A magnum, because you can give away the mini bottles in silly gifts, but if you decide to quit drinking you will feel you have to finish the magnum first.
@@poponachtschnecke then again what harm is another mini bottle going to do if you've decided to give up alcohol? It's not like you're going to drink a whole regular bottle, right? Doesn't even count
Never really thought about that. But yeah, tiny bottles do make you seem like an alcoholic. Flasks are cool though. Especially when they're like fancy flasks.
If you for some reason need easily concealable bottles, you have a problem. However, if you need to pay close attention to the value for money, you *also* have a problem. :p
Only reason I sometimes buy small bottles: 1. to try something that's usually quite expensive in bigger sizes 2. because the bottle looks nice(er) on my shelf /"mini-bar" (some tiny bottles simply look better than the big ones or come with little gimmicks like being hidden in a tiny fake book...) Also: if you DON'T own an actual bar and don't throw a gigantic party a magnum bottle looks like you have a problem (as you seem to "need" that amount), decanter is classy though
I think you've said too much, implying you may have a problem. As a friend, I recommend letting me come over to your place to offer my help.....by emptying some of your bottles into my belly.
I once overheard a woman in a thrift shop describe her new favorite drink as a tiny bottle of tequila poured into a 20oz Mountain Dew. I’ll let you draw your own conclusions.
I can't with The Hoff, gets me everytime. He's too powerful. Also, why argue? Just drink your problems away! (Be sure to have snacks on your side, best savory foods or nuts, do not drink on an empty stomach or more than you can, drink responsibly, do not drink and drive)
They're good if you like to cook using wine/whiskey/cognac or whatever too but don't do it enough to justify a larger bottle b/c you don't actually drink alcohol.
@@MrMontanaNights Personally, I don't drink at all, but I like bottles. Sometimes, I see a bottle that's just too nice to pass up if it's cheap enough, buy it, and find something to do with the contents. Though, sometimes, the way light plays through alcohol is really nice to look at, so I just never open it...
It’s impossible to clean the smell out of aluminum. I hate hip flasks or any other aluminum beverage container. You pour coffee into an aluminum lined cup once and that thing smells like week old coffee forever no matter how often you clean it or how long the coffee actually was in there.
You really got to make a vide now about the principles and beliefs of this David Hasselhoff religion. Like, first of all, what is it even called and what's the lore behind it?
„Und zwischendurch immer Full Shot aufs „nightrider-Poster“! „Ja, super! Und das Teelicht genau davor! Mal sehen wer‘s merkt!“ *singenzusammen*: I‘ve been looking for freedom! I‘ve been looking so looking!“ usw.usf.
The alcoholic pitcher 🙈 i prefer the flask tho...but I really don't like any strong beverages so I'd feel like quite a loser using one for my sprizz wine 🙈
As decorative as they might be I’ve never understood taking alcohol out of a container to put it in the other container before you put it in a third container before you drink it 🤣🤣
I usually buy 750ml at a time. Perfect size bottle. Whether it be an aged Scotch or Bourbon, perhaps a nice Pot Still Rum aged in Rye Barrels. Tiny bottles are FUN for a cocktail party, or the Cinema. That Magnum is a wee bit ostentatious.
I actually do buy the mini bottles for cocktails cuz I don't wanna commit to a bottle when it's something like $50+, otherwise big bottle for the win Or I'll buy a really nice mini bottle for special occasion cocktails lol
To be fair, the only people I’ve ever seen with those tiny bottles have been alcoholics or on a plane. Though one of those alcoholics only brought them home to drink them stationary which was odd, maybe it was for the price? the other seemed like she did too, but idk if she drank outside too so imma assume it was half and half. I have a flask though, it’s for concerts and just to have it cuz it’s cool and has a design on it. Never seen anyone else with one.
I had a friend who worked in a liquor store, and she mentioned how lots of alcoholics buy the tiny bottles despite it being more expensive per ml. It was a way for them to control their drinking. If they bought the bigger bottles, they'd still be in the next day, but after consuming three times as much. Also having a flask is great. It's a problem if you've got it with you every day, but for camping or certain social events where odds are good you'll be drunk at the end, it's a solid choice.
Our nights usually start with dinner and a shared bottle of wine and turn into snacks and shots as the night progresses. But no matter what you prefer: Always make sure to know your limits and stay safe!
What's worse? A magnum bottle or mini bottles?
A magnum, because you can give away the mini bottles in silly gifts, but if you decide to quit drinking you will feel you have to finish the magnum first.
Magnum, at home?
Never'll reach the bottom before the taste's gone !P
The li'll ones can bring up a wieder choice xD
mini bottles are a problem but Magnum feels a bit sad
@@poponachtschnecke then again what harm is another mini bottle going to do if you've decided to give up alcohol? It's not like you're going to drink a whole regular bottle, right? Doesn't even count
Mini bottles/ flasks because it tells everyone you can't go anywhere without a drink.
Both y'all make very valid points. But in the end, the alcohol wins and our livers lose.
This is why people should take Liver Aid
Nah, you're just a prude.
Your liver can regrow
@@joranfokker7477 even if it will regrow
@@joranfokker7477 It won't regrow if it's diseased from alcohol abuse. I'm the mini alcohol bottle of people.
The smaller the bottle the bigger the problems because then you aren't able to drink your problems away
The pigs can swim.
To drink together, you need to share from the same bottle. Otherwise you just share the table. Besides ... small servings have highest prices.
That's why when you use small bottles, you do cute little rituaks like crossing over your arms and drinking at the same time
@@juliamavroidi8601 I know this ritual with (small) glasses only. Works the same.
A man walks into a bar, he has a drinking problem and it's ruining his family.
May David Hasselhoff always bless these beautiful individuals and their amazing talent to make me laugh!
Hoff Hoff
Mini bottles are a fun and kind of cheap way to try brand new drinks you haven't tried before.
Exactly! Like sometimes you wanna try a drink but don't wanna be married to whole bottles of what it uses
The David Hasselhoff picture 😂😂😂
And the strategically placed 🕯️
Was I the only one to notice boy's night is a candle lit drinking session? 🤣
A German and an Austrian arguing the other is an alcoholic lol
The hasslehoff shrine is killing me.
Gotta include all the Boys in Boys Night.
As I approach my 20th year of sobriety this December, all I can say is: JaWoll! Wunderbar!
Ihr seid der Hammer! Das nachdenkliche "Like a cop!" Ich lach mich tot.
Never really thought about that. But yeah, tiny bottles do make you seem like an alcoholic. Flasks are cool though. Especially when they're like fancy flasks.
A quick drinky-winky on the park bench. Ha!
If you for some reason need easily concealable bottles, you have a problem. However, if you need to pay close attention to the value for money, you *also* have a problem. :p
Of course you gotta pay close attention to that! are you elon musk? /s
Could just be that someone is poor, me and my gallon of gin definitely don’t have a drinking problem.
@@williamskay109 Well, there's your problem; you're poor. Not every problem is a drinking problem. ^.^
Yeah i have a money problem not a drinking problem if i need to check what is cheaper.
I love the candle! 😂
The difference between Sangria out of a bucket, and this alcoholic pitcher is the quality of the glass!
You only have a problem if you don't do "um den Kopp, an den Kopp, in den Kopp" before drinking the tiny bottle
I hardly drink at all but I think the tiny bottles are so cute! And will be more tempted by them than boring old regular bottles
Its super classy to have 10liters of alcohol in a cabinet somewhere in the house.
Mini bottles are great for stuff you wanna try making but don't wanna be forced to have a ton of in case you hate it
Only reason I sometimes buy small bottles:
1. to try something that's usually quite expensive in bigger sizes
2. because the bottle looks nice(er) on my shelf /"mini-bar" (some tiny bottles simply look better than the big ones or come with little gimmicks like being hidden in a tiny fake book...)
Also: if you DON'T own an actual bar and don't throw a gigantic party a magnum bottle looks like you have a problem (as you seem to "need" that amount), decanter is classy though
I think you've said too much, implying you may have a problem. As a friend, I recommend letting me come over to your place to offer my help.....by emptying some of your bottles into my belly.
What about a flask hidden in binoculars so you can sneak into into sport games?
That’s worse than drinking with the paper bag crumpled around the bottle
*Laughs and cries in Mexican
Depends on the sports game. Football, no you will start a fight. Golf sure.
Big bottle for a big man and tiny bottle for the tiny man
Concerned for The Hoff 🔥🔥🔥
Timy bottles for the win
So many drinking games with those, like "klopp klopp klopp" ;)
I once overheard a woman in a thrift shop describe her new favorite drink as a tiny bottle of tequila poured into a 20oz Mountain Dew. I’ll let you draw your own conclusions.
Ich lache mich einfach kaputt wegen dem hasselhoff-bild dem die kerze den schritt verbrennt
...and David in the background...
...with a candle at special point of view.
I can't with The Hoff, gets me everytime.
He's too powerful.
Also, why argue? Just drink your problems away!
(Be sure to have snacks on your side, best savory foods or nuts, do not drink on an empty stomach or more than you can, drink responsibly, do not drink and drive)
As a former drinker, I would say the big bottle is the problem. I never got tiny ones except as a teen... 😅
So... your Problem started with the tiny ones...
I’m considering buying a flask specifically so I can use it for either mead or non-alcoholic beverages.
Love the shrine to the Hoff.
At least they dont drink "bourbon" and called it whisky.
I buy the mini bottles for baking, I wonder what that says about me. 😂
That you buy them for baking?
They're good if you like to cook using wine/whiskey/cognac or whatever too but don't do it enough to justify a larger bottle b/c you don't actually drink alcohol.
@@MrMontanaNights Personally, I don't drink at all, but I like bottles. Sometimes, I see a bottle that's just too nice to pass up if it's cheap enough, buy it, and find something to do with the contents. Though, sometimes, the way light plays through alcohol is really nice to look at, so I just never open it...
@@MrMontanaNights hey man liquor doesn’t go bad if you haven’t heard
@@sytritewarum5720 somehow this feels like a bigger problem than alcoholism, I can see if my therapist has an opening
Keep it up, you guys are hilarious!
A magnum bottle is classy, a handle bottle is where it goes into mini bottle territory
Mini bottles are for testing out brands. Except for Jägermeister. Those are definitely for beer belly owners on a park bench.
I'd call those "tiny bottles" over average... most people would be happy with *such much* .
I like, that they're yelling at each other over basically nothing like complete drunk dudes, before even starting to drink.
these legends dont miss
love your vids
* laughing in slavic *
tiny bottles are cute! 😃 but for sharing, yes...regular bottles are best. And price-wise too 😬
I love how they're still praying to a portrait of David Hasselhoff.
Well that killed the vibe
We should discuss the precise location of that flickering flame.
Flasks ARE cool, alda! The Hoff approves.
i would not recomend the hoff regarding alcoholic choices
@@brickchef8282 Maybe for burger choices?
should've prayed harder to The Hoff
Tiny bottles ARE fun! 🍾
It’s impossible to clean the smell out of aluminum. I hate hip flasks or any other aluminum beverage container. You pour coffee into an aluminum lined cup once and that thing smells like week old coffee forever no matter how often you clean it or how long the coffee actually was in there.
I mean sure but if you carry a hip flask you definitely have a drinking problem and couldn’t care less lol
In a "micky's" defense. I can see if you want to test new liquor but aren't ready to commit to a 750 ml bottle.
You really got to make a vide now about the principles and beliefs of this David Hasselhoff religion. Like, first of all, what is it even called and what's the lore behind it?
I have heard both your arguments and I have decided upon a magnum 64oz flask.
David Hasselhoff...🤣 enough said.
„Und zwischendurch immer Full Shot aufs „nightrider-Poster“!
„Ja, super! Und das Teelicht genau davor! Mal sehen wer‘s merkt!“
*singenzusammen*: I‘ve been looking for freedom! I‘ve been looking so looking!“ usw.usf.
The alcoholic pitcher 🙈 i prefer the flask tho...but I really don't like any strong beverages so I'd feel like quite a loser using one for my sprizz wine 🙈
I agree with Habs in this one
they're like cops, but they play by their own rules...
just like cops...
Noticed that on a second watch lol
Cops!
You're not one, they're all alcoholics. 😂
1:03 YES!!! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!! I've done exactly this with a Soviet Army Wool Coat. :D
They play by their owns rules... Took me a second lol.
Good old Pennerglück
I gave up drinking. Now I just terrorize my liver with poison and hope it can handle the consequences.
Is that the...
*(In the deepest voice possible) "BLUE LABEL DEL JOHHNY WALKER"*
BOYS NIGHT!!!!
Even if you don't drink, decanters look really pretty as home décor. I have a couple from estate sales that I keep on my bookshelves.
As decorative as they might be I’ve never understood taking alcohol out of a container to put it in the other container before you put it in a third container before you drink it 🤣🤣
Not gonna lie….I was distracted by the picture…..😂
I usually buy 750ml at a time. Perfect size bottle. Whether it be an aged Scotch or Bourbon, perhaps a nice Pot Still Rum aged in Rye Barrels. Tiny bottles are FUN for a cocktail party, or the Cinema. That Magnum is a wee bit ostentatious.
**owns three flasks**
😓
You should write a sitcom pleaaaase
American problems. Having to hide the drink in public... XD
Hey wait, what was the jazz tune???
I need it to drink whiskey in my window on a rainy tuesday evening
I stopped drinking 3 years ago, now I drink kava kava, no hangover, cheaper, not as "classy" but definitely less depressing.
David Hassalhoff?
Aaaaaand... a picture of Ze Hof
Don't hassel the Hoff!
What? That is not depressing. It is fine.
I actually do buy the mini bottles for cocktails cuz I don't wanna commit to a bottle when it's something like $50+, otherwise big bottle for the win
Or I'll buy a really nice mini bottle for special occasion cocktails lol
Is that a Calvin & Habs tarot card at the end of the video? I want it!
Yeah
Fine
It’s Mezcal lol 😂🇲🇽
To be fair, the only people I’ve ever seen with those tiny bottles have been alcoholics or on a plane. Though one of those alcoholics only brought them home to drink them stationary which was odd, maybe it was for the price? the other seemed like she did too, but idk if she drank outside too so imma assume it was half and half.
I have a flask though, it’s for concerts and just to have it cuz it’s cool and has a design on it. Never seen anyone else with one.
A bunch of brands do small 2cl bottles in germany and they are really popular. Mostly popular with the 18-25 year olds I'd say.
I had a friend who worked in a liquor store, and she mentioned how lots of alcoholics buy the tiny bottles despite it being more expensive per ml.
It was a way for them to control their drinking. If they bought the bigger bottles, they'd still be in the next day, but after consuming three times as much.
Also having a flask is great. It's a problem if you've got it with you every day, but for camping or certain social events where odds are good you'll be drunk at the end, it's a solid choice.
Meanwhile David Hasselhoff‘s crotch keeps on burning
Magnum for sure!
Oh, just kiss each other already.
Eyy
They have a shrine to David Hasselhoff in a Speedo. It's not gay it's German! Okay, maybe a little gay? LOL
Is that David Hasselhoff back there?
Of course. Do you not have a shrine for D-Hoff in your home?
@@calvinandhabs I have some KITT’s
Ich liebe euch
A small Bottle?
And that under the gaze of the HASSELHOFF?!?
Shame on you!
they both think they’re better then the other, meanwhile they both have a problem. Sad really
❤️🔥🤣
Anyone seen they are burning the Hoffs nuts?
Lol drinkypoo, miss you Mr. Lahey.
😂😂😂😂
Our nights usually start with dinner and a shared bottle of wine and turn into snacks and shots as the night progresses. But no matter what you prefer: Always make sure to know your limits and stay safe!
Holy Hoff 🙌🏻
i thought small bottles are for kids
It doesn't apply to beer
Ähm? yes ✌️😎