Trump Confesses Amid Senate Impeachment Trial: A Closer Look
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- Seth takes a closer look at House managers in the Senate impeachment trial seeking to prove that the president is a criminal who’s unfit for office.
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The "lawyer lawsuit" rant was perfect. It's what their play is. They choose key words, latch onto them, use them as hot buttons "trigger words", repeat the trigger words as fast as possible in quick succession, ramble, and try to create a fake outrage using the word to distract you from everything else relevant that was said. I'm happy it happened because he played himself. Their tactic is pathetic
Yet it very often works with shallow short attention span Americans. At least with the Republican ones.
Also, be sure to mention the constitution repeatedly. Pretend it has feelings and mention how it's been violated, besmirched or violated with out mentioning actual sections of text. Bonus points for shedding a tear while holding a small flag.
They’ve done it the entire time 45 has been corrupting in office.
Tifa Alexandra ACCURATE
Sadly, the people that see how silly his antics are are not the people that need to see and comprehend this truth.
"Lawyer lawsuits?" He said it SOOOOO many times. He'll never live that down. His lawyers are as dumb as he is.
She straight said the "freedom of information act. AKA FOIA" She SAID what it's an acronym of.
Is hard of hearing or was half asleep. In any case, his argument doesn't make any sense anyway.
@@firepuppies4086 That's the funniest part of the whole thing! 🤣🤣🤣
No, no, not "lawyer" lawsuits; it's "loy-ya", to rhyme with FOIA.
@Some Person Once this is over... scares me ten million more times than up to and including this point in time. Once this is over and he's acquitted by all the you-know-who's??? He can literally declare himself King and it's done. If no one can stop him from doing what he's already done and no one can force him to hand over documentation and they can just let him completely off the hook after alllll this evidence... then he could theoretically (literally and figuratively!) declare himself King and there would be nothing they could do then, either. Now if that don't scare the big F out of ya, God knows what will. Cuz I sure don't! What IS it that he holds over so many empty heads?????
Lawyer Lawsuits? She said “Freedom of Information Act aka FOIA lawsuits” she completely spelled it out
I bet he's a racist.
@@emily-5418 probably not. He is just ready to make a rebuttle argument but does not listen to the other side to properly understand how and what to say when it is his turn to go up and speak. A misunderstanding, albeit hella amusing.
"Lawyer Law Suits" will be the name of my new clothing store for those in the legal professions.
Ro Ku
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Why tf are senators bored and sleeping through an important process? We all have jobs and this is part of theirs so they need to do their damn job.
Digital Daydreams that’s what upsets me because they do the work once election season hits but then they disappear and don’t do the jobs they’re paid to do
What gets me is her smug facial expression as she says it. As if she were thumbing her nose at the Democrats and saying "If you think that we are listening to your BS against our innocent, beloved president, well, we are not!"
They aren't used to us paying attention... That's why we gotta vote in new, better senators
@ATG IMM And they get benefits too! It's so unfair.
The liberal western world order is collaping with the rise of china. Remember you already has 22trilion in debt and society is already divided between black and white, democrats and republican ect.. Good luck on your coming civil wars , ww3 in the not so near future! Lucky I don't live here in a trash divided country. HAHAHHAHAH😂😂😂
Everyone covers the president but no one does it like Seth. This segment has quickly become my favorite. It’s always funny, fair, and hits the nail on the head.
I honestly can't stand seth i think hes a dick just like his buddy fallon, but he does cover this whole thing pretty well i just wish he would stop doing the trump voice it's so cringy lol
closer look is the best!
fair??? LMAO
@@qcrew2938 I agree "fair" is perhaps not the ideal word but I don't think its dishonest.
I live for this segment!
"Know any great jokes?"
"Yes, the U.S. Senate."
And the House. Both have failed in their duty to the voters.
@@jameswilliamjohnson Indeed - they are the punchline that flops.
Sadly; the Joke is on US, because they are getting paid for doing nothing.
"Know any great jokes?"
"The U.S. electoral system"
It is the best senate money canbuy
I cannot believe I'm still living in America. Watching the house mangers (who presented their opening arguments so eloquently, and with such deadly aim), layout every piece of evidence, proof and statements that they had, did indeed prove by the preponderance of the facts, which is impossible to defend or deny, let alone aquit such actions of this type behavior by the Potus, who did abuse the power of his office, jeopardized our national security as well as violated the trust of the American people!
If indeed this is still America, i know of no juror who when asked if he/she was partial to either side, and their answer would be yes, THEY WOULD NOT BE SELECTED IN ANY COURT!! If this is still America, and witnesses were subpoenaed to testify/submit documents in court, and they refused,THEY WOULD BE FINED, JAILED OR BOTH! If this is still America and witnesses were being tampered with, intimidated and/or threatened, THERE DEFINITELY WOULD BE CONSEQUENCESES! However, all this is being allowed in these proceedings! So how can you call this a court of law in America???? It seems as if the Senate is in the twilight zone and the outer limits during these hearings and trial proceedings. They certainly weren't on earth. Didn't they see, hear and watch the proof given during the proceedings? Oh wait, they were busy going to the restrooms or for water etc🙄. They made no sense!! Their minds were made up before these proceedings were put in place! If one person can be above the law, why not all of us?! Yes the GOP had it right people, (although not for the same reasons they claim). This is not a trial but a sham of a trial, flagrant disrespect for the laws of our constitution and the trust of the American people who put them in power! Remember, it doesn't take a sudden move to lose democracy, but subtle moves, until one day you wake up to a different kind of reality. We must also vote for a change in the Senate because they do not honor the oath they swore to uphold to their country and the American people who help put them in office! Remember people when you go to vote, "THE POWER IS IN YOUR HANDS, USE IT, OR LOSE IT"😉
S. Simmons well put
CSA ... Corrupt States of America ( not to confuse with the slave lovers ;-) )
Excellent post. 👏
R u describing DEM's Congress?
The house democratic managers did their homework and kicked the ball to the republican senators, who for God knows what earthly reason are talking about any and everything but the defense of the potus, (especially after Bolton's smoking gun), because there is NONE!! No wonder why they are not using their full allotted time, NOTHING TO SAY! They will use their 2 hours of summations to disguise, deflect and deny as usual! If indeed this was the real America before this White House regime, this would never have been tolerated, let alone allowed!!😡😡😡😡
She even explained what FOIA stood for before she said it
When your too stupid to even defend the POTUS!
What do you mean with scrotum?!
Mike Smith When you're too stupid to spell words correctly.
yes, but didn't you pay attention, he was probably asleep during the explanation....like everyone else.
Its what Bruce Lee used to say while kicking people, duh !
"lawyer Lawsuits"- She said FOIA lawsuits twice, and then spelled it "FOIA - Freedom of Information Act". What the hell is wrong with this "Lawyer"?
He was busy shoving a pencil up his nose to see if he could touch his brain
javamanV3 he’s an idiot just like trump and the rest of his goons
His ears had too much wax in them
He has spent too much time around Trump; the paranoia and lies have been rubbing off on him.
Must have earned his law degree at Trump U.
"You know what they say: a cluttered desk is a cluttered mind. But an empty desk is an empty mind."
- The Office
They are not used to working! PEOPLE, THIS is foreign to them!
It's totally appalling that these absolute goobers have high-paid cushy jobs in D.C. while plenty of hardworking, honest people are totally shafted and one big sneeze away from being homeless.
Welcome to capitalist America! As we like to tell the world, the greatest country of all!
@@BUFU1610 America could be great again tomorrow, if somehow you got a president that didnt suffer from Alzheimer disease.
And I'm from the UK, and we love American ppl, just not your president.
But then again, most of us are kind of ashamed of Boris, hes like that relative you never want to invite to parties, but have to...
They should probably only receive a token salary, or at the very least have it capped at a maximum equal to the national median salary. Though in such a case there would need to be a major overhaul of the regulations around campaign financing and lobbying because they would be even more susceptible to the influence of special interest groups. (Not that such an overhaul isn't already desperately needed)
Welcome to Earth. I'm Canadian and even I feel the same way with my country's way-less-insane politics.
most off us work 6/8 a day why do they complain.is this not their job to sit and listen .without phones
Those reporters need to ask the important questions, like “Did Rand Paul get his crossword puzzle done?”
Probably not. He's stuck on clues like: Synonym for dumb (6 letters) S and D already there from cross letters.
What about Obama crimes in Benghazi and Syria in 2011?? Yet he didn't get impeched after kiling milion of people in those countries. Double standard at his finest 🤔😂😂😂
Ryan lex Congress investigated Bu... but Benghazi numerous times & came up empty handed each time, just like you. And there were no million victims, asswipe liar,
I do crosswords and can tell you that it can be a mindless yet stimulating activity. I do them while watching tv. So it's not crazy for him to be doing a crossword during the trial to keep him alert. He's still a cowardly republican/ traitor to our country. But the crosswords are ok
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I think I died a little bit at "he does good at rockets".
Me: "Trump said Elon Musk 'does good at rockets.😆'"
My wife: "If only we had someone who does good at President."
🤣😂
“If only you were better with your own rocket”
@@mothman4672 lol we're both women so that took me a minute to figure out. Maybe in someone else's marriage! 😂
It's disturbing that Jeanine Pirro is an actual judge
She was an actual judge not any more just like dr. Phil WAS an actual doctor but got his license revoked
Yeah, now she's just a phoney and a tRumputin shill.
And like Kellyanne she is in it for the $$$. It's all a show for most of these Fox people
It's equally disturbing that some even consider her to be a human being without the benefit of seeing her final form!!!!
What do you expect in a system where the judge is elected. “Hey these senators are doing a good job listening to this evidence so elected people must be good at this too, let’s vote for judges”. “Shouldn’t we choose them based on experience and qualifications?” “Shut up Meg,”
"Lawyer lawsuits" will forever be Jay Sekulow's legacy. You know somebody is going to shout that at him everyday for the rest of his life.
One can only hope.
It was so funny to watch his tirade...
That was one of the most embarrassing, cringe worthy mistakes I have seen a politician make, and that's saying a lot.
All you haters of America are gonna be crying
@@johnpowell9202 What are you talking about?
I teach Kindergarten and it literally sounds like my class.
Yeah but they are small and relatively helpless. These guys are fully grown adults with veto powers at their disposal.
Which of the two suffers most incontinence?
@@chrisparker3331 My money is on the Senators. So far no washroom accidents with my class this year. 🤞
And you're a Wild Crocus? Mine was more like Miss Crabgrass... =P
Hey don't insult kindergartners like that! 😜🤗
I love how these same people who complain that young people can’t stay away from their phones, yet when they can’t use their phones they bolt for them as soon as possible.
Honestly, this whole convoluted saga is depressing to watch. How did Americans find so many corrupt / inept people to elect to positions of power?
Easy the politicians made promises to do this and that and proclaiming to answer to the voters but in reality American politics is nothing like that the politicians answer to the corporations and rich citizens that donate to their campaign
the game was mostly rigged by rich people before we were born, and even if it's illegal for an elected official to be bribed that just means they gotta be sneaky and convince people to look the other way while the bourgeoisie buy laws.
Poo floats to the top
There is a whole group of people called republicans that have know clue who they are voting for. They see republican and they check the ballot. Its a mindless cult.
Troy Fujimoto Only high-fat poo floats.
Why do I get the feeling senators signed up to be senators to just lie and get rich and not to actually work for the people?? 🤔🤔
I think you’ve figured them out. The Dems seem to at least try to work for the people
Cause it's obviously true.
Work? These senators are having to work for the first time in office for most of them . And all they have to do is sit there on there ass
Only because it's been happening like that for easily over 100 years.
i wonder if they realize how they're pizzing off a bunch of their potential voters who go to ~actual~ dull, repetitive jobs for 8 or more hours every day. getting paid by us to sit in a cushy chair listen to history being made by they themselves is just too much to bear? ffs.
Finally someone has questioned “the worlds greatest deliberative body” statement. Corrupt and closed minded deliberation maybe?
deliberately obtuse
They're not deliberative, under Trump they've just been deliberately evil.
A corrupt body bought n sold by the rich,and apparently Russia, beholden to nothing but their own personal greed
The World's Greatest Negotiator (hereafter *WGN* ) is addicted to winning, so he cheats on EVERYONE. Ask his wives. Ask Ivanka why her dear old dad chases young women instead of submitting to Golden Showers from his sexy daughter? Ask Barron if his old man told him to not masturbate. No dog is foolish enough to be owned by a Trump.
I heard men’s wear house just opened a Lawyer lawsuits section.
I N D O C H I N O
@@zesky6654 Dammit, I was JUST watching LegalEagle
😂😂
Nice! 😂
In which lawyers no doubt have a vested interest... :D
Seth, I haven’t stopped shaking my head in 3 years... nothing amazes me anymore
The Money Pro Method There’s plenty left to amaze you. Trump will find a way.
That's troublesome, in my country people became like that, if you don't wanna become like us, please, don't get used to this situation
Not even his wheel theory?
@@venezuela0076 exactly. Better to pull away from catastrophe BEFORE it hits, not two-thirds of the way through.
I'm amazed by the fact Conservatives hated Obama so much and wished him be impeached that they can't look past the fact he was never impeached and their boy has.
Just scrolling through comments while I listen...
"Janky Jeanine's Jibber Jabber Junction" 😂😂😂
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This is just wrong! Imagine if any of us did what there Republican senators are doing at our work. Please vote in 2020
But it doesn't matter what people vote for. The electoral college makes the actual decision, if I understand the American election system correctly.
Sekulow has earned a lifetime of “Ok, Boomer” for having this level of outrage over something he obviously misheard. Does he not have an assistant or fellow lawyer there, who he could’ve asked, “Did she just repeatedly say ‘lawyer lawsuit?” ?
Apparently not. They seem to all be cut from the same trumpian cloth of "I know everything there is to know already".
Why do senators still have a job? Imagine behaving this way in the private sector!
Why does Adam Schiff still have a job? Continually lies to American public and gets promoted? C'mon, it goes both ways. This is a huge waste of time and money. Enough is enough. Not to mention boring af to watch!!
@@jessekuchinski1172 Adam Schiff hasn't lied yet. He's presented evidence. If Trump is innocent, then why is he withholding evidence? Why has McConnell insisted on rules that hamper a fair trial? If Trump is innocent, wouldn't he and the GOP want to present evidence in his favor? Come on, man! You know the answer to that, and you refuse to admit it! Your godling is GUILTY! Guilty, and needs removal from office for the good of this nation! The GOP is abetting an international criminal! And, we'll see how far that gets them in November.
don't worry, if trump beats this rap he will dissolve congress - just like hitler dissolved parliament (and had it burned down).
FIRED!
Anyone in the private sector would be fired. Imagine telling your boss you are bored at work. 🙄
@@brianhelgerson87 what evidence has he presented? I'll be waiting!! Haha
I love how these senators are complaining about DOING THEIR JOB 😂
Yeah, they should just resign if they don't their jobs. Do the country a favor!
their job is in direct conflict with orders from Moscow.
Trump: "I spoke to him very recently....", until he spills dirt on Trump. Then it's: "I never met the guy...I don't know who he is"
You have to be LOYAL toget your name on Trumps treleprompter in green letters
5:18 Wow. That about sums it up. Huge piles of evidence vs. imaginary arguments
Their desks are empty just like their heads and arguments.
@Tara Saran Then they should be prepared to show their work, just like in math class.
Their desks are empty because it's the Democrats' opening arguments. Expect to see the desk appearances flip when it's Republicans' turn.
The House manager spelt out what FOIA lawsuits were BEFORE she mentioned the acronym!
These are the same people who had a hissy fit when Michelle Obama said, “For the first time in my adult life I am proud to be an American.”
I'm a fan of hissy fits myself!
Yes it's those same Americans white people are so incredibly quick to be offended. czcams.com/video/UOMkNXJnyqc/video.html&authuser=0 czcams.com/video/jtuZ_y-j5VI/video.html&authuser=0 czcams.com/video/97srjnrEw2E/video.html&authuser=0
Not only was "Judge Janine" a Judge, she was the frickin District Attorney of Westchester County! What an embrassment.
Trump doesn't like abortions????
Coming from someone who has never pulled out once in his entire life.
As far as Trump is concerned women have no rights and he views them as nothing more than sperm receptors.
She was a judge for about 2 years around 25 years ago.
Trump: “Oh yeah? You don’t have any evidence! I still have the gun, the body, and the videos from 5th Avenue.”
We are paying these nimrods in the Senate to do this.
Vote them out. They sure aren’t earning their pay
If only voting them out would cut off their pay. We get to continue paying these brats until they die.
"He does good at rockets." Jesus the guys a nitwit!
ON THE PLUS SIDE, HE DOES LIKE ROCKETS!
Chris Garvey Yes, he is a nitwit but wow! He will probably win again.
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Lester Walker god bless and protect America
Speaking as a Canadian, I must say that I don't decry the "divided" US . What can you do if 40% of the population refuse to accept reality and deny all facts and evidence, insisting that the truth is the opposite of what you can see and hear? No rational appeal to accepting what's true has any effect except to make the person threaten to kill you, or threaten that they can't wait til all who speak the truth are in concentration camps. Unity with such people would be a bad mistake. Even after they eventually get slapped back into reality, probably by monumental financial crimes by Trump and their effects, such people are still dangerous. They have shown they disdain love of the country and will happily sabotage any progress just out of spite or for adolescent "revenge."
Agree completely.
He talks like a 5 year old. "He's good at rockets." Ok Donny, time to go home now and lay down for your quiet time.
"Janky Jeanin's Jibber Jabber Junction" - Best. Rebrand. Ever!
😁😂😁😂
I LOVE IT 😂😂😂😂
"Janky Jeanine's Jibber Jabber Junction" is actually a more accurate title of that show than "Justice with Judge Jeanine". It's not about justice, it's just her jibber jabbing... and screaming... for an entire hour. 🙄
Not to even mention that the old Hell-hag is LEBANESE...
The fact that she not only has been a judge, but is then given a platform to spout her nonsense to millions of people - is so scary.
@@richardpierpoint3100 - she's bringing shame to lebanese, to women, to lebanese women, to all humans, really...
its simple: all the senators who werent there to hear the evidence, dont get to vote. also, i want their names.
That is far better incentive and infinitely more enforceable than "prison."
Obi Wan Kenobi that’s such a great idea!
@@RicoPetro czcams.com/video/nAgJAxkALyc/video.html
Not an American.. but I’m getting so much 2nd hand embarrassment/cringe watching this 😣... I can only imagine how you guys feel.
You know that facepalm meme where the hand goes all the way through the head....?
I am actually feeling more proud to be American because of how the house managers are handling the trial.Some things are more important than party or political party!!!
I mean political career.Country over party!!!
Sensible Americans expect GITMO to be widdle donnie's next residence.
We feel awful. We could do with some comfort food.
The defense team's table looks like Trump's inauguration crowd.
Probably the same people
It’s the biggest defence table with the most evidence. Period.
@@sheetal_views 😂😂😂🇷🇺👈
@@sheetal_views -- It's a perfect table. Perfect. I've had people coming up to me all day long telling me how perfect it is.
Vote the Senators out who don’t do their job during this historical moment. No more Trumpian senate toddlers. Vote them out.
Kris The Democrats should all be arrested as well as Hillary and George Soros
NoNewWorldOrder Warrior because.......???
Hey warrior
Why should they be arrested?
Thank goodness for the existence of moral like Seth Meyers
Dear Senators,
Whether you think this trial is a sham or not, you have been given a job to do and you are doing so while being paid by the American taxpayer. So please kindly stay in your seat, try to stay awake and try not to whine about it like a school child.
Some way you need to have that put all over the web! Thank you for reminding the Senators and the American people of this!
Please post this on the white house website. They have forms on the website. If you want of course.
We all need to come together to protest and REFUSE to pay their salaries. But we're too lazy as a citizenry to go out into the streets for months on end like the French do.
They got the decaf for this trial
Dear Michael, this is the last place in the world the senators will be. They’ll never read this lol.
I WISH WE WOULD STOP SAYING WE ARE "the best in the WORLD at everything!!!!" WE ARE NOT and at this point it just looks ridiculous... LOL
Shouldn't you move to the place that is the best?
You got to be a real moron to stay somewhere when you know there's better out there?
Where you moving too?
Vera 1957 So, you’re a moron then?
Vera 1957 and here you are proving her point right, thinking that you could go anywhere just as easily as deciding where to go
Vera 1957 „you like the States so much, why don‘t you marry it?“ is about the same level of childish response. Countries are not classified into bad, good or best. Each country is just different with each its own flaws and positives. There is no best and that is ok. The thing about Americans is that admiting that there is a serious issue somewhere system related it also somehow automatically means they are anti- American. It‘s not. It‘s just not being ignorant to problems,
@@jmoropeza you actually can, what's stopping you?
Maybe you're to stupid, but not everyone is.
He's as much a stable genius as an old carthorse. The Senate is a disgrace.
Maybe if they were required to wear white wigs like the British they would tend to behave themselves?
@@radrook4481 Maybe if they weren't so corrupted by power they would act like adults. That would be a start.
@@tomdevlin9274 True! Kids will develop bad personality traits watching them.
“Janky Jeanine’s Jibber Jabber Junction” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That should be what it’s really called whenever and whenever she talks!
Yes! She has the most annoying voice.
And it would still be a much kinder description than what she's really doing...
Vote him Out , thanks for the informative links. She’s just a scoundrel!
Please encourage all American citizens to protest the Republican senators. Let them know their power has an expiry date - November 3, 2020.
Please. For the love of all that's good. People over party
The problem is it's always been party over people with both parties. How do you think we got Trump in the first place? He promised he would be a different kind of republican and people ate it up. Basically what we saw with Clinton's impeachment, were going to see it with Trumps. The senate will not remove him and Trump will see it as a victory and proof of his innocence. Until we get someone in the whitehouse that clearly wants to help the working class and is not paid and bought by the highest bidder, nothing will change in this country.
Throw those corrupt bums out, Nov 2020 we need a blue wave.
Fire all coward Republicans all are liars they can not face the truth
@@pietrojenkins6901 Bernie has fought for all Americans for almost 40 years has been fighting for health care and for college for all a educated country brings more prosperity for all He will beat trump and doenst lie he will tax the rich it's not fair Walmart, Amazon and trump pay no taxes but middle class americans making 30,000 have to pay thousand I have to 900 and only made 31000 hows is that fair
Jay Sekulow really embarrassed himself there.
Jk anyone that supports Trump isn't capable of feeling embarrassed
Btk 2020 - “lawyer lawsuits” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah what’s the term for “should be embarrassed but isn’t?” Trump voter.
The was hilarious lol
Sekulow may very well be that stupid, but I suspect his antics are more performance art for the herp-derp MAGA audience
Where the hell is Roberts? He's the one that should have reprimanded that counselor for sleeping on the job.
Only if it involves Trump losing the elections.
Even worse, Jeanine Pirro was a District Attorney for several years. I guess the Westchester ADAs during her tenure were required to do the defense attorneys' jobs for them.
Trump: I'm withholding the evidence
Senate: We haven't been given evidence so he's innocent
Petar Lukacevic =OBSTRUCTION of Congress
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"Honestly we have all the material" Trump does good at confessing.
He does good at rackets
Rainhut
Yup, been saying that for years. Tromps have all self-incriminated themselves already. The zombie horde following just don’t care.
Our Dumbass in Chief can't keep his mouth shut.
He does good at crimes too!
"No one will be better at self incrimination than me"
Somebody needs to start selling "Lawyer Lawsuits" t-shirts outside the Capitol Building.
TeflonGoon Esq damn good idea
Done
I'm sure they are
With the attribution to: -Jay Sekulow
@@doloresreynolds8145 Thanks for making me laff aloud -- I needed that.
They can do all that because of corporate money, don’t forget, they’ll go as far as the millionaires want, they’ve already sold their soul
*"Show and tell at the senior center"*
That's a perfect 👌 description of the people who we voted for....
America, America this is who is in charge .................... they are complaining about DOING THEIR JOBS! While getting paid way more then almost all of you
Shawn Simmons the “Midas” touch 💰 spoiled, spineless, “senators...”
How can Americans vote for Republicans ever again? It baffles me that they get away with all of this...
$174,000 a year
Letitia Jeavons plus the rubles
We need term limits!
All I want out of life would be for whoever gets to deliver the news that he is being removed from the office of President better tell him "You're Fired." My life would be complete at that exact point in time.
If only the republicans weren't spineless and power greedy *ssholes.
Somewhere Sam Waterston is saying “I can do that for REAL, ya know!”
Just have to do this for my own sanity..."he does well at rockets, he does well, he does well..."
"he does good at rockets" is one of the dumbest sentences I've heard.
This man is a disgrace. I heard that sentence and winced. I've never met an adult that verbally inept
Where have you been the last three years? That’s just par for the course
We need to nuke hurricanes - sir pussygrabber
High IQ this man has not me thinks. Stupid Cheeto.
"Me fail English? That's unpossible"
Republican logic: "We're so innocent, we can't allow you to see how innocent we are!"
Nobody's ever seen innocence like theirs before!
"How dare you request to see proof of our innocence! We are frankly offended that you would even ask!"
Innocent until proven guilty idiot ! The burden of proof SOLELY lies on the accuser oh Queen Bonehead of Boneheadia. Prove you are innocent is for the tax courts and the Soviet Union you brainwashed buffoon. No evidence of a crime no evidence of collusion with Russia, no evidence of collision with the Ukraine, no crime specified, no sense of reality. WAKE THE F UP YOU DRONE !
@@googletaqiyya184 If you commit a crime and hide all the evidence so well that the prosecutor can't get a hold of it, you still committed a crime.
@@toddr2265 Look at their recent posts, they're a nut job.
"show and tell at the senior home" lmao!
LMAOOOOO the "lawyer lawsuits" was the FUNNIEST PART HAHA! Can't believe that
Being upset over Lawyer Law Suits illustrates the defense teams lack of any substantive arguments.
$174,000 + per year and they whine because they have to sit and listen..to do their jobs we the people elected them for?... It's time we fire them
Less than a year till a third of them are up for election... And most of them are Republicans.
Hell yeah. We the people fire those lazy corrupt sons of bitches.
is that all? The secret service spent 3x that much on golf cart rentals in one year.
Imagine if anyone of them had to do a real day's work. They'd die.
How about get rid of them all together 🤷🏾♂️
"Lawyer lawsuits."
The moment I could speak, I'd go up and say, "No, dumbass. Not lawyer lawsuits. Get your ears cleaned." Honestly. At this point they should just throw civility out the window.
It just goes to prove to anyone that the defense aren't listening to the prosecutions case at all as his response would've been the same to any question or context because discrediting and ridiculing our congressional process of impeachment is the only tool they have.
This would be a hell of a lot more entertaining (AND fair) if you'd copied our model & the senate functioned like the House of Commons and your Chief Justice was allowed to take control like the Speaker of the House (best known this year for 'I don't give a flying flamingo...')
Oh I wish SNL would do an 'If this was in the United Kingdom...' imagining.
Oh yeah, and *HE,* the orange numpty, would BE there. And he wouldn't be allowed to talk until it was his turn.
*SO MUCH BETTER!!*
@@gmun2248 if Trump had to be there AND speak there wouldn't be a need for anything else. Trump is incapable of telling the truth and the second he opened his mouth hed lie and end up getting removed from office and possibly even arrested afterwards depending on what the question he lied about was about. Did u ever ask foreign powers for help in the election? (No.) Well heres 50 videos of you doing just that and heres written evidence of you doing it as an added bonus, congratulations you lied under oath then someone would get to say his favorite line. YOUR FIRED!
Agreed
I thought civility and knowledge of civics, as well as civilization itself, had been thrown out the window with the baby and the bathwater long ago.
"He does good at rockets." smgdh
Not having heard FOIA sounded out as a lawyer IS actually pretty damn shocking...
Trump has finally been honest with the press "Honestly we have all the material, they don't have any of the material."
Because he knows he obstructed so now hes telling Everybody
He's bragging about the crime he got away with!
Because you’re obstructing the whole process by ignoring the subpoenas for documents and witnesses to testify dickhead! And now you’re twisting the whole thing by lying that you’re not being given a fair chance. Not even to present witnesses to testify. I dare you to man-up and stand by your words. Testify Trump.
*Clifford says:* "It wasn't me! It was that nosey Scooby-Doo and those meddling kids!"
I think he meant to say "greatest debilitative body"
The senators that are walking out of the trial need to be called out for their dereliction of duty.
Lithuanian Giant THATS forSURE...
Also the ones napping. One of the Fox news hosts sounded gleeful that they were napping during the hearing!
They have a duty to urinate if the bladder demands it though-right?
@@radrook4481 That is a good point.
@@judibiggerstaff8054 but you know if the Democrats did that during the impeachment trial of a Republican president they would have had a shitfit! Lol 😂
i love how seth just can't hide his frustration anymore.
Emma Hinchcliffe , yup... funny but it is building up on everyone... storm clouds and trouble ahead in 2020... wait and see how yet another election gets warped.
@@jamesb6500 You're saying that he's not funny, but you "laugh at what he has to say"? Did you read that over before you hit Reply?
It’s hard for the senators because they’re obviously not used to working...
We need to vote those old geezers out of office. They know nothing of how much the world has changed in 50 years
did it change ? Really ? Money rules since forever and they prove that it still applies ...
“There’s coffee but it’s miserable coffee”- How about Louisiana being ranked 49 in EDUCATION. How bout’ you show concern for that....
@Erin Lol, pretty sure my shitty state is only better than Mississippi. Even Alabama is better than us.
Moscow Mitch does in fact separate the plastic but only because he's a turtle and might accidentally choke on it.
The Elike lolllllllll
Actually he dump it all in the sea, so he also one day can be the lone male to save he's species.
Here's hopin' 🤞
He actually saves it. It’s made from precious, precious petroleum.
Let's hope after this Impeachment Trial, he joins the endangered species list...
🐢
Seth Myers’ impression of Bernie Sanders sounds like Larry David’s George Steinbrenner
Any bit with an OG Law & Order reference is AUTOMATICALLY my favorite. And the drinking ones....
I truly hope someone in the Senate addressed the absurdity of Jay Sekulow's outburst. That really was embarrassing to watch.
She spelled it out and then enunciated it clearly. He was obviously not really paying attention. Good job Jay. Donnie will reward you...
Yup, EMBARRASSING. 🤮🤮🤮
Can't believe you lot didn't extend that clip to the bit where he implies that Americans invented the wheel and how he has to defend Edison!
Please...... Please tell me that didn't actually happen.
@@AssassinoJake Sorry to tell you it happened just like Matt O'Toole said it was jaw dropping dumb he just kept his word salad going and going .
@@AssassinoJake You bet your sweet sprinkles he did! It's a combination of hilarious and disappointing.... Hillapointing if you will.
@@omolara I am so using hillappointing 😂
Jacob Sprinkle It happened. The interview is on news sites to read, also here on UT. It's so embarrassing.
Oh man that southern lawyer accent was magnificent. 😆
Somebody was Atticus finch in their high school play.
Sekulow maybe has a new wig, but he forgot to put new batteries in his hearing aids.....hahaha.
I'm glad they let Seculow just carry on embarrassing himself.
NEXUS MINDWARPED AMERICA. , welllllll......they aren’t allowed to speak ....lol
@@hippiecowgirl4231Lol, of course.
He sounds like such a fucking idiot, it's wonderful.
His rant about the wrong thing was priceless. He is such an idiot.
"Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake." Legal teams have field days when the opposing side deals in ignorance.
"This tax-payer funded coffee is disgusting! We should cut Food Aid so we can afford better coffee!"
I'd say something to the effect of "Why would you give them ideas?" But that's honestly absolutely something the Republican Party would do.
A good cafe solo with a drappy of bŕandy is really good.
What I'm hearing is that the senators would fail college. Teachers these days dock your grade for skipping, being disruptive, or leaving early
So a group of guys who like to talk don't like to listen... anyone else notice the problem?
The incompetence is overwhelming
whose?
Mulling over the last couple of days something came into sharp focus for me. While I wasn't terribly surprised that Republican senators voted almost completely uniformly to table amendments to the most blatantly unfair of Mitch McConnell's rules for the proceedings (with a single exception on one amendment concerning time constraints) but apparently after the session was over and the cameras were off some approached Mitch and got him to reverse a couple things.
Think about that. The Republican senators were afraid to vote their actual opinions while on television. Where the President could see them. Even if you don't really hold out a lot of hope for them to find their conscience in a meaningful capacity if someone were to point out on the Senate floor and actually say the words out loud: "There are people in this room afraid to cast a free vote where the President can see it." I think it just might have a profound effect.
Kyle Blackburn FUCKING COWARDS... I know 10 year olds not afraid of Trump, and these big babies are afraid of losing their cushy jobs, and selling values piece by piece, SIRS AND MADAMS DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY SENSE OF DECENCY”, you entitled PRICKS!
WHERE ARE YOU PATRIOTS?
I'm so terribly sorry that the US has slowly declined into a "banana republic".
While I certainly like to think saying that might produce some kind of senate-wide epiphany, the more likely result would probably be those Republican senators crawling even further down into their holes and refusing to speak up at all just in case Trump ever finds out it was them who displayed even the slightest shred of human decency. It's too late now for anything to trip them into acting in anything other than pure self-interest - if the knowledge that their names will forever be tarnished along with Trump's by being seen to stick by his side isn't enough to make them speak out in public, absolutely nothing is.
Well, you have to figure that Russian intelligence has been gathering dirt on the Republican senators. And trump, being beholden to Putin for all the money the Russians funneled into his failing businesses, can call for the dirt to be released anytime a Republican senator steps out of line. So, of course, the Republican senators are afraid!
You stated they are that afraid of Trump. Why. His followers are not enough to win elections. Why are they afraid of who is now well known to be crazy.
They are just trying to keep a lid on it. Hiding something.
FOIA lawsuits : "lawyer lawsuits"
I miss you Gilda Radner. This is Emily Latella territory!
"never mind"
Ain't it just? I heard her voice plain as day
@@TheClairemyst 😃😆😃!
Good call! It really is.
"Janky Jenine's Jibber Jaber Junction" "Space cold for Tarzan, but Tarzan good at rockets" Hahaha!!!
It is always funny when the "Lock her up"-crowd complaints about presumption of innocence. Even better if they don't understand what that phrase means.
"Lawyer Lawsuits" 😂😂😂😂😂
Man I'm dead and buried!!!
Never thought I'd hear NASA and Tarzan in the same sentence....😂😂😂😂😍
Lawyer lawsuits. Of course, Lawyers make lawsuits. Makes perfect sense to me. 😂🤣🤣