House Impeaches President Trump in Historic Vote: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at President Donald Trump becoming the third president in history to be impeached.
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  • @megatronn194
    @megatronn194 Před 4 lety +335

    "He helped create the Space Force" Don't pull any muscles with all that reach.

    • @9014jayvictor
      @9014jayvictor Před 4 lety +3

      I wanna join space force

    • @NK-fh3st
      @NK-fh3st Před 4 lety +8

      @@9014jayvictor Should be easy, it's just a department of the Air Force, with Air Force personnel who were already doing that work, housed in ne... oh wait existing Air Force office space.
      So... if you don't have color blindness or some other ocular issue, join the Air Force? Would be cool tho, yes. xD

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 Před 4 lety +9

      You first have to be picked by the Giunyu force before u can apply

    • @danialsho116
      @danialsho116 Před 4 lety +1

      MegaTronn LOL

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Před 4 lety +2

      Republican Space Rangers, a.k.a Delta Farce: Space Edition

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Před 4 lety +361

    *_"Impeachment isn't like Halley's Comet.... it's like a fire truck"_*
    That's a brilliant line! 8^D

    • @Edu_Kate
      @Edu_Kate Před 4 lety +17

      But I wonder how many in his base will think that's true.
      They aren't known for their smarts.

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Edu_Kate
      Indeed they aren't. 🤣

    • @billyboy6028
      @billyboy6028 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Edu_Kate All of them, they hang on his every word, like he's the lord Jesus himself. He's the Jim Jones of American politics just waiting to serve his cyanide laced koolaid.

    • @leos6518
      @leos6518 Před 4 lety

      I laugh so hard haha

  • @Ottts22
    @Ottts22 Před 4 lety +66

    The way he is standing like he wants to get his hoverboard go forward LOL

  • @Random_Fanguy
    @Random_Fanguy Před 4 lety +34

    (in a thick German accent) "Tick-tock tick-tock, that is how the clock laughs at you. ... It is *always* laughing at you."
    That's amazingly scary yet also on point.

  • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
    @AbsentWithoutLeaving Před 4 lety +315

    "The Democrats are tearing families apart!" She got confused for a minute.

    • @chadbryant8562
      @chadbryant8562 Před 4 lety +13

      Fake comment. Fake Republicans. Fake 45. Fake fox news

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 Před 4 lety +12

      Yes, but those darn democrats are tearing apart white families, like that republican representative's wife who just moved out because her husband supports Trump is a known sex offender......

    • @WhatZitTooYaaa
      @WhatZitTooYaaa Před 4 lety +9

      Ironic considering what trump is doing to those Latino families... wait what

    • @Matt-fl8uy
      @Matt-fl8uy Před 4 lety +6

      Yeah, as the Republicans are literally running campaigns on that very platform.

    • @alexlarrea7724
      @alexlarrea7724 Před 4 lety +1

      Obama built the cages

  • @TheAnnArnold
    @TheAnnArnold Před 4 lety +379

    He is too illiterate to have written that letter himself

    • @user-nm4rn5ex8g
      @user-nm4rn5ex8g Před 4 lety +13

      Why on earth did you allow this thief to even run?

    • @swrennie
      @swrennie Před 4 lety +11

      I thought same.

    • @user-zb3yl1wu8u
      @user-zb3yl1wu8u Před 4 lety +13

      Anyone with a brain would see it that way. Sadly his base lack common sense.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +10

      I don't think he understands half of those words!

    • @ravynneheart
      @ravynneheart Před 4 lety +10

      I would guess Stephen Miller wrote it.

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 Před 4 lety +191

    Why does he think it’s normal to describe a phone conversation as a “perfect phone call”? He’s so freaking weird!

    • @jonboegner2447
      @jonboegner2447 Před 4 lety +8

      one single time he didn't call it perfect, he called it terrific, but only once

    • @johnmoldoch3127
      @johnmoldoch3127 Před 4 lety

      But, he wasn't lying.?

    • @johnmoldoch3127
      @johnmoldoch3127 Před 4 lety +4

      He mearly said something that was imcomprehensable.

    • @wirechair
      @wirechair Před 4 lety +6

      Ascent it’s just basic overcompensation lol
      Like a murderer with blood all over his hands saying “my hands are clean! It’s the cleanest hands in the history of hands” Trump is such a weak liar that he lies in a way that draws attention to the fact he is lying. He current even realize how weak his lies are and that literally no one believes him lol

    • @TOOTSWEET61
      @TOOTSWEET61 Před 4 lety

      Ascent
      If you care so much. like you say about corruption, then Why don’t you care about Bidens obvious Quid Quo Pro, which he himself confessses to on a video to a couple of Dem mates at a democratic meeting?? There is also the little matter
      a 5 million dollar payment, to Hunter Biden by the Chinese. No wonder all the American trade and jobs were being sold out to China. You don’t really care about corruption, because you don’t care about much worse corruption on the Democrat side.
      Hypocrite!

  • @fujidenzo_kid4147
    @fujidenzo_kid4147 Před 4 lety +60

    The Clock and the Calendar, sounds like a Narnia Chronicle book

    • @eddiecossey2080
      @eddiecossey2080 Před 4 lety +2

      Putin is clocking that calendar girl in his Christian caboose !

  • @CollinMcLean
    @CollinMcLean Před 4 lety +177

    Yeah...
    My reaction isn't
    "Hooray they impeached him!" it's more "Finally they impeached him! What the hell took you so long?!"

    • @URFTBOUND4LIFE
      @URFTBOUND4LIFE Před 4 lety +2

      Collin McLean Now, let us not celebrate yet.
      Mike Pence is a religious nut and will be in charge.
      That's just as bad if not worse than Trump.
      He could actually win 2020 if the Dems screw up like 2016

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety

      I suppose better late than never.

    • @CaseyFinSF
      @CaseyFinSF Před 4 lety +1

      Nancy "the traitor" Pelosi is what took so long, and then she limited the scope of the investigations to the phone call, and dropped the tons of obstruction evidence that should have been a part of this from the beginning.
      As a constituent of the Speaker , i am very unamused at her delay and antics leading up to Trumps impeachment.
      She fought against the impeachment and deserves to be voted out of office next year.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean Před 4 lety

      He’s not removed from office

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean Před 4 lety +4

      @@CaseyFinSF Yeah I'm in strong agreement with you. The old centrist Democratic guard needs to go. Biden, Pelosi, Schumer... We need actual progressives or at least actual left leaning people to start actually getting things done. Most of them try to sell the idea that once Trump is out of office everything will be fine again but it's not, we'll still be dealing with pieces left behind once that happens. Damage has been done and the system that allowed him to be elected in the first place will go unchanged. Meanwhile McConnell is forcing through more judges, people are getting kicked off of food stamps, and companies are still being allowed to run rampant with no check. Trump isn't the disease, he's merely a more obvious sign rather than the less conspicuous symptoms...

  • @jsin22366322
    @jsin22366322 Před 4 lety +120

    I’ve heard of the dish running away with the spoon, but never the clock conspiring with the calendar.

    • @helenhustad9197
      @helenhustad9197 Před 4 lety +4

      😂😂 😂 Thank you

    • @Sirinwara
      @Sirinwara Před 4 lety +2

      And strong as Lindsey's gaydar
      There hangs the clock
      And the calendar.

    • @jsin22366322
      @jsin22366322 Před 4 lety

      Thrasymachus Monk “mindless new-ager”........ ok boomer.

    • @jsin22366322
      @jsin22366322 Před 4 lety

      Thrasymachus Monk what does it feel like to be a giant vagina?

    • @jsin22366322
      @jsin22366322 Před 4 lety

      Thrasymachus Monk pretty stupid thing to say since I’m a 37 year old service connected war veteran. So I find it amusing that you’re firing shots at me. Don’t worry. I’m not mad. You on the other hand, you might want some time to recover from trumps impeachment last night. And remember; you’re always safe in the comment section. Cheers😎

  • @carolineb5024
    @carolineb5024 Před 4 lety +31

    The clock and the calendar bit killed me 😂 😂 😂

    • @Observ45er
      @Observ45er Před 4 lety

      Can he actually feed himself and tie his own shoes???

  • @TyrannosavageRekt
    @TyrannosavageRekt Před 4 lety +50

    Doug Collins is what I imagine a robot sounds like when malfunctioning.

    • @chgosatrap
      @chgosatrap Před 4 lety +1

      I was like, Dafuqwuzzatshyt?

    • @Observ45er
      @Observ45er Před 4 lety

      Can he actually feed himself and tie his own shoes???

    • @marjatikkanen6155
      @marjatikkanen6155 Před 4 lety

      Vote out the Clock in counter VOTE BLUE and the idiot's have a Clock on the Counter

    • @robertsipes7391
      @robertsipes7391 Před 3 lety

      Like in Logan's Run!

  • @Lionize728
    @Lionize728 Před 4 lety +707

    People with Narcissistic Personality Disorder never take responsibility for their actions .

    • @CaseyFinSF
      @CaseyFinSF Před 4 lety +6

      Rinse, lather, Repeat.....

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +16

      Yeah. That's why we don't make them president!

    • @sharonmores3550
      @sharonmores3550 Před 4 lety +3

      Nailed it!

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 Před 4 lety +9

      You gotta hand it to them, their powers of justification are amazing!

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 Před 4 lety +11

      @bob simons
      No, you're the only one talking about that. Not a surprise, though. It's what we've come to expect from you tards. Pathetic and predictable.

  • @dborg56
    @dborg56 Před 4 lety +292

    What did the clock say to the calendar? “It’s time we have a date”.

    • @isamar3272
      @isamar3272 Před 4 lety +4

      dborg56 😂😂😂

    • @patricialafountain1432
      @patricialafountain1432 Před 4 lety +1

      OMG That is a good one. Thanks for the laugh

    • @jeanetteandersson7152
      @jeanetteandersson7152 Před 4 lety +3

      dborg56 Snort!!! Laughed so hard that I spit out my covfefe!!! Almost choked dude!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣☕️⚰️

    • @eurotimexph5640
      @eurotimexph5640 Před 4 lety +1

      🎊🏆😂😂😂

    • @dborg56
      @dborg56 Před 4 lety

      Jon Emery What did the calendar say to the clock. “It’s time to ring your bell. You look kinda wound up”

  • @harmonizedigital.
    @harmonizedigital. Před 4 lety +64

    The clock and calender thing sounds like something a crazy person says on the subway

    • @harmonizedigital.
      @harmonizedigital. Před 4 lety

      @Janet Freeman get that guy some seraquil 😆

    • @blazeray1000
      @blazeray1000 Před 4 lety

      Lmao.

    • @Observ45er
      @Observ45er Před 4 lety

      Who let Collins off the subway. Can he actually feed himself and tie his own shoes???

    • @artemisia3674
      @artemisia3674 Před 3 lety

      Always remember the clock and the calender! 😂

  • @Observ45er
    @Observ45er Před 4 lety +63

    A new adult-children's book: "The clown, the clock and the calendar".

    • @kevink.7597
      @kevink.7597 Před 4 lety +1

      It keeps feeling as if he is sending a message in code. Is he telling forces unknown to the rest of us that 'action' needs to be taken blah, blah, blah 'clock and calendar' blah, blah, blah...
      Could one of these frightened GOPP, Groupies of Putin's Puppet, go so far as to actually try to use force? Is there a white group that would take up arms against the USA? Just to stay in power by gerrymandering, voter suppression, purging voting rolls in cities, closing polling stations in colleges... etc, ad nauseam?
      🛑😭👶🐓💩🍊😾🤳🐷
      🛑🐂💩🤡🤴👉👉👉🚽
      🌊🌊🌊2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣🌊🌊🌊 ☮☯💖😎🙌

    • @lilRadRidinHood
      @lilRadRidinHood Před 4 lety

      The calendar is in a daze/days, and instead of shaking hands I want to slap the clock in the face. Sorry, I am wound up hearing this insanity, and weak/week in the knees. It's so alarming.

    • @Observ45er
      @Observ45er Před 4 lety

      @@lilRadRidinHood Good pun.
      What I keep telling myself is to feel reassured because there are these other people in the country who also see this idiocy. I was able to watch enough of the hearings live to hear some of those parts myself and had trouble grasping the level of weapons grade stupidity demonstrated by grown people totally ignoring the subject at hand because they have no defense for it.
      True blithering GOP idiots.
      ..
      Such a clear example of "blithering" one has never seen before...
      ..
      Perhaps we can say that Trump left a toilet paper trail of his misdeeds!

    • @nerdygoth1688
      @nerdygoth1688 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes

  • @type40tt
    @type40tt Před 4 lety +307

    "Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."
    -Winston Churchill
    As applicable today as ever. Things are just getting started.

    • @PrincePook
      @PrincePook Před 4 lety +5

      Quaker Joe this should be higher. It’s exciting that the articles are pinned down. But hard work is ahead.

    • @ahmonguniform
      @ahmonguniform Před 4 lety +3

      Quaker Joe we helped rescue Winston granddaughter from a broken boat west of the big island. 😂

    • @disenfranchisedamerican6804
      @disenfranchisedamerican6804 Před 4 lety +4

      The only thing ahead is a psychopaths rage

    • @johanandersson7141
      @johanandersson7141 Před 4 lety +6

      But Churchill had a unified government behind him.

    • @viewersforme839
      @viewersforme839 Před 4 lety +4

      yo im related to Winston Churchill, im one of his great great nephews, You have earned a like

  • @Edu_Kate
    @Edu_Kate Před 4 lety +237

    This has to be one of Seth's finest "A Closer Look" yet.

    • @DreamlessSkies
      @DreamlessSkies Před 4 lety +2

      Totally agree. But he doesn't have such material every day.

    • @md61211
      @md61211 Před 4 lety +16

      He's getting edgier. And I love it!!

    • @Yonasu
      @Yonasu Před 4 lety

      @13:55 Toady Moneybags the Third has stacks of bills in his pocket and is too fat to stand without getting hoisted, and they didnt even need to mention it ;D

    • @kerryvanmatre402
      @kerryvanmatre402 Před 4 lety

      Totally totally Right !! A GREAT Closer look tonight!!

  • @vincentdesapio
    @vincentdesapio Před 4 lety +262

    I didn't think there was anyone dumber than Devin Nunes. Then along came Doug Collins.

    • @Cruizinelli12
      @Cruizinelli12 Před 4 lety +21

      Jim D. And Matt gaetz

    • @gTube11011
      @gTube11011 Před 4 lety +21

      Are you willfully and blatantly trying to ignore Gohmert and Jordan?!

    • @synthvault
      @synthvault Před 4 lety +16

      Still a toss up to be honest. Nunes literally sues cows.

    • @typerexc
      @typerexc Před 4 lety +10

      They have enough dumb to pull out of that bucket they could field both sides in an All-Star Game of Stupids.

    • @jasmingoethel7826
      @jasmingoethel7826 Před 4 lety +4

      This is Barry Loudermilk slander 😂😂😂

  • @skotmatthews8940
    @skotmatthews8940 Před 4 lety +29

    The clock and the calendar sounds like a children's book

    • @cn.st.182
      @cn.st.182 Před 4 lety

      Skot Matthews would be a great book title.

  • @MarcKloos
    @MarcKloos Před 4 lety +156

    About time!
    Now where are his taxes?

    • @kated3165
      @kated3165 Před 4 lety +4

      You mean the ones he never EVER paid?

    • @JUANZY32
      @JUANZY32 Před 4 lety +1

      Hahahaha we never gonna see it, we'll he haven't paid anything

    • @crovax1375
      @crovax1375 Před 4 lety +7

      The Supreme court is scheduled to rule on trump's taxes in June

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +3

      Same place as his integrity.

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet Před 4 lety +3

      NY state has that in court right now.

  • @furball8967
    @furball8967 Před 4 lety +27

    Collins - “The last 15 minutes, great oratory but nothing to do with this impeachment....”
    He said it right there! His goose was cooked.

    • @serendipityshopnyc
      @serendipityshopnyc Před 4 lety +1

      I was thinking that Collins' tone (while running the Republican side of this debate) seemed weirdly jocular and jolly, but after seeing that clip from the day before, I guess pretending the whole thing was a farce was about the only way for him to get through it.

  • @sonyahaskins7211
    @sonyahaskins7211 Před 4 lety +150

    "We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery.” - HG Wells.... I don't think he meant what it actually means????!!! LOL!!!! I'm dying from laughter and AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!

    • @emjay1606
      @emjay1606 Před 4 lety +14

      Thanks for that clarification. You're right it doesn't come close to even being relevant to whatever he's supposed to be talking about. He sounds like he's drunk out of his mind....

    • @svenzverg7321
      @svenzverg7321 Před 4 lety +6

      Sonya Kamell Another fun thing is that this seems to be one of them “internet quotes”, when someone make up a cool phrase and then slaps big name on it to make it legitimately smart. It’s possible that H.G. Wells has nothing to do with it.

    • @sonyahaskins7211
      @sonyahaskins7211 Před 4 lety +2

      @@svenzverg7321 I found it on Goodreads, which is usually fairly legit. But wsi knows anymore!

    • @g.watson5502
      @g.watson5502 Před 4 lety

      Sonya Kamell lol

    • @brucefreadrich1188
      @brucefreadrich1188 Před 4 lety +1

      So. . . these are the people who "lead" the nation? I guess time will tell. . .
      Oh wait a minute!! Is that what he meant by "clock and calendar"? Eventually we will all see how maligned and abused President Trump has been? Remember how they locked Galileo up and turns out he was right all the time? Trump is like Galileo. And Jesus.

  • @dasstigma
    @dasstigma Před 4 lety +67

    "He helped to build the Space Force"
    Ok gramps, it'ts time for your medicine and then off to bed.

  • @bobmar9239
    @bobmar9239 Před 4 lety +152

    I would like to hear John Lithgow read the letter.

    • @michaelkruk553
      @michaelkruk553 Před 4 lety +7

      John Lithgow should be president.

    • @mycroft16
      @mycroft16 Před 4 lety +2

      Except it's Lithgow as Lord John Whorfin.

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko Před 4 lety +7

      How about Bobcat Goldthwait in full-on gonzo mode?

    • @louisepearson9287
      @louisepearson9287 Před 4 lety +7

      Christofer Walken

    • @Taitless
      @Taitless Před 4 lety +1

      I would like to hear Ian McDiarmid to read the letter as Emperor Palpatine

  • @TheBrothergreen
    @TheBrothergreen Před 4 lety +232

    "First of all, it is rich to accuse democrats of tearing families apart to defend a president who is *LITERALLY* tearing families apart."
    All the likes.

    • @Cdm572
      @Cdm572 Před 4 lety +1

      TheBrothergreen don’t forget that the border is run on Obama era laws.
      Edit: There’s a Vox article linked below clarifying my statement.

    • @elmeralvarado1236
      @elmeralvarado1236 Před 4 lety +12

      @@Cdm572 trump was the one who changed border policy to separate families and then backpedaled on it after much controversy. but u wouldn't remember . so yeah, blame obama.

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Cdm572 Lie...and not even a good one. Be better, man.

    • @jessicalee333
      @jessicalee333 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Cdm572 Don't forget that Stephen Miller and Jeff Sessions publicly took credit for STARTING the policy of family separation that is literally tearing families apart, and were surprised when people were upset at them for it and only started to backpedal and blame Obama after it was obvious how many Americans were appalled by their policies. Don't forget either that people on the left were already critical of Obama's immigration policy, but that they only separated families in specific cases like when authorities suspected a danger to the child, otherwise they detained families together.
      You've got nothing.

    • @Cdm572
      @Cdm572 Před 4 lety

      Doctor Thirteen I never said Trump was right in his implementation of the Zero Tolerance policy. However, it is a version of the 2014 policy that was brought forth by Obama and shut down by the courts. Obama was faced by a genuine crisis and trump acted on his own emotions. Trump attempted to do what Obama was stoped from doing. So yes, it is an iteration of Obama era policies.
      www.google.com/amp/s/www.vox.com/platform/amp/2018/6/21/17488458/obama-immigration-policy-family-separation-border

  • @casperbetz1949
    @casperbetz1949 Před 4 lety +19

    They look like a version of the Corleone family where everybody is as ruthless as Vito, but as smart as Fredo.^^

  • @yuudaemones2624
    @yuudaemones2624 Před 4 lety +42

    "Impeachment's not Haley's Comet, it's a fire truck. It shows up when there's a fire." Great line. For sure stealing that.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +157

    I watched, and boy, you'd think the R's thought that the vote was won not by number of votes, but by how many veins you can burst in your neck screaming "NAY!"

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +15

      Doesn't matter now. He's officially impeached! It's the only thing he actually deserves.

    • @firstwave1890
      @firstwave1890 Před 4 lety +23

      @@couragekarnga8735 ..I think he deserves much more.
      JAILTIME that is!!

    • @JarrodBaniqued
      @JarrodBaniqued Před 4 lety +18

      If the GOP has the guts to compare Trump to Jesus, they should drop him in a desert without any food for 40 days and see what happens.

    • @MontgomeryWenis
      @MontgomeryWenis Před 4 lety +2

      @Jarrod You're a very stable genius! What a great idea!!!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +525

    We should all mail a peach to the WH for Christmas.

  • @nunyabusiness5241
    @nunyabusiness5241 Před 4 lety +16

    The poor court reporter who has to transcribe Collin's words to the record! What....on......earth.

  • @drakekoefoed1642
    @drakekoefoed1642 Před 4 lety +140

    remember how many voters the Rs illegally removed from the rolls, too.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před 4 lety +1

      Yuppers.

    • @hippios
      @hippios Před 4 lety +2

      @ernst zundle I don't trust liberals with facts. Not when they support transgenderism and abortion.

    • @marandaward1663
      @marandaward1663 Před 4 lety +5

      Sai Kiran thanks you fucking edge lord dear GOD

    • @heathertaylor8904
      @heathertaylor8904 Před 4 lety +2

      @@hippios so you're saying you don't have sources. Surprise surprise.

    • @heathertaylor8904
      @heathertaylor8904 Před 4 lety +2

      @levi blankenship anyone who supports everyone being able to make their own choices is the only kind of decent person worth living in my book. Anyone who thinks they can make life decisions for strangers can take a short walk off the edge of a blender for all i care.

  • @JowanaBueser
    @JowanaBueser Před 4 lety +421

    "The Clock and the Calendar" sounds like a rejected Aesop's fable.

    • @bryanjackson8917
      @bryanjackson8917 Před 4 lety +14

      Actually, reminds more of a Lewis Carrol poem that one might find hidden away in Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass and What She Found There.

    • @julianasher1500
      @julianasher1500 Před 4 lety +20

      I know what I'm getting Doug Collins for Christmas. A clock and a calendar.

    • @cuccicucci4480
      @cuccicucci4480 Před 4 lety +5

      Aesop was trying to write about how people had to pay their rent on time and by a certain date. Pay by noon on the 31st or Trump kicks you out of your rental.

    • @alexisandraphaithe
      @alexisandraphaithe Před 4 lety +13

      Wait until that guy gets a smartphone; it's both a clock and a calendar!!

    • @MandleRoss
      @MandleRoss Před 4 lety +2

      Or, in his other version where he screws up his own saying, "The calendar and the clock". Way to fail at trying to be iconic!

  • @keepup8868
    @keepup8868 Před 4 lety +92

    “We disproved the facts.” - Doug Collins
    I want to send him a calendar clock for Impeachmas.

  • @MasterMq8
    @MasterMq8 Před 4 lety +9

    I love how I said “what is he talking about?” Just before Seth said it 😂😂

  • @JohnKazuma
    @JohnKazuma Před 4 lety +44

    Rep: Debbie Lesko of Arizona: The democrats are tearing families apart
    Any normal Person: Remember Children and Cages. Yep. Literally...

    • @jenniferpatterson4964
      @jenniferpatterson4964 Před 4 lety +7

      The families she’s referring to are the only ones that matter to the Republicans: white families. They don’t care about any REAL human rights violations. It’s sad, really. They have the kind of job in which foresight is key, and they seem to have all thrown their legacies in the toilet.

  • @jorgeaguila5125
    @jorgeaguila5125 Před 4 lety +812

    "It was a perfect call" is the equivalent to " I'm not a crook " or "I did not have sex with that woman".

    • @aneliseisfree3602
      @aneliseisfree3602 Před 4 lety +43

      'Perfect' comment.

    • @gingercat777
      @gingercat777 Před 4 lety +24

      The perfect call had ....dot dot dot's......what was omitted from the transcript?

    • @angrymushroom26
      @angrymushroom26 Před 4 lety +26

      Yet somehow dumber.

    • @LukeVisinoni
      @LukeVisinoni Před 4 lety +31

      yeah except the other ones were like normal things that normal people would say and "it was a perfect call" is bizarre nonsense only Trump would say

    • @nolandange6589
      @nolandange6589 Před 4 lety +2

      So tell me what exactly did he say on this call I've read the transcripts have you for a crime to be committed there would have to be a victim right the newly-elected Ukrainian president said there was nothing wrong with the call matter of fact he never knew there was any money withheld Ukraine got their us tax dollars and they got Javelin missiles which stop the Russians in their tracks you do know about my only sent them blankets in MREs right

  • @RosscoAW
    @RosscoAW Před 4 lety +100

    One of the best episodes ever, because of Seth's hilarious jokes and voices more than the GREAT news

    • @nolandange6589
      @nolandange6589 Před 4 lety

      Do you really call this news buddy no wonder our country is so f***** can't wait for the Civil War to get here

    • @heighhom1517
      @heighhom1517 Před 4 lety

      This was already so stupid, that u really didnt need seth jokes to laugh about them!! The intro was good though!

    • @abrahamcorrea2328
      @abrahamcorrea2328 Před 4 lety

      Seth is hilarious? He's as funny as Amy Schemer LOL Bring back Craig Ferguson!

    • @Edu_Kate
      @Edu_Kate Před 4 lety

      @@abrahamcorrea2328
      Wrong network, nimrod.
      Get Sirius already.

    • @vpline1
      @vpline1 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh man, I telling you that was the best, I'm still laughing😂😂🔥💯 Just for that My whole family just Subscribed!!!! Priceless 😂🇺🇸👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @fatimamirza2100
    @fatimamirza2100 Před 4 lety +110

    I’m not even Christian and I’m still offended by the Jesus comment from the Republican Congressman.

    • @apokryphos117g
      @apokryphos117g Před 4 lety +16

      Fatima Mirza Agreed! I’m an atheist and I’m offended.

    • @eddiecossey2080
      @eddiecossey2080 Před 4 lety +8

      God and guns , their all suffering from Proud American Syndrome . Do they think Donald was born from a virgin mother ? 🤔

    • @johnaustx
      @johnaustx Před 4 lety +1

      Fatima Mirza Yes.... this comment section has got out of control with hate and insults. Thread is the epitome of how we are NOT supposed to treat each other. We can disagree and debate without verbally assaulting each other. Hope everyone can look at what they wrote and think about what they could have said or shouldn’t have said to have prevented it all from becoming so destructive.

    • @johnaustx
      @johnaustx Před 4 lety +2

      Genevieve Antoinette This example that Cristians are setting certainly doesn’t exactly inspire atheists to want to want to know more about God or become a Christian. I wrote a comment at the end of the tread that addresses the issue. I feel like it exemplifies the way good Christians should speak to people they disagree with. Hope you feel like reading it over.

    • @genghiskhan9269
      @genghiskhan9269 Před 4 lety +1

      @@johnaustx Rethuglicans are fake Christians and real Nazis

  • @DavidHansson1978
    @DavidHansson1978 Před 4 lety +76

    I wonder if they'll try him as an adult.

  • @JS44444
    @JS44444 Před 4 lety +180

    Who is the clock and the calendar? Are those his safe words or something?

    • @asuka_the_void_witch
      @asuka_the_void_witch Před 4 lety +22

      he's trying to activate dormant sleeper cells lmao

    • @steffsaint
      @steffsaint Před 4 lety +5

      Yes omg this is what i was thinking the whole time watching it on cspan today

    • @projectamis4772
      @projectamis4772 Před 4 lety +2

      Damn, those are gonna be my new safe words. "Clock and calendar, sweetie, Clock and CALENDAR!"

    • @XxThunderflamexX
      @XxThunderflamexX Před 4 lety

      His speech definitely took me out of the mood.

    • @TOOTSWEET61
      @TOOTSWEET61 Před 4 lety

      The Democrats have no intention of giving the impeachment papers to the Senate, because they can say, it's because
      we don't believe we will get a fair hearing. They know the Republicans have evidence and witnesses that will shred their so
      Called evidence. Let's wait and see if that is what they do. That way they can go on claiming that Trump is guilty
      without ever giving him a chance to defend himself in a "FAIR" trial.

  • @jetskiwu
    @jetskiwu Před 4 lety +68

    If everyone treated Doug Collins the way he treats democratic house members he’d have a meltdown

    • @MichaelHaneline
      @MichaelHaneline Před 4 lety +1

      replace everyone with anyone and you're still right

  • @reedr7142
    @reedr7142 Před 4 lety +15

    Iverson's "Practice" rant made more sense than "The clock and the calendar."

  • @theultimatereductionist7592

    7:00 "And don't forget the dumb one... Donald". LOL!
    I seem to remember the Beatles had a Donald.

  • @rationallion9438
    @rationallion9438 Před 4 lety +752

    More people were watching Trump get impeached than were watching him get inaugurated.

    • @HeyCatLady
      @HeyCatLady Před 4 lety +19

      Hahahahahahhahahaha! The biggest crowd ever!

    • @judyives1832
      @judyives1832 Před 4 lety +12

      That’s a happy thought

    • @tannerweinheimer7839
      @tannerweinheimer7839 Před 4 lety +6

      Yeah, Groupthink and Mob mentality are scary but scientifically proven phenomena.

    • @scottmckenzie5476
      @scottmckenzie5476 Před 4 lety +5

      Bravo. Well done.

    • @dickmorhead6165
      @dickmorhead6165 Před 4 lety +14

      @@tannerweinheimer7839 Without them, how would Trump ever have been elected?

  • @spinnersea9029
    @spinnersea9029 Před 4 lety +96

    "If we yell and shout loud enough, and look really mad, they will do what we want."

    • @cherylalt101
      @cherylalt101 Před 4 lety +3

      Spinner Sea Apparently, that's their logic and they're sticking to it!

    • @RedQueen051
      @RedQueen051 Před 4 lety +2

      The Republican modus operandi.

    • @rage8842
      @rage8842 Před 4 lety +3

      i can't tell if you're talking about liberals or conservatives

    • @Compozzi916
      @Compozzi916 Před 4 lety

      Worked for Brett Kavanaugh amirite? 🤷 😂

  • @bimonsolivar8898
    @bimonsolivar8898 Před 4 lety +4

    OMG, the Werner Herzog joke was PERFECT!!!

  • @JoshyGee
    @JoshyGee Před 4 lety +10

    I'm surprised you didn't point out how Doug Collins said clocks don't care about time.

  • @hmongsunglass8981
    @hmongsunglass8981 Před 4 lety +494

    Lets vote these guys out when their terms come.

    • @aneliseisfree3602
      @aneliseisfree3602 Před 4 lety +19

      Or have a Recall Election ...

    • @dougdoesall
      @dougdoesall Před 4 lety +13

      Best comment

    • @Taco_God
      @Taco_God Před 4 lety +17

      Wont happen. They have gerrymandered their way into lifetime positions. Hate to say it, but our votes really dont mean much anymore.

    • @hmongsunglass8981
      @hmongsunglass8981 Před 4 lety +19

      @@Taco_God have you try voting? You might be surprised.

    • @Edu_Kate
      @Edu_Kate Před 4 lety +11

      Time's up. Two year terms. They're up for reelection in 2020.

  • @michaellombardi1620
    @michaellombardi1620 Před 4 lety +181

    Thats just peachy!!! Merry Christmas everyone!

  • @champpatterson879
    @champpatterson879 Před 4 lety +2

    Whoever wrote the clock & calendar bit, deserves an Emmy. I can't help but burst into laughter, just thinking about it. Great job.

  • @Dana-uc6xu
    @Dana-uc6xu Před 4 lety +2

    LMAO!!! Collins’ Clock and Calendar Collection is priceless!!! 😂😂😂

  • @aylbdrmadison1051
    @aylbdrmadison1051 Před 4 lety +90

    Not just one of only three presidents to have ever been impeached, but literally *the biggest crybaby* to have ever held the office.

  • @bjornfelle
    @bjornfelle Před 4 lety +288

    “But he helped build space force!” 🤣

    • @cherylalt101
      @cherylalt101 Před 4 lety +28

      Bjørn Felle that was really the kicker. They are digging deep if that's the best they can come up with lol.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 4 lety +14

      The Battleship Regents are coming!!!

    • @bjornfelle
      @bjornfelle Před 4 lety +15

      @@Ramsey276one execute order 66

    • @mattk6101
      @mattk6101 Před 4 lety +2

      😂🤣😃

    • @danny347
      @danny347 Před 4 lety +19

      The space force is the emptiness between his ears!

  • @Kellybelleee
    @Kellybelleee Před 4 lety +7

    I’d didn’t know who that German narrator was but when Seth did it, I laughed so hard. 🤣

  • @vrogue8026
    @vrogue8026 Před 4 lety +4

    Damn you Seth I spit my coffee out laughing at you, thank you.... though 😉

  • @the.blur.
    @the.blur. Před 4 lety +189

    ah, laughter, my old friend, how good it feels to smile again

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns Před 4 lety +179

    “He helped create Space Force” - that’s my favorite

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 Před 4 lety +16

      Hey, Space Force was a great idea! Thanks to Donald Trump, you no longer have to live in fear of Space ISIS.

    • @nolandange6589
      @nolandange6589 Před 4 lety

      You most Democrats supported it it passed the house and is a good idea. Sounds to me your a idiot

    • @tastasss8656
      @tastasss8656 Před 4 lety

      :D

    • @karenknn
      @karenknn Před 4 lety +4

      J C YES!! Mine too! When I heard it in real time, I just burst out laughing!

    • @anthonyferguson4678
      @anthonyferguson4678 Před 4 lety +3

      And...and there were squirrels out the window...and they were married.

  • @292B
    @292B Před 4 lety +6

    "And now I will twirl my mustache while I tie you to these railroad tracks!" 😂

  • @Nightknight1992
    @Nightknight1992 Před 4 lety +10

    ''he helped create the space force'' must be the equivalent of saying ''why are you kicking my kid out from kindergarden for being violent, look at all the pretty poop-dolls he made''

  • @McDubbin337
    @McDubbin337 Před 4 lety +47

    "tick tock tick tock a clock always laughs at you"
    -Now I'm crying

  • @leoninehuman
    @leoninehuman Před 4 lety +440

    last time i was this early, only two presidents had been impeached

    • @watersong505
      @watersong505 Před 4 lety +13

      😂👏👏👏😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +14

      Last time I was this early, we had a real leader.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před 4 lety +7

      This is like 9/11 all over again...i will always remember where i was for this impeachment.

    • @dorelle
      @dorelle Před 4 lety +5

      Boodoom chhhh 🥁🥁🥁

    • @leoninehuman
      @leoninehuman Před 4 lety +7

      @@couragekarnga8735 i'm in France and very happy to hear about all of this!

  • @romansongen6284
    @romansongen6284 Před 4 lety +2

    The clock and the calender sound like they are Sauron!

  • @KimberlyM0716
    @KimberlyM0716 Před 4 lety +3

    Thank You, Mr. Meyers. I could not have said it better myself. This was amazing and I loved it!

  • @krisg6480
    @krisg6480 Před 4 lety +89

    Trump completely had it coming. Still, it’s a humiliating day for the country.

    • @Hannah-ks4mi
      @Hannah-ks4mi Před 4 lety +13

      That's an excellent way of putting it. But I do believe the House Democrats impressed today with their unbreakable commitment to honor their oaths to the Constitution, unlike their opposition.

    • @QuimBeelivingstone
      @QuimBeelivingstone Před 4 lety +7

      Yes and no. It's a terrible mess of the president's and Republican own making but America would look even worse if, given the circumstances, the house hadn't voted to impeach him.

    • @kated3165
      @kated3165 Před 4 lety +16

      The most humiliating day for your country was when they guy became President!! He's been continuously humiliating you guys daily ever since.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 4 lety +4

      Not as humiliating as the day a grossly unqualified, incompetent, shady, slimy, con artist reality show TV host was sworn into office.

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Před 4 lety +1

      Kate D exactly right, he was never a legitimate president from the get go.

  • @user-yb6oc4tj2w
    @user-yb6oc4tj2w Před 4 lety +270

    The clock and calendar is the dumbest thing I've heard in a while

    • @St1ngerGuy
      @St1ngerGuy Před 4 lety +16

      Just wait till tomorrow. The Republicans are hogging all of the dumb right now!

    • @yolandadenny8692
      @yolandadenny8692 Před 4 lety +15

      Yes! It even beats DJT's tweet ramblings, I guess stupid is contagious and Repubs have quit trying to intelligently argue a point. Just throwing out words to see what sticks is the new order of business for them. Speechwriters are out of work.

    • @freema9246
      @freema9246 Před 4 lety +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 Před 4 lety +12

      you're sure? Remember Trump, when he talked about, that water is 'very wet'?

    • @yolandadenny8692
      @yolandadenny8692 Před 4 lety +6

      @@klarastern5597 You're right Klara; explaining water was very wet is a tie.

  • @doric_historic
    @doric_historic Před 4 lety +6

    As Snake Plissken inquired during Escape from New York: "The President of what?"

    • @FukcYuo-cy5yg
      @FukcYuo-cy5yg Před 4 lety

      they have not impeached him yet. maybe next year

    • @doric_historic
      @doric_historic Před 4 lety

      As Snake Plissken stated during Escape from New York: "Get a new President"

  • @TheArtemis07
    @TheArtemis07 Před 4 lety +11

    Collins makes me ashamed to be from Georgia. So does Loudermilk. Seriously.

    • @WackoMac
      @WackoMac Před 4 lety

      These cable networks are a dying business, and rightfully so. They are fake news pushing psychopaths. Collins is obviously very empty inside and sold his soul for $cash$

  • @vanillathunder3024
    @vanillathunder3024 Před 4 lety +348

    “ The Clock and the Calendar” sounds like the title of one of the most boring children’s books ever.

    • @torrirobinson9560
      @torrirobinson9560 Před 4 lety

      Vaninnnnnmmmkkkkkkkk in n in

    • @808bigisland
      @808bigisland Před 4 lety +5

      It was perfect :-) The german litany - love it. Sums it up.

    • @karensinclair4189
      @karensinclair4189 Před 4 lety +13

      VanillaThunder, Collins makes no sense, his speeches were bizarre, weirdly talking about common sense and the ‘clock and the calendar’ good Lord, obviously he’s as nutty as a fruitcake.

    • @andrewdj1
      @andrewdj1 Před 4 lety +18

      So I'm watching this as an Australian trying to understand 'the clock and the calendar', wait... This must be a cultural difference, I have no idea what he's talking about. Imagine my relief when Seth admits no one in America can follow him either. Phew, we still speak (roughly) the same language 😁

    • @felixborges7440
      @felixborges7440 Před 4 lety +4

      And by the way isn't that the same thing? Clock and calendar. Its kinda redundant. Its like saying the clock and the bigger clock.

  • @adampolak6358
    @adampolak6358 Před 4 lety +243

    Doug Collins literally said “we’ve disproven the facts” 😂

    • @cherylalt101
      @cherylalt101 Před 4 lety +52

      Adam Polak that's what I said somewhere in replies! If they're facts, how can you disprove them? They've all lost common sense and all their marbles trying to defend the indefensible lol.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 4 lety +31

      Their brain just glitched out...
      PRESS ON BOTH TEMPLES TO RESTART

    • @georgem899
      @georgem899 Před 4 lety +25

      He literally said “to the clocks and the calendar, facts dont matter” lmao. These guys are missing a serious amount of brain cells

    • @knight0fdragon
      @knight0fdragon Před 4 lety +8

      george m nah, there supporters are the brainless ones, they are conmen.

    • @jonathanmatthews7159
      @jonathanmatthews7159 Před 4 lety

      How many other republicans have taken "assistance?" It's the only explanation.

  • @tonilee2098
    @tonilee2098 Před 4 lety +5

    Happy impeachmas everyone!❤

  • @pamelafoster6112
    @pamelafoster6112 Před 4 lety +24

    The sad part about this is that they compared him to Jesus really

    • @michaelkruk553
      @michaelkruk553 Před 4 lety +2

      At least Trump is real............ UNFORTUNATELY.

    • @shwt121
      @shwt121 Před 4 lety +1

      DON'T FORGET THE " NOMINATION" FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE...SERIOUSLY ?????

    • @shwt121
      @shwt121 Před 4 lety

      YEAH , WHICH ONE..??

    • @michaelkruk553
      @michaelkruk553 Před 4 lety +2

      @@shwt121 Which one what? I'm not sure if you're talking to me, or asking someone else a question.

  • @HP-sx5gv
    @HP-sx5gv Před 4 lety +103

    "He created space force" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i just CAN'T

    • @alfresco4976
      @alfresco4976 Před 4 lety +12

      If a bunch of MAGAts with handguns count as a "Spacey Force" I suppose he did.

    • @defenestratefalsehoods
      @defenestratefalsehoods Před 4 lety +6

      We are just waiting on warp technology to lanch the starship ENTERPRISE. Maybe they will start building it soon.🤣🤣🤣

    • @ashleighjaimaosborne3966
      @ashleighjaimaosborne3966 Před 4 lety +3

      Obviously this representative’s toupee is too tight.🇨🇦

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Před 4 lety

      Delta Farce: Space Edition

    • @Edu_Kate
      @Edu_Kate Před 4 lety

      I'm pretty sure several 4-6 year olds came up with the idea before trump.

  • @sunsetpalms1923
    @sunsetpalms1923 Před 4 lety +181

    You know that "clock and the calendar" guy wrote that crap and thought: "Nailed It!"

  • @helenschneider4289
    @helenschneider4289 Před 4 lety +4

    I love how the stenographer's eyebrows react to Trump at 9:10!

    • @dkvrmrq
      @dkvrmrq Před 4 lety

      I didn't see anything...

  • @nunyafa
    @nunyafa Před 4 lety +1

    That was good!!!!! Food for the soul .. now that's comedy!
    The clock and the calendar!!, oh father time! Such a "Grim Reaper"

  • @husseinmohammed1431
    @husseinmohammed1431 Před 4 lety +583

    MERRY IMPEACHMAS 🥳🥳🥳

    • @hope-peace5076
      @hope-peace5076 Před 4 lety +7

      hussein mohammed 🎁🎉

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +18

      Wow! They actually did it! We still have true patriots!

    • @yourenotforgotten5639
      @yourenotforgotten5639 Před 4 lety +13

      @@couragekarnga8735 its a shame the Senate is full of complicit enabling sycophants who will put party ahead of country and refuse to convict. I hope I'm wrong.

    • @MAl-xz7lc
      @MAl-xz7lc Před 4 lety +6

      😂 😂 😂 🙏🙏🤓

    • @nomadicolours
      @nomadicolours Před 4 lety +3

      I am stealing :).

  • @johnmvd9111
    @johnmvd9111 Před 4 lety +176

    If the Impeachment is a witch-hunt then we've been catching a whole lot of witches

  • @nigoki9706
    @nigoki9706 Před 4 lety +4

    That was a good German accent impression. I wasn't even offended ; )

  • @danfab4
    @danfab4 Před 4 lety +2

    the greatest summation of criminal activity with hilarious laughter!! right on Seth!

  • @Ms.YanWang
    @Ms.YanWang Před 4 lety +43

    “The clock and calendar” can be a children’s book. It’s stuck in my head now. 😂

    • @MrMea143
      @MrMea143 Před 4 lety +2

      Start writing.

    • @sshza11
      @sshza11 Před 4 lety +4

      Drinking game, had me under the table quick.

    • @luvvinallmusik5748
      @luvvinallmusik5748 Před 4 lety

      @Alex M 🤣🤣🤣👊🏾

    • @bonnie.f
      @bonnie.f Před 4 lety +2

      I could see it more as a poem...gotta go write it and win a Nobel

  • @billyakin3301
    @billyakin3301 Před 4 lety +631

    I like Presidents that weren't Impeached...

    • @kindnesslove2271
      @kindnesslove2271 Před 4 lety +12

      Billy 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 good one.

    • @montemichelbleu
      @montemichelbleu Před 4 lety +10

      Excellent!

    • @arthurfleck816
      @arthurfleck816 Před 4 lety

      Did he say that or something?

    • @keepup8868
      @keepup8868 Před 4 lety +5

      Billy Akin, 😂😂😂. Win

    • @johnO21
      @johnO21 Před 4 lety +19

      😆😆😆
      That was freaKn awesome!😁
      Ima write that up on my back window ride around down town in Austin Texas.

  • @ritzyrocks
    @ritzyrocks Před 3 lety +1

    Watching this on August 2020. Hearing the laughter is so unsettling.

  • @jonanice
    @jonanice Před 4 lety +3

    Doug Collins.. oh boy! he’s something huh? what a character to add to this show America & on the final series too 😲😂

  • @tabbysmithfield3794
    @tabbysmithfield3794 Před 4 lety +151

    If he was so worried about his name and presidential legacy, he should have been less corrupt!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +6

      Or just not run in the first place.

    • @ellenanderson9535
      @ellenanderson9535 Před 4 lety +1

      Tabby Smithfield RIGHT ?

    •  Před 4 lety +4

      Courage Karnga but he thought being rich and white and having dirt on those Republicans would keep him safe kinda is though. He already said he could shoot someone and still be not lose supporters that was a dog whistle for the hidden racist

    • @tabbysmithfield3794
      @tabbysmithfield3794 Před 4 lety +1

      Sandy Koles yep!

    • @tabbysmithfield3794
      @tabbysmithfield3794 Před 4 lety

      free speech is no more fascism is alive and well 2 if you have to ask..........

  • @rashidshahriarfahim5984
    @rashidshahriarfahim5984 Před 4 lety +57

    "The clock is always laughing at you"
    Damn that's deep.

  • @nojustno8468
    @nojustno8468 Před 4 lety +4

    Truths are always concise but liars will always continue to confuse and ramble to cover up the original lie.....

  • @liliq.
    @liliq. Před 4 lety +1

    Btw, Seth nailed that Werner Herzog impression!

  • @isaiasgonzalez7066
    @isaiasgonzalez7066 Před 4 lety +175

    "Tearing families apart" "a moment of silence" "a clock and a calendar" How in hell this people got elected? Wow. America the great?

    • @muddro420
      @muddro420 Před 4 lety +23

      gerrymandering and illegal purges

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed Před 4 lety +5

      @@muddro420 Bingo!

    • @mikebronicki6978
      @mikebronicki6978 Před 4 lety +5

      They're headlong rush to defend the indefensible is embarrassing to watch.

    • @isnraj
      @isnraj Před 4 lety +5

      and to top the fun Trump said George W should have been impeached not Clinton on Wolf Blitzer program

    • @Strype13
      @Strype13 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah. We don't get it either.

  • @jonathanconnor7920
    @jonathanconnor7920 Před 4 lety +429

    _"I didn't do a reason to be impeached."_
    --Donald J. Trump 😂

    • @amandaduberry2216
      @amandaduberry2216 Před 4 lety +34

      @Bryan Taylor biggly

    • @beththewicca
      @beththewicca Před 4 lety +31

      Donald Trump: "The "j" stands for jenius!"

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +5

      Can't wait to see his reaction!

    • @R0bertCc
      @R0bertCc Před 4 lety +7

      I thought the J stood for Jennifer

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před 4 lety +14

      "George W .Bush should be impeached for lying and getting us into war" ---Donald J. Trump .

  • @patrickdevlin3552
    @patrickdevlin3552 Před 3 lety

    I'm watching this over & over... LOVE this!

  • @lehulutube9063
    @lehulutube9063 Před 4 lety +1

    No one can get away from the clock and the calendar , love it

  • @towTruck42
    @towTruck42 Před 4 lety +53

    "Tick tock tick tock. That is -- that is how a clock laughs. A clock is always laughing at you." starts at 11:42. AYFKM had to rewatch this bit. Great sell!

    • @avedic
      @avedic Před 4 lety +6

      Agreed. That entire Warner Herzog impression was just brilliant. He nailed the syntax and accent perfectly.

    • @heatherm2140
      @heatherm2140 Před 4 lety

      12:42 actually

  • @q09876543
    @q09876543 Před 4 lety +61

    When all of this is said and done, the books written about this whole event is going to embarrassing for many people.

    • @mike814031
      @mike814031 Před 4 lety

      and which group of people would that be lol?

    • @ryanlavallie4065
      @ryanlavallie4065 Před 4 lety +1

      Kenny Taylor most n.american text books are written in Texas against suggestions by the teachers and educators. So yea no one will learn anything unless we “autistic” screech the truth loud enough

    • @yugandali
      @yugandali Před 4 lety +1

      It'll be like those people who wore pointy white hoods and burned crosses. Give it twenty years, and nobody will admit that they had any part in that.

    • @ryanlavallie4065
      @ryanlavallie4065 Před 4 lety

      Octavius Chan I agree, you see people like Sarah sanders ramping up for political runs. Mike pmpeo going for senate, Obama doing ted talks. It’s not right. And it feeds the resentment of the masses who yearn for freedom, those who strive for a better life. Those who care to care for their country. People of upward mobility and family background disable those of lesser means and attributes. That’s why Bernie who has been constant is surging and Andrew yang is a true representative of American democracy. America you can be the shining light, not just a passing note in a book.
      Semper fi

  • @aleishajeffery8103
    @aleishajeffery8103 Před 4 lety +1

    Seth got me over here dying 🤣😂😂😂🤣

  • @squee222
    @squee222 Před 4 lety +1

    I really enjoyed the impersonations on this one - was a good laugh

  • @therrydicule
    @therrydicule Před 4 lety +71

    Please, whoever run against Doug Collins, use that clock and calander thing as ads against Doug Collins

    • @1stGeorgiaGirl
      @1stGeorgiaGirl Před 4 lety +3

      That would be Atwon Stephens. Even if you don't live in Georgia you can still support his campaign.

  • @gggnumber1
    @gggnumber1 Před 4 lety +33

    The Clock and the Calendar just mugged me in a dark alley.

  • @sheagenix5320
    @sheagenix5320 Před 3 lety +1

    Bwahhaahaaaaa ! He had me dying and snortting over here. "You know it's wrong to be wrong when it's wrong the opposite of right was wrong ...🤣
    #wrongthewrong

  • @kenlasso8689
    @kenlasso8689 Před 4 lety +1

    That’s not toilet paper. It’s a price tag in rubels