Trump Has Lied 16,241 Times

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  • čas přidán 19. 05. 2024
  • Trump celebrated three years in office by paying tribute to himself and somehow brought Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. into it, Trump has officially lied more than 16,241 times, put together an all-star defense team for his impeachment trial, and despite everyone in Trump's circle claiming they don't know Lev Parnas there seem to be a lot of photos of him with all of them. Meanwhile, the champagne drama continues on ABC's 'The Bachelor,' and we remember the highlights of the first three years under Donald Trump.
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  • @MrGscp
    @MrGscp Před 4 lety +4322

    People in audience are laughing at Jimmy’s joke, people around the world are laughing at Americans.

    • @Brasil66
      @Brasil66 Před 4 lety +119

      People around the world always had

    • @FK_H8r
      @FK_H8r Před 4 lety +57

      People around the world are jealous they don’t live in the greatest country in the world.

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 Před 4 lety +139

      Citizens of the world are laughing at Agolf Twittler & the ignorant cult followers who voted for him. The Liar-In-Chief is a national tragedy & international embarrassment. 🤪🤢🤮😵

    • @ethanshervanick8335
      @ethanshervanick8335 Před 4 lety +38

      Well we are a pretty funny country!

    • @alboliska942
      @alboliska942 Před 4 lety +97

      Cody ALLCAPS No

  • @safayoussef1243
    @safayoussef1243 Před 4 lety +2838

    That one dude in the Audience laughs like his life depends on it

    • @weltyclover5311
      @weltyclover5311 Před 4 lety +143

      Bro, shush, that's Arthur Fleck from Joker(2019)

    • @qqqfuzion2582
      @qqqfuzion2582 Před 4 lety +24

      @@weltyclover5311 you're trying too hard to be funny :)

    • @herbertcumberbatch7323
      @herbertcumberbatch7323 Před 4 lety +20

      Hes a hired over-laugher and it's not even subtle. Jimmy even takes fake shady jabs at him.

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko Před 4 lety +10

      @@herbertcumberbatch7323 If he was over-laughing, he'd be doing it every single chance he got, ESPECIALLY if he were not bothering to be subtle about it. Dude doesn't even laugh at roughly half the stuff the other folks do.

    • @TheRewindRoom
      @TheRewindRoom Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂

  • @fvtii284
    @fvtii284 Před 4 lety +1619

    “Martin Luther King had a dream, this wasn’t it” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @69666guitar
      @69666guitar Před 3 lety +29

      this was more like his recorent nightmare!

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 Před 3 lety +1

      MLK Jr. AKA The rhetoric King

    • @sarahbullard3528
      @sarahbullard3528 Před 3 lety

      @@badcornflakes6374 ggv. Cc xbhhhyt56 888i>ujjjkjujugggt

    • @chloejean7427
      @chloejean7427 Před 3 lety +1

      This was not it at all

    • @MajorBall
      @MajorBall Před 3 lety +2

      Young F.A we saw the video dumbass. Still better than Biden

  • @idisxgic7651
    @idisxgic7651 Před 4 lety +689

    the guy laughing in the audience sounded like the joker

  • @pixzvixxen
    @pixzvixxen Před 4 lety +564

    Raise your hand if all you can hear is that one guy laughing in the background
    "HA HA HA HAAA"

  • @timski9063
    @timski9063 Před 4 lety +2558

    Donald J Trump. Says Trump: " The J stands for genius."

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 Před 4 lety +33

      @oiuet souiu
      Yes, they're going to continue to vote for him, but luckily, they're still outnumbered by us.

    • @briobarb8525
      @briobarb8525 Před 4 lety +16

      @@flyingchariot9080 OMG Crystal...I think your chandelier is actually made from cheap ass glass. Trunp DID NOT WIN the majority vote stupid. He was given the presidency by the Electoral College. But I am going to guess you don't even know what that is. Google it sweetie!

    • @clovisthewicked4934
      @clovisthewicked4934 Před 4 lety +12

      @@flyingchariot9080 Hey dumbfuck, he lost by millions of votes. You are certainly a typical Trumpanzee

    • @DrunkGrilling
      @DrunkGrilling Před 4 lety +3

      Thanks Timski, I really enjoyed that joke, that is possibly true. Would you like a hamberder with that?

    • @fernandogarza9180
      @fernandogarza9180 Před 4 lety +1

      Timski
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @diallwa
    @diallwa Před 4 lety +496

    The one guy in the crowd really mastered and nailed Arthur's joker laugh

  • @catladyclay442
    @catladyclay442 Před 4 lety +778

    It would be interesting to see this number updated to include all of Trump’s misinformation about the COVID-19 pandemic.

    • @pepitka1234
      @pepitka1234 Před 4 lety +21

      I was looking for that and I'm surprised that i didn't find a website that counts all the lies. Maybe it so many that they need to use statistic. 23.8 lies per day that's what i founded 😂 and apparently it increase by 1 lie per day since 2019

    • @davidchopsrose
      @davidchopsrose Před 4 lety +1

      Your out of your mind

    • @heatheadquarters5465
      @heatheadquarters5465 Před 3 lety +24

      He legit calls it the Chinese virus 🤦‍♂️

    • @awokenajin6620
      @awokenajin6620 Před 3 lety +12

      @@davidchopsrose And your mind is absent...

    • @antonschaefer4573
      @antonschaefer4573 Před 3 lety +5

      I still feel so bad about the guy who had to listen to all the garbage that Trump spreads...

  • @AWi11ie
    @AWi11ie Před 4 lety +352

    Does everybody else hear that guys laugh in the crowd lol

  • @helena5230
    @helena5230 Před 4 lety +493

    I still can’t believe he walked IN FRONT of the Queen !!

  • @stevewuertz3598
    @stevewuertz3598 Před 4 lety +592

    This entire impeachment mess could be over in under a half hour if someone would tell DJT that Obama can hold his breath for 20 minutes

  • @kuuhiwahiwalei2678
    @kuuhiwahiwalei2678 Před 3 lety +20

    16,241 lies are his PUBLIC lies.. it's scary to think about the ones we don't know about..

  • @Grandizer8989
    @Grandizer8989 Před 4 lety +881

    I’ve seen more pictures of Trump w Parnas than with him and Barron.

    • @DistantVision85
      @DistantVision85 Před 4 lety +45

      Trump is so stupid he can't even spell baron.. 😅

    • @margotgray3330
      @margotgray3330 Před 4 lety +23

      Baron who????

    • @garsm2290
      @garsm2290 Před 4 lety +13

      Trump does not know Parnas, or Nunes.

    • @margotgray3330
      @margotgray3330 Před 4 lety +42

      @@garsm2290 ...or Stormy D, Karen M, Rudy G, Michael C, Jeffrey E to name just a few. He's either lying or has early onset dementia. Either way, he shouldn't be president.

    • @djlucero123
      @djlucero123 Před 4 lety +18

      Probably doesn't know who he is

  • @earlenewallace8445
    @earlenewallace8445 Před 4 lety +247

    This was a day to honor Doctor King but he couldn't even do that without whining about himself.

    • @Sandrae7560
      @Sandrae7560 Před 4 lety +9

      @earlene wallace ...not just whining, but always, always promoting himself or exaggerating his importance

    • @Sandrae7560
      @Sandrae7560 Před 4 lety +3

      @Dutchhound Bigears sadly so😔😔

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +3

      Remember last year, when Pence compared him to MLK?

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp Před 4 lety +6

      earlene wallace Don’t worry...it will always be MLK-a true American hero and legend who will be remembered. Trump will be relegated to the ashcan of history.

    • @lottasunshine1325
      @lottasunshine1325 Před 4 lety +4

      @Dutchhound Bigears - Unemployment rate for African-Americans under Obama dropped from 17% to 7% (Dept of Labor) Much better statistics than Trump.

  • @rishonsolomon7567
    @rishonsolomon7567 Před 4 lety +135

    What amazes me is that this dude has supporters. Who in their right mind looks at this orange man and says " That man there should be the President Of The United States".

    • @user-wd8wx5md5z
      @user-wd8wx5md5z Před 3 lety +7

      That is Democracy. The fact is this man has been chosen by the majority of the Americans to be their President. US has a funny way to calculate what constitutes a majority, though.

    • @foxy916
      @foxy916 Před 3 lety +9

      do people really judge peoples ideas based on their looks? come on man, just because someone looks like a dusty cheeto doesnt mean he hasnt done good things.

    • @Jmax-wj2be
      @Jmax-wj2be Před 3 lety +3

      Trump haters lmao 🤣

    • @rishonsolomon7567
      @rishonsolomon7567 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Jmax-wj2be if he wasnt president of one of the most major countries in the world,,,i wouldnt be hating this much

    • @thatguyjd3349
      @thatguyjd3349 Před 3 lety +2

      Me, I’m one of his supporters

  • @clarav.6771
    @clarav.6771 Před 4 lety +141

    The real question is though: who counted those 16,241 lies?

    • @randyzaucha6497
      @randyzaucha6497 Před 4 lety +4

      So, what if they were HALF right? Would you feel better about it Clara? Geez!

    • @clarav.6771
      @clarav.6771 Před 3 lety +12

      @@randyzaucha6497 Oh I hope it didn't seem like I was defending Trump in some way, the sooner he gets out of there the better, I was just wondering how someone came to such a specific number. I'd say respect for sitting through every single speech and counting the lies, because as we see, there's tons of them.

    • @randyzaucha6497
      @randyzaucha6497 Před 3 lety +2

      @@clarav.6771 Let's say that they were half right on the number Clara! Still a monumental number, eh?

    • @clarav.6771
      @clarav.6771 Před 3 lety +6

      ​@@randyzaucha6497 Yep, I agree completely, and even if they counted the lies double and the actual number is half of this, it would also still be too much. If they don't kick him out in november I'm not sure how much is gonna be left of my hope in humanity. And I'm not even American.

    • @CountingStars333
      @CountingStars333 Před 3 lety +3

      Probably stats counters.

  • @toketalkalaska2540
    @toketalkalaska2540 Před 4 lety +16

    And a scrap photo book!!! I love you Jimmy!🤣😂

  • @joni428
    @joni428 Před 3 lety +14

    I LOVE how he's just roasting Trump for 13 minutes :D

  • @muddlee
    @muddlee Před 3 lety +146

    The title is lie guys.
    The 16,241 should be 16,241,245.

    • @sharmainejohnson323
      @sharmainejohnson323 Před 3 lety +6

      RIGHT😂😂😂

    • @alabamalol5139
      @alabamalol5139 Před 3 lety +2

      more like 0

    • @kryten1016
      @kryten1016 Před 3 lety +5

      No its exactly 74584925492764826483648755991641893544907004654975497358376548275349635394759383645 and rising.
      I suppose the real challenge is pronouncing this number

    • @sarah-db3lg
      @sarah-db3lg Před 3 lety

      @@alabamalol5139 yeah you're right like 16,241,24055555555555555555555555555555555

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 Před 3 lety

      16,241 +1

  • @richbydesignpullupj5842
    @richbydesignpullupj5842 Před 4 lety +111

    That dudes laugh bro I swear 😂🤦🏽‍♂️😂

    • @banksinatra9480
      @banksinatra9480 Před 4 lety +3

      So annoying 😂😂😂

    • @Lockieez
      @Lockieez Před 4 lety +1

      There's a guy who lives across the road from me with the exact same laugh. I think the whole street can hear him.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety

      I think that was the point.

    • @richbydesignpullupj5842
      @richbydesignpullupj5842 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol might be him who went on the show haha you should go ask him and tell him how you thought it was him 😂

    • @nima5398
      @nima5398 Před 4 lety

      Could you imagine sitting next to him.....

  • @sumbuddy63
    @sumbuddy63 Před 4 lety +69

    I can't understand why pathologically lying to the country isn't an impeachable offense.

    • @alexpaynter5176
      @alexpaynter5176 Před 4 lety +3

      tsralls63 because it’s not a crime, duh. Even if it was tho, Trumps not lying. The economy really is BETTER THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN.
      Let that sink in silly person.
      Lol!
      Trump 2020 🇺🇸

    • @sumbuddy63
      @sumbuddy63 Před 4 lety +2

      @@alexpaynter5176 yea. He's a great guy.

    • @Unknownz000
      @Unknownz000 Před 4 lety +1

      @@sumbuddy63 yeah great people lie 16 thousand times in a period of 3 years god americans belive anything trump says and support him no matter what

    • @michaelweston7748
      @michaelweston7748 Před 4 lety +3

      What lies? can you name just one? NOPE!

    • @randomjoe3941
      @randomjoe3941 Před 4 lety +1

      Always remember that the reason Clinton was impeached was because he told a lie!
      One lie was viewed by Republicans at the time to be such a horrible thing for a president to do, because "the people need to be able to trust the president."
      Really shines a spotlight on how Republicans are hypocrites.
      Democratic president tells one lie = Republicans want him out for committing such a horrible offense.
      Republican president tells over 16,000 lies = Republicans think it's perfectly fine, he's done nothing wrong at all.

  • @negativping4657
    @negativping4657 Před 4 lety +178

    I'm suscribing to Jimmy Kimmel just for this.

  • @maxkennedy2818
    @maxkennedy2818 Před 3 lety +42

    2020: gotta bump those numbers those are amateur numbers.

  • @karawan9836
    @karawan9836 Před 4 lety +233

    Who's the manic laughing in the audience

    • @joshb7707
      @joshb7707 Před 4 lety +20

      K4RAWAN ALI sounds like the Joaquin Phoenix Joker 😂

    • @edgarcabrera6520
      @edgarcabrera6520 Před 4 lety

      K4RAWAN ALI the joker

    • @gothmog4968
      @gothmog4968 Před 4 lety +3

      He's the guy Kimmel paid to laugh at his jokes.

  • @ImTheJoker4u
    @ImTheJoker4u Před 4 lety +44

    He makes Bush look like a MENSA member.

  • @richardshirley2786
    @richardshirley2786 Před 4 lety +399

    This can’t b true, I’m sure he’s lied way more often.

    • @ryanmcnair3451
      @ryanmcnair3451 Před 4 lety +56

      That's the lies during business hours only.

    • @andersforsgren3806
      @andersforsgren3806 Před 4 lety +4

      Was ich denk und tu, trau ich andern zu. [German proverb.]

    • @flames4856
      @flames4856 Před 4 lety +7

      Anders Forsgren der mann gehört ins Gefängnis mein Freund

    • @andersforsgren3806
      @andersforsgren3806 Před 4 lety +2

      @@flames4856 Ja selbstverständlich.

    • @coreyham3753
      @coreyham3753 Před 4 lety +10

      @@ryanmcnair3451 LOL,,, and according to Trump's official work schedule, he is only scheduled for 1 hour per day of work.

  • @lizbrown8219
    @lizbrown8219 Před 4 lety +18

    Trump said if wore a mask he would look ridiculous, I wonder if he ever looks in the mirror

    • @sunsetshimmer7677
      @sunsetshimmer7677 Před 3 lety

      Liz brown me too. I wonder if he looks in the mirror while wearing a mask. 🤔

  • @anthonygilbert7258
    @anthonygilbert7258 Před 4 lety +43

    Criminals don't want evidence and witnesses because it leads to the truth.

    • @joshdk1484
      @joshdk1484 Před 4 lety

      Yeah, like Nixon

    • @joshdk1484
      @joshdk1484 Před 4 lety

      Why do everyone complain about Trump? Wildro was worse, tried to close a black school, Nixon bad, John Adams tried to sensor and punish people who critized him. Trump did nothing wrong.

  • @juantubey
    @juantubey Před 4 lety +140

    I was just getting over "leader of the space force" then he said "Nostradumbass" and that totally took me out. Lmao!!!!

    • @etb6425
      @etb6425 Před 4 lety +2

      That was hilarious! I can't wait to find a reason to use it.

    • @mariannejanis7995
      @mariannejanis7995 Před 4 lety

      I’m past laughing attNosredumasshe used it before

    • @JustMe-vk4fn
      @JustMe-vk4fn Před 4 lety +1

      I think of it as "Space Farce".

  • @jeaniebird999
    @jeaniebird999 Před 4 lety +31

    I'm pretty sure this was one of MLK's nightmares.

  • @aitana7831
    @aitana7831 Před 3 lety +63

    And this was 5 months ago 😖 can you imagine how many times he’s lied since??

    • @itsburky0616
      @itsburky0616 Před 3 lety +5

      Almost August 2020 & the number in the title has upped an estimated 20x

    • @Axel-hn7yi
      @Axel-hn7yi Před 3 lety +4

      Not as many times as the media lies about him.

    • @imexotica9209
      @imexotica9209 Před 3 lety +2

      Gan GUlf when you say lies does that include just repeating things he’s said or not?

    • @briandauch303
      @briandauch303 Před 3 lety +1

      I didn’t see them say any of his lies

    • @user-up5di8ln7g
      @user-up5di8ln7g Před 3 lety +2

      Gan GUlf well that’s simply not true, the media may lie about him sometimes, as they do everybody, but the amount he’s lies is far more

  • @HiMyNameIsDannny
    @HiMyNameIsDannny Před 4 lety +74

    A+ to Jimmy's researchers for finding out how contradictory these people are.

  • @soniclab-cnc
    @soniclab-cnc Před 4 lety +309

    It was painful watching Trump stagger around and walk in front of the Queen.... ugh, what a disaster.

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter Před 4 lety +37

      Agreed. His complete lack of self-awareness and basic etiquette is simply astounding.

    • @g9312
      @g9312 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Balletified Agreed the royal family should be abolished

    • @richardray6827
      @richardray6827 Před 4 lety +25

      D E you miss the point. It is their custom and rude not to follow it.

    • @benvoilakoi
      @benvoilakoi Před 4 lety +31

      @@Balletified Has nothing to do with the status of the person. This is a formal meeting. There is a protocol. Not applying it is disrespectful. period. I am not a fan of royalty as well, but I have been educated in a way that makes me respect the customs of those who invite me into their homes. Especially when you are supposed to represent your country while being caught on camera. I am neither American nor British and even to me it looks very embarrassing and awkward.

    • @adeprinkuye2001
      @adeprinkuye2001 Před 4 lety +2

      ImGiodarex Abolished? Fool, the Brits are not complaining about the Royal family

  • @Ravensnowflake
    @Ravensnowflake Před 4 lety +114

    Better question to ask is how many times has he told the truth

    • @TechWizard312
      @TechWizard312 Před 4 lety +3

      Richmond a heck of a lot more than any democrat.

    • @dylana9811
      @dylana9811 Před 4 lety +28

      TechWizard312 definitely not true

    • @Ravensnowflake
      @Ravensnowflake Před 4 lety +8

      If you want trump to tell the truth, you have to ask what his name is everytime he gives a statement. Then it will be one truth and one lie unless his name is donald jillian trump coz then he probably would lie about that also

    • @jakeystarsuper
      @jakeystarsuper Před 4 lety

      @@TechWizard312 no true

    • @helena5230
      @helena5230 Před 4 lety +2

      Probably never, except if he’s looking at himself in the mirror 😂😂

  • @nightknight9415
    @nightknight9415 Před 4 lety +699

    George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie."
    tRump : "I cannot tell the truth."
    tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"

    • @nancygilchrist7621
      @nancygilchrist7621 Před 4 lety +22

      Exactly.

    • @johncatty6560
      @johncatty6560 Před 4 lety +27

      @@nancygilchrist7621 Isn't it like:
      tRump voter : "I don't care. DJT has set the world on fire *BUT the Dems are more dangerous* ! USA, USA, lock her up! MAGA! KAG! [enter some bs chanting of your choice here]"

    • @jeffphakenewz8556
      @jeffphakenewz8556 Před 4 lety +3

      @@johncatty6560 Hari Krishna Hari Hari
      But seriously, Reverend Jones, pass the koolaid, will ya?

    • @johncatty6560
      @johncatty6560 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jeffphakenewz8556 I don't know why people love koolaid and, hence, I do not know why it still exists. It's just crap the body does not need. I have never put that stuff inside my stomach.

    • @outlawJosieFox
      @outlawJosieFox Před 4 lety +6

      “I play to people's fantasies, people may not always think big themselves, but they still get very excited by those who do, that's why a little hyperbole never hurts. People want to believe that something is the biggest and the greatest and the most spectacular. Truthful hyperbole I call it. “ Donald Trump

  • @elisa12nava
    @elisa12nava Před 4 lety +271

    “Even the color of his face is a lie” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mariarobles6426
      @mariarobles6426 Před 4 lety +11

      Hahahaha 👏👏

    • @macordie
      @macordie Před 4 lety +11

      HILARIOUS

    • @judithf9297
      @judithf9297 Před 4 lety +10

      Mac or Die Hilarious but true. I don think he even has an honest bone in his body

    • @sideboob4276
      @sideboob4276 Před 4 lety +11

      You don't like his bronzer? Its called ImPeach!

    • @macordie
      @macordie Před 4 lety +4

      @@judithf9297 true

  • @houboy_7138
    @houboy_7138 Před 4 lety +162

    Jimmy:
    Random guy in the audience:Ahahaha

  • @DarkShades5
    @DarkShades5 Před 4 lety +8

    Guy in the background laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @orionstar6747
    @orionstar6747 Před 3 lety +1

    Jimmy Kimmel, one of the best US TV host. Keep up the good work.

  • @katelinfairchild5216
    @katelinfairchild5216 Před 4 lety +6

    Kimmel will always be my favorite Saturday night live host. He is the best Jimmy 😂

  • @theupsidedowners2737
    @theupsidedowners2737 Před 4 lety +408

    Trump: *lies 16,241 times*
    Pinocchio: ight imma head out

    • @RosAlexandher
      @RosAlexandher Před 4 lety +3

      LMFAOOO

    • @randomboris
      @randomboris Před 4 lety +6

      hahaha. Yup, can't compete with that Pinocchio.

    • @cindysavares1282
      @cindysavares1282 Před 4 lety +6

      Even the whale who swallowed pinocchio can't take it

    • @rajanlad
      @rajanlad Před 4 lety +3

      Trump is like pinocchio only difference is his tie grows longer each time he lie instead of his nose.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +4

      Only with Trump, it's his stomach that grows.

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko Před 4 lety +3

    *_Nostradumbass?!_*
    I'm cackling like the maddest witch now, and yet I cannot hope to match Mr. HA HA HA HAAA!
    Thanks, Jimmy!

  • @berninsandyeggo
    @berninsandyeggo Před 4 lety +2

    I died with “Nostradumbass” 🤣🤣👍🏼

  • @rdpqueen6498
    @rdpqueen6498 Před 4 lety +49

    You missed out the one with his hair blowing as he boarded Air Force one😂😂😂😂

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp Před 4 lety +2

      RDP Queen My favorite.

    • @conniecrawford5231
      @conniecrawford5231 Před 4 lety +3

      Bald Donnie’s worst enemy - the wind !

    • @JustMe-vk4fn
      @JustMe-vk4fn Před 4 lety +3

      My absolute favorite tRump's ascent up the steps of Air Farce One is the one where he has a piece of paper stuck to the heel of his shoe..... :D

    • @christinepierce7560
      @christinepierce7560 Před 4 lety

      Just Me 👩‍🎤 The toilet 🚽 paper on his shoe is my favorite as well 🤗

    • @hitchensghost
      @hitchensghost Před 4 lety

      gotta vote for the hair.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Před 4 lety +82

    *1963:* "I have a dream..."
    *2020:* "Oh God, please let this nightmare end."

    • @alvin9033
      @alvin9033 Před 4 lety +1

      You're in America, nightmare? Some perspective is needed, perhaps Summer vacay in Indonesia?

    • @krystenbush5673
      @krystenbush5673 Před 4 lety +3

      Not relevant. MLK's dream was the opposite of everything that is trump

    • @leadleghighkick104
      @leadleghighkick104 Před 4 lety +2

      Alvin “something could be worse, that means your problems don’t exist”

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 4 lety

      Alvin and Krysten, have you ever heard of a joke before? Geez. Why do my comments always attract either crazy people or people with sticks up their butts?
      Not you, Joel. You're cool.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 4 lety

      @@krystenbush5673 It is relevant. Trump mentioned MLK. Therefore, I made the joke. *You're* not relevant.

  • @tinysproutling4800
    @tinysproutling4800 Před 3 lety +44

    Trump is the actual definition of
    "My whole life is a lie."

    • @maximuscraig8222
      @maximuscraig8222 Před 3 lety +2

      I honestly think he’s been so blinded by his own lies that he’s descended to dementia

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 Před 3 lety

      @@maximuscraig8222 2001 Trump was a more sane person. He’s gone crazy

  • @butterfliesinreverse
    @butterfliesinreverse Před 3 lety +3

    16,000 lies and a side order of fries

  • @marcob6880
    @marcob6880 Před 4 lety +150

    his first lie as prez is when he promised to uphold the constitution

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +10

      Hell, he was lying long before he got into office.

    • @BlynkyLand
      @BlynkyLand Před 4 lety +5

      And he did that on TWO bibles. What a turd.

    • @mukiwabanda2794
      @mukiwabanda2794 Před 4 lety

      Democrats are constitutionalists now thats f u c k i n g r i c h

    • @frankfanuzzi8395
      @frankfanuzzi8395 Před 4 lety +4

      @@mukiwabanda2794 What is rich is your stupidity to NOT know the difference or to even care that your King Bozo has done so and lied to your foolish ass...now go back to Fox before you learn some truth loser..lol

    • @Tyreece190
      @Tyreece190 Před 4 lety

      @@frankfanuzzi8395 whats rich about YOUR STUPIDIT is that fox dosen't even support obama so whos foolish? Hmm i dont even know what obama lied about everything he said he was gonna do is done wb your dictator?

  • @MetalSnowStudios
    @MetalSnowStudios Před 4 lety +135

    1:48 Arthur Fleck came to the show tonight

  • @nealfrost12
    @nealfrost12 Před 2 lety +2

    That Orange will allways be a embarrassment to the world

  • @samantharodriguez4404
    @samantharodriguez4404 Před 4 lety +1

    Man oh man the TRUTH is finally coming out 🙌🏼

  • @yojetsharma7549
    @yojetsharma7549 Před 4 lety +67

    There is one man's laughter in the back that sounds like Joker's.

    • @sydjonah9556
      @sydjonah9556 Před 4 lety +3

      Hahahahahaha !!!!

    • @howwedoit98
      @howwedoit98 Před 4 lety

      I literally just saw this as I was thinking the same thing hahaha 😂😂

    • @filafuentes3194
      @filafuentes3194 Před 4 lety

      Istg he super loud 😂😂😂

  • @whatsmyname5086
    @whatsmyname5086 Před 4 lety +524

    Yo do you hear a joker laugh in the audience or it just me

  • @Dylanbolton69
    @Dylanbolton69 Před 3 lety +1

    Since this is 8 months old, I’d say the number has definitely reached over 20,000

  • @bjtv_001
    @bjtv_001 Před 4 lety +9

    that weird laugh though 😂😂 seem his life depends on it 😂😂

  • @seriesjunkie0074
    @seriesjunkie0074 Před 4 lety +89

    *_"Donald, fool me once, shame on you! Fool me 16.241 times and I'm your supporter."_*

    • @Scorpy666
      @Scorpy666 Před 4 lety

      Compared to the left it's nothing. Look at warren, bernie, hilary.
      Hillary had more private emails than 40k.

    • @Scorpy666
      @Scorpy666 Před 4 lety

      But i guess you're still a young hypocrit

    • @seriesjunkie0074
      @seriesjunkie0074 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Scorpy666 What?

    • @Scorpy666
      @Scorpy666 Před 4 lety

      @@seriesjunkie0074 who lied more trump or any democrat running for office?
      I can tell you trump lied less. So i'm not defending him.
      I'm calling you out for the hypocryt you are.
      Clear enough like this?

    • @kidcharlemagne3044
      @kidcharlemagne3044 Před 4 lety +7

      Michael de Spa that’s not how you spell hypocrite, but that’s hardly surprising considering you can’t even identify one.

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 Před 4 lety +33

    You didn't add the picture of his hair blowing in the wind, making him look like Voldemort 😂

  • @captainchef593
    @captainchef593 Před 3 lety +3

    And now, one year later, we are free.

  • @checksandbalances6714
    @checksandbalances6714 Před 4 lety +1

    Your comedy is a public service to America’s sanity - thank you !!

  • @verilyheld
    @verilyheld Před 4 lety +94

    I swear, he'll look in a mirror one day and say, "I don't know this guy."

    • @dimartec_
      @dimartec_ Před 4 lety +2

      verilyheld deserves 1million likes

    • @annazampi8088
      @annazampi8088 Před 4 lety

      Who does he think he is" Author Fonzereli". 👍👍 not even close
      Heyyy!

    • @AdamA-wg1ko
      @AdamA-wg1ko Před 4 lety

      I know, Kimmel isn't too funny lol

  • @kevinodonnell261
    @kevinodonnell261 Před 4 lety +16

    Jimmy, I've never devoted a second to any season of The Bachelor.

  • @JDMODJ
    @JDMODJ Před rokem +2

    People in audience are laughing at Jimmy’s joke, people around the world are laughing at Donal Trump.

  • @etiennepiette7418
    @etiennepiette7418 Před 4 lety +1

    From Europe, good job Jimmy _...

  • @Hollins23
    @Hollins23 Před 4 lety +16

    No one can deliver a monologue like Kimmel! I just love him!

  • @commentmaster2428
    @commentmaster2428 Před 4 lety +42

    *Jimmy :* Trump has lied *16,241* times.
    *Trump :* No!!
    *Jimmy :* 16,242

  • @RJavierYepesDeV
    @RJavierYepesDeV Před 4 lety +4

    "The Great uniter" ! Hahaha
    Excellent video!
    Quito-Ecuador
    2020

  • @basedsuntzu1163
    @basedsuntzu1163 Před 4 lety +3

    I feel like there's a Joker in the crowd.

  • @covand
    @covand Před 4 lety +117

    I'll never understand why so many people still trust that tyrant. Someone who lies that much clearly can't be trusted.

    • @unvoicingreaper66
      @unvoicingreaper66 Před 4 lety +6

      covand 4360 you obviously don’t know the definition of tyrant. That’s ok, I can’t expect all democrats to be educated.

    • @australiauk506
      @australiauk506 Před 4 lety +2

      Everyone Lies

    • @billyfraiser6298
      @billyfraiser6298 Před 4 lety +18

      it really does boggle the mind, knowing there are people who actually still support the idiot.

    • @jamesgrant3367
      @jamesgrant3367 Před 4 lety +7

      @@australiauk506 80 times per day though?

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 Před 4 lety +9

      @@australiauk506 Most normal people stop doing it when they get caught.

  • @WordslingingStephen
    @WordslingingStephen Před 4 lety +9

    Nostradumbass! Ha! Love it!

  • @rifflequeen
    @rifflequeen Před 4 lety

    Oh gawd, why does it seem like MORE!

  • @sxtarvs
    @sxtarvs Před 3 lety +40

    man trumps the reason why we americans look like the biggest joke :'(

    • @BryanCostner
      @BryanCostner Před 3 lety +5

      As a non American most people in my country looked America seems like a joke since Obama left office and Trump became president

    • @klumszy2479
      @klumszy2479 Před 3 lety +3

      Yep you're right

    • @suecuevas7073
      @suecuevas7073 Před 3 lety +1

      To who? we lead the world in most everything, guess if they want to make fun of someone, the rest of the world at least sets their sights high

    • @airproductions4383
      @airproductions4383 Před 3 lety

      i know right

    • @bow9384
      @bow9384 Před 3 lety +2

      @@suecuevas7073 please tell me all the things America leads the world in? I feel like this is a myth that every American is lead to believe growing up

  • @juanavargas7562
    @juanavargas7562 Před 4 lety +31

    The impeachment trial tomorrow is something I'm seriously going to be keeping tabs on even in class when I have time.
    The examples of the lies made my night, Was funny.

  • @ItsMackaa
    @ItsMackaa Před 4 lety +51

    Joker somewhere in the background you can hear him going “AHAHA”

  • @jman3937
    @jman3937 Před 3 lety +1

    Once the laugh is heard it cannot be unheard

  • @donnadrake5776
    @donnadrake5776 Před 20 dny +1

    I think it's more like
    29 thousand times!!

  • @johnanthony2333
    @johnanthony2333 Před 4 lety +119

    "Journalists will be confined to an area inside Mitch McConnell's throat pouch"

  • @ChakatNightspark
    @ChakatNightspark Před 4 lety +130

    think the biggest Lie I heard. Was the Story Trump told about having Mexico paying for the Wall.

    • @badspellin4621
      @badspellin4621 Před 4 lety +9

      Repeal and replace healthcare on day one with a cheaper version.
      INFRASTRUCTURE

    • @slackumjackum
      @slackumjackum Před 4 lety +1

      He actually turned mexico into the wall. And by the way one doesnt have to hand money over to pay for the wall. Implementing a trade deal where we profit far more than we have in 30 years more than pays for the wall.

    • @tanitaindelicato5649
      @tanitaindelicato5649 Před 4 lety +2

      Not the biggest one but a whopper

    • @tanitaindelicato5649
      @tanitaindelicato5649 Před 4 lety +6

      @@slackumjackum too much koolaid for you

    • @slackumjackum
      @slackumjackum Před 4 lety +1

      @@tanitaindelicato5649 prove me wrong

  • @jayslife6160
    @jayslife6160 Před 4 lety

    Thanks Jimmy Kimmel!
    People watch your show for comedy, not politics.
    But I guess these boring political videos you upload everyday are now considered “comedy” Your show is SO GREAT

  • @vikingpotet
    @vikingpotet Před 4 lety

    If I was there I would be the one laughing loud. I may or may not had a laugh attack during A
    An Annie Musical

  • @wendellmarthers3519
    @wendellmarthers3519 Před 4 lety +6

    Does McConnell have to wear a tie to keep his tongue from falling out of his mouth?

  • @budfudlackersucksputinscoc4702

    when honesty is valued,
    america will be great.

  • @kamion53
    @kamion53 Před 3 lety

    7000 more then visible stars in the nightsky. that really made it visible for me.

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg Před 3 lety +9

    *_“I’ve known jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” - stable genius, 2002_*

  • @budfudlackersucksputinscoc4702

    "........how do i make martin luther king jr. day about me?....."

    • @briobarb8525
      @briobarb8525 Před 4 lety +3

      That's an easy one for Trump. He's a narcissist!

    • @yogijones8527
      @yogijones8527 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm Trump briefly, I was elected on this day 3 years ago....... Selfish

  • @charzipuddin6129
    @charzipuddin6129 Před 4 lety +17

    Has it been only three years?? Gah, seems like three decades🥴

  • @moimiek9300
    @moimiek9300 Před 4 lety +1

    I am 16, from Germany, and really sorry for you Americans.

  • @mightking
    @mightking Před 3 lety

    im actually enjoying this show for once, this is really great production lmao

  • @jockumt7063
    @jockumt7063 Před 4 lety +11

    Donny Twittler is really giving Pinocchio a run for his money

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 Před 4 lety +142

    I’m still baffled why Trump didn’t burst into flames the moment he touched that Bible.

    • @logic7753
      @logic7753 Před 4 lety +7

      Flesh colored gloves?

    • @michaelweston7748
      @michaelweston7748 Před 4 lety +3

      Name one lie!

    • @taaj4403
      @taaj4403 Před 4 lety +5

      @@michaelweston7748 The perfect call?

    • @PitFriend1
      @PitFriend1 Před 4 lety +6

      Michael Weston Which one of the 16,000+ since Trump took office?

    • @abortretryfail9350
      @abortretryfail9350 Před 4 lety +4

      @@michaelweston7748 "I'm going to build a big, beautiful wall and _Mexico_ is going to pay for it?"

  • @user-zv6yb9oo1p
    @user-zv6yb9oo1p Před 4 lety +4

    I keep forgetting this is part of entertainment industry when I started taking US politics seriously.

  • @khirulaminur
    @khirulaminur Před 4 lety

    Wait up! They had Joaqim Phoenix in the crowd being shown the laughter prompter?

  • @luisc1480
    @luisc1480 Před 4 lety +17

    We need jimmy kimmel at the impeachment trial asking questions ✊🏽 ur the best

  • @cryptospin2060
    @cryptospin2060 Před 4 lety +26

    Whats your favorite lie? Mine is when he said that the noise from windmills cause cancer lol

    • @elisabethenglisch3835
      @elisabethenglisch3835 Před 4 lety +8

      The dishwashers and toilets thing.

    • @Munrubenmuz
      @Munrubenmuz Před 4 lety +4

      When he said the kidney has a special place in the heart.

    • @pfeiffdog0811
      @pfeiffdog0811 Před 4 lety +5

      I like to start with two early ones. That he won in a landslide and that his crowd size was bigger than Obama’s.

    • @kijones8883
      @kijones8883 Před 4 lety +1

      When he said Mexico's gonna pay for his useless wall

    • @shanehorvath9711
      @shanehorvath9711 Před 4 lety +1

      Raking forests will stop forest fires...but there are so many classics.

  • @gaddisonmail
    @gaddisonmail Před 4 lety +1

    Jimmy... I love you brother. Even though we are opposite in beliefs, politics and rhetoric, you are a true gem bro. Make America Laugh again! Lol

  • @rockinrobby19
    @rockinrobby19 Před 4 lety +1

    Kimmel walked into a room the other day and farted... EVERYONE said, “your voice has changed, *butt your breath smells the same.* “

  • @life_like_this__1777
    @life_like_this__1777 Před 4 lety +42

    The world without Donald trump .. that’s a world we all wanna live in 🤷🏼‍♂️🥂

    • @monemusic1428
      @monemusic1428 Před 4 lety

      "we all"
      How did he get elected if all of us hate him enough to not want to live in a world with him?

  • @ongogablogian3431
    @ongogablogian3431 Před 4 lety +110

    16,000 lies and a side order of fries, from our president.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +1

      He looks like someone tried to fry him and failed.

    • @youtuber6185
      @youtuber6185 Před 4 lety

      16,000 lies he told or were told about him? Trump could say it’s Sunday night and the left would report that in fact it’s Monday morning.... in Germany.

    • @stevewarwick2103
      @stevewarwick2103 Před 4 lety +1

      Don't forget the chicken nuggets!

    • @youtuber6185
      @youtuber6185 Před 4 lety

      Wait Whet but I hear the media lying about the context of what he’s saying. They said he said all Hispanics are rapists and he never said all Mexicans are rapists. When he corrected them they used that as one of HIS lies. I could give you 100 examples.

    • @youtuber6185
      @youtuber6185 Před 4 lety +1

      Wait Whet because the border is ran by rapists , drug dealers and murderers. When referring to these drug dealers and human traffickers that go back and forth across the borders it’s ok to call out the bad ones. Didn’t he say Mexico isn’t sending their best and brightest to the border? How can they both have “best” and “all rapists”????
      Context is everything

  • @myangelmathis123
    @myangelmathis123 Před 2 lety

    Jimmy Campbell you are awesome I just love you man

  • @Chieffinskidz
    @Chieffinskidz Před 3 lety +2

    Lmaoo my guy got impeached 2 times in a span of One year 😂😂😂

  • @andrewserbak1587
    @andrewserbak1587 Před 4 lety +7

    The one guy in the backs laugh got me dead