Trump’s Team Can’t Defend His Shifting Iran Lies: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at a new poll saying a majority of Americans disapprove of President Trump’s handling of Iran, as the president’s own team struggles to defend his lies and borrows directly from George W. Bush’s playbook.
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  • @jamesvinson4489
    @jamesvinson4489 Před 4 lety +886

    And if it was a split-second decision why was he discussing it at Mara Lago two days before?

    • @Cutthecheck555
      @Cutthecheck555 Před 4 lety +39

      He a liar

    • @yungtomorrow4703
      @yungtomorrow4703 Před 4 lety +20

      Fantastic Point Of Interest.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před 4 lety +40

      Even the defense secretary has contradicted Trump's claims.

    • @liisavarhalla6348
      @liisavarhalla6348 Před 4 lety +42

      Exactly!!! Trump doesn't do anything split second. Except rant bullshit.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic Před 4 lety +37

      Because paying hundreds of thousands to Trump gets you early access to information to manipulate your stock market.

  • @Para2normal
    @Para2normal Před 4 lety +308

    Under no circumstances whatsoever should declaring war be "a split second decision".

    • @evilmoneylender2012
      @evilmoneylender2012 Před 4 lety +1

      He didn't say that he would declare war in a split second, no one said that

    • @natrelacoustix
      @natrelacoustix Před 4 lety +13

      @@evilmoneylender2012 But he did say these decisions are made in a split second. Or was I watching different video? Just because he didn't actually say the word 'War'.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 Před 4 lety +15

      @@evilmoneylender2012 so you don't think killing a govt official on a peace mission in an extra judicial manner in another sovereign country is an act of war? 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @donaldsmith6804
      @donaldsmith6804 Před 4 lety

      Incorrect information, this was planned for a long time, watching, then information arises about planned attacks
      No wonder Democrats had 4 Americans DIE in Bengazi. Further, we have assets in Iraq that a history of leakers like Schiff would place in jeopardy. These late night hosts are incompetant.

    • @jrgordon47
      @jrgordon47 Před 4 lety +3

      Yea...He only had a second...He had a early tee time...

  • @ElroyMcDuff
    @ElroyMcDuff Před 4 lety +335

    "Elect a clown, expect a circus."

    • @MiguelGarcia-ft9gj
      @MiguelGarcia-ft9gj Před 4 lety +10

      ElroyMcDuff This should be printed as a warning or shown on the screen before casting their ballot, even better we should have billboards with this message as a public announcement.

    • @jeramibross1369
      @jeramibross1369 Před 4 lety +10

      @Lock City hahaha you are so funny. Look it's disgusting you are tricked by a business man. But it's true that the world is looking at this circus wondering how the Americans can be so dumb. The world looks at Trump as a clown. the world isn't looking at democrats like they are clowns. Look at all of Trump's friends they are criminals. Damn look at your morals. Your bar is so low. You'd fallow any rich man in their castle in the sky.

    • @1975curt
      @1975curt Před 4 lety +2

      ElroyMcDuff Hehehe😂🤣

    • @aarongaffney725
      @aarongaffney725 Před 4 lety +5

      @@MiguelGarcia-ft9gj Unfortunately, that is what they love about him. CHeap entertainment.

    • @timothycraig6363
      @timothycraig6363 Před 4 lety +2

      But he was never elected by the American citizens!!! This should be real clear by now, after Moscow Mitty got caught in trying to fix the North Carolina's democratic electoral voting system, by spending millions of dollars to take away American citizens voting rights, just like the repubs party has done in just about every state in the United States of America, they have been caught in ever low life skam in the books!!! People what ever happened to love of your country??? Repubs, don't any of you have any morals anymore, or is it just the love of the God oh mighty dollar???

  • @TheMercilessEye
    @TheMercilessEye Před 4 lety +321

    Pompeo: "There are some things we simply cannot make public because we haven't finished making them up, as yet..."

    • @asideofaioli4630
      @asideofaioli4630 Před 4 lety +9

      Basically. Got to get all the stories to line up first.

    • @landisgallagher
      @landisgallagher Před 4 lety +1

      Maybe it’s a source close inside the quds force? Like sensitive intelligence when the democrats had people testify in the sciff

    • @madyjules
      @madyjules Před 4 lety +1

      👍 perfect!!

    • @aliawilson4915
      @aliawilson4915 Před 4 lety +5

      @@asideofaioli4630 haha, they will never get their stories straight they will just amplify in all sorts of different direction as we go along,

    • @tm13tube
      @tm13tube Před 4 lety +4

      I enjoy it when they accidentally tell the truth. My favorite was trump discussing Hilary and said, "She should have won."

  • @gpan62
    @gpan62 Před 4 lety +337

    Just read that US embassies were not warned of imminent attacks

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 Před 4 lety +42

      None of the embassies were under attack. NOT one! IT WAS ALL LIES OUT OF COMPULSIVE LIAR'S MOUTH & POMPEEPEE'S BOTH LIED THROUGH THEIR CORRUPT TEETH.

    • @antiwar8859
      @antiwar8859 Před 4 lety +25

      Trump didn't seem to think embassy lives mattered.

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 Před 4 lety +14

      @@antiwar8859 House and those GOP that will work with them should charge tRUMP with WAR CRIMES. And ADD it to his impeachment.

    • @michelekett8450
      @michelekett8450 Před 4 lety +3

      Most of the Embassy’s have been closed.

    • @AJMIckna2010
      @AJMIckna2010 Před 4 lety +8

      That's their own fault. They should have had someone from the Mar-a-lago staff call and tell them. As I understand it, they all knew about all this days in advance...

  • @davedee6745
    @davedee6745 Před 4 lety +450

    When Pearl Harbor happened, FDR didn't just attack Japan. He did a speech and asked for congressional approval. And that WAS an attack not a possible attack down the road.

    • @mohitoBhau5499
      @mohitoBhau5499 Před 4 lety +26

      Excellent example. What a wonderful speech it was too.

    • @user-uk6uz6bx5p
      @user-uk6uz6bx5p Před 4 lety +11

      We are not going to war or delcaring war on Iran this is why he had no obligation to ask congress. FDR declared war so he had to ask congress for permission. The president has to be able to respond quickly in some situations. Republican or democrats we need to allow the president some ability to respond to threats before they happen. The world is not as sugar coated as people seem to think it is in the bubble they reside in. The world is dangrous and full of predators preying on the weak chose which one your going to be...

    • @TheInfiniteSheldon
      @TheInfiniteSheldon Před 4 lety +75

      @@user-uk6uz6bx5p "We are not going to war" Sending the drone to kill their General was *literally* going to war.

    • @maxwelljames3573
      @maxwelljames3573 Před 4 lety +58

      @@user-uk6uz6bx5p killing a general is a declaration of war

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom Před 4 lety +28

      @@user-uk6uz6bx5p idiot

  • @aztn19
    @aztn19 Před 3 lety +59

    Remembering when Trump declaring war on Iran was the worst thing of 2020...
    How naive we were all those years back, 7months ago.

    • @MS-st1zb
      @MS-st1zb Před 3 lety +1

      Bomb, bomb, bomb...bomb, bomb Iran, who said that?

    • @aleveland1081
      @aleveland1081 Před 3 lety +1

      I said. Four years ago that trump would declare war someplace.that he is dangerous

  • @classchair
    @classchair Před 4 lety +316

    "These are split-second decisions..." Committing an act of war SHOULD NOT be a split-second decision.

    • @bettyturner2940
      @bettyturner2940 Před 4 lety +1

      classchair

    • @ErykaSoleil
      @ErykaSoleil Před 4 lety +7

      classchair : There are times when the "split-second decision" argument could legitimately be used, but I HIGHLY doubt that was actually the case here.

    • @eddiep812
      @eddiep812 Před 4 lety +3

      classchair: "These are split-second decisions..." Committing an act of war SHOULD NOT be a split-second decision. - The truth is that it really wasn't a split-second decision: Trump had authorized the killing of Soleimani in June 2019 on the condition that he had been involved in the killing of any American: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qasem_Soleimani (as excerpted from section "U.S. decision-making" / Wikipedia - Qasem Soleimani) Details of the operation was of a clandestine nature.

    • @civicgsr19
      @civicgsr19 Před 4 lety +3

      Remember when they said Hillary would lead us into war?
      Does anyone know when "OW! My Balls!" comes on?

    • @stanmoon8806
      @stanmoon8806 Před 4 lety +1

      @@eddiep812 did you just use Wikipedia as a source😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @phineasthegreat2402
    @phineasthegreat2402 Před 4 lety +232

    “You keep using that word, imminent. I do not think it means what you think it means”

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 Před 4 lety +11

      Well, Trump does spell it "eminent", so....

    • @bq6162
      @bq6162 Před 4 lety +7

      Phineas The Great
      Inconceivable!

    • @apjoeapjoe
      @apjoeapjoe Před 4 lety +3

      PB allusion. Nice!

    • @phineasthegreat2402
      @phineasthegreat2402 Před 4 lety +2

      Jered Kohsman
      Now stop it. I mean it!!
      🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Y’all are cracking me up!

    • @queenshay
      @queenshay Před 4 lety +1

      Well played!!!!

  • @Pizzarules
    @Pizzarules Před 4 lety +494

    “If you’re American in the region, days and weeks - this is not something that’s relevant...”
    Da fuq does that even mean? 🧐.

    • @LadyMFUnicorn
      @LadyMFUnicorn Před 4 lety +100

      Translation "I am not telling the truth. So I'll confuse you instead"

    • @mrlogick1098
      @mrlogick1098 Před 4 lety +16

      😂😂 right ?

    • @RobertChambersJr
      @RobertChambersJr Před 4 lety +3

      Watch the whole interview and find out

    • @LotharioIsBack
      @LotharioIsBack Před 4 lety +4

      It means that the timeline doesnt matter as the consequences would be so grave that at any timeline something shouldve been done.

    • @tcg4111
      @tcg4111 Před 4 lety +46

      @@RobertChambersJr LOL yea I did. It still didn't make ANY SENSE whatsoever. The entire question is about IMMINENCE. How are days nor weeks NOT relevant to an IMMINENT attack?!
      You KNOW you're in a cult when you still figure out some way to square THIS circle! 😂😂😂

  • @valentinli332
    @valentinli332 Před 4 lety +135

    The attack was so immenent that they didn't know where or when it was going to happen.

    • @asideofaioli4630
      @asideofaioli4630 Před 4 lety +11

      Or who. Word on the street is he just closed his eyes and pointed to a name on the list. "Hm. He'll do. 🤷‍♂️."

    • @avalsonline2
      @avalsonline2 Před 4 lety +10

      @@SPQR7117 how was he a terrorist? I keep hearings how horrible and how deadly he was, except I have not heard of him prior to his assassination. nothing on the news, nothing on the internet. But all of the sudden he is terrorist #1. what exactly did he do?

    • @fionaanderson5796
      @fionaanderson5796 Před 4 lety +10

      @@SPQR7117 "He was a terrorist."
      He was head of one of the two branches of Iranian military. His troops were fighting AGAINST ISIS, who happen to be IN his country trying to destabilise it. He was also fending off an outside nation trying to dictate how his country should be run.
      If he's a terrorist then so are the top US brass.

    • @avalsonline2
      @avalsonline2 Před 4 lety +2

      no? nothing to prove your empty assertions? that is the trouble with parroting your government's lies. When it comes to proving them, the government fails as well.

    • @jay-goes-to-europebb7386
      @jay-goes-to-europebb7386 Před 4 lety +7

      @@SPQR7117 you have no idea what you're talking about do you? Judging by your atrocious grasp of English, I'll assume that you are not a big fan of "book learning"! Dude was a flag officer in the military of a sovereign country! Whether or not you like him, his country, or his politics does not change the fact that to attack him (wherever he is) is an unprovoked act of war.
      I obviously don't expect any sort of reasoned response here, I'm pretty sure that you're not capable of such. However, if you do decide to reply, please at the very least have an actual fuckin point, instead of just insulting me, my parents, or making some childish political statement.
      Please feel free to prove me wrong with citable, verifiable, and actual facts though.... if you can.

  • @johnedward3404
    @johnedward3404 Před 4 lety +173

    IT'S SO PAINFUL TO WATCH THESE REPUBLICANS SELL THEIR SOULS, AND TELL BLATANT LIES. THE ONLY THING SADDER IS THE POOR PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THEM.

    • @SPQR7117
      @SPQR7117 Před 4 lety +2

      You're obscenely delusional. But you're free to make-believe all you want.

    • @rhabdoviridae
      @rhabdoviridae Před 4 lety +13

      It’s easier to fool a person than to convince them they’ve been fooled. Trump supporters, typical of cultists, have long since taken their departure from reality.
      Ignorance is strength ... but not for the governed.

    • @wsmcke
      @wsmcke Před 4 lety +2

      @tra veler bot...

    • @bryangunson5852
      @bryangunson5852 Před 4 lety +1

      You act as if Democrats aren't total fucking liars as well stop the division of the country by choosing a political party and only questioning the opponent question all of them

    • @SPQR7117
      @SPQR7117 Před 4 lety +1

      @@rhabdoviridae Trump supporters? I know Trump supporters- some hold PhD's, Bacheloer's, Associates degrees, Tech degrees, some hold none. Point is- Trump supporters are from ALL "classes" if you will. It is you who is deluded into thinking there can only be one type of Trump supporter.
      Have you ever hear AOC speak? Its absolutely stunning at how shallow and unoriginal she is. Her and Bernie- they're churning out the real cultists. If you're honest, you'll admit to that fact. But somehow I doubt you're interested in truth...

  • @iam_kaution
    @iam_kaution Před 4 lety +442

    I love hearing comedians tear the President apart

    • @abthedragon4921
      @abthedragon4921 Před 4 lety +12

      Same

    • @tihzho
      @tihzho Před 4 lety +38

      The amazing thing is they don't have to write anything, just report what's going on!

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před 4 lety +18

      I love hearing News reporters take the president to task over his lies.

    • @johnO21
      @johnO21 Před 4 lety +14

      Ya funny but same time is sad.
      This must be taken serious to get this son-of-a-trump out the white house

    • @TheDarrlelennis
      @TheDarrlelennis Před 4 lety +10

      All they're doing is repeating what he says and does

  • @keirfarnum6811
    @keirfarnum6811 Před 4 lety +113

    It was such a split second decision that he spent five days bragging about it at Mar A Lago. That’s a long split second!

    • @peterquibell9773
      @peterquibell9773 Před 4 lety +3

      He was bragging about it before it even happened. Ask Eric the stupid or the people there, everyone knew even the coffee person.

  • @scottspa74
    @scottspa74 Před 4 lety +7

    I love when Seth cracks himself up. Also, that clip of when W said 'fool me once...', priceless. Seeing that again 10+ years later is amazing.

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 Před 4 lety +21

    Lol. I forgot about that Bush, “you can’t get fooled again,” thing. It is good to start the day off with laughter. I thank you Mr. President.

    • @heavyartillerysgt.g4367
      @heavyartillerysgt.g4367 Před 4 lety +1

      😂🤣😂🤣😂 he butchered the hell out of that

    • @glorioskey
      @glorioskey Před 4 lety +1

      Then that song by the Who popped in his head right in the middle.

    • @onnietalone3181
      @onnietalone3181 Před 4 lety

      no one would believe you! it is true, he did it on purpose, lol, take Bush over any Profesionalcomedian,, shawk and awe, lol oh lord help me,lol, just once

  • @Simracer1990
    @Simracer1990 Před 4 lety +116

    "We've lost all intelligence, repeat, we have no intelligence!"

    • @blackjackrose605
      @blackjackrose605 Před 4 lety +12

      Did they ever have any in the first place?

    • @Tharr-cx4uq
      @Tharr-cx4uq Před 4 lety +5

      You've used way to many syllables for these idiots to comprehend.

  • @nikxzed
    @nikxzed Před 4 lety +593

    America,
    Don't get "fooled again"
    Love always Australia.
    .

    • @scottpratico1315
      @scottpratico1315 Před 4 lety +57

      @Reginald Jones agreed. Trumpists act like they're the new silent majority when in fact they only won through gerrymandering, suppression and that racist concession to the south, the electoral college.

    • @executiveorder7146
      @executiveorder7146 Před 4 lety +9

      Well that was in fact a whole discrace first bush Sr and Bush Jr has major stock in oil and made billions off that war and was by far the funniest at speaking all while being cocky and not making since but the Iraq is nothing compared to Iran and a real threat

    • @whiteowl4097
      @whiteowl4097 Před 4 lety +21

      The fucking Russians hacked our election. We need to bring back hard copy ballots that can't be hacked like a computer.

    • @VVheeli
      @VVheeli Před 4 lety +20

      It’s less “don’t get fooled” and more “turn out in such high numbers no congressional fuckery happens”.
      But thanks for the hope. Hope things do better in Australia. If politicians won’t help, *good* people will.

    • @ginao6810
      @ginao6810 Před 4 lety +14

      Andrew Gan as an Aussie, I have faith in you guys; that you can do better and right the ship.
      And you’re dead right, you guys gotta show up and vote!!!

  • @RuleofFive
    @RuleofFive Před 4 lety +24

    When I listen to Bush and Trump I'm not just embarrassed to be an American......I'm ashamed to be human.

    • @thomashumphries7859
      @thomashumphries7859 Před 4 lety

      Feel free to leave

    • @RuleofFive
      @RuleofFive Před 4 lety +1

      Thomas Humphries Triggered? Oh no!

    • @thomashumphries7859
      @thomashumphries7859 Před 4 lety

      @@RuleofFive not triggered just trying to clear away the scrap

    • @RuleofFive
      @RuleofFive Před 4 lety +1

      Thomas Humphries It’s hard to think that there are people that are still dumb enough to get upset over criticisms of a war criminal and a wanna be mob boss but here you are.

    • @thomashumphries7859
      @thomashumphries7859 Před 4 lety

      @@RuleofFive if you are referring to the 45th President of the U.S.A. His name is either President Trump or Mr. President. It's the highest office in the country, act like you were raised and not jerked up. What's your problem ? You know his long, long list of accomplishments. What have the Dems gotten done ? Not Squat !!! Is that why you elected them ?? To drink, vacation and fail at an impeachment ? Useless that's what the DNC is !!

  • @jenniedecker2009
    @jenniedecker2009 Před 4 lety +11

    beneath the humor lies truth so devastating we must laugh to survive

  • @Lelffy
    @Lelffy Před 4 lety +222

    “We don’t know when and we don’t know where but they were real.” Ummmm, yeah, THAT makes sense.

    • @jtcorvin9614
      @jtcorvin9614 Před 4 lety +2

      Your hair doesn't make sense.

    • @killyouwithfire
      @killyouwithfire Před 4 lety +9

      JT Corvin what does that even mean? What’s wrong with it? I just can’t.... you know what yeah

    • @h.m.6375
      @h.m.6375 Před 4 lety +17

      "Are the imminent attacks in the room with us... right now?"

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 Před 4 lety +2

      @@h.m.6375 Hahaha I'm dead 🤣

    • @noraamburgey5463
      @noraamburgey5463 Před 4 lety +5

      @@jtcorvin9614 Idiot

  • @melted_cheetah
    @melted_cheetah Před 4 lety +162

    Lemme guess, "there are some known unknowns"?

    • @alejandrokaplan7243
      @alejandrokaplan7243 Před 4 lety +11

      melted cheetah the are also “some unknown unknowns”

    • @itgetter9
      @itgetter9 Před 4 lety +8

      With the trump administration, of course, even all the knowns are still unknown.

    • @alejandrokaplan7243
      @alejandrokaplan7243 Před 4 lety +2

      itgetter9 does he have any known unknowns

    • @sand9577
      @sand9577 Před 4 lety

      Pedantry aside. In a project scheduling and risk analysis there's a term called "known unknowns" I think David Hullet coined that term. It basically means things you know are an issue, are going to be a problem, but you can't talk about them. The example was: "We're building this new car path to give mobility to this community." Some random guy: "No we're not, we are building it so the local politician can access his estate faster."

    • @joshuab464
      @joshuab464 Před 4 lety +1

      It’s unknown.....

  • @averyjames9658
    @averyjames9658 Před 4 lety +30

    " believed, probably, could have been"?? WTF?!

    • @jonanice
      @jonanice Před 4 lety +4

      Avery James IKR its like Drumpfs minions aren’t even trying at this point

  • @wrongwayranger684
    @wrongwayranger684 Před 4 lety +36

    Our Politicians are horrible people. There’s no denying that

  • @middlelle
    @middlelle Před 4 lety +252

    Sadly, his base eats his crap in hopes they will shi* out sunshine

    • @Peter_S_
      @Peter_S_ Před 4 lety +42

      Did you know that 1 out of 3 trump supporters is just as stupid as the other 2?

    • @MO-to2dc
      @MO-to2dc Před 4 lety +6

      😂👍

    • @CCCC-rw9hx
      @CCCC-rw9hx Před 4 lety +2

      @brodie kercheval is is correct

    • @Peter_S_
      @Peter_S_ Před 4 lety +12

      ​@brodie kercheval No. Please learn grammar to stop committing such errors. Literacy matters. The subject of the sentence is an individual "1 out of 3 trump supporters" and the predicate is "just as stupid as the other 2", thus *is* would be the correct linking verb. Using are is what a yokel or a dotard supporter would do. Don't do that.

    • @nevermorefrompast-qx5wb
      @nevermorefrompast-qx5wb Před 4 lety +2

      @@Peter_S_ if trump sais so

  • @timothymulholland7905
    @timothymulholland7905 Před 4 lety +130

    The immanent threat was impeachment.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Před 4 lety +8

      Impeachment isn't a threat, it's a cure and relief from a malignant orange headache.

    • @Cypresssina
      @Cypresssina Před 4 lety +5

      🔔 Ding 🔔 Ding 🔔 Ding 🔔

    • @randycouch2769
      @randycouch2769 Před 4 lety

      Impeachment by who?? The wacky left!! Trump will win in 2020

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 Před 4 lety +1

      @@randycouch2769 you're calling the Left "wacky".

    • @katherinekurzius290
      @katherinekurzius290 Před 4 lety

      Accurately and concisely put, thanks!

  • @michelpelletier3589
    @michelpelletier3589 Před 4 lety +21

    "Trust me" says the con-man.

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 Před 4 lety +190

    “there was no specific intelligence” - description of Trump

    • @quedizzle7378
      @quedizzle7378 Před 4 lety +4

      He possesses the intellectual power of a cabbage.

    • @christinechin1909
      @christinechin1909 Před 4 lety +3

      Que Dizzle - Cabbages are much more intelligent 🥬 🧠

  • @philj3167
    @philj3167 Před 4 lety +480

    From outside USA;
    How did he become president?
    and how the F is he STILL president?

    • @Gravelark
      @Gravelark Před 4 lety +75

      Phil Kallahar From inside the USA: voter suppression.

    • @uberquellen
      @uberquellen Před 4 lety +49

      Stupid is as stupid does. The Republicans have a narrow platform. Main points are guns, pro-life, and get rid of illegals. There’s a few more but I think the 3 biggest ones are the ones I listed.

    • @sidilicious11
      @sidilicious11 Před 4 lety +58

      Phil Kallahar I feel exactly the same way every day and I’m inside the US.

    • @moniqueportillo527
      @moniqueportillo527 Před 4 lety +58

      Because there are dumb people in America that voted for this sorry excuse for a human being!

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 Před 4 lety +41

      Phil Kallahar.. it was RIGGED by Republicunts party and RUSSIAN TROLLS. tRUMP is staged president to do the CORRUPT GOP and REPUGNANT party's bidding.

  • @ydiop603
    @ydiop603 Před 4 lety +675

    Who would've thought we'll live long enough to have a president dumber than Bush !?!?

    • @justsaying3729
      @justsaying3729 Před 4 lety +54

      Trump makes Bush look like a Genius. Trump is a Gifter and a con-man.

    • @Pizzarules
      @Pizzarules Před 4 lety +9

      We may not survive long under this one tho.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +7

      And with less of a heart.

    • @thevideogamearchive.
      @thevideogamearchive. Před 4 lety +2

      This sentence proves the idiocy in this section. If anyone here is above 18 then I hope you are not educators.

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 Před 4 lety +1

      Don’t give them all that much credit...they got us to where we are today. Just sayin 😉

  • @dafcorleone
    @dafcorleone Před 4 lety +7

    "Bad news guys everything is green"😂😂😂😂

  • @gabbi3
    @gabbi3 Před 4 lety +13

    Did ‘No Role Modelz’ by J Cole play in anyone else’s head after that George Bush quote?

    • @monaymosley3109
      @monaymosley3109 Před 3 lety

      Yes I was waiting on sb to point this out 😭😝

  • @ravagezero1713
    @ravagezero1713 Před 4 lety +49

    The hardest part about a lie , is keeping it straight when having to keep repeating it.

    • @denyze2263
      @denyze2263 Před 4 lety

      Ravage Zero .... So true

    • @dollyshaw8493
      @dollyshaw8493 Před 4 lety +1

      Judge Judy, " If you tell the truth, you do not have to have a good memory."

    • @ravagezero1713
      @ravagezero1713 Před 4 lety

      @@dollyshaw8493 Dolly. You are my Internet Wonder Woman today. Perfect quote to sum it up.

  • @darksenesay92
    @darksenesay92 Před 4 lety +62

    "Weapons of bass destruction" had me dying I could barely tolerededed it.

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 Před 4 lety +3

      Dummy!! You spale it "tolerided"!! Like Ore-Ida!! Gosh, yore dum!

    • @buiItnotbought
      @buiItnotbought Před 4 lety +2

      That would be a sick name for the loudest sub in the world

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 Před 4 lety +1

      @@buiItnotbought
      JBL or some company should be trademarking that one fast!

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 Před 4 lety +1

      I had those in my car during high school

  • @gothling1955
    @gothling1955 Před 4 lety +1

    Pompeo as the Frenchman... HILARIOUS!!!

  • @BollywoodBonanzaB
    @BollywoodBonanzaB Před 3 lety +1

    That second use of the "Talerruhrehrted" clip - I completely lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 Před 4 lety +678

    She's not operating with a full deck?
    Trump doesn't even have a deck to operate with!

    • @johnO21
      @johnO21 Před 4 lety +20

      trump makes up his own rules has the game goes on

    • @ImTheJoker4u
      @ImTheJoker4u Před 4 lety +26

      He has a deck, but they’re uno cards. 🤪

    • @m0rthaus
      @m0rthaus Před 4 lety +21

      Also, the idiom is "she's not PLAYING with a full deck". He can't even get insults right ffs...

    • @mockingjay_2397
      @mockingjay_2397 Před 4 lety +14

      I don't even think he has a dick to operate with.

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 Před 4 lety +6

      HAHAHAHAHA..LMAO AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!?

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool Před 4 lety +97

    Which 4 embassies? And then why didn’t you warn them of an imminent attack?
    -I’m calling bull 💩

  • @nospam3327
    @nospam3327 Před 4 lety +6

    "We can't get fooled again..."

  • @Penny3131977
    @Penny3131977 Před 4 lety +1

    The clip of Bush messing up the “fool me once” will always be a classic!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Penny3131977
      @Penny3131977 Před 4 lety

      afutla qian I agree with you. I’m laughing at his ignorance only. 😉

  • @lohfert86
    @lohfert86 Před 4 lety +226

    Sometimes i miss Bush, but then i see the old clips "Right he was an idiot too".

    • @anniesue4456
      @anniesue4456 Před 4 lety +20

      He was a figurehead pawn for the military industrial complex and the religious right wing period

    • @aladdinsane848
      @aladdinsane848 Před 4 lety +8

      Bush:Trump = Einstein: Piece of Cheddar

    • @JenniferMenendez522
      @JenniferMenendez522 Před 4 lety +10

      I miss Will Ferrell as President Bush.

    • @beckyguelette5114
      @beckyguelette5114 Před 4 lety +13

      Remember when Cheney assured us that the Iraqis would be throwing roses at U.S.marines?pompeo is spitting out the same garbage.

    • @Lisa59
      @Lisa59 Před 4 lety +3

      I almost spit out my coffee laughing at this! You are so funny

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +181

    If Donnie's read so much as one sentence of the Constitution, I'll eat my hat.
    And whatever that thing is he keeps on his head, for that matter.

  • @jamerson808
    @jamerson808 Před 4 lety +19

    So when is the president going to prison for muder?

    • @blue_thingys8813
      @blue_thingys8813 Před 4 lety +2

      One can only hope police will be waiting outside the White House when hes finally voted out

    • @waynetrinier4654
      @waynetrinier4654 Před 4 lety +2

      Jamerson XTHEX Maybe after they hang him for treason.

    • @Islandswamp
      @Islandswamp Před 4 lety +2

      Remember how people wanted Bush tried for war crimes, then Obama basically said we should all just let it go and move on? I remember that. That's when I knew that the rich and powerful would never actually face any repercussions for their crimes.

    • @jamerson808
      @jamerson808 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Islandswamp it's so sad but you're absolutely right😕

    • @bademoxy
      @bademoxy Před 3 lety

      bringing up Obama's drone strikes, are we?

  • @neskyz4259
    @neskyz4259 Před 4 lety +5

    "I can reveal that I believe...". WTF is that??

  • @takeahike2993
    @takeahike2993 Před 4 lety +66

    "I'm the decider! Fool me once, can't get fooled agin!" 😂

    • @ntl5983
      @ntl5983 Před 4 lety +1

      Evil doer.

    • @DarkComatose15
      @DarkComatose15 Před 4 lety +1

      John Smith i can’t handle that its so funny, it just never stops being funny

    • @chickensdone1
      @chickensdone1 Před 4 lety +2

      Would’ve been better if they followed that clip up with some lyrics from The Who with a similarly titled song.

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw Před 4 lety

      @@DarkComatose15 yeah well it might be *funny* except for the fact that Bush and Cheney are responsible for the death of over 1 million innocent human beings

  • @kmh1556
    @kmh1556 Před 4 lety +186

    Oh my goodness. This administration has gone rogue. Like, when the hell is enough, enough?

    • @MrMome1612
      @MrMome1612 Před 4 lety +10

      VOTE BLUE 2020

    • @adriandussault6941
      @adriandussault6941 Před 4 lety

      Who are you voting for in November?

    • @88joshuajohnathan
      @88joshuajohnathan Před 4 lety +1

      MAGA

    • @moewilson4605
      @moewilson4605 Před 4 lety +5

      As a Canadian just watching all this crazy, I believe Trumpo will win another four years because the Democrats if they go with Bernie have a candidate too far left. They need a Democrat that is centre left to appeal to more Americans. Just my thought.

    • @beckyguelette5114
      @beckyguelette5114 Před 4 lety +1

      Bush Cheney were skilled enough liars to turn it into two terms. God help us.

  • @teaganreads
    @teaganreads Před 4 lety +12

    He sounds like he is having a bunch of mini strokes😄🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @stevejordan7275
    @stevejordan7275 Před 4 lety +11

    Why is no one asking how assassinating Soleimani would stop his minions from carrying out this imminent attack?
    It's not like he was going to climb into a berzerk-a-tron war robot and wreak havoc by himself; he gave orders and his officers and men carried them out.
    You kill him and all you have is a "Remember the Alamo" war cry to inspire the attack that killing him wasn't going to stop.

    • @felixphilippe7224
      @felixphilippe7224 Před 4 lety

      yup. at this point quds force has evolved and the whole structure is firmly embedded. hence the new leader being a finance guy.

    • @solraczevehc3761
      @solraczevehc3761 Před 4 lety

      Was thinking the same thing!

  • @rwags6848
    @rwags6848 Před 4 lety +107

    Lauren Ingram... “Would there have been other embassies?”
    Donny.... [thinking, that’s not not a bad idea]. Yes, there were 4 embassies.

    • @mikereseigh
      @mikereseigh Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah that's the ticket!

    • @scotts5308
      @scotts5308 Před 4 lety +4

      yes, four... or maybe it is forty four if you include possible future children of the slain general. ALL EMBASSIES COULD HAVE BEEN TARGETS and only the actions of tRUMP saved the universe!! ALL LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE IS NOW INDEBTED TO tRUMP!!! ALL HAIL THE SECOND COMING OF THE LORD tRUMP!!

  • @michaelkgrantj
    @michaelkgrantj Před 4 lety +109

    Alabama was going to have a hurricane, there was an imminent threat and it was snowing in 70° weather.

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 Před 4 lety +12

      tRUMP's an IDIOT! But he swears he's a stable genius. In preschool level.😲

    • @obridget02
      @obridget02 Před 4 lety

      And there's a snow blizzard in Australia as we speak. 😁

  • @uluanathanjuniorahfook6354
    @uluanathanjuniorahfook6354 Před 4 lety +26

    One word for his action on Iran...” Murderer “

  • @applepie8772
    @applepie8772 Před 4 lety +2

    Guilliani is the Raiders of the Lost ark character that melted!

  • @saxyrep1
    @saxyrep1 Před 4 lety +51

    That "fool me, can't get fooled again" quote is W. Bush's greatest legacy. Never gets old... 😂

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 Před 4 lety +1

      "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
      "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
      "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties."
      "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."
      "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
      "I think I was unprepared for war."
      "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
      And my personal favorite... "Mission Accomplished"

  • @slayerman118
    @slayerman118 Před 4 lety +136

    3:38 HOW CAN THE ATTACKS BE "IMMINENT" IF YOU DON'T KNOW *_WHERE_* OR *_WHEN_* THEY'RE HAPPENING, _MIKE!?_

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 Před 4 lety +6

      Shh... don't say that out loud... he doesn't want to be removed for incompetence.

    • @GK-qc5ry
      @GK-qc5ry Před 4 lety +4

      Exactly this. Was thinking the same thing.

    • @matta8569
      @matta8569 Před 4 lety +1

      It's possible they picked up incomplete intelligence, communications talking about embassy attacks but were missing the sites/dates/other details, or it's possible they heard rumours from local sources saying something was about to go down but they didn't have all the specifics and couldn't verify anything 100%.. or it's possible Trump responded to the Ayatollah saying Trump "couldn't do anything" about the US embassy getting attacked by protesters, by picking a bad guy to blow up. Vote this fall if you don't like his style.

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 Před 4 lety +1

      Aralorn Wolf That’s no longer a thing

    • @edgarassongaila8598
      @edgarassongaila8598 Před 4 lety

      @@aralornwolf3140 do you say that they shouldnt kil this terorist who was in iraq where bombing is aproved by congres? why? do you suport terorism?

  • @serious7179
    @serious7179 Před 4 lety +1

    The thing that I really love about Seth, besides him delivering the news, is that he seems genuine and kind of wholesome in a weird sort of way ... when I watch him, I feel like I'm watching a friend :-)

  • @jcauley9
    @jcauley9 Před 4 lety +1

    Hey seth, thanks for waking my kid. I literally lolled

  • @TheCalvinProblen
    @TheCalvinProblen Před 4 lety +293

    Trump's got a full deck. However, the game is Poker, and he's turned up to the table with a Pokemon starter deck.

    • @buiItnotbought
      @buiItnotbought Před 4 lety +5

      Yugi dark magician deck lol

    • @seanwhite506
      @seanwhite506 Před 4 lety +1

      More like chess and he's dictating the game..the foolish democrats are walking straight into his plan..dude is not dumb by no means..and for all you keep thinking that so you can give us more material to laugh at come 2020 election...Trump wins again..lets revisit this post come then.

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 Před 4 lety +10

      He has Pokemon cards yet he still yells out, "aha! You have activated my trap card."

    • @Voldine2
      @Voldine2 Před 4 lety +2

      Ugh. More like an Uno deck. The trumpweasel in Sun & Moon was a bad enough connection. Stop tainting pokemon by associating it with the orange shitstain.

    • @RobiBue
      @RobiBue Před 4 lety +1

      It doesn’t matter if he’s got a Pokémon starter deck or a blank card deck, in the end he uses the Trump card anyway, no matter who this elephant tramples on, the constitution, the flag, or the American people.

  • @mrtrailesafety
    @mrtrailesafety Před 4 lety +99

    And Dick Cheney walks amongst us still. And his acolytes have multiplied.

    • @sprybug
      @sprybug Před 4 lety +4

      Who wouldofthunk the powerful elite are all criminals and should be in prison.

    • @Sweet.Mother.of.Cheesus
      @Sweet.Mother.of.Cheesus Před 4 lety +1

      This sickens me everytime I think of it. Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rowe, Roce... et al... they're fucking war criminals and they not just got off scot free they even made millions for themselves and billions for their donators

    • @bhunji1850
      @bhunji1850 Před 4 lety

      Pompeo is even worse than Cheney. Pompeo's "handicap" however is that the Iraq war already happened and that the American people won't be lied into another version of it.

    • @Sweet.Mother.of.Cheesus
      @Sweet.Mother.of.Cheesus Před 4 lety

      @@bhunji1850 "The American people" are being fed lies constantly and a very big part of'em (aka Trump voters) happily eats'em up.. and another part (aka Republican voters) at least willfully chooses to ignore them.
      As bad as it may sound but the American people will follow tRump even into this next war or at least won't hold him and his cronies accountable for it. Remeber? The brown people with the strange clothes, those are ALWAYS the bad guys in the end.. and therefore have to be fought one way or another - even though the American people would love nothing more than to live peacefully...

  • @rodgeraarons8997
    @rodgeraarons8997 Před 4 lety +7

    “ won’t get fooled again”. The Who

  • @DimaRakesah
    @DimaRakesah Před 4 lety +2

    To be fair, even simple decisions probably feel like split second ones when you're constantly lying about everything on the fly.

  • @randymcgaugh8194
    @randymcgaugh8194 Před 4 lety +45

    He had to make a split second decision that he had already made 7 months ago.

  • @janethards16
    @janethards16 Před 4 lety +82

    During these times I need this.

    • @frankie1012
      @frankie1012 Před 4 lety +2

      Janet Hards it’s the ONLY good thing that has come of Dump’s administration....amazing comedy

    • @lebredamcelroy832
      @lebredamcelroy832 Před 4 lety

      So WONDER HE FACECOLD AGING PALE red DEMONIC ORANGE OH DEVIL LIES 🗣️💄 PIG IS STILL A PIG-💄 🐷🎭 🎭👹👹

  • @how2pick4name
    @how2pick4name Před 4 lety +42

    "He believed there probably could have been"
    lol wut?

    • @MandleRoss
      @MandleRoss Před 4 lety +1

      Three qualifiers in one sentence. I think that maybe sounds legit, I guess.

    • @SPQR7117
      @SPQR7117 Před 4 lety

      @@MandleRoss Hey I mean that's how the Dems went about it with their iMpEaChMeNt bullshit.

    • @Ross63819
      @Ross63819 Před 4 lety +1

      SPblahblahblah
      Okay sir or ma’am...
      Did you read the transcripts?
      If you did you will clearly see that trump was guilty... so explain how was it bullshit? Because the claim of no due process or the house had 0 Rep votes for it...
      I’d love to hear this one 🍿🍿🍿

    • @SPQR7117
      @SPQR7117 Před 4 lety

      @@Ross63819 I did actually :)
      Too bad you "saw" something else. That transcript does _nothing_ to prove any level of actual impeachable crime. This was, is, and always will be seen as a purely 100% partisan abuse of duties by the HoR.
      I do love the childishness of nutty Nancy though- "it doesn't matter what happens in the Senate because he's impeached forever!! so neener neener neener!!!" Even she knew this wasn't going anywhere so she tried to pretend they got some sort of consolation prize, like a few headlines that say "IMPEACHED" lmao. There's other headlines that say ACQUITTED afterwards.

    • @Ross63819
      @Ross63819 Před 4 lety

      SPQR7117
      Trump: “Mr. Giuliani is a highly respected man. He was the mayor of New York City, a great mayor, and I would like him to
      call you. I will ask him to call yoti along with the Attorney General Rudy very much knows what's happening and he is a very capable guy.”
      Trump: “There's a lot of talk about Biden's son, that Biden stopped the prosecution and a lot of people want to find out about that so whatever you can do with the Attorney General would be great. Biden went around bragging that he stopped the prosecution so if
      you can look into it...“
      Trump: “ I wouldn't say that it's reciprocal necessarily because things are happening that are not good but the United States has been very very good to Ukraine.”
      Ukraine President: “We are ready to continue to cooperate for the next steps specifically we are almost ready to buy more Javelins from
      the United States for defense purposes.”

      Trump: “I would like you to do us a favor though because our country has been through a lot and Ukraine knows a lot about it.“
      These statements are straight from the transcript... What I “saw” was the president withholding aide from Ukraine due to reciprocating because Trump was waiting for a foreign power to investigate an American citizen that is a political opponent...
      Mot only that, Trumps administration tries hiding the evidence in a top secret area and was discovered because of the impeachment investigation...
      So article 1 abuse of power he is found guilty via the transcript
      Article 2 obstruction of justice guilty for trying to tamper and hide evidence ...

  • @lillyspeier7421
    @lillyspeier7421 Před 4 lety +1

    love already knowing every word of that “fool me once” bush quote bc of j cole 😂😂

  • @Redhunteur2
    @Redhunteur2 Před 4 lety +90

    "It was... twenty-five, twelve, ten, nine, eleven embassies. The number of embassies was just, phenomenal. I talked to people--very important people who you know but I can't reveal who they are at the moment--these... great and very fine people tell me the numbers are through the roof. Never seen, they say they... and they have been at this for quite some time I can tell you that, they say they have never seen the amount of embassies we were seeing recently. Just so very many embassies."

    • @yosoyviridiana7716
      @yosoyviridiana7716 Před 4 lety +15

      "... Nobody knows embassies more than I do..."

    • @norge0209
      @norge0209 Před 4 lety +12

      He speaks like someone using a speech to text app. Almost everything that comes out of his mouth is a word, but, if you string them together, it doesn’t make sense.

    • @blackberry4life482
      @blackberry4life482 Před 4 lety +7

      This comment section😂😂😂😂

    • @lankey3240
      @lankey3240 Před 4 lety +5

      OMG I was able to hear his voice..

    • @kierancalder8573
      @kierancalder8573 Před 4 lety +6

      Lads.. I think we found our speech writer!

  • @vstarr77
    @vstarr77 Před 4 lety +26

    I love when Seth takes a moment to laugh at himself, while making so many others laugh along with him.

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck Před 4 lety +20

    “I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
    (Washington DC, 12 May, 2008)”
    ― George W. Bush

    • @tajaicalip3825
      @tajaicalip3825 Před 4 lety +2

      ThE DuCk I have known their disgusting practice, with their prejudice behinds for a long time.

    • @GeoJuana
      @GeoJuana Před 4 lety +1

      Classic

  • @TheArtisanGeek
    @TheArtisanGeek Před 4 lety

    "Weapons of bass destruction" underrated joke!

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 Před 4 lety +105

    The bush joke about “fool me once” KILLED ME. Buy a cake for whomever was in the writers room yesterday.

    • @meanmikebojak1087
      @meanmikebojak1087 Před 4 lety +11

      The sad thing is it wasn't a joke. It went down in history as a Bushisim.

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah, not one of 'Dubya's' finest moments...

    • @halbaraddunedain
      @halbaraddunedain Před 4 lety +4

      @@meanmikebojak1087 I believe the joke referred to was 'Weapons of Bass Destruction'

    • @gryjffrs
      @gryjffrs Před 4 lety +3

      Strangely, I find myself missing ole W a little bit since we got an improved version (by republic*nt standards) of him in their latest presidential offering. I wonder if they'll one day top this idiot and I'll miss him as well.

    • @johnn2920
      @johnn2920 Před 4 lety +1

      @@gryjffrs I just say this Gary, if we get someone worse I really don't think you'll start missing the Orange (Oringe) Cheeto.
      Me, yeah I'd rather have Bush over Trump cause at least George is actually a lot better man than Donnie Little Hands Trump.
      I cut George some slack because I think it was Chenney that led him into Iraq.
      Bush should of done Stand Up instead of President because actually he was pretty funny at times. He'd had less regrets now and probably not as much gray hair.

  • @michaelhoerig5920
    @michaelhoerig5920 Před 4 lety +28

    It was a 'split-second decision' that was made seven months ago...

    • @katherinekurzius290
      @katherinekurzius290 Před 4 lety +1

      Right! That's why there was no time to notify Congress, much less ask permission!

  • @zombisexual6413
    @zombisexual6413 Před 4 lety +77

    It’s funny how trump supporters are so fast to say “fake news” to anything they don’t like, but will believe the stupidest things that trump comes up with

    • @noconaroubideaux9423
      @noconaroubideaux9423 Před 4 lety +2

      @Kenny H Did you mean to prove a zombisexual right? Cause you proved a zombisexual right. Lol

    • @caseyjc5
      @caseyjc5 Před 4 lety +1

      Exactly! I've argued with so many people online recently on Trump and this situation, but all they usually do is repeat Trump's and the neocon media's narratives as if that is without a doubt absolutely true. And I also get called a liberal/democrat/libtard when my political views are mostly conservative.

    • @caseyjc5
      @caseyjc5 Před 4 lety

      @@pams2270 Newsflash: Just because someone doesn't support Trump, doesn't automatically mean they support Democrat politicians, either.

    • @caseyjc5
      @caseyjc5 Před 4 lety

      @@pams2270 Actually I can have a political opinion and say it even without supporting any current major politician THANK YOU VERY MUCH! But the closest whom I would support would be Ron Paul even though he isn't a politician anymore.

    • @Ross63819
      @Ross63819 Před 4 lety +1

      Caisee
      I have debates all time with Trump supporters...
      There are some that believe that Michelle Obama is a man and that the Hillary/Emails scandal is real and that they never investigated her...
      I have a very progressive outlook towards things but it is refreshing to see someone from the right wing call out Trump supporters. Trump is the most corrupt lying sack of 💩 I’ve ever seen from a president. All they believe in is Paula White and Trump’s rally’s and tweets. It’s a cult ...

  • @lindabrooks1863
    @lindabrooks1863 Před 4 lety +1

    This was one of your MOST FUNNIEST SHOW!!LOVE IT

  • @USSTOLEDOSSN769
    @USSTOLEDOSSN769 Před 4 lety +89

    2:31 Not operating with a full deck?? Mr. Trump: your elevator barely makes it to the third floor.

    • @Anna-pf5up
      @Anna-pf5up Před 4 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ebybeehoney
      @ebybeehoney Před 4 lety +6

      Shhhh. His "elevator" is actually a closet. They just don't tell him he's not really going anywhere.

    • @teresaturnerporchia7854
      @teresaturnerporchia7854 Před 4 lety +1

      Or that the elevator is really the insane asylum..

    • @michaelmann7816
      @michaelmann7816 Před 4 lety +1

      Personally, I'm not totally convinced it makes it to the first floor.
      (I leave it to the reader to decide if I mean the first as Americans number it or as English people number it. Go with which ever provides the funniest image.)

    • @chriszerkel5874
      @chriszerkel5874 Před 4 lety +2

      No, it's in the basement. Waiting for a repair person.

  • @tapowatchorn8286
    @tapowatchorn8286 Před 4 lety +29

    That slur was unsettling. If my grandfather made that sound mid sentence I would be shining a light in his eyes to see if his pupils dilated.

  • @mariadiveris1979
    @mariadiveris1979 Před 4 lety

    hahah, My Dad made that exact same pocket Constitution joke yesterday when you aired it! "Not the Pocket Constitution" HHAa, too funny! good one.

  • @1smmrbrze
    @1smmrbrze Před 4 lety +1

    "tha card with the rules on it" Seth, you're keeping me from sleep " Stoppit!! 😆

  • @erin19030
    @erin19030 Před 4 lety +249

    Pompeo looks like he ate Christy.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před 4 lety +6

      😅

    • @rfeyman3682
      @rfeyman3682 Před 4 lety +4

      ...and then Jabba the Hut. Bring me Han Solo - ha, ha, ha.

    • @Zathrian451
      @Zathrian451 Před 4 lety +4

      trump ate both of them

    • @mpaczkow
      @mpaczkow Před 4 lety +3

      He acts like he is an animatronic Disney character. Who programmed him?

    • @jjp7914
      @jjp7914 Před 4 lety +2

      Trump’s a lard ass too

  • @fredflores8425
    @fredflores8425 Před 4 lety +37

    “You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”
    -Abraham Lincoln

    • @donrobertson4940
      @donrobertson4940 Před 4 lety

      Not even americans? And he only needs to fool about a quarter of the people - half of the half that bother to vote.
      Trump is actually smart enough to go sfter the 1/4 whi *do* vote. Dems keep courting oeople who don't vote - young people who think liking something on face book males a difference. Then get distracted by something shiny.

  • @JessicaFlores-gq9rx
    @JessicaFlores-gq9rx Před 4 lety +1

    I love it "Days are weeks, weeks are days"

  • @sirpfa
    @sirpfa Před 4 lety +1

    Man your killing it😂 i wonder how the world in particular politicians can pretend not to see what your saying🤔

  • @onnayoung7699
    @onnayoung7699 Před 4 lety +96

    He need to read that card with the rules on it.

    • @inyoface05
      @inyoface05 Před 4 lety

      @C.J. Tymczak damn it I was hoping I'd say it first

    • @melaniesonier
      @melaniesonier Před 4 lety

      Read maybe... comprehend well not likely

    • @wildwdflwr
      @wildwdflwr Před 4 lety

      Goddamit, I wish I could read.

  • @tommymcweedface229
    @tommymcweedface229 Před 4 lety +58

    When did he send anyone to protect these 4 embassies?

    • @juanpablomontalvo4715
      @juanpablomontalvo4715 Před 4 lety +6

      old fart
      Or evacuate them of unneeded personnel... add any kind of security hell even a few Pawl Blarts would be better than literally nothing

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 Před 4 lety +4

      He didnt - which says it all.

    • @elsagrace3893
      @elsagrace3893 Před 4 lety +1

      old fart 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 right?

    • @scottpratico1315
      @scottpratico1315 Před 4 lety +2

      Trump never said anything about an embassy. What embassy? Whose embassy? I barely met that embassy. I probably wouldn't recognize it if it were right here.

    • @apjoeapjoe
      @apjoeapjoe Před 4 lety +1

      Ah, ah, ah ☝🏾
      You’re using logic!
      😆

  • @poetryaddict1
    @poetryaddict1 Před 3 lety +2

    I forgot seth actually used to wear suits before COVID.

  • @glorysundaye3896
    @glorysundaye3896 Před 3 lety +2

    I forgot what a live studio audience sounds like

    • @ZagaStudios
      @ZagaStudios Před 3 lety

      I kinda prefer the new format, I like the silence, makes a good joke more enjoyable imo

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool Před 4 lety +114

    For *Putin’s Poodle* not liking dogs,
    His tail sure does wag a lot.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic Před 4 lety +4

      Pug
      They snort almost as much as trump

    • @dafttool
      @dafttool Před 4 lety +3

      Nevyn of OZ 1973 Lol Yes, they do.

    • @lafaces2949
      @lafaces2949 Před 4 lety +1

      dafttool 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mahle77
      @Mahle77 Před 4 lety

      dafttool He is working for Israel.

    • @dafttool
      @dafttool Před 4 lety +2

      Mahle77 He’s “working” for a lot of entities. Just this weekend he bragged about the Saudis paying a billion dollars to have American soldiers relocated there as essentially mercenaries

  • @blackenedsprite8542
    @blackenedsprite8542 Před 4 lety +30

    'we didn't have time to obey the law, surely everyone understands that laws only apply when you have time for them'.

  • @atoast54
    @atoast54 Před 3 lety

    I forgot this happened before, so the Judy melting joke is even funnier!

  • @wushock97
    @wushock97 Před 4 lety +3

    Hannity said “I think it’s time to return to Constitutional government.” The very first time I agree with him.

  • @DagoRuiz
    @DagoRuiz Před 4 lety +172

    "Make America Sane Again"
    Lock him up already, for crying out loud.

    • @adriandussault6941
      @adriandussault6941 Před 4 lety

      Who are you voting for in November?

    • @phenoMenon_900
      @phenoMenon_900 Před 4 lety +5

      He is just the tip of the iceberg. The main problem is his devotees and their families. That is America's primary concern..America should focus on education.

    • @C.Chandler_May
      @C.Chandler_May Před 4 lety +4

      MASA?

    • @Illn8ture
      @Illn8ture Před 4 lety +4

      Tbh I don't think you'll have the African American vote using that acronym. Just saying. Democrats need to go vote. We want Trump gone go vote.

    • @terryoesch8989
      @terryoesch8989 Před 4 lety +2

      Lock you up for being stupid

  • @TheTlost72
    @TheTlost72 Před 4 lety +29

    What do you expect the GOP to actually be honest,

    • @lafaces2949
      @lafaces2949 Před 4 lety

      Jarrod B right that part........ they put him in office 🦈🐍🐀

  • @kennethbyrne3198
    @kennethbyrne3198 Před 4 lety +1

    i've never binge watched anything EVER i fined myself like ground hogs day watching every closer look on utube i love the comments u people r great thanx

  • @Ray-co7hi
    @Ray-co7hi Před 4 lety

    Excellent! As always.

  • @trowabarton345
    @trowabarton345 Před 4 lety +111

    He didn’t get a big enough laugh for “weapons of bass destruction.”

    • @Gfriend_Buddy99
      @Gfriend_Buddy99 Před 4 lety +1

      I read that as weapons of ass destruction...

    • @CliffUK49
      @CliffUK49 Před 4 lety +1

      Evan Williams they probably thought he was serious 😂

    • @macandcheese__
      @macandcheese__ Před 4 lety

      ah fck, i didnt catch ot the first time 😂😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety

      Gotta say, even I didn't get it at first.

    • @katherinekurzius290
      @katherinekurzius290 Před 4 lety +1

      That was charity - he has a very Small fishing rod...

  • @TheFoxfires
    @TheFoxfires Před 4 lety +61

    Sadly there’s people arguing for what he did. Even arguing for an all-out war with Iran! It’s insane out here…

    • @SRL8723
      @SRL8723 Před 4 lety +9

      No it's insane because US is everywhere in the region except for Iran...Iraq has told the US to get lost, Syrians want them out and so do Afghanis...go figure!

    • @SRL8723
      @SRL8723 Před 4 lety

      @Leonie Romanes UK their biggest sheep! 🤦‍♀️

    • @Nostripe361
      @Nostripe361 Před 4 lety +1

      @@SRL8723 I still remember a hisstory youtuber talking about how going into Iraq completely ruined any hope the US had for a successful dealings in the middle east for decades to come. He pointed out how if we had just stuck to Afganistan and worked on making its economy up to par while aiding it in getting a stable government we would have been in so much of a better position.
      But no! We had to go into Iraq which destabilized the whole region, took out a powerful counterbalance to Iran, took needed resources from the rebuilding of Afghanistan, aided in the growing of multiple terrorist networks, and made the badly damaged the reputability of the American military as a force of honor and intelligent strategies.
      Though the whole thing does make sense if you believe the conspiracy theory I saw about the US remaining the middle east as a way to give its troops experience in a real combat zone to prepare for the next great war to come.

    • @rayxtime
      @rayxtime Před 4 lety

      @@Nostripe361 At a cost of more than $1 Trillion, along with all those complications, that's an extraordinarily inefficient way to provide training. They did it primarily as a way to give military contractors more money. No other conspiracy required.

    • @Nostripe361
      @Nostripe361 Před 4 lety +1

      Hyper Kin unfortunately it’s more complicated than that.
      A lot of those poppies were being used to make drugs that were eventually finding their way to an America with a growing opioid problem. It was not an attack on culture but a poorly thought attempt to fight the international drug trade.
      Were there smarter ways to do that, yes. But at the time the logic made sense to the war on drugs crowd and so they pushed for fighting opium manufacturing in Afghanistan.

  • @JTuaim
    @JTuaim Před 4 lety +1

    I'm increasingly fearful of taking a closer look.

  • @bradleybrown8399
    @bradleybrown8399 Před 4 lety +4

    Seventeen years later, it's still painful to watch king george the jr. speak.

  • @LionFisile
    @LionFisile Před 4 lety +14

    This has got to be one of the best presentations by Seth. 🤝

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 Před 4 lety +45

    LOL Mike Lee was left "unsatisfied". I feel like DJT has heard that a lot over the years.

  • @rb5519
    @rb5519 Před 4 lety +5

    "I can reveal that I believe he coulda prolly struck 4 embassies... I mean - he could've...you know how they are...."

  • @AmyBlackRoseCena
    @AmyBlackRoseCena Před 4 lety +1

    I love that Seth referenced Ronda Rousey lol