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  • čas přidán 20. 06. 2024
  • This 8000 sq ft home on the Upper East Side (163 East 64th St.) is known as the Versailles of New York. It’s for all the people who, for some reason, like to look at homes that they can’t afford just to see “what’s out there”. Did you know Liza Minnelli got engaged here?
    Big thank you to Paul Cibrano for setting us up so that we can film in the space.
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Komentáře • 237

  • @calvinandhabs
    @calvinandhabs  Před 2 měsíci +126

    What would you make the password for your Eyes Wide Shut party?

    • @thornback5641
      @thornback5641 Před 2 měsíci

      CoocookaKubrick69

    • @Bkings7
      @Bkings7 Před 2 měsíci

      orgy

    • @scarba
      @scarba Před 2 měsíci +5

      „Passwort“ oder 1,2,3 😂

    • @thornback5641
      @thornback5641 Před 2 měsíci

      I just realized mine got deleted 😂😂😂 let's try with spaces
      Coocooka Kubrick 1969

    • @skunkhero
      @skunkhero Před 2 měsíci +10

      i can't afford a passwrod

  • @JosuaKrause
    @JosuaKrause Před 2 měsíci +456

    1:21 "I bet you wish your apartment had a drinking fountain" lol

    • @guidovanthaar3761
      @guidovanthaar3761 Před 2 měsíci

      What will they invent next? A porcelain instrument I can use to wash my ass after shitting?

    • @marmotarchivist
      @marmotarchivist Před 2 měsíci +38

      If you think this is a drinking fountain, you are too poor to afford this place.😂

    • @magnushultgrenhtc
      @magnushultgrenhtc Před 2 měsíci +4

      😂 The drinking fountain.

    • @birdgirl2623
      @birdgirl2623 Před 2 měsíci +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @birdgirl2623
      @birdgirl2623 Před 2 měsíci +13

      @@marmotarchivist Unless you live in certain European countries where this "drinking fountain" is common, and even mandated.

  • @nadiacalembe1546
    @nadiacalembe1546 Před 2 měsíci +288

    I was thinking about it, but no parking 😮

    • @calvinandhabs
      @calvinandhabs  Před 2 měsíci +142

      Yeah, it’s a deal breaker

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. Před 2 měsíci +52

      Pffffff, just get your private driver to circle the block 23 hours a day.

    • @numberoneappgames
      @numberoneappgames Před 2 měsíci +2

      I know right. All that money for no private parking. pshah.

    • @Amadis691
      @Amadis691 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Or you take taxis everywhere.

    • @nadiacalembe1546
      @nadiacalembe1546 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Amadis691 is that like (whispers in money) *the bus* ?

  • @user-ic3cn7dn3t
    @user-ic3cn7dn3t Před 2 měsíci +138

    This single video summarise the entire luxury items ads franchise

  • @Niltenstein
    @Niltenstein Před 2 měsíci +243

    „Money can’t buy happiness…but it can buy this big ass table“😂😂😂

  • @LordMerji
    @LordMerji Před 2 měsíci +87

    Looking up houses that I'll never be able to afford is my favorite past time!

  • @lh3540
    @lh3540 Před 2 měsíci +19

    I like looking at destroyed, moldy HUD houses with the copper stripped. It makes me feel like royalty.

  • @MCNeko6554
    @MCNeko6554 Před 2 měsíci +19

    Looking up homes is my second-favorite past time! My first is wandering around places I'll never visit on Google Maps

  • @Lok-The-Man
    @Lok-The-Man Před 2 měsíci +22

    The video is so short because the owner only allowed them to stay there for 3 minutes 😂

    • @marcromain64
      @marcromain64 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Which permission? That was the police response time!

  • @Haekeldrachen
    @Haekeldrachen Před 2 měsíci +36

    You made my day. And the ''Drinking Fountain'' almost dropped me. 😂

  • @ferisera
    @ferisera Před 2 měsíci +35

    I mean... this feels like looking at the "regular" real estate market in my area, as-is. Not the historic part, just the expensive part. "This vintage, hand-crafted, 700 square foot 1940s home can be your's for the low, low price of $1m!" Such a starter home price.

  • @JaegerDreadful
    @JaegerDreadful Před 2 měsíci +26

    I do wish I had a cool French drinking fountain like that.

  • @theyearwas1473
    @theyearwas1473 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Got a three bedroom two full bath on three lots. Fenced in yard, new water heater, water filtration for the house, new piping. 5 minutes or less to the train station.
    *Mumbles- ignore the gunshots and screams at night*

  • @magnushultgrenhtc
    @magnushultgrenhtc Před 2 měsíci +27

    The service stairs. Because we'd definitely have to. 😂

  • @thornback5641
    @thornback5641 Před 2 měsíci +28

    The deep desire for the personal water fountain is strong 😭😭😭.

    • @nichtsicher422
      @nichtsicher422 Před 2 měsíci

      It's called Bidet and it's to wash there so you can wash your ass, after you had a nice toilet session.

  • @mrtalos
    @mrtalos Před 2 měsíci +20

    "I bet you wish your apartment had a drinking fountain"
    That's not.....

  • @HappyxYaYx
    @HappyxYaYx Před 2 měsíci +11

    "This is the actual holy grail" sent me 💀

  • @akkawowa
    @akkawowa Před 2 měsíci +10

    Surely this will be the new Calvin and Habs digs in a year or so with those sweet subscriber numbers 😉! I imagine the kitchen cabinets filled with Remoulade bottles and the villan on the Coca cola hot dog toaster churning out treats for the guests...

  • @MichaelsPwner
    @MichaelsPwner Před 2 měsíci +17

    I did not know how much I needed this in my life until now.

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 Před 2 měsíci +25

    No private parking? That’s gonna be a no from me dawg

    • @marcromain64
      @marcromain64 Před 2 měsíci +2

      What kind of would-be billionaire are you? Finding a parking space is my chauffeur's job, and he also brings the car to the front door when I need it!
      Terrible, these nouveau riche snots...

  • @Chrigoe_TV
    @Chrigoe_TV Před 2 měsíci +47

    Everybody is saying money can't buy happiness. But did you ever saw someone driving a Jetski who wasn't happy?

    • @randomviewer3494
      @randomviewer3494 Před 2 měsíci +10

      I mean, I saw people falling off a jet-ski who definitely didn't look happy anymore. Does that count?

    • @knut5328
      @knut5328 Před 2 měsíci +12

      @@randomviewer3494 if you fell off, you're not driving it anymore 😉

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. Před 2 měsíci

      LOL

    • @DavidCruickshank
      @DavidCruickshank Před 2 měsíci

      Money can't buy happiness...but it is easier to be happy when you are rich.

  • @FabrizioBianchi
    @FabrizioBianchi Před 2 měsíci +8

    As an Italian, I am now rooting for the zombie apocalypse just to have the chance to enjoy a bidet on the Upper East Side.

  • @MrBlakeleyden
    @MrBlakeleyden Před 2 měsíci +19

    DUDE!! A friggin' water fountain!?!? Heck Yeah! 😂

  • @knut5328
    @knut5328 Před 2 měsíci +5

    this is how i feel looking at any house 😆😭
    well, not any house, but any house that doesn't need major renovation.

  • @Amcsae
    @Amcsae Před 2 měsíci +3

    I'm glad the description included a credit about how you got to film there, because I was definitely wondering how you got an in!

    • @calvinandhabs
      @calvinandhabs  Před 2 měsíci +2

      Normally they would never allow us into a place like that

  • @IDK64
    @IDK64 Před měsícem

    I do have a jolly chuckle watching your films..
    Thank-you.

  • @dm_curt
    @dm_curt Před 2 měsíci +5

    Also fun: Browsing for weird homes. Locally, a houseboat....but only the floating foundation growing grass.
    And a 1 bedroom, 1 bath...office of a former hotel, without the hotel, but 6 acres right on the highway. Painted bright blue, and with all the architectural charm of a box.

  • @N-pw6th
    @N-pw6th Před měsícem +3

    I feel like the more accurate portrayal is more “Hey! It’s 2024 and most of you can’t afford a house at any asking price! So they are all houses you can’t afford! Making 6 figures and still can’t afford a home? Pbbt! Peasant…stop buying Avocado Toast.”

  • @CrunchyLeaves96
    @CrunchyLeaves96 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Hearing Habs without a German accent is a bit of a jumpscare moment lol

  • @TinyShaman
    @TinyShaman Před 2 měsíci +2

    I enjoyed this tour more than I should have.

  • @stephan2661
    @stephan2661 Před 2 měsíci +3

    thank you very much, feel better now!

  • @goos746
    @goos746 Před 2 měsíci +4

    yippe, i love y’all’s content ❤❤

  • @tinaperez7393
    @tinaperez7393 Před 2 měsíci +3

    The general wealth from the grandma who slurped imaginary ice cream on Tic Tok. 😂

  • @lisap.1826
    @lisap.1826 Před měsícem

    Yes... Friggin Boston!

  • @BlindingDarkness1111
    @BlindingDarkness1111 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Using the service stairs 😮

  • @Nexus_Hives
    @Nexus_Hives Před 2 měsíci +10

    Drinking fountain. Ah... Hmm. (insert Nathan Fillion firefly gif here)

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher Před 2 měsíci +1

      Seeing someone using it as a water fountain: Huh. (insert another Nathan Fillion Firefly gif here)

  • @funkitpod
    @funkitpod Před 2 měsíci +2

    Nooooo not the drinking fountain!

  • @maratinus
    @maratinus Před měsícem

    That's the vibe ❤

  • @KendlickLama
    @KendlickLama Před 2 měsíci +1

    Just a reminder that these guys are the official commentators of the WWE

  • @joeshabado1431
    @joeshabado1431 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The real sad thing is you could do the same video with the sunday showcase of homes and it would still apply.

  • @trooperscientists2000
    @trooperscientists2000 Před 2 měsíci +1

    1:05 sounded exactly like Gwimbly from smiling friends ngl.

  • @maozedong1260
    @maozedong1260 Před 2 měsíci +3

    legit my parents whenever we walk passed an estate agent

  • @andrewjarrett4774
    @andrewjarrett4774 Před 19 dny

    I feel this way looking at a 2 bed 1 bath apartment.

  • @feral_shade
    @feral_shade Před 2 měsíci +1

    I think that location is actually a museum. The decor for a model home is gracefully distributed. However, with a converted museum they try to exaggerate the atmospheric heritage and cram as much historical pieces as they can into each room.
    Museums are all about exibiting a journey. Model homes are about relatable liveability
    Plus...if you're targeting buyers with that kind of disposable wealth, you don't need to rely upon austentacious gimmicks to land the sale. That type of buyer gets exactly what he/she wants, and a sales pitch would bounce off them like it was nothing, lol

  • @gafal4055
    @gafal4055 Před 2 měsíci +1

    It was the best reverse-psychology advertisment until the no private parking part

  • @tylerboyce4081
    @tylerboyce4081 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I half-expected this to secretly be sponsored by Zillow or something.

  • @manuela_esse
    @manuela_esse Před 2 měsíci +1

    I have a drinking fountain at home, I feel less poor 😂

  • @Amazing_Animals_s
    @Amazing_Animals_s Před měsícem

    O very nice apartment ❤

  • @nappa0582
    @nappa0582 Před 2 měsíci

    Just the fact that it has fireplaces makes it worth that much!

  • @riotsquirrelz
    @riotsquirrelz Před 2 měsíci +1

    I prefer the term, "povveaux," thank you very much 🧐

  • @frankmartinez3753
    @frankmartinez3753 Před 2 měsíci

    Wow, I'd have to do a whole Saltburn if I ever wanted to live in a place that nice

  • @vaiovm
    @vaiovm Před 3 dny

    1:26 “This is the actual holy grail.”

  • @theadityadeshpande
    @theadityadeshpande Před 2 měsíci +3

    This hits hard ☹

  • @Bored0720
    @Bored0720 Před 2 měsíci +1

    It hurts so good 😂😂😭😭

  • @apunktspunktkpunkt4271
    @apunktspunktkpunkt4271 Před 2 měsíci

    1:26 - triggers the whole 'round sunglasses' arc...

  • @ThroughJermainesLens
    @ThroughJermainesLens Před 2 měsíci +4

    You lost me the moment you said it has no private parking! Else I would be intrested...

  • @magicmulder
    @magicmulder Před 2 měsíci +1

    I wouldn’t want to live there if I got paid for it, but if I owned it I’d certainly love to sell it and buy some cool stuff with all that money. :)

    • @fuzzyapple
      @fuzzyapple Před 2 měsíci

      I would love to be paid to live there

  • @Fleischkopf
    @Fleischkopf Před 2 měsíci

    Plot twist: its a real commercial for the place 😂

  • @davispo7550
    @davispo7550 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I would like to refer everybody to Aunty Donna's real estate sketch

  • @arvideriksson
    @arvideriksson Před 2 měsíci +1

    "think how many parties you'll never host here"
    to be honest, I'd likely not host parties even if

  • @beltigussin81
    @beltigussin81 Před měsícem

    That place looks like something the Adams family might live in

  • @user-of9il6cd2i
    @user-of9il6cd2i Před 2 měsíci +2

    It just goes to show how different cultures act. For this price a nice house or condo in Brazil would have at least like 10 parking spots, 5 for your supercars and 5 for your important guests.

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti Před 2 měsíci +1

      A place like that probably does have parking spots, although in NYC it will be in a parking garage. If it were located in LA or Miami it would have outdoor parking.

  • @CheesieBlade
    @CheesieBlade Před 2 měsíci +2

    thats crazy

  • @Figster_
    @Figster_ Před 28 dny

    The actual holy grail killed me

  • @freyanox9443
    @freyanox9443 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "you would use the service stair"

  • @Ian-bf4yk
    @Ian-bf4yk Před 2 měsíci +1

    Yeah, this feels less fun knowing that a regular 2 bedroom house can cost €1,000,000 where I live and I sure as hell can’t afford that either.

  • @Staniii2360
    @Staniii2360 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy Beer which is basically the same.

  • @anotheruser9876
    @anotheruser9876 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Next: home reno couple where one is a shakra reader and the other herds goats and have $5M to spend.

  • @eetadakimasu
    @eetadakimasu Před měsícem

    😂😂😂 so true!

  • @TrickOrRetreat
    @TrickOrRetreat Před 2 měsíci

    Still looking around for my favorite house I can't afford. And i know in my hearts 💕 of hearts 💕 ill never find it.

  • @uinsel
    @uinsel Před 2 měsíci

    I am interested in paintings of people not wearing socks on my wall but if there is no private parking I am out. can you imagine?

  • @Simbaforlife
    @Simbaforlife Před 2 měsíci +1

    “Below average NBA player” the fact that when the new tv contract hits, end of the rotation guys might be making 8 million a year just to sit on the bench just doesn’t sit right with me 😭😭😭

  • @jsb2180
    @jsb2180 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I hate that it is so true.

  • @BananeIV
    @BananeIV Před 2 měsíci +3

    how do they know :(

  • @kingrelbag
    @kingrelbag Před 2 měsíci

    “Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a big ass dining table”

  • @FatboyMcfat
    @FatboyMcfat Před měsícem

    Property brothers I don't want to light on fire.

  • @Ryarios
    @Ryarios Před měsícem

    I once negotiated a $5M home down to $4M. The deal fell through though when they insisted on $50 down…

  • @Mrlegitbeans
    @Mrlegitbeans Před 2 měsíci

    not the NFL - NBA salary comparison 💀

  • @snowclone7942
    @snowclone7942 Před 2 měsíci +2

    “You’re so poor 😊”-Calvin

  • @MrSchwifty327
    @MrSchwifty327 Před 2 měsíci

    No private parking, damn thats deal breaker for me XD

  • @NickShvelidze
    @NickShvelidze Před 4 dny

    This regular 2 bedroom apartment in Berlin can be yours for just half a million euros!

  • @chipjohnson9283
    @chipjohnson9283 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I'm the son of the son of the son of some guy from Mississippi. Who was also the son of some others who ended up being a descendent of the infamous Scottish outlaw: Rob Roy McGregor! Which makes me....a nobody. Just like dear old...some other guy I'm (probably) not related to!

  • @NIL0S
    @NIL0S Před 2 měsíci

    That's.... That's not a drinking fountain 😂

  • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary
    @DJTheMetalheadMercenary Před 2 měsíci +1

    No garage, no deal. LOL

  • @Lorvay
    @Lorvay Před 2 měsíci

    I just tell myself I would have to care of that house and clean it O.O

  • @MxPigeon
    @MxPigeon Před 2 měsíci +1

    The one and only reason i go online to look at these houses is just so i can say
    "who the fuck would wanna live here to begin with."

  • @Shika_
    @Shika_ Před 2 měsíci +2

    ... guys.... Who's house did they break into??

  • @dantereinhardt6911
    @dantereinhardt6911 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Honestly I can only look at that and think.
    "Everything looks so damn uncomfortable and theres so much stuff everywhere I want to break everything I see until there are only the bare essentials left."

  • @numberoneappgames
    @numberoneappgames Před 2 měsíci

    I can maybe, *American Optimism Go Brrr*

  • @PredictableEnigma
    @PredictableEnigma Před 2 měsíci

    I be browsing for 2 bedroom 1200 square foot houses built in the 1970s I can't afford 😢

  • @danielwalls718
    @danielwalls718 Před 2 měsíci

    This comes up while one is trying to get a hold of a decent rent at Mexico City.... this shit could be from Polanco lol

  • @YasugoLiehu
    @YasugoLiehu Před 2 měsíci +1

    I'm so glad that the most expensive shit is also the most hideous. Makes the poverty slightly easier to bear.

  • @alex_ma1ex
    @alex_ma1ex Před 2 měsíci

    What in the Saltburn is this?

  • @Majitsu
    @Majitsu Před 2 měsíci

    You don't need private parking when you have a chauffeur.

  • @jetfowl
    @jetfowl Před 2 měsíci +1

    Now do private islands for sale...

  • @rashadfoux6927
    @rashadfoux6927 Před 2 měsíci

    I feel that way about 300k homes :(

  • @blynch2117
    @blynch2117 Před měsícem

    This would be HILARIOUS, if it wasn't true 😢😢😢

  • @TheVivi13
    @TheVivi13 Před 2 měsíci

    1:07 bro WHAT

  • @elijah5994
    @elijah5994 Před 2 měsíci

    F I R E P L A C E

  • @davidtruby7060
    @davidtruby7060 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is a funny masochistic reminder of reality...