The Smaller The Bottle, The Bigger The Problem

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  • @calvinandhabs
    @calvinandhabs  Před rokem +280

    What's worse? A magnum bottle or mini bottles?

    • @poponachtschnecke
      @poponachtschnecke Před rokem +46

      A magnum, because you can give away the mini bottles in silly gifts, but if you decide to quit drinking you will feel you have to finish the magnum first.

    • @daVUXe
      @daVUXe Před rokem +6

      Magnum, at home?
      Never'll reach the bottom before the taste's gone !P
      The li'll ones can bring up a wieder choice xD

    • @SAUL_GOOFYMAN
      @SAUL_GOOFYMAN Před rokem +6

      mini bottles are a problem but Magnum feels a bit sad

    • @TheTutch
      @TheTutch Před rokem +5

      @@poponachtschnecke then again what harm is another mini bottle going to do if you've decided to give up alcohol? It's not like you're going to drink a whole regular bottle, right? Doesn't even count

    • @MitchK_
      @MitchK_ Před rokem +17

      Mini bottles/ flasks because it tells everyone you can't go anywhere without a drink.

  • @rizrhys1
    @rizrhys1 Před rokem +913

    Both y'all make very valid points. But in the end, the alcohol wins and our livers lose.

    • @woodonfire7406
      @woodonfire7406 Před rokem +2

      This is why people should take Liver Aid

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly Před rokem

      Nah, you're just a prude.

    • @joranfokker7477
      @joranfokker7477 Před rokem +2

      Your liver can regrow

    • @eee1200
      @eee1200 Před rokem

      @@joranfokker7477 even if it will regrow

    • @FlatulentWhale
      @FlatulentWhale Před rokem +8

      @@joranfokker7477 It won't regrow if it's diseased from alcohol abuse. I'm the mini alcohol bottle of people.

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher Před rokem +441

    The smaller the bottle the bigger the problems because then you aren't able to drink your problems away

  • @holger_p
    @holger_p Před rokem +286

    To drink together, you need to share from the same bottle. Otherwise you just share the table. Besides ... small servings have highest prices.

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 Před rokem +5

      That's why when you use small bottles, you do cute little rituaks like crossing over your arms and drinking at the same time

    • @holger_p
      @holger_p Před rokem +5

      @@juliamavroidi8601 I know this ritual with (small) glasses only. Works the same.

  • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
    @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Před rokem +66

    A man walks into a bar, he has a drinking problem and it's ruining his family.

  • @gstwo6571
    @gstwo6571 Před rokem +130

    May David Hasselhoff always bless these beautiful individuals and their amazing talent to make me laugh!

  • @fanficAddict404
    @fanficAddict404 Před rokem +129

    Mini bottles are a fun and kind of cheap way to try brand new drinks you haven't tried before.

    • @fun2building
      @fun2building Před rokem +17

      Exactly! Like sometimes you wanna try a drink but don't wanna be married to whole bottles of what it uses

  • @kennmuoki
    @kennmuoki Před rokem +54

    The David Hasselhoff picture 😂😂😂

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur Před rokem +14

      And the strategically placed 🕯️

  • @pinoycartalk
    @pinoycartalk Před rokem +60

    Was I the only one to notice boy's night is a candle lit drinking session? 🤣

  • @cd8048
    @cd8048 Před rokem +29

    A German and an Austrian arguing the other is an alcoholic lol

  • @dmurphy1578
    @dmurphy1578 Před rokem +11

    The hasslehoff shrine is killing me.

  • @4862cjc
    @4862cjc Před 9 měsíci +2

    As I approach my 20th year of sobriety this December, all I can say is: JaWoll! Wunderbar!

  • @Martintubeification
    @Martintubeification Před rokem +8

    Ihr seid der Hammer! Das nachdenkliche "Like a cop!" Ich lach mich tot.

  • @JacktheRah
    @JacktheRah Před rokem +81

    Never really thought about that. But yeah, tiny bottles do make you seem like an alcoholic. Flasks are cool though. Especially when they're like fancy flasks.

  • @GenXBecks
    @GenXBecks Před rokem +5

    A quick drinky-winky on the park bench. Ha!

  • @hazelhazelton1346
    @hazelhazelton1346 Před rokem +18

    If you for some reason need easily concealable bottles, you have a problem. However, if you need to pay close attention to the value for money, you *also* have a problem. :p

    • @Nestor__Makhno
      @Nestor__Makhno Před rokem +3

      Of course you gotta pay close attention to that! are you elon musk? /s

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 Před rokem

      Could just be that someone is poor, me and my gallon of gin definitely don’t have a drinking problem.

    • @hazelhazelton1346
      @hazelhazelton1346 Před rokem +8

      @@williamskay109 Well, there's your problem; you're poor. Not every problem is a drinking problem. ^.^

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před rokem

      Yeah i have a money problem not a drinking problem if i need to check what is cheaper.

  • @maruschke2911
    @maruschke2911 Před rokem +6

    I love the candle! 😂

  • @der.Schtefan
    @der.Schtefan Před rokem +4

    The difference between Sangria out of a bucket, and this alcoholic pitcher is the quality of the glass!

  • @juliamavroidi8601
    @juliamavroidi8601 Před rokem +5

    You only have a problem if you don't do "um den Kopp, an den Kopp, in den Kopp" before drinking the tiny bottle

  • @dancoroian1
    @dancoroian1 Před rokem +6

    I hardly drink at all but I think the tiny bottles are so cute! And will be more tempted by them than boring old regular bottles

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před rokem

      Its super classy to have 10liters of alcohol in a cabinet somewhere in the house.

  • @fun2building
    @fun2building Před rokem +4

    Mini bottles are great for stuff you wanna try making but don't wanna be forced to have a ton of in case you hate it

  • @Lnclt-tc3ln
    @Lnclt-tc3ln Před 11 měsíci +7

    Only reason I sometimes buy small bottles:
    1. to try something that's usually quite expensive in bigger sizes
    2. because the bottle looks nice(er) on my shelf /"mini-bar" (some tiny bottles simply look better than the big ones or come with little gimmicks like being hidden in a tiny fake book...)
    Also: if you DON'T own an actual bar and don't throw a gigantic party a magnum bottle looks like you have a problem (as you seem to "need" that amount), decanter is classy though

    • @nickmonks9563
      @nickmonks9563 Před 16 dny

      I think you've said too much, implying you may have a problem. As a friend, I recommend letting me come over to your place to offer my help.....by emptying some of your bottles into my belly.

  • @POINTS2
    @POINTS2 Před rokem +29

    What about a flask hidden in binoculars so you can sneak into into sport games?

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 Před rokem +10

      That’s worse than drinking with the paper bag crumpled around the bottle

    • @AldoHacha
      @AldoHacha Před rokem +4

      *Laughs and cries in Mexican

    • @otherssingpuree1779
      @otherssingpuree1779 Před rokem +1

      Depends on the sports game. Football, no you will start a fight. Golf sure.

  • @TheCsaknorrisz
    @TheCsaknorrisz Před rokem +1

    Big bottle for a big man and tiny bottle for the tiny man

  • @ethzero
    @ethzero Před rokem +3

    Concerned for The Hoff 🔥🔥🔥

  • @racheljensen1823
    @racheljensen1823 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Timy bottles for the win
    So many drinking games with those, like "klopp klopp klopp" ;)

  • @frederickheard2022
    @frederickheard2022 Před rokem +3

    I once overheard a woman in a thrift shop describe her new favorite drink as a tiny bottle of tequila poured into a 20oz Mountain Dew. I’ll let you draw your own conclusions.

  • @philipphalter926
    @philipphalter926 Před rokem +2

    Ich lache mich einfach kaputt wegen dem hasselhoff-bild dem die kerze den schritt verbrennt

  • @akira5952
    @akira5952 Před rokem

    ...and David in the background...
    ...with a candle at special point of view.

  • @JoCaTen
    @JoCaTen Před rokem +1

    I can't with The Hoff, gets me everytime.
    He's too powerful.
    Also, why argue? Just drink your problems away!
    (Be sure to have snacks on your side, best savory foods or nuts, do not drink on an empty stomach or more than you can, drink responsibly, do not drink and drive)

  • @DivineLightPaladin
    @DivineLightPaladin Před rokem +19

    As a former drinker, I would say the big bottle is the problem. I never got tiny ones except as a teen... 😅

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Před měsícem +1

    I’m considering buying a flask specifically so I can use it for either mead or non-alcoholic beverages.

  • @BTScriviner
    @BTScriviner Před rokem +1

    Love the shrine to the Hoff.

  • @Gloomshimmer
    @Gloomshimmer Před rokem +4

    At least they dont drink "bourbon" and called it whisky.

  • @glockenrein
    @glockenrein Před rokem +8

    I buy the mini bottles for baking, I wonder what that says about me. 😂

    • @sisuguillam5109
      @sisuguillam5109 Před rokem +2

      That you buy them for baking?

    • @MrMontanaNights
      @MrMontanaNights Před rokem +6

      They're good if you like to cook using wine/whiskey/cognac or whatever too but don't do it enough to justify a larger bottle b/c you don't actually drink alcohol.

    • @sytritewarum5720
      @sytritewarum5720 Před rokem +3

      @@MrMontanaNights Personally, I don't drink at all, but I like bottles. Sometimes, I see a bottle that's just too nice to pass up if it's cheap enough, buy it, and find something to do with the contents. Though, sometimes, the way light plays through alcohol is really nice to look at, so I just never open it...

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 Před rokem

      @@MrMontanaNights hey man liquor doesn’t go bad if you haven’t heard

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 Před rokem +1

      @@sytritewarum5720 somehow this feels like a bigger problem than alcoholism, I can see if my therapist has an opening

  • @salvatoreceravolo1414

    Keep it up, you guys are hilarious!

  • @pieshka4509
    @pieshka4509 Před 9 měsíci +1

    A magnum bottle is classy, a handle bottle is where it goes into mini bottle territory

  • @myeramimclerie7869
    @myeramimclerie7869 Před rokem +1

    Mini bottles are for testing out brands. Except for Jägermeister. Those are definitely for beer belly owners on a park bench.

  • @kaniphish
    @kaniphish Před rokem

    I'd call those "tiny bottles" over average... most people would be happy with *such much* .

  • @EarlSnake
    @EarlSnake Před rokem

    I like, that they're yelling at each other over basically nothing like complete drunk dudes, before even starting to drink.

  • @tcm_nilla
    @tcm_nilla Před rokem +5

    these legends dont miss
    love your vids

  • @NestaSimbaSauti
    @NestaSimbaSauti Před rokem +1

    * laughing in slavic *

  • @LastingDream
    @LastingDream Před 10 měsíci

    tiny bottles are cute! 😃 but for sharing, yes...regular bottles are best. And price-wise too 😬

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 Před rokem

    I love how they're still praying to a portrait of David Hasselhoff.

  • @clockwork8548
    @clockwork8548 Před rokem

    Well that killed the vibe

  • @sealswimswim354
    @sealswimswim354 Před 10 měsíci

    We should discuss the precise location of that flickering flame.

  • @pikekeke
    @pikekeke Před rokem +2

    Flasks ARE cool, alda! The Hoff approves.

    • @brickchef8282
      @brickchef8282 Před rokem +1

      i would not recomend the hoff regarding alcoholic choices

    • @pikekeke
      @pikekeke Před rokem

      @@brickchef8282 Maybe for burger choices?

  • @FiXato
    @FiXato Před rokem +1

    should've prayed harder to The Hoff

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated

    Tiny bottles ARE fun! 🍾

  • @plastiqueneurosis
    @plastiqueneurosis Před rokem +19

    It’s impossible to clean the smell out of aluminum. I hate hip flasks or any other aluminum beverage container. You pour coffee into an aluminum lined cup once and that thing smells like week old coffee forever no matter how often you clean it or how long the coffee actually was in there.

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 Před rokem

      I mean sure but if you carry a hip flask you definitely have a drinking problem and couldn’t care less lol

  • @terrabranford7485
    @terrabranford7485 Před 11 měsíci

    In a "micky's" defense. I can see if you want to test new liquor but aren't ready to commit to a 750 ml bottle.

  • @martinbruhn5274
    @martinbruhn5274 Před rokem +2

    You really got to make a vide now about the principles and beliefs of this David Hasselhoff religion. Like, first of all, what is it even called and what's the lore behind it?

  • @ButtKickington
    @ButtKickington Před 10 měsíci

    I have heard both your arguments and I have decided upon a magnum 64oz flask.

  • @off2geo
    @off2geo Před rokem

    David Hasselhoff...🤣 enough said.

  • @kimchikat2169
    @kimchikat2169 Před rokem +2

    „Und zwischendurch immer Full Shot aufs „nightrider-Poster“!
    „Ja, super! Und das Teelicht genau davor! Mal sehen wer‘s merkt!“
    *singenzusammen*: I‘ve been looking for freedom! I‘ve been looking so looking!“ usw.usf.

  • @123UpNorth321
    @123UpNorth321 Před rokem +2

    The alcoholic pitcher 🙈 i prefer the flask tho...but I really don't like any strong beverages so I'd feel like quite a loser using one for my sprizz wine 🙈

  • @islanoliveira
    @islanoliveira Před rokem

    I agree with Habs in this one

  • @JosuaKrause
    @JosuaKrause Před rokem +2

    they're like cops, but they play by their own rules...
    just like cops...

    • @cd8048
      @cd8048 Před rokem

      Noticed that on a second watch lol

  • @ho0t0w1
    @ho0t0w1 Před rokem

    Cops!
    You're not one, they're all alcoholics. 😂

  • @nikdog419
    @nikdog419 Před rokem

    1:03 YES!!! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!! I've done exactly this with a Soviet Army Wool Coat. :D

  • @MrMontanaNights
    @MrMontanaNights Před rokem

    They play by their owns rules... Took me a second lol.

  • @IlliterateSorcerer
    @IlliterateSorcerer Před rokem

    Good old Pennerglück

  • @nickmonks9563
    @nickmonks9563 Před 16 dny

    I gave up drinking. Now I just terrorize my liver with poison and hope it can handle the consequences.

  • @gianrc2992
    @gianrc2992 Před 10 měsíci

    Is that the...
    *(In the deepest voice possible) "BLUE LABEL DEL JOHHNY WALKER"*

  • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary
    @DJTheMetalheadMercenary Před rokem +1

    BOYS NIGHT!!!!

  • @CiarnaK
    @CiarnaK Před rokem +2

    Even if you don't drink, decanters look really pretty as home décor. I have a couple from estate sales that I keep on my bookshelves.

    • @tomster7574
      @tomster7574 Před rokem

      As decorative as they might be I’ve never understood taking alcohol out of a container to put it in the other container before you put it in a third container before you drink it 🤣🤣

  • @unwrittenbook
    @unwrittenbook Před rokem

    Not gonna lie….I was distracted by the picture…..😂

  • @michaelsmyth3935
    @michaelsmyth3935 Před rokem

    I usually buy 750ml at a time. Perfect size bottle. Whether it be an aged Scotch or Bourbon, perhaps a nice Pot Still Rum aged in Rye Barrels. Tiny bottles are FUN for a cocktail party, or the Cinema. That Magnum is a wee bit ostentatious.

  • @guyver441
    @guyver441 Před rokem

    **owns three flasks**
    😓

  • @treasey8655
    @treasey8655 Před rokem

    You should write a sitcom pleaaaase

  • @galtur5241
    @galtur5241 Před rokem +2

    American problems. Having to hide the drink in public... XD

  • @FellowHuman137
    @FellowHuman137 Před rokem +1

    Hey wait, what was the jazz tune???
    I need it to drink whiskey in my window on a rainy tuesday evening

  • @PaulTheadra
    @PaulTheadra Před rokem +1

    I stopped drinking 3 years ago, now I drink kava kava, no hangover, cheaper, not as "classy" but definitely less depressing.

  • @mariafranciscabertoglio6759

    Aaaaaand... a picture of Ze Hof

  • @martinpollak7039
    @martinpollak7039 Před rokem

    Don't hassel the Hoff!

  • @dissect123
    @dissect123 Před rokem +1

    What? That is not depressing. It is fine.

  • @phz7107
    @phz7107 Před rokem

    I actually do buy the mini bottles for cocktails cuz I don't wanna commit to a bottle when it's something like $50+, otherwise big bottle for the win
    Or I'll buy a really nice mini bottle for special occasion cocktails lol

  • @Germadian
    @Germadian Před rokem

    Is that a Calvin & Habs tarot card at the end of the video? I want it!

  • @deadbeat_t
    @deadbeat_t Před rokem

    Yeah

  • @businessman4209
    @businessman4209 Před rokem

    Fine

  • @hairboyanimaciones2711

    It’s Mezcal lol 😂🇲🇽

  • @starcrysis23
    @starcrysis23 Před rokem +1

    To be fair, the only people I’ve ever seen with those tiny bottles have been alcoholics or on a plane. Though one of those alcoholics only brought them home to drink them stationary which was odd, maybe it was for the price? the other seemed like she did too, but idk if she drank outside too so imma assume it was half and half.
    I have a flask though, it’s for concerts and just to have it cuz it’s cool and has a design on it. Never seen anyone else with one.

    • @pigger1010
      @pigger1010 Před rokem +1

      A bunch of brands do small 2cl bottles in germany and they are really popular. Mostly popular with the 18-25 year olds I'd say.

    • @mafiacat88
      @mafiacat88 Před rokem +1

      I had a friend who worked in a liquor store, and she mentioned how lots of alcoholics buy the tiny bottles despite it being more expensive per ml.
      It was a way for them to control their drinking. If they bought the bigger bottles, they'd still be in the next day, but after consuming three times as much.
      Also having a flask is great. It's a problem if you've got it with you every day, but for camping or certain social events where odds are good you'll be drunk at the end, it's a solid choice.

  • @charlottehintzmann3718
    @charlottehintzmann3718 Před 11 měsíci

    Meanwhile David Hasselhoff‘s crotch keeps on burning

  • @deadbeat_t
    @deadbeat_t Před rokem +1

    Magnum for sure!

  • @1jotun136
    @1jotun136 Před rokem

    Oh, just kiss each other already.

  • @deadbeat_t
    @deadbeat_t Před rokem

    Eyy

  • @glenncordova4027
    @glenncordova4027 Před rokem +1

    They have a shrine to David Hasselhoff in a Speedo. It's not gay it's German! Okay, maybe a little gay? LOL

  • @jamestheredenginefan5268

    Is that David Hasselhoff back there?

  • @neinnein9436
    @neinnein9436 Před rokem

    Ich liebe euch

  • @krutslikspitepaw1313
    @krutslikspitepaw1313 Před rokem

    A small Bottle?
    And that under the gaze of the HASSELHOFF?!?
    Shame on you!

  • @codygarton7177
    @codygarton7177 Před 11 měsíci

    they both think they’re better then the other, meanwhile they both have a problem. Sad really

  • @MitchK_
    @MitchK_ Před rokem

    ❤️‍🔥🤣

  • @LordBelakor
    @LordBelakor Před rokem

    Anyone seen they are burning the Hoffs nuts?

  • @sergedotcom
    @sergedotcom Před rokem +1

    Lol drinkypoo, miss you Mr. Lahey.

  • @hobodarkness7696
    @hobodarkness7696 Před rokem

    😂😂😂😂

  • @goldenmoonlight1573
    @goldenmoonlight1573 Před rokem +2

    Our nights usually start with dinner and a shared bottle of wine and turn into snacks and shots as the night progresses. But no matter what you prefer: Always make sure to know your limits and stay safe!

  • @b3sc904
    @b3sc904 Před rokem +1

    Holy Hoff 🙌🏻

  • @vyacheslavgordievsky7216
    @vyacheslavgordievsky7216 Před 4 měsíci

    i thought small bottles are for kids

  • @jachorube
    @jachorube Před rokem

    It doesn't apply to beer

  • @daVUXe
    @daVUXe Před rokem

    Ähm? yes ✌️😎