Browsing Online for Homes You Can't Afford
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- čas přidán 20. 06. 2024
- This 8000 sq ft home on the Upper East Side (163 East 64th St.) is known as the Versailles of New York. It’s for all the people who, for some reason, like to look at homes that they can’t afford just to see “what’s out there”. Did you know Liza Minnelli got engaged here?
Big thank you to Paul Cibrano for setting us up so that we can film in the space. - Zábava
What would you make the password for your Eyes Wide Shut party?
CoocookaKubrick69
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„Passwort“ oder 1,2,3 😂
I just realized mine got deleted 😂😂😂 let's try with spaces
Coocooka Kubrick 1969
i can't afford a passwrod
1:21 "I bet you wish your apartment had a drinking fountain" lol
What will they invent next? A porcelain instrument I can use to wash my ass after shitting?
If you think this is a drinking fountain, you are too poor to afford this place.😂
😂 The drinking fountain.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@marmotarchivist Unless you live in certain European countries where this "drinking fountain" is common, and even mandated.
I was thinking about it, but no parking 😮
Yeah, it’s a deal breaker
Pffffff, just get your private driver to circle the block 23 hours a day.
I know right. All that money for no private parking. pshah.
Or you take taxis everywhere.
@@Amadis691 is that like (whispers in money) *the bus* ?
This single video summarise the entire luxury items ads franchise
„Money can’t buy happiness…but it can buy this big ass table“😂😂😂
Looking up houses that I'll never be able to afford is my favorite past time!
I like looking at destroyed, moldy HUD houses with the copper stripped. It makes me feel like royalty.
Looking up homes is my second-favorite past time! My first is wandering around places I'll never visit on Google Maps
The video is so short because the owner only allowed them to stay there for 3 minutes 😂
Which permission? That was the police response time!
You made my day. And the ''Drinking Fountain'' almost dropped me. 😂
I mean... this feels like looking at the "regular" real estate market in my area, as-is. Not the historic part, just the expensive part. "This vintage, hand-crafted, 700 square foot 1940s home can be your's for the low, low price of $1m!" Such a starter home price.
I do wish I had a cool French drinking fountain like that.
Got a three bedroom two full bath on three lots. Fenced in yard, new water heater, water filtration for the house, new piping. 5 minutes or less to the train station.
*Mumbles- ignore the gunshots and screams at night*
The service stairs. Because we'd definitely have to. 😂
The deep desire for the personal water fountain is strong 😭😭😭.
It's called Bidet and it's to wash there so you can wash your ass, after you had a nice toilet session.
"I bet you wish your apartment had a drinking fountain"
That's not.....
"This is the actual holy grail" sent me 💀
Surely this will be the new Calvin and Habs digs in a year or so with those sweet subscriber numbers 😉! I imagine the kitchen cabinets filled with Remoulade bottles and the villan on the Coca cola hot dog toaster churning out treats for the guests...
I did not know how much I needed this in my life until now.
No private parking? That’s gonna be a no from me dawg
What kind of would-be billionaire are you? Finding a parking space is my chauffeur's job, and he also brings the car to the front door when I need it!
Terrible, these nouveau riche snots...
Everybody is saying money can't buy happiness. But did you ever saw someone driving a Jetski who wasn't happy?
I mean, I saw people falling off a jet-ski who definitely didn't look happy anymore. Does that count?
@@randomviewer3494 if you fell off, you're not driving it anymore 😉
LOL
Money can't buy happiness...but it is easier to be happy when you are rich.
As an Italian, I am now rooting for the zombie apocalypse just to have the chance to enjoy a bidet on the Upper East Side.
DUDE!! A friggin' water fountain!?!? Heck Yeah! 😂
this is how i feel looking at any house 😆😭
well, not any house, but any house that doesn't need major renovation.
I'm glad the description included a credit about how you got to film there, because I was definitely wondering how you got an in!
Normally they would never allow us into a place like that
I do have a jolly chuckle watching your films..
Thank-you.
Also fun: Browsing for weird homes. Locally, a houseboat....but only the floating foundation growing grass.
And a 1 bedroom, 1 bath...office of a former hotel, without the hotel, but 6 acres right on the highway. Painted bright blue, and with all the architectural charm of a box.
I feel like the more accurate portrayal is more “Hey! It’s 2024 and most of you can’t afford a house at any asking price! So they are all houses you can’t afford! Making 6 figures and still can’t afford a home? Pbbt! Peasant…stop buying Avocado Toast.”
Hearing Habs without a German accent is a bit of a jumpscare moment lol
I enjoyed this tour more than I should have.
thank you very much, feel better now!
yippe, i love y’all’s content ❤❤
The general wealth from the grandma who slurped imaginary ice cream on Tic Tok. 😂
Yes... Friggin Boston!
Using the service stairs 😮
Drinking fountain. Ah... Hmm. (insert Nathan Fillion firefly gif here)
Seeing someone using it as a water fountain: Huh. (insert another Nathan Fillion Firefly gif here)
Nooooo not the drinking fountain!
That's the vibe ❤
Just a reminder that these guys are the official commentators of the WWE
The real sad thing is you could do the same video with the sunday showcase of homes and it would still apply.
1:05 sounded exactly like Gwimbly from smiling friends ngl.
legit my parents whenever we walk passed an estate agent
I feel this way looking at a 2 bed 1 bath apartment.
I think that location is actually a museum. The decor for a model home is gracefully distributed. However, with a converted museum they try to exaggerate the atmospheric heritage and cram as much historical pieces as they can into each room.
Museums are all about exibiting a journey. Model homes are about relatable liveability
Plus...if you're targeting buyers with that kind of disposable wealth, you don't need to rely upon austentacious gimmicks to land the sale. That type of buyer gets exactly what he/she wants, and a sales pitch would bounce off them like it was nothing, lol
It was the best reverse-psychology advertisment until the no private parking part
I half-expected this to secretly be sponsored by Zillow or something.
I have a drinking fountain at home, I feel less poor 😂
O very nice apartment ❤
Just the fact that it has fireplaces makes it worth that much!
I prefer the term, "povveaux," thank you very much 🧐
Wow, I'd have to do a whole Saltburn if I ever wanted to live in a place that nice
1:26 “This is the actual holy grail.”
This hits hard ☹
It really hurt filming there
It hurts so good 😂😂😭😭
1:26 - triggers the whole 'round sunglasses' arc...
You lost me the moment you said it has no private parking! Else I would be intrested...
I wouldn’t want to live there if I got paid for it, but if I owned it I’d certainly love to sell it and buy some cool stuff with all that money. :)
I would love to be paid to live there
Plot twist: its a real commercial for the place 😂
I would like to refer everybody to Aunty Donna's real estate sketch
"think how many parties you'll never host here"
to be honest, I'd likely not host parties even if
That place looks like something the Adams family might live in
It just goes to show how different cultures act. For this price a nice house or condo in Brazil would have at least like 10 parking spots, 5 for your supercars and 5 for your important guests.
A place like that probably does have parking spots, although in NYC it will be in a parking garage. If it were located in LA or Miami it would have outdoor parking.
thats crazy
The actual holy grail killed me
"you would use the service stair"
Yeah, this feels less fun knowing that a regular 2 bedroom house can cost €1,000,000 where I live and I sure as hell can’t afford that either.
Money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy Beer which is basically the same.
Next: home reno couple where one is a shakra reader and the other herds goats and have $5M to spend.
😂😂😂 so true!
Still looking around for my favorite house I can't afford. And i know in my hearts 💕 of hearts 💕 ill never find it.
I am interested in paintings of people not wearing socks on my wall but if there is no private parking I am out. can you imagine?
“Below average NBA player” the fact that when the new tv contract hits, end of the rotation guys might be making 8 million a year just to sit on the bench just doesn’t sit right with me 😭😭😭
I hate that it is so true.
how do they know :(
“Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a big ass dining table”
Property brothers I don't want to light on fire.
I once negotiated a $5M home down to $4M. The deal fell through though when they insisted on $50 down…
not the NFL - NBA salary comparison 💀
“You’re so poor 😊”-Calvin
No private parking, damn thats deal breaker for me XD
This regular 2 bedroom apartment in Berlin can be yours for just half a million euros!
I'm the son of the son of the son of some guy from Mississippi. Who was also the son of some others who ended up being a descendent of the infamous Scottish outlaw: Rob Roy McGregor! Which makes me....a nobody. Just like dear old...some other guy I'm (probably) not related to!
That's.... That's not a drinking fountain 😂
No garage, no deal. LOL
I just tell myself I would have to care of that house and clean it O.O
The one and only reason i go online to look at these houses is just so i can say
"who the fuck would wanna live here to begin with."
... guys.... Who's house did they break into??
Honestly I can only look at that and think.
"Everything looks so damn uncomfortable and theres so much stuff everywhere I want to break everything I see until there are only the bare essentials left."
I can maybe, *American Optimism Go Brrr*
I be browsing for 2 bedroom 1200 square foot houses built in the 1970s I can't afford 😢
This comes up while one is trying to get a hold of a decent rent at Mexico City.... this shit could be from Polanco lol
I'm so glad that the most expensive shit is also the most hideous. Makes the poverty slightly easier to bear.
What in the Saltburn is this?
You don't need private parking when you have a chauffeur.
Now do private islands for sale...
I feel that way about 300k homes :(
This would be HILARIOUS, if it wasn't true 😢😢😢
1:07 bro WHAT
F I R E P L A C E
This is a funny masochistic reminder of reality...