Stephen Delivers The Restate Of Our Union
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- Stephen Colbert delivers a LIVE monologue following Trump's un-lively State of the Union Address.
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I’m watching old Colbert monologues tonight, stumbled on this one. When he said “if something, God forbid, happened at the Capitol”, I almost got chills.
Cpvcp
The future called. It gets worse.
ahahahahahaa yupp
"You think I won't burn this place to the ground to stay out of jail..."
Wow..... This hasn't aged well.....
stephen looks so different here and it was barely two years ago
@@bloodstoneore4630 that is what trump does to a person who has morals
“You think I won’t burn this place to the ground to stay out of jail?”
This hits a little too hard in January 2021.
Yup.
Yep
Don't worry past version of this guy! Three months later... its still hurts.
I'm rewatching some shows and the moment he said that i was like, ohh foreshadowing?
It’s like Stephen could see into the future
“You think I won’t burn this thing to the ground to stay out of jail??!” Omg Stephen was clairvoyant 😳😉💙
So, four indictments later
Why are they clapping so much for Melania? A standing ovation even? I still have yet to understand what she even does
Agreed....nothing but be a bitch. But I guess she’s the Queen
She's the only Trump that hasn't screwed us over.
Well she done plenty ..she sucks trump 🍄 de best
You know those "participation awards" the right get so salty over? It's exactly like one of those.
Her not killing him in his sleep deserves ovation enough for the embarrassment he's brought onto her and her son.
7:59 "You think I won't burn this place to the ground to stay outta jail?"
Holy Jeebus, after the 6th of January this quote stings differently.
I was fed up with him when living in NY for 40 years -- and now he's everywhere, like manure.
Marny5580 And once on your shoes very hard to get off!!!
or cancer
Choked on my rice seeing this.
Hey, not liking the guy is no reason to insult manure like that.
Chakat Stripedfur I know. Manure doesn’t deserve it.
Anyone notice that as Stephan made the joke about “how long will we serve and will there be time off for good behavior?” John was playing the beginning overture of “Jailhouse Rock”? It’s that kind of subtle support that makes a true partner.
Someone should have brought Robert Mueller as a guest.
"Good One"
😂😂😂😂
They tried, but he was too busy actually doing his job
You mean trickle down economics failed yet again? Shocked I tell you
Mueller would probably decline any invitation,
since he is deep in an investigation.
Which of course is ruining the opportunity for legislation.
Or James comey.
"Like watching paint lie."
Couldn't have put it better myself!
I crown Stephen Colbert King of late night!
aciarduce I believe you
I am so glad I where sound asleep when that spech happend
@@stormyweather9570 I just did the more sane thing: reading the transcript
@@stormyweather9570 Wouldn't be much of a difference, it would still be full of contradictions and lies. It would just be the long form version.
Loving Clobert throwing out absolute bombs of burns. Props to the writers and kudos to his delivery, especially on the last line.
@@Shreddingharley looking in the mirror eh?
@@Shreddingharley Shed ur brain, eh?
SHRED SHRED SHRED Proofread before you send or post.
7:56 .... Stephen was just prophetic here
You know for someone who is innocent he sure is worried about the investigation a lot
He isn't innocent.
"for someone who THINKS he is innocent"
There fixed it ;-)
@@FutureChaosTV The truth is whatever he decides it is.
And his minions are happy to believe it.
@@FutureChaosTV "Someone who PRETENDS he's innocent"...
We are about to find out aren't we!?
*_And no one knows how to put something out of business like Donald Trump_*
Facts!
@@joannbowden6220 it was a money laundering front.
@@XiaoGuanYin104
If I needed facts, I'll ask Donald Trump . Sponsored by Chevron :)
Orange boy just piles on the lies and lies . we have not yet begun to dream? are you shiting me I dream of you wearing a orange jumper and I can't wait for them to take away your wig and your tan lotion
Actually in 2015 Singapore and Switzerland had better economies than the United States and their people live longer so he's talking out of his f****** ass especially with the Republicans in charge and they're now dumping everything in the streams because there's no regulations that's right folks hire a Republican and you get no regulations Bad drinking water fracking near schools yes, all you have to do is vote Republican and get shity drinking water if you don't believe me ask the people in Flint Michigan
he called her the first lady because he couldn't recall her name...again
Bad taste.
Lol
@@Someone_e_f, swallow and don't spit
Poor Melania...
Melanie must really hate Trump
Mike and Nancy looked like two divorced parents.
Nancy to Mike: “This was all your fault Mike.”
Mike: “Damn right it is.”
"TOLERANCE IS CRUELTY, WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY and I weigh 239 pounds." I think Orwell would be proud.
Funny... But I guess fat shaming is good if it's about Trump's.
Jep Time it isn’t about fat shaming Trump. It’s about the painfully obvious lie about his obesity.
@@keystonekabes im not protecting him... I hate his guts too. But he never said he was thin, nor fit.
And Libs are always into being fat but beautiful... Guess not always. I just hate the double standard.
Jep Time again it isn’t about his body weight. It’s about his vanity and dishonesty. Had he used a plausible weight like 260 no one bats an eye but a weight just below BMI for obesity is plainly a lie.
@@jeptime657 maybe you don't know the full context of the joke.
He literally hired a fake doctor AND a military one to not only publically tell everyone that he 1) was one of the most healthy and fit presidents ever, but also that 2) they said that he was 239 pounds and 6'3, *conveniently* putting his BMI at 29.9..... just below the 30.0 threshold for him to be officially described as obese, rather than merely overweight.
This has little to do with him being fat, and more so that he will needlessly lie over anything, even the stuff that's obvious to everyone.
Funny how the guy who declared bankruptcy 6 times is suddenly against socialism. We already paid for his failures.
He never declared personal bankruptcy. What failures did you pay for? What failures of his?
@@JaredVii you are aware of how bankruptcy works, right? WE all pay for those. and come on, 5 or six of them? you gonna tell me you have an excuse for each? Those are socialism for business, so yes, I paid for them. So did you.
@@metaburgeon138 Yes, are you aware? No, we don't pay for those. Can you prove you have? I can't prove I have because I didn't.
@@JaredVii your tax payer dollars pay for it, just like they pay for welfare checks
@@potaterjim Jared thinks bankruptcy is paid for by the magic money fairy. I wonder how many welfare recipients would be covered by the carry over costs of one of Dons bankruptcies.
I see Stephen and his writers are well versed in the topics discussed in Nineteen Eighty-Four.
Kudos for that subtle stab!
I love John Batiste. He starts playing jailhouse rock at any specific moment.
*_Trump leaves White House soon_* - the hopes and prayers of so many around the world!
@George Cipollone Worldwide
Still snowing?
Boycott mainstream bunch of brainwashing Fool's
That was practically trolling. May as well say "Today, Trump was in-peached... that is to say, *eating a peach!"*
@@edmondbhenderson6569 Ya they often do lie, like when they say that Bernie Sanders, and ACO are socialists even though thats complete bullshit and easy to see when you actually know what you're talking about and what they want to implement.
Lmao 2020
It must've been SOOOO hard for those republicans to stand up and clap without a spine
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!! lol
It was very easy since it was the best SOTU speech ever
Not as hard as it is for Democrats to accomplish things without brains. Wait, that’s why they don’t!
@@detonaterdavis3948 , Democrats always tends to the needs of the people. Whereas Republicans are for Wall Street, Big Pharma and Big Insurance plus Tax cuts for those who don't need I( Rich and Big Corporations).
@@detonaterdavis3948 Says the "detonater" supporting the "orange idiot" Republicans are complete thickos.
14:43 Jon Batiste playing the opening to Jailhouse Rock. Classic. 😂
"Stay strong, flaming parked car!" This is so good.
“War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength” - George Orwell, 1984
Withien, Sums up what the U.S. is about.
“Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power, pure power. What pure power means you will understand presently. We are different from the oligarchies of the past in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The German Nazis and the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just around the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now you begin to understand me.”
― George Orwell, 1984
How deep and true - Tommy Vasec, Feb 6th, 2019
@@stormyweather9570 He was talking about actual Tolatarism. Not on the Left, but not on the Right, rather both side's. Keep in mind Orwell fought in the Spanish Civil War in the Anarchist side.
StormyWeather how do you know what context I meant when I posted it. Looks like an assumption on your part and a projection of your own meaning and understanding but it’s not what I presented. It also actually comes from the book itself so I was sourcing something like you would a reference. Please look deeper into what you are saying and ask yourself, is what I am saying belong to me or is this other person saying this. I not only studied literature but world religions, occult, esoteric and ancient knowledges. I have studied with living mentors as well as read thousands of books on very diverse subjects just in case I need to justify myself to you. Wishing you well. I’m not interested in slicing and dicing my brain into compartmentalizations politics but more interested how the parts come together to make up the whole of the picture of life, just to let you know. Many blessings on your path.
If I had been a congressman in that room my guest would've been stormy daniels
Hahaha... Score! A direct hit!
Brilliant!!
Colbert you are a genius. Not some puffed up "stable" genius, but a genius none the less. Thank you, sir.
Pelosi's face at the end...priceless.
Drones, bots, walking around wearing people-faces. How they can live with themselves, after everything they've done is quite perplexing, meh. It's worse than that, though - because their behavior and actions are -directly- influencing too many people. :/
Andy Richards SOMETIMES abortion is necessary for the mother's survival. While I'm in favor of it being implemented in cases of rape& incest., I stand against abortion being used simply as a retroactive contraceptive. With the republican cuts to childcare services, planned parenthood, Medicaid, etc., once those kids are born, wish em luck, because they won't get much help without good jobs&great insurance. WE take money from the poor& give it to the rich, that's a fact, admit it. Neither you or I, or our families are in the the position to have to consider abortion...I call that lucky.
Was looking for this, the ENTIRE time she had a left sided smile on order to be able to endure his B.S. Not sure how she kept her composure throughout that charade 😝.
@Andy Richards if your against abortion fine. But then we should be giving out condoms and birth control and quit this abstinence based sex Ed.. because guess what it doesn't work.
A while back in Canada we had a country wide poll on who we thought our top Canadian was. In the end it was Tommy Douglas, the man who got us universal healthcare, which we've had since the 80s.
Same in Australia
Goddamnit you guys how are you in a sane country?!?
I'm stuck in good ole Trumpland...
A man with integrity and compassion and what is right for all should be on our currency
You must be a young'n - it's been more-or-less since the 60s; it was just tweaked in the 80s.
Some of us since the early sixties. But we had a premier who was really into health care.
“Who ever heard of law AND order?”
Truth.
Paid family leave? McConnell whispered, "over my dead, muscle free body..."
He looked extremely grim during the speech.
"The Economy is so hot right now, if it isn't my Economy, perhaps I would be dating it" - Donald Trump - Stephen Colbert
Some even more repulsive quotes (yes, he actually said this shit):
Donald Trump: I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her. So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited. To deal with, you know.
Howard Stern: The nerve of her. Now you can’t go out with 16-year-olds.
Howard Stern: Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds?
Donald Trump: Oh, absolutely.
Howard Stern: Would you do it?
Donald Trump: I’d have no problem.
Howard Stern: Do you have an age limit?
Donald Trump: No, I have no age... I mean, I have age limit. I don’t want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds.
...
Howard Stern: Donald, seriously. You know about sexual predators and things like that.
Donald Trump: Right.
Robin Quivers: You are one.
Howard Stern: I wasn't going to say that, but...
[Donald smiles and nods to laughter]
Donald Trump: I don’t think Ivanka would do that [pose for nude photographs] inside the magazine [Playboy], although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps, I would be dating her... is that terrible?
Joy Behar: Who are you, Woody Allen?
Mr. Trump frequently sought assurances... that the women in his life were beautiful. During the 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant, he sat in the audience as his teenage daughter, Ivanka, helped to host the event from onstage. He turned to Brook Antoinette Mahealani Lee, Miss Universe at the time, and asked for her opinion of his daughter’s body.
"'Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right?'" Ms. Lee recalled him saying. "I was like, 'Really?' That’s just weird. She was 16. That’s creepy."
That had me cracking up! 😂
Yes that's what he said. Good job
@@moxiethegamebunny937 oh wow ! Crazy ! ... this man is sick !
@@jjaice33 Trump? Yeah, he sure is. What you would expect from someone who's been the buddy to two infamous child molesters.
Thank God for Stephen Colbert!
Stephen Colbert: keeping America sane one show at a time.
Courage Karnga You both nailed it! Stephen is the absolute best!! I wonder if he would ever consider running for President, hmm 🤔. Not that I would wish it on him that’s for sure!
The State Of The Investigation Is Strong!
And the state of the many defendants is guilty!
good one
There's the big truth..."You think I won't burn this place down for an investigation?!"
just put Kiefer Sutherland in the designated survivor slot.. we'll be good.
I understood that refference
(".. blah blah.. the only thing that can stop it are foolish wars, politics, or ridiculous partisan investigation.. blah blah")
I have never EVER seen such a guilty person..
Pence is just creepy.
Seems like a rational and fair assessment, based on pre-judging someone. What was the word for that.... prejudice? Ah yep
Scorp308 it’s like the - Children Of The Corn, the sequel.
And just think, that'll be President Pence soon. Hahahaha... haha... I have no joy in life anymore.
Pence looks like a corpse.
He reminds me of a dude who does strange things to small animals in the bushes.
WOW !!! This is Beyond Funny !! Thank You Stephen for making me laugh SOoooooooo HARD !!! LOLOLOLOL
Yes, lets laugh at human trafficking.. Let's laugh at someone saying positive things about our Country....... smh.... I feel like I am loose IQ reading these comments...
Agreed, Stephen Colbert is funny!!!
@@Someone_e_f like you had a high IQ to begin with...
So right on Stephen!
Anyone else impressed by the quality of jokes considering the speed at which they had to come up with them? I know they're good but come on, now they're just showing off.
I think half the jokes could be written a few days before. Trump is very predictable
Every line of the SOTU was basically a joke, so...
He is impressive in making a fool of himself. Nothing new about agent orange
Very impressive. I was in the entertainment biz for 40 yrs. That WAS championship level.
@@lawrenceatkinson5884 yes but the other shows covering this topic comedically didn't reach 50% of what they did here, wild imo
Stephen is comedy gold
“We have the hottest economy in the world” We’ll finally the republicans acknowledge climate change.
This comment should have a million likes. I lol'd
illiac yes it was We’ll, instead of well. So what?
C n my.
I Really Love Your Humour .Iam going through a Divorce in a New country and with my 2 kids not used to the French side yet , when they sleep and i want some sense of Humour , I ONLY LISTEN TO YOUR JOKES TO SLEEP AND EVEN WAKING UP YOUR VOICE AND JOKES MAKE ME FORGET FOR SOMETIME AND LAUGH.
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The smiling and smirking on Pelosi's face, all through Trump's speech, is priceless.
she wasn't smiling or smirking she was in fact just exhibiting more symptoms I E the second childhood phase of senile dementia
@@johnlewis9158 Keep telling yourself that.
@@johnlewis9158 to quote your lord and cult leader.....Fake News !
@@jjaice33 , not Lord, its his daddy.
He has redefined the middle class just as stated. We're now the working poor.
Not true dushbag
@HeyMildred "Median income is up." And the income of the bottom 40% is down from its peak around the year 2000.
I do agree with Trump on one thing the US did redefine the middle class. Ensuring that the middle class is now working pay check to pay check with no unions to protect them, low wages, and people having to decide to save money or pay for health insurance (and pray they don't have to go to the hospital). A country now completely run by the large corporations that use and abuse us. We are so whipped.
And why is the federal government just now going with paid family leave (pfl). It is most commonly only done in blue states.
Most people who live in the US don't know how socialism works, even though the US is socialist to some extent. But who defined socialism in the US? If you do your homework, you will find that it was/is very wealthy people and industrialists who wanted it all. To them, socialism was evil because it cut into their gains. It was as simple as that. So they brainwashed generations of dummies to think of socialism as the end of the world and some sort of eternal slavery and pain. And the ironic thing is that these same people scaring you with socialism are the ones who get billions in government hand-outs every year, even though they're profitable by themselves. If they don't believe in government handing out money, perhaps they should stop taking it themselves. Or maybe their BS about evil socialism is just a ruse to redirect government money into their pockets.
What's another disturbing thing is how the Repubs have gone out of their way to make a college education less attainable for children of working class families.
These evil Repubs vilify everything about college including college professors.
They support clowns like Rush Limbaugh who say; "you don't need a college education, just listen to me ".
But they don't let on that every single wealthy Repub in business or government ALL send their own children to college.
The last thing they want is working class students competing and winning against their little darlings.
An uneducated population is far easier to control than an educated population.
Felicia Gardner agreed. He ‘redefined’ us as the highest level of the working poor.
Until 2015 America did have the wealthiest middle class, however Canada now holds the title. Therefore is Trump taking credit for work he had nothing to do with? I mean he made it sound like he was responsible for that. Which I suppose that is what politicians do.
oh my god the curb your enthusiasm theme killed me. that was so unexpected and perfect
I agree, it was the one genuinely funny moment in this 12 minute hate session.
"Do you think I woln't burn this sucker down to stay out of jail?" think about it
Fallen7Pie - Indeed! That was an immensely powerful line. Evoked a visceral reaction. Colbert really knows how to nail it when he wants to.
*Clears throat*
We're screwed
Oh, I do hope things are not quite so dark yet.
😁😁
This made me choke on my coffee.
How so?
oh, Stephen....you hit it out of the ball park, for sure, on this one!!!
today is 9/9/2020- "I will burn this sucker to the ground".At 7:58 of this monologue Steven predicted the future.
Rip him a new one Stephen 😎🇺🇸🇺🇸
People who are liars and are untrustworthy need to be investigated.
Eeeeeeek! I just got shivers because I realized that 6:20-6:26 Trumplethinskin sounds *exactly* like Lord Voldemort 😮
When your mail order bride is more popular then yourself, very nice.
me too, bernie. me too.
And the parts of the Teleprompter that he wasn't suppose to read out loud were highlighted by a salad.
LMAO!!!
Bazinga!!!
Timothy McCaskey 🤣🤣🤣
Teehee 😂
I'm from Nigeria and I don't miss Stephen Colbert late show, its always the highlight of my day
"Our country was founded on liberty and independence, and not government coercion, domination and control."
I know I should be used to it by now, but this kind of bullshit makes me want to throw my laptop across the room whenever I hear it (and all U.S. politicians do it, not just Republicans). Most people in this country couldn't vote or own property when it was founded, and a lot of them were slaves. To say nothing of much of the land being acquired by genocidal theft from the residents who were already there. That sounds a lot like "coercion, domination and control" to me.
Old news, yeah, but still needs to be pointed out every time.
Trumpy was conditioned by those old Westerns on TV. He sells the myths because he believes them himself. He is literally everyone's senile grandpa as president.
Not to mention the numerous regime changes and sanctions in other countries over the years.
There was no theft during the colonial eras, because there were no proper borders or governments established, so tribes were either enslaved or integrated.
Also America is the most free country in the world, so that statement was fair.
@@CaesarsLegion1 not sure Denmark, Sweden, Norway and Switzerland and others would agree.
@@rpierwit They would, name me one reason as to how they are more free than your average american
Jon Batiste’s thoughtful licks are the gift that keeps on giving
As an educated adult, it amuses me so much when Americans demonise (democratic) socialism. They obviously don't understand what it actually is.
Clearly it sounds like we should get rid of access to schools, ambulance, police, fire and social security services. Thanks to what the Fat Dotard thinks of Socialism.
@ American Mom you do them a great disservice after all they think that when someone calls them a moron they are talking about the colour of their clothing.
They do that intentionally.
It's not ignorance, politicians know what they are peddling. In most cases, it's their supporters who don't know because they don't do independent research.
What would we do without our Public Services ( Socialism).
Trump and Rich cabinet members want to Privatize everything making more money for them and Rich and causing more Poverty in our Nation.
It can amuse you, but it makes me sad, because it's the product of decades and decades of under funding public education and pushing propaganda that only works if you're under educated to make people want to screw themselves over for "FREEDOMZ!" It speaks to a much larger and far more insidious problem in the US that boils down to stupid people are easiest to control and steal from.
SPOT ON. ALL OF IT X Thank you Stephen. Where's the media with REAL analysis like this when you need it?
Slandering and lying like Colbert.
She did not stick out her tongue once....she was chewing on it....but she didn't stick it out....
Priceless !
LoL
The flaming car is a better representation of or country than that speech
Booker/Flaming Car 2020
How much anus is too much .
Yes hopefully we can get rid of democrats
Hopefully that car doesn't have gasoline or we would have our "designated survivor".
@@yourmajesty631 please hold your breath.
Pelosi is trying not to laugh. Hilarious!
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@Giant Robot She looks a thousand times better than the orange sack of shit, Trump.
Edit: Giant Robot, deleted his comment, where he called Pelosi “an old hag.”
She had a really impressive poker face during his speech lol
Yeah, I wud have loved to hear her thoughts. I bet she was lol later though. Lol😅
@Giant Robot Trumpet rules hamberders maybe, but that's it.
"If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation” is pure nonsense. But I think what he tried to say was don't question whatever he choose to do. He's trying to make the investigations seem like it's a bad thing. No thanks!
K-popalicious lol who came up with that rhyme? Was a it a 5 year old, haha trump never stops making me laugh!
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@@Thegaoat Stephen Miller-he knows his client!
Hearing John's reactions is always good.
I didn't watch the SOTU. This is better! Lol
Agreed. The real thing would be just too depressing
Agree!
Much!
Isn't it illegal to lie to Congress???
Lock him up!!!
Not on the floor of Congress, unfortunately.
Duane Appo Yes, it is illegal to lie to Congress!!! 😣😡He continued the stupid wars, ffs! 😣😡
Only when during testify.
We may find ourselves
Fleeing in shotgun shock
And we may find ourselves
Caravanning to another
Part of the world
And we may find our country
Being steered by lunatical
Madmen at the wheel
And we may find ourselves
Without our beautiful houses
Without our beautiful life
And we may ask ourselves
Hell..can it get any worse?
Letting our freedoms go bye
Let the corporations hold us down
Letting our freedoms go bye
Cash makes the world go round
Off to the banks again
Steal your money till it's gone
Pounce on this lifetime
Cash makes the world go round
And we may ask ourselves
Why does it need to be this way
And we may ask ourselves
Do we need spying oversight
We may tell ourselves
It doesn't matter if
I cast my individual vote
And we may tell ourselves
Don't blame me
For losing our beautiful life
Letting our freedoms go bye
Let the corporations hold us down
Letting our freedoms go bye
Cash makes the world go round
Off to the banks again
Steal your money till it's gone
Pounce on this lifetime
Cash makes the world go round
Laws aren't equal for everyone
Laws aren't equal for everyone
Laws aren't equal for everyone
Laws aren't equal for everyone
Laws aren't equal for everyone
Laws aren't equal for everyone
Laws aren't equal for everyone
Laws aren't equal for everyone
Our liberty dissolving
And liberty being removed
Yet there it is inside us
In the core of our hearts
One nation under liberty
Carry forth that liberty
In the cores of our hearts
Share that liberty
In the cores of our hearts
Letting our freedoms go bye
Let corporations hold us down
Letting our freedoms go bye
Cash makes the world go round
Off to the banks again
Steal your money till it's gone
Pounce on this lifetime
Cash makes the world go round
It's the banks again
Into the new Bitcoin
Instead of coins and bills
Cash makes the world go round
Letting our freedoms go bye
Into the new Bitcoin
Pounce on this lifetime
Cash makes the world go round
And we may ask ourselves
Do we need a beautiful house
And we ask ask ourselves
Do we need more concrete highways
And we may tell ourselves
If it's all right then there's nothing left
And we may say to ourselves
Oh my county
Where have you gone
Trump isn't helping us
Trump isn't after us
Trump isn't holding up
Trump is a pony ride
Letting our freedoms go bye
Letting our freedoms go bye
Letting our freedoms go bye
Pounce in this lifetime
Letting our freedoms go bye
Letting our freedoms go bye
Letting our freedoms go bye
Pounce on this lifetime
Jef Schobert Beautiful poem!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC.
Ty Steve.
When shall we two meet, my Kim?
In thunder, lightning or in rain?
When the hurly-burly‘s done
When the indictments have begun
I love it when people boo at the thought of so-called socialistic ideas, when men, women and children go hungry in our country. Where people lose everything they have built over medical bills. Where education costs bankrupt young people, or worse, inhibit their ability to even start their lives. Where the vast majority of Americans live week to week, one check away from disaster. Where corporations control the very representative government supposedly for and by the people..... socialism isn’t a bad word. Ideas that benefit ALL the people aren’t bad ideas. Americans lag behind the rest of the industrialized world in education, healthcare, innovation and overall progress, because of this brainwashed idea that banding together is a bad thing.....
Of course the powers that be are against banding together. They have successfully turned our nation into a battleground of division, hatred and fear
Listened to bernie's speech too, did you?
I do not believe in the Individualism that the Right so speaks off, as they can change the meaning of Socialism to the point that it has no more meaning. The Individualism that these people so speak is that of inherent, as they have the Right to be represented more as an Individual than that of the Common man. -Hector Vega, 2019
Its funny that they are also the same ones who claim that "socialism" will take over control of the government and take away power.
When that's literally the exact thing that happens now with capitalism, with giant corporations and billionaires that just lobby in our government and completely cut out the 100 million voters in our country.
The hypocrisy of it all
@@jamesburgess2k Capitalism sucks; ruined our country into poverty for most.
As we all fight each other for the crumbs under our corporate masters’ table...💀
The investigation is scaring him to death. Anyone wonder why?
Not really !!😂😂
Powell Languages It’s not scaring him. He knows it’s bullshit as I’m sure you do too.
Because hes guilty
He's been doing shady stuff for years hes going to get caught on money laundering for the Russians.
@@renaissanceman21c you just watch. First they'll come for his children. when he's got nothing left they'll come for him and he'll tell them everything!
8:33 is by far my favorite!!!
"Wait, what??!!!"
We represent the lollipop kids the lollipop kids ! That’s adorable ! I love watching faces and Nancy in the background ! That’s hysterical !
"Our economy is so hot, if it wasn't my economy, I might be dating it"
And that's when I lost it.
Me too!!...I'm still laughing!!!!...Colbert is HOT this year!!!!!!!
I expected a global warming denial joke but that was good too. Lol
That was actually said? Wowsers
My bad, as you see I did not watch the SOTU. Colbert is on fire this year and so is Seth Meyers
I think Stephen tried to contain his rage the past couple of years, at least a little bit. But i think the shutdown and zero remorse from Trump about all the shit that he does, instead of just doing Stephen's head in have really pissed him off in 2019 and so he's back to his The Colbert Report edgiest coverage. And of course the writers are the same way. Which i fully approve of.
How cruel is it to talk about how cruel illegal immigration is and then hire them behind our backs.
Trump’s golf resorts were a sanctuary workplace until those pesky reporters ratted him out.
@@dafttool
damn that fake news crew
Jon’s reactions are priceless.
Person #1 - Hey did you hear Stephen Colbert's Monologue last night on TRIMP's State of the Union?
Person #2 - "LOVE IT"
Trump's trial will be _huge..._ perhaps even the _biggest ever._
YUGE! 🤞
That, I can tell you! Believe me!
I have trials, I have the best trials.
ElmerFuddGun Very bigly👐
Those numbers will break every trial that has been televised
“Unless my bone spurs act up”. Line of the year.
This will be Trump's second visit to Vietnam.
He's trying to out Obama, Obama.
Sorry Donnie, you're not fooling anybody.
🤣🤣🤣
I love you Stephen, you are an awemazing talent.
Just brilliant Mr. Colbert
Watching those sycophants rise from their seats applauding was really hard for me. I kept screaming at the television to the Congress: Boo them! Boo them! .....I’m proud of those members who refused to stand for any of Individual One’s lies!
Indict, Impeach and and Imprison!
Those damn coyotes! Especially Wile E. Coyote! We will get him...eventually. Especially after we get that wall (painted with a tunnel)
The bone spurs, lmao.
"We are alarmed........... blah blah blah" um wtf? Is he using the royal "We" or what????
Pence creep factor is overwhelming. 😨
alrighty then - don’t forget if trump goes down pence moves up. I say don’t bother with impeachment, just vote him out
Lol!!😂😂
alrighty then I thought it was just me. He s very unsettling. Lol😬
Pence has to go first so he can't move up & can't pardon all the Republican criminals including Trump. Trump smugly believes he will never go to jail because he can get Pence's pardon.
Did Closet Pence's mother/wife have to be in the room because he was sitting so close to another woman?
"If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation." - Trump's SOTU, 2019
"I believe the time has come to bring that investigation and the other investigations of this matter to an end. One year of Watergate is enough." - Nixon's SOTU, 1974
Just saying....
Yup. Quite similar.
History repeating itself as usual. We need better schools.
Trump is such a slippery slimy thug. They need the time to have a solid case he can’t slip out of
@American Mom ~ You got that right! What angers me is that Trump's base and everyone associated with him want all investigations of their hero to end now. Not one of them even cares if he's guilty of conspiring with Putin (or worse).
I doubt we'll ever know everything, but I firmly believe Trump has done *much* worse than just conspiring with Putin to fix the election (which I'm absolutely certain he did).
I'm fairly disabled from several serious motorcycle wrecks (none my fault), but I swear to you, the day Trump leaves the White House for good I will dance in the streets, and I bet I'll have plenty of company.
Just talking about Trump leaving has me all hyped up. I seriously hate that lying bastard. And don't anyone ask me why. If you don't know, you're part of the problem.
When I heard him say that the first thing I thought was that Kelly "Collusion-Illusion" Conway wrote the speech
Why hasn't anyone talked about Nancy's reaction the *whole* time?!
Because they are all sheep who don't want to point out Nancy is a senile old woman.
@@Ginerization Nancy with a hangover would have a clearer and sharper mind than Trump at his brightest!
Rolling on the floor with that law n order line.
Mike Pence is nervously blinking because this is way too informal a venue to be seated that close to a woman.
*There once was a VP named Pence*
*Whose passion for God was intense*
*He called his wife "Mother"*
*Had eyes for no other*
*And lacked but one thing: common sense*
Todd Taliaferro That was beautiful ❤️
[STANDING OVATION]
@@toddtaliaferro7876 ...... Marry me.
Mike Pence is a Paycheck sucker. Just like others people working for Trump. They will act like crazy ghost as long as they get paid. Only smart people realise this true fact.
"This speech was like watching paint lie" - Orange paint?
And or watching paint (orange) dry.
hahaha! orange man bad!
I love how Americans constantly have to tell themselves they're the greatest. If you have to tell yourself you're basically kidding yourself.
👏👏👏👏
Exactly!
On one hand, the Russians are trolling here with total slams of America, and on the other, you are telling 400 million people what they think. Pooh on both of you - and watch what my neighbors CAN be.
Love the resentment and jealously people rush to display of themselves when the opportunity arises. If they aren't the preminent superpower, or are not the country wielding the most influence, then who is? The steeper America tumbles towards disfunction, the more the globe slides with them. A revolution would have huge ramifications around the world. You sound very foolish, get a clue. This isn't a joke
So when britain started calling themselves great britain, does that mean they were not great?
That one audience members laugh at 8:33, whoever you are, I love your laugh!
'Redefined the working class' as the working poor, anyhow.
Ichijo Festival Sarah Huckabee Sanders calls it "creative time" in other words, it's the time trump spends getting creative with the truth, spinning his lies.
I run a shop that makes about 100-150 k a year.
Gotta pay rent which is about 20 grand a year. Gotta pay property tax and utilities for the house. Cars are paid off and so is the house but there are still expenses. Gotta pay employees as well. Also need supplies. Also gotta spend about 60-70 hours a week making sure things run well. I'm also not the only one who runs it. My brother is in on it with me too. So taking all of that into account and I'm kind of spent... And I would consider myself doing way better than most americans.
I guess I'm considered middle class barely?
Most folks by large are lucky to make around 20-30 k a year. Pretty sure the middle class is fucked these days and it's just rich vs poor basically...
@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 And on top of all that, try to pay for a couple of your kids to attend a good college.
The wealthy Repubs ALL send their little darlings to the best schools. But they ain't doing shit to help you send your kids to college.
They really don't want working class people to succeed.
They don't want your kids to compete with their little darlings.
Your kids might just kick their asses.
Good luck to you and do EVERYTHING you can to send your kids to college.
The speech wasn't that bad... If what Trump said wasn't the exact opposite of what he's really doing.
Has he effectively repudiated everything yet in one of his Twitter rage storms?
Pretty much threatened to sabotage the entire economy if the investigations continue. Other than that......
Awesome!👍😁
I hate the way Trump seems to talk through clenched teeth, and in that condescending tone of voice. Major yuck!
I've been tweeting to Trump to STOP speaking from teleprompter's for months now.