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  • The public impeachment hearings against President Trump kick off with testimony from acting Ambassador to Ukraine Bill Taylor and senior State Department official George Kent. #TheDailyShow
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  • @jamesstout5659
    @jamesstout5659 Před 4 lety +2609

    I wish every politician was on the side of the entire public.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 4 lety +41

      That's a pipe dream.

    • @jamesstout5659
      @jamesstout5659 Před 4 lety +47

      @@kimberlys8422 a man can dream.
      And a dream is a wish your heart makes.
      Then that heat is ground up and grilled then eaten by money hungry politicians.
      But, ehem, I digress. Lol

    • @misterhat5823
      @misterhat5823 Před 4 lety +42

      @@kimberlys8422 True. But you have a better chance with democrats than republicans.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 4 lety +25

      @@misterhat5823 Yup that's why I've voted democrat since 2008!

    • @ravenn2631
      @ravenn2631 Před 4 lety +12

      Almost all, if not all elections, is knowing how to vote and support for the lesser evil.

  • @QuincysRcool
    @QuincysRcool Před 4 lety +819

    I screamed when Peter Welch took down Jim Jordan.

  • @GinodiFonzo
    @GinodiFonzo Před 4 lety +276

    YES, attempted extortion is a crime, and is charged as "extortion".

    • @psbox362
      @psbox362 Před 4 lety +20

      If multiple people are involved, you still get a case for criminal conspiracy. Even if the extortion they were conspiring to commit ultimately never happened, they still committed a crime.

    • @gemanscombe4985
      @gemanscombe4985 Před 4 lety +13

      The act of making a conditional threat = extortion. Consummation of compliance terms is extra credit. This is why mobsters can be charged if a victim reports the threat before anything else happens and there's witnesses or some record of it. If needed, the police run a sting/surveillance to get proof of threatening.

    • @found_my_chapstick190
      @found_my_chapstick190 Před 4 lety +6

      Isn’t it illegal to conspire to extort/bribe anyways?

    • @wolvenwood
      @wolvenwood Před 4 lety +2

      Trump wasn't the one doing the extortion, it was biden, who was trying to get his son Hunter off scot free by withholding $ from Ukraine. I really wish the msm would start telling the truth. Look it up.

    • @ladynekochan
      @ladynekochan Před 4 lety +4

      Hahaha! Anyone who responds with "Look it up" are folks who have absolutely no idea as to what they are talking about.

  • @Doodlebob563
    @Doodlebob563 Před 4 lety +211

    Classic tactic when you're trying to defend the indefensible: attack the witness.

    • @johnnyvinson1843
      @johnnyvinson1843 Před 4 lety +7

      Republicans are the biggest traitors on this whole issue there not trying to find the truth, their coming up with out Landis conspiracy what dumb ass we have in Congress if it was up to the Republicans they would have Russia military on are soil and say rule us whit trash and the Republican party we for got to lead.

    • @troymcclure681
      @troymcclure681 Před 4 lety +2

      @@johnnyvinson1843
      Youre an idiot the Muller report exonerated Trump and Trump has armed Ukraine with deadly weapons to defend themselves against Russia, Trump has killed 200 Russian soldiers 😂 please educate yourself and research more

    • @troymcclure681
      @troymcclure681 Před 4 lety +3

      You're an idiot the witness had no direct contact with trump it's hearsay please educate yourself

    • @eduardourena8273
      @eduardourena8273 Před 4 lety +1

      Republican playbook

    • @rosanaconta3416
      @rosanaconta3416 Před 4 lety

      @@johnnyvinson1843 Benghazi

  • @nuckinfuts7610
    @nuckinfuts7610 Před 4 lety +519

    *"Finally! They're not calling me orange anymore. I'm-peach!"*
    🍑

  • @cisco8650
    @cisco8650 Před 4 lety +257

    So Gym Jordan isn't a fan of people without first-hand experience of an event?
    Perhaps that is why he ignored those students 🤔

    • @catp3717
      @catp3717 Před 4 lety +10

      I'm afraid if I thumbs up your comment, it means I like that combover covered sack of talking excrement, Gym Jordon, or even assaults. So I will just say, "Sharp comment, Knives." ... Hey... Wait a minute!!!

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella Před 4 lety +24

      Oddly enough, Trump has forbidden everyone with first-hand experience from testifying.
      Now, I wonder why that could be?

    • @nessunodorme3888
      @nessunodorme3888 Před 4 lety +1

      Either that or it's because he's a cowardly blowhard.

    • @betzy7560
      @betzy7560 Před 4 lety +4

      Gym🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rb032682
      @rb032682 Před 4 lety +2

      @@betzy7560 - "Gym is just his nickname. Jordan's actual first name is "Games". LOL. 🤣🤣😎

  • @priscillajimenez27
    @priscillajimenez27 Před 4 lety +423

    This is the longest episode of World's Dumbest Criminals 🤦‍♀️😅

  • @evanweaver1060
    @evanweaver1060 Před 4 lety +76

    George Kent: the hero America needs, not the hero it deserves.

  • @naaverly
    @naaverly Před 4 lety +1877

    Trevor on the news faster than Trump can tweet.

  • @kmichele888
    @kmichele888 Před 4 lety +146

    Ambassador Taylor has a great story telling voice.. both credible and honorable witnesses

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 Před 4 lety +8

      Who else is in love with that voice? Like, damn, what a voice!

    • @kmichele888
      @kmichele888 Před 4 lety +3

      Carly Crays I like George Kent bow tie too! 🤷🏻‍♀️💙

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella Před 4 lety +3

      Anathema to Republicans, though... credible and honorable is like garlic to their inner werewolf ... or in some cases, vampire?
      (Hmmm ... I'm seeing Nunes as one, and Jordan as t'other...)

    • @samirahjohnstone8008
      @samirahjohnstone8008 Před 4 lety +1

      I heard it said by quite a few people that Ambassador Taylor sounds like Edward Murrow reading the news, knowing you are getting nothing but facts.

  • @brettcoleman4428
    @brettcoleman4428 Před 4 lety +332

    Can someone do a “thug life” remix of “mister trump is welcome to take a seat right there” 💀😭

    • @estherpiry3913
      @estherpiry3913 Před 4 lety +5

      Oh yeees..with Randy Rainbow - it will be hilarious, maybe he did it already. Let's check

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions Před 4 lety

      Brett Coleman haha

    • @liliantyra2761
      @liliantyra2761 Před 4 lety

      I was thinking a John Cena remix, lol. The music and announcer-style voice would have made it pretty funny

    • @EloquentTroll
      @EloquentTroll Před 4 lety

      Autotune the News could have great fun with this if it still exists.

  • @yugandali
    @yugandali Před 4 lety +70

    Seriously, though, the US does continue because of the George Kents, people who are conscientious workers with a conscience, and dedicated to the Constitution.

    • @susanhenry6834
      @susanhenry6834 Před 4 lety +4

      Our Ambassadors made me so proud to be an American. It is also a lesson how much diplomacy goes on that we don't know about. Our first line of defense around the world. What brilliant people we have on team America.

    • @davimattos7081
      @davimattos7081 Před 4 lety

      True

    • @bryanleggo3489
      @bryanleggo3489 Před 4 lety

      No, that wasn't a serious at all. He's a bureaucrat in the family business. Wise up a little.

    • @bryanleggo3489
      @bryanleggo3489 Před 4 lety

      @Michael Varela How naive of you. Doing the bidding of the national security state is the kind of service we don't need, not any more than we need Trump's stupidity.

    • @bryanleggo3489
      @bryanleggo3489 Před 4 lety

      @Michael Varela Do you know what a moron you sound like? The Iran nuclear deal (I assume you are talking about) is an extreme exception semi-positive example by any measure and yes, obviously preferable to active war with Iran. The majority of what State does is intimidation, often economic. In fact, Iran is an example of that as well, using sanctions to harm 3rd worlders which is used in many, many, many countries besides Iran. Crippling economic sanctions are in fact a preliminary act of war and only a naif would not understand that Iran wanting nukes as a deterrent is because it's seen examples of how we operate as we did in Libya, insisting on weapons forfeiture and then going in and destroying the country once they can't fight back. You're a child to think State isn't a cog in the agenda of the MIC.
      Yes, what Trump did was stupid. No one suggested otherwise but I also find childish anyone using "orange turd" instead of just saying his name just as those that use Obummer and Killary. So go away, lightweight. You're out of your league with your simplistic establishment outlook.

  • @cmdraftbrn
    @cmdraftbrn Před 4 lety +727

    loved the whole "its not a crime. they got their money" defense. like wtaf

    • @trevingrayek8292
      @trevingrayek8292 Před 4 lety +126

      “Look, I released the hostages. What’s the big deal?”

    • @Obesehobbo
      @Obesehobbo Před 4 lety +55

      They only released the aid because the WH administration got tipped off about the whistleblower complaint. they released the aid less than 48 hrs after catching wind of it.

    • @andrewmastin4312
      @andrewmastin4312 Před 4 lety +55

      “The bank robber returned the money. No harm, no foul, right?”

    • @nuvamusic
      @nuvamusic Před 4 lety +25

      Henry Ramos Exactly. I was disappointed none of the Democrats pointed that out today. Hope someone details the timeline of events in the next days so everybody knows this major key issue.

    • @boughtbot2639
      @boughtbot2639 Před 4 lety +5

      Conservative logic.....but only if it's them.

  • @irontribeissues9104
    @irontribeissues9104 Před 4 lety +2068

    “Mister Trump is welcome to take a seat right there!”

    • @furball8967
      @furball8967 Před 4 lety +79

      Slam dunk!!!

    • @suebarrow5973
      @suebarrow5973 Před 4 lety +33

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😊😁😁😄😄😄😄

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 Před 4 lety +48

      and Mulvaney and Pence and Pompeo and Giuliani and

    • @louie4445
      @louie4445 Před 4 lety +31

      I died🤣🤣

    • @al-bot1094
      @al-bot1094 Před 4 lety +39

      Trump should take a seat on a bicycle...... with no seat.

  • @josephandrade2566
    @josephandrade2566 Před 4 lety +245

    Senator: President Trump can take a seat right there
    ****Awkward silence ****

    • @bryanleggo3489
      @bryanleggo3489 Před 4 lety

      A stupid remark given that presidents never DO that kind of thing, never, no matter what party.

    • @aVenomousSnake
      @aVenomousSnake Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah, cuz every president in the past also had an impeachment hearing with incriminating evidence.

    • @gregorndorff1271
      @gregorndorff1271 Před 4 lety

      You can have him.

    • @julieclark626
      @julieclark626 Před 4 lety

      He took his seat right in the oval office. He'll be there another 4 more years too after reelection in November I will promise you. 😊.
      See now you can tell CNN and MSNBC lie continually.

  • @jamiecarroll1627
    @jamiecarroll1627 Před 4 lety +72

    The "it's not a crime, they got their money" defence is stupid even by GOP standards. It's like a thief claiming they didn't steal money from their victim because they gave it back shortly after. It's a crime.

    • @Andrew-it7fb
      @Andrew-it7fb Před 4 lety +6

      Or if a bank robbery got stopped. They never got the cash so they did nothing wrong by republican standards.

  • @ehalljay1
    @ehalljay1 Před 4 lety +14

    Goerge kent "sounds" awesome... A lineage of doing the right thing would be amazing and overcoming... I would be so proud of my own.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Před 4 lety +358

    Watching Jim Jordan get smacked down like this will NEVER get old.

    • @garygilbert1999
      @garygilbert1999 Před 4 lety +12

      Smack down? What hearing did you watch? Jim Jordan made the corrupt Dems look like the lying corrupt people they are.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 Před 4 lety +15

      @@garygilbert1999 He should bring a witness or two then, to clear things up, because he sure didn't look like he won. Maybe Trump could testify, like Rep. Walsh said. He did "start it all," after all.
      The GOP's attempt to focus on a whistleblower is like a criminal's gang members complaining that someone snitched on him.

    • @vincereyes524
      @vincereyes524 Před 4 lety +2

      @@garygilbert1999 agreed....they get slapped and slammed on the ground and they get up High 5'ving like they won...Trevor's a tool

    • @esslinecleinwerck6844
      @esslinecleinwerck6844 Před 4 lety +2

      Who smacked Jim Jordan.Jim was in charge of the situation his whole five minutes..

    • @esslinecleinwerck6844
      @esslinecleinwerck6844 Před 4 lety

      @The Joker when and where

  • @janee3841
    @janee3841 Před 4 lety +27

    When next I get pulled over by a Police for speeding:
    Officer: Ma'am do you know you where driving above the speed limit ?
    Me: Officer, you can't prove it because you where not actually in the car watching me drive 😑

  • @ALA87
    @ALA87 Před 4 lety +32

    the GOP was an embarrassment during the impeachment inquiry.

    • @mcsmith732
      @mcsmith732 Před 4 lety +2

      But I'll bet trimp's base loves them all. The more embarrassing, the more they love.

  • @PretenderCS
    @PretenderCS Před 4 lety +197

    Trump tweeted more than 20 tweets or something like that while the hearing was. That tells it all how he plays it cool.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 4 lety +5

      Where was his nanny to take away the phone and send him for a nap?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +5

      Isn't it nice to have a president who tweets more than an angry teenager?

    • @jbusa6630
      @jbusa6630 Před 4 lety +13

      @@couragekarnga8735 it kinda is. Can you imagine the damage he'd do if he devoted more than 43 minutes a week to being president?

    • @namastewellness
      @namastewellness Před 4 lety

      "Cool" 😆

    • @JohnSmith-jt3bh
      @JohnSmith-jt3bh Před 4 lety

      So basically he did more then Congress today.

  • @tsals_antics9472
    @tsals_antics9472 Před 4 lety +180

    Um, this person responsible is the president 😱 Damn, my guy killed it on rebuttal 😂

  • @hayunifit
    @hayunifit Před 4 lety +20

    I love the comeback to the joker's insistence of having the person who started it all appear in Congress to testify

  • @Gamaex00
    @Gamaex00 Před 4 lety +93

    Attempting bribing is a crime this man check mated himself

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella Před 4 lety +3

      Extortion, not bribery. Taking bribes is optional.

    • @yumri4
      @yumri4 Před 4 lety +1

      well not sayiing what you do not know to be a crime but saying you can find out if it is or isn't a crime is not a "checkmate" it is a way to get out of that line of questions. He is not a lawyer it is not his job to know though it would be preferable to know if it is or isn't as it is a pretty serious crime that can get your fired from government if you are anyone but Trump it seems.

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions Před 4 lety

      Ifox Gamez mhm

    • @damienneimad6044
      @damienneimad6044 Před 4 lety

      @@yumri4 3 years and people already forget how the Democrats had massive scandals the previous 8 years. Yeah only trump is fine that's why the Clintons are very rich and very free rn.

    • @yumri4
      @yumri4 Před 4 lety +3

      @@damienneimad6044 are you talking about the bah gazini scandal that the congress did 7 years of investigation and found nothing?

  • @edwinsemidey1992
    @edwinsemidey1992 Před 4 lety +51

    The Republican's only showed how inept they are

  • @bonnierandle5224
    @bonnierandle5224 Před 4 lety +36

    Moral compass from Jim Jordan who stood by while having full knowledge of the sexual abuse suffered by his students at the hands of his fellow coach.

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 Před 4 lety

      cause he likes to watch

    • @astridc9253
      @astridc9253 Před 4 lety +1

      If Jim Jordan lied about sexual assault, how is he gonna tell the truth about Donald Tramp

  • @usernameredacted1764
    @usernameredacted1764 Před 4 lety +168

    trump will never swear in because even he knows he will incriminate himself

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 4 lety +3

      trump cannot sit still long enough to answer ANY questions, and he cannot keep himself from lying. But trump is above the law, and if so, why doesn't he just send in all his pee-ons to lie for him? Not that smart...

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella Před 4 lety +1

      And yet he bleats about "not being able to speak"* to justify his Tweetintimidationising
      *for max effect, imagine this line as delivered by a 13 year old boy boofhead of the variety who should have been drowned at birth.

    • @lunafringe10
      @lunafringe10 Před 4 lety

      no, he knows, no matter what facts he puts on the table, they want him out, so he is better off letting his lawyers do it, and.., the senate will throw this shit out

    • @julieclark626
      @julieclark626 Před 4 lety

      You evidently haven't listened to his own words today, lol

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella Před 4 lety

      @@julieclark626 Why, what has he just pulled from that place mercifully unvisited by the sun?

  • @gingerpowera1a
    @gingerpowera1a Před 4 lety +167

    Why don’t the republicans put their money where their mouth is and let trump testify?!
    #lettrumptestify

    • @shinko6342
      @shinko6342 Před 4 lety +10

      If they did it would be the end of it all. Smart thing they doing trying to not let him testify
      XD

    • @opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339
      @opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339 Před 4 lety +3

      I don't think he wants to. They should force him to testify! Ok, they could probably easily convince him to do it. Either way, they won't do it, he'd take down the entire party and it would end in mass Republican resignations within the first hour of his testimony.

    • @rolandroy6885
      @rolandroy6885 Před 4 lety +4

      If Numbnut and the Republicans feel he did nothing wrong, why not let him talk or why is Numbnut stopping those from testifying? To me that says you guilty of something and your hiding something,,I was told, if you wanna shut somebody up, prove them wrong,, Numbnut and the Republicans have plenty of times to shut Democrats and other people up but refuse to do so,,🤔

    • @whitedot9556
      @whitedot9556 Před 4 lety

      Cause my uncles sisters friends old landscapers cousin. His teacher from the 3rd grade, who married this guy, that has a neighbors friend. Her chihuahua, barked in this one direction, which told us this is the WAY....this is it....it lead is to this “person” we will just call them “WHHHHISTLE BloWER” pronounces “WHHHHHHISTLE, BLOWER.” Whistle blower.
      They think trump should be impeached. TRUST US.
      Trust me, I know it’s the 4th failed try....RUSSIA? THATS OLD NEWS, stop living in the PAST. Focus.
      Don’t go reading any of Trumps good policies in the meantime yourself don’t get carried away now. Just TUNE IN.....and tune out reality around you.
      #walkaway

    • @wolvenwood
      @wolvenwood Před 4 lety +2

      @@rolandroy6885 they aren't participating because they know the entire "impeachment" thing is a scam and the aren't doing it by the constitution or legally. they have sidelined the repubs and didn't want any of them to testify initially, they haven't let the repubs participate in anything. THE DEMS HAVE PRODUCED ZERO EVIDENCE OF ANY CRIME BY TRUMP, NOR HAVE THEY EVEN SAID WHAT THE CRIME WAS. Obstruction is not good enough, they need to tell us what trump did - otherwise no soap and the whole impeachment is a sham anyway. Pelosi culdnt find her way out of a brown paper bag - I know I lived in her district for years, she is 3rd gen mafia and beyond corrupt.

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 Před 4 lety +595

    "Trump is a businessman" is the most pathetic excuse I've ever heard.
    "Trump is a businessman with dementia" would be more accurate 🤣😂

    • @khadijahmuhammad4771
      @khadijahmuhammad4771 Před 4 lety +23

      And failed businesses

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 4 lety +25

      @@khadijahmuhammad4771 Republicans seem to forget his many failed business ventures... conveniently.

    • @tiawilliams5690
      @tiawilliams5690 Před 4 lety +19

      “Trump is a deeply corrupt businessman and malignant narcissist with dementia” would be even more accurate.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 4 lety +9

      @@tiawilliams5690 Yeah, you're right.
      He belongs in an old folks home that doubles as a psych ward.

    • @priscillarobb647
      @priscillarobb647 Před 4 lety +5

      kimberly s 😂😂😂💙

  • @sarkastikleader4708
    @sarkastikleader4708 Před 4 lety +518

    Maannn this probably the fastest I’ve ever clicked on a notification

    • @jenniferlovelace55
      @jenniferlovelace55 Před 4 lety +6

      🤣 Me too!

    • @petersmith3355
      @petersmith3355 Před 4 lety

      Well i guess your a f#cking loser😅😂 Let me ask you this b!tch boy what are going to do WHEN he gets reelected??😅😂😅

    • @husein2980
      @husein2980 Před 4 lety +8

      @Peter Smith. First, not nice. Second, what about that shows he’s a loser. We all have things we want to see and are interested in.

    • @sarkastikleader4708
      @sarkastikleader4708 Před 4 lety +12

      Peter Smith *you’re

    • @petersmith3355
      @petersmith3355 Před 4 lety

      @@husein2980 Because moron all you idiots have no control over ANYTHING in politics and NEVER will😅😂😅 Yet you sit around and watch and cry like a bunch of LOSERS😅😂😅

  • @soulpunker3870
    @soulpunker3870 Před 4 lety +12

    Ambassador Taylor looks so exasperated and like he's trying not to laugh/cry at once

  • @VH-wq6oj
    @VH-wq6oj Před 4 lety +50

    Wtf, I can’t believe republicans are still defending this guy. Smh

    • @brownjatt21
      @brownjatt21 Před 4 lety +3

      All politicians are corrupt, I didn't know Biden was such a snake before all this Ukraine stuff. Fuck that guy and he's running for president?. My bank account been better with Trump so Trump2020 it is for me baby.

    • @saintlex32
      @saintlex32 Před 4 lety +9

      @@brownjatt21 Thats the problem with Trump supporters. Thats whats important huh? Your money. Not being a part of the most respected and feared country in all of the world. Not being part of (what used to be) the greatest country in the world. Foreign countries looked at our democracy and envied it. They envied our leaders, and presidents. Both Republican and Democratic. All of a sudden, our country is a joke. You've got third world countries looking at their sad situations, saying 'at least we're not America'
      Its not always about the mighty dollar. Sometimes its about the quality of life that we can pass along to our younger generation, and our children. Somewhere along the last 4-5 years, we've lost sight of that. And its sad.

    • @brownjatt21
      @brownjatt21 Před 4 lety +3

      @@saintlex32 tbh Money's a big part of why most people vote for who they vote for. If I'm financially set Im happier. I used to think like you did the whole how other countries look at us a joke now. But it's actually switching up. Trump was a joke in the beginning but he's made moves and is now respected a lot more than you think. All the time I see people from UK and other European countries and rest of the world saying I wish we had a leader with some balls like Trump and not a pussy. A lot of people were tired of the fake bs politicians, I'd vote for trump over Obama everytime. Under Obama the US was a joke of a country but just appears to be fine on the outside. Getting ripped off by China and the worse end of trade deals, making no progress with north Korea, scared of Russia, was putting kids in cages and separating families at the border(but nobody said anything cuz he's a democrat), deporting the most immigrants n staying in wars non stop. Dude is the only president to be at War his entire 2 terms and he got a Nobel peace prize for international relations or some shit, it's all a joke man. I and a lot of people respect that trumps a straight shooter even if he is corrupt like the rest of them. Trumps prison reform is gonna help so many black n brown minorities who were going to prison for stupid shit, umployment is all time low for all minorities. Like I said both sides are corrupt as hell and one thing you gotta respect about Trump is he exposed the democrats like nobody has before. I used to think they were good few years back then all this stuff comes to light Clinton, Biden ,Obama they all pieces of shits too.

    • @judebigelow2689
      @judebigelow2689 Před 4 lety +4

      I can't believe how many Americans actually believe the msm.

    • @ekaterinas8796
      @ekaterinas8796 Před 4 lety

      brownjatt21 Americans being selfish as used to be... 👋🏼

  • @melodypond1003
    @melodypond1003 Před 4 lety +176

    These hearings make me even more embarrassed than I usually am to be an American. I didn’t know that was fucking possible.
    I’m usually more stressed out about other things even more than I’m embarrassed to be an American.

    • @ms.flowers1049
      @ms.flowers1049 Před 4 lety +13

      Melody Pond I’m so stressed out, it’s starting to make my head hurt. #Impeach already....

    • @MichellePradhan
      @MichellePradhan Před 4 lety +10

      It was fairly painful to watch! #sadpanda

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 4 lety +14

      I'd be more embarrassed to be Trump/ republican.
      We're better than this. Look at our last President, _Obama_

    • @riotact884
      @riotact884 Před 4 lety +4

      Fuck yeah

    • @Reige17
      @Reige17 Před 4 lety +8

      Melody Pond - This is one period of time I want to bleach out of my memory.

  • @terminatah500
    @terminatah500 Před 4 lety +189

    Jim Jones got flattened like a cartoon character

    • @jbusa6630
      @jbusa6630 Před 4 lety +4

      It's Jordan

    • @terminatah500
      @terminatah500 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jbusa6630 cult leader

    • @Reige17
      @Reige17 Před 4 lety +6

      MAGA is a cult, so I guess that joke counts

    • @jbusa6630
      @jbusa6630 Před 4 lety

      @@terminatah500 are you calling me a cult leader?

    • @terminatah500
      @terminatah500 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jbusa6630 Jim Jones Jordan. Not you

  • @gaetanovindigni8824
    @gaetanovindigni8824 Před 4 lety +8

    "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
    "Truth is incontrovertible, ignorance can deride it, panic may resent it, malice may destroy it, but there it is."
    --Winston Churchill

  • @enderwiggin3975
    @enderwiggin3975 Před 4 lety +119

    That orange stain around Jim Jordan's mouth is getting worse....

  • @bt_18
    @bt_18 Před 4 lety +155

    George Kent: America runs on George Kent.

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 Před 4 lety +12

      And his glorious bow-tie and matching pocket square!

    • @mafusilephoto7244
      @mafusilephoto7244 Před 4 lety +5

      I think this is just a cover. He's superman. I mean he can't use the name Clark,that would be too obvious.

  • @kap8608
    @kap8608 Před 4 lety +48

    I respect everybody's thinking and ideology but I really really hope that everybody puts the country over party in the 2020 elections. We can't normalize the actions of the GOP. Politicians are already corrupts if we give them a green light now they would take it to another level.

    • @furball8967
      @furball8967 Před 4 lety +3

      Yup! And guess who'll be enabling that even better in the next term? Putin.
      Trump literally has blood on his hands, the way he permitted children to be caged at the boarder is indicative of his callousness.

    • @adrian4276
      @adrian4276 Před 4 lety +1

      @@furball8967 Its the law Furball, and it wasnt trump's doing. The laws have been there since before trump's election and i dont see much bitching about it when it was Obama's policy. Know how to end it? Come into the country legally.

    • @adrian4276
      @adrian4276 Před 4 lety

      Which actions of the GOP are you referring too Karl? What are these actions done explicitly by the Republicans that absolutely cannot be normalized?

    • @furball8967
      @furball8967 Před 4 lety +1

      In other words 🤣🤣🤣🤣 play in the devils den.

    • @furball8967
      @furball8967 Před 4 lety

      adrian427 Seriously, you’re asking Karl the obvious, the plain in your face, front and centre obvious? FFS you have wax in your ears and wood in your eyes!

  • @kori2169
    @kori2169 Před 4 lety +10

    i love how the ambassador is laughing, bc really, some of the defenses are amusing.

  • @NolocoLawrence
    @NolocoLawrence Před 4 lety +8

    Can someone tell me why they're focusing on one impeachment issue when there's several

  • @alyssarussell3078
    @alyssarussell3078 Před 4 lety +51

    I tried watching it, 20 minutes into it, I got bored and was like “I’ll wait for Trevor Noah to talk about it.” Thanks Trevor! 😊

    • @LUVgamingOrDie
      @LUVgamingOrDie Před 4 lety +4

      That's why many people have no idea what's going on because they get their news from comedian talk show hosts

  • @jennbatch6377
    @jennbatch6377 Před 4 lety +41

    The Republican's questions were so perfect for Taylor especially to clapback w/o preamble that they did more damage to Trump's defense than the Dems ever could have.

    • @misterhat5823
      @misterhat5823 Před 4 lety +6

      Nah. His supporters will believe anything. Remember the 2016 debates? Trump was horrible, yet they thought he was wonderful.

    • @ShalamarEntertainmentGroupLLC
      @ShalamarEntertainmentGroupLLC Před 4 lety

      I think that would b the ultimate!!! The rubs use a bait and switch, while trumpet thinks the rubs r backing him, they actually use their time to expose him

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 Před 4 lety +2

      @@misterhat5823 This is true, especially for his fanatics. However, there are a lot of people who voted for him who regret it.

    • @jennbatch6377
      @jennbatch6377 Před 4 lety

      @Barbara Witchey Congress had already approved funding which included the aid to Ukraine. This was well after the fact. The Pentagon was handling those funds. Trump personally advised Mulvaney to have the funds frozen, who conveyed it to the Pentagon & budget office - who were only told that it was being decided whether the spending was necessary

  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 Před 4 lety +12

    "Anybody in this room could answer that question."
    "Um, then why are you asking me?"

    • @srsrtrztztzzt463
      @srsrtrztztzzt463 Před 4 lety +1

      Wow, how very smart of you? Excellent catch. Maybe you can audition to be the Republicans' counsel for the next hearing. It is not as if Mr.Castor is doing a bang up job...

  • @sarahparker40443
    @sarahparker40443 Před 4 lety +2

    Omg he killed it when he said he would love for Trump to take a seat in the impeachment Jorden had no come back the look on his face was priceless.....

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee Před 4 lety +23

    Trevor! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

  • @yellalot101
    @yellalot101 Před 4 lety +24

    Rep. Peter Welch: MIC DROP

  • @d.v.crystal5589
    @d.v.crystal5589 Před 4 lety +9

    “Thank you, Me.” He’s adorable! (And a brilliant disseminator of current events.)

  • @carlycrays2831
    @carlycrays2831 Před 4 lety +2

    It is not always the toner cartridge! Sometimes it's the paper! The paper!

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +8

    On the first day of Schifmas, my Congress gave to me,
    Trump in a penitentiary!

  • @anthonysofia6169
    @anthonysofia6169 Před 4 lety +102

    I swear this is the new “what about her emails” talking point, you can bet on it

    • @ahnobiahnobitok9057
      @ahnobiahnobitok9057 Před 4 lety +4

      For real. Hunter Biden is the new thing.

    • @JohnSmith-jt3bh
      @JohnSmith-jt3bh Před 4 lety +1

      What about Russia Russia Russia? We never hear that anymore. 😂🤣😂 u ppl are fools.

    • @shanegreen1477
      @shanegreen1477 Před 4 lety +3

      @@JohnSmith-jt3bh that's covered in the Mueller report with 10 instances of contacts with Russians not to mention trump on live TV during his campaign asking for russian help maybe you missed all that.

  • @Andrea-nom
    @Andrea-nom Před 4 lety +62

    Asking about Hunter Biden like he’s an elected official... weird

    • @troymcclure681
      @troymcclure681 Před 4 lety +3

      You mean Joe Bidens son who got his son a job by withholding money from Ukraine which he said openly on camera LMAO please educate yourself and research more

    • @troymcclure681
      @troymcclure681 Před 4 lety +2

      @
      Wow you're pretty uneducated LMAO
      How did Trump bribe him if the other party had no idea ? And said it themselves 😂
      Also Biden is relevant because Trump asked about the corruption that Biden openly admitted on camera LMAO

    • @rickyrunks510
      @rickyrunks510 Před 4 lety +2

      His dad is, he does nothing without Joe. The impeachment is a Joe Biden cover up.

    • @rosanaconta3416
      @rosanaconta3416 Před 4 lety

      @ Benghazi

    • @anthonymoreschi3672
      @anthonymoreschi3672 Před 4 lety

      Troy is so right on this string.....

  • @granmat1850
    @granmat1850 Před 4 lety +8

    Their defense : " YES, he did try to kill the man, but the man didn't die of the injuries, therefor he is innocent"

  • @ericjohnson8287
    @ericjohnson8287 Před 4 lety +77

    Not all hero’s wear capes - George Kent

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 Před 4 lety +10

      Some wear bowties

    • @furball8967
      @furball8967 Před 4 lety +3

      Cool dude!! Both of them.

    • @JohnSmith-jt3bh
      @JohnSmith-jt3bh Před 4 lety

      They do wear MAGA Hats tho.

    • @JohnSmith-jt3bh
      @JohnSmith-jt3bh Před 4 lety

      @@cisco8650 IKR, What dummy looking fool he was today.

    • @mycarolinaskies
      @mycarolinaskies Před 4 lety

      @@JohnSmith-jt3bh only morons wear maggot hats to keep their jelly for brains from falling out. images.app.goo.gl/dDv5iPsXLmWvneCo6

  • @carlsenawo3256
    @carlsenawo3256 Před 4 lety +23

    Quid pro quo : a favor or advantage granted or expected in return for something

  • @fortheloveyoutube
    @fortheloveyoutube Před 4 lety +2

    Brilliant, thank you, Trevor and The Daily Show!

  • @rb032682
    @rb032682 Před 4 lety +4

    Rep. Jordan confirms my move away from Ohio was the correct action.

  • @otwk
    @otwk Před 4 lety +87

    Jordan's behaviour sounds like it's straight out of a novel.

    • @misterhat5823
      @misterhat5823 Před 4 lety +10

      A really badly written one.

    • @otwk
      @otwk Před 4 lety +2

      @@misterhat5823 Actually, rather a well-written one; because
      A) I was referring to a really good book
      And B) As it turns out, it is actually realistic.

    • @jasonross6727
      @jasonross6727 Před 4 lety +2

      Meanwhile, Trump's behavior comes straight out of a comic book!

    • @marciamcdevitt964
      @marciamcdevitt964 Před 4 lety +1

      Only True Witch-King - I feel like I’ve read multiple iterations of that novel, and always found Jordan’s character to be eye-rollingly heavy handed; not believable.
      Who knew, right.

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jasonross6727
      LooK!!
      Up in the sky...
      is it a bird?
      is it a plane?
      a limp blimp?
      No! It's *BlancmangeMan*
      _Serving up Just Desserts!*_
      *What a klutz, it's 'Just deserts'

  • @onemanshows1ms863
    @onemanshows1ms863 Před 4 lety +36

    We will get a Netflix series on this impeachment right? And yes it's a question 😅

    • @tonilharmon
      @tonilharmon Před 4 lety +1

      Of course.

    • @annettecarter9393
      @annettecarter9393 Před 4 lety +3

      Title will be "Individual Number One"

    • @lizc979
      @lizc979 Před 4 lety +1

      We better!!

    • @patdan123
      @patdan123 Před 4 lety

      Of course. The poster will be epic. It's either Mueller or Taylor in the poster.

  • @parkerxgps8101
    @parkerxgps8101 Před 4 lety +16

    Sorry it's hard for most of us to laugh at this. The seriousness is so overwhelming.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 4 lety +2

      cannot wait until the final scene when trump gets rolled out of the WH "Hannibal Lecter style" into the hands of the NYC police.

  • @jodysheridan604
    @jodysheridan604 Před 4 lety +3

    Ambassadors Kent and Taylor are today's American heroes. Thank you gentlemen.

  • @TheP3NGU1N
    @TheP3NGU1N Před 4 lety +23

    "it's the most wonderful time of the yeeeaaaar!"

  • @gwaladrielle
    @gwaladrielle Před 4 lety +143

    Oh shit I’m here so early, there’s no comment telling me what to think yet 😭

  • @nigel-b
    @nigel-b Před 4 lety +3

    Why are the GOP so focused on the whistleblower? ... The story has moved on ... we have people with first hand knowledge ... who the whistleblower was is irrelevant.

  • @danielawambold9723
    @danielawambold9723 Před 4 lety +29

    Just wish you’d said “stop trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen” re: hunter biden line of questioning 😂

  • @HKMcDeavitt
    @HKMcDeavitt Před 4 lety +26

    That was a pretty good slam by anyone's standards. He reminds me of the border patrol officer that suggested to Trump that not disclosing details to the public might ALSO be a good idea or something. That guy, from this episode, is my hero.

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 Před 4 lety

      Yes, that was so good. But then it turns out that all that special technology can't prevent someone with an angle grinder cutting out the fence posts and coming through.

  • @369Rising
    @369Rising Před 4 lety +24

    Seriously I've been asking where are the men and finally they've shown up. Thankful. Defend that constitution!!!!!

  • @janetclassen1144
    @janetclassen1144 Před 4 lety +2

    When I heard Trump was speaking loudly, I immediately thought , like an old person, he was after all speaking to a person so far away, he wanted to make sure he was being heard. lol

  • @artiombeknazaryan7542
    @artiombeknazaryan7542 Před 4 lety +16

    American "democracy" = gerrymandering, super delegates, 2 parties and generations of career diplomats from the same family. Pathetic.

    • @MultiMolly21
      @MultiMolly21 Před 4 lety +2

      It's crap work. You have to be born to it. I wouldn't trade places with any of them for anything.

    • @g0679
      @g0679 Před 4 lety

      Artiom Beknazaryan
      We also have quite blatant voter suppression.

  • @emmbeesea
    @emmbeesea Před 4 lety +59

    The Series Finale - Part 1

  • @xanithofdragons
    @xanithofdragons Před 4 lety +7

    I love Taylor's smile at 6:35. It's almost like he wants to say "Aw, little ol' me?"

  • @thiernonouhou8968
    @thiernonouhou8968 Před 4 lety +3

    Peter Welch can add a color of his choosing to the flag for this. That burn tho 😂😂

  • @WomenSense1
    @WomenSense1 Před 4 lety +15

    The person who started it all president chump. He's welcomed to sit right here!

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 Před 4 lety +31

    Can't wait to see Bill Hader reprise his side-splitting role as Jim "foot-shooter" Jordan.

    • @lemonielala3080
      @lemonielala3080 Před 4 lety

      Same, it's the only upside to this clown show! 😂❤

    • @BeatlesFanSonia
      @BeatlesFanSonia Před 4 lety

      Lemonie Lala IRS constitutional and not funny! Revealing a traitor in our White House is not a laughing matter! Republicans are making a mockery of our laws!

  • @CrossCreativeMindsConsulting

    Man, I thought I was fast to click, some of you all are quick draw McGraw!! 😂

  • @nisforno13
    @nisforno13 Před 4 lety +1

    I just heard my ten year old shout, “BURN!” From the next room! 😅😂

  • @Yayayayaya857
    @Yayayayaya857 Před 4 lety

    I couldn’t watch that straight, watching you make it look much fun to watch!!!

  • @Ryan-wk3mc
    @Ryan-wk3mc Před 4 lety +9

    "... is welcome to have a seat over there" LOL

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck Před 4 lety +24

    I hear Impeachment comin, it's rollin round the bend
    And I ain't seen no justice since I don't know when
    We're stuck w/Trumpie's White House
    And time is flying by 💨
    But Impeachment keeps on growin
    Does them no good to lie . . .
    -- Posted on a comment board

  • @silverpurkat
    @silverpurkat Před 4 lety +1

    Damn! Peter Welch is a savage! Well played Peter, well played. 🍷

  • @nicolaablett7790
    @nicolaablett7790 Před 4 lety +12

    Jim Jordan is despicable and should be held accountable

  • @PretenderCS
    @PretenderCS Před 4 lety +46

    I hoped to see Nunes' cow to tell us the truth.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před 4 lety +8

      That would have been some mooooving testimony.

    • @misterhat5823
      @misterhat5823 Před 4 lety +2

      Leave his wife out of this.

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 Před 4 lety

      about his Fantasies of Nude Donald Trump??

    • @shirleybrown9230
      @shirleybrown9230 Před 4 lety +2

      He doesn't know how to tell the truth. Thats why he hasn't won any of his bogus law suits.

  • @anethkiray
    @anethkiray Před 4 lety +87

    Jesus, this whole thing is wild.

    • @m.b.9209
      @m.b.9209 Před 4 lety

      No need to blaspheme my God, thank you.

    • @anethkiray
      @anethkiray Před 4 lety +1

      @@m.b.9209 my booty hole is more believable than Jesus. 😜

    • @m.b.9209
      @m.b.9209 Před 4 lety

      And yet you still invoke His name in your reponses. Hmmmmmm.....

    • @helenpauls1496
      @helenpauls1496 Před 4 lety

      Michelle Blade Which one old boy? There are roughly 4,200 religions and goodness knows how many gods over millions of years.

    • @m.b.9209
      @m.b.9209 Před 4 lety

      Which one, Helen? The One she named. She chose to blaspheme only one name out of all those millions you say have equal power and meaning as gods. One name she invokes. Not buddha, krishna, allah, vishnu, none of any of those or the other millions. Ever ask yourselves why only Him?? And it is so disrespectful of people to trample other people's beliefs in swear words. Lift your vocabulary and tolerance levels to include even those things you don't believe in. It's called social skill and respect for humanity.

  • @gregpotts7
    @gregpotts7 Před 4 lety +46

    Let president Trump testify and let him clear things up

    • @olamideashade7154
      @olamideashade7154 Před 4 lety +7

      Greg Potts assuming he doesn’t put the nail in his own coffin

    • @iliketurtles6777
      @iliketurtles6777 Před 4 lety +7

      Oh he’s free to show any time any day.

    • @tikka300wsm5
      @tikka300wsm5 Před 4 lety +1

      He already did by releasing the transcript of the phone call in question. Now we have guys testifying about what they heard from a friend's, dad's cousin's baby mama's sisters friend. That's credible....

    • @agimasoschandir
      @agimasoschandir Před 4 lety +8

      @@tikka300wsm5 Some of the transcript - because he is the most transparent president ever, and, it was perfect, whatever that means, please decipher if you can. As for third party testimony, you skipped the people that listened in on the call, corroborating the core idea of wrong doing. Now, try again with facts this time (you know, not lies, misconstructions of the evidence, etc). still don't know what I am asking do you?

    • @tikka300wsm5
      @tikka300wsm5 Před 4 lety +1

      @@agimasoschandir who cares if they listened to the call. ITS ALL IN A TRANSCRIPT!!! We don't need anyone's opinion. It's all on paper. Stop listening to people's feelings and start READING the facts.

  • @jaypj1440
    @jaypj1440 Před 4 lety +9

    Trevor never seizes to amaze me with his wit.

  • @pedroeubg
    @pedroeubg Před 4 lety +33

    Yall are ninjas, too fast there are already this many comments

  • @datalympics1781
    @datalympics1781 Před 4 lety +54

    Republicans lost when they chose Jim Gordon as a questionnaire

    • @peacheswilliams4539
      @peacheswilliams4539 Před 4 lety +2

      Can't be a circus without a Circus Clown! Hey, where's jim?

    • @furball8967
      @furball8967 Před 4 lety +1

      My sentiments too....loved it when the GOP made that choice. LOL

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 Před 4 lety

      I thought they lost when they let Steve Castor talk. I'm pretty sure he was drunk.

    • @JohnSmith-jt3bh
      @JohnSmith-jt3bh Před 4 lety +1

      Idk. These democrats had me lost today. Jim Jordon actually got me thinking this is just another Russia Witch Hunt.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella Před 4 lety

      I'm starting to wonder if they want to lose. They have been SO unconvincing and lacklustre, it's almost as if they're positioning themselves for the pivot.
      "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

  • @dailydanks6685
    @dailydanks6685 Před 4 lety

    Awesome job Mt. Noah💯👍😉👍❤️

  • @danzopopo8530
    @danzopopo8530 Před 4 lety +10

    It’s fair, the whistleblower comes if Trump comes! GOP will choke on that

  • @sawahtb
    @sawahtb Před 4 lety +74

    Jim Jordan and his ilk are a GOP clown show.

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 Před 4 lety

      Definitely dim fratboys on steroids and brewskis *"Protect the Keg!!"*

  • @kaula17
    @kaula17 Před 4 lety +6

    The toner cartridge joke fell way hard 😂

  • @sfa8uss
    @sfa8uss Před 4 lety +1

    How could they be blocking when they have been asking to see the main witness the whistleblower ? Honest question

  • @4mytoytube
    @4mytoytube Před 4 lety

    With few and far in between ..... Peter Welch, Very well put and with great respect :-)

  • @MoonKeyDLaughy
    @MoonKeyDLaughy Před 4 lety +6

    I been waiting for you all day lol

  • @sir_elephant814
    @sir_elephant814 Před 4 lety +5

    Ah once again getting my news from comedy central

  • @sallyhu5028
    @sallyhu5028 Před 4 lety +12

    Joking about George Kent and his father is really off and in bad taste, given their sacrifices to this country.

    • @marciamcdevitt964
      @marciamcdevitt964 Před 4 lety +2

      🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @HeyitsBri_
      @HeyitsBri_ Před 4 lety

      Marcia McDevitt I think Sally’s joking but even if she isn’t I’m laughing 😂

  • @azahias9
    @azahias9 Před 4 lety

    Why was that dab so accurate to what I imagined?! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @user-pk8rg1zl1c
    @user-pk8rg1zl1c Před 4 lety +6

    I guess the difference between Jim Jordan and those witnesses is that when the witnesses were told about a crime they did something about it.

  • @itreallydoesntmatter160
    @itreallydoesntmatter160 Před 4 lety +3

    Early squad! Love Trevor!!!

  • @RyanStorey1231
    @RyanStorey1231 Před 4 lety +21

    Jim "I'm so upset I couldn't even wear a jacket today!" Jordan

    • @MrDavidaslv
      @MrDavidaslv Před 4 lety +1

      how many straight jacket you have!!!!! lol

    • @shannony6558
      @shannony6558 Před 4 lety

      You dont look like you wear a jacket

  • @neatofication
    @neatofication Před 4 lety +1

    That was an amazing accent Trevor did when he was talking about the yogurt lolol