Trump Lost Over $1 Billion in 10 Years: A Closer Look
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Trump Lost Over $1 Billion in 10 Years: A Closer Look- Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Even if losing $1.17B is a smart business strategy(it's not), I fail to see how this strategy would benefit the American people.
Trump's been conning America out of money for 40 years, why would he stop now?
Donald Trump is the reason that the bankruptcy laws were changed into what they are now
Who's been covering his book?
i mean it proves this if he lost that much of his , and his Investors money in 10 years how much debt will he cause for the United states.... or wait we did loose money during the Government shutdown... was the number along 3 or 5 billion lost with no chance of recovery.... oh and then there's his "successful" (bullsh!t and actually a disaster) ... look how that turned out... yet those idiots still cling to every word, wish they would actually talk to someone in the military they will say that their "10%" pay increase is a lie it is actually more along the lines of 2 to 2.5% and every president has increased military pay each year of their term
That's why I lost complete trust in the most part, with the Republican party. When they had the chance to show they're patriotism they failed and chose Party over country or people. That's sad.
You're absolutely right. Tax revenue is used for all sorts of things that benefit the American people. Trump is now admitting (still lying, but an admission by his own word) that he treated paying taxes like a sport. Yet somehow these "red blooded American patriots" that support him think this is all just find and dandy.
Those same people are probably wondering why their kid's public school is doing so badly, or why their welfare benefits are less than previous years, or why the bridge in their town is on the brink of collapse.
He is the best ever at business. No-one has ever lost more money than him
michael lombardi not only that but three of those years he lost more than twice as much as any other American LMAO
Yep, nobody can keep up with him in messing up mad money on a daily basis.
subtle username it was 2%.
I believe u @michael lombardi. Not only him, now America as he leads toward the universe dark holes.
I thought Trump would be happy for everyone to read the Muller report.
Wasn’t it a total exoneration?
This is not about Republicans vs. Democrats this is about "The Rule of Law" period!!! We would be finished if we could see the darn thing but notice how hard he's working to keep it a secret!
Nothing says "innocent" like fighting to keep evidence buried.
@@TheRealCommonSensei found nothing? Lol you should write for late night
Common Sensei . found nothing? let's see...
it found there were 251 contacts between trump's team and russian-linked operatives, and at least 37 meetings.
it led to more than 100 charges, 30 indictments and several prison sentences from trump's inner circle.
trump 2020, prison.
@@trappedintime8273 LOL HES A TRUMP TARD its a blockwall to facts and evidence they have tied there egos there religions and there personalitys to him if they fold up and admit reality they lose all of it.
@@trappedintime8273 If you know - tell us !!! *So let's take a "Closer Look" at what they found!* Do not bring up statements in the Mueller report that refer to footnotes which includes hearsay or what somebody thought or concluded based on what somebody did or said. I am sure you will fail.
@@gordlawson11 *Yeah sure the Trump team colluded without anyone in the team were aware of it?*
The charges and the prison sentences were due to other reasons than collusion.
An innocent man wouldn't block people from the things that would prove he's innocent.
I just dont get how people are not understanding that, this guy is doing everything possible to block every avenue of the dems on getting any info on him, and especially releasing the report. He opens his yap saying he's innocent but hires henchmen in place to do his will. All these people should be in jail especially Kernal Sanders. And dont get me started with McConnell... i would like to see him get sent to space by the Russians and blown out an airlock just to see his face explode.
....but trump is a clown who believes in tricks ( seriously Parlez64 ?) and magic.
Jeremy Thompson: EXACTLY!
But his idiotic supporters just don't seem to understand that!
God save American if he's reelected. He must be VOTED OUT!!!
Exactly why he waived client attorney priv and allowed mueller to question everyone. There was no collusion.
aoe0711
Mueller was not allowed to question Chump himself.
Every innocent person hides all of the evidence that proves they're innocence.
God, I hate Jim Jordan...dude is such a worm. Every time you see him at a hearing, he's parroting some Trump tweet, trying to make a show. History will remember how much he backed this president.
Lex Blazer boy do I have an snl bit for you
So this is the very stable genius that wrote "The Art of the Deal"?
Co-wrote
If Trump actually wrote a book (instead of some ghost writer doing it for him,) it would be a long stream of tweet-like ramblings. Correcting the punctuation/spelling/grammatical errors would require months of work of multiple editors, each being able to work on it only few days before going insane.
Trump never wrote a book. He can't even write a complete sentence.
zack19192,...did not write, or even read it.
@Sarcastro sarcastro_ i stand corrected
How is it that the man who "wrote" The Art of The Deal has filed for business bankruptcy SIX times?!
"That makes me smart."- Donald Trump
It's how to cheat people, that's the "Art".
That conTrump didnt write that book, was somebody else. He can even read.
@@MultiMolly21 Agreed.
He didn't write it. The ghost writer he hired him said wmhe was an idiot and that he had to research and write the book by himself. Also, the producers and people that made the apprentice used him as a joke. The idea was failed 90s businessman instructs people on how to be successful. They didn't know the American people would be stupid enough to think reality TV was real.
"The relationship of the two, as you know, very close as you've heard or know or perhaps you don't know."
I'm happy to see not much has changed since the 80s when it comes to Trumps speaking abilities.
ROFL What sort of narcissist calls up bragging about himself lol
Ed Monix ah malignant one
People don't comprehend $1 billion over 10 years.
That comes out to him losing close to $2 Million dollars a Week! And every week thereafter for 10 solid years. David Miller
I saw somewhere that it divided out to loosing $11,000+ an hour, but I guess the advantage of being a sociopath with a rich daddy is that those sort of loses don't register. I think if most normal people lost $11,000 A YEAR on a failing business, they'd spend all their free time literally shitting their pants.
or one Lamborghini per day
Exactamundo!! copy paste that stat to any trumpy I encounter! - FK im gonna put that on a billboard on I-87 2M a week :):):) ..."people don't comprehend " is the sad truth of how he was elected..I have lost friends and jobs because they just do not understand this country or any international issues , it a box of ignorance they live in, have to get them out , they are victims in a way in another they are the ones who dont care or just want to see the demise of anything govt.
Trump didn’t age, he curdled
Thanks for causing my lactose intolerance! I used to enjoy dairy products... such as fresh cheese curds. But, your comment has "Trump'd" my love of dairy products!!
Trump didn't age, he spoiled.
He’s a moldy baby carrot
I almost want to see his twitter reaction.
Lol!!!
Huge credit to the reporter for not immediately cracking up as soon as Trump said 'John Barron'. I mean, I'm sure he had a grin as wide as the Cheshire Cat's, but that's true journalistic grit not to be ROFLing so we could hear more. Chapeau, sir!
It's amazing how many completely _insane_ things this nutcase has done throughout his tawdry, embarrassing, squalid life.
Did you know he also rang up this same reporter and told him that 'Madonna tried to date mr Trump but he's just too busy'? He is one of the weirdest, most embarrassing, ridiculous people I've ever heard of. Every day he does things that would make normal people with a smidgen of shame hide away for weeks or even years, or just retired from the public eye altogether.
@L 1 Thanks but I'm not stressed. I'm not American, it's not my country he's embarrassing.
To be honest I think he's completely hilarious. I've never seen a more ridiculous human being outside of a Sacha Baron Cohen sketch.
Yeah, dump just had to stupidly rush to add the last name and try to sound like James Bond while doing it too. Whatta clown!
No tax returns. No college transcripts. What is he hiding?
..everything, perhaps even John Gotti..?!?
Has Hoffa in the cement of his NY hotel sub-basement too.
He's ignorant and broke? and resorting to fraud to survive? the transcripts were faked, as were his tax returns? its all a house of cards that will collapse faster then the housing market did way back when (amazing how he didn't go broke, the king of real estate" when so many ppl lost their homes and had to default on their mortgages) I know, I know, how could I be so clever as to have figured this out? I astonish myself really. But when I start feeling too special I make fart jokes to keep myself grounded. Cheers!"
Don't you know? According to FauxNews, losing a billion dollars is pure genius.
"I'm *like* a really smart person."- Donald Trump
@@TheBraunMachine2011
Like ≠ Is
Every single billionaire has lost money on their path to success. He is now worth billions more
“I don’t like payin’ taxes neither.” /s
Roman_Valdax - If that was true he’d GLADLY show the entire world his taxes.
"You just know he has a pair of twos and that extra card with the rules on it."
I've been laughing at this line for far too long.
How the hell did he get the card with the rules😁 i needed that laugh
but he won't read or follow the rules. Ah now I get it. That's why the loser is a loser hahaha
Well, having the rules and being able to read them are two different things.
It's sad because it could totally be true . . .😂
He lost money running a CASINO!! I guess the person who coined the phrase "the house always wins" has never met Trump. Wow! Losing money running a CASINO. He must be a genius!
Yes he is... "A very stable genius". ;-)
It can be both true and false!
Think about it: he's loosing money on the surface, admitting way less income than he actually has to avoid taxation (for which, he's got a tendency). It's a simple money laundering scheme.
He's not hiding his incomes to cover the fact, that he's not that rich, but to hide the fact that he's RICHER EVEN RICHER THAN HE LOOKS! (and I wrote that in caps, so it must be true).
Jokes aside, that's my theory! The truth will probably never be fully revealed to the public.
well, opening a casino is the same as any other business.. if you get no customers, you are bound to lose money...
Lmao great point
WOW!! I GUESS WE CAN ASK YOU FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO BECOME A BILLIONAIRE!! GO AHEAD COMRADE I REALLY WANT TO KNOW. IF I MAKE SOME MONEY WITH YOUR ADVICE I WILL OWE IT ALL TO YOU.
Re Jim Jordan: If you remain silent, people may suspect that you are a fool. If you speak, people will be sure of it.
Gee, it helps to have the material to formulate questions Jim. Nothing but an enabler and traitor.
Jordan is a clown. But I was not a fan of how nadler didn't call out Jordan's bullshit about spending 35 million dollars and a "bunch of democrat lawyers." Those are both misleading bordering on lies.
Outlaw Soul They are lies, period.
People actually don’t know who said it first
(SHARING) Google: NRA contributions TRUMP RUSSIA GOP
MONEY TRAIL The NRA and its affiliates spent over $31,000,000 million in ads to boost Trump
during the 2016 election. Republicans got the biggest boost from NRA cash.
(Florida school shooting survivor tells Trump: "SHAME ON YOU FOR TAKING NRA MONEY.")
You can check Jordan's, Lindsey Graham and other GOPs' names and how much each got from NRA. NRA owns the GOP and Trump. ..so, no gun control.
Trump: "I'd love to show you my taxes, but not while I'm being audited."
Translation: I'm terrible with money, and I don't want anyone to find out.
Me: "Way too late for that."
Everyone : "Trump is so dumb and bad with money. We smart, we not republicans."
Trump: "Only stupid people pay taxes."
Has nobody ever heard about taxes here? If you "lose" money you don't pay them. That's what Trump has been doing all his life, finding ways to hide his profits and cheat the system. He has already admitted it in multiple occasions. You may call him a crook, but you're being very naive, if you actually think he's been losing money.
@@powderedtoastfacekillah734 There are loopholes in the system, so whatever he has done isn't necessarily illegal. But his father net worth was estimated to be less than 300 million dollars and after decades of "losing" billions of dollars, Trump's net worth tops the 3 billions dollars.
Oh boy! The late night people will never get enough of this!
Antonio yup it is a common practice to drain ones Company out of money and then pretend that you are bankrupt and cant pay employees/dept
More like, he doesn’t want the world to see that he pays no taxes. Or very little. And, probably doesn’t have as much money as he claims.
It so so so bizarre that he named himself a fictional name... John Barron and then convinced a real woman to name a real child that they had together Barron!!!
I feel so bad for Barron. Imagine being Autistic and living with that man. My son is extremely sensitive due to his ASD, I would not be surprised if Trump's spends everyday in tears.
@Paula KellerRemember tha Republicans only have 25ish% of the vote and Dems the other 25% so how could half of all Americans' voted for Don the Con?
@@IMSiegfried Most "independents" always go one way or the other. They just "don't like labels."
Is she real? Me thinks not there's 100s of thousands in surgery on that woman. Fake everything like the whole Family.
He should have named him Blanket....or Bingo...
"Look how young he was" ... and he was *already* doing the combover conceal.
...and then Trump names his son 'Barron'. He is, legit, all kinds of strange.
Thought the same thing. Even down to the double "r".
I guess with few billions net worth you can afford being strange and won't care what random broke people on CZcams have to say about it 😉
Also you can easily say hes a missfit just like you: "a person whose behaviour or attitude sets them apart from others in an uncomfortably conspicuous way."
go shave your head
Poor child...I would change my name as soon as I was able if I were Barron.🙄
OMG! How dare you go after his kid! I’m so offended that you would bring his kid into this. LOL
Well, Trump did break all records!! --- for losing money.
*Price is Right tuba soundclip
And he sounded just the same dumb Trump back then.
Hard to know if he really is going senile now.
Lol, I can hear it.
Trump treats money like he does McDonald’s wrappers. Only he could burn through money faster than the Concorde burned fuel.
In the history of the United States. The only true thing about him LOL
Frank Smith thank you sir, I just spit coke all over myself from laughing 😆
Lol, let me guess Trump fans, this is also fake news, right? You know, denial is a serious problem.
No they will say something like "well you gotta spend money to make money" or something dumb to try to justify... or they'll say they dont care it's old news
Some of them believe he was smart to lose money and avoid paying taxes!
Especially with them. Most of them live in this really bizarre alternate reality. Have you ever talked to one?
@@stormwatcher59 SMH "...but crooked Hillary... what about her emails?"
@@stormwatcher59 "you just dont get it because you aren't smart enough!" -- Randy Marsh
"My financials are great. You know they're great."
How would we? You've been actively trying to hide them from us.
I love how all the Trump supporters keep coming up wrong....I don't know how many of them told me Trump was smarter than everyone because he made millions......hahahahahahahahahahahaha......the joke is on them....he's a great big loser .....a lying loser at that..... guess all the "fake news" was accurate after all.....
Didn’t realize his finances were your business. Does that mean yours are my business too?
@@hairedesigned3833 Well, if you elect me to one of the highest offices in the U.S. government as an elected public official employed by the American people, yes. More so if I was in charge of any businesses that may or may not present conflict of interest while I held a position that would allow me to benefit said businesses. Otherwise take that weak sauce attempt at deflection out of here. And further counterpoint, someone's place of birth is none of Trump's business (Obama), and according to your current logic, Romney's tax returns weren't either (Trump demanded them while campaigning and Romney did release them, along with every president in recent memory.)
@@hairedesigned3833 LOL don't melt little Trumpflake....his crooked dealing are our business because he is our president....our servant....not the other way around.
@@hairedesigned3833 you didn't realize.....that should be the motto of the Trump fan club....lol
A Closer Look segment was great! Thank You Seth Meyers!
Wouldn't Mueller have his own unredacted copy of his report? If I worked that hard and long on something so important, I'd definitely keep a master copy.
@Sandra Buechner - Special Counsel Mueller probably would not have a copy of the report since it contains grand jury information and national security classified material that must be securely maintained under federal regulations. Special Counsel Mueller and his team did not write the report as private citizens; they investigated and wrote the report a s public servants.
I'm sure there's an unregistered copy out there somewhere!!
democrats aren't to sharp...
I'm sure that he has a backup, as do the members of his team.
Yeah but technically the report is the "property" of the Justice Department. Even if Mueller has a copy, it doesn't belong to him and he cannot use it as if it were his own.
Could you imagine if the IRS took Mara Lago from him for taxes due?
And I can see $$RICO dollars paying US back for all those Mara Logo trips for him and the secret service.
I hope Trump gets what he deserves. May he rot in hell for all the evil he has done. He already broke all the 10 commandments. What a loser con man.
doesn't matter . thanks to their lack of green policy , it will be under water by 2022 .
Would be interesting
@@Valor2538 unfortunately he has successfully conned half of Americans
If Donald Trump wrote a book called "The Art of Convincing The Public That You Are A Big Shot" that would be a great seller and it would be a legit.
And he still calls Warren Fauxcahontas. DEMs need to start calling him John Barron.
Did Trump really think he wouldn’t be recognised? His voice, inflections and use of words betray him. Sad!
You forget how incredibly stupid Trump is.
Yeah, that guy is crazy.
Huge credit to the reporter for not immediately cracking up as soon as Trump said 'John Barron'. I mean, I'm sure he had a grin as wide as the Cheshire Cat's, but that's true journalistic grit not to be ROFLing so we could hear more. Chapeau, sir!
Seth is so adorable, “you caught me off guard there; that was good!”
I love how he made up the name of Dr. Barron.......and then years later.....names his own son Barron.....poor guy lol
he lost 2 billion if you take just 1 year extra.
2 billion dollars over 11 years.
Nadler needs to send the Sergeant at Arms to arrest Barr as he's leaving his home to go to work!
And in this scenario --if Barr resists, they are forced to taser him? 😊
AL CAPPS lol you’re very clueless then because that’s not the case at all. Stop spreading misinformation
@AL CAPPS IRA Trolls for Trump
Dump is nothing more than a laundromat for filthy foreign money.
Dump Dump the talking turd.
@@sirensongue7129
They should taser him anyway just in case!!
@@hodaka1000 Right! Just to be sure.
Jim Jordan is a disgrace. I’m ashamed he is the Congressman for my district.
Sorry. Please primary him!
Rectify that!
To me, Jim Jordan is as transparent as Trump. He's a con man - an actor.
He just puts on a show... he's only in it for the money. That guy is 100% on the take.
Vote his ass out next time around
Ohio is extremely gerrymandered, but the supreme Court ruled it unconstitutional recently. We are def about to get redistricted!
OMG that ENDING!!!
Precious.
One of their best Closer Look segments 👍🏼
A billionaire who peddles steaks at the Sharper Image, nah I never believed it.
It’s kind of sad that he made up John Barron, then called his own kid Barron.
I thought the same!
Kind of sad?..driving by a dead deer is sad...seeing a convertible left out in the rain is sad...
Finding out we elected a brat who brags that he is the best cheats & lies .. everything is kind of pathalogical narrsist
Not kind of sad. That is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.
Pano 360 Not to speak of the fact that he did so in pretending his own father would love and respect him. What else does that say about his father-son issues. Honestly, i do not envy Barron Trump for having to deal with a sicko like this as a father.
He is a Robber Barron. That's all he knows. But, he's really bad at it.
It's pretty weird that he named his son Barron.
I suspect it's not weird, but just another glimpse into his psychological problems.
Malania named him. So theres another stupid leftist guess that's wrong.
@@getchasome6230 sure
Steve Pseudonym no surprise, there is only limited names he knows, like Tim Apple
@@getchasome6230 Melania probably named Ivanka. But don jr, Tiffany, Eric and Barron are so names so American, only trump could’ve named them. And two out of three of his sons are just his names. It would honestly not surprise me if it came out he had another identity named Eric
It's like this dude is allowed to do anything and everything without repercussion🤦🏽♀️ and I thought Bush was bad 😳🤷🏽♀️ I guess we hit the jackpot this time 🤦🏽♀️
Bleek Chain over the long haul trump will ruin more lives and destroy more of our country a that’s far worse
God that was funny. Thank you Seth for these installments.
We are dealing with a 😡 mad man..
No were just dealing with a bunch of people who watch comedy late night as their source of information. More important to be witty and out spoken than right.
geee Whizz history will judge us. The truth will come out eventually bro
"republicans must have the weirdest book clubs" lmfao
Republicans don’t read, they watch Faux Snooze.
Just pictures
show us those tax returns buddy.
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Those last few seconds of the segment are so worth the wait. :)
Also he has been involved in over three thousand civil law suits. That's a lotta deals that somehow fell apart.
I wonder if conTrump regrets running for president??
@@johnO21 honestly, I think he does regret it. I can't imagine that the last 3 yrs as being very fun for him. But he's in too deep now.
@@menthy I've always said that he never wanted it. He's always been work shy, he gets others to do the work and then he takes the credit. He only went into it to get attention on himself and get money in his pocket for then and the future. Now he's stuck with it so he's doing the same with the US, only on a bigger scale.
Look at his campaign and all the times he claimed Clinton would fix the election. He had a way out without losing face as he could blame her. Unfortunately for him, the election was fixed in his favour. We all saw the footage of him after he 'won'. He didn't look like a man who just won.
John O There’s a quote out there where he said something along the lines of, “Being the President is a lot harder than I thought. I thought it would be a lot easier than running my businesses, but man, it’s tough.” Lol. What an idiot.
Here faster than the President can bankrupt a Casino.
Now that's fast.
DAMN! You are good!! :D
How could anyone bankrupt a casino? I mean really!!? It's a fuckin casino
Not "a casino" it was "three casinos" (and also an airline company...)
@@rascallyrabbit717 "the house always wins."
Trump: "challange accepted!"
the joke is on you!
after his term he will have lost trillions in only 4 years,. all taxpayers money!
So has every president since Reagan...
Ironically nobody doubled the national debt until oblamer came along
And Trump, with a healthy economy, low unemployment, and no 700-billion state bailout, is on pace to exceed the highest deficit under Obama. /clap
@@michaedove3562 healthy economy?!,... whaahahahahaha,... you are going to be in such a shock when you reality hits you,..
better start saving some money,. and maybe stockpile some food like a prepper,..
rough times are coming to america,.
I don't disagree Admiral General Aladeen. But what I'm talking about here is the money that the Federal Government was paying out to keep states afloat during Obama's terms in office, which drove up the deficit, which Ryan Adam is criticizing. Unemployment payments, food stamps, support for state budgets, etc. were all massively inflated during Obama's terms. By those measures the economy is healthy. Unemployment is very low, food stamp payments are down, states are not needing Federal bailouts, stock market is very high. Yet Trump is racking up a bigger deficit that the worst of times during Obama!
Why is Jim Jordan, the Bernard Cardinal Law of Paul Ryans, still a Member of Congress?
Does Mr. Jordan own a jacket? Is he trying to present himself as a "shirtsleeve Republican"? He always looks under dressed.
Lucky for Trump who had a really rich daddy who could bail him out no matter how much money he lost. And by really rich daddy I mean the Russians.
Papa Vlad Putin .................
That's why white people are number 1. They help their children out no matter what. That's what a lot of colored people would do to. It's just that they can't help their children with money. So they just hate. Would you help your kid
@@sickid41 No one is better than another because of their skin color or because they make more money.
Are we forgetting that he ACTUALLY HAD A daddy so rich money was never an object for them, and the investigation into the transfer of assets from his father to trump was shut down due to the ....retirement of his sister......... I'm still trying to wrap my head around how that works .......
sickid41, colored people? What are you, stuck in racist loop?
I've never been this early for a Seth Myers video ::throws confetti::
Me too!
You misspelled covfeffe.
let me guess the title of the video automatically got your attention right don't worry the same happened with me
Congrats, my dude.
Jim Jordan, the kind of guy that thinks being louder wins arguments
hamid malik Tell me about it! 😣😂
Jim Jordan is an idiotic bufoon. He claims Democrats are just angry at Trump and not doing anything productive. But Trump has been yelling about Hillary Clinton since 2015.
GIVE ME BACK YOUR COMMUNIST CARD. THAT STATEMENT WASN"T COMMUNIST ENOUGH!! COMRADE!!
@@michaelbagouty3369 Yo lunatic, shut it.
Jim Jordan, who as an Asst Wrestling Coach, turned a blind eye to wrestling team students' claims that the team doctor was sexually molesting them. They even asked him to accompany them to required visits to the pervert. GUILTY!
2:40 "Now the house goes and starts suh-peening. . ." LOL
Trump is a real life Eric Cartman
Eric is actually likeable lol
Cartman's voice is less grating.
That is actually a pretty great comparison :D
Edit: However, Cartman is a much better liar. Trump is like his mentally challenged apprentice, who shares all the same values.
Cartman has bigger hands ...
Trump: Worst poker player and deal maker ever.
Trump calls himself John Barron or Baron to try to throw people off the scent and to think it's not him and then gives himself away by using typical Trump speech patterns. You can't really get a more regular first name than John and Baron is a title of nobility, as well as meaning in the business world a significant financier or industrialist such as an oil baron for example and he even called his youngest son Barron too.
The ultimate irony though regarding that interview is that Letterman was probably worth more than Trump!
"John" is trump's middle name, so he's even less imaginative than he appears
Trump didn't write "The Art of the Deal" he had a ghostwriter.
Mr. Balloffur life cardi B
He must really like the name 'Barron,' his fake persona and sons name.
Love when Seth gets caught off guard, he's just so cute.
Republicans in congress never stop showing their amazing "smart person" skills.
_"Why would you want to read the report before we discuss it next week?"_
Why indeed, Jim. Sitting down with a bunch of people to discuss the content of a 400 page book none of us have even read. That sounds great!
Why would we want to read it beforehand? How could that possibly be of any importance to the quality of the hearing...
(Jim Jordan probably thought the question made perfect sense and sounded real good when he asked it too...)
JIm needs to go back to coaching & protecting pedophiles.
By BL - just like Pelousy don't read just pass the Oh-bag- gag-ya medical scam.
@TheOne WhoWelds the problem is it's not illegal for Congress to request those documents. Also that conservative talking point ignores The Supporting Documents Which will likely total more than the 400 page report. Those conditions are artificially difficult, and meant to limit them. Congressmen have other responsibilities at physically different locations, so mobility is necessary for any political party. (Democrats and Republicans have used this kind of tactic against one another before. Ex: give a several hundred page bill 24hrs before a vote, etc)
They declined the offer to read the report in a specific room, with a limited number of people, without the use of their aides for research.
Congress writes the federal laws, and they didn't write a federal law that forced the redaction. Congress has the legal right to demand even grand jury testimony, especially for an investigation of their own.
Last month, a 2 to 1 decision (Ruth Bader Ginsburg was one of them) who decided Grand Jury testimony could not be released for certain reasons, in a case where a researcher wanted to publish a book and use Grand Jury testimony from some decades ago.
You're being given half truths about the laws.
Barr and the executive branch are technically putting on a show because they will lose in court, as Congress has this right, but the courts and appeals will take years, thus delaying their legal request.
@TheOne WhoWelds subpoena legitimacy isn't a legal clause, it's news talking points and opinions.
Clinton's phones are being mischaracterized to form a narrative that didn't occur. She had 13 phones over those years, and when she got a new one, the old one was destroyed. They weren't destroyed once the subpoena came about. She shouldn't have had the private server, but the other portions are exaggerated.
The probe wasn't completely empty. There was no criminal conspiracy to collude. That's true. However they did find attempts to collude, example Trump Jr, but prosecutorally speaking, the case could too easily have been argued against by the defense because "you have to prove that he committed those action, knowing it was illegal at the time." His lawyer could instruct him to say he didn't know it was a crime (which could be true or false), and Trump Jr wouldn't face charges. It's a rare example where not knowing that you were committing a crime can exonerate you, legally.
Michael Cohen reached out to one of the Russian government officials, but typed a wrong letter in the email address, and got no response.
A second Russian official, in the energy sector, requested a meeting, twice, and the campaigning administration reached out, but to an Olympian with the same name.
The report wasn't empty, but it did not have a prosecutable example of criminal conspiracy to commit collusion to win the election. Those 3 examples are just 3 of many that showed how tiny mistakes prevented solid cases. So, you're not wrong on collusion, but you are wrong by degree, because it was a near thing, but near is still not collusion :)
It's still fairly accurate to say No Collusion, and Democrats aren't challenging that. Obstruction of Justice is where Barr and Mueller disagreed, privately and openly.
The Democrats aren't afraid of Barr, that is a strawman talking point. They would have to had committed crimes to fear Barr. Probability alone means someone has committed some crime, but there are no probable crimes. Even the strawman arguments aren't providing what crime may have been committed.
I'll have to look up Clairborne, but it doesn't sound connected to any of these proceedings... (Republicans have an unusual habit of 'whataboutism' where unrelated wrongdoings are discussed instead of the issue at hand. Democrats find it odd because it's not seen as a competition, by us, it's about the morality of the issue at hand. Comparing crimes is a different discussion, and won't exonerate one case because someone else committed a crime). Still, I don't know about it, and I like learning new things :)
Finally... Something from DRUMP
actually
" HUGE"
trump was "catfishing " before catfishing became popular lol
Lol then he named his son with Melania Barron...
No ! it's TRUELIENIA BARRON
Callison Slater I think it was more like in order to get your papers girl you gotta have a Barron...and then be Barron if you want lol...
Umm..why is that Jimmy "Jim" Jordan never wears a jacket & always looks like his cat cut his hair? I thought that Floyd the Barber from Mayberry had passed away, no??
NevadaBoss I want to know that as well. He shows up to the House in shirtsleeves and a tie, assuming that it gives him the common man appeal, but he looks like a jerk. He needs to show some respect and wear a jacket.
As for his hair, he’s trying to cover his bald spots.
Thank god for seth helping us laugh thru this so we don't cry. 💕
Seth Nailed It!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:52 Clint Eastwood could have pulled out his .44 Magnum and turned that chair into splinters and half the audience would have pulled their guns and shot the chair too. No second thoughts, no questions asked ... Just shoot the chair !
sad but true
Well I guess these trumpturds including this "Eastwood" demented fake cowboy are still shooting at that empty chair.
Eastwood: "Do you feel lucky?' Well do ya, chair?"
Wait, so, did Trump name his youngest son after a pseudonym he used to praise himself?? What
what
what
Lol
yup
when naming one kid after yourself just isn't enough.
Banjo Peppers...Hussein Obama had a son named Trayvon.
so glad i wasnt the only one who caught that recently... An Unbelieveably Fucking Tool. #ConManInCheif
Dont forget a lot of those losses are laundering some profits, and refusing his employees contractors and bank loans, then he claimed those as lost and at some point didnt have to pay taxes
When it comes to unethical business practices, Trump has no equal.
8 of the ten years he didnt pay taxes at all.
Is anyone old enough to remember that from 1985 and on were horrible years economically. Anyone who owned real estate lost money.
his losses weren't just from real estate
@@mellymel6543 Trump is heavy in real estate so I mentioned real estate. Most of the economy was horrible also. I know in Houston, there were vacant and foreclosed buildings, both commercial and residential, as far as the could see. Many investors were wiped out. I worked as an appraiser at the time so I was well aware of the economy and especially real estate. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING unusual about losing money during that time. If he didn't lose a lot of money at the time, that would be very unusual.
@@RealEstateInsider247 my comment still stands; and it's not just the dollar amount, it's the percentage of the total amount lost compared to others. And his casinos lost money, how common is that?
@@mellymel6543 You don't think a casino is real estate???? Do they gamble on the sidewalk and dine at the hot dog cart? There are many relatively fixed expenses. People stopped gambling because the economy tanked. Of course it's normal to lose money in a bad economy especially in luxury items ... like gambling. People lose money when the economy is bad. I'm guessing you aren't old enough to remember just how bad it was. It was absolutely brutal.
@@RealEstateInsider247 no, I don't consider a casino "real estate", just like I don't consider a movie theatre or bowling alley real estate; their places of entertainment. Real estate investments are homes, apartments, etc. that people live in. Although I would be interested to know if all casinos lost money, to have some perspective on trump's losses.
Imagine being a failure who fails so badly that you manage to out-fail nearly 250 million people.
It is a strange form of greatness
Myself? I can't imagine... only this lunatic could accomplish that record. You know he loves being the biggest, bestest and greatest at everything. Moron!!
Hopefully America's nightmare ends soon!
Americas nightmare ended in 2016.
@@phillipsmith3431 you mean racists!
@@FITNESS-zf2cx You are too stupid to make fun of, you know that. Keep believing the lies.
I love the "NO!" clip at the end. Totally not the one they were going to use, and it worked better. It caused Seth to laugh making it such a great bookend. Well done, everyone.
Fist time i've seen you break during ACL, perfect. \m/ \m/
To paraphrase the Beatles:
He's a LOOOO-SER
And he's not what he appears to be
He's a LOOOO-SER
And he's not what he appears to be...
Also "He's so vain, he thinks this song is about him"....
And America is losing because he is in office!
🍔 Trump made up his own charity and stole from it and bought two portraits of himself and a team Tebow helmet
And went to a charity event where he never donated and took the seat of a major donor. He then sat there to have his photo taken before leaving. Anyone who supports Trump is as low as they come. They don't just have a different opinion to most of us... they are sub-human.
Don't forget faked a TIME cover with his picture on it.
He spent that trust money which was donated by others on himself. That is illegal. SDNY is on him for that.
I probably belong to a group of people that believes integrity and wholesomeness Must be the most important attributes for a leadership
After watching and hearing the unmentionable things within the last 3 years or so , I no longer believe that I live in a wholesome world, I’m having conflicting ideas about our existence that are new to me and that’s very sad.
You have to ask yourself, why would a late night talk show devote this much time, and writing to what is basically a one sided political opinion?
Perhaps because MOST OF AMERICA AGREES WITH SETH?
05:07 Factual error: Trump didn't write _Art of the Deal_ - Tony Schwartz did. Trump just put his name on it and claimed the credit. As usual.
That's makes much more sense. He obviously can't read, so there's no way he knows how to write.
So...he's Lockhart?
Schwartz said Trump had ADD and couldn't concentrate on anything for more than ten minutes.
@@fanathan18 I thought it was dementia and all along it was a backfired memory charm.
@@pixiniarts Either that, or tertiary Syphilis...
Quick laundering lesson from the underworld:
- Inflate your expenses on things like renovations, repairs & maintenance.
- Hire contractors/suppliers owned by you but under separate shell LLCs.
- Wash/Rinse/Repeat. Criminal money is now clean spend-able money.
- Bonus points! Have your accountant use those loses to avoid taxation.
Just 'NOO!' Lmao Seth not knowing the line makes it that much better.
2 years later and …… don’t like 1 thing about Little Donnie, Jerk Jordan, Sesspool Sanders, Rudi Tudi, Drunk Kudlow, Mitch and all the rest of the fools.
Pretty good keep on Wimpy Wilson ori is it Bonehead Bryan?
"Don't worry, Mom... Teacher says I have the best grades.. the best she's ever seen. The highest grade they've ever put on a report card. Ever. Hm? No... Well, yes, it was report card day today, but... No! Don't look in my bag! Don't look in my bag!!!!!"
I imagined this scene with Trump playing both the child and the mother in true Hitchcock fashion.
Eh, they wouldn’t have gotten anything out of it, he would’ve redacted it before he left school.
New Message Plot twist: Trump's report card says "Armin Tanzarian".
I've been waiting all day for Seth's take on this and he did not disappoint!
That shows me how good of a business man he is . Thanks Seth!
I didn’t know someone could lose $1 billion and then come back from that to be a billionaire again. Most of us get one chance and if we fail that’s the end.
What a business man!
That extra card with the rules on it ahahahahahahaha
We now know Trump had no right to play the executive on "The Apprentice",he should have been the permanent host of "America's Biggest Loser".
Business deductions are considered a loss. He owns about $3 billion worth of property and all those mortgage payments are tax deductible. If you buy real estate for commercial use, you can deduct the cost of the property on your taxes as well. Amazon does this too.
@@orlock20 I have seen at least 10 business and tax experts characterize this behavior as the absolute worst example of anyone trying to conduct business.You have no clue if you think that this period is an example of sound business practices,it has nothing at all to with deductions or even what I think you may have meant,depreciation of assets.Thanks for the tutorial.
@@larrydaniels6532 That's pretty much a lie since they are doing the same thing along with every business and property owner.
I've never seen biggest loser but honestly I'd watch him on that. Just imagine been forced to give up his fast food lol
Larry Daniels he’s a fucking billionaire that is worth x1000 more than you probably ever will he has a model wife and owned the one of the biggest real estate empires ever. He is also the leader of the free world forgot to mention that
Maybe Clint Eastwood thought he was talking to the chairman man.
I feel like Colbert and Myers are really sinking their teeth into Trump, and I love it. Love it.
Look, America, if we want our Democracy back, we really need to clean house. Dust and in this case, filth settles when we get complacent!
Impeach Toady Barr and the host ( Individual-1 ) he rode in on!
Yeah come get your civil war.
geee Whizz if the only way to restore law and order is through civil war, what options do we have? Despotic rule? A Kingdom where one man rules and truly is above the law? I’m a pacifist but I would fight to uphold and defend my democratic way of life. We fought against King George lll, we will fight against King Trump!
@@deborahchinn2439 What are you talking about? Explain to me how Trump's presidency is that of a despotic leader? If you want to fight to keep democracy then you are on my side too. The thing is is that a group of socialists have been trying to turn America into a socialist country. They have been actively and seriously doing it for the past ten years. When that happens, kiss your democracy and human rights out the window because the government will be making all the decisions in your life..
@@geeewhizz3245 you have to admit, alot of the time trump acts like hes above the law. hes pushing against congressional oversite of the president right now. hes trying to build his wall without the approval of congress and so on.
@@thesexyst wait what??? Congress did their investigation already. How did he stop them from doing so? By allegedly telling people not to testify?? Lol
He's doing nothing more than Barack Obama or Bush or Clinton did. So far all three still have him beat on executive orders. Why do they all get a pass on all the Patriot act bullshit and fast and furious and Benghazi. Yet Trump is under such harsh criticism?
Yay!!!!! Love love love A Closer Look!!!! 😀😀😀😀😀😀❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Casino: The house always wins
Trump: Hold my crushed up Aderall.
He's not successful to you because he failed with a casino? How many casinos have you fools bought?? Weak beta males inhabit the left.
@@seasonofthewatchers1010 salt righties losing their condiments. Why do I hear you saying "beta males" with a lisp and an overbite?
@@Noises
Because you have TDS. Hearing voices is a symptom.
Gotta love how Donnie named his son after his fake alter-ego.
He literally made a name for himself through scams and lies.
A pity how media mavens grab on and promote stories w/out critical analysis.
"𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪-𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨 𝘗𝘚𝘈𝘴."
Yeah, there is a reason for that...a very 80s reason.
I hate to brake this to the Trumpanzees but a billion dollar loss is not the sign of a good business.
Well,Jeff Bezos lost 36 Billion with his divorce settlement last month😂😂😂
Neither are six bankruptcies!
@jo camble Yeah, and those who opposed Hitler were probably on the wrong side of history as well, right Trumptards?
And the economy is booming? Yeah, *thanks to Obama!*
And yet many Americans have to have 2 jobs, some even 3 jobs in order to get by!
Have you seen the national debt? Thanks to Trumps huge tax cuts for the wealthy, they are skyrocketing!
The poor are getting poorer whereas the wealthy are getting much wealthier!
@jo camble give it up joey, you're just astroturfing for trump (faking grassroot support). it was between 3-6am in the US when you commented, the real americans (especially the ones who all have jobs) are in bed at the moment
they don't need more people pretending to be from the US
@jo camble "Our economy is doing great" - ??? Right?! And that is why the Dow is going nowhere - still not back to the high of early 2018. AND - Trump just STUFFED it worse with more China trade war talk. And it is just not you in the US. What that IDIOT is doing reaches much further than that.
Great Gatsby is a weird example because it is one of those of those covers that you should discuss after reading the book.
Seth-yeah!!!