Big thank you to WWE Superstar and Intercontinental Champion Ricochet for being a man of facts. Get your Schnäpple shirts here: calvinandhabsmerch.com/
German Snapple Fact: Fruit Flies do not come into your house because you have fruit, they are already in the fruit when you buy it, just as eggs or lavae and then hatch if you don't eat the fruit (and them with it) quick enough
"Da isser ja, der Halunke!" Absolutely underrated conversation starter. I'll definitely try to use this now. Danke für die Idee, Habs, du alter Schlendrian!
German Snapple Fact: Humans created Africanized Killer Bees. We were trying to create a bee that had the hardiness of an African bee but was easily domesticated like the American bee. What we made was a bee that was 100x more aggressive than either of those bees, and then it got out. It is basically the plot to Jurassic Park but with Bees.
That call back to "Fakten, Fakten, Fakten!" from one of my favorite shows growing up in my new favorite show is just perfection. Also semi-sneaky Werner Herzog cameo! Amazing!
The slogan is also used for a fictional political talk show within the German TV show Switch. A casual "Hoecker, sie sind raus!" is often to be heard in there ;)
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffffff
This reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg joke about sneaking his albums into record stores because they weren't normally for sale. Fact: Mitch Hedberg died due to his heroin addiction.
Och come on buddy - I love that so much, the german expressions thrown in the english phrases. I also love to speak in this hardcore german accent, even if I can speak with less accent. extra: Fakten, Fakten, Fakten!
They also killed one of the oldest bristlecone pine trees after discovering it. The sample corer got stuck, and the scientist cut down the tree to get it back.
"Ja, it is terrible. But these are the facts". Also "Fakten, Fakten, Fakten". A german without fact´s if no german at all, no matter how horrific they are. A fact is still a fact, so.... do another!
I'm guessing the "Fakten, Fakten, Fakten!" and then jumping in the water is a reference to something... Or just Habs being weird again. Y'all make me want to take German classes again. Sometimes, I'm just missing a word here and there, but then ya through me for a loop with something like "Da isser ja, der Halunke!" and I have no idea what you just said and I have to look it up. lol
What other guest should help Habs give the “facts” to Calvin?
Me, but seriously if you are lucky the Rock
Vince McMahon
I mean I’d love to see CM Punk or Danhausen but in WWE I’d say anyone from The New Day
@@stevennguyen8935 Neil de deGrasse Tyson. He IS factman.
Steve Blum in his spooooky ghostfreak voice
German Snapple Fact: Fruit Flies do not come into your house because you have fruit, they are already in the fruit when you buy it, just as eggs or lavae and then hatch if you don't eat the fruit (and them with it) quick enough
Thanks for this phobia-inducing fact. Surely I'm not gonna remember this from time to time..
Wtffffff
@@johancakep Fakten! Fakten! Fakten!
Curse you, Jar Binks for educating the world of this wretched fakten
We once had a huge infestation of flies, we couldn't figure out how to stop it. Turns out there was a nest in an old bag of cereal. 🤢🤮
"Are you into dark humour?"
"Even better, I'm into German Schnäpple fact humour"
Me too
Love to see my boy Dirk getting that lucrative German Snapple sponsorship.
He’s earned it.
"Da isser ja, der Halunke!" Absolutely underrated conversation starter. I'll definitely try to use this now.
Danke für die Idee, Habs, du alter Schlendrian!
Kein Ding, du Rabauke!
@@calvinandhabs Ich freu mich aufs nächste Video, ihr Lümmel!
Mensch Schattentaenzer du altes Gesichtskotelett :D da bist du ja
hold on i gotta google sometimes
ok yeah, this is funny
Wunderbare Kommentare, ihr Kunden ❤
I want to hear more of these Snapple facts, they are awesome
Schnäpple
Aber klaro!
Fakten fakten fakten
DA ISSER JA DER HALUNKE!
As whales age, they eventually become too weak to rise for air and thus drown.
German Snapple Fact: Humans created Africanized Killer Bees. We were trying to create a bee that had the hardiness of an African bee but was easily domesticated like the American bee. What we made was a bee that was 100x more aggressive than either of those bees, and then it got out.
It is basically the plot to Jurassic Park but with Bees.
And just like with Jurassic Park, we learned to live with them off screen
That call back to "Fakten, Fakten, Fakten!" from one of my favorite shows growing up in my new favorite show is just perfection.
Also semi-sneaky Werner Herzog cameo! Amazing!
Wait, I though "Fakten, Fakten, Fakten!" was from the old Focus magazine commercials. Was it in a show?
Where can I get a Werner Herzog shirt?!
The slogan is also used for a fictional political talk show within the German TV show Switch. A casual "Hoecker, sie sind raus!" is often to be heard in there ;)
Was für ne Show war das, bitte?
werner herzog t-shirt and Ricochet in the same video?
Yes!
The ultimate crossover
On its first birthday on Mars, the Curiosity rover was programmed to play "Happy Birthday" to itself. ...
You can't just lay that on me and not tell me what this oldest organism was!
🤷🏼♂️ we just did…..also, it was an Ocean Quahog (a clam)
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffffff
This reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg joke about sneaking his albums into record stores because they weren't normally for sale.
Fact: Mitch Hedberg died due to his heroin addiction.
@@pseudotasuki FAKTEN FAKTEN FAKTEN
Och come on buddy - I love that so much, the german expressions thrown in the english phrases. I also love to speak in this hardcore german accent, even if I can speak with less accent.
extra: Fakten, Fakten, Fakten!
Alter, bei Fakten, Fakten, Fakten muss bekomme ich jedes mal Flashbacks zu Switched und "Hoëcker, Sie sind raus!"
ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop He's the fact man.
The world’s oldest known tree was also accidentally cut down, so now the world’s current oldest known tree is in the witness protection program.
*Calvin:* I've got ze new Snapple Facts!
*Ricochet:* _(front flips over the top rope and out of the ring in a single move)_ Then show me.
Deer are killed at 3 times the rate by vehicle collisions than during controlled conservation and hunting seasons.
FAKTEN FAKTEN FAKTEN!!!!
The ending where climbs over the wall and hear the splash is brilliant. Literally spit out my drink.
RIP Ming the Clam.
More horrors? Yes, please!
Absolutely blew my mind to find out these guys are a part of German WWE
I just found this out like two minutes ago!
You guys are the reason I want to return to studying German :3
Gutes Gelingen!
They also killed one of the oldest bristlecone pine trees after discovering it. The sample corer got stuck, and the scientist cut down the tree to get it back.
Ahhh your my favourite youtubers!This is so funny!!!!!!!
(I'm the one who asked what is your opinion on olives in the livestream haha!)
Thank you Zosia! And thank you for being a lover of olives
@@calvinandhabs what were you opinions on olives?
This channel explains why both of the world wars happened.
Can't wait to see the next episode of Snapple facts! 😃😃
Ich liebe Fakten.
"Ja, it is terrible. But these are the facts".
Also "Fakten, Fakten, Fakten".
A german without fact´s if no german at all, no matter how horrific they are.
A fact is still a fact, so.... do another!
Props for the Werner Herzog t-shirt. Next time, how about a Klaus Kinski one xD or even better, how about a Kinski related sketch?
I'm guessing the "Fakten, Fakten, Fakten!" and then jumping in the water is a reference to something... Or just Habs being weird again.
Y'all make me want to take German classes again. Sometimes, I'm just missing a word here and there, but then ya through me for a loop with something like "Da isser ja, der Halunke!" and I have no idea what you just said and I have to look it up. lol
I love this! I watch wrestling and Calvin and Habs so this is double awesome
Boosting for the algorithm 🙌 Love your work, keep it up! 🌻🐝
I love German Snapple facts. I wish this was real life Snapple facts.
You made this video so well! Damn it!
„Fakten, Fakten, Fakten“ killed me at the end 🤣
Jungs ich liebe euch! Ihr seid das beste was CZcams seit langem mal wieder zu bieten hat. 😂♥️
Another amazing video of the German snapple
german snapple man is my favourite villian
the truth ALWAYS hurts
Hey, I Love your Videos! Keep up the Good Work!
wouldn’t it be more like Schnapfel?
The fakten fakten fakten at the end always gets me
What a combo wouldve never thought of it
Just keep getting better.
This is the best one yet :D
Facts is fact after all.
This is true
@@calvinandhabs facts. 😉
Lovely video :) fun, funny, and informative
Großartig!
I wonder what Prince Puma would think of German Snapple facts? 🤔
Does a LITERAL dip out of the scene...
Calvin and Habs in widescreen!
genail! und auch krass dass Ricochet dabei war
Er ist der coolste. Können immer noch nicht glauben dass er bock hatte lol
Keep this up man
I need to know more about the ancient animal scientists accidentally killed
I believe it was a type of clam but I could definitely be wrong
507 year old clam (ocean quahog). They had to crack it open to find out its age, so not really an accident.
I don't know, what a snapple is, but I love all of your videos 😂
It's an iced tea brand!
One of the best!
I really like your videos 🙂
Fakten! Fakten! Fakten!
Lol, I'm loving these Snapple Facts!
very educational 👌
Lmao. Jumps into the water at the end
He returns to his home, the ocean
I love this!
Imagine a universe where snapple started in Germany and had facts like this. Life would be slightly more demoralizing.
I like this series
Love these German Snapple facts 😂 all the facts you don’t wanna know
Da isser ja der Halunke :D
Der alte Ganove
Good is “Snapple” for telling on nestle
I yearn for the day you get Werner Herzog to play himself in one of these
Dark humour is like food.
"Fakten! Fakten! Fakten!"
*Fakten
@@TheMissileHappy oh yeah, sorry lol. Also, thanks for correcting
THE EMPEROR WAS HERE
Josef Stalin
This felt like such a WWE ad🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We certainly hope that you tune in to Monday Night Raw tonight
Oh it’s so sad but funny at the same time
I love this
FAKTEN FAKTEN FAKTEN
ROUND SOUND GLASSES VIDEO!!!!!!
Ein Fact, Ein Fact, Ein Fact, Ein Fact, Ein Fact.
The Schadenfreude is delicious
Fakten! Fakten! Fakten!
This was a good one lol...
I love this😄
German snapple fact my favorite dose of reality
Fact is he didn't actually jump in the water
*FAKTEN FAKTEN FAKTEN!!!*
Ich mag es
Fakten: That's McDonald slogan in DE
Fakten, Fakten, Fakten! :D
Ricochet by far my favorite pro wrestler
But most importantly: Wo gibt es dieses wunderbare Werner Herzog T-Shirt??
Scientists also killed the oldest individual tree when they wanted to take samples to determine its age.
Really like your videos guys. Are you american or german? How do you speak german so fluently?
1:21 min - ich lach mich weg xD
Oh no, this is me
But these are the facts!
FAKTEN, FAKTEN, FAKTEN!!!
Nice addition of calling ricochet the one and only
What the fact?
Haha that was a nice one
Fakten Fakten Fakten!!!
Fakten Fakten Fakten.
Schnäpple Fakt #1: There is no Schnäpple in Germany
Einfach Ricochet,jaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Easy, Ricochet. YeeeeeeeeeS