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Not even gonna lie, that was, in fact, exactly me the first time I visited time square 😂

Paul Bunyan's story is much deeper than that. He was brought by five storks to his mother, she had to feed him seven cauldrons of wheat every day just to stop his stomach from growling, otherwise it would shake the house, he dug the great lakes to make a water hole for his ox and at the end of his life, he took a pilgrimage to Northern Alaska, where his axe shines in the sky at night.

“But no weird shit!” Saying that to a German is pointless. The Japanese too.

Looks like hell on earth. I don't understand why people would want to go visit the city garbage everywhere and garbage people everywhere

You mean "Oma"...not grandmother

Hi. I'm from New Jersey. Just want to say NYC sucks.

Thats Balkans maybe. Not Poland, Czech, Hungarian or Slovenian.

The full length video has an amazing ending twist.

Ja, das ist richtig hahahahahahahha sehr lustig!

TIL I'm German

Cream is a weird way to desribe burning acid

Forgot to mention how busy it is

Politicians on public news stations:

Scheint sehr laut.

I somewhat agree with German here. McDonald's sucks period

I thought we fell into an gorilla inclosement 😂

As a Dutchie, our biggest flex is coloni... dru... prost.... TULIPS, tulips definetely 😊😊

I had warts on my arm as a kid. My mom took me to get them removed by a dermatologist but they just grew back. She took me to the doctor again and they GREW BACK AGAIN. So she took me to this strange grandma‘s house and I thought she was crazy when she told me that grandma would talk to my warts and make them go away. I was so uncomfortable the whole time because I never thought my mom would believe in stuff like this. I just felt so silly sitting there while a strange old woman was touching my arm and having a literal conversation with a growth on my body like that was a normal thing to do. Anyway, the warts suddenly went away a few days later and never came back again. I still don’t know how to feel about that.

Was Fährst du denn hëh?? Achja weiß schä dem Dicka Max gäl!

drake fans say he won because allegedly Kendrick beat his wife to a bloody pulp (he didn't, she post him daily, never spoke against him, and there's nothing that would suggest this) and because Drake has no hidden daughter. Deapite Kendrick lobotomizing Drakes character, his fake virtues, his relationship with his son, his corrupt view on women, and his fairytale songs.

It is hell. The smell is awful.

Ihr habt vergessen zu sagen ,dass es laut ist

Es stimmt 100% times Square UND die Reaktion der Deutschen Besucher!

My german grabdfather was in der Marine, Submarine. The other one was hiding until they found him and deported him to Birkenau.... survived and helped to rebuild Germany. he still loved germany, the country that wanted to klil him and his kind.

Is soooo warm hier! Jap, Big apple , Se City that never not-sweats

Offensichtlich keine Berliner

Oh you KNOW they all wanted to say courtney when shayne was asked "You were busy doing what?"

The last sentence hit hard, because that's where I got stuck in the middle of writing a novel

Nepal:- Mt.Everest

Unexpected

Thank god I'm not Austrian 🙏 Art school here I come!

We have ZUR ALTEN FLEISCHEREI (THE OLD BUTCHER`S). A vegan restaurant in ... well ... a former butchers shop - and they kept much of the old interior.

Spencer is so fucking hot does he know women everywhere thirst over his sense of humor?

the loud NEIN got me

"AND, you like kids!"

Times Square is a must see once then avoid forever after. The rest of the city is awesome though, you can’t even pretend like it isn’t.

It might be loud and busy

Tailor could be cute but the hair ruins it

Not again

I mean, I've been to Munich. It is very busy. Not as loud, though. Also everyone smokes.

Kendrick went in on Drake like Quagmire went in on Brian lol

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

He threw the underhand ball to high and it hit a piece of the roof that fell on and killed his friend.

people pay to be here!

You can go into Times Square with a high opinion of it, but if you leave with a high opinion, I'm going to assume that you are a little bit of a moron.

summer weather sucks but i love the summer because i love the air conditioning. dont understand why people love the summer weather without air conditioning

Leute ich glaube...Es war dort laut? Kann falsch sein idk

Should be conjurer, not "discussor".

Yes but for some things we like to be a little silly Accurate

Waiting for their Beer section reaction....