like some people cant hear themselves.
And those people, having some degree of melanin, are the MAJORITY on the planet.😆😆😆
The amount of people who think he’s serious is honestly embarrassing
Edit: Once you hit 1k likes you can get hate for anything apparently
he may not be serious,but sadly people think like this on a daily 🤣
It's not really
Because the way things are now
It wouldn't be far out to think someone would act like this 🤯🤯😂
Right!? C'mon people after everything else this world has lost don't tell me you also lost your laugh box?!? The only thing we have left is comedy! 🤣😂🤣
@@projectilevomitaka.ther.o.1143 exactly
Actually he is very serious, serious about the ridiculousness of it all.
I can imagine an employee walking around going "why is this guy knocking down all this food? He's not even buying anything!" lol
He is not buying because all those products are cancelled. Lol
Your reasoning for these cancellations are brilliant! I love all of this! 😂🤣🤣
Did anyone notice John is not wearing a mask? *CANCELED* 🤣
Ha, I missed your comment. I posted the same. LOL :D
We did not find evidence that surgical-type face masks are effective in reducing laboratory-confirmed influenza transmission, either when worn by infected persons (source control) or by persons in the general community to reduce their susceptibility (Figure 2)." - CDC May 2020
wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/5/19-0994_article
Wolfin Cool story. We’re doing great as a country. Best numbers ever! 4.5M
LOL
Hahaha
Twitter be like: “write that down, write that down”
Facts
Yes!
They got Paw Patrol!
Lmfao 😂
😂
Uncle Ben's has changed it's name to Ben's Original, and removed Ben's picture from the packaging. All because of the awareness you brought to the market. Your hard work paid off!
John: talking abt offenses stuff in a store
Guy walking past: 👁👄👁
I've often wondered that - he probably gets some really weird looks lol!
Can you imagine you’re in a store and this guy just is talking into a camera and grabbing just random things. 😂😂😂
The worker just walking by him
I... uhhh... just keep walking
I’ve seen people video chatting while shopping. This would be nothing. Then again, I’m from NYC
Hey, they did it in animal house.
In 2020 with no mask or gloves, many people would’ve wanted him cancelled.
How dare you assume a woman is the one with finger nail polish. CANCELLED
How dare you assume those are fingers. Can toes not be thin and long now? CANCELED.
Garrett LH IM SOBBING LMAISHSHBS
XDDDDDDD
Dex Boat you got me there😂
I don't know why you guys keep talking about finger nailing the Polish, but whether it's a woman or not, that's non-consensual intercourse based solely on ethnicity, and ya'll are canceled.
Niech żyje Polska!!
This guy has the crazy cancel culture people done to a T, loved this video, I seriously feel like this is what they sit around doing all day
Omg I love this man 🤣 finally someone else that expresses how ridiculous things in our society have become
This whole video is exactly how the thinking goes today.
Thinking? Try Feeling!
I agree people are trying anything to make a big deal out of things that have nothing to do with the real issues!
YEP! They'll do anything except deal with the real issue
Black Patriot That’s... the point of the video
Oh, so this was a JOKE? It wasn't real? Man, it's so hard to tell anymore. :)
“Do you know who is out here solving racism in Walmart, Duplex” 😂🤣😂😂
@Ronald Hess exactly
Well, those cheap cookies usually taste better than the name brands. Way to go Duplex! Wait, isn't that usually a house found in a poorer neighborhood?? CANCELLED!
@Michael Smith That's your opinion. He has a lot of fans of his work! :)
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine innocently being at the store while this video was being recorded
"A woman carrying salt, alone, in the rain." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My local highschool had Redskins as their mascot and decided to cancel that because it offended native Americans. Come to find out, the local native American tribe was proud of their mascot and defended it. Turns out the people who were trying to cancel it in the first place were pretty much white students...they never even asked them how they feel and they were trying to cancel their representation! Maaan sometimes we go too far nowadays. Need to be offended by real problems like poverty and child abuse, then actively fight that instead...it's more worth your time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
On CNN a very white man and a very black man were discussing this very subject. My first thought on watching was why could they not fine a native to discuss it.
They are trying to do the same thing with one of the pro team mascots, I think the chiefs, and the only thing about the team that the native Americans, like my husband, are mad about the team is that they are a losing team, not because its "racist".
kamillagirl The pro football team Was called the Washington Redskins Their name got changed a few weeks ago.
Becky Ubelhor Thanks . I always wondered why someone would not be proud of their rich heritage. It’s not them complaining. It’s the snowflakes.
@@silvergirl3688 I'm just so worried for America right now 😢 there's so many young people in college who are being educated in Marxism and socialist values and don't even realize they're really being un-educated in truth.
As a woman, I'm strongly offended by the biscuits known as ladyfingers. It implies women are okay to cannibalize. Cancel them.
😂👍🏻
Confronting the masterminds of Cancel Culture👊🏻: czcams.com/video/hxXv8a_tFAQ/video.html
Hahahaahahaha
😂😂😂
But eating women is the only way many of them can get an orga--oh wait, I'm thinking of something else. . .
The 2-pack "2pac" one was hilarious.
"Animal cruelty crackers...Canceled!!!" 😂😂😂😂
“You know who’s out here solving racism in a Walmart?... DUPLEX” 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those cookies are nasty though and should be canceled 😂
This one cracked me up🤣🤣😂😂😂
Courtney J Lol 😂 aww I actually like those cookies. My co workers and I can finish a whole box of them
I wonder if sales of Duplex cookies jumped after this video lol
The way this man says the word "cancelled" is the most satisfying thing ever
Agreed zaddy
I felt a logic and beauty in life become a little more restored every time he hit “cancelled” 😂😂
ASMR
Why am I just now finding this? 😂 made my morning.
Love when he knocks the packages down. Canceled. 😂
“Defund the police? Defund Paw Patrol.”
They already canceled them - and most he is talking about here.
Mary Mclocke They have not lol
Hilarius!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Btw defund paw patrol wasnt a real thing. I think it was 4chan trolls who came up with it in the wake of BLM
It was, it went on national news where people picked up on it and started making it into a movement. Most people laughed it off, but a lot of people really tried doing it. I seen it on CNN a few weeks ago or last month. They had a whole CNN debate on it.
“Sir will you please stop talking to the groceries and leave?”
Oppressive...authoritarian...(capitalist)...manager...- cancelled - LOL
Only once you cancel the first amendment
"You're frightening the other customers, you keep removing your mask and you're making a mess throwing everything down"
@@melissasaint3283 The manager's name is "Karen."
@@mfaulkner7079 No, I really do hope he straightened out the stuff he was throwing back on the shelves ....everybody I know who works in the entire food supply chain is basically exhausted right now.
This was fantastic. “Oh none of this means anything at all, we still have real problems to work on?”
I am happy to say this is not what I expected. Absolutely brilliant
For those that didn’t catch it, this video is full of sarcasm.
LOL 😂
You think 😂😂😂😂
What? You mean i got all worked up for nothing? Im offended!!
Poe's Law is a bitch, ain't it?
Duh!
“I’ll look up some mistakes he made in the past on the internet and we can cancel him.” 😂😂
He should study world history the Red Baron was a German pilot during WWI. BEFORE GERMANY STARTED KILLING JEWISH PEOPLE
@@davidmorin6667 He *does* know that, that's why it's funny! Because so many of these "woke" people really don't know what they're talking about and honestly couldn't tell you the difference between WWI and WW2 if you asked them!
Laughing hysterically lol. Love this dude!
I miss these bits... bring'em back! 😂
I like to think he didn’t have a script and just walked into the store looking for items to cancel
I like to think he didn’t even look he just closed his eyes grabbed an item and then thought of a reason
I am going to live happily feeling it was all improv.
That's litterally people on Twitter.
He probably did riff alot of that, he is a stand up comedian after all...
Anyone who disliked this video doesn’t know what a joke is
This person is one of the Twitter people that gets mad at every thing.
@@maxihnoeg2686 the video was a joke making fun of Twitter
@@maxihnoeg2686 did you not realize this was a satirical video.......
@@phyliciam6675 thats why they said the dislikes are those Twitter people
Haha, but then again it isn't.
Thank You for this ...3 years later and we need to see this more than ever 😂
"Let's get some Wheat Thiccs up here, and then we'll talk."
😂🤣😅🤣😂😅
I like how almost perfectly this describes cancel culture, especially the quaker oats because quakers were some of the first abolitionists
But they want to cancel Lincoln, so why not the Quakers too?
Canceling can be good if done tactfully, but this is funny ngl
@@skygard49 Good how? Can you give an example?
@@KarmasAB123 I'm trying to think of one, but basically when it's being done as in people are being held accountable for their actions instead of internet hive mind
Peperage farm remembers.
i wonder how many people walking by actually thought he was serious
Since he's in Texas, let's better hope not! Some wrangling might be happening!
He's not serious?
Just two.
Man I was soooo deeply offended by this mans words. lol
If the number is higher than zero, that's too many.
Love ya, John! Sometimes you make me laugh so hard, I cry🤣🤣🤣🤣
How have I not heard of this channel sooner? This is GOLD!
"I need to appease my white guilt my virtue signalling on the internet."
That's one of my favorites!
Rebel ice cream? Might as well be “soldier in the confederate army” ice cream😂
It's some dang good ice cream, Salted Caramel is my favorite . This video is hilarious.
I eat Blue Bell religiously but because of that good joke ill have to try Rebel next time im at Walmart
Antebellum also means after war
Either way I'd be proud to have it. Knowing Confederate Soldiers were fighting for basic American rights.
Lol I’ll walk through the grocery store looking at things a lot different now 😩🥴🤣
You know who’s saving racism here in Walmart? Duplex 🤣🤣
I went to the paint store and looked at their color swatches to find out what color I truly am, I'm not White- I'm Dusty Apricot.
I'm calamine pink. Can hardly see it on my skin when applied.
I myself am Peach.
Im black muthafuxka!
I’m about to get some funny looks
Michael Jackson was the only person to be truly white! Like a napkin😄
“Hey Granny Smith ever heard of agism? CANCELED!”
Who's agism?
Zack The Exception I watched your Studio C videos and then find you here! I see both of us have good tastes😂
Wait you watch Blimey cow too haha
Addison Stine yes we do 😂 I make videos of them too.
FeFe yep 😂😂😂
Do you know who's solving racism in Walmart? Duplex lol
Assuming that only women paint their nails? Cancelled!
I laughed so hard at this and then laughed even harder at the comments. There are some brilliant people in the comment section!
I bought some apples some the other day called “Pink Ladies.” Thank you, Jon, for waking me up. Canceled!
😂.
The dishes with the nails and nail polish, LOL!!
"Wheat Thicks, I love Lizzo" 😂😂😂 This man is hilarious
“A woman, carrying salt alone, in the rain. Absolutely not.” 😆 🌧 ☔️ 👧 🧂
The only people who gave this a thumbs down are the people he’s talking about 😂
I was just about to post that. +1
Just looked. 800 of them so far.
Nope I gave it a thumbs down because he sexually abused an innocent woman
@@dkulkarni12 Context? Source? Was he indicted? Was he convicted? I have absolutely no tolerance for sexual abuse, nor accusations of such without tangible evidence. Be a part of the solution, not the problem.
@@Elisquez here's an article on what all happened if you're interested www.foxnews.com/entertainment/john-crist-speaks-out-months-after-sexual-misconduct-allegations
Do more of these videos. Thank you for making me laugh!
😆😅🤣 I love this guy's facetiousness! I used to know someone who would think this is serious.
Bruh, Ezekiel "thats offensive to atheists cancel the brand" me as a Christian watching😂
I'm an atheist and I laughed so hard!!!😂, he's wicked funny!!
Jennifer Bates yess hes so funny!😂💯 especially when he made the video abt when a women has a Bible verse for every situation
@@squirellvibes86 I like the video of him at Disney! I always wonder if there's other CZcamsrs making videos around him?? Because Disney is huge.
I was reading your comment right when he said it. It made it even funnier. 🤣🤣🤣
Hannah Park right?! Hahahaha
“That’s offensive to atheists, cancelled” 😂
There's a lot more non-Christians that just atheists. Massively non-inclusive. Cancelled!
@@viddork excluding Christian's form the non Christian's?canceled
@@IDK-ue1gy I have absolutely no idea what that's supposed to mean. :(
@@viddorkbecause nobody should be descriminated,yeah bad joke I know
So funny!!! "Why do the women always have to do the dishes?" LOL
Had to share with my friends. Too funny! I love John's voice.
Sad thing is that Uncle Ben’s and Paw Patrol actually got attacked.
Paw patrol did? I knew uncle bens did. But paw patrol. For real?
Wait what why
MusicGirl5 google “paw patrol defund”
@@avamyers1758 because they're showing a positive example of police is essential what it boils down to.
@@amead6256 yep. They actually cancelled a kids' television show just because the dogs were police dogs.
Lol, he forgot to mention how little Debbie was not swiss and shouldnt be selling swiss rolls 🤣
Cancel culture has gone way to far nowadays, this dude is pretty funny and I like how he makes fun of those damm liberals.
Libtards
the tombstone had a very unusual twist. loved it.🤣
"Defund the Police. Defund Paw Patrol." The best line ever! Thank you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The thing about the Paw Patrol joke is that there are people legitimately protesting Paw Patrol because of "good police"
It was on CNN too. I remember watching it on CNN, they did a debate on it.
WyldFyreFury anyone in the actual movement didn’t want that at all we don’t care about Any of this people are just doing that as a shut up
When will ppl grow up and Stop being so offended and whiney. Young people from ages 10-28 are absolutely goofball that should have had there @ss tore up to Respect others.
WTF?
no it was a meme
"wheat thins!...... I love lizzo" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL This man is hillarious
You know how many people are going to see this and actually think "this man is onto something".
at the rate this country is tearing itself apart there are plenty of those idiots out there.
The fact that both the paw patrol thing and the uncle Ben thing happened..😂
🤣
Actually in the store I shop at there are paw patrol products.
@@jamesmckane1205 here too. I just bought some for my nephew the other day.
1k people got really pissed by this.
Think about that. People got mad over this.
i bet they eat rebel ice cream lol
@@jesseeg.5185 what, made jokes about people getting offended over things people should never get offended over? I can’t believe someone would do this
understand these are the times we are living in, where this guy is making a mockery of all that the leftist government and Biden Admin are trying to create. It is a way for us who see the travesty in what is being done, to keep light-hearted and find a good laugh.
It's a joke! They cancelled their own laughter.
But it's so true
That's a way to go on a diet....cancel everything and there is nothing to eat.
Bro when he said “Defund the Police, Defund Paw Patrol” I was like I can’t support this guy lol then I realized there are things called jokes
He's demonstrating what a "Karen" does in a grocery store when shopping LOL
Sjw*
God I so hate that my names a meme ❤️
@@kswensen2481 Poor you 😭, unless ur rude
Not Karen’s 😐🤣
@@kswensen2481 as long as you dont act like one you're fine
With the way things are, this can be considered a documentary.
Ha ha
You're right, it can. 🤣
🤣
Great comment!
I was going to
Say that.
OMG! This was the best thing I’ve seen all year!
The best CZcams suggestion I’ve had in months. Hilarious!!!
"Let's get some wheat thicks out here" 🤣
“I love Lizzo”
Omg!!!! 😂😂
"The Red Baron, a fighter pilot in World War I, seems very anti-Semitic." LMAOOOO
Wouldn't that have been WWII for the anti-Semitism?
@@giraffesareselfish9563 Eh, Germany is just Anti-Semitic.
@@cliffreintzel9836 so are the Democrats
Yeah, tell me you know nothing about history, without telling me you know nothing about history!!
We learn something new everyday
I appreciate the subtle joke regarding people being upset about bringing the cow to be slaughtered... to make ice cream.
Grocery store workers: There’s that guy touching everything and not buying anything . Let’s cancel him.
John: Try.
LITTLE DEBBIE IS AN IRISH selling food called “Swiss” rolls. Cultural appropriation!
:-o
Oh she should be canceled
The Irish is swiss
Heavy the grey wolf I am part Irish and no we are not Swiss. Who told you that?
Dumb theory it said "swiss" so yeah.
I know Irish aren't swiss r/woosh
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m just sitting here offended that he kept the freezer door open for so long.
That triggered me, for sure.
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I know right. I definitely saw the windows fogging up with the warm air waste.
😂
Who else is with me thinking I'm sooo gonna do this next time I'm in a store...lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Everything is going to get cancelled because it might offend someone. 🤣
Nothing is safe. 🤣
I am offended you think people are easily offended (which they are).
@@Tigerman1138 😂 times Infinity and Beyond.
“Wheat thickssss”!!!! Come on now...let me know!! I busted out laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂
Those sound delicious
He said white rice brown rice why they gotta be separated😂😂
Don’t they taste different?
@@TexasNationalist1836 Maybe. But it's pure racism!
😂😂
@@verabolton I was asking a question but yes that was a funny joke
@@TexasNationalist1836 Yes, they do taste different. As well as there are different varieties of white rice (they taste and look different).
It'll seem racist but I personally think white rice is better
😂😂😂😂😂 I thought this guy was going to piss me off, but I'm dying laughing. So glad I saw this video 😂😂😂
Omg.... BRILLIANT! Thanks for the laughs 😍🤣
Wheat Thicks... lol