Trump Lies About Iran Crisis, Blames Obama: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at President Trump bringing us to the brink of a disastrous war with Iran and then claiming credit for stopping it today.
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  • @Happy-uy5wc
    @Happy-uy5wc Před 4 lety +31

    I'm so glad we have Seth to explain what's going on in the news. I can tollerize him better.

    • @Hondacivic46
      @Hondacivic46 Před 4 lety

      Sweetness and Light czcams.com/video/JVzIkREFmjg/video.html

    • @mookins45
      @mookins45 Před 4 lety

      (tolerate)

  • @musicpoems3199
    @musicpoems3199 Před 4 lety +81

    A classic example of when someone makes bad choices and, instead of taking responsibility, takes it out on and blames someone else. Such childish, selfish behavior should not be tolerated, nor tolerided. Yet, it is.

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto Před 4 lety +5

      Trump is PROOF that even a retarded child can pull a trigger or burn down a house.

    • @philipbrady5914
      @philipbrady5914 Před 2 lety

      I know Im asking the wrong place but does anyone know of a trick to get back into an instagram account..?
      I stupidly lost my account password. I would love any assistance you can give me.

    • @gerardomyles1151
      @gerardomyles1151 Před 2 lety

      @Philip Brady Instablaster :)

  • @juliecozette5566
    @juliecozette5566 Před 4 lety +37

    “he emerged from... a spaceship???” 😂

  • @wildbillfrombuffalo
    @wildbillfrombuffalo Před 4 lety +50

    That’s what narcissist do - they create a catastrophic situation, then claim to fix it!

    • @susanhaase9085
      @susanhaase9085 Před 4 lety +1

      willy, thats exactly what the demwits have done with blacks

    • @davidprosser457
      @davidprosser457 Před 4 lety

      And wat u.s goverments do

    • @mauriceboykin4422
      @mauriceboykin4422 Před 4 lety

      Yeah your right

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto Před 4 lety

      Trump puts a gun to his head and threatens to pull the trigger. The democrats say "Stop, let us help you." and Trump says" shut up , you're next.".

  • @MsSissiePooh
    @MsSissiePooh Před 4 lety +108

    The way the generals are staring at DJT as though they wanted to say, “WTF are you saying, sir? Do you have any idea what you’re doing?”

    • @Here_Today_
      @Here_Today_ Před 4 lety +20

      They know he doesn't. The briefing room must be one helluva wtf.

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen Před 4 lety +27

      I couldn't stop watching the general on the right just looking around trying to work out if he'd been dosed with acid or this was really happening.

    • @markdent4052
      @markdent4052 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Here_Today_ 😂😂😂😂

    • @StevenStarksjbirdcapitalllc
      @StevenStarksjbirdcapitalllc Před 4 lety +10

      I noticed that too. They basically have no respect for the guy.

    • @ariesgirl9592
      @ariesgirl9592 Před 4 lety +9

      The general on the right says it all lol!

  • @toth3xtrm
    @toth3xtrm Před 4 lety +341

    The way his generals stare at Trump during his speech.
    " It's Hilarious"

    • @JamesJackson-bz2qj
      @JamesJackson-bz2qj Před 4 lety +31

      That's the problem he thinks they're HIS generals.

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 Před 4 lety +20

      He's high as a kite again.

    • @superbmediacontentcreator
      @superbmediacontentcreator Před 4 lety +24

      Yea they look at him the way I feel which is that we will have wasted 4 years with this idiot and resolving the impact of his administration will take longer than the years I have left to live...

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 Před 4 lety +1

      1 8 20 Hey@@antonystringfellow5152, I haven't used Aderrall before. I'm aware the it's a derivative of pseudoephedrine. What are you observing that you have your conclusion. His voice is slow while reading the teleprompter. &, that may be due to him needing his reading glasses & not using them. Thanks. Be well. v

    • @ArlanKels
      @ArlanKels Před 4 lety +4

      It doesn't help that Trump also talked about a highly classified armament.

  • @elitepremium2981
    @elitepremium2981 Před 4 lety +42

    please look at the military guy behind trump on his left. his facial expressions are priceless. (Tnx O. K)

    • @lisahiggins6400
      @lisahiggins6400 Před 4 lety +1

      I was more focused to the military on the right. He looks like he is a scene of the Twilight Zone~

    • @billharper3717
      @billharper3717 Před 4 lety +2

      he is like he didn't know what Trump was talking about like "wait we didn't talk about this, well hold on now.... nevermind I kinda want to see how it turns out" 😂

    • @ozzykrahn806
      @ozzykrahn806 Před 4 lety +1

      You do know the is spelled with a T

    • @elitepremium2981
      @elitepremium2981 Před 4 lety +2

      @@ozzykrahn806 forgive me. I should have checked, I think you have a fine eye for detail. Respect to you. Have an awesome day and a better week.
      Take care.

  • @Alresu
    @Alresu Před 4 lety +22

    I love how the audience reacted to every sniff after Seth mentioned it shortly before the clip.

  • @vmah0111
    @vmah0111 Před 4 lety +138

    You can't shoot someone, call an ambulance and then act confused as to why I am not thanking you for "saving my life".

    • @glazierblue573
      @glazierblue573 Před 4 lety +14

      Trump is the person who would has Jesus carry his own cross to his own crucifixion but then expected Jesus to thank him for the privilege of it.

    • @judy-9999
      @judy-9999 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes, trump continues to behave exactly how a toddler WOULD behave, BUT thank God, toddlers OUTGROW this phase because of LEARNING!

    • @bbigrocker1
      @bbigrocker1 Před 4 lety +1

      Why not? Why can't I have the CREDIT? LOL

  • @standarduser7105
    @standarduser7105 Před 4 lety +160

    “People who blame things rarely change things. Blame is an unassailable change-avoidance strategy.” - Andy Stanley

    • @dewaynethomas3122
      @dewaynethomas3122 Před 4 lety

      Like how he's owned by NBC. woops

    • @OFNDKing
      @OFNDKing Před 4 lety

      Yea so stop blaming me

    • @wannabecarguy
      @wannabecarguy Před 4 lety +1

      @@OFNDKing keep it up sir. You are on track for a promotion this November. And thank you for your hard work. Let's get coffee some day.

    • @wannabecarguy
      @wannabecarguy Před 4 lety

      @Emmett Hardie anybody can buy weapons as long as they fill out all the paperwork. Even you could buy .

    • @Phatkillz
      @Phatkillz Před 4 lety +1

      @@OFNDKing we will when we vote in November.

  • @anneonymous9338
    @anneonymous9338 Před 4 lety +30

    I can't stop hearing him sniff now.

  • @joedanero5360
    @joedanero5360 Před 4 lety +157

    After this, Presidents should have random drug tests.

    •  Před 4 lety +19

      Also manditory mental evaluations and tax assessment.

    • @3_L_mafia
      @3_L_mafia Před 4 lety

      Seth is sooo cringy omg 🤣 your own is as low as Trump's if you find him entertaining at all 🤢🤢

    • @3_L_mafia
      @3_L_mafia Před 4 lety

      Seth low-key has a crush on Obama lmfaooooo

    • @robertlee4714
      @robertlee4714 Před 4 lety

      That would have taken out Obammie, Moochie and bot the kids. MAGA

    • @joedanero5360
      @joedanero5360 Před 4 lety

      @Travis Forde You're fake

  • @andyclarke695
    @andyclarke695 Před 4 lety +22

    Thank you Seth, just when depression was setting in yet again, you lifted my spirits with humour about this nightmare.

  • @I21oIoIl3
    @I21oIoIl3 Před 4 lety +359

    Dunno how American's can tolerite this.

  • @ginawoolsey5693
    @ginawoolsey5693 Před 4 lety +10

    Trump being like "article 2 lets me do whatever I want!!!1!" Is like when I was a kid and imagined kings and queens could stay up late and eat ice cream whenever they wanted and that's exactly what Trump's doing.

  • @priscillajimenez27
    @priscillajimenez27 Před 4 lety +9

    The guy on the right of the screen behind trump makes me laugh lol

  • @Mikathedog100
    @Mikathedog100 Před 4 lety +73

    I have an adhd nephew. When he was 7 he tipped my grandmother's antique cabinet over, leaving all the plates her recently deceased mother and grandmother had passed down to her on the floor. He couldn't understand why everyone was so upset, claiming, "but I only broke one!" He grew out of it (for the most part). Trump obviously didn't.

    • @michaelg2502
      @michaelg2502 Před 4 lety +2

      You don't outgrow adhd, but most people realize they need to develop skills to cope with their disorder. Medication helps a lot too!

    • @Mikathedog100
      @Mikathedog100 Před 4 lety +2

      @@michaelg2502 my nephew definitely didn't outgrow it, but was able to outgrow, through a lot of work on his part, that thinking. 😉

  • @bionicbezerker1304
    @bionicbezerker1304 Před 4 lety +433

    This guy keeps taking credit for saving the child from drowning in the pool after pushing him in.

    • @justinhayes6532
      @justinhayes6532 Před 4 lety +3

      I wonder what Kant would think of that

    • @taylorgabrielle6403
      @taylorgabrielle6403 Před 4 lety +9

      ..... while performing CPR and the child is still unresponsive

    • @itgetter9
      @itgetter9 Před 4 lety

      But each time, the child takes in a bit more water.

    • @KyrenDinh
      @KyrenDinh Před 4 lety +15

      And then blames obama for building the pool

    • @taylorgabrielle6403
      @taylorgabrielle6403 Před 4 lety +2

      @Smileyrie James lol I don't doubt that for a second. I was just extending the metaphor.

  • @oisinm332
    @oisinm332 Před 4 lety +27

    Haha couldn't help think of Roger from American Dad, "I am the Decider".

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 Před 4 lety +46

    *Trump's 5 Ways to Not Take the Blame*
    1. Blame Obama
    2. Blame the press
    3. Say it's fake news
    4. Say it was invented by China
    5. Destroy his caps lock

    • @ryanhill8886
      @ryanhill8886 Před 4 lety +3

      You forget blame Hilary and her e-mails....oh and Benghazi!

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto Před 4 lety +1

      it is only "fake news " when the press puts Trumps face on our screens.

    • @Bidwellz9
      @Bidwellz9 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ThomasPanto according to trump the only real news is news that makes him look good, which is no news

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 Před 4 lety

      @@ThomasPanto Your Comment will be the Death of America! You spread FAKE NEWS just because Do-Nothing Democrats will never understand what sarcasm is! Sad!

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto Před 4 lety

      @@WiloPolis03 ,
      Your RELIGION is a LIE.
      If you were born in Saudi Arabia, you'd be using their alphabet, saluting their flag, worshiping their religion and using American weapons to blow up school buses full of little children in Yemen. Truth shared across time Created HUmanity. Enforcing your lies, made of mere words at gunpoint has been destroying you.

  • @Sr19A
    @Sr19A Před 4 lety +26

    I really like the use of different clips in this segment. Hilarious when Seth brought out the Seinfeld clip, and the pic of T chasing the chicken nugget, and the timing on the last clip. Seth just keeps getting better and better

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 4 lety +197

    I was expecting Trump to say “General Soleimani had Hillary’s emails”, and “We need to build a wall to protect ourselves from Iranian missiles”.

    • @Joy-eo3nv
      @Joy-eo3nv Před 4 lety +1

      Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : I cant wait til war!

    • @Joy-eo3nv
      @Joy-eo3nv Před 4 lety +1

      Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : war now!

    • @JayJay-oj5oj
      @JayJay-oj5oj Před 4 lety +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marias9927
      @marias9927 Před 4 lety +1

      This morning an underclassman asked the teacher if a wall can be built between Russia and Alaska in case it decides to attack us. lol

    • @sirbeatlesfan101
      @sirbeatlesfan101 Před 4 lety +1

      don't give him ideas

  • @silverwateraka_nine567
    @silverwateraka_nine567 Před 4 lety +26

    They guy in the back on the right looks like he wants to slap trump up-side his head lmfao🤫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jmms429
    @jmms429 Před 4 lety +36

    At least Obama wasn't impeached!! I love saying that ;)

  • @temsbaby2810
    @temsbaby2810 Před 4 lety +34

    "I'll have a filet o fish, and 6 big macs"😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DANNYonPC
    @DANNYonPC Před 4 lety +57

    When in doubt, Always blame Obama.

  • @espenringdalhognaland626
    @espenringdalhognaland626 Před 4 lety +5

    Weird how Donald Dump actually makes most politicians look like honest people

  • @robertquiggleiv8696
    @robertquiggleiv8696 Před 4 lety +22

    3:20 He was definitely about to say "Toler-ized" and caught himself.

  • @WhatZitTooYaaa
    @WhatZitTooYaaa Před 4 lety +163

    “All is well” says the most protected man on earth... never even served..

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 Před 4 lety +4

      The people standing behind him just CAN'T believe the BULLSHIT coming out of this IDIOT'S mouth.

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 Před 4 lety +1

      Really? Would you want him on your six? I would prefer he be point man in the suspected mine field.

    • @liliachan3753
      @liliachan3753 Před 4 lety +2

      “Not so well” he’s got bone spurs.

    • @larrainebasham2978
      @larrainebasham2978 Před 4 lety +1

      @@likethompson725 yes they can because BULLSHIT is coming out if theies

    • @Keyjuann
      @Keyjuann Před 4 lety +1

      Ay man hes a good guy like he built that wall.Even though most immigrant come by plane or boat. XD

  • @futureboy7653
    @futureboy7653 Před 4 lety +302

    That surprised look as he says "tolerited" is hilarious, like he surprised himself. He definitely has all the best words.

    • @mr.h5436
      @mr.h5436 Před 4 lety +12

      The general behind him, his eyes! lol

    • @feelingshurt
      @feelingshurt Před 4 lety +20

      @neng walter He spelled everything alright, get glasses

    • @futureboy7653
      @futureboy7653 Před 4 lety +25

      @neng walter Yeah, which word do you think I misspelled? "Tolerited"? Which was in direct quotes because that's how the idiot POSUS said it?

    • @donembrey3956
      @donembrey3956 Před 4 lety +1

      futureboy if you’d have been up working for the last 36 hours you would get tongue-tied too. He’s at least a man, yet you won’t be anything but a future boy.

    • @pii2008
      @pii2008 Před 4 lety +17

      @@donembrey3956 He is a man because he cannot speak correctly? You cultists will come up with anything...you are a sheep

  • @gregfeneis609
    @gregfeneis609 Před 4 lety +4

    0:30 Why does Iran look like somebody spilled guacamole?

  • @NotIfWhen
    @NotIfWhen Před 4 lety +126

    His obsession with Obama is clearly keeping him up at night. The gymnastics they have to do to invoke his name is amazing.

    • @AnexoRialto
      @AnexoRialto Před 4 lety +10

      He knows that the mere existence of Obama triggers his base, so by mentioning him he keeps his voters in line. Fox does its part.

    • @hyg44gu54
      @hyg44gu54 Před 4 lety +8

      Narcissist needs someone to project their hate unto. It temporarily rids them of unwanted, toxic feelings they cannot process.
      Obama’s the dumping ground. Here’s 🍻 to hoping he haunts their azzes FOREVER!

    • @snowconeman512
      @snowconeman512 Před 4 lety

      @@AnexoRialto Obama gave American money to Iran which they used to get weapons. 100s of Americans have already been killed under that general rule. Whom is dead now😂

    • @aceb1195
      @aceb1195 Před 4 lety +4

      @@snowconeman512 nope. Cant blame Obama. He needs to take responsibility for his answers instead of trying to summon "phantom black president" to blame everything on.

    • @TheColombianSpartan
      @TheColombianSpartan Před 4 lety +7

      @@snowconeman512 But it was no terroist. He was a TOP IRANIAN GENERAL (And besides, aren't your generals terrorists too, then? In Iran's eyes they might as well be) And on top of that, he was on a peace mission to the Saudis. Can you please stop blaming it all on the black president and take responsibility? I have nothing against you being for Trump, but this behaviour is just damn tiring

  • @thomasbradley4505
    @thomasbradley4505 Před 4 lety +259

    And I’m surprised he didn’t say”Iran, if you’re listening, we would like dirt on Biden.”

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas Před 4 lety +13

    "He looks like Mr Burns w/ radiation poisoning." 😂🤣😂👍

  • @keikoasmommy
    @keikoasmommy Před 4 lety +1

    Thank you Seth Meyers, you help us stay sane!

  • @IloveRumania
    @IloveRumania Před 4 lety +153

    I can't believe we even have this type of person as the president.
    What a disgrace.

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 Před 4 lety +7

      Trumpturd's more than a disgrace.

    • @rafbot95
      @rafbot95 Před 4 lety +5

      Like Thompson at times when I talk to people online and they see that I’m american it becomes a talking point because of trump and everyone says they feel bad

    • @robinmaynard1640
      @robinmaynard1640 Před 4 lety +4

      You are too kind. I'm embarrassed and afraid for us.

    • @64slugirl
      @64slugirl Před 4 lety +5

      MORE unbelievabe the GOP 'ers defend this ass hat.

    • @speakthemovie
      @speakthemovie Před 4 lety +4

      Blame stupid people for voting for the jackass.

  • @flowersalem22
    @flowersalem22 Před 4 lety +84

    I think Lindsey Graham needs to see a doctor... I think he's lost his damn mind

    • @patriciatoledo7900
      @patriciatoledo7900 Před 4 lety +18

      Actually, he lost his soul.

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 Před 4 lety +3

      @Patricia Toledo Oof! So true...

    • @Rodsuper
      @Rodsuper Před 4 lety +7

      Have you seen his eye in today's interview, THEY ARE ALL BLOOD SHOT LIKE HE HAS BEEN DOING SOME TYPES OF DRUG!?!?!?!?

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 Před 4 lety +2

      I am starting to think more and more that John McCain was Graham's Jiminy Cricket. Since McCain died he has trouble distinguishing between right and wrong and he lost his spine and principles

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 Před 4 lety +1

      @A R He already looks like he's been taking the hormones!😆

  • @fromtracywithlove2856
    @fromtracywithlove2856 Před 4 lety +89

    Is no one gonna mention the generals in the back whose faces are telling us he’s lying?😂

    • @stevenjones4497
      @stevenjones4497 Před 4 lety +9

      He isn't lying. Seth Myers is an idiot

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 Před 4 lety +14

      fromTracywithlove... I totally believe that! The Generals looked like they're about to say " WHAT A LYING P.O.S!" I know someone posted that the Generals looks like they want to strangle him. 😂

    • @iestyn77
      @iestyn77 Před 4 lety

      you idiot

    • @kirbyjefferson2095
      @kirbyjefferson2095 Před 4 lety +5

      :I should shoot him put him out his misery " FACE

    • @nonwilson5587
      @nonwilson5587 Před 4 lety

      exactly

  • @CaptDude
    @CaptDude Před 4 lety +5

    He breaths hard AF through his nose 🤣😂 can't unsee

  • @haasher10
    @haasher10 Před 4 lety +265

    Option 1: *Take credit for a lie*
    Option 2: *Blame Obama*
    Trump: *sweats extensively*

    • @JeremyToh
      @JeremyToh Před 4 lety +24

      Option 3: Go to jail for war-crime.

    • @DLR528
      @DLR528 Před 4 lety +9

      Jeremy Toh All while mouth breathing

    • @kirluv11
      @kirluv11 Před 4 lety +2

      That’s what our prime minister Modi does... he just blames Nehru.

    • @leogomez7491
      @leogomez7491 Před 4 lety +3

      Option 3: eat a hamberder

    • @tobysmith2081
      @tobysmith2081 Před 4 lety +2

      Her only got out of the iran nuclear deal because Obama started it. That's what led to all this

  • @derekthegreat1114
    @derekthegreat1114 Před 4 lety +235

    The head tilting every time he reads another line kills me. Lol

    • @tcorben60
      @tcorben60 Před 4 lety +2

      MAGA2020

    • @MostlyPennyCat
      @MostlyPennyCat Před 4 lety +3

      It's the fact he has to _stare_ at the prompter like the slow reader he is.
      How much does he snort before each speech?
      At this point I really hope Iran gets a nuke.

    • @1vigorousdragon
      @1vigorousdragon Před 4 lety

      Now this is head tilting .get a reality check moron.
      czcams.com/video/zDpdG6hSL7s/video.html

    • @jdjd4276
      @jdjd4276 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmao I was thinking the same thing! 😂☠️

    • @jnorway7295
      @jnorway7295 Před 4 lety +3

      The slow reading, stiff body, head tilting & hanging on to the podium? You KNOW he's just snorted something & the bigger lies are about to spew. Then slur & mispronounce a few words for good measure. This liar is boastful, embarrassing & harming our world.

  • @jz4057
    @jz4057 Před 4 lety +6

    "I don't need exit strategy. I'll just name them eric and DJTJ". 😂

  • @1mezion
    @1mezion Před 4 lety +10

    They should have asked him to recite Article 2 of The Constitution since they seem to be touting it so much

  • @TheCatWitch63
    @TheCatWitch63 Před 4 lety +89

    This is a “wag the dog” strategy that backfired. I would be laughing myself to tears if it weren’t because the threat of war is a real and serious matter.

    • @blademonkeys5104
      @blademonkeys5104 Před 4 lety +3

      war with who? I know that Iran is smart enough not to go any farther than theyve gone, China and russia have the intelligence to stay out. I can see maybe a cold war blown way out of proportion, but thats it.

    • @bodalby4840
      @bodalby4840 Před 4 lety

      Blademonkeys I agree but I don’t even think it’ll be an out-of-proportion Cold War. It looks like it’s been deescalated. If Iran thinks about retaliating, it’ll be after the US has a weaker president because Iran knows they’ll get spanked if they retaliate now.

    • @TheCatWitch63
      @TheCatWitch63 Před 4 lety

      It doesn’t matter if the threat is real or what type of war it is. What matters is that the possibility of war is dominating the minds of people everywhere, distracting them from other matters such as the impeachment. I guess you never saw the movie Wag the Dog or are familiar with the term.

    • @bodalby4840
      @bodalby4840 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TheCatWitch63 ...But there's nothing happening with the impeachment. Once it actually gets to the Senate then sure, but it's literally at a standstill. I don't think that can be used as an excuse.

    • @TheCatWitch63
      @TheCatWitch63 Před 4 lety

      Bo Dalby I agree with you that the impeachment iis at at standstill at the moment, but the polls indicated that more than 50% of Americans support the measure. This tendency can change, especially if the people are distracted by something else or if something happens that increases the President’s approval rates.

  • @paytonvanwinkle4651
    @paytonvanwinkle4651 Před 4 lety +102

    The first “Thanks Obama” of 2020. It almost brings a tear to your eye.

    • @magicsantos2681
      @magicsantos2681 Před 4 lety +5

      😢😄😄😄👌👍😉

    • @sharonmores8697
      @sharonmores8697 Před 4 lety +5

      Lol

    • @svb91855
      @svb91855 Před 4 lety

      NOT in my BOOK!!

    • @Kubush1
      @Kubush1 Před 4 lety

      Imagine thinking Obama was a good President...

    • @MichaelWilson-zk1uz
      @MichaelWilson-zk1uz Před 4 lety +2

      @@Kubush1 Obama good or bad Trump is A fucking embarrassment!!! But I do feel he represents white America well at the same time. 🙄 Not in my lifetime did I think I would see any president dumber than Bush 💯

  • @TheCombatBunny
    @TheCombatBunny Před 4 lety +1

    The CC also includes every [sniff] 😂 😂 😂

  • @eddieohearn17
    @eddieohearn17 Před 4 lety +9

    You can tell when he has practiced a response or speech, he gets through most of it without a mispronunciation or two or more. I wonder how many hours it takes to be this competently incompetent.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Před 4 lety +30

    The worst deal in history: Mama Trump saying "yes" to Papa Trump, without a condom.

    • @simonfew6509
      @simonfew6509 Před 4 lety +3

      Err gag
      If there was a time to pull out... it was for Fred Trump 74 years ago...

    • @johnchavez6224
      @johnchavez6224 Před 4 lety +3

      ×5

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 Před 4 lety +2

      Nah, actually Mama Trump said yes to the Orangutan in Brooklyn Zoo.

    • @ezma83
      @ezma83 Před 4 lety +2

      I doubt Fred Trump was the kind of guy to bother asking for a 'yes'.

    • @robertmorrison6953
      @robertmorrison6953 Před 3 lety

      Could they get his abortion made retroactive?

  • @doctorthirteen5727
    @doctorthirteen5727 Před 4 lety +86

    Melts down, blames Obama...
    So "Wednesday"?

    • @aparis9560
      @aparis9560 Před 4 lety +3

      or Monday or Tuesday or Thursday et al.

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 Před 4 lety

      Oh I thought Wednesday was Hillary.

    • @aparis9560
      @aparis9560 Před 4 lety +1

      @@lucasmartinez5703 letting ancient history go is a weekly struggle...

  • @LuckyBird551
    @LuckyBird551 Před 4 lety +32

    Well, we certainly aren't talking anymore about the impeachment. In that regards, the plan totally seemed to work. Wag the Dog.

  • @jamiehouk6965
    @jamiehouk6965 Před 4 lety +41

    These guys make me sick, blaming Obama for everything.

    • @stephenschmengle9190
      @stephenschmengle9190 Před 4 lety

      Why he did a horrible job.
      Barry's Stupid directions. Shapiro too
      redistributionist agenda of tax increases, federalizing health care, massive new debt, layers of more regulation, zero-interest rates, neo-socialist regulatory appointments, expansionary eligibility for entitlements, and constant anti-free-market jawboning that created a psychological atmosphere conducive to real retrenchment, mental holding patterns, and legitimate fears over discernable success. O,bama weaponized federal agencies including the IRS, DOJ, and EPA in such a manner as to worry anyone successful, prominent, and conservative enough to come under the federal radar of a vindictive Lois Lerner, Eric Holder, or a FISA court.
      Sactionary cities want to protect illegals who commit crimes-under his watch.
      Ben Shapiro
      czcams.com/video/s0wLpAc1Vx8/video.html
      Obama was willing to send $150 billion on pallets to the Iranians, number one threat in the mideast; democrats didn't care. Obama sent extra millions to the UN for climate control programs. Obama sent a team to ISrael with $300,000 of State Dpt funding to upset election.....Obama wasted billions on a stimulus that failed, old clunkers and old refrigerators..
      Obma gave Palestine $500 million before he left, Hezbollah was most appreciative, Obama let in thousands on trains through the SW border and we pay for them every day, ..is that the money you are looking for???

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 Před 4 lety +5

      Jamie Houk.. Nothing new! That's their ONLY excuse for their ORANGE manbaby's FAILURES and the REPUGNANT "DO NOTHING" Republicunts FAILURES. (the misspell was intentional😆)

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 Před 4 lety +1

      @@stephenschmengle9190 DOTARD, did you get all that info from tRUMP's book of "COMPULSIVE LIAR 101?" Or did you came up with that all by your DOTARD self? WOW! STOP parroting BULLSHIT from FOX FAKE NEWS propaganda machine for trumpturd political nonsense. Y'ALL need to get your FACTS straight and NOT reposting some BULLSHIT from God knows where! FYI: Anyone with an ounce of common sense would know that the President of the UNITED STATES can NOT just do anything WITHOUT the approval of Congress.
      Except for tRUMPturd who does his own thing and running amok WITHOUT consulting the higher ups and that's bc the GOP/REPUGNANT PARTY are getting PAID to keep their mouths shut and collect their payouts from RUSSIA...courtesy of president MORON.
      Btw "WE" paid over $180 mil for tRUMP to play golf in less than 4 yrs. More than President OBAMA spent in his entire 8 yrs of service cleaning up Bush Jr's mess. WHAT has president MORON did for the country besides draining the TREASURY of our TAX dollars on his leisure parties/golfing and causing chaos? FREELOADER MUCH?! So much for draining the SWAMP! tRUMP and his family + incompetent administration/his cult45 GOP are the SWAMP!
      President OBAMA "weaponized" the IRS, DOJ, EPA??? NOW, I know you're full of IT! MORON president Trumpturd planted "FAT ASS BARR" in DOJ to COVER UP his CORRUPTION from being convicted of CRIMES that MUELLER'S investigation has unfolded/discovered. Then Trumpturd inserted "BOLD FACE LIAR MUCHKIN" in IRS to block anyone from trying to see his income TAX returns which will reveal MONEY laundering activities for RUSSIA, etc. Trumpturd also appointed "RAPIST ALCOHOLIC FRET BOY KAVANUAGH" to Supreme Court to COVER UP his sorry ASS in case of any lawsuits against him goes to TRIAL there. NOW, WHO'S WEAPONIZING?

    • @stephenschmengle9190
      @stephenschmengle9190 Před 4 lety

      @@likethompson725 Licky
      You still can't make a point. You're still name calling you are a coward. And dumb. Here's what Trump has accomplished please read it and learn if you're capable.
      Trump's 22 ACC
      The President signed legislation that reauthorized the Carl D. Perkins Career and Technical Education Act, making more than $1 billion available for career education programs.
      President Trump has prioritized the economic empowerment of women.
      The women’s unemployment rate recently reached its lowest rate in 65 years.
      The Small Business Administration lent approximately $500 million more in capital to women-owned businesses in 2017 compared to 2016.
      The Administration helped launch the Women Entrepreneurs Finance Initiative, which could leverage more than $1 billion to support women entrepreneurs.
      ROLLING BACK RED TAPE: President Trump is rolling back costly regulations that have burdened hardworking Americans and stifled innovation.
      President Trump has followed through on and exceeded his promise to roll back two regulations for every new one created.
      President Trump’s Administration surpassed the 2:1 ratio in 2018, eliminating 12 regulations for every new one in 2018.
      In 2017, the Trump Administration eliminated 22 regulations for every new one.
      Since taking office, President Trump’s deregulation efforts have achieved $33 billion in regulatory savings.
      In 2018, these efforts alone delivered $23 billion in benefits to American families and business owners.
      President Trump has signed 16 Congressional Review Act resolutions into law, eliminating burdensome Obama-era rules and regulations.
      President Trump announced U.S. withdrawal from the Paris Climate Agreement, which would have harmed America’s economy and cost American workers millions of jobs.
      President Trump signed an executive order to streamline the permitting process for infrastructure projects with a goal of cutting approval time from up to 10 years to an average of 2 years.
      President Trump signed legislation to roll back burdensome Dodd-Frank regulations that harmed community banks.
      NEGOTIATING BETTER DEALS FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE: President Trump is negotiating fair and balanced trade deals that protect American industries and workers.
      President Trump negotiated a new trade agreement between the United States, Canada, and Mexico to replace the disastrous and outdated North American Free Trade Agreement.
      Once enacted by Congress, the United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA) will better serve the interests of American workers and businesses.
      USMCA will incentivize billions of dollars in auto and auto parts production in the United States and create a freer and fairer market for American agriculture.
      USMCA also includes the strongest-ever provisions on labor, environmental, digital, and intellectual property protections to reflect the realities of the 21st century economy.
      Part 2
      Part 3
      The President renegotiated the United States-Korea Free Trade Agreement to preserve and grow jobs in the American auto industry and increase American exports.
      The United States and Japan are set to begin negotiations on a United States-Japan Trade Agreement.
      President Trump is establishing a new trade relationship with the European Union (EU), working toward the elimination of tariff and non-tariff barriers to transatlantic trade.
      President Trump has established a Trade and Investment Working Group to lay the groundwork for post-Brexit trade with the United Kingdom (UK) and has notified Congress of his intent to negotiate a free trade agreement with the UK.
      This year, President Trump filed a withdrawal notification with the Universal Postal Union, launching a one-year negotiation to secure fair international postal rates for American mailers.
      President Trump has expanded market access for American agricultural producers.
      Argentina has opened to American pork and beef, Brazil to American beef, Japan to lamb and Idaho chipping potatoes, South Korea to American poultry, and more.
      The Administration authorized $12 billion to aid farmers affected by unfair retaliatory tariffs.
      The Trump Administration has begun the process to expand the sale of E15, or gasoline containing 15 percent ethanol, to year round.
      Under President Trump, the United States will no longer accept bad trade deals and unfair trade practices that harm American workers and industries.
      One of the President’s first actions after taking office was withdrawing the United States from the terrible Trans-Pacific Partnership, which incentivized outsourcing.
      In 2017, the Administration oversaw 82 antidumping and countervailing duty investigations.
      President Trump is holding China accountable for its unfair trade practices, such as the theft of intellectual property, by imposing tariffs on $250 billion in Chinese goods.

    • @stephenschmengle9190
      @stephenschmengle9190 Před 4 lety

      @@likethompson725 Licky here is more fact. Read and learn
      11
      IGNITING A HISTORIC ECONOMIC BOOM: President Trump’s pro-growth policies are unleashing economic growth and providing opportunities to workers across the country.
      Due to President Trump’s pro-growth policies, real gross domestic product (GDP) growth exceeded 3 percent over the last four quarters.
      Real GDP grew at annual rates of 3.4 percent in the third quarter of 2018 and 4.2 percent in the second quarter.
      More than 5 million jobs have been created since President Trump’s election and the unemployment rate remains below 4 percent.
      This is the eighth time this year that the unemployment rate has been below 4 percent.
      Prior to this year, the unemployment rate had fallen below 4 percent only five times since 1970.
      The unemployment rate for African Americans in May fell to 5.9 percent, which is the lowest rate on record.
      Asian and Hispanic-American unemployment rates have reached record lows this year.
      Initial weekly jobless claims have hit a nearly 50-year low under President Trump.
      Under President Trump, job openings outnumber the unemployed for the first time on record.
      Recently, more than two-thirds of Americans rated “now” as a good time to find a quality job, tying a record high in a poll by Gallup.
      Americans are seeing more money in their pockets thanks to the booming economy.
      In recent months, workers have seen their largest nominal year over year wage growth in nearly a decade.
      In 2017, real median household income rose to a post-recession high.
      President Trump’s policies are helping to lift Americans out of poverty.
      African-American and Hispanic-American poverty rates reached record lows of 21.2 percent and 18.3 percent, respectively, in 2017.
      Since the election, 4.6 million Americans have been lifted off of food stamps.
      Consumer confidence has soared under President Trump, recently reaching an 18-year high.
      President Trump is delivering on his promise to bring back American manufacturing.
      The National Association of Manufacturers’ Outlook Index had the highest annual average in its history over the past year.
      Manufacturing added 284,000 jobs in 2018, the most added in a year since 1997
      Small Business optimism jumped to a record high under President Trump, according to a survey by the National Federation of Independent Business (NFIB).
      The NFIB’s Small Business Optimism Index broke a 35-year record in August.
      President Trump signed the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act into law, ushering in the largest package of tax cuts and reforms in American history.
      These tax cuts are delivering real results for American families and workers.
      More than 6 million workers received tax cut bonuses and benefits.
      More than 100 utility companies have announced lower rates.
      President Trump is ensuring American workers receive the training and education they need to compete in today’s economy.
      President Trump signed an executive order establishing the National Council for the American worker.
      More than 185 companies and associations have signed our “Pledge to America’s Workers,” promising more than 6.4 million new training and career opportunities.
      The President signed legislation that reauthorized the Carl D. Perkins Career and Technical Education Act, making more than $1 billion available for career education programs.

  • @brandons807
    @brandons807 Před 4 lety +143

    bruh. I feel like the part where bush was awkwardly trying to open the locked door would be me in any situation lol

    • @toughtittypdiddy4634
      @toughtittypdiddy4634 Před 4 lety +8

      I learned to how to dodge my moms chanclas from watching G W Bush’s cat like reflexes when he had shoes thrown at him

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 Před 4 lety +1

      You are not President though. So it's fine.

    • @BrogeKilrain
      @BrogeKilrain Před 4 lety +1

      Most globalists need the string pulled to take proper action on both sides . last guy was total puppet

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 Před 4 lety

      @@BrogeKilrain Forgot to take your meds today?

    • @BrogeKilrain
      @BrogeKilrain Před 4 lety +1

      @@Drace90 Nancy, Joe and Hillary take too high a dose and have mental and memory problems. sometimes even fall down :)

  • @rocketamadeus3730
    @rocketamadeus3730 Před 4 lety +82

    Goddamn I miss when reality was a thing.

    • @germavery2223
      @germavery2223 Před 4 lety +1

      You could come back.... TDS is curable. Youre definitely gonna need to start reading, and stop getting your "news" from fake comedy shows by cultural marxists. Good luck...the goodnews is youre going to be the safest youve ever been (except from yourself) during Trump Sr's next 5 years....and then Jr's 8 years.🤴

    • @Bynggo
      @Bynggo Před 4 lety +2

      Germ Avery F*rkkk. I hope you are DJT trolling, otherwise it’s scary to think there could be someone out there who believes his BS. And what’s Marxism got to do with any of this. That’s always a strange fall back..... oh I’m going to call you a communist. Good grief you are ill informed . Have you any idea who DJT is bedfellows with?

    • @chadneal9976
      @chadneal9976 Před 4 lety

      Yha you better be trolling avery cuz its not gonna be pretty where the pied piper leads all the rats to hell with him. He is the 3rd anti christ.

    • @williamtcoker
      @williamtcoker Před 4 lety

      Reality? Let's see...a late night show comedian is so obsessed with his blind hatred of our President that he, and basically every other late night show host, cannot seem to find the time to come up with new material due to his infatuation with the current state of politics in America. It's was old after the very first night that Trump jokes and hating was the show's focal point and that was prior to Trump being elected. It's like every late night show on TV is on repeat. Since when did being an actor or a comedian qualify these sheep to become the American public's political analyst? Seriously, they all need to just put a sock in it and revert back things they are actually good at, like impersonating someone whom they are not and doing stupid things to make people laugh.

    • @TheAow4321
      @TheAow4321 Před 4 lety

      @Point Dexter By becoming energy independent and killing Russian soldiers in Syria. Damn, Trump isnt even a good puppet... speaking of sheep and believe everything an authority figure tells you... The clintons helped sell 25% of North Americas uranium(key component in nuclear power/weapons) through their foundation but thats just dandy. But because Brian Stelter told you Trump is putins butt boy, IT MUST BE TRUE... lmao

  • @bsing2u
    @bsing2u Před 4 lety +21

    He emerged with the sunlight to his back to give the illusion that he is the chosen one.

    • @thewind6047
      @thewind6047 Před 4 lety

      BSING 2U I like trump but that’s funny

    • @nonwilson5587
      @nonwilson5587 Před 4 lety +4

      oh yeah is sure is the chosen one....to be the worst one. I am voting blue.

    • @noraamburgey5463
      @noraamburgey5463 Před 4 lety +1

      @Tammy Slade lol agree

    • @erikchingon3566
      @erikchingon3566 Před 4 lety

      @@noraamburgey5463 Wow you guys actually believe that crap hahhahah!!

    • @nellyfarnsworth7381
      @nellyfarnsworth7381 Před 4 lety +1

      @@abelis644
      Yes
      But would NOT, LEAVE with Creepy Joe Bernie (siff - siff) OR Michael Jackson.

  • @miahootman5018
    @miahootman5018 Před 4 lety +18

    The way he talks about "Article 2" is why he needs to be out of office asap.

    • @UnusualMeta
      @UnusualMeta Před 4 lety +1

      @Bigbradwolf youre a fuckin idiot arent you? A legitimate general from a legitimate country was killed and we are suppose to excuse the attack because he is supposedly a terrorist? Ah what the hell am i doing? Critical thinking is a skill not available to Trump supporters so im just wasting my time.

  • @johnc2540
    @johnc2540 Před 4 lety +79

    He cant even read the screen in the background that's how genius he is.

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 Před 4 lety +2

      john c...LOL😂 yeah mr. stable genius is illiterate and read at 3rd grade level. No wait! That would be an insult to 3rd graders who actually read better than this MORON.😁

  • @chiefbloom1192
    @chiefbloom1192 Před 4 lety +23

    He be snorting Sudafed lmaoo. Why he always sniffles

  • @lumpy0100
    @lumpy0100 Před 4 lety

    Thanks Late Night with Seth Meyers.😊 Sure but i thought the Passenger Plane was at least an exciting touch?😁

  • @geraldhouk1677
    @geraldhouk1677 Před 4 lety

    Seth is soooo good at outing politicians.

  • @JJ-hg4nz
    @JJ-hg4nz Před 4 lety +259

    When he said "And the United Kingdom" I immediately thought "whooa don't bring us into this".. like when someone you don't like brings your name into an argument lmao

    • @MrFuzzyWinklez
      @MrFuzzyWinklez Před 4 lety +11

      Except the UK has been involved for many years because they're a member of the coalition forces fighting terrorism in the area and most of our bases in the middle east we share with Brits and Canadians.

    • @privateprivate5302
      @privateprivate5302 Před 4 lety +10

      LMFAO. I always wonder what people from other nations think about our (P)resident dotard

    • @jorgepeterbarton
      @jorgepeterbarton Před 4 lety +7

      But Boris is thinking "owo senpai noticed me omg yes please"

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen Před 4 lety +21

      @@privateprivate5302
      There was an extensive survey (Pew?) a couple of years back - Israel and Russia liked him okay and 70-90% of people in every other country thought he was a dangerous, racist, sexist would-be dictator, brain-donor, who didn't know his arse from his elbow. (I think that was the wording.)

    • @90klh
      @90klh Před 4 lety +5

      @@MrFuzzyWinklez Like a friggin 8 year old....ok yeeeah but look at it like this; when your army (as trump would see it, his army) is working with another country's army, its not cool to take unilateral action that could put those countries troops in danger without a heads up....i know that would require an actual reason to given, with a follow up on an actual plan , but imagine if idk say norway, took offensive action somewhere where our troops could get caught in the crossfire (or we would be obliged to help cuz they've helped us out- reciprocity is such a new concept), how mad would we be?

  • @walterd7331
    @walterd7331 Před 4 lety +133

    "As long as I'm president" (for life) is what he meant to say. Make no mistake. Tyrant's ambitions are very transparent.

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 Před 4 lety +14

      I could be ok with that..... depending on the circumstances.
      If he only had 24 hours to live, for example.

    • @miskatonicalumni5612
      @miskatonicalumni5612 Před 4 lety +2

      Sic semper tyrannis!

    • @charlenelord6860
      @charlenelord6860 Před 4 lety

      Maybe the next president will have trump as a roommate LOL

    • @CteCrassus
      @CteCrassus Před 4 lety +3

      I suspect he was horribly dissapointed when he found out the US Government has two other branches.

    • @jarodstrain8905
      @jarodstrain8905 Před 4 lety +2

      @@CteCrassus he and members of his administration have tried to claim several times that the other two branches are subservient to him. Seriously.

  • @poppybell8217
    @poppybell8217 Před 4 lety +5

    HAHAAAA That Seinfeld episode is my all time favorite!!!!

  • @haymaker710
    @haymaker710 Před 4 lety +29

    When Trump tried to say tolerated I actually felt sorry for him. I thought, "Is he all right? Does he need some help."

    • @briobarb8525
      @briobarb8525 Před 4 lety +6

      Yes, he needs some help...but not just with that word.

    • @haymaker710
      @haymaker710 Před 4 lety +5

      @@briobarb8525 I thought he was having a stroke.

    • @galactic904
      @galactic904 Před 4 lety

      The Iran regime killed 1600 protesters (their own people) in 2019. What do you think about that?

    • @iclarke11
      @iclarke11 Před 4 lety

      I think he had a stroke, which caused brain damage.

    • @kurtiskrejci723
      @kurtiskrejci723 Před 4 lety

      One slip up, Jesus, I’m glad our thought processes are not the same.

  • @edwardicus4
    @edwardicus4 Před 4 lety +416

    That General is thinking, "We could tackle him to ground, hog-tie him and just leave him like that till November. It would be so easy."

    • @katharinaangelazafarani7220
      @katharinaangelazafarani7220 Před 4 lety +20

      The Opal Fox Channel ...its 7am and that already made my day 😂

    • @Andrew-ih2gz
      @Andrew-ih2gz Před 4 lety +17

      That guy was really mad dogging the back of Trump's head. Lol

    • @sarina76667
      @sarina76667 Před 4 lety +16

      That certainly does sound like the internal debate of a Marine right there.

    • @kalikalimai1
      @kalikalimai1 Před 4 lety +6

      It's too bad they're just thinking. Now is the time for some action. You know, the doing verb?

    • @abbiejoliec3133
      @abbiejoliec3133 Před 4 lety +3

      Excellent thought!

  • @matsujonen
    @matsujonen Před 4 lety +209

    The light is supposed to convince his idiotic base he's heaven sent and coming out in a beam of heavenly light. Im surprised they weren't playing harp music. Edit: Thanks for the likes and replies I usually get buried in the other comments.

    • @OCDustin
      @OCDustin Před 4 lety +15

      Exactly

    • @heatherking8706
      @heatherking8706 Před 4 lety +7

      matsujonen next time. Watch for it

    • @johneverson354
      @johneverson354 Před 4 lety +3

      Next time

    • @bbigrocker1
      @bbigrocker1 Před 4 lety +10

      I was thinking the exact same thing..............OHHHHHHHH OOHHHHHHHH The CHOSEN ONE HAS ARRIVED.........From.......wait for it...........THE MOTHERSHIP CONNECTION!!!!!

    • @MiketheNerdRanger
      @MiketheNerdRanger Před 4 lety +9

      I legit thought he was coming from outside; you mean to tell me they put a blue light in the room just so he can make an entrance???
      What's next; can can girls??

  • @kellycarroll2281
    @kellycarroll2281 Před rokem

    Blinded by the blue light again in hind sight these are so funny to watch the blue light on his LAND LINE! keeps him up at night which is what a classified folder was for.... also u used that Seindfeld reference about Kramer and the Kenny's chicken light! I f ING love it!

  • @gggnumber1
    @gggnumber1 Před 4 lety +1

    I gotta tell somebody- Yesterday, I was in someone's house selling them a swimming pool and they are making me a cup of coffee and the woman pulls out a Trump mug and asks me if I like the president. I say, "Eck. I'm not really a fan," because I didn't see the mug before I spoke. ( I woulda probably said he's OK.) And the woman says to me, "At least he doesn't lie." In my head I'm thinking, "What!"

  • @m2aa130
    @m2aa130 Před 4 lety +33

    The guy to his right never breaks his dead-ahead stare. 😆 Poker face tournament winner!

  • @paqman5459
    @paqman5459 Před 4 lety +117

    When a leader says he has the right to do whatever he want that proves he is not the right person for the job ...

    •  Před 4 lety +6

      Obama did whatever he wanted too.

    • @papazahn
      @papazahn Před 4 lety +3

      Pelosi

    • @jaybird4615
      @jaybird4615 Před 4 lety +4

      @ no he didn't he did a lot better then no brain I will screw anything in a dress trump

    • @zombieKILz_115
      @zombieKILz_115 Před 4 lety +6

      The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo. You’re fucking stupid lmao

    •  Před 4 lety

      @@zombieKILz_115 read above comment.

  • @dueplague6887
    @dueplague6887 Před 4 lety +48

    Trump: Hey Siri, how much have I ran today?
    Siri: Ok, sending missles to Iran today

  • @user-tg5ho5fs1f
    @user-tg5ho5fs1f Před 4 lety

    Thanks ♡ :)

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 Před 4 lety +113

    The "leader coming out of the light" was nothing but visual language to get his evangelical followers going off. Their "Chosen One" came to send them a "God given" message.

    • @svb91855
      @svb91855 Před 4 lety +3

      Yes WE THE PEOPLE, who matter...voted HIM IN!!!

    • @nickorlove7848
      @nickorlove7848 Před 4 lety +24

      I thought this same thing when i watched. It honestly sickened me as just a way into tricking people into making himself seem like anything other then an insane, thin skinned and petty old man.

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 Před 4 lety +17

      @@svb91855
      ---
      So, following your logic (which is flawed, btw.), all people who didn't vote for him, don't matter?
      Good to know.

    • @jillschwab7539
      @jillschwab7539 Před 4 lety +17

      I just wish cult 45 would go out in the desert and wait for their space ship to rapture them up and leave the rest of us alone with their bullshit

    • @madshorn5826
      @madshorn5826 Před 4 lety +21

      @@svb91855
      Erh, wasn't it technically the electorate college that voted him in?
      As far as I heard the most of the Americans chose someone else with a majority of 3 million.

  • @akribela
    @akribela Před 4 lety +102

    I can't "Tolloride" this guy anymore. 😂😂😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +3

      We have to vite him out!

    • @eire3294
      @eire3294 Před 4 lety

      Oh yous are hilarious....

    • @barthalen
      @barthalen Před 4 lety +4

      @Christien du Preez More misinformation from a Fox viewing mouthbreather. Be best!

    • @theodethomasa6358
      @theodethomasa6358 Před 4 lety +1

      @Christien du Preez Stroke of brilliance? Another stable genius? Don't get bone spurs when the time comes for you to become a brainwashed idiot and go fight for your dear leader.

    • @akribela
      @akribela Před 4 lety +1

      @@johnwilder6486 Well, for comedians,..Trump is like gold. All he has to do is speak,..his daily idiotic mannerisms, speach patterns and lies are enough to fuel any Late Night Comedy Show. The best ratings,..the ratings are Tremendous!!

  • @1gman547
    @1gman547 Před 4 lety +7

    Tinker bell reminds me of the kid who got his lunch taken from him from the time he started kindergarten through 12th grade.

  • @brentonwelty502
    @brentonwelty502 Před 4 lety +5

    Is the rest of the world laughing at us???

  • @dancardoza6794
    @dancardoza6794 Před 4 lety +242

    I was wondering when he was going to get around to blaming Obama

    • @mitchjones9342
      @mitchjones9342 Před 4 lety +6

      Dan Cardoza never takes long.

    • @shilohmiller6422
      @shilohmiller6422 Před 4 lety +13

      He's so jealous of Obama!!! He always brings him up.

    • @GrayAndGrey
      @GrayAndGrey Před 4 lety

      Look at Twitter and Fox News, as well as the replies in a couple of hours.
      Look! A Trump fellator just did!

    • @TheUncertainKill
      @TheUncertainKill Před 4 lety +3

      So who was it that gave Iran access $150 billion? That wasn’t Obama? I’m pretty sure it was. Maybe it was the tooth fairy?

    • @slactweak
      @slactweak Před 4 lety +13

      @@chuckfalls9027 He didn't "give" them sh*t. That money was THEIRS.

  • @dennysdonuts4918
    @dennysdonuts4918 Před 4 lety +64

    I never liked this man, and it's steadily getting more and more dangerous with him in office, not just military wise, but what we consider acceptable and normal of a president.

    • @SammyChampeau
      @SammyChampeau Před 4 lety

      Like what

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio Před 4 lety +1

      @@SammyChampeau like.. not killing the generals of sovereign nations

    • @marlboro1771
      @marlboro1771 Před 4 lety +2

      @@SammyChampeau Like...not lying.

    • @Melbert788
      @Melbert788 Před 4 lety +2

      You guys are absolute morons🤦🏽‍♂️ “he assassinated a general” he assassinated a Terrorist who led an attack on a US Embassy which they were trying to kill everyone inside and burn it to the ground. So when given the opportunity to kill the leader they took it to prevent further attacks and you guys start apologizing....morons the lot of you

    • @nabilhacene5826
      @nabilhacene5826 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Melbert788 theres no point debating, because most people agree with the clowns.

  • @janinebean4276
    @janinebean4276 Před 4 lety

    Somebody needs to get Trump a makeup artist who didn't also work on Jersey Shore.

  • @jimslancio
    @jimslancio Před 4 lety +13

    7:26 Trump rips up deals and renegotiates essentially the same deal, so he can slap his name on the new one.

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah, it's called ENVY and JEALOUSY! Dismantling President OBAMA'S accomplishments and put his LOSER NAME on it and take CREDIT for it.

  • @serenachenaille3451
    @serenachenaille3451 Před 4 lety +132

    The U.S has no allies anymore. Putin must be loving this circus

    • @sawyerlanneau7701
      @sawyerlanneau7701 Před 4 lety +2

      Are you joking?

    • @johnpchesshir9546
      @johnpchesshir9546 Před 4 lety +1

      We have lots of allies fyi.

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon Před 4 lety +4

      It's not zero, but that list is shortening. Everybody wants to ally with the power the US represents, but is quickly coming to realize that the inmates have rule over this asylum.

    • @cjinpa5713
      @cjinpa5713 Před 4 lety +2

      S. C. Don’t drink russiagate koolaid. McCarthyism stains for years and it’s embarrassing. They don’t even spend 1/6 what we do in the military. Russia is not our enemy or a problem for the United States. We did what we promised we wouldn’t do after ww2 and expanded NATO right to their border. It’s like, how dare they put their country in the middle of all of our military bases. Could you imagine if they had bases in Canada and Mexico? The real enemy are the elites that get rich off these wars and move jobs to more desperate people in other parts of the world.

    • @panchang810
      @panchang810 Před 4 lety

      Exactly.

  • @abba3629
    @abba3629 Před 4 lety +160

    The General on his left is looking for an exit Strategy...!!

  • @jmdsservantofgod8405
    @jmdsservantofgod8405 Před 4 lety +41

    Trump wakes up in the morning..... “my hair is a mess!..... its Obama’s fault!”

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 Před 4 lety +2

      Lol😂Right!

    • @galactic904
      @galactic904 Před 4 lety

      You like joking? Go move to a communist country, haha!

    • @tandekangoma5715
      @tandekangoma5715 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ede6539
      @ede6539 Před 4 lety

      Obama is a fraud he wasted more money on the failed Obamacare website than money spent on the wall

  • @bonniedrouillard3963
    @bonniedrouillard3963 Před 4 lety

    I love your humour Seth!

  • @scruples53
    @scruples53 Před 4 lety +175

    Is it me or do the generals look like they are holding their breath wondering what this SMF is going to say?

    • @bigsmoke9454
      @bigsmoke9454 Před 4 lety +2

      Kathleen Blachere it’s the uniform really uncomfortable

    • @MrYagbolls
      @MrYagbolls Před 4 lety +6

      Kathleen Blachere they r thinking if they should or who should stab him with an ice pik 😅😂🤣on the neck and on national and global tv....

    • @JOMFSE
      @JOMFSE Před 4 lety +1

      I thought the S in SMF was for smug haha

    • @DM-et8lc
      @DM-et8lc Před 4 lety +1

      Poker faces...

    • @fredjones9853
      @fredjones9853 Před 4 lety

      @@terrym7501 More like your TBS?? 😂😂

  • @alejandronunez7650
    @alejandronunez7650 Před 4 lety +207

    The general on the right side is like: "what? what is happening? is this right? i didn't get the memo!! D: "

    • @nasiasteel9105
      @nasiasteel9105 Před 4 lety +8

      Lmao

    • @nancymesek
      @nancymesek Před 4 lety +15

      He’s got to be thinking that trump is completely deranged.

    • @Rhiannon011
      @Rhiannon011 Před 4 lety +11

      General Miley looks extremely pissed! Not happy at all..I wouldn't be surprised if Miley may decide to resign..like Mattis did..

    • @jillschwab7539
      @jillschwab7539 Před 4 lety +5

      He probably thinking we could get rid of him a nobody would care . lol

    • @zmaj6524
      @zmaj6524 Před 4 lety +5

      He looked for a moment like he thought about taking Trump down lol.
      Edit: I could never be those guys look how serious they are even when he messes up, I would die laughing.

  • @tbray
    @tbray Před 4 lety

    Trump is like Lucy holding the football and Iran is Charlie Brown...

  • @michaelparks7177
    @michaelparks7177 Před 4 lety

    Well said! 👍😎👍

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 Před 4 lety +56

    ‘As long as I’m President of the United States, Iran will never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon’ ‘Sir, this is a Wendy’s.’

    • @larrainebasham2978
      @larrainebasham2978 Před 4 lety

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆so true.

    • @pannachawangkul585
      @pannachawangkul585 Před 4 lety +1

      Did you mean KFC or McDonald's?

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 Před 4 lety

      WHAT A MORON! 😂😂😂Does this burger made me look like a FAT ASS??? LOL

  • @mdade44
    @mdade44 Před 4 lety +27

    I suffer from depression this guy the only thing make me smile

    • @waterandafter
      @waterandafter Před 4 lety +4

      I was just fine but t'arump gave me depression.

    • @stephanieaya3992
      @stephanieaya3992 Před 4 lety +2

      Take vitamin D3 supplements daily during the winter months, and watch Trevor Noah and Steven Colbert. ❤️❤️❤️

    • @sylviaoesterwinter8858
      @sylviaoesterwinter8858 Před 4 lety +2

      Me too. And the current political situation has made the depression and anxiety so much worse. I listen to NPR on the radio in the mornings and then have to quiet down at night with our amazing Seth, Jimmy, Stephen and Noah. All of them and I can sleep a little better. Hang in there. You are not alone.

    • @onandonitgoes5957
      @onandonitgoes5957 Před 4 lety +1

      Keep your chin up man. Hang with your loved ones. Good on you for being honest with yourself about your mental health. It's a big deal. Take your meds, drink water and keep whatever faith you choose.

    • @niggastilllyin4290
      @niggastilllyin4290 Před 4 lety

      Obama is the reason your depress.

  • @a16tthree365
    @a16tthree365 Před 4 lety +2

    Maybe when they stop trying to be big by force and taunts they'll realize how important peace, trade, and alliances are

  • @jeffv2074
    @jeffv2074 Před 4 lety +31

    🤦🏽‍♂️omg I could hear my foreign friends now ripping this government apart with jokes. Foreigners cannot understand why aren't we in the streets rioting.

    • @lin90210
      @lin90210 Před 4 lety +3

      Rioting around the world are supported by Trump. I dont think rioting is the answer to everything

    • @davidcurr6221
      @davidcurr6221 Před 4 lety +3

      Probably because you have a job now.

    • @jeffv2074
      @jeffv2074 Před 4 lety +1

      @@davidcurr6221 exactly however I would rather protest then riot.

    • @Nirrrina
      @Nirrrina Před 4 lety +1

      I think a lot of us are just stunned from hitting our head against the nearest wall & the rest are to busy fixing holes in walls.

  • @GehresWeed
    @GehresWeed Před 4 lety +122

    you can tell "They" had a talk with him. He lost his mind having to do what he's been told to do.

    • @DLR528
      @DLR528 Před 4 lety +6

      Gehres Weed all wondering how many slurs dons going to pull on this one

    • @itgetter9
      @itgetter9 Před 4 lety +4

      He panicked once he remembered that a lot of his base really believed him about not getting further into never-ending wars. Oh well.

  • @celebritytarotreadings7065
    @celebritytarotreadings7065 Před 4 lety +47

    Um, Okay, Iran was not making nuclear weapons and was locked into a 5-country agreement not to develop them for about 30 years in return for lifting of sanctions- the UN and the IAEA was holding Iran accountable though inspections - of which Iran was reportedly doing a solid job of being compliant. THEN Trumpcame out of nowhere and just ended the agreement for the US (While it was documented that Iran was in full UN compliance!) -giving a big blow to Iran's economy. Now he's on this thing saying China, France, the UK, Germany... need to come back to make an agreement with Iran - NEWSFLASH they were already in this agreement and didn't vacate it.
    Obama's administration was forced by International court arbitration to give that money back to Iran b/c it was their money to begin with from a 1970's purchase of fighter jets from the US that were never delivered-and the money never refunded.The interest for those decades took the US to a 1.3 billion dollar payback from the original 400 million Iranian payment to the US then.

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 Před 4 lety +8

      If what you say is true; then I can't say I'm really surprised about that. I did kinda know that Idiotic Drumpf pulled America out of that agreement for no good/sound reason. And apparently now wants to make a deal again but this time with no incentive for Iran to agree to this deal And heavier sanctions. Does he honestly think they'll just swallow whatever bullshit he gives them; especially after he just had their General killed ??!

    • @kellyparkinson444
      @kellyparkinson444 Před 4 lety +4

      InviteTheLight Readings This is 100% correct.

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir Před 4 lety +8

      But but but Hilary AND Obama! You can tell people the facts til you're blue in the face but the idiot base won't believe anyone but their idiotic liar of a leader. Look at the comments on this page for proof. Still spouting the same delusions

    • @timgoffard
      @timgoffard Před 4 lety +3

      InviteTheLight Readings thank you for posting something with some thought. It’s rare these days

    • @christinasimonse5488
      @christinasimonse5488 Před 4 lety +5

      I don't understand why the news can't tell the people in America the truth about that money. We in Europe know that it was Iran's money. And America made billions with that money in interest over the years.

  • @jmxd3303
    @jmxd3303 Před 4 lety +54

    I can’t believe there’s people will re vote to him in 2020

    • @malachiradke8612
      @malachiradke8612 Před 4 lety +16

      Jm XD I know right we should just keep on giving the terrorist billions of dollars

    • @rich-qk7dc
      @rich-qk7dc Před 4 lety +8

      There is more than enough for a landslide victory

    • @kalikasurf
      @kalikasurf Před 4 lety

      96hatt 😂.

    • @romdog1818
      @romdog1818 Před 4 lety +3

      @Steven Cromwell
      Except there have been plenty of ICE raids conducted under the Trump administration to have illegal immigrants deported from the U.S???
      Not as much as Oh-bummer though. That man loved him some deportation.

    • @chetherley2049
      @chetherley2049 Před 4 lety +2

      Why wouldn't you? You don't like a pres who actually does what he says or you like being lied to ?

  • @alicjatomiak8800
    @alicjatomiak8800 Před 4 lety +51

    Cocaine is one helluva of a drug

    • @labella9291
      @labella9291 Před 4 lety +1

      Or European sudafed

    • @adam346
      @adam346 Před 4 lety

      @@labella9291 off brand European Sudafed

    • @truthprevails4895
      @truthprevails4895 Před 4 lety +1

      Now, now, guys... It's off label UK Sudafed mixed with crushed generic Adderall, also known as "dextroamphetamine / amphetamine." That's as precise as I can get as I don't know how much Adderall gets snorted with, say, two Sudafed to get the proper efficacy, or in this case, high. He has not made his dosing guidelines available.

    • @adam346
      @adam346 Před 4 lety

      @@truthprevails4895 i'm willing to bet its based on a 239lb subject.

  • @Prophecy6
    @Prophecy6 Před 4 lety +42

    Listening to Trump speak, always makes my head hurt.

    • @dragonmaster613
      @dragonmaster613 Před 4 lety +1

      Mine as well! 🤕

    • @iSmartMan1
      @iSmartMan1 Před 4 lety +2

      That's why I skip the parts where he talks, they depress me too much

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 Před 4 lety +2

      My mute button is my most used button these days...

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 Před 4 lety +1

      You're braver than I am. I hit the mute.

    • @casfox
      @casfox Před 4 lety +2

      It embarrasses me 😞

  • @syedusmanshah40
    @syedusmanshah40 Před 4 lety

    Great show great host

  • @greggiles7309
    @greggiles7309 Před 4 lety +1

    The two Generals behind Trump are blinking morse code 'help me'

  • @bailodescalza
    @bailodescalza Před 4 lety +69

    Just when we all thought the Bush Jr. era was a low point is US history, here comes Donny with his new time low! And yet, there r still ppl willing to vote for him!!!🙈

    • @Jet-rx1ji
      @Jet-rx1ji Před 4 lety +17

      Bailo Descalza there are people willing to lie in traffic for him. Blame Rupert Murdoch and the Fox Lies empire.

    • @hollycarter725
      @hollycarter725 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Jet-rx1ji I blame stupidity and bad breeding.

    • @ingelarson6738
      @ingelarson6738 Před 4 lety +1

      Mind boggling

    • @jerryp1392
      @jerryp1392 Před 4 lety

      Yeah, you all need to just face the truth. Obama was a traitor. Quit being racist against white people. Btw, you dipshit 3rd world immigrants need to remember who made this country what it is. Truth bomb.

    • @bluezapin1646
      @bluezapin1646 Před 4 lety +4

      @@jerryp1392 You can't call out people to stop being racist and then immediately be racist.

  • @anthonyx9481
    @anthonyx9481 Před 4 lety +101

    "Mr. Burns with radiation poison!" 😂