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  • Seth takes a closer look at the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting and how the #NeverAgain movement continues to put pressure on Republicans and the NRA.
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  • @kenbrownfield6584
    @kenbrownfield6584 Před 6 lety +74

    "change the name of AR-15 to Marco Rubio because they are so easy to buy" LMAO !!! Good one !!!

    • @frank-bmtz
      @frank-bmtz Před 4 lety +1

      "I'm a junior." - Sarah Chadwick

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths Před 4 lety +4

      Well, why stop at Rubio? Make the name GOP. They are ALL bought by big money for various immoral causes.

  • @deborahcrawford9079
    @deborahcrawford9079 Před 6 lety +44

    "... change AR 15 to marco rubio cuz they're so easy to buy"

  • @jessehernandez1081
    @jessehernandez1081 Před 6 lety +122

    Reminds me of Professor Lockhart from Harry Potter. Happy to claim he'll run head first into danger only to cower in the corner behind children once it actually happens.

    • @Vislow
      @Vislow Před 6 lety +6

      Jesse Hernandez Maybe Trump will meet the same end and have his memory wiped as well

    • @mikebronicki6978
      @mikebronicki6978 Před 6 lety +6

      The Lockhart character was based on tRump.

    • @anthonynycholas4230
      @anthonynycholas4230 Před 5 lety

      Huh, never thought of that...
      .
      AND I'VE JUST FINISHED CHAMBER OF SECRETS FOR THE 5TH TIME!

    • @anthonynycholas4230
      @anthonynycholas4230 Před 4 lety

      [2]
      although former Professor Gilderoy Lockheart is currently residing in St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries' Spell Damage long-term ward and Trump is languishing in the White House, Tweeting his thumbs off.

    • @jrdnnoel
      @jrdnnoel Před 4 lety

      I have referred to him as "the geriatric Lockhart" in the past

  • @mattr372
    @mattr372 Před 6 lety +8

    “They should change the name of ar15s to Marco Rubio because they are so easy to buy” ....wow! Hahaha

  • @pharb69
    @pharb69 Před 6 lety +185

    At long last! We missed you so much Seth. ♥️

    • @annamanning4931
      @annamanning4931 Před 6 lety +3

      Excellent
      Well worth the wait. Now pardon me while I watch a dirty movie and eat corn pop

  • @MJFAN666
    @MJFAN666 Před 6 lety +44

    I lost it when he started woofing as the "gun sounds"

  • @xanderlowe1543
    @xanderlowe1543 Před 6 lety +63

    I never thought I would reach the moment in my life where I miss George W. Bush, but here it is...

    • @cojo582
      @cojo582 Před 6 lety +1

      after obama i understand.

    • @michaelwlazlinski8967
      @michaelwlazlinski8967 Před 6 lety

      Duuuuude. I know.

    • @kavflyladyvillery858
      @kavflyladyvillery858 Před 6 lety +1

      Xander Lowe either one of them. I mean let's be real; at this point "Tricky Dick" looks good.

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 Před 5 lety

      @@MrMarco855 He's still better than Trump, you dumbass.

  • @aaronmehaffey6251
    @aaronmehaffey6251 Před 6 lety +143

    "This is one of the worst things about having Trump as President. Every time he goes on TV and blurts the dumbest things in the world, the rest of us have to debate it like it's a real idea."
    I could not have put that better myself.

  • @dartagnanx1
    @dartagnanx1 Před 6 lety +112

    If today was the day I woke up after five years in a coma, I would think I was hallucinating.

    • @jeanneeber
      @jeanneeber Před 5 lety

      dartagnanx1 I wonder how you’d feel today, a year later?

  • @bgm1958
    @bgm1958 Před 6 lety +48

    That burn by Sarah Chadwick is going to leave a mark.

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 Před 6 lety +3

      Especially coz she is so right.

  • @PraiseTheFSMonster
    @PraiseTheFSMonster Před 6 lety +50

    Don't give up kids!!!

  • @sealand000
    @sealand000 Před 6 lety +15

    "I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon, but then my bone spurs flared up."

  • @silvsilvsilv
    @silvsilvsilv Před 6 lety +30

    Saw this on Twitter:
    Age in 1776:
    Marquis de Lafayette, 18
    James Monroe, 18
    Henry Lee III, 20
    Aaron Burr, 20
    Nathan Hale, 21
    Alexander Hamilton, 21
    Just a bunch of kids, right? What do they know?

    • @AndrewReese82
      @AndrewReese82 Před 6 lety

      silvsilvsilv middle aged at that time

    • @silvsilvsilv
      @silvsilvsilv Před 6 lety +1

      Andrew Reese
      Ages when they died:
      Lafayette 76
      Aaron Burr 80
      James Monroe 73
      Henry Lee III 57
      Nathan Hale 21 (Died because he was captured by the British)
      Alexander Hamilton 47 but was killed by Burr
      Life expectancy in the USA is 78.74 (2015).

  • @Dolby109
    @Dolby109 Před 6 lety +394

    I think we need to make a petition that disallows Seth and his team from taking any more vacations.
    The withdrawal was almost more than I could handle!

    • @RFIs-no4wx
      @RFIs-no4wx Před 6 lety +2

      Adam S Amen

    • @mr.o2291
      @mr.o2291 Před 6 lety +1

      I'm down tbh

    • @candaceskeen7522
      @candaceskeen7522 Před 6 lety +8

      Adam S seriously?! He’s got a new born and trump takes up more time than the infant... he deserves to breathe, Seth does...

    • @mikeyb8040
      @mikeyb8040 Před 6 lety +1

      not to mention that horrible break we had to endure during John Oliver's absence

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp Před 6 lety

      Nah. They deserve vacations and you people should find a different way to digest the news.

  • @AdamBerdar
    @AdamBerdar Před 6 lety +1

    "Father, I´m running out of air!" Killed me :D

  • @AndyBebop300
    @AndyBebop300 Před 6 lety +5

    I love these students. They've been through a tragedy that most people couldn't imagine and their trying to bring a change from this tragedy to prevent it. They have my respect!

  • @HalfDemonInuyasha
    @HalfDemonInuyasha Před 6 lety +41

    Drumpf also says he would've run into the school, even without a weapon.
    This coming from a Vietnam draft dodger.

  • @farlanghn
    @farlanghn Před 6 lety +43

    9:15 you guy ever notice how Trump crosses his arms during meetings like, ALWAYS! This is a sign of weakness. Wow.

    • @atheist45
      @atheist45 Před 6 lety

      Do you mean the way he crosses them? I cross my arms during meetings, its comfortable. I don't do it while I'm the speaker, though. He just looked silly there.

    • @shafreen2041
      @shafreen2041 Před 6 lety +7

      It's an indication of acute discomfort. Most politicians learn to hide obvious tells like that early on but not Trump because he has not been in a position where he felt so powerless before.

    • @pirateman1966
      @pirateman1966 Před 6 lety +2

      He's hugging himself. No one else would.

    • @TakesTechnique
      @TakesTechnique Před 6 lety

      Nixon signs

  • @thegoldpaladin5494
    @thegoldpaladin5494 Před 6 lety +36

    Maybe we shouldn't give people automated killing machines

    • @vincegrey8718
      @vincegrey8718 Před 6 lety

      TheGold Paladin What the hell are you talking about? Automated? Do we have Firearms that march around like robots firing hundreds and hundreds of rounds all by themselves. Do they work like motion detectors? You are so goofy!

    • @richardsmart1234
      @richardsmart1234 Před 6 lety +5

      Nice try, Mince Gay, but it's not true that "Guns don't kill people, people kill people". What IS true is that "People with guns kill a hell of a lot more people than people without guns".

  • @katecoman521
    @katecoman521 Před 6 lety +7

    “ 17 year olds can’t plan a nation wide rally”. Look at us now, we just did.

    • @emmarellda181
      @emmarellda181 Před 6 lety +1

      and some of us are even younger :) Honestly Trump is worst at making speeches than we are at improving presentations.

  • @AnointedSong
    @AnointedSong Před 6 lety +29

    No gun I have ever fired has made the sound "bing", not even cap guns as a child. And again, the video of him holding onto the security at one if his rallies when he thought there was a gunshot, speaks volumes about him being willing to run into a building armed or not.

  • @silvsilvsilv
    @silvsilvsilv Před 6 lety +44

    This whole situation honestly makes me so angry. With previous shootings we had some fringe groups talking crap about the victims, but now it's actual mainstream people like Fox News anchors and people like James Woods, literally targetting teenage school shooting survivors. What the actual fck America?

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 Před 6 lety +4

      The kids are AMAZING though in their handling of it aren't they! I want to know how they got to where they are? Who trained them/raised them to be so strong & courageous & mature? Is the school they go to special in some way? They've said it prepped them as well as was possible. Their parents obviously get a lot of credit too, but all round I'm just blown away by how amazing these kids are! I would never have the control or tact to do what they're doing, even as an adult!

    • @Audiodump
      @Audiodump Před 6 lety +3

      They're doing it because they have no other recourse. Normally the victims aren't so vocal about gun control protests so they can be ignored with the standard "Its terrible, thoughts and prayers" lines and then get back to attacking the other side with slippery slope arguments and exaggerated rhetoric. But now the victims are protesting and the people fighting so hard to not change anything don't really have a logical leg to stand on, so the discourse immediately becomes adhom attacks.

  • @VibeVixen02
    @VibeVixen02 Před 6 lety +24

    17- year-olds can't study complicated issues, but they can somehow grow enough in a year to buy a gun? Ok

    • @cycadsonic5747
      @cycadsonic5747 Před 6 lety

      May be trump twitter psycho issue enough? If you understand, after Trump becomes president, there's more mass shooting in USA!

    • @galemiller7422
      @galemiller7422 Před 3 lety

      @@cycadsonic5747 your prediction was correct👌🙏

  • @byrongustafson2518
    @byrongustafson2518 Před 6 lety +39

    It’s really sad that a comedian has become the voice of reason...

    • @horaciogonzalez4284
      @horaciogonzalez4284 Před 6 lety

      byron gustafson, been that way since the Bush years sadly...

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman Před 6 lety +6

      Comedians have always been the voice of reason, ever since medieval times. The jester's role was to satirize the court and bring to attention the flaws of those in power and the unwise decisions they had made.

    • @superbmediacontentcreator
      @superbmediacontentcreator Před 6 lety

      Have you always been an idiot or is it a recent development...

    • @byrongustafson2518
      @byrongustafson2518 Před 6 lety

      Correction: the MAIN voice of reason.

  • @lornaginetteharrison414
    @lornaginetteharrison414 Před 6 lety +211

    I'm British, & it's a pretty safe bet that I probably disagree with a not inconsiderable percentage of Americans who love their guns, so let's just not "go there" - I really have no intention to piss anyone off!
    That being said, I want to express how impressive & inspirational these school students organising the #NeverAgain Movement are. They're far wiser & way more intelligent & eloquent than the vast majority of adults, especially NRA endorsed politicians (who demonstrably love their 'gun money' more than their constituents & children).
    Kudos kids! You're all amazing!

    • @matlew1960
      @matlew1960 Před 6 lety +11

      Well said fellow Brit..

    • @thaumatomane
      @thaumatomane Před 6 lety +11

      I could not agree more. As a Canadian I have to say that I believe you have articulated how civilized parts of the world view the US in this whole debacle. Those youths are truly inspirational!

    • @Tobizz3
      @Tobizz3 Před 6 lety +8

      Word. More mature than most republicans, or at least more selfless.

    • @MikeJones-rk1un
      @MikeJones-rk1un Před 6 lety

      A young British solder is getting murdered with a machete in the street and the cops have to go find someone with a gun to stop it. Looks like Britain can only brutalize innocent people in their colonies.

    • @hansakkerman2611
      @hansakkerman2611 Před 6 lety +12

      Mike M imagine how many he could have killed with a gun?

  • @lynnbushell9312
    @lynnbushell9312 Před 6 lety +15

    Seth, you make me laugh, when all I want to do is cry.

  • @ChrisCupcake3
    @ChrisCupcake3 Před 6 lety +45

    flashback to the time Trump was at one of his rallies & his bodyguards thought there was someone w/ a gun in the crowd or something. Trump duck & covered soooooo fast.

    • @andtam008
      @andtam008 Před 6 lety +7

      chris degrazio Trump has the natural talent of dodging.

    • @cojo582
      @cojo582 Před 6 lety +3

      that was the secret service,that is sop,you are an idiot.

    • @davidaijuka1108
      @davidaijuka1108 Před 3 lety

      @@cojo582 semantics and you're the idiot

    • @cojo582
      @cojo582 Před 3 lety

      @@davidaijuka1108 NO DUMBASS PROCEDURE.
      X DEMS FOR TRUMP

    • @galemiller7422
      @galemiller7422 Před 3 lety

      Yep a teenage boy with a mental disorder tried to take a gun from a cop and shoot Trump!👍

  • @Hobbitstomper
    @Hobbitstomper Před 6 lety +9

    Why is it, that when new technologies, concepts and ideas come out, which can be used to turn a profit, companies immediately want to copy and implement them into their systems to make their product better. Yet when some countries use a certain political system and laws, which have proven to work for 50+ years, many countries hesitate, deny and go the opposite way, which we know makes matters worse.
    For example: When Apple comes up with a new product, they will patent the hell out of it, because Microsoft and Google will for sure copy their idea, since they know it will make their product better.
    If Switzerland, Norway, Sweden or Finland uses a system which has proven to lower crime rate, prolong life expectancy, good health care, good education, then why not implement that exact system? Why are politicians so stubborn when in comes to copying political systems from other countries? It's not like you can be too proud to copy another country when you have hit rock bottom already and have been struggling for decades.
    Seriously, we're talking about human lives here. There should be no place for pride and stubbornness in situations like these.

    • @pluto8404
      @pluto8404 Před 6 lety

      Switzerland has the "right to acquire, possess and carry arms".

    • @Hobbitstomper
      @Hobbitstomper Před 6 lety +7

      Wrong! You do NOT have the rights to carry arms, that is strictly banned. I am from Switzerland and there is so much misinformation created by american gun advocates, it's unreal. The amount of incorrect memes showing swiss people walking around with guns, saying everyone owns a gun, is just completely wrong.
      The per capita of gun ownership in switzerland is very high due to our mandatory army service for any man between 18-34. After an initial 6 months of military training, you are being given a rifle which you can take home or leave at the nearest army barracks. The army used to give live ammo as well, however if the ammo would be opened up, you would be facing court martial. About 17 years ago after a shooting, they stopped handing out live ammo. You get to keep your rifle without ammo, or keep your rifle at the nearest army barracks for save keeping, because once a year, you have to do a few weeks of mandatory military service until the age of 34, along with yearly shooting practice on a shooting range.
      Since the last mass shooting in 2001 in Switzerland, almost 90% of all soldiers decided to leave their rifle at the nearest barracks. When asked, soldiers said they are not interested in owning a weapon, mainly because they were trained to use a weapon in combat and understand the consequences of what kind of damage a weapon can do.
      Anyone in Switzerland who has been convicted of a crime, is struggling with addiction, or has a 'violent or dangerous attitude, is banned from buying a gun. All gun owners must be able to pass a test on a shooting range before they are given a licence.
      Those who do own a gun are banned from carrying it around - concealed-carry permits are not a thing, unless you're a security worker or a police officer. Hunters and sports shooters can only carry their guns between home and the range.
      Here are 2 articles that show what we do different:
      www.ladbible.com/community/interesting-politics-switzerland-owns-tons-of-guns-so-why-doesnt-it-have-mass-shootings-20180226
      uk.businessinsider.com/does-switzerland-give-every-citizen-a-gun-2018-2

    • @gggnumber1
      @gggnumber1 Před 4 lety

      Wow

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool Před 6 lety +16

    Students & teachers are tired of dodging bullets for the NRA

  • @i_bomb_atomikly9692
    @i_bomb_atomikly9692 Před 6 lety +13

    Officer Bone Spurs reporting for duty!! Which way did he go?!? BING BOW BOOM!!

    • @abrahamrivera6298
      @abrahamrivera6298 Před 6 lety

      I_Bomb _Atomikly since when did Liberals have a problem with avoiding Vietnam?

  • @vivalahansi
    @vivalahansi Před 6 lety +15

    America is a sinking ship.

    • @anthonynycholas4230
      @anthonynycholas4230 Před 5 lety +2

      Well, at least the Democrat-led House of Representatives is trying to plug the holes Trump is drilling into it. Who knows, maybe if in 2020 we'll put a competent President in the White House with the People's interest at heart.

  • @knickell50
    @knickell50 Před 6 lety +47

    So presidential! What a total embarrassment.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Před 6 lety +9

    “Now the next part is very important. They are going to take you.”
    “Goodbye, Tiffany”

  • @waahaa2348
    @waahaa2348 Před 6 lety +84

    Republican will said the cop was afraid when they kill unarmed person, but will throw a cop to a pack of wolves for being afraid of a real killer.

    • @yruhatin100
      @yruhatin100 Před 6 lety +7

      Waa Haa say it again aloud so they can hear you.

    • @bonesonstones1
      @bonesonstones1 Před 6 lety +4

      You're right, the irony is sparkling here.

    • @dpr821
      @dpr821 Před 6 lety +1

      Waa Haa : Good point.

    • @akes9793
      @akes9793 Před 6 lety +1

      Wow. That’s a good point.

  • @YTSharpz
    @YTSharpz Před 6 lety +13

    From a non American POV, I have to say that Trump seems to be the most unqualified president you have ever had. But of course, if I'm not from America my POV is irrelevant

    • @ravenuk2880
      @ravenuk2880 Před 6 lety

      Neither am I, But you're still correct. Trump is a disaster for the US.

    • @MrMarco855
      @MrMarco855 Před 5 lety

      Trump is the best president we've had in my lifetime, and you wouldn't know because you think the lying media is honest and you think the school shootings are real. That's why foreigners don't vote here, and we don't vote in your country. You have to be close to the rotten bastards to know who the devils are.

    • @toddmercure9745
      @toddmercure9745 Před 4 lety +3

      @@MrMarco855 you must still measure your age in months.

  • @snuffysmif9801
    @snuffysmif9801 Před 6 lety +78

    Trump is the most unintentionally hilarious clown in HISTORY!

    • @jhoxihum3230
      @jhoxihum3230 Před 6 lety +1

      Nope, my countrys' previous president will outclown Trump by a country mile. His highest education was grade 4 or 5, can't remember. He wasn't even able to say a number like 600364, and to see him try on national TV was hilarious.

    • @lesreed7943
      @lesreed7943 Před 6 lety +4

      Covfefe - my, what an enlightening vocabulary The Orange One has...

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman Před 6 lety +1

      *+Jhoxi Hum* Holy crap, who's your president? Is there a clip available anywhere on CZcams of him being unable to pronounce six-hundred-thousand-three-hundrend-and-sixty-four?

    • @AlX-jx4qz
      @AlX-jx4qz Před 6 lety +2

      He would be if he wasn't President.

    • @jhoxihum3230
      @jhoxihum3230 Před 6 lety

      Graham Chapman - Yep, their are videos of him trying to say a number
      czcams.com/video/lm1cuHMCMIg/video.html

  • @Gravelark
    @Gravelark Před 6 lety +226

    Oh my god the gun noises he made! 🤣☠️

    • @froggydoodle808
      @froggydoodle808 Před 6 lety +14

      "Pshiiing!"

    • @firstwave1890
      @firstwave1890 Před 6 lety +10

      Bing bing bong

    • @tomogden2432
      @tomogden2432 Před 6 lety +10

      We have a man-baby in the White House.

    • @Gravelark
      @Gravelark Před 6 lety +4

      These replies got me weak.

    • @Tussenio
      @Tussenio Před 6 lety +13

      I’m shooting my gun: Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing!
      Now I have to reload: Bong bong bong bong bong bong!
      Yes it’s a six shooter.

  • @JoRiver11
    @JoRiver11 Před 6 lety +17

    "Hey, uh, what's the guy in the super-clean cowboy hat think?" Hahahahahahaha! I had to pause the video to finish laughing.

  • @MaelstromTranquil
    @MaelstromTranquil Před 6 lety +136

    Oh my god. Blaming video games?
    Has he never heard of the Byron Report?
    Course he hasn't. He doesn't read.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 Před 6 lety +5

      Michael Moore turned it into tv so he doesn't have to read to learn - but I guess he'd have to miss a shoot'em'up movie to watch that

    • @1948PontiusPilot
      @1948PontiusPilot Před 6 lety +16

      I'm 70 and I've been hearing this argument since I was young. The first was, " Cowboy TV shows are why the young are so violent." Peace and Love

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d Před 6 lety +2

      What does he watch on TV if he didn't know there's been a rating system for programs for years (FCC 1997)?

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 Před 6 lety +5

      icin4d, reality shows - especially The Apprentice. He seems to base all his knowledge of world matters on tv shows going by many of his tweets over the years (kardashians etc).
      Since becoming president he seems to have decided he needs to watch "grown up shows", so he's switched from reality tv to the unreality of fox "news"

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music Před 6 lety +3

      He hasn't even heard of the MPAA it seems, which has only been active since the late 60s... I guess he also wasn't aware that video games were being blamed in the 90s already, Mortal Kombat etc. Yet he is supposed to be in touch with the 'real people of America'.

  • @marleybee1946
    @marleybee1946 Před 6 lety +80

    Teenagers are more mature than Republicans

    • @superbmediacontentcreator
      @superbmediacontentcreator Před 6 lety +1

      It's the contrast...

    • @tylerclark7787
      @tylerclark7787 Před 6 lety +2

      Teenagers think banning assault weapons is going to stop school shootings. It won't. What will they say when the gun grab doesn't stop them as predicted by republicans?

    • @sharonspaghetti815
      @sharonspaghetti815 Před 6 lety +4

      Marley Bee
      I'm Canadian but I think Trump is the most terrible person on the earth. The young people coming forward are so intelligent...articulate and America is in great shape with these incredible students

    • @sharonspaghetti815
      @sharonspaghetti815 Před 6 lety

      Superb Media Content Creator 0

    • @yy-qj8ym
      @yy-qj8ym Před 6 lety +5

      Walter Smith if that's the case, why are there so few (to almost none) cases of gun violence in countries with stricter gun laws?

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows Před 6 lety +360

    Why stop at giving teachers guns and training them to be sharpshooters? Why not give them shields so they can block incoming fire? Why not have them carry around a dose of combat drugs that they can inject themselves with so they don't panic in a dangerous situation? Why not also train them to be ninjas so they can sneak up on the shooter? Why not genetically alter them so they gain power over magnetism so they can telekinetically stop bullets?

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy Před 6 lety +32

      Morpheus from the Matrix is my phys. ed coach this year!

    • @wizedoggfc
      @wizedoggfc Před 6 lety +29

      KingOfMadCows
      Don't give Trump any ideas. You know he watches Seth Meyers.

    • @FireSeraph007
      @FireSeraph007 Před 6 lety +36

      Havoc It's okay. We all know that Trump won't read.

    • @bacsilva
      @bacsilva Před 6 lety +19

      Er... Does one have to be an American teacher to get that last one?

    • @worldtravel4973
      @worldtravel4973 Před 6 lety +25

      KingOfMadCows
      Or why not arm every student. Arm every new born.

  • @gusdupree2508
    @gusdupree2508 Před 6 lety +106

    Trump might actually not be scared of the bullets flying , but all those books filled with facts and knowledge would have him shitting his pants

    • @tomogden2432
      @tomogden2432 Před 6 lety +2

      Wouldn't he have to actually know what facts are before he could be afraid of them?

    • @gusdupree2508
      @gusdupree2508 Před 6 lety +1

      Tom Ogden this is true

  • @creative_4ever
    @creative_4ever Před 4 lety

    This episode was FANTASTIC! 👍 Especially the last part, I LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Good job, Seth!!!

  • @Stevesrssrssrs
    @Stevesrssrssrs Před 6 lety +6

    Oh man, that was hilarious!

  • @MrNoSleepOSRS
    @MrNoSleepOSRS Před 6 lety +830

    Ok I just watched the whole thing
    HOW IS HE PRESIDENT WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE !!!!

    • @julioperez1850
      @julioperez1850 Před 6 lety +43

      MrNoSleep OSRS
      THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!! WTF!!!

    • @RFIs-no4wx
      @RFIs-no4wx Před 6 lety +34

      MrNoSleep OSRS Yes. I don't get it either !

    • @cameroncrazie818
      @cameroncrazie818 Před 6 lety +23

      Because the DNC rigged the primary and nominated the second most hated candidate in American history, and the media smeared and gave little attention to Kasich and Rubio because they were scared to death that every poll had them crushing their beloved Hillary.

    • @Niklaren8112
      @Niklaren8112 Před 6 lety +12

      I was totally asking myself the same question

    • @cameroncrazie818
      @cameroncrazie818 Před 6 lety +2

      Although, it would've been interesting to see how the media would've treated any Republican other than Trump against Hillary. Hillary was the second most hated candidate in history (just 1% below Trump), and the polls I saw didn't even mention who the 3rd most hated candidate was, leading me to believe that Trump and Hillary were way ahead of everyone (and deservedly so). The RCP averages showed Kasich up by 7% over Hillary and Rubio up over 4% over Hillary nation-wide. Without Trump, I think Cruz would've been the nominee. He would've lost, but Hillary (like Trump is/will be) would've been exposed and only been a one term president, and you'd literally have to be mentally challenged to vote her again, just like you'll have to be mentally challenged to vote for Trump again.

  • @abdi6381
    @abdi6381 Před 6 lety +235

    Ayyyyyy Seth is back 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @KMcNally117
      @KMcNally117 Před 6 lety

      Guns of boom gamer Mohammed Way better the Olympics

  • @AyindesSeacret
    @AyindesSeacret Před 6 lety

    I missed this show while y'all were on break! Welcome back.

  • @bigchieftomato
    @bigchieftomato Před 6 lety

    this was one of the most on point and funniest pieces i've seen in awhile. well done Seth and crew!

  • @RetroBackslash
    @RetroBackslash Před 6 lety +112

    Gotta believe that Trump WOULD rescue Ivanka, she is the love of his life after all.

    • @eduardovillagomez3675
      @eduardovillagomez3675 Před 6 lety +13

      Max Maxwell true, Tiffany on the other hand...

    • @eduardovillagomez3675
      @eduardovillagomez3675 Před 6 lety +25

      Also he’d send someone else to do it, criticize him the entire time, and then take all the credit

    • @OlafPijl
      @OlafPijl Před 6 lety +14

      ...while he hides behind the corner, shouting: "BING! BONG! PEW PEW!"

    • @MsThebeMoon
      @MsThebeMoon Před 6 lety +6

      He wouldn't run into a building to rescue even her. He'd assign the task to somebody else. He does know all the best people.

    • @randomperson8571
      @randomperson8571 Před 6 lety +4

      Everyone in this thread is right. It would be an entertaining movie though, you all have to admit. (Then again, I guess that could be said about the entire Trump Administration, and it's not working out so well for us, so idk)

  • @mrtrailesafety
    @mrtrailesafety Před 6 lety +152

    "Marco Rubio may be easy to buy, but Laura Ingraham is easy to pwn..."
    BURN.

  • @brittaniejones6807
    @brittaniejones6807 Před 6 lety +1

    4:43-4:59 had me cracking UP!!! 😂😂😂

  • @kevinmelody3135
    @kevinmelody3135 Před 6 lety

    I needed some good belly laughs. Glad you're back Seth.

  • @qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7
    @qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7 Před 6 lety +37

    I think part of the stupidity of arming teachers is that, often times, the shooter is a student or former student. Are we really going to ask teachers to kill someone they see every day? Or they taught and tried to nurture for four years? There are police officers and military personnel who feel a lot of trauma after they first kill a stranger. Can anyone expect a teacher to shoot at a child they once viewed as their own? A lot of teachers are now telling students "I'd take a bullet for you." What if that kid they told that to becomes a shooter? Will the teacher, or any person, not blink once before killing someone they would die for?

    • @ashleymorales4295
      @ashleymorales4295 Před 6 lety +5

      Grimm let's be real, here. Teachers HAVE taken bullets for their students. You're totally right, though

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 Před 6 lety +1

      great point Grimm!

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 Před 6 lety +6

      I saw a tweet a couple of days ago from a teacher who was asked by her students what she would do if there was a school shooting. She told them she would protect them with her life, but she was afraid that she couldn't do much because she's in a wheelchair. That's when they told her that they'd already decided: In the event of a shooter, they would carry her out and protect her. She cried. I'm feeling a little soggy again just repeating it. Any one of those kids has more backbone than Trump and all his bootlickers put together.

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Před 2 lety

      @@maryanneslater9675 that's heartbreaking. Students should not have to think about how there going to protect their teacher in the event of a school shooting. Teachers should not have to think about taking a bullet for their students. It shouldn't have to be something that even crosses their minds.

  • @aprilwearsgucci
    @aprilwearsgucci Před 6 lety +63

    Trump "The War Dodger" wouldn't fight a war with a gun. Trump would of ran in the other direction.

  • @jackrubyn
    @jackrubyn Před 5 lety +1

    I return to this clip about once a month for the ”wrong gun sound effects” bit. ”Beek, boink! Woof-woof!”

  • @vazak11
    @vazak11 Před 6 lety

    Excellent coverage as always!

  • @robinbeers3485
    @robinbeers3485 Před 6 lety +36

    Cadet BoneSpurs to the rescue! Yeahright.

  • @kofikoranteng1447
    @kofikoranteng1447 Před 6 lety +434

    Guess who's back...back again...Seth is back... tell a friend

    • @myguydied
      @myguydied Před 6 lety +2

      Nana Koranteng And he brought an Eric joke with him lol

    • @alanwillert1359
      @alanwillert1359 Před 6 lety +1

      Nana Koranteng yay !

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 Před 6 lety +1

      T. M. Shannon father nooooooooo

    • @bib_miiro1551
      @bib_miiro1551 Před 6 lety

      😂😂😂😂 Bing.... 😂😂 I wonder how he become a billionaire!!! 😭😭😭😭😂😀😀

    • @cojo582
      @cojo582 Před 6 lety

      you watch this crap man ,i bet you watch the nfl too.

  • @HideousConformity
    @HideousConformity Před 6 lety +117

    As usual, Trump's ego and ignorance are writing checks his body can't cash.

    • @abrahamrivera6298
      @abrahamrivera6298 Před 6 lety

      HideousConformity Deputy’s bodies can’t cash checks either 🤨

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp Před 6 lety +1

    LOL Brilliant Seth!

  • @margaretkennedy2520
    @margaretkennedy2520 Před 6 lety +515

    "You don't know until you're tested" ~ man who faked an injury to avoid military service

    • @jackee1054
      @jackee1054 Před 6 lety +40

      Hey Hey Hey Margaret ! Go easy on him. He had blisters. And from what I understand, one of them required a bandaid.

    • @gary_buckley
      @gary_buckley Před 6 lety +3

      *Margaret Kennedy* - 😂 fair point but then again, America would of lost a considerable amount of money in taxes if he had of died as the super rich pay extraordinarily high taxes and what is another untrained soldier in the grand scheme of things.

    • @hansakkerman2611
      @hansakkerman2611 Před 6 lety +11

      Gary Buckley Trump said he doesn't pay taxes, that makes him smart.

    • @claudewinters2091
      @claudewinters2091 Před 6 lety +3

      Jillian .... What !!! A whole bandaid was required ??? That's possibly quite serious...
      ...
      My word ...

    • @superbmediacontentcreator
      @superbmediacontentcreator Před 6 lety +2

      Man, when rushed on the campaign clung to the SS man like it, was mama...

  • @clayshippy2652
    @clayshippy2652 Před 6 lety +89

    He has bone spurs - how could he run into the school and help?

    • @superpantman
      @superpantman Před 6 lety +2

      Clay Shippy he only has bone spurs when there is a war. We all know he could probably have single handedly defeated the viet cong.

  • @Xer0neman1a
    @Xer0neman1a Před 6 lety +8

    Trump's pretty much saying, ok guys, instead of not letting the shooters have access to guns, let's turn the schools into war zones. LMAO... the entire administration is like a comedy show.

  • @Rascal2006
    @Rascal2006 Před 6 lety

    Brilliant video Seth. Agree 100%

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket Před 6 lety +67

    Seth is back...I can enjoy news again.

  • @jermbug83
    @jermbug83 Před 6 lety +23

    The guy on the right looks like an older Yosemite Sam

  • @Tonigg1954
    @Tonigg1954 Před 6 lety

    Love it, always nails it

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 Před 6 lety +4

    9:10
    Trump invented the terms "pump priming" and "fake news"; now he invents movie ratings.
    Stable genius!

  • @hermananaya2383
    @hermananaya2383 Před 6 lety +55

    THANK YOU SETH FOR COMING BACK!!! THE REAL NEWS!!

    • @jbondable
      @jbondable Před 6 lety +3

      Liberal IDIOTISM

    • @evocative4856
      @evocative4856 Před 6 lety +1

      """"""""""""""""""""""""""Real""""""""""""""""""""""""""

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers Před 6 lety

      herman anaya
      Hes not news hes comedy
      Not to suck the fun out of the room, but get a subscription to a newspaper like the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post ect if you want real news

  • @dskatyusha6282
    @dskatyusha6282 Před 6 lety +41

    trump is whats wrong with America

  • @soapwonder2284
    @soapwonder2284 Před 6 lety

    Haha brilliant episode!

  • @rosemarywilliams9969
    @rosemarywilliams9969 Před 6 lety +6

    LOL I LOVE IT!

  • @kuldeepgill6841
    @kuldeepgill6841 Před 6 lety +114

    Seth you are back!!

  • @ThatMetalFellow
    @ThatMetalFellow Před 6 lety +9

    If video games inspired violent behaviour we'd have a group of kids swinging swords and hammers, mounting each other , and trying to crave each other for parts.

    • @Audiodump
      @Audiodump Před 6 lety

      Well...they are mounting each other, to be fair.

  • @stevenmichaels9269
    @stevenmichaels9269 Před 6 lety +298

    I know a guy whos got 6 Marco Rubios

  • @ChrisWhite-vs6ud
    @ChrisWhite-vs6ud Před 6 lety

    Funny stuff. I enjoy this segment.

  • @davidjongen1022
    @davidjongen1022 Před 6 lety +25

    Australia is one of the highest consumers of violent games and movies ... so I call .. bullshit ..

    • @lesreed7943
      @lesreed7943 Před 6 lety

      And, David, just like the rest of the world with regard to minimal killings!

    • @batintheattic7293
      @batintheattic7293 Před 6 lety

      Also Australia MAKES some of the most violent movies. I've seen them! I was very disturbed by them. I also enjoyed them. I don't want to kill. Australians seem to have a gift for expressing darkness and I'm very much a fan of it.

    • @bernie4268
      @bernie4268 Před 3 lety +1

      @@batintheattic7293 As an Aussie who has never fired a gun or owned one, our country is SAFE. I've never felt I needed a gun to protect myself. I don't need one to overthrow the government one day just in case! Our farmers and hunters can have guns with a licence. Shooters still have rifle shooting clubs. We have some pretty basic rules on these dangerous things.

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 Před 6 lety +566

    He wants "highly trained people with a natural gift"?
    He's gonna get that the same place he's going to get dry water, round cubes and competent members in his staff.

    • @TooBadThatDidntKillMe
      @TooBadThatDidntKillMe Před 6 lety +14

      And his fidelity to others.

    • @HypermarketCommodity
      @HypermarketCommodity Před 6 lety +12

      Cadet Bone Spurs i find my invisible bong before trump gets presidential...

    • @FerrickAnima
      @FerrickAnima Před 6 lety +20

      lets not forget clean coal!

    • @timothyamaraobrien
      @timothyamaraobrien Před 6 lety +8

      Cadet Bone Spurs I'm going to try to memorize that. That way I can be a very stable genius.

    • @OlafPijl
      @OlafPijl Před 6 lety +10

      Trump's administration always makes me think of that episode of the Muppets Laboratory, where Beaker and Bunsen accidentally set fire to inflammable paper and then try to douse it with their newly-invented flammable water.

  • @kathleencameron4043
    @kathleencameron4043 Před 6 lety

    excellent, Seth.

  • @gnomes23051994
    @gnomes23051994 Před 6 lety

    Thank god you're back

  • @antonystringfellow5152
    @antonystringfellow5152 Před 6 lety +9

    Here's an idea ..... why not just limit the sale of guns to those that go "bing"?

  • @jmo6603
    @jmo6603 Před 6 lety +30

    6:57 Spot on observation. I don't even watch the panel discussions anymore. 90% of the time, no matter what the network, pro or con, it's just random mindless speculation by a group of people as confused as the rest of us, trying to make sense of Trump's latest idiocy.

  • @NicoleD311
    @NicoleD311 Před 6 lety

    Welcome back, Seth. We've missed you!

  • @leeh6819
    @leeh6819 Před 6 lety

    Your the best Seth!

  • @SusanS777
    @SusanS777 Před 6 lety +77

    Finally. Missed you

  • @ethanc.deneen516
    @ethanc.deneen516 Před 6 lety +10

    I feel it would first be wise to point out I did a research paper on gun control. I follow the news. I can talk about this issue in a mature manner. Unlike some people who I won't mention (see above). My father teaches middle school. I am in high school. We have discussed this issue at length, and both agree that we would be significantly more uncomfortable in school if anyone present was armed. There should be no weapons in schools. One of my father's colleges is a volunteer sheriff, and has similarly expressed his opinion that arming teachers is illogical, and frankly terrifying.
    Thank you for your time and consideration of my opinion.

  • @knaziringram4589
    @knaziringram4589 Před 6 lety

    Thank you Seth Meyers for being on point.

  • @scottmcfadyen8329
    @scottmcfadyen8329 Před 6 lety

    Proof that intelligence is an ashen promise is when it has to be used to debate stupidity. Glad to have you back Seth and Company !

  • @jennifer7685
    @jennifer7685 Před 6 lety +31

    Oh man... that Death wish clip, gawd...

  • @MisterMitchMM
    @MisterMitchMM Před 6 lety +512

    those 17 year olds will be 18 soon enough...✔✔✔✔

    • @chriswilliams6896
      @chriswilliams6896 Před 6 lety +2

      mr10man69 that doesn't mean they'll vote

    • @ObligedUniform
      @ObligedUniform Před 6 lety +39

      They're pissed off. Unless the republicans actively work to suppress youth votes en masse (which I grant is entirely possible) their friends and school mates are dead and that doesnt go away.
      Young people are pissed at the same old tone deaf no budge response from the Republicans.

    • @leonardball5067
      @leonardball5067 Před 6 lety

      But will they register in large numbers and vote?

    • @MikeJones-rk1un
      @MikeJones-rk1un Před 6 lety +8

      Let's hope they know enough to vote out the sheriff that didn't protect them for his own political agenda.

    • @stonedserpent9206
      @stonedserpent9206 Před 6 lety +2

      Then we'll raise the voting age to thirty- by then these fucktards will have eaten enough tidepods to kill themselves. Perhaps we'll get the wall outlet challenge going too.

  • @mortezadelgir9232
    @mortezadelgir9232 Před 6 lety +3

    I got a silencer for my Marco Rubio.

  • @carolinemccann4988
    @carolinemccann4988 Před 6 lety +1

    You are too good at doing trump 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Wangsters
    @Wangsters Před 6 lety +274

    Seth is right... It's crazy that no matter how STUPID the idea is, as long as Trump said it, we must see people debate it on TV.
    I miss the good old days when we had an intelligent and thoughtful President in the White House. I really miss those days...

    • @iBelieveEverythingiSeeOnYoutub
      @iBelieveEverythingiSeeOnYoutub Před 6 lety +7

      James- you were alive during Kennedy's presidency??

    • @Infernal_Sniper
      @Infernal_Sniper Před 6 lety +19

      iBelieveEverything iSeeOnCZcams he's talking about Obama. Say what you will, atleast Obama was a people person who could relate to people and showed emotions to people that were suffering. Trump had to have a notecard that told him to not insult and degrade traumatized teens.

    • @michelbeauregard7326
      @michelbeauregard7326 Před 6 lety +5

      iBelieveEverything iSeeOnCZcams I was and I remember what an intellegent president is like. Oh, he was also a decorated war hero! How times have changed.

    • @Wangsters
      @Wangsters Před 6 lety +7

      Sadly, I was not alive during the Kennedy years. I became aware of the job title of "President" during the Reagan years. I liked and disliked some of them on policy issues ever since POTUS #40. But from POTUS #40 to POTUS #44, I have ALWAYS liked these public servants as decent human beings. Or at least liked them enough as convincingly responsible or intelligent adults. I just can't say the same for POTUS #45.
      Every morning, I wake up with the dreaded questions: "Oh God, what did he tweet today? I hope we are not in open war with any country today... And I wonder how far the GOP bent over backward today..."
      I was a registered Republican from 2000 to 2016, then I just unregistered myself after the November election., because it seems like the Party of Lincoln suddenly lost its spine or its common sense.
      I miss the good old days when Nazis and White Supremacists were considered to be less than dirt in our society. I miss the good old days when the NRA was simply an organization that offered gun safety classes. I miss the good old days when crazy TV personalities were just that: Crazy TV personalities.
      I miss the good old days.

    • @brettperry3737
      @brettperry3737 Před 6 lety +12

      James forget intelligent and thoughtful! At this point I even miss George Bush.
      I long for the good old days when he'd mispronounce nuclear, and we'd all laugh and think to ourselves _they don't come any dumber than this jackass_

  • @SFK360
    @SFK360 Před 6 lety +16

    Thank God Seth is back.

  • @murieloduro1274
    @murieloduro1274 Před 6 lety

    The golf bit🤣🤣😂😆🍑

  • @jmattos
    @jmattos Před 6 lety

    I LOL'd my ass off.

  • @sdgdhpmbp
    @sdgdhpmbp Před 6 lety +75

    Kept promises?
    #BuildTheWall Nope
    #LockHerUp Lol
    #DrainTheSwamp I think even Shrek would consider DC too filthy for his standards.

    • @tvmonte
      @tvmonte Před 6 lety +1

      Agree about Shrek!

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 Před 6 lety +3

      from outside the US I'm really starting to wish you would build that wall! (and make it nuclear proof)

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 Před 6 lety

      Totally Moe!
      I'm thinking a Stephen King like dome that ideally doesn't even let air though, so they have to figure out that climate change is real too - or learn the hard way that it is while not destroying the rest of us!

    • @carolinehancock596
      @carolinehancock596 Před 6 lety

      borot man I LOVE THE SHREK ONE AHAH

  • @surgea1092
    @surgea1092 Před 6 lety +17

    Everyone should share this video

  • @dfjh4e5ytst5ds
    @dfjh4e5ytst5ds Před 6 lety +19

    Trump's mind: Lets blame everything else than the guns because I love my NRA's cut!

    • @anabelandralph5418
      @anabelandralph5418 Před 4 lety

      Your pathetic. Keep listening to the fake media. God forbid you're ever ina situation that you need a firearm and and god forbid you have children hang on kids the brave policeman will save us... wait there too late or worst he's a coward like the policman outside parkland oh well kids sorry guess you have to die but daddy loves you!

  • @andybkhound
    @andybkhound Před 6 lety

    Thanks for clarifying the hat guy thing