Agreed! Songs like h.y.c.y.bh or artifactial inteligence were masterpiece by meaning of lyrics, but this one has something different in it, it's just so good to listen
Him rhyming "day" and "infinitay" in this song just vindicates me and half of the dumb things I sing to people at work which means I'm going to inevitably lean even harder into my sassy day-to-day bullshit.
Being a 7 on a good day is pretty high praise. Then once you add the, “you aren’t that grotesque, really, if you existed in a vacuum,” they might think it’s a love letter
Anyone else get ridiculously excited by a full length version of this? A 4 minute version of this jam would keep me from having to hit repeat so many times on this fucking masterpiece.
Thanks for making me laugh Tom. I lost a parent a few weeks ago and quite honestly I was just crying before watching this. Your songs have given me a smile more than once throughout all of this.
I have a theory. This man sits down for 10 minutes screaming shit into a mic and then blacks out for six hours editing and we get these masterpieces. (btw I’ve watch so many of your videos and I love all of them so freaking much keep it up :)
While I’m always in favor of full songs because the more Tom the better, I like that when Tom does do short ones lately he often gets them over the 1 minute mark for shorts so he can get money from it. Not being sarcastic, I genuinely think Tom deserves all the money and more because his songs are not only phenomenal musically, but also have both clever and funny lyrics. And then then once you add in the production/visuals (I can’t even imagine how many different takes are required, sometimes to be layered at once, sometimes in different parts of the room, sometimes even different outfits/characters, different instruments, etc and then the nightmare editing must be. Plus him being kind enough to include captions, many times displayed creatively/uniquely on the screen) it’s just insane. He has so much talent and brings so much joy to us that it’s nice he can make a living helping us all. (And in more reasons to dislike the clock app, he’s mentioned that Australians don’t get paid on it for whatever reason, so he only/mainly has CZcams)
It’s so true! We all appreciate the music but it takes all this other stuff too. Idk about shorts or 1 minute stuff or how that makes money but I hope he gets lots.
@@fancifuldevices this may be too detailed for you and I'm certainly not an expert, but if you wanna know, here is some of what I have read and been told: Many creators have said CZcams shorts aren't monetized so even if he gets millions of views for a short, he doesn't get money from it for whatever stupid reason. but it works out for many creators because they put tiktok stuff as shorts and they make the money on tiktok then use the shorts for exposure. but since austrialia isn't currently included in the tiktok creator's fund, he can't get money from that but even the creator's fund doesn't pay that well per view [but i've heard tom gets millions of views so he'd do better than many if he was able to be in the fund], so a lot of tiktokers do brand deals and consulting and stuff. I wouldn't care if tom did brand stuff as long as he gets paid well and we get a song out of it, but he's said before that he doesn't really like to do them (which I respect cuz I'm not a huge fan of a typal "influencer"). but he said in some interview that he was able to make a living off of youtube because he gets paid for his normal videos [non-shorts], which are any ones that aren't in the separate shorts category [and I know this one has to be because at the moment, shorts have to be below 1 minute long]
@@Aimu1 sorry, I didn't mean to be condescending at all. I more meant that you may not care because it's a youtube comment and people often don't like long ones
Reminds me so much of The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room) by Flight of the Conchords except not romantic and more chaotic. I love it so much, what a banger
This is a song for all the passive aggressive sassy friends that love to make fun of their friends. Ik it's specific but it's so funny! The sass, the energy, the confidence! I love it!
Ok Tom Tom, please make this song as long as possible!!!! Remix this for another 3-4 minutes PLEASE!!! I was grooving so hard to this while laughing my ass off. Love you brother. Keep that fire coming you .53 from infinite genius! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
I think this just might be my favorite song of yours, I like to come back here and sing along when I’ve had a bad day. Gives me a real confidence boost! The parts like 0:37 are especially my favorites, so damn catchy! Keep on, man!
tom I watched this before my interview yesterday and it put a massive smile on my face and I got the job! thanks for your delightful dumb shit I love it and you got me a job with absolutely no help from me so congrats man your music is magic xx
BEGGING for a full version of this to be on the next EP or whatever you end up making. This song FUCKS 🔥🔥🔥Fantastic job as always! EDIT: WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THIS COMMENT GOT 🔥69🔥 LIKES??? I WAS WATCHING THIS SONG FOR (probably) THE 69TH TIME 🤟🏻🔥🤟🏻🔥🤟🏻🔥
My guy you gotta start putting these bangers on spotify. It's a crime that I can't put this on my playlist, and since you're not a cop you're gonna want to avoid doing those.
i want to take the melody progression of the "if you existed in a vaccuum" line and inject it into my veins. i have lost track of how many times i've replayed that five second clip.
The only problem with Tom's songs is that they are so good that you want them to be full length songs, but he just teases us with these 1 to 2 min songs...
I am so glad to have found your music. Love your songs and love harassing my coworkers with these unexpected gems they didn't know they needed in their lives.
Three videos in relatively the same time?? Tom your on a roll! Haha Always a pleasure seeing notifications from your channel Tom keep up the amazing work as always ❤
I can’t say I’ve ever been called ugly by a guy with his shirt tucked into his tracksuit pants until now
I offer many unique experiences, stick around
First time for everything.
@@tomcardy1 "unique" certainly describes the experiences ive had on this channel
A Motörhead shirt, no less.
don't forget the socks and sandals, that's half the look
Tom's stache and hair combo are growing more cop worthy by the day. That 'stache is nearly on the "Sergeant" level by now.
He's not a cop though.
@@JJOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I think that he's a cop
@@JJOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Sounds like something a cop would say.
@@JJOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Why does he have those guns?
@@P-K-P They're business related.
“You aren’t that grotesque really if you existed in a vacuum” lol I’m dying 😂. Great song, Tom, as always
His lyrics are so uniquely and creatively funny
i dunno, i think i look better when i'm not in a vacuum... in both senses
“Your a 7 on a good day and I’m a .53 away from infinity” is such a good line
The audacity he shows to rhyme those 2 words is also perfect for the line
_MUSICALLY_ one of my favorites from you, ever. Goes so damn hard, hella catchy as always. This song was a hot 12.
IKR! This is such a short gem! It positively _flows_.
*(Relatively)
Agreed! Songs like h.y.c.y.bh or artifactial inteligence were masterpiece by meaning of lyrics, but this one has something different in it, it's just so good to listen
Same. The lyrics for this one are also perfectly relatable. Masterpiece.
I’d even go as far as to say it’s .53 from infinity
Him rhyming "day" and "infinitay" in this song just vindicates me and half of the dumb things I sing to people at work which means I'm going to inevitably lean even harder into my sassy day-to-day bullshit.
Lean even harder in your bullshit everday
Tom vindicates your want to be sassay~
The immediately rhyming both of them with “comparative-lay”
well, I would say the ".53" is what the rhyme is with "infinity"
Tom is trying not to smile as he sings "I'm a hot 10, we could be friends, but I would be the hot one", but it just can't be contained
After being rejected on a first date the other day cause she was " not into my physical vibe". This song resonates loud.
that's gotta be among the worst ways to reject someone i can think of 😭 who SAYS that dude??
@@honeycomb937 "worst she can say is no"
This is so catchy. I want to share this directly with friends, but feel like they would be insulted.
Being a 7 on a good day is pretty high praise. Then once you add the, “you aren’t that grotesque, really, if you existed in a vacuum,” they might think it’s a love letter
After a tough day, you see notification from Tom, it makes you smile, and then you watch the video and like "yes, thank you for reality check, mate"
tom's songs are just tons of one liners mashed together into a full on masterpiece
Anyone else get ridiculously excited by a full length version of this? A 4 minute version of this jam would keep me from having to hit repeat so many times on this fucking masterpiece.
No like legit absolutely would love that. I honestly think 0:37 could be made into some bangers
Thank you, Tom, for blessing us with another relatable masterpiece.
Now, which part to you relate to :D ?
@@Kick0a0cat the fugly one :(
@@Kick0a0cat the being ugly (releatively)
Relatable as being ugly or as being the most beautiful thing that existed on this earth? 😂
This goes way too hard for a one minute song. One of those where I'm really hoping for an extended version eventually like we got with Business Man.
Thanks for making me laugh Tom. I lost a parent a few weeks ago and quite honestly I was just crying before watching this. Your songs have given me a smile more than once throughout all of this.
My condolences for you loss
H. Y. C. Y. B. H.
@@colinblau6119 finding a deceased or missing parent U.Y.B.H would be very traumatic 😅
@@colinblau6119 you actual f****** savage 😂
My condolences, hope you have time and space to grieve
I have a theory. This man sits down for 10 minutes screaming shit into a mic and then blacks out for six hours editing and we get these masterpieces.
(btw I’ve watch so many of your videos and I love all of them so freaking much keep it up :)
Okay, but the instrumental of this alone is already amazing.
I will not accept this as a full version, it's too good to be only one minute long.
"I'm a .53 away from infinity" is such a good line though.
Australian music is a culturally important industry that must be preserved and expanded
Totally agree
To be fair, i think Tom has been getting very slightly hotter with every video while i remain at the same level of hotness I've always been
Bruh 0:49, the end of that line helped me truly appreciate how much of a bop this was. Lyrical genius really
While I’m always in favor of full songs because the more Tom the better, I like that when Tom does do short ones lately he often gets them over the 1 minute mark for shorts so he can get money from it. Not being sarcastic, I genuinely think Tom deserves all the money and more because his songs are not only phenomenal musically, but also have both clever and funny lyrics. And then then once you add in the production/visuals (I can’t even imagine how many different takes are required, sometimes to be layered at once, sometimes in different parts of the room, sometimes even different outfits/characters, different instruments, etc and then the nightmare editing must be. Plus him being kind enough to include captions, many times displayed creatively/uniquely on the screen) it’s just insane. He has so much talent and brings so much joy to us that it’s nice he can make a living helping us all. (And in more reasons to dislike the clock app, he’s mentioned that Australians don’t get paid on it for whatever reason, so he only/mainly has CZcams)
It’s so true! We all appreciate the music but it takes all this other stuff too. Idk about shorts or 1 minute stuff or how that makes money but I hope he gets lots.
@@fancifuldevices this may be too detailed for you and I'm certainly not an expert, but if you wanna know, here is some of what I have read and been told:
Many creators have said CZcams shorts aren't monetized so even if he gets millions of views for a short, he doesn't get money from it for whatever stupid reason. but it works out for many creators because they put tiktok stuff as shorts and they make the money on tiktok then use the shorts for exposure. but since austrialia isn't currently included in the tiktok creator's fund, he can't get money from that
but even the creator's fund doesn't pay that well per view [but i've heard tom gets millions of views so he'd do better than many if he was able to be in the fund], so a lot of tiktokers do brand deals and consulting and stuff. I wouldn't care if tom did brand stuff as long as he gets paid well and we get a song out of it, but he's said before that he doesn't really like to do them (which I respect cuz I'm not a huge fan of a typal "influencer").
but he said in some interview that he was able to make a living off of youtube because he gets paid for his normal videos [non-shorts], which are any ones that aren't in the separate shorts category [and I know this one has to be because at the moment, shorts have to be below 1 minute long]
@@noodle3218 How to start a sentence in a condescending way "this may be too detailed for YOU".
@@Aimu1 sorry, I didn't mean to be condescending at all. I more meant that you may not care because it's a youtube comment and people often don't like long ones
I also like this because I really hate shorts, just in general.
There is so much serotonin packed into this minute, I’m not even mad that Tom (rightly) called me fugly, relatively.
This one has to have one of the best flows I've ever heard in your songs, fantastic as always Mr Cardy 👌👌
"I'm a hot 12 (...) I'm a .53 away from infinity"
Chernobyl lowering the control rods be like
Not great, not terrible
I just love that a person's of such musical caliber uses his powers to make goofy shit. You've made my day so many times sir. Thank you!
I really love that song, not ironically, please add this one on spotify.
i thought this was going to be a "you only look ugly to you" song, or a "your just not your type". i was pleasantly surprised
Already certified hook classic. My neighboors gotta accept the fact I will play it on a loop for next few weeks
I'm so excited whenever one of these 1 minute long songs get posted, cause its a chance for a full length version to be in the next album!!
i absolutely love how you can hear tom's smile at 0:08, this is the sole reason i adore this song
Who knew that the one thing I needed today was for Tom Cardy to tell me I'm (relatively) fugly today. But I guess I did. Thanks Tom great video!
Reminds me so much of The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room) by Flight of the Conchords except not romantic and more chaotic. I love it so much, what a banger
so your songs keep getting put in a CZcams playlist called "children's music" for me so congratulations on finally being child friendly Mr. Cop
Relatively speaking this is a goddamn masterpiece.
This is a song for all the passive aggressive sassy friends that love to make fun of their friends. Ik it's specific but it's so funny! The sass, the energy, the confidence! I love it!
how does tom keep coming out with these fleeting shower thoughts remixed into absolute bangers?
Ok Tom Tom, please make this song as long as possible!!!! Remix this for another 3-4 minutes PLEASE!!! I was grooving so hard to this while laughing my ass off. Love you brother. Keep that fire coming you .53 from infinite genius! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
I think this just might be my favorite song of yours, I like to come back here and sing along when I’ve had a bad day. Gives me a real confidence boost! The parts like 0:37 are especially my favorites, so damn catchy! Keep on, man!
Please make a full 3 minutes version of this song the music was so freaking cool
thank you for once again dropping a masterpiece.
I'm still waiting on that smokin' joe rudeboy full song though.
One of those relatable scenarios that you can’t talk about.
Thanks, Tom.
Oh, goodie.
I needed another bop to get stuck into my head.
No joke, this song is 🔥
That hook tho…. Hella smooth!! Another instant classic! 🔥🔥🔥 Whole song plz?!
tom I watched this before my interview yesterday and it put a massive smile on my face and I got the job! thanks for your delightful dumb shit I love it and you got me a job with absolutely no help from me so congrats man your music is magic xx
BRB sending this to my sister
Aw man, it would be great to have this song on an album!
"It would be a shame to have to explain to everybody that we meet on the street that I'm not walking my dog" is such a savage line 🤣
BEGGING for a full version of this to be on the next EP or whatever you end up making. This song FUCKS 🔥🔥🔥Fantastic job as always!
EDIT: WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THIS COMMENT GOT 🔥69🔥 LIKES??? I WAS WATCHING THIS SONG FOR (probably) THE 69TH TIME 🤟🏻🔥🤟🏻🔥🤟🏻🔥
My guy you gotta start putting these bangers on spotify. It's a crime that I can't put this on my playlist, and since you're not a cop you're gonna want to avoid doing those.
Seriously man this is one of those songs that needs a full version it's SO catchy.
i want to take the melody progression of the "if you existed in a vaccuum" line and inject it into my veins. i have lost track of how many times i've replayed that five second clip.
this song slaps (relatively)
fugly: "ok... you know, you also could've just told me. you always break out in song when something bothers you?"
Tom: "yes"
We need that album drop soon! 👀
Between this song and “H.S”, I’m getting mixed messages
The only problem with Tom's songs is that they are so good that you want them to be full length songs, but he just teases us with these 1 to 2 min songs...
I am so glad to have found your music. Love your songs and love harassing my coworkers with these unexpected gems they didn't know they needed in their lives.
thank you tom. my humour is officially now more broken than my heart. keep it up mate
a SEVEN on a good day? holy shit, thanks for the confidence boost!
we can't all be as spectacularly attractive as tom 😔
This is the funkiest way to roast tf out of someone.
Three videos in relatively the same time?? Tom your on a roll! Haha
Always a pleasure seeing notifications from your channel Tom keep up the amazing work as always ❤
this sounds like a song that would be in the end credits of a dreamworks movie
".53 away from infinity" is making my nerd brain scream. Well done, sir.
Hope this one gets the mixed messages treatment and Tom doubles down on it.
I really needed to hear this message today. Thank you, Tom!
How come there’s no extended version of this masterpiece 😮💨
Tom always makes such groovy music, I love it!
Beautiful. I’ve not heard lyrics that poetic since Parton’s Coat Of Many Colours. Well done. 🎉
please put this on a streaming platform, so i can feel worse about my fugly-ness
This is a legit banger, gonna be stuck in my head all week.
i like this genre of "extremely self-confident comedy song"
This song sounds like TWRP in an alternative universe where they make sure people don't accept themselves
I love your videos tom! Donno how many times i watch your videos om repeat
Dude this song made me laugh so hard well done yet again Tom
I hate how all you do make memes but they're really high quality. Singing and instrumentals als are very good 😂
I love the music Tom, keep it up!
i cant stop listening to this song on repeat! it's so good!
"Let's talk, a 10 to a 10"
"I'm an 11 but alright"
Is it just me or is Tom getting hotter by the second? Not even relatively, but objectively hotter :D
I want these tracksuit pants with the inscription "visible I'm hot 12"
One heck of a groove. Love it!
Thanks, Tom. I needed to hear this today!
Sick groove on this one! Love it!
This is soo good, would love a full version someday haha!
Thanks man, truly keeping us humble!
ok good to know
The pause because the "and you look like... you..." kills me.
God this was a banger. I need a fucking full song of this.
This one deserves an extended version.
Sending this to my ex, who I always felt I was out of the League for, yet she cheated on me thrics. Thanks for these perfect song queues 😏
How do you make a masterpiece EVERYTIME
Yo this is a bop. Full version this one please.
Aside from the absolute savage roasting, this might be my favourite song of yours
I sent this to my friends, with love. This is a “bop” 😝 seriously I’ve been jamming to this nonstop 🤣
Just want you to know that, in my opinion, you are the spiritual successor to Weird Al Yancovic. Keep up the good work!
Short and to the point. Love it ❤️
You need to do some collabs with Greasy Tales, your voices would be perfect together