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  • "Abraham? Yes! If it's a Bible name they're hired, it's company policy." Comedian John Crist imagines what it's like to work in the Chickfila Human Resources department.
    John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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  • @kayliehutson02859
    @kayliehutson02859 Před 3 lety +6236

    At our Chick-fil-A we have an Abram, Ezra, Hannah, Andrew, Benjamin, Jacob, James, Jonathan, Joshua, Judah, Martha, Nathaniel, 2 Elizabeths, Ethan, Angel, and 3 Graces. And most of us are homeschooled.

    • @SarahLizDoan
      @SarahLizDoan Před 3 lety +307

      Seriously? You’ve got to be joking.

    • @Prophetic_Piano
      @Prophetic_Piano Před 3 lety +441

      Wow! I'm sure Martha especially is a very hard worker!

    • @JMarieCAlove
      @JMarieCAlove Před 3 lety +37

      Kaylin Hutson That’s so cool! 😁

    • @Ngesh02
      @Ngesh02 Před 3 lety +99

      Lol
      Do they portray their biblical roles? 😂😂😂 JK

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 Před 3 lety +258

      Are y’all sure that Jacob isn’t just going to the back and getting his mom to make the food for him? Keep an eye on that guy. 👀😂

  • @JonHortonMusic
    @JonHortonMusic Před 3 lety +2914

    I got the wrong order at Chick Fil A once. I knew the Lord wanted me to have it.

  • @aguyontheinternet1
    @aguyontheinternet1 Před 3 lety +3115

    "Biggest failure: losing the middle school spelling bee, hired she can write the cow slogans" had me

    • @kimberlyjennings618
      @kimberlyjennings618 Před 3 lety +22

      Yess 😂🙌🏻

    • @chrisboyd4433
      @chrisboyd4433 Před 2 lety +6

      My wife says CFA is "cowist" because they imply that all cows are uneducated and can't spell.

    • @jodied3764
      @jodied3764 Před 2 lety +2

      Perfect and awesome video!

    • @jdtreharne
      @jdtreharne Před 2 lety +1

      I didn't get that joke until reading your comment 🤣

  • @MacroTh3ory
    @MacroTh3ory Před 3 lety +3262

    I mobile ordered the 4 piece chicken strip combo. In the special comments I wrote “extra chicken strip in Jesus’ name”. I opened the box and there were 5 strips. Chick-fil-A understands the power in the name of Jesus.

    • @mdlm77
      @mdlm77 Před 3 lety +108

      This comment is underrated lol

    • @trentsoto6852
      @trentsoto6852 Před 3 lety +31

      Is this Christianity?

    • @fatnakedjimmyneutron
      @fatnakedjimmyneutron Před 3 lety +250

      I dont know if this is a joke or not but I ordered a 4 piece and got 5 with a note on the box that said "God Bless (:" and I'm not even kidding that was the greatest day of my life

    • @raylee5461
      @raylee5461 Před 3 lety +48

      @@trentsoto6852 no, don't think it is, friend. God is not a means towards gain.

    • @alfienykabutler5919
      @alfienykabutler5919 Před 3 lety +15

      So dumb! I'm crying laughing.

  • @deanevans8154
    @deanevans8154 Před 3 lety +3635

    As a Chick-fil-A employee, this is 95% accurate

    • @SolventNewt
      @SolventNewt Před 3 lety +188

      As another Chick-fil-A employee, I agree with this comment

    • @rebeccadavis3151
      @rebeccadavis3151 Před 3 lety +144

      I sent this to my chick fil a group chat and we also agree with this comment

    • @pcd1377
      @pcd1377 Před 3 lety +75

      To be fair, any hiring manager should be putting *Cal-Berkeley* resumes in the 🗑 regardless of the position... or company.

    • @carolea7158
      @carolea7158 Před 3 lety +31

      wait what's the 5%? ;)

    • @rebeccadavis3151
      @rebeccadavis3151 Před 3 lety +20

      @@carolea7158 I go to ole miss and I work at cfa😂

  • @CB-zv1ji
    @CB-zv1ji Před 3 lety +1872

    “Boaz....... Yo az is hired!” Had me rolling 😂

  • @jkar1747
    @jkar1747 Před 3 lety +879

    This girl's name is Eve, put her as a cashier have her try to upsale the male customers!"😂🙈😂🙈 This statement killed me....

    • @MettleInkpen
      @MettleInkpen Před 3 lety +12

      Me too!! And the Boaz one...lol

    • @Idtelos
      @Idtelos Před 2 lety +8

      I would of been epic if she had gave apples with family meal...

    • @wild2914
      @wild2914 Před 2 lety

      im confused...? TwT

    • @selenasimmons6653
      @selenasimmons6653 Před 2 lety +1

      💀💀💀💀

    • @rccoh777
      @rccoh777 Před rokem +2

      @@wild2914 Adam and Eve ... Eve convinced Adam to eat the apple.

  • @suchasongbird
    @suchasongbird Před 2 lety +211

    “God told me to” is going to be my response from now on to answer “why you left” during an interview. Love it!

  • @joshmcgoo
    @joshmcgoo Před 3 lety +2297

    "Age: 24
    Gender......I don't wanna do that joke"
    You found the line, and danced around it. lol

    • @AhsokaJackson
      @AhsokaJackson Před 3 lety +114

      Yup, he nailed it. Excellently played, ha!

    • @EntertainmentBreeze
      @EntertainmentBreeze Před 3 lety +50

      I don't get it... can someone explain the joke/reference? 😭

    • @AhsokaJackson
      @AhsokaJackson Před 3 lety +279

      EntertainmentBreeze He knows that anything related to gender (and also sexuality, which is more than a little linked...) tends to bring out a lot of craziness.
      And it's kinda implied that the person probably would've had an...iffy...answer on that form, but John basically pulled a "no comment" and just didn't even go there. XD
      He got a humorous moment out of it without having to actually make a full joke. It's also relatable for a lot of people, I'm sure, because we also face being on the receiving end of the craziness if we don't adhere to the doctrine of the day...which itself isn't even consistent to begin with.
      Ha, I just had a moment like that myself. It was on an insect video, and after witnessing a back-and-forth there, I was tempted to explain that some bugs actually are hermaphroditic, so this stuff actually applies to them legitimately...but I ultimately kept quiet because I had a strong suspicion I'd regret having helped. 😅

    • @hollyedwards8325
      @hollyedwards8325 Před 3 lety +12

      Ahsoka Jackson thank you!!

    • @AhsokaJackson
      @AhsokaJackson Před 3 lety +7

      holly edwards Oh, no problem! (-: 👍

  • @kylefielder9664
    @kylefielder9664 Před 3 lety +553

    “Hired but unnecessary” lol

  • @justanotherbaptistjew5659
    @justanotherbaptistjew5659 Před 3 lety +339

    “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
    -Wayne Gretzky”
    -Michael Scott

  • @marisal48
    @marisal48 Před 3 lety +877

    The youth pastor at my church calls Chick-Fil-A 'The Lord's chicken'.
    Edit: During our retreat we had it for lunch. It was amazing.

    • @joelmorris214
      @joelmorris214 Před 3 lety +14

      He’s correct.

    • @nascar_vault
      @nascar_vault Před 3 lety +22

      I call it Christian chicken

    • @ChipLinck
      @ChipLinck Před 3 lety +12

      Ok, I'm going to start calling it that.

    • @gracekennington8850
      @gracekennington8850 Před 3 lety +4

      @@nascar_vault Godly comment here I’m calling it Christian chicken from now on 😭

    • @darrinh
      @darrinh Před 3 lety +7

      It’s the only place that closes on Sunday 🤷

  • @hannaht1325
    @hannaht1325 Před 3 lety +803

    "Education: Homeschool, hired!" Yesss 🤣🤣🤣

    • @zacktheexception1198
      @zacktheexception1198 Před 3 lety +19

      That’s legit how it works 😂😂 and I LOVE IT

    • @mellaoct
      @mellaoct Před 3 lety +23

      That’s right! My experience with hiring home schooled kids has been FANTASTIC.

    • @Robester1408
      @Robester1408 Před 3 lety +4

      Hannah...hired!

    • @mariacarlisle981
      @mariacarlisle981 Před 3 lety +3

      Literally, when I worked there as a youth there was so many homeschooled kids working there too!

    • @belindarosenheim2322
      @belindarosenheim2322 Před 3 lety +2

      Yoaz is hired!😂

  • @zacktheexception1198
    @zacktheexception1198 Před 3 lety +4331

    As a Christian homeschooler who is literally expected to get hired by Chick-fil-a TOMORROW did I click within 5 seconds of this coming out? ABSOLUTELY
    Edit: I got the job, been working for going on 2 years and am now in leadership! Best job ever!

  • @lucastidwell282
    @lucastidwell282 Před 3 lety +78

    "Former employer raising canes, reason for leaving God told me too." lol

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz Před 3 lety +152

    The Judas be like: Yo, i'm like Judas Thaddeus (not iscariot) what the heck!

  • @vintagetitanic26
    @vintagetitanic26 Před 3 lety +1550

    “Skill: Can fix broken ice cream machine. Dude, this is Chick-fil-a. Our machine is never broken. Apply to McDonald’s.”
    No truer statement ever made. It’s always a gamble between the Frappe and the ice cream machine at MD. This week it was ice cream. 😔

    • @kayliehutson02859
      @kayliehutson02859 Před 3 lety +37

      I've worked at Chick-Fil-A for over a year, and our ice cream machine has NEVER broken.

    • @JMarieCAlove
      @JMarieCAlove Před 3 lety +32

      Too funny! My friend worked at McDonald’s as a assistant manager, the ice cream machine broke down (again), and he tried to fix it himself, but chocolate ice cream exploded all over him! Lol ... he no longer works there! He didn’t get fired, he found another job selling patio furniture in New Jersey, where he’s from. He doesn’t miss working at McDonalds! 🍔🍟🥤🍦😉

    • @janavos9901
      @janavos9901 Před 3 lety +25

      It's hilarious because even in South Africa the MacDonald's ice cream machines are always broken!!

    • @appalachiangunman9589
      @appalachiangunman9589 Před 3 lety +14

      I’ve got a lot of ice creams/ Blizzards at Dairy Queen in my life and I don’t think they’ve ever told me their machine was messed up, McD’s on the other hand? Their machine seems to be messed up more often than not.

    • @godsgamer7494
      @godsgamer7494 Před 3 lety +18

      Y’all ready for some truth? I was once a worker a McDonald’s. We tell the customers that the ice cream machine is broken so that it can be cleaned. We don’t say that because we don’t want customers thinking there is something bad in their ice cream (there isn’t). It’s simply easier to explain that it’s broken or unusable at the time. Fell free to reply with more questions.

  • @whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729

    I love the confusion with kanye west😂

  • @commscompany1502
    @commscompany1502 Před 2 lety +293

    As a Catholic, I find his confusion about the catholic applicant hilarious but also sad. So am laughing and annoyed at the same time 😂

    • @dmdeester
      @dmdeester Před 2 lety +35

      I too am a Catholic who found that line both offensive & hilarious at the same time.

    • @rachele3334
      @rachele3334 Před 2 lety +11

      @@dmdeester I’m LDS, so I feel ya 😉

    • @TheTurdballs420
      @TheTurdballs420 Před 2 lety +1

      Catholic means pedo on a global scale and a “woke” pope. Chick-fil-A would hard pass for sure

    • @KimJongUno
      @KimJongUno Před 2 lety +3

      I don't get it ☹️

    • @DigitalLogos
      @DigitalLogos Před 2 lety +36

      Context: Modern Catholic schools aren't much better than public school. Sad, but true.

  • @andybub45
    @andybub45 Před 3 lety +43

    “Her name is Eve… Put her as a cashier have her try to upsell the male customers” 😂

  • @angtoddjohnson
    @angtoddjohnson Před 3 lety +1021

    My son Samuel is a homeschool kid who wassssss - HIRED and started yesterday.

  • @RohanSingh-qg1jw
    @RohanSingh-qg1jw Před 3 lety +1116

    "Eve... She'll upsell the male customers"

    • @jviarruel
      @jviarruel Před 3 lety +12

      But didn't he put her in the hired pile? 😂💦

    • @queentinadoire6931
      @queentinadoire6931 Před 3 lety +11

      @@jviarruel Yep he did. She got lucky.🤣🤣

    • @msjonesreadingandmath8489
      @msjonesreadingandmath8489 Před 3 lety +4

      That was crazy!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @countreekidd
      @countreekidd Před 3 lety +11

      I was wondering if people got that joke lol
      Male customers be like: "she added some dessert and I did pay"

    • @queentinadoire6931
      @queentinadoire6931 Před 3 lety +10

      @@countreekidd Eve will bring in more profits. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @basketanand
    @basketanand Před 3 lety +394

    I thought BYU would be “Hired!” But this was funnier

    • @ericl8743
      @ericl8743 Před 3 lety +13

      I don't get why the person wasn't hired.

    • @Lawrence330
      @Lawrence330 Před 3 lety +68

      @@ericl8743 It's a Mormon school. A little less "mainstream protestant" than the masses tend to favor. Same with the St. Peters joke, protestants and Catholics have their disagreements.

    • @ashleynelson909
      @ashleynelson909 Před 3 lety +26

      You should never hired a cult

    • @bradenthurgood
      @bradenthurgood Před 3 lety +74

      @@ashleynelson909 Mormons aren’t a cult lol

    • @ashleynelson909
      @ashleynelson909 Před 3 lety +29

      @@bradenthurgood you are wrong...they are evil cult

  • @jadespeckman8074
    @jadespeckman8074 Před 2 lety +32

    As a former Chick-fil-A employee THIS IS TOO DANG FUNNY

  • @marcoyue1882
    @marcoyue1882 Před 3 lety +691

    "Boaz?" Yo az is hired... 😬😂

    • @megaoldskool76
      @megaoldskool76 Před 3 lety +18

      That was sooooo funny!!🤣🤣

    • @rsswilliams2866
      @rsswilliams2866 Před 3 lety +24

      I'm a leader at my youth group. We watched this last night & all the kids started screaming when that happened. I sprinted out of the room because I was laughing so hard. I had a talk with the media director later, asking why they did not screen the video before showing it to the kids.

    • @kiabanks47
      @kiabanks47 Před 3 lety +4

      That was too funny!

    • @lifewitholga_
      @lifewitholga_ Před 3 lety +4

      🤣

    • @carlosadurt6153
      @carlosadurt6153 Před 3 lety +3

      What does "Yoaz" refer to?

  • @isaacwhite9706
    @isaacwhite9706 Před 3 lety +1764

    “Used to work at Popeyes” wow why don’t you just say “I don’t know how to make quality chicken”savage😂

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 Před 3 lety +19

      But popeye chicken sandwich is to die for Well at least people where killing over it

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 Před 3 lety +11

      Ngl, that is the one thing I disagree with Chik Fil A with, like I would kill for some Popeyes

    • @therealopaartist
      @therealopaartist Před 3 lety +8

      They're just salty that popeyes had people literally rioting over theirs.

    • @arnonroyna4420
      @arnonroyna4420 Před 3 lety +2

      @@therealopaartist All Chicken Sandwiches Matter!

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 Před 3 lety

      Should have just said they worked at Taco Bell

  • @joannawarren6029
    @joannawarren6029 Před 3 lety +63

    “St. Peters catholic school” 🤣😬 all my fellow catholic in the audience 😭

    • @blakelowrey9620
      @blakelowrey9620 Před 3 lety +6

      I guess I know why chickfilla regected me in high school now

    • @joannawarren6029
      @joannawarren6029 Před 3 lety +1

      @@blakelowrey9620 I felt that 🤣

    • @blakelowrey9620
      @blakelowrey9620 Před 3 lety +3

      "oh what church do you go to" - Chick-Fil-a manager. "St. Thomas" - Me *awkward energy intensifies"

    • @geanbean1305
      @geanbean1305 Před 3 lety +15

      Ikr?!? How does anyone not know, that all christian denominations branched off of Catholicism!?! I mean come on!!! And I'm catholic, and would have no problem In wearing their uniform! I wear shorts and a t-shirt all time! And I'm a very conservative catholic!! What do people think Catholics are?? Aliens that aren't normal? I mean seriously, WE CAME FIRST. SERIOUSLY 😑
      Catholicism came before all the other christian denominations, and they say we aren't christians😑 I mean the nerve of some people... I mean, I'm no trying to be rude to anyone in the slightest. I love everyone, and respect everyone, no matter who they are, or where they comes from, or what religion they are; but I detest the fact that people alienate people just because of their religion, and it makes me sick😑 yes, I might not believe in everything they do, but I still respect them as human beings, and children of God, and I wish others would do the same😑

    • @nicolehale5712
      @nicolehale5712 Před 3 lety +18

      FYI Catholic ARE Christians- we were the FIRST Christians, by the way.

  • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
    @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 Před 3 lety +96

    Next time I’m in America, Chick-Fil-A is gonna be the first stop!!!

    • @KT8702
      @KT8702 Před 2 lety

      Get the regular nuggets, not the strips!

  • @MexicanMartialArts
    @MexicanMartialArts Před 3 lety +5045

    Judas gave me attitude in the drive-thru today. Does this count as an official complaint?? 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @Joy35
    @Joy35 Před 3 lety +892

    My name is Joy...do I even need a resume or can I just walk in and get paid?

  • @RachelPurington
    @RachelPurington Před 3 lety +41

    This is one of the most HILARIOUS videos I have ever seen!!! It's just completely perfect. Every joke killed!! Well done, John!!!

  • @seankemsley3893
    @seankemsley3893 Před 2 lety +16

    As a BYU graduate, I laughed pretty hard at his reaction to the applicant coming out of BYU.

  • @fvckyourcharade894
    @fvckyourcharade894 Před 3 lety +439

    "Gender... Im not doing that joke" puts in not hired pile 😂

  • @alfienykabutler5919
    @alfienykabutler5919 Před 3 lety +805

    When you place your order at Chick-fil-A it's really a prayer request. ✨

  • @flabershlap101
    @flabershlap101 Před 3 lety +45

    as a "Mormon", the BYU joke was _gold_ xD

    • @brantley2171
      @brantley2171 Před 2 lety

      I didn’t understand it. Care to elaborate?

    • @2ndworldcountryusa583
      @2ndworldcountryusa583 Před 2 lety

      I’m a Mormon too lol loved it

    • @LimegreenSnowstorm
      @LimegreenSnowstorm Před 2 lety +3

      @Brantley probably because some members of the Evangelical community don’t consider us Christians 😔 But the peeps at CFA were super great when I worked there :) We may have our doctrinal differences, but we both love Jesus! His name is even part of the name of the church; it’s literally called The Church of Jesus Christ

    • @LimegreenSnowstorm
      @LimegreenSnowstorm Před 2 lety +1

      Okay but the most ironic part is that there’s a CFA on BYU campus XD

    • @rubypeterson665
      @rubypeterson665 Před 2 lety

      Oh I didn’t even know that was a Mormon joke-

  • @kyenotkey349
    @kyenotkey349 Před 3 lety +58

    Fun fact: my dad use to work for the Chick-Fa-La corporate and was an I.T. He helped develop the app!

  • @breannc980
    @breannc980 Před 3 lety +820

    “Judas. Ok bible name, yes, but he’s a bad character... Tell him Zaxby’s is hiring.” That was too funny.

    • @Mosesthelabretriever
      @Mosesthelabretriever Před 3 lety +20

      Hhahahah it's even funnier for me because I worked at ZAXBYS for four years now I'm at chickfila hahahahah

    • @originallyik
      @originallyik Před 3 lety +7

      @@Mosesthelabretriever I really like ZAXBY's! But I prefer Chick-fil-A more. That line had me laughing!

    • @Mosesthelabretriever
      @Mosesthelabretriever Před 3 lety +3

      Isaac Kouyembana I prefer chickfila too!! And it so much more friendly to work at, at least where I work. 😁

    • @lukea8674
      @lukea8674 Před 3 lety

      Zaxbys is better anyway.

    • @jennifermaconbusby
      @jennifermaconbusby Před 3 lety +2

      Loved that

  • @faithvu623
    @faithvu623 Před 3 lety +349

    OMG!! I’m Faith and my sisters are Hope and Grace 😂😂

    • @faithvu623
      @faithvu623 Před 3 lety +16

      Oh and I also worked at Chick-fil-a for a year and was around the corner from BYU which made up like most of our employees 😂

    • @queentinadoire6931
      @queentinadoire6931 Před 3 lety +25

      Your sisters are hired.

    • @jackphilipp9642
      @jackphilipp9642 Před 3 lety +2

      Do u have another sister named love

    • @mackinzielizabeth872
      @mackinzielizabeth872 Před 3 lety +5

      i go to school with sisters Faith Grace Hope Charity Mary and Anna

    • @melnor4727
      @melnor4727 Před 3 lety +1

      Do y’all work at Chick-fil-A 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Staki6908
    @Staki6908 Před 3 lety +47

    Should have been "BYU?" "We're closed on Sundays so yes Hired."

    • @LimegreenSnowstorm
      @LimegreenSnowstorm Před 2 lety

      Right?? All the teens I went to church with were tryna get jobs at CFA so we wouldn’t have to work Sundays XD

  • @Angelaml222
    @Angelaml222 Před 3 lety +8

    “No, not doing that joke.” 🤣

  • @IBoughtItMyself
    @IBoughtItMyself Před 3 lety +317

    Cannot believe how perfectly this was done. Writing, acting, directing all top notch. Got so close to the edge so many times, then backed right off. Wow.

  • @rockbandplayit6018
    @rockbandplayit6018 Před 3 lety +179

    Managed to get a full uniform, osha notice, and make 100 applications for a joke. Impressive and hilarious. 10/10 would drive thru again.

    • @stephmazz
      @stephmazz Před 3 lety +8

      Working in HR, I laughed so hard seeing the employment posters in the back. So funny! haha

  • @emmarollins5957
    @emmarollins5957 Před 3 lety +18

    I just came here for the jokes. Then he said BYU.... XD XD XD That's where I go, we have so many chick-fil-a's around here!

  • @jamesalexander5025
    @jamesalexander5025 Před 3 lety +5

    “Sweet Tea? Somebody’s name is Sweet Tea?!” ...Sweettea? HIIIIRRREEEDD!!” I HOLLERED 🤣🤣🤣

  • @benboddy
    @benboddy Před 3 lety +1088

    Chick-fil-A closes at 10. That’s in 20 minutes. I saw this video and immediately got in the car to get me some Chick-fil-A. It’s Labor Day. They’re closed. Thanks for a terrible night.

    • @tyreebrownart
      @tyreebrownart Před 3 lety +6

      😹😹😹

    • @CTVM2
      @CTVM2 Před 3 lety +17

      Awwww 🥰 Tomorrow there’s always tomorrow (and it’s not Sunday 🙌🏼🙏🏼😂)

    • @muppet9284
      @muppet9284 Před 3 lety +9

      Yup we closed at 8 today sorry :P

    • @tuckertheyoutuber901
      @tuckertheyoutuber901 Před 3 lety +7

      F

    • @kayliehutson02859
      @kayliehutson02859 Před 3 lety +6

      You should have gone to the Kansas City location! WE were open, lol

  • @mommyoffour6112
    @mommyoffour6112 Před 3 lety +151

    “Sweetea” got hired and promoted to manager! 😂🤣

    • @animefallenangel
      @animefallenangel Před 3 lety +1

      I didn't understand the Sweetea joke, and attempting to search only brought up sweet tea recipes XD

    • @mayraquinones6334
      @mayraquinones6334 Před 3 lety

      @@animefallenangel 🤣🤣😅😅

  • @SoulShineLiveMichele
    @SoulShineLiveMichele Před 3 lety +18

    The confusion about BYU cracks me up. We have Chic-fil-A here in Utah. I am pretty sure the hiring standards are different here, and many Utah folks love that it's closed on Sunday. I will have to double check name tags. I know they had an Andrew at one time. Although they are fast with their drive thru system, I don't go much since the lobby is closed. It's the most popular place in town.

    • @LimegreenSnowstorm
      @LimegreenSnowstorm Před 2 lety +1

      Not only is there CFA in Utah, there’s a CFA on BYU campus XD it’s nowhere near as busy as it is in the South though, but that’s hard to beat. My hometown had two CFAs and only one high school XD

    • @SoulShineLiveMichele
      @SoulShineLiveMichele Před 2 lety

      @@LimegreenSnowstorm on campus? Hmm I know they have one in downtown Provo didn't know they had one on campus. As I haven't been to a CFA in the south, I have no comparison. I just know they are a super popular eating place here in Utah.

  • @emmettturner9452
    @emmettturner9452 Před 2 lety +4

    In reality, Chick-fil-a seems to have mastered the art of hiring standards.

  • @albertjr911
    @albertjr911 Před 3 lety +213

    Sweetea promoted to manager immediately had me in tears. So funny.

    • @asinegaasinega
      @asinegaasinega Před 3 lety +1

      I didn't get that part (actually troubled me to what Biblical reference it was). Thanks for clearing it up :)

    • @imcrazy534
      @imcrazy534 Před 2 lety +2

      @@asinegaasinega please explain lol

    • @lr_laura
      @lr_laura Před 2 lety +4

      @@imcrazy534 sweetea is like “sweet tea” 😂

    • @imcrazy534
      @imcrazy534 Před 2 lety +3

      @@lr_laura 😄 oops
      Sometimes I overthink stuff

    • @MissBlossem
      @MissBlossem Před rokem

      @@asinegaasinega the joke doesn't refer to a Bible text but to the phenomenon that some white churches want more diversity in their congregations so they will give tasks to people that are from a minority group much quicker.
      Sweetea is a black girl

  • @ChristopherDolby
    @ChristopherDolby Před 3 lety +370

    Fav verse, “ you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - the Book of Osteen v3:18

    • @johnnylongeaton6729
      @johnnylongeaton6729 Před 3 lety +10

      Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nomiandthenoob6172
      @nomiandthenoob6172 Před 3 lety +1

      I desperately need to try Chic Fil a!! Come to the UK!!!

    • @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840
      @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 Před 3 lety +7

      My favorite Verse " do not be anxious "
      My dumb self : Always Anxious

    • @JMarieCAlove
      @JMarieCAlove Před 3 lety +2

      Nomi and the Noob Their chicken is really good! I also love their waffle fries and BBQ sauce! Lol We just had it a couple of days ago and my town in Central Valley in California, is building a new one close to my neighborhood! Yay! 😁

    • @DaveBaldwin1
      @DaveBaldwin1 Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂

  • @bethanytong2338
    @bethanytong2338 Před 3 lety +5

    at our cfa we got two andrews, a christian, a daniel, a faith, a jacob, a luke, a matthew, a nathaniel, three rachels, two rebeccas, a steven, a samuel, and a thomas

    • @asinegaasinega
      @asinegaasinega Před 3 lety

      That's some cfa. I mean, you dont even find christians naming their kids Samuel these days. I wish i would move to where it is. If i were to bet, it's the cfa at Lancaster PA.

  • @dylannakamura1423
    @dylannakamura1423 Před 3 lety +5

    "Eve.... have her upsell the customers" 😂😂 literally *classic*

  • @finn3625
    @finn3625 Před 3 lety +1035

    My mom is a manger at chic fil a I showed her this video she laughed soooo hard
    Thanks for all the likes

    • @SarahLizDoan
      @SarahLizDoan Před 3 lety +17

      Does she like her job? Genuinely.

    • @finn3625
      @finn3625 Před 3 lety +14

      @@SarahLizDoan nope

    • @SarahLizDoan
      @SarahLizDoan Před 3 lety +6

      Sophie Rosebure I’m sorry to hear that.

    • @candiigurl7893
      @candiigurl7893 Před 3 lety +15

      @@finn3625 people who work in retail and food service tend to have that answer. Sucks, but that's the reality. I work retail so I know.

    • @josephchen920
      @josephchen920 Před 3 lety +22

      Is she a manger there because Jesus was born in a manger?

  • @dauntlesswarriorproductions112

    This is EXACTLY what Chick-fil-A HR is like.

    • @magdalinethompson5023
      @magdalinethompson5023 Před 3 lety +1

      How do you know?

    • @tylers_bowling_pb
      @tylers_bowling_pb Před 3 lety +2

      I agree i used to work there

    • @magdalinethompson5023
      @magdalinethompson5023 Před 3 lety +5

      Veteran MM18 Oh ok. Yeah my sister used to work at a chick fil A and my brother still does. Too hectic for me but I think Chick-fil-A employees are a godsent

    • @dauntlesswarriorproductions112
      @dauntlesswarriorproductions112 Před 3 lety +1

      @@magdalinethompson5023 I worked in the kitchen for 2 years. Loved the people, didn't care too much for the smells XP

    • @tylers_bowling_pb
      @tylers_bowling_pb Před 3 lety +2

      @@magdalinethompson5023 it depends on the people. I work in the kitchen and upfront. The front was nice but the kitchen just had a lack of leadership.

  • @kevinsweeney1986
    @kevinsweeney1986 Před 2 lety +9

    As a Catholic, the St. Peters joke gave me a good laugh 😂

  • @phillip4478
    @phillip4478 Před 3 lety +34

    As a Senior Director of a Chick-fil-A, I can tell you what we look for.
    1. Do you value others?
    2. Are you in it for the team?
    3. Do you put your best effort in things you do?
    4. Are you a brand ambassador and can you be trusted to represent the brand well?
    5. Do you have a growth mindset?
    These are the 5 big things we look for at our restaurant.

    • @intigniadickey2224
      @intigniadickey2224 Před 3 lety +5

      1. Very much. 2. Yes. 3. Always. 4. Yes. 5. You betchca.

    • @mineduck3050
      @mineduck3050 Před 2 lety +1

      1. Yeah 2. Teamwork makes the best and most efficient environment but I'm not in it for the team I'm in it to earn money so I can survive. 3. Yes always all day with everything my whole life, which is how I finally made it to an entry level fast food interview in my forties. 4. Treat me like crap and I'll drag your name by the neck through the streets, otherwise sure whatever you need. 5. Do you have an attainable living wage position for me that also supports my three children that I know for a fact I can reach? Than yes.

    • @dezmion
      @dezmion Před 2 lety +3

      Then why y’all hire me? Lmfaooo

    • @LimegreenSnowstorm
      @LimegreenSnowstorm Před 2 lety +1

      Also do you smile because those employees are always smiling

    • @phillip4478
      @phillip4478 Před 2 lety +7

      @@dezmion sometimes we feel bad for people.

  • @VersoLaltoProductions
    @VersoLaltoProductions Před 3 lety +77

    The awkward uncertainty about Catholic and Mormon applicants was perfect! I'd imagine that sums up the feelings of our evangelical brothers and sisters quite well. : )

    • @georgebauerschmidt5289
      @georgebauerschmidt5289 Před 3 lety +13

      Mormons aren't Christians which makes it even funnier because they think they are.

    • @rivercat26
      @rivercat26 Před 2 lety +6

      @@georgebauerschmidt5289 you're... gatekeeping christianity???

    • @georgebauerschmidt5289
      @georgebauerschmidt5289 Před 2 lety

      @@rivercat26 I don't even know what that means. gatekeeping ?? I guess _no_ since that's not a thing.

    • @jesstonius
      @jesstonius Před rokem +7

      @@georgebauerschmidt5289 All my Mormon friends believe in Christ as their redeemer and savior. Huh. Totally random question: what is your definition of Christian?

    • @georgebauerschmidt5289
      @georgebauerschmidt5289 Před rokem +7

      @@jesstonius you wrote: _"believe in Christ as their redeemer and savior"_
      Perhaps your Mormon friends believe that, not all do. Most do not believe Jesus is GOD or puts all their trust in Him to save them. Instead they trust men on earth for revelations and their own work to save them. They also follow a lot of Freemasonry concepts which is not a Christian organization just a patriarchal philanthropy organization.

  • @docgrace
    @docgrace Před 3 lety +530

    So, name is Grace but I'm a Catholic.... Do I at least get an interview? 😂

    • @queentinadoire6931
      @queentinadoire6931 Před 3 lety +60

      Yep. You get an interview but no promises of getting the job. 🤣🤣

    • @zacktheexception1198
      @zacktheexception1198 Před 3 lety +64

      You get an interview but they will have a deep conversation about your salvation to determine if you’ll get the job

    • @lindamarie9804
      @lindamarie9804 Před 3 lety +65

      Yep and yep the name is sufficient 🙌🏻❤️😇... 2 Corinthians 12:9 But he said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness. Therefore I will boast all the more gladly of my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ may rest upon me.”

    • @Clarey-ke6vb
      @Clarey-ke6vb Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @karinaangsan
      @karinaangsan Před 3 lety +62

      I'm glad I'm not the only Catholic! Also, I love your username 😅

  • @driftprod
    @driftprod Před 3 lety +10

    *Used to work at popeyes.*
    “just write down u don’t know how to make a chicken sandwich.”
    i’m laughing so hard 😂

  • @willsquared3128
    @willsquared3128 Před 3 lety +10

    As an actual CFA employee this is SO accurate

  • @VictorWembanyamaSpurs
    @VictorWembanyamaSpurs Před 3 lety +109

    BOAZ?
    YOUR AZZ IS HIRED
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sethtgamble
      @sethtgamble Před 3 lety +3

      Anyone looking for timestamp 2:05

    • @skyhcky
      @skyhcky Před 3 lety +5

      I lost it on that one.lol!!

  • @mechkitten
    @mechkitten Před 3 lety +95

    He went above and beyond by including the OSHA posters in the background.

    • @janayawebb9817
      @janayawebb9817 Před 3 lety +1

      I agree! Glad someone else noticed haha!

    • @naoomi123792
      @naoomi123792 Před 3 lety +1

      Right 😭😂😂

    • @marcw6875
      @marcw6875 Před 3 lety +2

      This is John Crist. Maybe he just walked into a Chick-fil-a like the Terminator. "I need your office, your uniform, and some applications." ;)

  • @raneyboy9937
    @raneyboy9937 Před 3 lety +10

    I started laughing when he was talking about how Popeyes doesn’t know how to make a Chicken Sandwich

    • @tylersoto7465
      @tylersoto7465 Před rokem

      Lol, but Popeyes chicken sandwiches are delicious though

  • @caitlink2978
    @caitlink2978 Před 3 lety +14

    "Kanye west no- wait... um... where does he... uh.." *puts in hired*

  • @timothy2195
    @timothy2195 Před 3 lety +220

    I’m guessing that was his uniform from when he worked there lol

  • @arielhatch6492
    @arielhatch6492 Před 3 lety +54

    Lol BYU grad here! Thanks for not sending us straight to the rejection pile 👍🏻

    • @audrieking7109
      @audrieking7109 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes, worried me for a sec haha 😅 Go Cougs!

  • @squishyman959
    @squishyman959 Před 8 měsíci +1

    3:06 I HAVE A HOPE, FAITH, AND A GRACE THAT WORK AT MY CHICKFILA LOL

  • @May-qb3vx
    @May-qb3vx Před 2 lety +4

    Trying to up-sell the male customers: There’s a reason my brother calls it Christian Hooters lol

  • @nathan1sixteen
    @nathan1sixteen Před 3 lety +388

    Age: 24
    Gender (with grin): not doing this joke
    I died 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lydiastone4702
    @lydiastone4702 Před 3 lety +333

    I’m Catholic and I work at Chick-fil-A lol and the store operator is Catholic. Still funny tho

    • @JWhiskeywoman
      @JWhiskeywoman Před 3 lety +31

      Ave Maria!!! 🙏🙏🙏😇😇😇

    • @bpater12
      @bpater12 Před 3 lety +18

      DEUS VULT!

    • @gabbieshaw3988
      @gabbieshaw3988 Před 3 lety +10

      He went there didnt he😂😂 lowkey almost offended but it was a funny joke.

    • @fawn1785
      @fawn1785 Před 3 lety +38

      Catholic - the Original Christian! 😇 💒

    • @VeronicaaCecilia
      @VeronicaaCecilia Před 3 lety +22

      I WAS GONNA SAY! I'm a faithful Catholic and a huge John Crist fan. I supported you all throughout your struggles friend, what's with the dissin my people!?!

  • @NoahThurman02
    @NoahThurman02 Před rokem +2

    I just started at Chick-fil-A and my name is Noah.😂😂😂

  • @xzabbierphoenix4145
    @xzabbierphoenix4145 Před 2 lety +1

    He said, “.. I’m not doing that joke.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @themcmemes493
    @themcmemes493 Před 3 lety +112

    This is his best stuff he has put out since he's returned.

  • @melaniekay3647
    @melaniekay3647 Před 3 lety +332

    As a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints who did NOT go to BYU, I appreciated that joke so much 🤣😂😂 Go Aggies!!

    • @audrieking7109
      @audrieking7109 Před 3 lety +26

      Unfortunately, most people are going to think you are talking about the Texas A&M Aggies since people outside of Utah/Idaho don't associate the Aggies with Utah State :/
      P.S. Go Cougs!

    • @danielburt3749
      @danielburt3749 Před 3 lety +25

      Booooo. Go Cougs.

    • @TayLybb
      @TayLybb Před 3 lety +12

      @@danielburt3749 55 to 3, v Navy this evening. Not bad.

    • @josiahhodges1893
      @josiahhodges1893 Před 3 lety +7

      At first I thought you were talking about A&M aggies. Had to look it up.Gig’em!

    • @nicolepatterson5078
      @nicolepatterson5078 Před 3 lety +3

      @@josiahhodges1893 amen! Gig 'em Aggies!!

  • @PCDoctorUSA
    @PCDoctorUSA Před 3 lety +4

    "This is Chick-Fil-A. Our ice cream machines work." So true.

    • @ladyelainefairchild3546
      @ladyelainefairchild3546 Před 2 lety

      I look forward to the frosted lemonade so much I’d be really bummed if ice cream machine didn’t work. Luckily that’s never happened.

  • @jacobhofius2528
    @jacobhofius2528 Před 3 lety +23

    “Bible names are hired” yet I wasn’t hired and I’m Jacob 🥲

    • @clovers10
      @clovers10 Před 3 lety +11

      You should’ve told them that you go by Israel-automatic hire.

    • @chlochlo6294
      @chlochlo6294 Před 3 lety

      @@clovers10 HAHAHAHAH THAT HAD ME LAUGHING

    • @paulallen6336
      @paulallen6336 Před 3 lety +1

      @@clovers10 Haha, and his biggest fear should have said, "dislocating my other hip wrestling all night".

    • @aint_sodumb_52
      @aint_sodumb_52 Před 3 lety

      Should carried a hiking stick leaning on it.

    • @jbflynn1
      @jbflynn1 Před 3 lety

      You'll come back owning the place

  • @chrisw2963
    @chrisw2963 Před 3 lety +590

    Favorite bible verse: "They were both naked, and not ashamed."

  • @benjaminspadzinski9799
    @benjaminspadzinski9799 Před 3 lety +24

    “Boaz....yoaz is hired” GOT ME 😂

  • @benneubaum804
    @benneubaum804 Před 3 lety +2

    At my Chick-fil-A someone was named Tirzah, which is a Bible name

  • @ambermaccraig7316
    @ambermaccraig7316 Před rokem +2

    I love this guy. How in the hell did he know about the ice cream machine? Our McDonald's is notorious for saying "our McFlurry Machine is out of order". It never fails, I just stopped asking. I laughed my ass off when he said that! Thank you, I needed this today....

  • @MiahsYT._
    @MiahsYT._ Před 3 lety +72

    “Yo-azz is hired”😂😂😂😂

  • @thjrny4475
    @thjrny4475 Před 3 lety +25

    “Boaz... yoaz is hired” 😂😂😂

  • @devintrusdell5733
    @devintrusdell5733 Před 3 lety +2

    GOD loves y'all and have a Blessed day ✝️⛪🙏🙏🏻🙏🏼🙏🏾🙏🏽🙏🏿👼🏿👼🏾👼🏽👼🏼👼🏻👼😇🥰❤

  • @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677

    When your first name is Caleb:
    "Yes!"

  • @WiseOne.
    @WiseOne. Před 3 lety +57

    Education: Homeschooled-
    “hired!”

  • @abreebee
    @abreebee Před 3 lety +82

    Having gone to a St. Peter’s catholic school, I feel slightly attacked lol.
    Update: I got hired at a CFA lol

    • @tomasveras2175
      @tomasveras2175 Před 3 lety +4

      But-

    • @johncassman7201
      @johncassman7201 Před 3 lety +5

      Me too my guy. Spent several years in Private Catholic School, and am Catholic to this day. And I work at Chick-fil-a ;)

    • @zekdom
      @zekdom Před 3 lety +6

      In my area, the Chick-Fil-A operator is Catholic. He’s a great boss and friend!

    • @geanbean1305
      @geanbean1305 Před 3 lety +3

      Oh good, this is a relief, because I was kinda offended when he said that in the vid
      :(
      (I'm a homeschooled catholic)

    • @abreebee
      @abreebee Před 3 lety

      @@geanbean1305 yeah no worries just a joke lol

  • @pichass9337
    @pichass9337 Před rokem +1

    This is why they have easily the best employees

  • @jodeedugger7570
    @jodeedugger7570 Před 3 lety +10

    I went to Chick-fil-a once in Texas they have the best waffle fries lol 😂

  • @thomasskodzinsky3255
    @thomasskodzinsky3255 Před 3 lety +23

    Girls named Hope... Grace... Faith...
    Him: *ALL HIRED* 😂

  • @skysplash8
    @skysplash8 Před 3 lety +15

    Once i went through the drive thru and as we're driving away I found a cookie that we didn't order in the bag. That was a blessed day

  • @jennifermolina4396
    @jennifermolina4396 Před 7 měsíci

    New favorite person to listen to. He is on point with everything and his comedic timing is perfect!

  • @emorydaniel9084
    @emorydaniel9084 Před 3 lety +2

    Respect to the HR rep for thinking about the big questions 🤣

  • @AhsokaJackson
    @AhsokaJackson Před 3 lety +102

    " 'Boaz'? Yo azz is hired!"
    🤣🤣 That was an unexpected one, lmbo.
    Also loved his reaction to all the names at about 3:11. The Kanye West bit was entertaining as well. XD
    The Eve thing was also surprising and super clever, lol!

  • @geekxsir3610
    @geekxsir3610 Před 3 lety +182

    Chick-fill-A is so christian and I love it. I had to explain why they’re closed on Sundays to a friend who wanted to try it. I told them it’s in the Bible.

    • @ServeGod33
      @ServeGod33 Před 3 lety +43

      Actually according to the Bible they are supposed to be closed on Saturday - "Remember the SEVENTH day, to keep it holy." The seventh day of the week is Saturday, not Sunday. Nowhere in the entire Bible did God command to keep Sunday as a day of rest, but He did command to keep the seventh day as a day of rest many times throughout the Bible and our Savior, Yeshua the Messiah (Jesus Christ) also kept the seventh day Sabbath and also commanded believers in Him to follow Him. Blessings.

    • @JMarieCAlove
      @JMarieCAlove Před 3 lety +22

      It’s closed on Sundays so people can go to church.

    • @abreebee
      @abreebee Před 3 lety +14

      ServeGod33 you’re right, and Jews still practice the 7th as the day of rest. I believe it was because Jesus rose from the dead on a Sunday that Christians began using Sunday as the day of rest instead, but I could be wrong about that.

    • @JessicaFreda62
      @JessicaFreda62 Před 3 lety +1

      @@JMarieCAlove that is so cute. And super nice for the employees ☺️

    • @channahrose
      @channahrose Před 3 lety +4

      Actually, honor the sabbath (7th day) and keep it holy is not honored. Sabbath is the 7th day which is saturday. They close on sunday the 1st day of the week.

  • @damonallen8760
    @damonallen8760 Před 3 lety +1

    Make fun all you want. But they have the best looking and friendly employees. Even if its just a act, always a pleasure to go there....

  • @philippaul6039
    @philippaul6039 Před 3 lety +3

    "Boaz? YoAZ is hired"
    XD!

  • @cowboylikeabi
    @cowboylikeabi Před 3 lety +125

    Lol my friend gets to work there
    Her name is Mercy

  • @DoodleDust
    @DoodleDust Před 3 lety +17

    As a Chick-fil-a employee, this is SO TRUE
    Ever since quarintine ended, it feels like they've been hiring at least three new people every week 😂😂😂
    (I loved "failed spelling bee? She can write our cow slogans!" And "Great runner? Put her on drive thru!")

  • @AHG1347
    @AHG1347 Před 3 lety +12

    When you got to Caleb, Naomi and Hope I started laughing because those are the names of my three oldest kids (two of the middle names are Faith and Grace as well), and yes they said they wanted to work at CFA. Mind you they are only 6, 5 and 2 years old. 😂
    Mommy and Daddy love their Spicy Chicken Sandwiches and Blended Coffee drinks.

  • @paulforgette4910
    @paulforgette4910 Před 3 lety +1

    O.M.G I have worked with them all ... you first got me hooked with the weather guy ...you nail it every time!!!!