imanasaurus rex Nope I don't really feel sorry for them. Stormy was a one off and got 130k. The other one kept going back for more over ten months. So she either wasn't repulsed by him, is a bit simple or she's a gold digger like Melania. Unless of course she fell for his gentle personality, good looks, generous nature, warm and witty sense of humour and all round humanity.
Kirsten S. ..and definitely not super good at sex (despite his own call to a scandal rag claiming to be someone else innocently calling to rave about trump's incredible prowess)
Yep, and today he insisted that his panicked advisers should cede to his "business acumen" and have faith that imposing terrible tariffs on foreign cars will turn out OK, even though this will send the global auto trade into chaos. Mr. Art of the Deal, everybody!
Either way, pretty applicable to the situation. That is something I always wondered. Abraham Lincoln went by Honest Abe, but he was still a politician. He couldn't have always been lie free, right?
It's almost noon here in Indonesia, and I am tremendously enjoying this! Go, go, Stephen, smear Traitor POTUS all over the map. We support you all the way!!
In some circles, that's called "Sleight-of-hand." In Trump world, that's called "Slight-of-hand." In some circles, that's called "Illusion." In Trump world, that's called "Collusion."
Why do you think they all come here and talk shit about him? It's all good when Gutfeld or any of those troglodytes say what THEY say though, isn't it?
tipoomaster he had to explain it slow to him. He was busy with his coke. Lol Just like a 1 year old. I love how his "so call" wannabe attorney is explaining how screwed trumps situation is, and all he is concerned about and can focus is getting a coke.
Tadicuslegion78 - NO, it's the perfect time for you :o) LET GO! Just go to as many meetings as you can, call your sponsor and and reach out to others. And be grateful. Now :o)
Do Rudi and Donald share the one brain? Because if so, I think it might have accidentally ended up on a one way flight to somewhere USPS doesn't do pickups from.
The Charleston, it's a dance from the 1920s. You stomp on your toe and rub it into the floor, "like putting out a cigarette". You stomp on it, put it out, and make it go away.
evilcatlady 100% agreed! There is no rock bottom any longer, unfortunately the people have became nose blind with the s#$t stench of Humptys moronic behaviour
Giuliani - "No one is gonna talk about setting up a corporation and using cash, unless you're a complete IDIOT". Hahahahaha. Thank you Mr. Guiliani, the defense rests.
K 'breaking news', as they always say! Following the taping of this show it was disclosed that it's not just a dozen more tapes, but 100 of them!! How did "our" Congressional Body react??? Drafting Articles of Impeachment for Rod Rosenstein for "High Crimes & Misdemeanors". Welcome back to Earth 2! Peace.
How do you argue against recorded evidence? Can I argue that the Hindenburg did not catch fire and burn up, it just had it's lanterns on as it landed at an odd angle.
Same way you "change history", I guess. Create a "new" one, hen say the other was fake. "Tell people a lie three times and they'll believe it" is his motto, after all.
Remember the grab tape it was I didn't say it then it was just locker room talk, a few months later that tape is fake And all the vids of him as a political figure from release my taxes to Mexico and the wall to ill never take a vacation or golf like Obama to now "that's not what I said" Latest being Helsinki and he didn't say that
Sounds like what Trump and Giuliani are really worried about is whether it looks like campaign contributions were used to pay for burying McDougal's story.
Andraste Deern I called her what I think she is,you don't like it tough shit.As for the recording it's available on CZcams.Why don't you look it up,shown at a White House briefing, Sarah Sanders was there.Not that I need to Prove anything to you since you're too lazy to get off your ass and look up yourself Liberal.
After the Roosevelt Room and the Lincoln Bedroom, Donald Trump says his favourite room in the White House is the Oval Office. He thinks that President Oval was a ‘really really great President.’
Ethan Kutcher Hey now don't mock president Oval. He didn't add a ton of depth, threw people off of health care, closed the borders, committed genocide on Puerto Rico, committed human rights violations on immigrants, and started a trade war with practically the entire world. MAOA! (Make America Oval Again!)
Giovanna Greeff I wouldn’t want to watch it! I’d just be thoroughly entertained by the lengths Sarah sanders would try and lie her way around it. Plus the pure embarrassment😂😂
PEE PEE TAPE!!! PEE PEE TAPE!!! PEE PEE TAPE!!! PEE PEE TAPE!!! PEE PEE TAPE!!! PEE PEE TAPE!!!... LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!... (If THEY can chant, so can WE...)
Stephen could you please get a shoutout to one Melania Trump. It was revealed today that Trump was upset at Melania for watching CNN so we know she doesn’t watch the same news as her husband. That means there’s a chance she might be watching. Please Help Her. She needs to know that someone cares about her because her husband sure as hell doesn’t.
When people who aren't very bright form an affiliation they get married to it. That's who Trump's base is. Why would people living in trailer parks and watching Jerry Springer all day be upset about anything their hero says or does?
I don't care about the mans sex life, that's between him and his wife but I love how every week he just gets more and more exposed as a liar; And then other liars come out to defend him and make asses of themselves. As if, we don't have video and audio.
But republicans went batshit when Clinton had an affair with his wife. Hmmm that’s stupid. It’s okay when trump does things when if any other president did or did anything close to it they would have been impeached before they even tried to cover it up.
Astral Warrior Stephen Colbert's Show is a Late Night Show. I was referring to Last Week Tonight which airs Sunday nights on HBO. My life on the other hand... I'm studying Engineering. So I have a lot if time in my life until I graduate 😂
I know, it's terrible innit? Mind you, there was this one dipstick on another video trying to assert something which had nothing to do with the video (a Don Lemon piece) and I'm still waiting for him to tell me my facts are wrong. Maybe all the Russian trolls are in a meeting, trying to decide whether to just grief me or make my front door handle sticky...
Honestly I think they were dead on arrival. Eric seems like the least guilty of all of them. I can't name one particular scandal he's involved with. Regardless I don't think it's cool to mock someone for their looks or having less fame than their siblings or whatever prompted this Eric targeting that Stephen, Seth Meyers, and others continue to engage in. Mock them on things they can change like their behavior, not things they can't like their appearance.
"Don't quote me on that. Do you know you're on live TV?" I know right! Trump puts his foot in his mouth and wants the news to act like he just painted the Mona Lisa.
Pardon me, sir! I say pardon me! The person to make that "don't quote me" gaff was NOT the honourable sitting president of this great country! I demand that you retract your statement insulting the intelligence of the same man who knows for a fact that Puerto Rico is surrounded by ocean water. Thank you, and good day sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!
+borot man True story! A friend of mine was telling this girl we worked with about his plans to visit his family in Puerto Rico and she asked him if he was going to take a train to get there.
Nobody Special For god sake don't be ridiculous if this Show is sad Why are you watching it Why are you even commenting? smh you are not too smart aren't you ?
Dr. Richard M Why are you watching this show? It's the same old nonsense. Besides I just comment, I don't watch or listen. I like to type my two-cents. The "sad" thing is people can't get over the fact Donald Trump is the president of the U.S.A. Let it go already. Nothing will change, like with every other administration. The media rips Trump apart, and it's "sad"
Daniel Darabos Yes, that needs to go also, why are those women so miserable. And Whoopi? If she smokes weed, well she needs too smoke more. It's not helping her open her mind. Or chill her out.
Steven Chen For what it's worth, just by skimming the article you linked: "Considering how bellicose Trump was when he said ‘tariffs are great.’ I think this was the best outcome you could have hoped for,” "Juncker's visit was a bright spot in the increasingly gloomy outlook for U.S.-European relations that have been frayed by Trump's trade wars, his fondness for Russian President Vladimir Putin and his skepticism of multilateral institutions like NATO and the European Union." So while the extent to which he is pursuing a trade war / tariff is decreasing, I think it's also somewhar clear that he is the one who steered us towards one in the first place Of course that's not to say that brinksmanship can't get results in the short term -- I'm just pointing out that it's hard to argue that Trump is all that anti trade war / tariff
I've done the same. When people ask: Who in their right mind still support Trump, I'm like A LOT. There are a lot of dumb people who allow themselves to get told what to think.
Paul Lomax I so enjoy going into a Trump supporters channel after reading their idiotic comment. Red Pill videos, Trump Fan Network, "Too fart too furious" Lmao. Bet you think you're a strong little alpha male dontcha? XD
Aroh Rl_9 With his ego? No chance. This needs impeachment, which with the current morally corrupt GoP isn't going to happen. Blue needs to win hard at this next election for anything to happen.
The problem is Pence is a complete wacko, too. Not to mention that asshat Bolton and numerous other people in the current administration. Our only hope is to vote the morally bankrupt GOP out of power.. and that takes time.
Aroh Rl_9 don't you mean re-signs his autograph on this once-in-a-lifetime collection of genuine, authentic pee-pee tapes. Only $49.95 if you order within the next 30 minutes. HURRY!!
I just don't understand how a man with NUMEROUS scandals that have countless amounts of evidence, witnesses, testimonies etc was still able to complete his full term as president??? Even tried to run for a second one? How is this actually a thing that happened???
What is Stephen Colbert going to do when another president eventually gets elected ? All very well to say that any publicity is better than no publicity. But the storm that occurred when Nixon said "I'm not a crook" . Never in my wildest dreams did I expect the juicy,endless,daily items from day one of the Trump presidency. And Rudy Giuliani. A caricature of a man. I am so sorry for the decent American citizens I have known. Bone decent people you are happy to have as neighbours. How could it become like this ? The mind boggles.
Long-term strategy which had little to do with Trump, or even someone like him. He just happened to be in the right place etc. In the seventies, when students shut down the Viet Nam War, it cost the American War machine BILLIONS. Shortly after the shouting stopped, I heard a speech on FM radio - cannot tell you when ('69-'72), who (a Republican) or why (tuned in in the middle, left before the end.) He called for a serious reduction in funding for education, students were learning too much and being all uppity, demanding their betters stop making war against the evils of (shudder0 Communism" and letting the Red Menace and the Yellow Peril overrun the Red White and Blue. Especially the White. And since that time, funding for Public Education has basically disappeared. Teachers are among the worst paid public employees; often the maintenance workers make more sweeping the room that the teacher, who still has to use her salary to pay for things like pencils and paper. So kids learn two things 1: Very little, and 2: Education is not important. Fast forward to a regime that doubles down on the GOP/Corporate insistence that science is fake, and now fold in the media, the law and world opinion. ALL of them - and us - and ME - are in a global conspiracy to destroy Donald Trump. Well, at least he is right about ME. That is one FACT he got right...
It’s all cyclical. Vote in crazy guy - vote in reasonable guy - vote for a crazy again. I don’t think we need to worry that Stephen will run out of material, unfortunately.
TheLastHylianTitan Well I am not entirely outside. I have US citizen kinfolk on both coasts. My mother's brother is a naturalized,and a right wing Republican,a hypocrite who treated two of his 5 children abominably,and a nasty piece of business. My NY kinfolk are bone decent people. They do not deserve this. Hard working folk all their lives,they just want decency in and out of their lives. Deserve it too. This is just not right. I am too young for the Senator Joseph McCarthy years,he never caught one Communist but he sure ruined a lot of lives. What is going on that a compulsive liar and con man is in the same office as FDR ? The Republican party has covered itself with shame too many times for this to be survivable as is. It hurts me to watch this. This is despicable. The US Constitution was written because Thomas Jefferson knew history. And people. Learn Constitutional law and the commentary over your 2 centuries of pride and war. You have so much to be rightly proud of. But not this. Funny it is. Hurtful and sad it is. You deserve better.
He has been on air saying something to the likes of if he goes out of business and Trump goes too he'd do it. Plus Stephen is also an actor and voice actor, so he probably would be fine finding work. May not be this show though, or maybe other stories will be enough to keep it afloat, just not at the lucrative rates it had before.
"Charleston thing"?? - never took trump for cutting a rug with a flapper... wearing one - yes, but he ain't no dancer, at least not without the help of a golf cart!
Stormy was one time. Karen was 10 months. Sounds like Stormy got the way better deal.
ScytheNoire but honestly you have to feel bad for both of them 🤢
No amount of money makes that worth it
But the Playboy® model got $20k more than the adult film star.
Bernard Gilbert but stormy was in and out. The other chick had to endure 10 months
imanasaurus rex Nope I don't really feel sorry for them. Stormy was a one off and got 130k. The other one kept going back for more over ten months. So she either wasn't repulsed by him, is a bit simple or she's a gold digger like Melania. Unless of course she fell for his gentle personality, good looks, generous nature, warm and witty sense of humour and all round humanity.
And Shera got preggo, to the tune of 1.6 million
Yes! Entire monologue in a single video again!
Our prayers have been answered.
Okay...I’m starting to think that someone who paid nearly $300k to have sex twice is maybe, possibly, not super good at making deals?
Kirsten S. ..and definitely not super good at sex (despite his own call to a scandal rag claiming to be someone else innocently calling to rave about trump's incredible prowess)
Marqwon Aka Big Lurch D ....gross
Forreal.. In amsterdam, you only need 200 euro for two
Kirsten S. OR sex!!!
Yep, and today he insisted that his panicked advisers should cede to his "business acumen" and have faith that imposing terrible tariffs on foreign cars will turn out OK, even though this will send the global auto trade into chaos. Mr. Art of the Deal, everybody!
I was stunned when he said please asking for a coke.
"Snake preparing to eat a whole antelope", lol. Had to spit out my licorice before I choked to death.
dang Stephen, hearing the news from you is much more entertaining than any other source. Thank you
agreed
He's not very funny. He grasps at straws for jokes that his crowd finds funny because they're dense as fuck.
Jacob YTP- Colbert has no talent, and he always has the lousiest guests. Rose Mcgowan for one thing. Beck? Shitty artist…sad really.
Nobody Special I really love Beck, but otherwise, you're absolutely right.
Stephen doesn't deliver news, he deliver satire comedy. If you want news go to Fox and Friends kakakaka
So glad Cohen turned on Trump.
gabriel chemla he really hasn’t yet this most likely is a desperate plea to trump showing him what he can do if trump doesn’t help him
he is only doing it to save his own ass
rickeycroux what other reason is there to turn on someone?
that he has seen the light, he wants to be a good person..... I know I am a dreamer
rickeycroux For whatever reason I'm happy.
"You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."
What is that quote from?
@thebeav, the quote is credited to Abraham Lincoln, but it might have just been an advertising gimmick: historynewsnetwork.org/article/161924
Either way, pretty applicable to the situation. That is something I always wondered. Abraham Lincoln went by Honest Abe, but he was still a politician. He couldn't have always been lie free, right?
thebeav PercabethFTW Was the phrase “Honest Abe” actually used during his lifetime, or was it applied to him later?
D Smith. I honestly don't know. No pun intended. That's just something I always heard people call him.
1:50 Notice how the sign doesn't even have room for double digits lol
I still find it hard to believe that some people trust him.
KeKe K And continue to defend him tooth and nail. Calling him "the best we've ever had" still...
It's almost noon here in Indonesia, and I am tremendously enjoying this! Go, go, Stephen, smear Traitor POTUS all over the map. We support you all the way!!
Lordy, there’s tapes!
Just remember don’t believe your ears and eyes....according to Trump
In some circles, that's called "Sleight-of-hand."
In Trump world, that's called "Slight-of-hand."
In some circles, that's called "Illusion."
In Trump world, that's called "Collusion."
His final and most essential command?
Hahahaha.... I almost fell of my chair when I heard him say that.
"Don't believe what you see, cause when you do it looks really bad!"
Colbert is just wonderful the truth must be very painful for trump supporters
Why do you think they all come here and talk shit about him? It's all good when Gutfeld or any of those troglodytes say what THEY say though, isn't it?
They feel no pain, truth goes in one ear and out the other leaving no trace.
Unfortunately Mr.Walterman they just don't care.
It's hard to feel pain when you have no soul.
C’mon, the White House NEVER needs to change the sign that says “It’s been 0 minutes since our last lie.”
He needs to sleep sometimes
@@parnmurasake But even his dreams are a pack o' lies
My favorite part is just how Cohen speaks slowly and simply to him, like he's explaining things to a toddler.
tipoomaster....lol
tipoomaster he had to explain it slow to him. He was busy with his coke. Lol
Just like a 1 year old. I love how his "so call" wannabe attorney is explaining how screwed trumps situation is, and all he is concerned about and can focus is getting a coke.
He is, a 250lbs one"
I noticed that
maybe because he was recording it and wanted everything he said made clear on the tape. geez
“would, wouldn’t, who the f*** knows at this point” 😂
brilliant ad-lib if it wasn't staged
I don't think it was staged. The mental slip-up also caused him to say "Giuliani se-says" a few seconds later.
Best save ever 😂😂😂
Looks like I picked the wrong week to begin sobriety
Tadicuslegion78 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Week? More like four years :)
Tadicuslegion78 bad year to try and stop huffing rocket fuel.
Tadicuslegion78 Demi Lovato feels the same way
Tadicuslegion78 - NO, it's the perfect time for you :o)
LET GO!
Just go to as many meetings as you can, call your sponsor and and reach out to others. And be grateful. Now :o)
Giuliani is doing quite a job trying to out stupid Trump
James Pak just trying to make his boss look good.
At this point I’m convinced that Giuliani isn’t totally sure which side he’s on..
Do Rudi and Donald share the one brain?
Because if so, I think it might have accidentally ended up on a one way flight to somewhere USPS doesn't do pickups from.
It's funny I agree. Every time Giuliani gets on TV, Mueller opens 15 more investigations. He needs to shut his cake - eater. But hes too stupid
Thank God we have Stephen Colbert!
Talaris Watts-El yeah god. Hahahahaha.
Rudy is the only guy that could make Trump look smart.
But then again, it was Trump who hired Rudy to be his lawyer.
S'pose that's why he hired him, he wanted to look smart.
Oooopsie.
The Charleston, it's a dance from the 1920s. You stomp on your toe and rub it into the floor, "like putting out a cigarette". You stomp on it, put it out, and make it go away.
United States of Entertainment
What do you expect when you have a reality-show host for the POTUS?
ha, that's funny
Now that was clever and made me smile
BRILLIANT MONOLOGUE...LOVE COLBERT XXXXXX
We have to be thankful for Trumpy, he has given some of the best material for Stephen and Co!
evilcatlady 100% agreed! There is no rock bottom any longer, unfortunately the people have became nose blind with the s#$t stench of Humptys moronic behaviour
$150,000, that must be $10,000 per second. Or was it per millimeter?
😵
The Pecker...I spit my drink on the screen, you can't make this up!
karen knapp -
karen knapp - but they did...
Strzok, Pecker, Weiner... c'mon.
Heard another cable host call him "David Pecker-Head of AMI". He ran the name and title together just like that... lolz
probably friends with "Weiner"........
karen knapp lol
Giuliani - "No one is gonna talk about setting up a corporation and using cash, unless you're a complete IDIOT". Hahahahaha. Thank you Mr. Guiliani, the defense rests.
cash , meaning money on hand vs. taking out a loan ? Karen McDougal is WAYYYYYYY cuter and HOTTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😃😃😃😃😃🤗🤗
Took the words right from our mouths.
One of the worst AG’s ever.
I'm not surprised he asked for a coke, I'm surprised he said please.
RSPainter Trump is quite well mannered, if you are on his good side, and not asking difficult questions.
These late night shows almost write themselves now, don't they? :p
"Don't quote me on that." -- Rudy Giuliani
Love the writing on this show! You guys are the best ! ! ! ! !
I absolutely love that they got the tape. IMPEACH HIM. IMPEACH HIM.
K 'breaking news', as they always say! Following the taping of this show it was disclosed that it's not just a dozen more tapes, but 100 of them!!
How did "our" Congressional Body react???
Drafting Articles of Impeachment for Rod Rosenstein for "High Crimes & Misdemeanors". Welcome back to Earth 2! Peace.
K stfu trump is the man... face it
Idiot
Trump 2020......
K They can’t do shit. Trump 2020 u freaks
This is not fun anymore.
RIP USA
It stopped being fun along time ago my friend. Right around the when the idiot started actually hurting people with his policies.
How do you argue against recorded evidence?
Can I argue that the Hindenburg did not catch fire and burn up, it just had it's lanterns on as it landed at an odd angle.
It's called *alternative* facts. Easy.
Idk same way you can say you had the largest inauguration crowd in history when there’s actual evidence that you didn’t
Same way you "change history", I guess. Create a "new" one, hen say the other was fake. "Tell people a lie three times and they'll believe it" is his motto, after all.
Joshua Jung True. If he didn't, his cult might start to think it's real! Lol
Remember the grab tape it was I didn't say it then it was just locker room talk, a few months later that tape is fake
And all the vids of him as a political figure from release my taxes to Mexico and the wall to ill never take a vacation or golf like Obama to now "that's not what I said"
Latest being Helsinki and he didn't say that
Sounds like what Trump and Giuliani are really worried about is whether it looks like campaign contributions were used to pay for burying McDougal's story.
Yes, that is a criminal issue.
that crazy laughing lady is back in the audience again lol
H Damn she is annoying
Any-body's crazy finding this show good.
@Nobody Special Or have a sense of humor.
Radhika Rukmangadhan shes having a good time and you don't notice her unless youre listening for her. Chill.
4:44 like she getting murdered in the background LOL
Doing the truck driver ...
I think Cohen's elephants made me laugh the hardest in this video.
I am not ashamed.
Yes, I loved to be able to laugh at such innocent humor. (In a show that has otherwise been pretty dark, lately)
Juliani is 12 sandwiches, 3 meat pies, a 6 pack of Budweisers, 2 apples, a wedge of cheese and a bottle of Pinot short of a picnic!
Budweiser? People actually drink that crap?
Don't worry, the blood of the living can sustain the creature.
Superior Being Minus the Bud, that's a lovely picnic!
Superior Being ...Too bad, cuz he has such nice-looking fake choppers.
oh. he's a handbasket.
Yup! Melania is going to be so happy that he pays with checks. Look sweetie, it was not under the table. We did it over the table multiple times.
ha ha! that was one of the best jokes in this monologue and a great point also!
Elephants will be even more endangered this November
7:15 Pure, accidental, comic genius. This is why we LOVE Stephen Colbert!
Trumps needs to pay his taxes. No loop holes. It’s un-American to not pay your taxes while everyone else does.
All his Cash is going for Bribery
Especially when your rich
Astral Warrior Calling names, what an effective argument tactic. Any proof for the recording?
Andraste Deern I called her what I think she is,you don't like it tough shit.As for the recording it's available on CZcams.Why don't you look it up,shown at a White House briefing, Sarah Sanders was there.Not that I need to Prove anything to you since you're too lazy to get off your ass and look up yourself Liberal.
AMEN ASTRAL WARRIOR SOME MORE DEMOCRATS .
HAS TO KEEP IT GOING
I wouldn't be surprised if Coca Cola sales have already dropped.
After the Roosevelt Room and the Lincoln Bedroom, Donald Trump says his favourite room in the White House is the Oval Office.
He thinks that President Oval was a ‘really really great President.’
Ethan Kutcher Hey now don't mock president Oval. He didn't add a ton of depth, threw people off of health care, closed the borders, committed genocide on Puerto Rico, committed human rights violations on immigrants, and started a trade war with practically the entire world. MAOA! (Make America Oval Again!)
Ethan- From the U.K.?
Fitting that this came out during Shark Week.
I’m upset that we still haven’t seen the pee pee tape. It’s the only thing that makes this craziness worth anything.
I DEMAND THE PEE PEE TAPE.
I'm sure it's real. He's really upset about it and is making a lot of pathetic attempts to ignore it lol.
Giovanna Greeff I wouldn’t want to watch it! I’d just be thoroughly entertained by the lengths Sarah sanders would try and lie her way around it. Plus the pure embarrassment😂😂
PEE PEE TAPE!!!
PEE PEE TAPE!!!
PEE PEE TAPE!!!
PEE PEE TAPE!!!
PEE PEE TAPE!!!
PEE PEE TAPE!!!...
LOCK HIM UP!
LOCK HIM UP!
LOCK HIM UP!
LOCK HIM UP!... (If THEY can chant, so can WE...)
After all the terrible things that happened already, the pee pee tape won't nearly be gross enough to make me gag.
Obsessed with pee, thats pathetic.
This is the clearest I have heard the recording. Weird....and good job
I think it's played at .75. I tried it a few times the other day, and it is easier to catch details.
Its hard to believe that Giulianni is an actual lawyer and is actually working for Trump.
Stephen could you please get a shoutout to one Melania Trump. It was revealed today that Trump was upset at Melania for watching CNN so we know she doesn’t watch the same news as her husband. That means there’s a chance she might be watching. Please Help Her. She needs to know that someone cares about her because her husband sure as hell doesn’t.
Tyler Hill I doubt that Melania watches news programs....
Tyler Hill She's still with the guy, and has been for a while despite surely knowing what and who he is. I feel no sympathy
Spanked by "Two" magazines! LOL
That second magazine costs extra. It's not part of standard service
When all late shows have their own takes on trump-cohen tapes and still you laugh at it everytime....
And ur not even american 😂😂😂
THANK YOU - I've been yelling "Make a Pecker joke!" ever since that name was made public.
OMG he cracks me up with that 'STORMY WATCH' music and instrument playing bit. LOL!!!
I love Jon Batise’s reference to Grandmas Hands by Bill Withers at 10:07
My nightly soap opera
lymarie1974 bihourly*
"It's been ZERO minutes since our last lie."
"If you also take Eric, I'll double the number of oxen."
If I could have one wish...that Mr. Colbert would become president of the USA.
Armchair President.
Dave Long because even that would be better than who is in office now. 😎
Laura Barzano That's funny. He is definitely hilarious but Trump also keeps us laughing and confused and thinking WTF.
And bill Maher vice
The jokes write themselves.
Stephen, you did it again: YOU ARE THE BEST :o)
Stephen for president
Kevin Lopez 👏👏👏👏👏 well said mate
thomas oconnor O😂😂😂 You are pressed 😂😂😂 just relax Tommy, you'll be alright,!
thomas oconnor Malania?? Who is that? Is she related to Melania? Could, couldn't, would, wouldn't.?All the same when you're illiterate!
Go Trump mothefuckers 😠
Stephen Rodent 🐀 is the best piece of horse shit 🐴
Hahahahahahaha 😆hahahahahahaha , hahahahahahaha
People still like trump. After everything, they still like him. Let that sink in.
When people who aren't very bright form an affiliation they get married to it. That's who Trump's base is. Why would people living in trailer parks and watching Jerry Springer all day be upset about anything their hero says or does?
Dicky Collins not as much as last month, so his nonsense is finally sinking in
Dicky Collins It is so very hard to believe. It's like they are determined to be blind.
Dicky Collins no they are just drowning in their own shit and to stupid to admit it that they all fucked up..
Calling them people doesn't feel right. Trumpalumpas is what I call them lol.
How do I convince Trump we slept together in the early 2000's, I could use a $130,000
Dali You have to be a playmate, sorry.
Dali ....you'd have to be insane, too. You'd never get anyone else to date you...ugh
Aileen McMillan already got a girlfriend, and she pays 0 attention to politics
Just say you did. He'll deny it first, then he'll say it was true. He has to lie, it's his compulsion :-)
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I don't care about the mans sex life, that's between him and his wife but I love how every week he just gets more and more exposed as a liar; And then other liars come out to defend him and make asses of themselves. As if, we don't have video and audio.
Well said
that's between him and his wife, and his mistress, and his mistress*
Frank Black you are not a true Republican!!!!
But republicans went batshit when Clinton had an affair with his wife. Hmmm that’s stupid. It’s okay when trump does things when if any other president did or did anything close to it they would have been impeached before they even tried to cover it up.
Oh man. Last Week Tonight is gonna be awesome this week👌👌👌😂😂😂
They're gonna need to change the title to Last Month Tonight to catch up with everything that's happened
Johan Joseph Is that what you look forward to each week Stephen Colbert.You don't have much of a life do you.
Astral Warrior Stephen Colbert's Show is a Late Night Show. I was referring to Last Week Tonight which airs Sunday nights on HBO. My life on the other hand... I'm studying Engineering. So I have a lot if time in my life until I graduate 😂
Trump *isn't* a _complete_ idiot.
Some parts are missing.
Keith Jackson - I do try.
_Sorry_ - I've been corrected. Apparently I'm very trying.
You're not trying hard enough,+Gary Sinnott (Angeret).
No angry Trump College Graduates throwing shade on your comment yet.
I know, it's terrible innit? Mind you, there was this one dipstick on another video trying to assert something which had nothing to do with the video (a Don Lemon piece) and I'm still waiting for him to tell me my facts are wrong. Maybe all the Russian trolls are in a meeting, trying to decide whether to just grief me or make my front door handle sticky...
In a meeting, LOL!
Gary Sinnott thanks for that - there are times when, on the brink of certain disaster, you just need a laugh.
I so love you Stephen❤️❤️❤️
Thank you for the business advice! I just learned so much about setting up my corporation.
I absolutely love this silly bastard!
Yeah, he is a bastard for sure.
Eric jokes will never get old.
His Father is"""
Honestly I think they were dead on arrival. Eric seems like the least guilty of all of them. I can't name one particular scandal he's involved with. Regardless I don't think it's cool to mock someone for their looks or having less fame than their siblings or whatever prompted this Eric targeting that Stephen, Seth Meyers, and others continue to engage in. Mock them on things they can change like their behavior, not things they can't like their appearance.
It's going to be boring when trump is finally impeached.
I would love it to be boring
steven ewart
A boredom I will relish!
Netflix will have a series on this. You can binge watch that.
I certainly hope so!
Boring Presidents don't start wars or collude with foreign countries. We need that kind of boredom.
Why are Trump's lawyers Soooo bad
Apperantly, when he was looking for new lawyers, all the good ones where too busy. I wish I was joking but that was their excuse.
Either they meet at an hospice for fools or they hate him
Stephen Colbert is a MASTER for making every video so wonderfully funny, even though the real story is so depressing.
"Don't quote me on that. Do you know you're on live TV?" I know right! Trump puts his foot in his mouth and wants the news to act like he just painted the Mona Lisa.
Pardon me, sir! I say pardon me! The person to make that "don't quote me" gaff was NOT the honourable sitting president of this great country! I demand that you retract your statement insulting the intelligence of the same man who knows for a fact that Puerto Rico is surrounded by ocean water.
Thank you, and good day sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!
borot man, thank you for the Foghorn Leghorn memories! Peace!
+borot man True story! A friend of mine was telling this girl we worked with about his plans to visit his family in Puerto Rico and she asked him if he was going to take a train to get there.
Robbie stupid
we all know moaning Hillary painted the Mona Lisa. Was Mona on Bill's shag list ...
Hey, anybody want a smoothie?
(Loud blender noise) lol!
How well Stephen knows my grandmother.
Giuliani is pure gold.
That would/wound't comment was either the smoothest joke ever, or the most fantastic slip-up ever
Google's showing me Doritos ads on a Trump video. Seems about right. 😂
Could someone get me a coke please...at least he said please, I’m surprised!
paul signac very true
They missed out on having the Nixon tape promote Charlston Chew like in futurama
Omar Martinez YES!!!😂
Omar Martinez and Stephen calls himself a nerd. Shame!
1 Russian dislikes this video.
Did you just blew your own cover? Nice.
dying. laughing.
jake dank- How can we understand Russian? And why are the letters backward? Weird.
We watch you Stephen whether in US or in India. Every single episode. You are the best .My whole family live you.FANS FROM INDIA.
Trump's never going to get anyone to agree to anything if he keeps trying to throw Eric into the deals
i wish steven would write a good sitcom... strangers with candy was amazing
He is part of the Showtime Cartoon President show - which I only see clips on YT...
Somebody cancel the Donald Trump show ...
Somebody please pull the plug on this sad show.
And the View please!
Nobody Special For god sake don't be ridiculous if this Show is sad Why are you watching it Why are you even commenting? smh you are not too smart aren't you ?
Dr. Richard M Why are you watching this show? It's the same old nonsense. Besides I just comment, I don't watch or listen. I like to type my two-cents. The "sad" thing is people can't get over the fact Donald Trump is the president of the U.S.A. Let it go already. Nothing will change, like with every other administration. The media rips Trump apart, and it's "sad"
Daniel Darabos Yes, that needs to go also, why are those women so miserable. And Whoopi? If she smokes weed, well she needs too smoke more. It's not helping her open her mind. Or chill her out.
Looks like the trade war is going to hit us where it really counts. The cost of porn is just going to keep going up.
Who pays for porn?
Steven Chen, we are talking trade for silence 😂
Yeah job
Steven Chen
For what it's worth, just by skimming the article you linked:
"Considering how bellicose Trump was when he said ‘tariffs are great.’ I think this was the best outcome you could have hoped for,”
"Juncker's visit was a bright spot in the increasingly gloomy outlook for U.S.-European relations that have been frayed by Trump's trade wars, his fondness for Russian President Vladimir Putin and his skepticism of multilateral institutions like NATO and the European Union."
So while the extent to which he is pursuing a trade war / tariff is decreasing, I think it's also somewhar clear that he is the one who steered us towards one in the first place
Of course that's not to say that brinksmanship can't get results in the short term -- I'm just pointing out that it's hard to argue that Trump is all that anti trade war / tariff
Tho I guess it's fair to argue that the trade war won't keep escalating to the point where it'll affcet porn lol
He says, "No, pay with cash." Pretty clear to hear and makes sense given the conversation.
Would/wouldn't -- notice how quickly Stephen was able to figure that out and correct it?
My new hobby is going into the comments on the fox youtube channel. It is like watching a car fire...
Full of seagulls.
If you can entertain yourself from a safe distance, I won't stop you. Just don't get burned in the process.
I've done the same. When people ask: Who in their right mind still support Trump, I'm like A LOT. There are a lot of dumb people who allow themselves to get told what to think.
Oh I would never do that. This depresses me just enough, to still have the will to continue
Paul Lomax I so enjoy going into a Trump supporters channel after reading their idiotic comment. Red Pill videos, Trump Fan Network, "Too fart too furious" Lmao. Bet you think you're a strong little alpha male dontcha? XD
Dylan, stop, you know it's not nice to poke fun at the disabled
shout out to the middle-aged lady howling at everything lol
Its about time Trump resigns
Aroh Rl_9 With his ego? No chance. This needs impeachment, which with the current morally corrupt GoP isn't going to happen. Blue needs to win hard at this next election for anything to happen.
When even evil ice queen Ingraham looks like she's struggling to follow Giuliani..
Aroh Rl_9 hell nooooooo! This shit is funny. Lmfao.
The problem is Pence is a complete wacko, too. Not to mention that asshat Bolton and numerous other people in the current administration. Our only hope is to vote the morally bankrupt GOP out of power.. and that takes time.
Aroh Rl_9 don't you mean re-signs his autograph on this once-in-a-lifetime collection of genuine, authentic pee-pee tapes. Only $49.95 if you order within the next 30 minutes. HURRY!!
I just knew Stephen would throw in Eric in that bartering joke xD
I just don't understand how a man with NUMEROUS scandals that have countless amounts of evidence, witnesses, testimonies etc was still able to complete his full term as president??? Even tried to run for a second one? How is this actually a thing that happened???
What is Stephen Colbert going to do when another president eventually gets elected ? All very well to say that any publicity is better than no publicity. But the storm that occurred when Nixon said "I'm not a crook" . Never in my wildest dreams did I expect the juicy,endless,daily items from day one of the Trump presidency. And Rudy Giuliani. A caricature of a man. I am so sorry for the decent American citizens I have known. Bone decent people you are happy to have as neighbours. How could it become like this ? The mind boggles.
paul manson where you from? What’s it like watching this madness unfold from the outside?
Long-term strategy which had little to do with Trump, or even someone like him. He just happened to be in the right place etc. In the seventies, when students shut down the Viet Nam War, it cost the American War machine BILLIONS. Shortly after the shouting stopped, I heard a speech on FM radio - cannot tell you when ('69-'72), who (a Republican) or why (tuned in in the middle, left before the end.) He called for a serious reduction in funding for education, students were learning too much and being all uppity, demanding their betters stop making war against the evils of (shudder0 Communism" and letting the Red Menace and the Yellow Peril overrun the Red White and Blue. Especially the White.
And since that time, funding for Public Education has basically disappeared. Teachers are among the worst paid public employees; often the maintenance workers make more sweeping the room that the teacher, who still has to use her salary to pay for things like pencils and paper.
So kids learn two things 1: Very little, and 2: Education is not important.
Fast forward to a regime that doubles down on the GOP/Corporate insistence that science is fake, and now fold in the media, the law and world opinion. ALL of them - and us - and ME - are in a global conspiracy to destroy Donald Trump.
Well, at least he is right about ME. That is one FACT he got right...
It’s all cyclical. Vote in crazy guy - vote in reasonable guy - vote for a crazy again. I don’t think we need to worry that Stephen will run out of material, unfortunately.
TheLastHylianTitan Well I am not entirely outside. I have US citizen kinfolk on both coasts. My mother's brother is a naturalized,and a right wing Republican,a hypocrite who treated two of his 5 children abominably,and a nasty piece of business. My NY kinfolk are bone decent people. They do not deserve this. Hard working folk all their lives,they just want decency in and out of their lives. Deserve it too. This is just not right. I am too young for the Senator Joseph McCarthy years,he never caught one Communist but he sure ruined a lot of lives. What is going on that a compulsive liar and con man is in the same office as FDR ? The Republican party has covered itself with shame too many times for this to be survivable as is.
It hurts me to watch this. This is despicable. The US Constitution was written because Thomas Jefferson knew history. And people. Learn Constitutional law and the commentary over your 2 centuries of pride and war. You have so much to be rightly proud of. But not this. Funny it is. Hurtful and sad it is. You deserve better.
He has been on air saying something to the likes of if he goes out of business and Trump goes too he'd do it. Plus Stephen is also an actor and voice actor, so he probably would be fine finding work. May not be this show though, or maybe other stories will be enough to keep it afloat, just not at the lucrative rates it had before.
There always seems to be a tape with Don Don.
"Charleston thing"?? - never took trump for cutting a rug with a flapper... wearing one - yes, but he ain't no dancer, at least not without the help of a golf cart!
I don't think I've ever seen Stephen so happy, bless him.
7:11 Its so funny how well Stephen handles slip-ups