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Poor dog and dad having to deal with the psychos

She says cartoon dog Trevor hetrson

По слушала мне даже смешно не много вхвхвхв😂

"But... you don't even roll for vicious mockery... ?" "Actually, I replaced all saving throws with making a spell attack against a DC calculated from the monster's saving throws, so that my players get to roll attacks for their spells and we don't have to roll for every single monster affected by a fireball." "You know what? That's actually a good idea."

I have a dibilitating vetebra in my lower back due to a genetic condition, i worked retail, i now no longer work retail

1:16 is the part you all been waiting for

If the lyrics are sarcastic then this song is great, but if not, then it sucks

biggest plot twist in the history of plot twists.

This is the way 🤘

0:46 I love how it sounds like he's saying "Of course inoxerious"

Men wearing nail varnish is creepy 🤮..fkin weirdo 😶‍🌫️

Lol your neighbor thinks you're special

"gotta loot that mothafucka" is such a good fucking line

So apparently, what do you call the color, magenta?? Means you're a red-flag.

Not going to lie, ive never played DND but i feel like a nat 20 should reveal the short guy is a kid, idk though.

Tom. I don't say this lightly, but this might be your best beat yet. Please do everyone a favor and think about a full version.

I deadass thought this was a song about Splatoon for a moment, there.

Randomly had this pop in my head the other day... It's stuck again

i fucking love tom

Showed this to a mate and they said, and I quote, "bold words for a bloke who looks like a shitty eshay cosplayer." They subscribed to you after this btw.

So I dont have a problem with watching scary movies but Im extremely impatient by nature so I always end up going on wikipedia to read the plot of the scary movies because I cant be fucked to sit still for 120 minutes

This song is like an entire college level course on Music Theory.

Alright here's some context: In 2023 we had the whole country vote on whether or not to include Indigenous Australians (aka Aboriginals, Torres Strait Islanders, and other First Nations Australians (FNA))within our constitution. This would also enable an Indigenous "voice" in parliament. In Australia, we have two major political parties, Labour and Liberal. They are both as bad as each other and they suck. Liberal went HARD against introducing Indigenous Australians into the constitution and Labour did fuck all. The issue was also with introducing the Voice. Basically, instead of it being a valid voting seat for FNA, it would be an advising council that parliament could still ignore if it wanted to. The Voice held no official political or vetoing power. Still, many hoped that if the Voice referendum was passed then it could be a step forward to finally working out a treaty (which we still haven't fucking done). Sad to say that the Liberals propaganda and Labours apathy caused many Australians to vote NO. So, yeah. Another let down to our Indigenous population.

The alien rolls his eyes so I kinda snap

Btw this is a true story

I remember listening to this trend like a year ago

The, “fucken hwat”, made me laugh way harder than it should’ve.

😢😮❤☹️😨

😂😂

Did he pick up Scruggs style just for this?

LOL OMG WTF

why?

Very Flight of the Conchords

Vicious mockery

I dedicate this song to every coworker I’ve ever had, and most of my exgfs!

The thing is why was he scared? Like it’s a movie, what made him so scared? WTF MADE HIM THINK THE WOMAN WAS GOING TO EAT HIS *quack*?! 0:58 look at the phone messages.

Fun fact: there’s actually a second Jurassic Park book which discusses a second island of dinosaurs where they were very much not virgins. I’ve only met Mama and Papa Rex so far but still

naaaaah sugoi

Don't kill people in the past, you'll just murder a lot of fuckin people that were supposed to be born. If certain dictators didn't come to power a whole lot of our parents and grandparents wouldn't have been able to meet and make us.

Fuck you I wanted Ducktails ohh ooo

Tom with glasses was so unrecognisable for me.

“I tried to get the waiters attention by blinking in 👁️ MORSE 👁️ CODE” “WHY🤨 ARE YOU🫵 BLINKING 👀 SO MUCH👹👹” “Ive got something😥 in my eye😅🔫” “Here, let me 👅 get it out 👹👹” “No thank you 😀, I dont wanna die.😝” “Bonjour😐. Ma’am😐 is😐 blinking😐 at😐 us😐 is😐 this😐 because 😐 your 🤨 date🤨 is 🤨 a 😒 freak😒?” “😳” “No☺️” “Very 😐 good😐. Bon 😐appetite.😐”

This one’s a bloody good one

Man I hope one day I have a woman who grabs my arm with both her hand, it's so darn cute and makes ya feel like da man

2025❤

You’re the hottest fuckboy. :*

who saw the girl beating him lol

People in 2024 👇

Just subbed. Where have you been all my life

I was showing this to my wife cuz it’s funny then she realized how accurate this is and told me felt personally attacked