13 of the Best Clinic Duty Episodes in House M.D.

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  • Relive the most chaotic clinic duty moments from House M.D. which proves how much House truly hates this aspect of his job.
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  • @higgydufrane
    @higgydufrane Před 9 měsíci +13203

    We are privileged to have experienced this show in our lifetime.

    • @nikiathomas5462
      @nikiathomas5462 Před 8 měsíci +45

      Yesss

    • @maimaibiri9045
      @maimaibiri9045 Před 8 měsíci +56

      Yup, he has a different show, hard to watch without his House persona XD.

    • @hollyb6885
      @hollyb6885 Před 8 měsíci +42

      I absolutely agree. This show is PERFECTION from the writing and acting to the music and set design. We are so privileged.

    • @darlenefraser3022
      @darlenefraser3022 Před 8 měsíci

      @@maimaibiri9045Really? What show? Actually, you should look at his older stuff. Awesome!

    • @RimWulf
      @RimWulf Před 8 měsíci +9

      Well, it's NBC that posted this one

  • @sethv5273
    @sethv5273 Před 8 měsíci +7585

    House went from a 17 year old with brain damage wanting to sleep with him to a 97 year old with brain damage wanting to sleep with him

    • @nighteyeswolf
      @nighteyeswolf Před 8 měsíci +162

      talk about whiplash!

    • @williampearce5757
      @williampearce5757 Před 8 měsíci +325

      I mean let's be honest, wouldn't you want to sleep with Hugh Laurie?

    • @TheHadesShade
      @TheHadesShade Před 8 měsíci +77

      Why did the 17 year old want House so badly? Doesn't make much sense.

    • @williampearce5757
      @williampearce5757 Před 8 měsíci +525

      @@TheHadesShade Because she had a disease in her brain that was making her judgement faulty. And because Hugh Laurie is a very handsome man.

    • @erikjrn4080
      @erikjrn4080 Před 8 měsíci +237

      @@TheHadesShade House has that bad boy vibe that women go nuts for...

  • @daviskane7904
    @daviskane7904 Před 9 měsíci +6456

    "We have a neurological problem" gets me every time lol

    • @vivianatieno-th6xs
      @vivianatieno-th6xs Před 9 měsíci +6

      Hahaha

    • @Aaron-zu3xn
      @Aaron-zu3xn Před 9 měsíci +53

      one hell of a smucker's commercial

    • @Jon6429
      @Jon6429 Před 9 měsíci +85

      You can see the nurse trying not to laugh

    • @xbleepxbloopx3411
      @xbleepxbloopx3411 Před 8 měsíci +117

      I love that scene. That line and the ending are my favorites
      "On an evolutionary basis I'd recommend.. never"

    • @arevolvingdoor3836
      @arevolvingdoor3836 Před 8 měsíci +28

      me too, like how does she know what neurological means and also thinks jelly is a contrceptive

  • @one4ale955
    @one4ale955 Před 7 měsíci +5560

    the way House instantly reaches for Vicodin when the guy says "I love cows." will always get me

    • @sorrytodisappoint
      @sorrytodisappoint Před 7 měsíci +189

      It's a preemptive strike against the headache that's about to ensue. 😂

    • @pwuk
      @pwuk Před 6 měsíci +142

      "make love, not belts" what a line 😂

    • @perrycarters3113
      @perrycarters3113 Před 5 měsíci +78

      I just imagine in his head he goes
      "Oh. So THIS is what I'm dealing with today...."

    • @tiley996
      @tiley996 Před 3 měsíci +16

      I think he probably would have had Vicodin even if the patient had an ingrown toenail...

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Před 2 měsíci +42

      @AIuzky I hope that’s a joke, but… this is the internet.

  • @rock-bottom2023
    @rock-bottom2023 Před 8 měsíci +4178

    Hugh Laurie has mastered this role perfectly. House M.D. is a masterpiece of sarcasm, humor, and medical intrigue.

    • @joeleboeuf
      @joeleboeuf Před 7 měsíci +13

      The good doctor never fails to impress us.

    • @masansr
      @masansr Před 7 měsíci +62

      He was strictly comedy actor before this, and after, he had earned enough money to be a blues singer/songwriter. There is nothing in his whole CV to suggest he would be a brilliant drama medical show actor. Yet he was.

    • @itoibo4208
      @itoibo4208 Před 7 měsíci +24

      I often forget he has a british accent in real life.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Před 7 měsíci +13

      ​@@itoibo4208first time I heard his real accent I almost sh*t a brick. 🤣

    • @lorcis1
      @lorcis1 Před 5 měsíci +6

      hugh is brilliant, i dont think the show would have succeeded without him

  • @Big_Island_Boi
    @Big_Island_Boi Před 8 měsíci +3696

    "Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are addictive and dangerous." What a line. And delivered with such nonchalance.

    • @OldGreyMulletTest
      @OldGreyMulletTest Před 8 měsíci +8

      Prescribe, surely?

    • @pipp972
      @pipp972 Před 8 měsíci +38

      And bizarrely, the info is true! Smoking does seem to help control ulcerative colitis.

    • @ctvxl
      @ctvxl Před 8 měsíci +51

      @@pipp972 cigarettes specifically are actually very good for the digestive system in general. I'm not sure if it is understood why exactly. And, of course, the benefits are very heavily outweighed by the negatives

    • @socks2441
      @socks2441 Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@ctvxl just like real medicine then ;p

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 Před 7 měsíci

      That's why some call it Big pHarma. Didn't anyone ever wonder why it's the Food AND Drug Administration? It sure af doesn't stand for Fine n Dandy Agriculture!

  • @Incommensurableme
    @Incommensurableme Před 8 měsíci +5504

    The old lady as an actor killed it, she played her parts flawlessly and out of all the other patient actors, felt truly genuine.

    • @PapaVanTwee5
      @PapaVanTwee5 Před 8 měsíci +73

      There were two old ladies. Which one? The one having an affair, or the later one with her son in tow?

    • @thomasfholland
      @thomasfholland Před 8 měsíci +60

      I personally preferred the teenage stalker. Sooooo much better to look at!

    • @PapaVanTwee5
      @PapaVanTwee5 Před 8 měsíci +102

      @@thomasfholland That to me was cringe. While the actress (Leighton Meester) was more than of age in season 3 (born in 1986, makes her about 20 at the time) it made me, a grown man of 53, uncomfortable. I just don't want to think about going to jail.

    • @joolz-hearall1p126
      @joolz-hearall1p126 Před 8 měsíci +21

      The old ladies husband - Peter graves
      The earlier serialised version of Mission Impossible
      I have an idea the Leonard Nimmoy ( the original Spock)
      Was also in it

    • @alestane2
      @alestane2 Před 8 měsíci +12

      @@joolz-hearall1p126 Yes, that's Peter Graves indeed (not the husband, the lover, they're not married together, they're having an affair). And yes, Leonard Nimoy did play in Mission Impossible too. You can check both on their wikipedia pages.

  • @chandniku1770
    @chandniku1770 Před 8 měsíci +535

    "You have little people inside you"
    I died!

  • @misterz5908
    @misterz5908 Před 8 měsíci +510

    Patient: SHE IS MY MOM!!
    House: Step.
    😂😂😂

    • @cronykil74
      @cronykil74 Před 7 měsíci

      She probably gets stuck under tables and in washers all the time 😂

    • @TChalla616
      @TChalla616 Před měsícem +22

      That's a whole genre now.

    • @Y2Journey
      @Y2Journey Před dnem

      😂

  • @kyalautner8685
    @kyalautner8685 Před 9 měsíci +1985

    The sleep sexer was funny she just kept coming back like see im not lying 😂😂

    • @derrickdinwiddie8759
      @derrickdinwiddie8759 Před 9 měsíci +146

      "I'm not lying!"
      And yet your body says otherwise. 😜

    • @Googleistheantichrist
      @Googleistheantichrist Před 8 měsíci +72

      Gotta say, the ex did nothing wrong. He wasn’t dead for pity’s sake

    • @denniscotey8182
      @denniscotey8182 Před 8 měsíci +34

      Funny and smokin hot!

    • @sassbrat
      @sassbrat Před 8 měsíci +155

      She wasn't actually lying per say. She just didn't remember doing everything due to her own body betraying her

    • @Silencer796
      @Silencer796 Před 8 měsíci +65

      @@sassbratyeah, I feel bad for her. :(

  • @MdnightWnd
    @MdnightWnd Před 8 měsíci +1337

    "Just like Abraham did it." That always cracks me up. The clinic patients were much more funny in earlier seasons.

    • @charmnGUY
      @charmnGUY Před 8 měsíci +16

      Haha Randall Park is gold

    • @formerevolutionist
      @formerevolutionist Před 3 měsíci +7

      I don't even like poking myself with a needle, let alone circumcising myself with a box cutter. If he wanted one that bad he could have gone to the doctor instead of doing it himself. There are definitely cases where it's better to spend a little extra rather than save a few bucks.

    • @kornaros96
      @kornaros96 Před měsícem +2

      ​​@@formerevolutionistthis being set in USA, I severely doubt that the whole thing would have costed him few bucks...

    • @harringt100
      @harringt100 Před měsícem +3

      ​@kornaros96 Hard to say what it would cost, but it probably would have been cheaper to get a standard circumcision than to get a plastic surgeon to restore his foreskin.
      Who the heck would think of circumcising himself?

    • @angelr194
      @angelr194 Před 26 dny

      ​@@harringt100 the same idiot who thought he could sterilize a box cutter and not use any anesthesia...

  • @scorpiongod101
    @scorpiongod101 Před 5 měsíci +729

    The woman thinking strawberry jam will act as protection just kills me every time

  • @Son0fFalse
    @Son0fFalse Před 8 měsíci +442

    House treating the lady with syphilis was the sweetest thing in the world. Such a Gentleman.haha

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue Před měsícem +2

      did you get some box cutters and sterilize them?🤣

    • @maryqualls5086
      @maryqualls5086 Před 13 dny +6

      It was!! And Iove how he talked her into filling the prescription. And it totally worked. The look on his face was so sweet. You could tell he liked her and felt compassion for her.

  • @ClaimedMinotaur
    @ClaimedMinotaur Před 8 měsíci +2271

    I love when the nurses are in the room for these moments. The way House looks at them like, "Are you seeing this?" And they just look at him like, "I wish I wasn't."

    • @morningivy
      @morningivy Před 8 měsíci +12

      When he pulled out the Tic Tacs around 16:00, what did he realize?

    • @ClaimedMinotaur
      @ClaimedMinotaur Před 8 měsíci +31

      @@morningivy I'm assuming he had a breakthrough about the patient in that episode. He often gets them at random times, so I figured that's what that was.

    • @PhO3NiX96
      @PhO3NiX96 Před 8 měsíci +12

      I believe he realized that the main patient he was treating actually ate pills from outside the hospital that was brought by his girlfriend and didn't eat the correct medication he was prescribed by House @@morningivy
      I rewatched season 1 recently and if I recall correctly it's what happened

    • @maxg5140
      @maxg5140 Před 7 měsíci +20

      @@PhO3NiX96 That’s a different episode. This one’s later on, the tictacs belong to a patient who was going through them like crazy. House seeing the old guy freshen his breath made him realize the patient is using mints to cover up bad breath caused by an infection in the patient’s jaw

    • @PhO3NiX96
      @PhO3NiX96 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@maxg5140 Oh yeah i think you're right

  • @dough1158
    @dough1158 Před 8 měsíci +2233

    Feels unnaturally refreshing to see all the clinic clips together, indescribable

    • @smurfyday
      @smurfyday Před 8 měsíci +23

      Now you know how House felt

    • @owie4070
      @owie4070 Před 8 měsíci +4

      ​@@smurfyday😂😂

    • @jeffreycole2816
      @jeffreycole2816 Před 8 měsíci +24

      They need to make a spinoff with new episodes. House: Clinic Duty

    • @morningivy
      @morningivy Před 8 měsíci

      And with all the context too!

    • @Icetastesgood
      @Icetastesgood Před 7 měsíci

      1000 likes

  • @TheStratocaster1977
    @TheStratocaster1977 Před 8 měsíci +206

    - What do I do?
    - Well, it's obvious.... start a religion!
    Legendary line!

  • @user-lh3gp2gm1p
    @user-lh3gp2gm1p Před 7 měsíci +290

    High Laurie is a brilliant actor. He did a particularly great job in this serial. I've watched the reruns over and over again, but I'm always amused and never bored.

  • @ItGirlCaliiopx
    @ItGirlCaliiopx Před 9 měsíci +793

    house having to pop a vicodin to deal with the cow lover 😭😭😭

    • @jimhanty8149
      @jimhanty8149 Před 8 měsíci +34

      It’s never “A “ Vicodin…..it’s a handful…… he’s resistive at this point.

    • @ItGirlCaliiopx
      @ItGirlCaliiopx Před 8 měsíci +10

      @@jimhanty8149 thanks to you and your PhD in pharmacology for correcting some random queer on the internet!! ☺️

    • @jimhanty8149
      @jimhanty8149 Před 8 měsíci +8

      @@ItGirlCaliiopx thanks… I have been there…I know…

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @ItGirlCaliiopx It’s nice that it’s not a bad word anymore, I like it

    • @Farhan_049
      @Farhan_049 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I'd need them too if I were his apprentice!

  • @NH-tb2sm
    @NH-tb2sm Před 9 měsíci +3886

    Interesting how when House does clinic hours he gets all the crazies.

    • @ArchknightAlpha
      @ArchknightAlpha Před 9 měsíci +174

      Murphy's law in action.

    • @kmarasin
      @kmarasin Před 9 měsíci +210

      I think you're underestimating the crazies

    • @sunwukong1333
      @sunwukong1333 Před 9 měsíci +179

      Every ER/ED attending and nurse has dozens of crazy stories.

    • @ArchknightAlpha
      @ArchknightAlpha Před 9 měsíci +67

      @@sunwukong1333 Only dozens? Must be newbies.

    • @heathercontois4501
      @heathercontois4501 Před 9 měsíci +89

      I like to think Cuddy saves them for him. But the sleep walking divorcee wasn't crazy.

  • @jessicamacdowell1587
    @jessicamacdowell1587 Před 7 měsíci +70

    The lady playing the I don’t want my tumor removed part because she will look different is insane

    • @AstralAnubes
      @AstralAnubes Před 3 dny +1

      “You have little people inside you”

  • @55Quirll
    @55Quirll Před 8 měsíci +124

    You didn't finish the teen crush on House. Her problem was that she had spores in her brain that gave her false feelings for House, similar to the old woman with Syphilis. These are some of House's greats. Thanks for uploading them.

    • @daviduzo
      @daviduzo Před 8 měsíci +28

      I don't think she had spores. House just lied to her to get her to stop, kind of a reverse psychology thing.

    • @jimnorthland2903
      @jimnorthland2903 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Valley fever I seem to remember.

    • @55Quirll
      @55Quirll Před 8 měsíci +11

      @@jimnorthland2903 Thanks, It was a good ending, House was disappointed that she was attracted to him due to spores in the brain. Too bad.

    • @margomoore4527
      @margomoore4527 Před 2 měsíci

      “When I stop being contagious, I’ll stop by for a check-up” (wink). Gag me with a spoon.

    • @wd3185
      @wd3185 Před měsícem +4

      @@daviduzoNo, she did. He noted the milky tears and told her what to get to fix it.

  • @jxhleel818
    @jxhleel818 Před 9 měsíci +9072

    I have lots of respect for whoever is still uploading these

    • @tenmilltimes6
      @tenmilltimes6 Před 9 měsíci +37

      Me too

    • @jeepxj
      @jeepxj Před 9 měsíci +47

      Im told its cuttie

    • @Gumbocinno
      @Gumbocinno Před 9 měsíci +40

      Can a single video go without this generic comment?

    • @ItGirlCaliiopx
      @ItGirlCaliiopx Před 9 měsíci +45

      "whoever" my brother in Christ that's a company

    • @jxhleel818
      @jxhleel818 Před 9 měsíci +18

      @@Gumbocinno not on my watch

  • @franciscodanconia4324
    @franciscodanconia4324 Před 8 měsíci +104

    Amazing how many times they violate patient privacy on this show. Like when House is examining the strawberry jelly girl and the other doctor just blurts out another patient's cancer scan results.

    • @vincenzoditrolio6985
      @vincenzoditrolio6985 Před 17 dny +7

      You can talk about results as long as you don’t also give identifying information.

    • @toe_grips
      @toe_grips Před 11 dny +7

      @@vincenzoditrolio6985 He said the Patient's name out loud

    • @wasdwasd609
      @wasdwasd609 Před 3 dny +2

      I like how they've got their legs open facing the door where the public are and in complete view of the waiting room lol.

  • @willietaylor5869
    @willietaylor5869 Před 7 měsíci +108

    The woman with the jelly you saw the nurse in the background. Smirking because she was about to laugh.😂😂😂😂

  • @poopshitcrapwaste
    @poopshitcrapwaste Před 9 měsíci +1716

    that old lady with neurosyphilis brain damage was the coolest patient of them all and with the right attitude towards life "well, you have to go sometime".

    • @SunshyneA
      @SunshyneA Před 9 měsíci +70

      While i dont want it to be due brain damage i truly wanna be that spunky at that age! Going out zesty and with a bang!

    • @RaptorFromWeegee
      @RaptorFromWeegee Před 9 měsíci +60

      Actually, Tertiary syphilis is incurable. Thats when its gotten into the brain. She'll experience syphilitic insanity and have to be committed. That son of hers ought to get tested for hereditary syphilis as she probably passed down to him as he was born. Eventually her brain'll get totally fried and she'll die. Not a great way to go, either.

    • @CristiNeagu
      @CristiNeagu Před 9 měsíci +30

      "And I am not afraid of dying. Any time will do, I don’t mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There’s no reason for it. You’ve got to go sometime." - Gerry O’Driscoll

    • @luciusvorenus9445
      @luciusvorenus9445 Před 8 měsíci +12

      @@RaptorFromWeegee Yep. That's what caused Al Capone to be released from Alcatraz early and was the cause of his death. He was afraid of needles

    • @Andrew-og7li
      @Andrew-og7li Před 8 měsíci +10

      ​@@RaptorFromWeegee😢 buzz officially killed from that wholesome section of the video. But still good to know so thank ye for the info.

  • @jasonbowser5754
    @jasonbowser5754 Před 8 měsíci +3545

    I always loved the old lady with syphilis. She is one of the few patients, or people for that matter, that legit made house smile. He legit liked her 😂

    • @pescaruraduvlad
      @pescaruraduvlad Před 8 měsíci +100

      Same vibe given to me. Also, thinking about her story made me a bit sad. We all get to the point where, let's face it, we ain't on the market anymore, if you know what I mean. You don't need the world to tell you this. You close "the business" all by yourself.
      Well, she suddenly got a fresh new space to lay her goods on from destiny. That really feels wholesome to see.
      Also, please don't cringe at the eufemism.

    • @Oroberus
      @Oroberus Před 8 měsíci +40

      @@pescaruraduvlad You'e only closing shop if you want to close shop, it's the 21. century ;)
      Sure, 30 years ago, at some point your libido would have been gone and that's it but these days? As long as you want it back, you can get it back :)

    • @anabltc
      @anabltc Před 8 měsíci +16

      Shirley Knight was so great ✨

    • @ottokarl5427
      @ottokarl5427 Před 8 měsíci +50

      She noticed a change as a symptom, while other people disregard it. She basically did what House always does.

    • @josephinekautuka4051
      @josephinekautuka4051 Před 8 měsíci +12

      She'll come by for a check-UP 😉

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal6742 Před 5 měsíci +60

    35:28 Might be my favorite interaction with a patient. "Doomed to feel good for the rest of your life" with that look & attitude. So sweet w the lady who puts up so well w her cranky son

  • @NoobAmerican
    @NoobAmerican Před 7 měsíci +152

    5:51 This part is definitely one of the funniest scenes in House. The way he just freezes and immediately reaches for vicodine just kills me.

  • @pauldavis9387
    @pauldavis9387 Před 8 měsíci +1660

    I love how the last woman seems fine when she thinks her man is cheating with another woman but gets angry when she finds out he ate a cheeseburger. Priorities.

    • @calebm9000
      @calebm9000 Před 8 měsíci +12

      Welcome to being old

    • @wes6244
      @wes6244 Před 8 měsíci +102

      😂 Just the way she said, "you're eating FLESH?!" with such disdain. It killed me.

    • @ToddKing
      @ToddKing Před 8 měsíci +22

      Piper Perabo, she's a cutie. She was on Covert Affairs. Oh, and it was a great show.

    • @wes6244
      @wes6244 Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@ToddKing and You.

    • @ramalshebl60
      @ramalshebl60 Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@wes6244most wholesome comment ive read this year

  • @heathercontois4501
    @heathercontois4501 Před 9 měsíci +3230

    I actually like how House acknowledges the circumcision guys desperation, doesn't completely mock him for it, just they way he did it. Outside of Lagertha's episode I think that was his most compassionate.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts Před 9 měsíci +176

      he was horrified

    • @Scnottaken
      @Scnottaken Před 8 měsíci +153

      ​@@toomanyaccountsfelt sympathy pains for sure

    • @Phoenix-ft9qj
      @Phoenix-ft9qj Před 8 měsíci +22

      She did an amazing job in her episode

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran Před 8 měsíci +147

      Never mock a man who has intentionally taken a knife to his own pee-pee.

    • @KushiLungs
      @KushiLungs Před 8 měsíci +1

      W

  • @Agnarian
    @Agnarian Před 8 měsíci +189

    This was one of the greatest shows on television. Dark, funny and emotional. Hugh Laurie was the perfect actor to play House!

  • @illegitimate0
    @illegitimate0 Před 7 měsíci +38

    This is from that alternate universe where you can see a doctor 4 times within a month with no scheduling issues.

    • @jessicaolson490
      @jessicaolson490 Před 22 dny +3

      I think it's a walk-in clinic, so you don't actually need an appointment you just have to wait in line. :P

  • @user-pm3bx2ee4q
    @user-pm3bx2ee4q Před 8 měsíci +1732

    As a physician, I can not tell you how much we in medicine all think what House says but can’t say in real life.

    • @dars5229
      @dars5229 Před 8 měsíci +55

      Just the snarky stuff, or also being able to say how hot a patient looks?

    • @yspegel
      @yspegel Před 8 měsíci +36

      And that's exactly what's wrong in this world, we can't say what's often is needed to say. Still, I laughed at your comment hehe.

    • @reneesjewelerydesign
      @reneesjewelerydesign Před 8 měsíci +1

      You are a physician who cant spell medicine?

    • @swetashetty941
      @swetashetty941 Před 8 měsíci +38

      Im a Physical therapist..and was asked by a patient with back pain if it was ok to do dope ...
      I had no answer ...my head was screaming DONT DO DRUGS EVER....my answer to her was..no issues with dope and backache ! 😂

    • @Freedom2FlyDrones
      @Freedom2FlyDrones Před 8 měsíci +27

      A physician (@b10000) who can not spell medicine? Seriously?
      How many times do you think in college and med school would a physician write "medicine" to know how it is spelt?
      i and e are not even neighbours to be a typo like 'gave' and 'have'.
      I call BS on the physician claim.

  • @dylantech
    @dylantech Před 8 měsíci +903

    “My OBGYN died recently. He was a nice man, warm hands.”
    -“Not anymore.”
    💀

    • @potkettle
      @potkettle Před 8 měsíci +8

      It's the best line in this compilation!

    • @bredanback
      @bredanback Před 5 měsíci +3

      💀 fr

    • @aceatnight
      @aceatnight Před 5 měsíci +2

      Oh I always thought he said wears pants

  • @ThatBlackGirlMagic
    @ThatBlackGirlMagic Před 8 měsíci +90

    😂😂😂 Randall Park cutting his foreskin off is still the most hilarious, nonsense moment in House.

  • @IshaSoul
    @IshaSoul Před 8 měsíci +211

    Patient: “I love cows”
    House: pops a handful of Vicodin
    😂

  • @jmcsquared18
    @jmcsquared18 Před 8 měsíci +922

    These are basically Gregory House's slice of life skits.
    Call me crazy, but these were the best parts of the entire show.

    • @HerrHoppenstedt
      @HerrHoppenstedt Před 7 měsíci +21

      Yeah this back and forth with the "main" patient gets on my nerves sooner or later. They used some tropes to break this up, but it's the main schtick afterall.

    • @katscratchfever3506
      @katscratchfever3506 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yes!! I LOVED clinic duty!! lol.

  • @jazzyboswell768
    @jazzyboswell768 Před 8 měsíci +212

    House had the original "She's not your mom....She's your STEPmom" lol

  • @dionysuskapeleia
    @dionysuskapeleia Před 4 měsíci +23

    24:57
    -"It's on my chest,too"
    -"Of course it is" 😂😂😂

  • @hyrule5975
    @hyrule5975 Před 8 měsíci +57

    The “well it’s not lupus” always get me

  • @kaylahorton7083
    @kaylahorton7083 Před 8 měsíci +327

    I love how people are pulling their pants down with the blinds open wide 😂

  • @ditzydoo04
    @ditzydoo04 Před 9 měsíci +558

    This is a testimony to why House most likely has very little sanity 😂

    • @factperson179
      @factperson179 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Personally I think he ain't insane, just too smart to have much compassion for anyone

  • @TH3C001
    @TH3C001 Před 8 měsíci +55

    Having seen this show during its run as a kid I couldn’t truly appreciate it. This show is comedy gold and Hugh Laurie is an absolute legend. Couldn’t have cast a better actor. I’m going to have to find this show in its entirety one day, maybe on DVD or Blu-ray.

  • @willienelsongonzalez4609
    @willienelsongonzalez4609 Před 8 měsíci +85

    Loved it when they had Carmen Electra made a guest appearance as an one of House’s imaginary patients. Loved House’s rationale for doing so!

  • @yerossyle
    @yerossyle Před 8 měsíci +187

    “You have restored my faith in the human race. You’re lying!” 😂

  • @Voidelle
    @Voidelle Před 8 měsíci +205

    I swear I always forget the final twist of the cow guy, Every. Single. Time.

    • @ideologybot4592
      @ideologybot4592 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Adult entertainment producers certainly didn't.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob Před 12 dny +1

      Literally never could possibly see it coming

  • @lolan9180
    @lolan9180 Před 7 měsíci +29

    0:39 “start a religion.” I burst out laughing. He’s referencing the Virgin Mary.

  • @dykevader01
    @dykevader01 Před 8 měsíci +17

    Tbh House with the old lady by the end... shows why he's a great doctor

  • @xbleepxbloopx3411
    @xbleepxbloopx3411 Před 8 měsíci +167

    That vegan lady scene will always get me because of the ending
    "I'm accomplished. I'm funny. Can I... have whatever I want?" with the look she gives him lmfao

    • @briansmith8967
      @briansmith8967 Před 8 měsíci +3

      She went on to star in Covert, Affairs. Piper Perabo.

  • @prettyevil6662000
    @prettyevil6662000 Před 8 měsíci +795

    I remember loving the episodes with the teenage girl, Ali, when they first came out. She appeared over a couple episodes indicating how long her stalking behavior was going on for. I just really liked that while House was flattered and didn't want to get her in trouble, he also didn't take advantage. This skipped the scene where he finally tells her he's not interested and she has a fungal infection that's lowering her inhibitions (though it's unclear if she really did have a fungal infection or not).

    • @KatJustice97
      @KatJustice97 Před 8 měsíci +103

      I think she did, he diagnosed her because she had milky tears which were indicative of the fungal infection

    • @ahmetsaidalkur50
      @ahmetsaidalkur50 Před 8 měsíci +45

      @@KatJustice97 nah i am pretty sure house made it all up if not her being sick but definitely the part where it made her feel attracted to house

    • @cmen6895
      @cmen6895 Před 8 měsíci +96

      @@ahmetsaidalkur50No, if you watched the show you’d actually know what happened. When she was treated, the insane attraction towards house went away because the infection was causing problems in her brain.

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 Před 8 měsíci +35

      Interesting how she justifies it by stating the age of consent in Iceland. We're not in Iceland.

    • @55Quirll
      @55Quirll Před 8 měsíci +27

      @@cmen6895 Yes, reminded me of the old woman who was getting attracted to younger men due to her Syphilis flair-up. He was kind and gentle with her too.

  • @v0LkEN88
    @v0LkEN88 Před 7 měsíci +20

    I love it when it House make the 'breakthrough' face for his patient case after those clinic duty interactions, he immediately when to do another clinic duties 😂😂

  • @pplattee
    @pplattee Před 7 měsíci +29

    15:45 House reacting to people being emotional is GOLD!!!

  • @ajuicejemas
    @ajuicejemas Před 9 měsíci +178

    To whatever employee keeps uploading House clips, please know that you have our undying gratitude

  • @Jackaboy1476
    @Jackaboy1476 Před 8 měsíci +916

    I love the last one “it’s fine, you’re accomplished, funny, attractive, woman are gonna want you”
    “he’s cheating with another food group, probably burgers”
    “OMG YOU’RE DISGUSTING!” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Huge Laurie made this show , phenomenal actor , so many times actually , brilliant. So sorry it’s not on anymore , it was so unique.

    • @PapaVanTwee5
      @PapaVanTwee5 Před 8 měsíci

      @@DaleGribble-ng5gu It's NBC/Peacock now.

    • @tomwhone9804
      @tomwhone9804 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Yip, funny as hell, willing to accept he was cheating but not willing to accept he wasn't vegan.

    • @enlightendbel
      @enlightendbel Před 8 měsíci +18

      Pretty on point for Vegans tho.

    • @magster6022
      @magster6022 Před 7 měsíci +1

      People never seem to get tired of making fun of vegans. If it were just the self-righteousness that got to people, wouldn't they be mocking Evangelical Christians? Oh, maybe they are...

  • @svenno9951
    @svenno9951 Před 8 měsíci +45

    I completely missed the show when it was new but I'm binge watching every episode on prime now. What a great show in every way. I'm on season 6 now.

  • @TheTexican05
    @TheTexican05 Před 7 měsíci +11

    Our man with the cane is legendary!
    Thank you to whoever took the time to put these compilations together.

  • @RJSTEVENS89
    @RJSTEVENS89 Před 8 měsíci +129

    "It's actually a personal record for this clinic" haha the way he said it was prefect!

  • @mgc235
    @mgc235 Před 8 měsíci +180

    Did House really Moo at the Cowdephile😂😂😂

    • @MizMima
      @MizMima Před 8 měsíci +16

      Actually Momphile lol

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko Před 3 měsíci +1

      Step mom

    • @Smalls2007
      @Smalls2007 Před měsícem

      No fucking way bro 😂😂

  • @kleenbeats
    @kleenbeats Před 8 měsíci +37

    As wild as the scenarios in this show seem, any real world clinician will attest to its accuracy when it comes to its nuance. Just ask any doctor or nurse about their craziest patient stories and you’ll understand where I’m coming from.

    • @natescode
      @natescode Před 4 měsíci

      Correct. My Highschool girlfriend was on some weird meds that required eating fat before taking. She didn't consume enough fat and literally would sleep walk and eat fatty foods without knowing it.

  • @aatish4697
    @aatish4697 Před 7 měsíci +22

    Mad Mad respect for the Guy who was ready to be medicated just to maintain sanctity of Mother Son relationship

  • @blugreen123
    @blugreen123 Před 8 měsíci +676

    His reaction to the circumcision guy always makes me laugh so hard. 😆

    • @p5ychojoe138
      @p5ychojoe138 Před 8 měsíci +50

      It takes a lot to make House make a run for it. He was completely horrified. Especially once he saw it, he wanted to be gone yesterday more than any other clinic duty.

    • @florianmaschke269
      @florianmaschke269 Před 8 měsíci +16

      A self-circumcision... come on mate.. that must be horrible to watch. Give Greg a rest...

    • @dash-x
      @dash-x Před 8 měsíci +15

      I remember my baby brother as a young child was goofing off after a bath and tore his testicle open. He didn’t cry, and fell asleep in the ambulance . I do recalls both the paramedics wincing and my Ma talking about it in the waiting room and all the grown men cross their legs 😹 poor thing. He doesn’t remember though thankfully.

    • @jonyao76
      @jonyao76 Před 7 měsíci

      HEHEHEH Randall Park

    • @Spartan1912tam
      @Spartan1912tam Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@jonyao76 asian Jim FTFY

  • @MizMima
    @MizMima Před 8 měsíci +238

    19:38
    Woman : I’ll have a huge scar, I won’t be able to wear a bikini!
    House : You wear a bikini now??
    Woman : yes! You got a problem with that?
    House : Nope but I’ve never gone swimming with you 💀😂😂

    • @Bozbaby103
      @Bozbaby103 Před 8 měsíci +14

      I love her confidence.

    • @5Li0n50fGod7
      @5Li0n50fGod7 Před 5 měsíci +17

      ​ @Bozbaby103 Believe me I have come across a number of not so attractive weirdos that are very confident in themselves in fact a little too much to the point of vanity or arroagnce even, albeit misplaced, either that, or they don't have self awareness or any at all lol. I cringe hard at them LOL.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Před 2 měsíci +11

      @Bozbaby103 Confidence isn’t always a good thing, let’s be honest

  • @XandriaRavenheart
    @XandriaRavenheart Před 8 měsíci +15

    That old lady with syphilis brought tears to my eyes.

  • @ASavageEye
    @ASavageEye Před 8 měsíci +20

    I always have to remind myself that this show ended but left itself wide open to come back whenever it wanted

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob Před 12 dny +1

      No Wilson no Cuddy? House faked his death? No Cameron? Kutner and Amber are both dead, Big Love isn't coming back, 13 is probably dead, Masters isn't coming back, Park might so that'd be fun. This show needs a good balance of male and female fellows.

  • @jamescole6846
    @jamescole6846 Před 9 měsíci +707

    For years people kept telling me to watch this show but I was always too busy working. Then COVID happened. I watched the 1st episode, followed by all 175 for the next 3 weeks. Yep, about 8 a day. Binged the whole thing back to back. Best show EVER.

    • @pokemagetech
      @pokemagetech Před 8 měsíci +11

      No it isn’t.
      But it’s certainly excellent.

    • @buttnutt
      @buttnutt Před 8 měsíci +4

      Based.

    • @jamescole6846
      @jamescole6846 Před 8 měsíci

      I say that about a lot of shows. How about one of the best shows ever or best show for category MD/hospital @@pokemagetech

    • @samuelwoods164
      @samuelwoods164 Před 8 měsíci +39

      ​@@pokemagetechperfectly entitled to their own opinion, if that's their favourite show that's their deal.... Would you tell someone their favourite meal is incorrect?

    • @TheJunedale
      @TheJunedale Před 8 měsíci +5

      I bought all the dvds in a charity shop, got a binge planned.

  • @justsomekazakh
    @justsomekazakh Před 9 měsíci +586

    Almost 40 minutes of House's clinic duties, neat!

    • @slayerdwarfify
      @slayerdwarfify Před 9 měsíci +6

      Didn't even realize how long it was. Just like watching a full episode now, hell yeah

    • @heidikickhouse-
      @heidikickhouse- Před 9 měsíci +11

      Well, technically, the farmer and the model with the leg pain weren't Clinic Duty, just House getting his class to diagnose his own leg.
      (Fun to have them included though.)

    • @zacharygreenwald4561
      @zacharygreenwald4561 Před 8 měsíci

      Can we get more of these, to whomever uploads

    • @OreoFresa
      @OreoFresa Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@heidikickhouse-They were, but he was only treated those 2, he was treated by Cuddy. There were 3 cases, not just 1

    • @kresimirbozic1976
      @kresimirbozic1976 Před 8 měsíci +1

      📸

  • @Dr.GOWTHAM_EM
    @Dr.GOWTHAM_EM Před 8 měsíci +17

    One of my fav line , House : you have restored my faith in human race , you lied “😂😂😂😂1:31 to 1:40

  • @ZiOS_TTV
    @ZiOS_TTV Před 23 dny +6

    9:30 this man respects his dad. He doesn’t want to ruin the family, and he wants to be better. Mad respect

  • @christophersanchez2658
    @christophersanchez2658 Před 8 měsíci +116

    19:12 "It's actually a personal record for this clinic" With a straight face kills me

  • @desaturated-firefox
    @desaturated-firefox Před 8 měsíci +155

    Something I always like about House is his curiosity and delight about his fellow weirdos.

  • @Timeward76
    @Timeward76 Před měsícem +7

    I love how House usually breaks up.marriages with his clinic work, but he basically points out to that first woman "youre fucking your ex every time you sleep, you two should talk" lmao

  • @SomeKindaHero117
    @SomeKindaHero117 Před 8 měsíci +9

    The cigarette thing still blows my mind to this day

    • @SomeKindaHero117
      @SomeKindaHero117 Před 7 měsíci

      @@CharlesNauck There seems to be other health benefits from it so I'm not to shaken

    • @SomeKindaHero117
      @SomeKindaHero117 Před 7 měsíci

      @@CharlesNauck Not a smoker. Just thought it was interesting. Enjoy your day

  • @mikeottersole
    @mikeottersole Před 8 měsíci +231

    House is one of the all time greatest characters on any show. Brilliantly played by a superior actor, Hugh Laurie. He was even good in the talking mouse movie.

    • @andys8482
      @andys8482 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Even better in the movie with all the puppies.

    • @pradeep_amaresan
      @pradeep_amaresan Před 8 měsíci +3

      You shud watch him in Blackadder season 3 & 4.

    • @joeleboeuf
      @joeleboeuf Před 7 měsíci

      Do you mean, Stuart Little?

    • @mikeottersole
      @mikeottersole Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@pradeep_amaresan Thanks for the reminder. Blackadder was a gem of British humour. Made me laugh out loud every show.

    • @frglee
      @frglee Před 4 měsíci +2

      His Bertie Wooster in Jeeves and Wooster was by far the best version ever. Though he did other stuff with Stephen Fry, and they made a superb combination together in comedy sketch shows, both on tv and radio in the UK. What always surprised me was to see how many Americans thought Hugh Laurie was an American actor!

  • @kayleebrasseaux4736
    @kayleebrasseaux4736 Před 9 měsíci +223

    House’s face when the guy who used box cutters on his area is hilarious. For anyone wondering it around the 5:00 marker

  • @ericapierson-way213
    @ericapierson-way213 Před 11 dny +1

    The way House looked at the woman with long term Syphilis - it was so sweet. You could just see the admiration he had for the woman who would rather die feeling excitement and joy than live a bored life. Haha. I love Hugh Laurie.

  • @threenorns3
    @threenorns3 Před 20 dny +3

    "He was a nice man. Warm hands."
    "Not any more." 😂😂😂😂

  • @chipsthedog1
    @chipsthedog1 Před 8 měsíci +313

    I could easily watch a whole spin off show just about the clinic. Same writers, same cast it would be awesome

  • @starlingswallow
    @starlingswallow Před 8 měsíci +83

    4:41 😂😂😂😂 House's reaction to the box cutter circumcise job!!!
    "Just like Abraham did it."
    🤪😂😂😂

  • @tracypouncy1178
    @tracypouncy1178 Před 7 měsíci +7

    Thanks for these clips. I had a rough day, and really needed this!

  • @Xiphos0311
    @Xiphos0311 Před 9 měsíci +140

    The Syphilis lady has the best attitude. Good job lady.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts Před 9 měsíci

      that was due to irreversible brain damage. usually syphilis eating the brain results in insanity

    • @excrono
      @excrono Před 8 měsíci

      There are WAY worse STDs to get, worse that even HIV, Syphilis is dodging a bullet.

  • @OopsOlliePopp
    @OopsOlliePopp Před 9 měsíci +207

    GOD YES 40 straight minutes of house MD clips i need this. I have rewatched the series too many times i need something more

  • @manuelestrada797
    @manuelestrada797 Před 8 měsíci +43

    This was definitely one of the most entertaining shows ever. The actor who played Dr. House nailed it!

  • @csabaidonat
    @csabaidonat Před 8 měsíci +20

    The old lady with syphilis beats them all. Loved this show! I watched season 1 for like hundreds of times, and I watched the other seasons a lot too!

  • @JasonON
    @JasonON Před 9 měsíci +97

    House in the clinic are some of the best times on television.

  • @gatesraby6744
    @gatesraby6744 Před 9 měsíci +68

    That old woman with Syphilis, was epic asf lol

  • @kevinl6231
    @kevinl6231 Před 2 měsíci +8

    I watch this compilation over and over and don’t realize 39 minutes have passed.

  • @taiming71
    @taiming71 Před 8 měsíci +10

    One of the best shows ever made. Great characters and good stories.

  • @Hedning1390
    @Hedning1390 Před 8 měsíci +64

    One way to stop your step mom from sexually harassing you as a minor is to go to the police. They may say "nicccce" but they still have to arrest her.

    • @sauter1
      @sauter1 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Niiiiccee South Park reference there ;)

  • @minhtrihoang8
    @minhtrihoang8 Před 8 měsíci +7

    33:50 man that “Hello” just fills me with wholesomeness.

  • @mr.dr.prof.patrick7284
    @mr.dr.prof.patrick7284 Před 7 měsíci +2

    dear uploader: thank you for posting these and getting house back on my recommended. i love going to deep character studies for everyone… such well written and complex people

  • @uncleandross4310
    @uncleandross4310 Před 8 měsíci +22

    "Get the F off my Bike" would have been my only reaction.

  • @terrierairsoft6544
    @terrierairsoft6544 Před 8 měsíci +62

    "Not everyone can operate a zipper."
    Man, we've all been there 😬

    • @justinturner8278
      @justinturner8278 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Try button flies. But don’t get drunk with them.

    • @jKherty
      @jKherty Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​@@justinturner8278what would happen if you're drunk? I'm sober 0% of the time

  • @one_bad_mofo8658
    @one_bad_mofo8658 Před měsícem +12

    "Im sorry."
    "I should have told you how I felt!"
    *sprays mouth*
    "Oh...welcome to hell."
    Lmao that reaction.

  • @davidpruett7894
    @davidpruett7894 Před 8 měsíci +23

    I always enjoyed watching this series. It had one of the best endings a series could have.

    • @margomoore4527
      @margomoore4527 Před 2 měsíci

      I haven’t seen the ending. I never watched the show. But I love the clips.

  • @gladesucks7907
    @gladesucks7907 Před 8 měsíci +31

    Imagine you botch a circumcision so bad, even House just feels bad for you

  • @2centschange
    @2centschange Před 8 měsíci +38

    The first one, house actually started having fun with as it was the only clinic one that had enough twists to almost be an actual case. I have a feeling that's why he gave her that hint at the end.

  • @franktorres3081
    @franktorres3081 Před 8 měsíci +14

    We need another season on this show ❤❤❤ House forever

  • @zentropoetic
    @zentropoetic Před 8 měsíci +2

    This compilation makes it feel like this is a single day for him

  • @vraskas6252
    @vraskas6252 Před 8 měsíci +32

    "youre brain damaged. doomed to feeling good the rest of your life"😂

  • @pmbramucci1056
    @pmbramucci1056 Před 8 měsíci +37

    But apparently clinic hours give the best stories. Love how the last woman was more upset about his diet than him possibly cheating on her. Priorities!