Magical German Wart Treatment

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  • čas přidán 18. 05. 2024
  • Wart Discussing is a real thing that Germans do... Germans such as Habs’ grandfather. Not a bit, he legit does. It’s referred to as a gift or “Gabe” which you can inherit from your grandparents (for whatever reason it skips a generation) and it can only be inherited from the grandparent of the opposite sex. The “gift” is a phrase or word that gets uttered to the wart, and soon after the wart disappears. It actually works (probably a placebo effect).
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  • @calvinandhabs
    @calvinandhabs  Před měsícem +225

    From 1-10: how scared are you of the Puritans?

    • @asj412
      @asj412 Před měsícem +37

      Somewhere between cancelled Christmas and burning alive.

    • @anders6383
      @anders6383 Před měsícem +22

      9, one for each level of hell in Dante’s Inferno.

    • @The_Robbing_Narrator
      @The_Robbing_Narrator Před měsícem +14

      11.

    • @jacknero9937
      @jacknero9937 Před měsícem +9

      Actually Germany had the most witch trials in europe, so didn't even have to go with that joke. Just saying

    • @louisa6948
      @louisa6948 Před měsícem +3

      @@The_Robbing_Narrator 12

  • @insignia9028
    @insignia9028 Před měsícem +328

    "Did somebody die you look so down" is the only way to start a conversation

    • @milesthanx6803
      @milesthanx6803 Před měsícem +11

      Actually you could not were a black suit in business at germany, without being asked the same question.

    • @Knatterbart
      @Knatterbart Před měsícem +10

      Kinda common in germany, lol

    • @NR-fd9wv
      @NR-fd9wv Před měsícem +6

      i did that once and it turned out someone actually died. it was a bit uncomfortable

    • @Jehty_
      @Jehty_ Před měsícem +2

      @@Knatterbart People dying? Yea, happens all the time.

    • @Jack567898
      @Jack567898 Před měsícem +1

      It is somewhat a German saying
      Did Somebody die or why are you looking so sad.
      Germans have No chill

  • @Drazil232
    @Drazil232 Před měsícem +205

    As they always say: No one expects the spanish inquisition!

    • @a2falcone
      @a2falcone Před měsícem +12

      The Spanish Inquisition would think the accusations of that man being a wart-talker are silly and proceed to burn the Puritan heretics at the stake.

    • @josukedrinkingcoffee7346
      @josukedrinkingcoffee7346 Před měsícem +1

      well, thanks to this comment i am now expecting the Spanish inquisition with bated breath.
      Edit: there was no Spanish inquisition, I am now disappointed.

    • @renzuki5830
      @renzuki5830 Před měsícem +2

      @@josukedrinkingcoffee7346 They don't show up when you expect them. Silly you.

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne Před měsícem +202

    Als ein Killer in Hamburg kann ich bestätigen, dass das hier total echt ist 😂

  • @TheSquid1864
    @TheSquid1864 Před měsícem +100

    A wart whisperer title passed down through generations.

  • @ClamOstrich
    @ClamOstrich Před měsícem +21

    "for some things we like to be a little silly" quote of the year

  • @nielsmichiels1939
    @nielsmichiels1939 Před měsícem +103

    "Nein! The puritans are back, the nr1 enemy of the germans!" Had me spit out my Canada dry! 😂

    • @eveliinatistelgren172
      @eveliinatistelgren172 Před měsícem +1

      What is the historical conflict between both groups??

    • @nielsmichiels1939
      @nielsmichiels1939 Před měsícem +4

      @@eveliinatistelgren172
      As a belgian i wouldn't have a clue to be honest ,but from what limited understanding i have is that the puritans weren't realy liked over the entirety of europe.
      I mean you know how it is to deal with a verry religious person.
      How careful you have to be when you talk to them.
      Now dial that to 11.
      And then you have the puritans.

    • @eveliinatistelgren172
      @eveliinatistelgren172 Před měsícem +1

      @@nielsmichiels1939 was that a group like the inquisition or what?

    • @nielsmichiels1939
      @nielsmichiels1939 Před měsícem +1

      @@eveliinatistelgren172
      No, the puritans were a subsect of the christian faith.
      Like catholics, orthodox, protestanism.
      They were more "pure" in their look of the faith.

    • @levine4970
      @levine4970 Před 28 dny

      Puritans were radical English Protestants

  • @marcelozerbini5411
    @marcelozerbini5411 Před měsícem +61

    I - for one - was NOT expecting the puritan inquisition

  • @pibyte
    @pibyte Před měsícem +126

    The wart obviously was a Bayern München fan!

  • @PLuMUK54
    @PLuMUK54 Před měsícem +95

    I remember, many years ago, helping my parents remove a carpet from their sitting room. Underneath, I found a coin, and I went to pick it up. Both my parents shouted at me to leave alone. Apparently, my maternal grandfather was a "wart whisperer" with a reputation in the local villages for his success rate. He would, it seems, transfer the "power" of a wart to a coin, which he would then throw into the garden. The coin under the carpet had been dropped accidently, and my parents truly believed that if I'd touched it, I'd get warts!
    I'd be saying "superstition" except that several elderly neighbours confirmed the story. Apparently, Grandpa had a 90% success rate, and people travelled to be treated by him.

    • @swedneck
      @swedneck Před měsícem +29

      i like to believe that all stories like this are completely true, and god just bestows these extremely niche powers upon random people to entertain himself

    • @Bdfhvj
      @Bdfhvj Před měsícem +8

      @@swedneckthat would definitely explain some things 😂

    • @Kath-Erina
      @Kath-Erina Před měsícem +2

      But did you get a wart from that coin?

    • @RandomGuy-lu1en
      @RandomGuy-lu1en Před měsícem +4

      the success rate is not that surprising as warts often go away spontaneously when the immune system reacts ...

    • @EinDeutscherPatriot620
      @EinDeutscherPatriot620 Před 29 dny

      I'm convinced this is a real thing now

  • @sd_league
    @sd_league Před měsícem +19

    The weird thing is: This shit works!
    I usually go for the classical medicine but warzenbesprechung did work really well for me and my family members and we were even send there by our doctor after their attempts didnt work.

  • @rowenabaliho881
    @rowenabaliho881 Před měsícem +20

    "You can still get the KREME later." 😂

  • @budgiefriend
    @budgiefriend Před měsícem +27

    Big fan of you two. Greetings from Denmark.

  • @karlsenula9495
    @karlsenula9495 Před měsícem +43

    I was told by my German mother that you spit on it first thing when you wake up in The morning before eating srinking or brushing your teeth ... Didn't work i got the cream

  • @petrahalbur476
    @petrahalbur476 Před měsícem +9

    Oop, I heard "digga" at 1:05. Very glad to already know what it means 😅

  • @rinzingbhutia4285
    @rinzingbhutia4285 Před měsícem +29

    Favourite dudes on the internet these days❤

  • @sunsun5005
    @sunsun5005 Před měsícem +19

    Wow those Puritans really know how to hold a grudge😂

  • @Zelmel
    @Zelmel Před měsícem +9

    As soon as he said the word "witch" I was 100% ready for everything to go full-on EARLY AMERICA PURITANISM!

  • @exosproudmamabear558
    @exosproudmamabear558 Před měsícem +18

    We have this in Turkey too. A hoja say some prayers and blow onto the wart then wart really goes away. It is just plecebo but pretty effective. I have seen many patients who got better short after when other medical stuff didnt work. For to increase effectivity you need to believe it will be effective so hearing stories about people getting healed from it is a good prep. Sometimes believing superstitions is a good thing.

    • @CatatonicImperfect
      @CatatonicImperfect Před 22 dny

      Hijacking your comment to link to study (doi: 10.1001/archpedi.156.10.971) comparing cryotherapy of warts vs putting a piece of duct tape on it. Quote "Twenty-two patients (85%) in the duct tape arm vs 15 patients (60%) enrolled in the cryotherapy arm had complete resolution of their warts."

    • @CatatonicImperfect
      @CatatonicImperfect Před 22 dny

      Study: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12361440/

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 Před 22 dny

      @@CatatonicImperfect Muhahaha. Why did they even fucking aproved that shit in the first place? It is even worse than placebo.

  • @MaximilianH
    @MaximilianH Před měsícem +12

    I'm German and didn't know that that's a thing. 😂

  • @PatrickVogt314
    @PatrickVogt314 Před měsícem +3

    Bei uns wären Wadenwickel gemacht worden. Fieber?, Gebrochenes Bein?, Krebs? => Wadenwickel!

  • @annlin940
    @annlin940 Před měsícem +8

    Ich liebe den Mix aus Deutsch und Englisch ❤

  • @BSJuliaMagna
    @BSJuliaMagna Před měsícem +2

    Missed "warts ab" opportunity here!!

  • @PatriceChristian
    @PatriceChristian Před měsícem +4

    Bed Bath UND BEYOND killed me

  • @user-lo5so3qs6h
    @user-lo5so3qs6h Před měsícem +12

    Always love these videos

  • @Anni_Mau
    @Anni_Mau Před měsícem +8

    Ah yes. I was also sent to one as a child. She'd pray on the warts and stroke my hand and it was very relaxing and calming actually.
    But of course the warts didn’t just magically disappear. Obviously.
    ... I also had to stand in the garden at night (it had to be a waning moon phase) and pray to the moon that my warts would disappear as the moon was disappearing. Naturally. As you do. :)

  • @titanuranus3095
    @titanuranus3095 Před měsícem +5

    Obviously the puritans where famously big fans of warts, Oliver Cromwell asked for them specifically in his portrait.

  • @KnightsAndNobles
    @KnightsAndNobles Před měsícem +25

    Based on watching your previous videos, this is going to be another of those things where, if I Google it, it turns out to be weird but true, isn't it?

    • @felixsteininger
      @felixsteininger Před měsícem +7

      I guess most people know somebody who knows somebody doing that.
      At least in Austria

    • @calvinandhabs
      @calvinandhabs  Před měsícem +10

      Ja

    • @twentyroses
      @twentyroses Před měsícem +5

      ​@@felixsteininger
      Really?
      In which part of Austria?
      Im from Upperaustria and the closest things I remember here are people who use pendulums and divining rods to find and avoid waterveins. The myth says: If you put your bed or working desk/diningtable over a water vein. You can't sleep, concentrate, and have often fights with your family because of a watervein underground. 😂
      It also says cats choose their favorite sleepingplace over water veins, and dogs avoid them.
      There's also a spring in my state, which should help against warts. I don't believe in this things and think it's a coincidence but when my sister was a child she had a wart on her foot. Nothing helped. No cream, no warticing at the doctor. Nothing!
      But then our mum took her to this spring and after bathing her feet in it, the wart really disappeared over the next days.

    • @KonoNana
      @KonoNana Před měsícem +5

      @@calvinandhabs Can we please talk about how CZcams wants to translate "Ja" to German (seems like it's "und" in Estonian)?

  • @Crow-Fly
    @Crow-Fly Před měsícem +2

    I liked it before the video was even over. I freaking love you guys :)

  • @feral_shade
    @feral_shade Před měsícem +1

    What an absolute brilliant twist at the end!! 😂😂😂

  • @EinDeutscherPatriot620
    @EinDeutscherPatriot620 Před 29 dny +1

    WEIßT DU WER ICH BIN, DIGGA!? WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @uinsel
    @uinsel Před měsícem +2

    kind of explains the haircolor of Habs. I always suspected.

  • @jenmu7870
    @jenmu7870 Před měsícem +13

    Now everybody thinks, Germans talk to warts. 😭😂

  • @MikanMusic505
    @MikanMusic505 Před 5 dny

    When I was a kid my doctor taught me the same little rhyme! I felt like a magician at the time! 😂

  • @Booger414
    @Booger414 Před měsícem +1

    From the minute you called him a witch, I figured he was being taken off to be burned.

  • @AdmiringSpaceAstronaut-gm4gr
    @AdmiringSpaceAstronaut-gm4gr Před měsícem +1

    You should do more Mr. Jones videos

  • @Curlyfries_OG
    @Curlyfries_OG Před měsícem +10

    Liebe es 😍😍😍
    Grüße aus Salzburg

    • @twentyroses
      @twentyroses Před měsícem

      Haben wir diese Tradition in Österreich eigentlich auch? 😅
      Leute die nach Wasseradern pendln, bzw "Rutengeher" haben wir,
      aber Warzenflüsterer? 🤔
      Davon hab ich zumindest noch nie gehört. 😂
      Wie siehts bei euch in Salzburg aus?
      LG
      aus Oberösterreich :)

  • @malta7406
    @malta7406 Před 23 dny

    I'm glad I came to the full vid, great ending

  • @holger_p
    @holger_p Před měsícem +1

    It's as useful as dance for rain.

  • @tamarinmangold1414
    @tamarinmangold1414 Před měsícem +2

    I had a wart on my finger when I was eleven, so I was taken to the doctor who burnt it off with liquid nitrogen. This was obviously not a pleasant experience (it burns), so when the wart grew back, I literally bit the entire thing off, wrapped it in some tissues and flushed it down the toilet! It did not grow back. 🤷‍♀️ Thankfully, I did not get any warts in my mouth, either.

  • @bacoguy
    @bacoguy Před měsícem +2

    I genuinely thought he was gonna eat it. Either before, or after it fell off, I'm not sure which is worse.

  • @Barzena77
    @Barzena77 Před měsícem +2

    Would you accept a Blockbuster gift card instead?

    • @calvinandhabs
      @calvinandhabs  Před měsícem +1

      Would accept a Empire Videothek gift card

  • @domeniqueschmid3459
    @domeniqueschmid3459 Před měsícem +7

    I thought the Dutch were your real enemies? I feel insulted.

    • @bengeurden1272
      @bengeurden1272 Před měsícem

      The Dutch are the warts of the low lands. Especially Geert Wilders.

  • @jackwriter1908
    @jackwriter1908 Před měsícem +2

    And I thought it would end with an add _a gift card for this company would be nice_ was a perfect beginning 😂

  • @isbestlizard
    @isbestlizard Před měsícem +1

    So much lore!

  • @lady_draguliana784
    @lady_draguliana784 Před měsícem +1

    @AtunSheiFilms Witch Finder General would like to have a word... 🤣

  • @Mikesman1000
    @Mikesman1000 Před měsícem +3

    NO BODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před měsícem

      Surprise is our chief weapon! Surprise and fear!

  • @MinaArnon89
    @MinaArnon89 Před měsícem +15

    ❤ die deutsche Standpauke, wenn die Warze Blödsinn babbelt

  • @numanuma20
    @numanuma20 Před 25 dny

    More full length videos.

  • @marco9575
    @marco9575 Před 17 dny

    Seize the witch makes so much sense

  • @methabolica84
    @methabolica84 Před měsícem +1

    We call it "Warzen besprechen" 😂

  • @Dr_machine33
    @Dr_machine33 Před měsícem +2

    nice

  • @ludwigvan3649
    @ludwigvan3649 Před měsícem

    Als Mit-HSV- Fan ubd da du mit Fußball angefangen hast, kann ich mir gut vorstellen, welches Thema die Warze angesprochen hat...

  • @LimitBreakr424
    @LimitBreakr424 Před měsícem

    That is pretty cool though

  • @Ashmodai
    @Ashmodai Před měsícem

    I didn't know that stuff existed.
    Suggestion is a weird thing...

  • @Alchemic09
    @Alchemic09 Před 2 dny

    Can someone tell me the name of the background-tune? Is it Epidemic or?

  • @milliehaagen7526
    @milliehaagen7526 Před 12 dny

    Where was this sorcery when I was 12 and my of German ancestry mother took me to the back yard, put my ankle in a choke hold, and ripped the wart off my toe with a pair of tweezers without warning.... huh?

  • @theskilllessgamer5795
    @theskilllessgamer5795 Před 29 dny

    The trick is to put apple vinegar on it, while speaking to it.

  • @paulb4334
    @paulb4334 Před 28 dny

    Warts of wisdom 😂

  • @Booger414
    @Booger414 Před měsícem

    Only about a 2 or 3.

  • @myowndata
    @myowndata Před měsícem

    The only true austrian way of fighting a wart is Ohrenschmalz 😁

  • @wallbreaker_9358
    @wallbreaker_9358 Před 16 hodinami

    Könnt ihr bitte die Geschichte vom Sperling und dem Hund erzählen?

  • @Basher.G
    @Basher.G Před 29 dny

    What if he only has grandsons?

  • @SchlachtschiffBismarck
    @SchlachtschiffBismarck Před měsícem

    Any Germans here know "Warzenabbeten" ? Basicaly you pray to the wart to disappear, and funny enough it works pretty often.

  • @sibauchi
    @sibauchi Před měsícem

    Omigosh the ending gets extra dark once you take into consideration that Germany was the region most plagued by Early Modern witch hunts and executions😭 Of course the funny part is that there were no Puritans, just plain old German Catholics and Protestants (mostly Lutherans and some Calvinists).
    Still would 100% give a Wart Whispering Witch gift cards to get rid of my warts😂

  • @Eidontkaer
    @Eidontkaer Před měsícem +1

    Und der FSCP ist aufgestiegen als 1. der 2. Bundesliga :D

  • @dorolicious
    @dorolicious Před 29 dny

    My mother can curse people to get herpes and said she was given this skill by her grandmother as well! 😂

  • @epsi
    @epsi Před měsícem +1

    If he can only reveal the secret to his future grand-daughter, does that imply only women can learn how to do it?
    If that is true, how did he learn and who taught him?

    • @calvinandhabs
      @calvinandhabs  Před měsícem +9

      The gift can only be passed on to a grandchild and of the opposite sex. So it alternate every two generations.

  • @makimaki500
    @makimaki500 Před měsícem +1

    HEXE!!!!!!!

  • @kahnu893
    @kahnu893 Před 27 dny

    Yes but for some things we like to be a little silly
    Accurate

  • @ragedaniel5475
    @ragedaniel5475 Před měsícem

    German sillines and American sillines

  • @tiffanymichaels2429
    @tiffanymichaels2429 Před měsícem +1

    Wth did I just watch? 😂😂😂

  • @philipkoene5345
    @philipkoene5345 Před měsícem

    Was ist es immer wieder, wenn Bayern verliert? Den Satz kann man doch so nicht aufhören.

  • @lunatic447
    @lunatic447 Před měsícem

    huh but wartner pens

  • @louisa6948
    @louisa6948 Před měsícem

  • @bramheineken7766
    @bramheineken7766 Před měsícem

    The weird thing is: this works. My grandmother still lives, so no one knows the secret. And she hasn't been seized by the inquisition yet, so that's also neet.

    • @secretgardener
      @secretgardener Před měsícem +1

      My Grandfather taught me a wart charm, and I used it on a friend and my college roommates' mother.
      It worked!
      From Southern US, where burning witches is outlawed--for now!

  • @Jehty_
    @Jehty_ Před měsícem

    0:03 why did I hear "Du geile Hure" instead of "du Ganove" the first time i listened to it? 🤔

  • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary
    @DJTheMetalheadMercenary Před měsícem +1

    Hahahahahahahhahahhaahhahahaha

  • @LB-ge8ih
    @LB-ge8ih Před měsícem +1

    Puritans, you need to do better identifying witches. The problem with this scenario is that witches are notoriously warty, so of course someone who can talk warts away would not be a witch. So not only did you unalive a non-witch, you also lost a perfectly good wart-discusser. No wonder Puritans were so riddled with warts.

  • @krischan67
    @krischan67 Před 27 dny

    Hilft auch gegen Gürtelrose! Also helps against shingles! "Discuss" is the wrong word, however. It's more like sorcery. A few got away during the witch hunt here. No payment is expected, but doch, a payment is kind of expected. German hypocrisy, I guess.
    Edit: Tha wart fell off and Leverkusen lost the Europe League. It's your fault. Very, very bad Karma!

  • @ninhil2
    @ninhil2 Před 29 dny +1

    Warz ab

  • @Croyles
    @Croyles Před 5 dny

    Tbf no one liked the puritans

  • @howlingcommandose
    @howlingcommandose Před 29 dny

    Wait wait... Your future granddaughter? Um aren't you um Gay?

  • @bengeurden1272
    @bengeurden1272 Před měsícem +3

    To all Gen Z'ers around here, born in 2009; there was actually something called the middle ages where they used to burn witches alive, a.k.a. just women that the majority didn't agree with. And no, TikTok didn't exist yet around then. :)

    • @beepbooptop
      @beepbooptop Před měsícem

      Ok Boomer

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před měsícem

      Not true. It was in modern times, well after the middle ages. Only in France and the Americas were witches burned, everywhere else they were hanged. And it was not only women, in Finland for example it was only men.
      And contrary to Voltaire's libel, the Inquisition, both the Holy and the Spanish one, _saved_ a lot of people accused of witchcraft, which is why it was so important to get the trial over with before the inquisitors arrived.

    • @bengeurden1272
      @bengeurden1272 Před měsícem +1

      @beepbooptop I am not a boomer lol..

    • @MidnightCoffee12
      @MidnightCoffee12 Před 29 dny

      In Germany, the witch burning hysteria was mostly after the Protestant Reformation during the ensuing wars of religion, some time after the Middle Ages. There was much more to it than just killing unconventional women.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před 29 dny

      @@bengeurden1272 You're still wrong

  • @timothyfick3675
    @timothyfick3675 Před měsícem

    Why am I subscribed to this bs?..