All the Stupid Things I've Ever Done
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- čas přidán 27. 03. 2022
- Goodnight hypothetical or actual embarrassing situations that I have experienced many years ago but impulsively replay when I'm suppose to be at my calmest. See you in the NOW
- Komedie
This and realising that, yes, that girl you were talking to 10 years ago at a party WAS actually flirting with you are two great ways to make sure you get a solid 3-4 hours every night!
Persona I’m pogging
It was 20 years ago, and between how hot she was and how much of a dork I was, not even in my dreams did I ever think I had a chance.
But how can you be sure of that? surely thinking about it for 2 hours might bring a conclusion
Try remembering the time you didn't realize that coffee invitation wasn't actually about coffee.
me, in the middle of the night realizing how stupid some of my responses to flirting were because I'm neurodivergent and don't understand social cues ever
Yes remembering that time when you jokingly asked that guy why he had that funny sounding name tattooed on his arm and him answering it was their dead brother's nickname is the best way to go to sleep.
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Well, he had that coming.
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Just think about it as a way that you helped him keep his brother in the world a bit longer by sharing a little bit of him even after he was gone.
It still hurt, but he loved his brother... and still loves him. Sharing a little bit about him--even if it's just his nickname--can help him remember the good times.
That time you cried in a job interview when they asked about your education and you felt the overwhelming sense of failure that was beaten into you for 20 years by your parents that your entire self-worth is based solely on how smart you are and you never did Uni.
HEY HEY HEY YOU DON'T NEED TO FOLLOW ME AROUND WITH A CAMERA
But you missed out on four plus years of leftie indoctrination though. It's been decades since I was in college and it was bad then, hasn't gotten any better since.
Are you south asian too by any chance jdjfjdjf
Hey hold on no need to call us out
Oddly specific
Another day, another Tom Cardy bop that is FAR too relatable.
This is his second most relatable song, second only to It Only Takes One Time.
@@jm75937 And maybe tied with HYCYBH!
The chorus of voices at the end is actually very sweet.
Thank you stupid things for being supportive(?)
They're not cruel, just a bit loud when trying to sleep. They still wanna see you get your eight hours.
It's like family. Stupid as they are, they're what made you who you are today. Like 'em or not, stand by 'em 'til you die because they sure as hell won't leave your side ever.
@ok wow amazing
@Okeyy..Finally your mom is here. She's wondering what on earth you think you're doing.
This man straight up waited to upload this video till "a quarter to nine".
Well played Tom, well played
I am glad that all my embarrassing moments kept me awake till 4am so I can experience this jam asap
Same, except 6:30am in my case
Bowing seems like a power move in that situation to be honest
What did that mean? I read that and didn't understand it. Did it say "stacking it."
Edit: I looked it up and apparently it basically means falling down like an idiot. Just an Aussie term for it.
@@joshp8535 hahahaha yeah we say that in the UK too
If I saw someone fall down, get up unharmed, bow, and then just walk away I think it would bring me joy for the rest of my day.
@@joshp8535 I also wasn't familiar with that slang, I was 50/50 between it meaning "falling down" or "puking."
[Insert Jack's badly timed power guitar chord]
Hi Tom, I'd like to thank you for what is essentially free therapy at this point in my life. Cheers
I genuinely want a full 4-minute song. It was so pleasant to listen to. I'll even add it to my "sleep"-playlist.
Ikr? It’s so good
Honestly, funny as the songs are, at this point I'm just here to appreciate the production behind all of these. Incredible arrangement for a meme, every time
The chorus of memory wishing you goodnight was so pure though.
I always hear people say that you’ll never regret doing something, you’ll only regret not doing it.
Yeah there are a few instances I look back on with the most gratitude physically possible for my younger self for _not_ doing a thing
Thanks for making all your Aussie and Kiwi fans not get any sleep tonight. You da best!
Thinking of everything you've done wrong when you go to sleep is almost a cliche now, but never before have I been called out for feeling guilty for things I've only imagined doing for the purpose of feeling guilty. Wow
Oh, nothing puts me to sleep like wondering how many times I might have offended someone by telling them "I am listening without stopping my work".
“Maybe if I pretend to sleep the thoughts will leave me alone” - me every night
the "goodnight Tom" bit is SO CUTE i can't deal with this
The stupidest thing I've ever done is this 1 time a guy hopped on the bus and stacked it and before he left he bowed to everyone, and because I thought it was a performance I stood up and clapped.
Not only are the lyrics incredibly relatable but the song is an unironic jam. Love this man's music
For some reason, your vocals are extra fantastic today, Tom. Super smooth and strong. To juxtapose the frail and frenetic feeling of reliving your "greatest hits" before sleep takes you, perhaps?
This kinda sounds like it could be the chill emotional credits theme of a comedic slice-of-life action cartoon.
Yes this is how i lower my self-esteem whenever i feel confident about myself. Even if i didn't mean to do that thing, it still haunts me. And thanks for the song, tom!!
@ok no
This is my new favorite! Once again not only is this hilarious, but a beautiful musical arrangement
The 'goodnight tom' made it 10 times more personal for me 😅
I can relate to this in so many levels. Especially the part about things that you haven't even done and yet feel embarrassed about.
This is actually a good benchmark for my anxiety lol
Because of this song, I've just realized I haven't thought about the embarrassing things I've done in life for like, months now. Yay therapy!
Ik this is mostly jokes, but for the people with anxiety, my advice to you guys is learning thought-stopping techniques. It worked for me
Examples my therapist taught me:
1. Lightly slapping your knee/arm/wall and saying after that hit you stop thinking about this stuff
2. Loudly saying sth like "stop" (or mouthing it)
3. Deciding you only think about negative things at more comfortable times (for me it's when i'm on a walk) and consciously postponing the thought
It takes a while to sink in but once your brain associates the slap/word/thought with thought-stopping it genuinely works
You can usually prevent those thoughts from coming back and bothering you in the first place (outside of diagnosable conditions such as OCD that cause ruminating thoughts).
For recurring embarrassing memories:
- *Say out loud to yourself, "Next time that thing (or something like it) happens, I will do [Specific Better Thing] instead."*
(I swear this simple exercise has completely cured me of almost all of my embarrassing/anxiety-provoking memories. This needs to be made common knowledge. Your brain is reminding you of the danger--usually social danger--because it is trying to protect you and keep you from doing it again. If you reassure it that you've received the message, it can relax.)
For any recurring thought that is bothering you:
- *Write out the recurring thought thoroughly and completely.*
(Using a physical pen or pencil may help more. Exporting your thoughts onto a page breaks the narrow loop inside your mind and helps you to process the content of those thoughts.)
Found saying a mantra when you want the thought to stop has helped. The more you do it the quicker you can nip it in the bud. Mine is "Out of sight, Out of mind, we'll do better next time!" Then shift all your focus on what you're doing in that moment. That's just what has helped me, hope it can help someone else too! :)
Instructions unclear, been doing this for years and instead of stopping the thoughts, I've been looking like a lunatic mouthing words to myself, talking to myself, and actively hurting myself every few seconds 😅 (̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶l̶e̶f̶t̶ ̶m̶a̶r̶k̶s̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶o̶i̶n̶t̶)̶
Countering with physical slapping seems like a fast track to self injury in a group of people prone to it.
The tip to write the thought down is excellent. In cognitive behavioral therapy, the first step is to notice the thoughts in the first place! Only when you’ve enunciated the thought can you counter it with an alternative narrative.
Love to everyone out there who struggles with anxieties of all kinds.
@@41-Haiku thank you for bringing up OCD. People only think it means obsessive rituals, but it can also involve obsessively ruminating over an unpleasant idea. I used to get unwanted intrusive thoughts as a kid that sent me tailspinning with severe guilt for hours. I’m fortunate that an SSRI was very helpful.
we need a full version of this, the melody is just too good
when i need a good night’s rest i always think of the voice in my head that says shut your mouth lie down and don’t move for about 8 hours
I would like a full song version of this. This legitimately slaps.
This song is SO GOOD. How do you keep putting out these straight bangers, my dude?!
Tom has to make a musical. This would fit in so well.
ah, the international flight qantas pajamas, how I miss having a set myself
I must hear a full length version of this! 😍🎶
Getting some mad Dear Hunter vibes from this. Solid as always.
It's because it's done in the style of the Beatles, and Deer Hunter does similar things as the Beatles as well.
How can anxiety sound so calming 😃
At this point I'm wondering if that uptight, uncomfortable grin is exactly how Tom actually sleeps.
Who else was expecting the “ go to sleep“ terror guy to have a bwaaa at the end?
I'm actually surprised he wasn't there as an easter egg...
Holy shit this is the first time I've seen someone mention thinking about all the stupid things you COULD do on top of the stupid things you actually did
Why does this have such potent Magnetic Fields meets The Mountain Goats energy
A full version would be amazing
This is so good Tom, banger after specifically applicable but relatable banger. (Please make a full version I've been listening to this song on repeat since it came out)
WE NEED A FULL VERSION OF THIS SONG!!! AAAAAAAh....
The “Here comes a thought” song from Steven Universe is really good for these moments btw.
i wish tom becomes a celebrity musician that is known for singing weirdly specific songs and everyone around the world will come to his concerts and vibe
As someone who is not only embarrassing in extremes but an extrovert who does these things loudly and in front of everyone, I love that feeling when you do something stupid and realize, yep, I just gained another event to torture myself over
THOMAS LiSTEN TO ME WE NEED A FULL VERSION
So frickin relatable! Thank you for making my day better!
what i do when i start to cringe is that i pause, take a breath, and remind myself that it’s okay that it happened and that i don’t have to keep feeling bad about it. at some point they stop being events and start being just another thing that has happened
This was a treat to hear before bed! Time for 30 minutes of terrible remembrance!
It's 4:45 am on Monday and I can't stop thinking that I was a little bitchy to my dentist on Friday. Spot on this time Tom 🤦♀️
I used to do that. The Fabulous app helped me stop. Love your work, Tom.
This could not get more aussie than Cardy wearing Qantas pjamas haha you legend!
This is legitimately comforting
Proper banger to accompany all your other bangers in my banger playlist of your songs.
I'm getting some heavy Queen vibes in this one, great work! :)
Never have I heard a song that better reflects my nightly routine
Thanks Tom, excellent work once again
I always listen to this before bed. I'm not even joking.
There was this kid I talked to every other day for like a school year and a half-ish, and it was only after all that time that one of my friends was nearby while I was talking to this kid and told me,”You know he’s mute, right?”
.. I just though he was a *really* quiet kid
Even though I already knew everyone does this, it still feels nice to hear someone else say it
I need the instrumental, I have no idea how you keep making such bangers so casually
Love that this happens to everyone✨✨ such a chill bop too!!
I'm glad I watched this right before bed
Pain. I'm literally up at 3am right now and I gotta get up in another three hours but I just can't sleep cause of EXACTLY THIS! 10/10 Mr. Cop/Not a Cop man.
I can't stop listening. My kingdom for a studio version of this.
Please grace us with Weird Guy. That sounded amazing and we need the full song😂♥️♥️
I used to do this every night without fail. Coming to understand that the self is an illusion really helped kick the habit. Now I very rarely dwell on past mistakes
I love how this is the second song that ends with Tom peering out of one eye even though he should be asleep
Not only before sleeping I think of it while doing house chores, studying, during class and sometimes I just remember them suddenly out of nowhere and I curse out loud making everyone wonder what's wrong with me.
Me:ima just sleep.
My mind:Now playing:THE ONE TIME YOU DID THAT EMBARRASSING THING.
This is... really soothing.
I think someone enjoys the sultry harmonies of The Dear Hunter
Great video to watch as it's 6am and due to my fucked up sleep schedule I am now going to sleep
straight into the lullaby playlist
That 'checking to see if you're still looking' expression was amazing.
The glass of warm milk is why you have all those mugs in your room
Can't stop listening to this
fact that, as also an Australian dude, that you posted this right before bed has got me fucked up
This is pretty profound. comedy goes there sometimes. Good job.
I hope I don't regret this later tonight. I think it's pretty solid that I won't. I wore broken shorts that were too small on me all day, that has to take priority.
That feel like a follow-up on the 'saying "you too" to a waiter when he wish you a good meal even tho he do not eat as he is currently working'
Great suggestion Tom , I'll be sure to keep this in mind when I can't sleep at night 👍
ironically im going to bed and find this very soothing
hey man, please put out a full version of this.
Somehow this specific song is the most relatable to me.
Holy shit I love you, I will go to sleep to this song so that my guilt demons know I have finally found a way to connect with them.
By far my favourite comedy musician! Hear hear!
it’s 5am where i’m at and funny enough i’ve just crawled into bed and i’m watching this to not have to think my thoughts so thank you i suppose 🥲
Big time beatles energy! Love it!
not gonna lie this actually sounds absolutely amazing
I can't wait to sing this to my brother's children at night when I'm babysitting.
This was amazing! Very funny and very true though, the mind always wanders before bed and it annoys me, just let me sleep XD
this slaps. good job, tom!😊
This is such a great song
Wait not only is it a funny song, but its actually fucking good as hell
Why do I love the end so much
This is unironically really good
This speaks to my soul
I had to look up what “stacked it” meant and I’m SO SO glad it wasn’t what I initially thought.