Magical German Wart Treatment
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- čas přidán 18. 05. 2024
- Wart Discussing is a real thing that Germans do... Germans such as Habs’ grandfather. Not a bit, he legit does. It’s referred to as a gift or “Gabe” which you can inherit from your grandparents (for whatever reason it skips a generation) and it can only be inherited from the grandparent of the opposite sex. The “gift” is a phrase or word that gets uttered to the wart, and soon after the wart disappears. It actually works (probably a placebo effect).
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From 1-10: how scared are you of the Puritans?
Somewhere between cancelled Christmas and burning alive.
9, one for each level of hell in Dante’s Inferno.
11.
Actually Germany had the most witch trials in europe, so didn't even have to go with that joke. Just saying
@@The_Robbing_Narrator 12
"Did somebody die you look so down" is the only way to start a conversation
Actually you could not were a black suit in business at germany, without being asked the same question.
Kinda common in germany, lol
i did that once and it turned out someone actually died. it was a bit uncomfortable
@@Knatterbart People dying? Yea, happens all the time.
It is somewhat a German saying
Did Somebody die or why are you looking so sad.
Germans have No chill
As they always say: No one expects the spanish inquisition!
The Spanish Inquisition would think the accusations of that man being a wart-talker are silly and proceed to burn the Puritan heretics at the stake.
well, thanks to this comment i am now expecting the Spanish inquisition with bated breath.
Edit: there was no Spanish inquisition, I am now disappointed.
@@josukedrinkingcoffee7346 They don't show up when you expect them. Silly you.
Als ein Killer in Hamburg kann ich bestätigen, dass das hier total echt ist 😂
A wart whisperer title passed down through generations.
I - for one - was NOT expecting the puritan inquisition
"Nein! The puritans are back, the nr1 enemy of the germans!" Had me spit out my Canada dry! 😂
What is the historical conflict between both groups??
@@eveliinatistelgren172
As a belgian i wouldn't have a clue to be honest ,but from what limited understanding i have is that the puritans weren't realy liked over the entirety of europe.
I mean you know how it is to deal with a verry religious person.
How careful you have to be when you talk to them.
Now dial that to 11.
And then you have the puritans.
@@nielsmichiels1939 was that a group like the inquisition or what?
@@eveliinatistelgren172
No, the puritans were a subsect of the christian faith.
Like catholics, orthodox, protestanism.
They were more "pure" in their look of the faith.
Puritans were radical English Protestants
"for some things we like to be a little silly" quote of the year
The weird thing is: This shit works!
I usually go for the classical medicine but warzenbesprechung did work really well for me and my family members and we were even send there by our doctor after their attempts didnt work.
The wart obviously was a Bayern München fan!
Most warts are
😂😂😂@@calvinandhabs
And most Bayern München fans are warts.
"You can still get the KREME later." 😂
I remember, many years ago, helping my parents remove a carpet from their sitting room. Underneath, I found a coin, and I went to pick it up. Both my parents shouted at me to leave alone. Apparently, my maternal grandfather was a "wart whisperer" with a reputation in the local villages for his success rate. He would, it seems, transfer the "power" of a wart to a coin, which he would then throw into the garden. The coin under the carpet had been dropped accidently, and my parents truly believed that if I'd touched it, I'd get warts!
I'd be saying "superstition" except that several elderly neighbours confirmed the story. Apparently, Grandpa had a 90% success rate, and people travelled to be treated by him.
i like to believe that all stories like this are completely true, and god just bestows these extremely niche powers upon random people to entertain himself
@@swedneckthat would definitely explain some things 😂
But did you get a wart from that coin?
the success rate is not that surprising as warts often go away spontaneously when the immune system reacts ...
I'm convinced this is a real thing now
As soon as he said the word "witch" I was 100% ready for everything to go full-on EARLY AMERICA PURITANISM!
Wow those Puritans really know how to hold a grudge😂
Oop, I heard "digga" at 1:05. Very glad to already know what it means 😅
Favourite dudes on the internet these days❤
I was told by my German mother that you spit on it first thing when you wake up in The morning before eating srinking or brushing your teeth ... Didn't work i got the cream
als ob LMAOOO
We have this in Turkey too. A hoja say some prayers and blow onto the wart then wart really goes away. It is just plecebo but pretty effective. I have seen many patients who got better short after when other medical stuff didnt work. For to increase effectivity you need to believe it will be effective so hearing stories about people getting healed from it is a good prep. Sometimes believing superstitions is a good thing.
Hijacking your comment to link to study (doi: 10.1001/archpedi.156.10.971) comparing cryotherapy of warts vs putting a piece of duct tape on it. Quote "Twenty-two patients (85%) in the duct tape arm vs 15 patients (60%) enrolled in the cryotherapy arm had complete resolution of their warts."
Study: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12361440/
@@CatatonicImperfect Muhahaha. Why did they even fucking aproved that shit in the first place? It is even worse than placebo.
Bed Bath UND BEYOND killed me
Bei uns wären Wadenwickel gemacht worden. Fieber?, Gebrochenes Bein?, Krebs? => Wadenwickel!
Missed "warts ab" opportunity here!!
Obviously the puritans where famously big fans of warts, Oliver Cromwell asked for them specifically in his portrait.
I'm German and didn't know that that's a thing. 😂
Ah yes. I was also sent to one as a child. She'd pray on the warts and stroke my hand and it was very relaxing and calming actually.
But of course the warts didn’t just magically disappear. Obviously.
... I also had to stand in the garden at night (it had to be a waning moon phase) and pray to the moon that my warts would disappear as the moon was disappearing. Naturally. As you do. :)
Big fan of you two. Greetings from Denmark.
Thank you! Greetings back to Denmark!
Ich liebe den Mix aus Deutsch und Englisch ❤
kind of explains the haircolor of Habs. I always suspected.
What an absolute brilliant twist at the end!! 😂😂😂
Always love these videos
I liked it before the video was even over. I freaking love you guys :)
WEIßT DU WER ICH BIN, DIGGA!? WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now everybody thinks, Germans talk to warts. 😭😂
DAS MACHEN SIE DOCH 😠
We do!
and the awart goes to...
@@uinsel Geh weg 😅
@@uinsel Geh weg 😅
Based on watching your previous videos, this is going to be another of those things where, if I Google it, it turns out to be weird but true, isn't it?
I guess most people know somebody who knows somebody doing that.
At least in Austria
Ja
@@felixsteininger
Really?
In which part of Austria?
Im from Upperaustria and the closest things I remember here are people who use pendulums and divining rods to find and avoid waterveins. The myth says: If you put your bed or working desk/diningtable over a water vein. You can't sleep, concentrate, and have often fights with your family because of a watervein underground. 😂
It also says cats choose their favorite sleepingplace over water veins, and dogs avoid them.
There's also a spring in my state, which should help against warts. I don't believe in this things and think it's a coincidence but when my sister was a child she had a wart on her foot. Nothing helped. No cream, no warticing at the doctor. Nothing!
But then our mum took her to this spring and after bathing her feet in it, the wart really disappeared over the next days.
@@calvinandhabs Can we please talk about how CZcams wants to translate "Ja" to German (seems like it's "und" in Estonian)?
I had a wart on my finger when I was eleven, so I was taken to the doctor who burnt it off with liquid nitrogen. This was obviously not a pleasant experience (it burns), so when the wart grew back, I literally bit the entire thing off, wrapped it in some tissues and flushed it down the toilet! It did not grow back. 🤷♀️ Thankfully, I did not get any warts in my mouth, either.
Would you accept a Blockbuster gift card instead?
Would accept a Empire Videothek gift card
NO BODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Surprise is our chief weapon! Surprise and fear!
From the minute you called him a witch, I figured he was being taken off to be burned.
I thought the Dutch were your real enemies? I feel insulted.
The Dutch are the warts of the low lands. Especially Geert Wilders.
When I was a kid my doctor taught me the same little rhyme! I felt like a magician at the time! 😂
My mum told me how when she was a kid, the doctor bought her warts off her. Gave her 10 cents or whatever and said "If you still have those in a week I want my 10 cents back."
It's as useful as dance for rain.
I genuinely thought he was gonna eat it. Either before, or after it fell off, I'm not sure which is worse.
You should do more Mr. Jones videos
Liebe es 😍😍😍
Grüße aus Salzburg
Haben wir diese Tradition in Österreich eigentlich auch? 😅
Leute die nach Wasseradern pendln, bzw "Rutengeher" haben wir,
aber Warzenflüsterer? 🤔
Davon hab ich zumindest noch nie gehört. 😂
Wie siehts bei euch in Salzburg aus?
LG
aus Oberösterreich :)
And I thought it would end with an add _a gift card for this company would be nice_ was a perfect beginning 😂
❤ die deutsche Standpauke, wenn die Warze Blödsinn babbelt
I'm glad I came to the full vid, great ending
So much lore!
Seize the witch makes so much sense
@AtunSheiFilms Witch Finder General would like to have a word... 🤣
We call it "Warzen besprechen" 😂
More full length videos.
The trick is to put apple vinegar on it, while speaking to it.
nice
I didn't know that stuff existed.
Suggestion is a weird thing...
Where was this sorcery when I was 12 and my of German ancestry mother took me to the back yard, put my ankle in a choke hold, and ripped the wart off my toe with a pair of tweezers without warning.... huh?
That is pretty cool though
Warts of wisdom 😂
Only about a 2 or 3.
Als Mit-HSV- Fan ubd da du mit Fußball angefangen hast, kann ich mir gut vorstellen, welches Thema die Warze angesprochen hat...
Can someone tell me the name of the background-tune? Is it Epidemic or?
Omigosh the ending gets extra dark once you take into consideration that Germany was the region most plagued by Early Modern witch hunts and executions😭 Of course the funny part is that there were no Puritans, just plain old German Catholics and Protestants (mostly Lutherans and some Calvinists).
Still would 100% give a Wart Whispering Witch gift cards to get rid of my warts😂
Any Germans here know "Warzenabbeten" ? Basicaly you pray to the wart to disappear, and funny enough it works pretty often.
The only true austrian way of fighting a wart is Ohrenschmalz 😁
If he can only reveal the secret to his future grand-daughter, does that imply only women can learn how to do it?
If that is true, how did he learn and who taught him?
The gift can only be passed on to a grandchild and of the opposite sex. So it alternate every two generations.
The weird thing is: this works. My grandmother still lives, so no one knows the secret. And she hasn't been seized by the inquisition yet, so that's also neet.
My Grandfather taught me a wart charm, and I used it on a friend and my college roommates' mother.
It worked!
From Southern US, where burning witches is outlawed--for now!
Und der FSCP ist aufgestiegen als 1. der 2. Bundesliga :D
😐
Was ist es immer wieder, wenn Bayern verliert? Den Satz kann man doch so nicht aufhören.
What if he only has grandsons?
My mother can curse people to get herpes and said she was given this skill by her grandmother as well! 😂
Könnt ihr bitte die Geschichte vom Sperling und dem Hund erzählen?
HEXE!!!!!!!
huh but wartner pens
Wth did I just watch? 😂😂😂
German sillines and American sillines
Yes but for some things we like to be a little silly
Accurate
0:03 why did I hear "Du geile Hure" instead of "du Ganove" the first time i listened to it? 🤔
Puritans, you need to do better identifying witches. The problem with this scenario is that witches are notoriously warty, so of course someone who can talk warts away would not be a witch. So not only did you unalive a non-witch, you also lost a perfectly good wart-discusser. No wonder Puritans were so riddled with warts.
Hahahahahahahhahahhaahhahahaha
Hilft auch gegen Gürtelrose! Also helps against shingles! "Discuss" is the wrong word, however. It's more like sorcery. A few got away during the witch hunt here. No payment is expected, but doch, a payment is kind of expected. German hypocrisy, I guess.
Edit: Tha wart fell off and Leverkusen lost the Europe League. It's your fault. Very, very bad Karma!
Warz ab
Tbf no one liked the puritans
To all Gen Z'ers around here, born in 2009; there was actually something called the middle ages where they used to burn witches alive, a.k.a. just women that the majority didn't agree with. And no, TikTok didn't exist yet around then. :)
Ok Boomer
Not true. It was in modern times, well after the middle ages. Only in France and the Americas were witches burned, everywhere else they were hanged. And it was not only women, in Finland for example it was only men.
And contrary to Voltaire's libel, the Inquisition, both the Holy and the Spanish one, _saved_ a lot of people accused of witchcraft, which is why it was so important to get the trial over with before the inquisitors arrived.
@beepbooptop I am not a boomer lol..
In Germany, the witch burning hysteria was mostly after the Protestant Reformation during the ensuing wars of religion, some time after the Middle Ages. There was much more to it than just killing unconventional women.
@@bengeurden1272 You're still wrong
Wait wait... Your future granddaughter? Um aren't you um Gay?
Why am I subscribed to this bs?..