Children’s Toys that need to be cancelled IMMEDIATELY
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- čas přidán 14. 03. 2021
- Paw Patrol? Defunded. Old Maid? Ageism. Monopoly? Classist. CANCELLED!
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What’s sad is some people think like this and don’t actually think this is a joke....
So very true and they see no issue with IT AT ALL!
Right???
I know right??
Too many woke jokes.
They actually ban this type of stuf
“White people dunking, now we’re just lying” I’m dead
Lol that was funny! My hubby is white and he was in a basketball team throughout high school and won several awards for getting his team in the lead every season! Some white men can jump! 😉😂
@@JMarieCAlove I’m pretty sure nobody asked
Sadly it's the truth white people can't dunk 😣
@@JMarieCAlove LOL that was funny! My hubby is black and he was in a basketball team throughout high school and won several awards for getting his team in the lead every season. Most black men can jump
Especially with the black girl guarding her. She aight dunking that
This isn’t comedy anymore, it’s a *documentary*
But for real...you're right
I wish you were wrong 😬
I need a drink.
So accurate it's painful
Lol
Cancel Bob the Builder who's sentient vehicles are stealing job opportunities from smaller organizations and destroying their livelihoods, canceled!
Bruh. 😂🤣
On the other hand, Bob the Builder is where Obama got his 2008 slogan.
BWAHAHA
@@devindaniels1379 THANK YOU! I would tell someone and they'd be like "no!"
Nah the left/cancel culture doesn’t care about small businesses
I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
U should cry your being defunded
@@blandbrick hahahaha!
I did both
BOTH!!!
¿Por qué no los dos?
He be talking quietly so the targeters don’t get offended
Travelocity election now you have to serve bite in your weak people........ How you going to stir in the capital Stone the capital sequel 3 hahaha
@@brightmacsworld8353 DUDE NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS ON THE ELECTION NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY
Hi
@@johncrist2991 hi there what do you want?
@ DUDE NO ONE CARES IF HE IS NOT WEARING A MASK WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT IS THAT HE HAS TO BE CANCELED FOR SAYING THAT THOMAS AND FRIENDS SHOULD BE CANCELED SO THERE IS THAT CLEAR NOW LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS VIDEO FROM YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE ON CZcams
"The towers, falling, think about it..."
I can't look at Jenga the same way after this.
I once saw a Jenga copycat game called Tumbling towers and I thought that must have Osama bin Laden's favorite toy as a child.
Last I checked liberals are ignoring 9-11 in order to “not offend terrorists and Muslims!” Completely messed up! Lol
"Controlled demolition"
This is perfectly in Alex Jones category. He would be able to find the links between the CIA and Jenga
Wait I don’t get it. What’s wrong with Jenga?
John: Children’s Toys that need to be cancelled *immediately*
Twitter + Cancel Culture: *_I gotchu_*
sad but true still funny though
Yes but the laughs are good for the soul! 😂
😂😂
And liberals
Trump lost the election Trump lost the election Trump lost the election he's going to lose in 2024 just you wait or I'll still be world War 3 hahaha
Fun fact: The battleship box cover used to have the mother and daughter smiling and washing dishes in the background.
Ooof....
I remember that box because I had it as a child!!! Mom & daughter dutifully washing dishes and smiling, while the boys play games!
@@rebeccahelm180 Hilarious isn't it? 😂
😡😡😡😡😡 that is stereotyping women1!!1!1!1 cancelled1!1!1!1 😡😡😡😡😡😡
@@MrBruh281 lol
A white kid dunking now we’re just lying 😂😂😂
That was the best joke.
Right?!! I LITERALLY laugh out loud - LOUDLY on that one!!!
White kids can't jump (notice how short the goal) .. Cancelled!
IKR
That is being racist
This would be funny if it weren’t the truth. Be careful, I’m afraid they’ll get ideas from this.
Them wanting to cancel Dr sues books have by far been the dumbest thing ever. They are the most non discriminate or offensive book I’ve ever read. The only crime is that there just to great.
Agreed
@@ultimateslinger9857 Right! When I was in elementary several years ago ain't nobody was offended by the pictures in the book. Who's offended by it the kids or the adults? Cause us kids weren't.
@@evanwatkins6902 Exactly!
Seriously, I hope they don't find these videos. Cancelled!
The people who disliked this are definitely from cancel culture
If I saw this guy in my Target I would die laughing 😂
I’ve always wondered if he gets spotted as he’s gently knocking over the merchandise at these Targets and Walmarts.
I would join him lmao
@@mg8849 Fr lmaooo
@@kaylafinnegan3537 that's what I was thinking. 🤣
@@SeahawksMartin aye hey Martin 👋😂
All the customers in the store who witnessed this 😂
"oh Thomas the train fracking set CANCELED Biden canceled that on day one" lol so funny.
Thomes and frends is my childhood so stop
Sadly, TRUE!
@@definitelynotdieste175 ???
SAME
Abd he mistook Thomas for Gordon and maybe James
"a white kid dunking? now they're just lying to us. CAncelled" THIS Literally had me dying laughing, too funny
hmm “children’s” meaning singular? That’s exclusion, CANCELED
"Children's" is plural. "Child's" would be the singular
I came to this video after watching a video of someone getting called racist for buying a white snickers bar
LMAO I WATCHED THAT YESTERDAY 😭
Saw that a few weeks ago...very sad. It’s just a candy bar for crying out loud
🤦🏿♂️
Make it make sense 🤣🤣🤣
You have GOT to be kidding! I have to search that out. The insanity just keeps getting more insane!!!
The sad part is that there's a Karen, snowflake, liberal, or all of the above out there watching this right now and they are using this video as a checklist!
I was just thinking that. Lol
That is by far my least favorite group of people
Right! No one has a sense of humor anymore.
Probably some of the dislikes
@@chrondog18 Oh for sure.
I love how he takes their logic and puts it in real life situations to show just how absolutely ridiculous their agenda is ❤😂
Hi
John Crist wOw iTs tHe rEaL jOhN cRiSt I cAnT BeLiEvE iT
Soon, Disney will be changing the name to Womandalorian.
Or “x”dalorian
their dying. Ohio and a few others are closing for good.
@@Organicme1 what are you talking about
@@courtneyj9906 60 Disney stores are closing for good. I guess it's moving to more online shopping and fewer locations.
@@courtneyj9906 Also almost no movie theater revenue, and productions slowed do to pandemic.
The last thing I want to see is a politically correct kids TV show.
nightmare provoking
Turn on Cartoon Network at literally anytime of day
Although I guess adult swim doesn’t count
@@thespanishinquisition8617 haha
That would be super boring.
Don’t give them any ideas
"Guess who? Does your person look like a male but identify as a female?" BAHAHAHA
That was the best
Today, a joke.
Tomorrow, a news story.
There was literally a story today about how hiking isn't diverse enough and is ablist. Cancel culture knows no boundaries.
Unless they’re hiking across a CERTAIN border...
The funny thing is they actually have a real trail accessible trails around the mountain I mean it’s not hiking but still…
Half a million deaths and we are still playing with Gravedigger. Had me weak 😂😂😂.
I know! I almost spit out my drink laughing! 😂😂😂 John is the best!
@@quorrakai Yes lol
Gov. Cuomo holds the high score in that game.
@@suzg4928 oh my lol
Yup
He basically summarized modern society in a nutshell.
Target employee: Sir you need to stop knocking our merchandise over
John: You know who else is a target? Taylor Lorenz! *Canceled!*
Hi
“Well, unfortunately if we discover anything you’ve done in your past, sorry is no longer enough.” I’m laughing but I’m also not.
Hi
I like how vaguely threatening that statement is. These guys talk about equality and peace and their only solution is passively violent.
Stopped mid Trey Kennedy video for this and it was worth it 😂
WHAT??? Trey Kennedy videos are much better😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆🤣😂🤣😆🤣😂
It usually is lol
Same!! Lol
Last time I was this early, it was OK to read Dr. Seuss books in school 😂
So what happened with Dr. Seuss? 🤷♀️🤷♀️
What happened?? Dr. Seuss is a pretty popular figure in english class where I live
@@annaferns1840 One of his books had a caricature of a Chinese person. This book was cancelled.
For everyone who is asking where is his mask. ... He's in a state where it is not mandatory anymore. It's up to the individual if they want to wear a mask or not. He's not wearing one...ok. . Move along. Have a nice day 😊
Thank you! He probably made sure he wasn’t near a lot of people also.
If anyone cares about a mask they shouldn't be following John lol
What state is this!? Why isn't Florida doing this!!! 😒
I cheered.
@@gean4890 Texas
“Creator offensive to atheists” I died 🤣
This was fun but painful to watch knowing this is where the world is heading. Thank God we aint from this world
I'm afraid we are already there on at least 80% of what he joked. It's simply insane! Woke culture - CANCELLED!!
Amen.
Right, amen
@@jazzydadj6206 but I mean the paw patrol Chase the cops dog really I come from a cop family that's kinda dumb they don't need to get rid of him
He was joking, although you might have already known, sorry
“Can I get a-“
Chic-fil-a on Sunday: 2:51
They recently pu a Chick fil a right by where I live and for some reason I'm only in the mood for a sandwidh on Sundays
It is Chick-Fil-A not Chic-Fil-A
John's kids will not look forward to going toy shopping with him.
"Daddy can I have this?"
"No. This toy is offense in some way to someone we don't even know. Cancelled!"
Or, John reading his kids' Christmas toy wish list, red pen in hand: "Cancelled. Cancelled. Cancelled!"
i love how all he said for the pac man one was “pac-MAN? hmm.”
Favorite part 😂
Me too 😂
Which is funny because they did make a pack woman game
@@derekhandson351 true but God forbid they wanna make it like potato head and without a gender just Pac Person
The best part? PAC-Man does have a female counterpart. It’s...Mrs. PAC-Man.
I lost it when he talked about the white kid dunking a basketball 😂
I love how he didn’t even have to explain the pac man one 😂😂
I'm going to need an entire "cancelled" series....at least one a week! PLEASE!!!!
I feel bad for the employee who has to stack up all the toys he knocked over
The employee gets cancelled for undoing John’s cancel work lol
I bet he fixes every single one. I mean, how could he repeatedly do this in big department stores with loss prevention units watching him on cameras the entire time. I'd think they would put some security on him quick, and then immediately show him the door.
He is too Christian to leave the toys knocked over
As someone who worked at a Target at one point, the toy aisles get pretty trashed every day anyway. They might not even notice anything different. lol
@@fuckgoogle4712 Lmao, I highly doubt Security gives a fuck.
People are going to want to cancel this video because it offends them 😂
That anti-racist baby book is at TARGET? Holy smokes.
Cancel target...seriously. and don't let ur girls use their bathrooms alone.
God, John, you’re just giving them more ammunition to cancel more things so kids can’t have fun! /s
Bit they want ammo to be, u guessed it CANCLED
Lol unfortunately this is the world we live in 🤦♀️🤦♀️
the way he said *HAS-BRO*🤣🤣🤣
The Lego Creator joke killed me.
Surprised you didn't do this one:
Pokemon cards support capturing animals from their wild habitats - CANCELLED
“Antiracist Baby” 😂. Let me have 100 to give away as gifts! 😆
Ooh that would be perfect to re-enact Good Omens with.
Yeah, misread that as "antichrist baby" 😂
I love it! I want to buy it
So what's it about?
John is a legend, a national treasure 💯😂
This series is just pure gold, can watch these videos like forever! The jokes really had me rolling on the floor cuz of laughter, sooo super mega hilarious and so accurate at the same time!
The fact that they're addressing EVERYTHING except what needs to be addressed makes these 'canceled' videos so much funnier
“Half a million deaths and were still playing with grave digger” 😂😂
Yahtzee?! So we want kids to become gambling addicts now? Unacceptable, cancelled!
“Look at this fun basketball hoop. A white kid dunking, now we’re just lying to people.” Lmaooooo🤣🤣🤣
*Children? Having fun? Last time I checked we didn't create these monsters to have fun, but to align with our political agenda! We're adults! Let's make things terrible so kids can't have a normal childhood and end up depressed* - Every single adult in the summer of 2020.
Btw for the last one, all the "cancelled" dr. suess books are already off the shelves and it doesn't matter since they weren't even the popular ones. but still hilarious video
“Fracking set” 😂. Canceled on day 1!
I love how he puts the aspect of realism onto those toys
John: Paw Patrol
Everyone: Such a TROLL
"Now we are just lying to people" lol
“Jenga: two towers, falling. Think about it. Cancelled!” Haha
Most people walking by probably had no idea what this was for😂
Movies That Need To Be Cancelled should be next.
Considering John's sheltered childhood, THAT should be fun! :)
Old maid! I’m truly surprised they didn’t get that one yet! 😂
It's only still ok b/c it was a white woman they are calling Old Maid! LOL!
Everyone let us reminisce over the year 2017, where there were 2 genders and people didn’t care nearly as much about Chosen gender and all the stuff people get canceled for
The Guess Who one had me dying🤣🤣
I have no words. This is too good and also too sad. Major credit to you.
Lol 😂 I’m so glad I watched this and came across it. It’s a little refreshing comedy :)
My opinion:
Cancel culture is so frustrating and feels like it’s about people that are very insecure and cannot handle being mature in life. If it offends then make it about for yourselves, one does not have to decide for the rest of the people.
1:30 "two towers falling, think about it" 😂🤣
Like leave us alone.
The fact that I believe some people are actually like this says a lot about society.
I get the feeling he hasn't actually seen how bad "Anti-racist Baby" is. There isn't much I can say about it without asking for forgiveness afterward...that bad.
This man is too funny😂😂
No he is not
Youngboy is funnier
@@TheRealNBAYoungboy NO HE IS NOT FUNNY AND NEITHER IS THE GUY IN THIS VIDEO NOW SHUT UP BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS VIDEO
“A white kid dunking so now we are just lying to our self’s” 🤣
"A white kid dunking, now we're just lying to people." I can't fucking breath. 😂
To be honest, the Karen’s would probably defend minions.
This was absolutely incredible! Great work.
You can tell he's actually in Target because he's trying to be quiet.
Little did he know that Charlie Berens and his group was outside in the parking lot while waiting for their wives in this target 🤣
This is LEGIT liberal’s logic!
Not all Liberal's. I'm Liberal and don't think that way.
i hope you don't genuinely think all of us are like that :( don't let the loud ones ruin it for everyone
Target:
Take notes, TAKE NOTES!!!!!!!!!
Sad but true
Every overprotective parent ever:
The sound of kids excited in background was a perfect touch!
So true, so true! People have lost their mind. I am afraid I might get cancelled because I am a "Black Irish." Not the right ethnicity in culture right now.
My old HS teacher was "black Irish" too
John without a mask..... CANCELED
I had a bad day today, I just could, not stop chuckling, thank you.
Great to have you back John. This is absolutely hilarious 😀😀😀
Do they still make Mystery Date, if so, I'd love to see the possible "dates" it provides.
I covered up Kamala books with Dr. Suess this weekend 🤣🤣
I cover her books too, as well as Biden’s. 😂
"If we discover anything you've done in your past sorry will no longer be enough"
*BRUH THAT IS LITERALLY HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA RIGHT THERE*
“GUESS WHO “ the most accurate!! 🤦♀️
Good thing hot wheels haven't been added to the list yet lol
Hot wheels? Promoting reckless driving....CANCELLED!!!
@@suzg4928 hot wheels only promotes safe stunt driving...not intended to be used in real life situations lol
It promotes using gas!! Cancelled!
Why do we still divide children’s toys by gender anymore? We all know gender is starting to become a thing of the past.
"A white kid dunking. Now we're just lying!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS MAN! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK
Yea where would we be without these videos!
Its my saving grace!
Still looking for the wheat thicks lol
Cancel Power Rangers because our power comes from God.
Canceled.
I really want to be this guys friend now 😂😂😂😂😂. This video is legendary. But you forgot about clue...... “mrs White. Really?????” Lol
Ya...how come there's no Mr. Black or Officer Brown?
*"Old Maid"* 🤣👌🏾 that's No Good. Can't have that...
“1:58 a white kid dunking, let’s not lie”
*y’all know Mrs Pac-Man has been a thing for decades*
what about proper pronouns? lol
You cancelled all my favs what am I supposed to do now, John!?!? 😂😂😂
I could watch this 100 times over. Amazing !!! Just found this guy on CZcams and I'm totally addicted to his content. Hilarious.