Words You Can't Call Trump
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- Donald Trump kicked off his 2020 re-election campaign in Orlando, Hope Hicks appeared before the House Judiciary Committee, and Jimmy interviews the ranking Republican on the committee who has a list of words that violate long standing congressional rules against impugning the integrity of the President. #FredWillard
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Can we add 'president' to the list of words we won't call DT?
Is Dip *hit worthwhile?
I DON'T I ca him donald
In five years
@Dan Dan Someone watches latenight
@@aaronehrhart2346 Right that's his name. That's who he is.
A cure for narcissism would be something.
Astrid Stoik omg ur disgusting
@@astridstoik6002 What do you consider draft dodging, left or right? And what do you consider state support for companies, left or right?
@@astridstoik6002 - nice photo! Are you male or female? I guess you don't know either.
@@stevers17 so sorry not so sorry that you have to live with your lowly self
Best economy in a very long time, lowest unemployment rates ever, massive tax cuts, finally doing something about illegal immigration and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Even if theres a cure for cancer developed somwhere in the future, it isn't trumps achievement
Hey, he thought of it first
Erik F impossible. Trump is incapable of thought.
He'll say he came up with the cure for cancer if it happened.
It's Obama's fault there isn't a cure now.
@@elquercu7116 Trump takes credit for everything good and blames everything bad on Obama
2019 - " we will cure cancer "
2020 - " corona virus will disappear eventually " ..😂
After the virus kills the cancer patients.
And he lied about both
Jesus, this family clearly demonstrates how important birth control is.
😂🤣😅
LMAO.
😂😂😂
Peter Brandt: They're all basically still living off Fred's estate---and the taxpayers.
@@Daberney Fred's estate was 250m. Trump worth billions and has 24k people working for the Trump organization. This is all public statistics.
my name is Donald J Trump. the J stands for genius.
Richard Yu 👏👏👏👏
Lol
Jenius*
Lmao🤣🤣😂😂
Richard Yu stands for jackass
Fred Willard is such a pro. He's a national treasure. ❤️
Pity the syphilis that has infected the Don’s brain can’t be cured now. 😂
he's cured cancer. i'm sure syphillis is next
MAGA = Make America Grab Again.
KAG = Keep America Grabbing.
Well... Draft Dodger Donnie did say, “It’s amazing, I can’t even believe it. I’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It’s like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave soldier,” “You know, if you’re young, and in this era, and if you have any guilt about not having gone to Vietnam, we have our own Vietnam - it’s called the dating game,” he said. “Dating is like being in Vietnam. You’re the equivalent of a soldier going over to Vietnam.” ... So yeah, the hell with him.
They all live n talk fantasies.i hope n prey that genetic of the Trump's fam dosent get any bigger
“2020 comedy tour”😂😂
Best economy in a very long time, lowest unemployment rates ever, massive tax cuts, finally doing something about illegal immigration and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Yoooo the level of sarcasm in this video about calling Trump names is from a different dimension. I love it! Keep it up Jimmy 🔥🔥👊
all jimmy can do is call names lmao instead of actually having an argument
@@ethanmerlin3581 @Grandpa ass grouper had me weak 😂
@@mainstay3282 um... english?
@@ethanmerlin3581 that roast line, when they called him Grandpa ass grouper.....
@@mainstay3282 oh sorry yea hahahhaha
“Eric’s dad” lmao
So sad that people believe him. 🤦♀️ SMH
Uncle Donnie is a damn fool.
Next thing you know he's talking about discovering the secret to time traveling
he'll need time travel to land someone on mars in the next 6 years
"We will come up with a cure for cancer and tue to our motto we will make it so expensive that only the top 1% can afford it period."
Thanos your point is...
@@sussybaka8643 cuz anyone with a brain knows Trump doesn't mean any of it.
Thanos
No. It’s just that he makes himself a joke. He says he is going to do something, but never does it.
@Thanos people already so who Donald Trump is, everything he says is for business or because he was manipulated to make this.
Plen122 yet he literally has been doing many things but you liberals wouldn’t know anything cause you don’t acknowledge anything
Trump Jr. looks like he's been eating out of the ashtray with that beard.
Trump Junior........OMG there are 2 of them on this planet.....😨😨😨
Remember the toy in the 70s and 80's - Wooley Willy? If not, google it. Looks just like dipshit jr!!!!😂
Hahaha
J Busa that what I thought.
He does.
The Hope Hicks commercial spot was genius!
Don't you mean Jenius.....lol
He wants her as much as the daughter. She is prettier and he can t take it. Keep away.... Hope keep away..,.he covets you too.
Human Chernobyl cracked me up .
“It makes sense he’d do it in the home of Disney cause his ideas are goofy and his base is snow white.”
-Stephen Colbert
the snow white part. Can go two ways. Hehe get the gist?
Or he’s campaigning in a swing state which is gonna help him for the election, but you probably don’t know what that means
Vloger 101 Yes I do. States who are undecided how they wanna vote for a presidential candidate. The candidates need those states to win.
@@jameskailburn626 take a Joke I mean the president is a joke so you should know alot about it
TEAM CLUTCH-Cala I’ll be honest, I don’t like the way he acts but believe it or not, he’s done a lot of good things for this country
Putin's Labradoodle!!!! OMG I needed that laugh, thanks!
"Can it make you disappear?" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 so good!!!
“There is a magic wand!”
This is what we have to look forward to.
you're watching a anti Trump video..... idiot
The_red_ barron he’s happy about having a magic wand you idiot not supporting trump
@@the_red_barron1002
I think he means this is the kind of idiocy we have to look forward too.
Pat Doyle shut up every democrat want to give illegal immigrants free education and have them not pay taxes. Conservatives are the only ones who know what their doing
KAG
Sir-grabs-alot lol
Magic wand? You mean magic mushroom 🖒
Love how he uses sentences with four- and five-letter words so his base can understand him. The longest word he uses is 'America'.
Sharole Burch Astronauts ? You probably didn’t know how to spell that, right? 😂😂 Obama gave $160 billion to Iran. 20% of your uranium to Russia. Michelle was a man. Trump has made Lowest unemployment since 1969, Lowest unemployment for all minority’s EVER. Economy is increasing faster ever since America was founded. He’s securing the southern border. Met with North Korean leader twice before any of the previous 44 couldn’t. Trump has pardoned tens of black people who were racially imprisoned based on their skin colour, yet he’s somehow “racist”. He was against the Iraqi war. He pulled troops from the Middle East which Obama never did. He stopped NAFTA. He stopped the Iran Deal. Obama funded ISIS (Fact!). Obama and his supporters are proud of the drone program which kills people past curfew in the Middle East. Yet you support Obama? Stop watching CNN and do some research yourself.
Its just proof you can't educate pork.
I think I love you after that statement.
Trump is a bottom feeder.
😂😂😂
Doesn't something have to be GREAT in order to keep it GREAT?
ikr he never “made it great” to begin with
Is America not the greatest country ever
U mean like creating lowest black unemployment in the countries history
Or reducing the national debt by 100billion in his 1st 100 days in office or the fact illegal immigration is down 67% or adding 298,000 jobs in the first month after inauguration and completely wiping out the isis strangle hold on the Syrian government or increased VA accountability in Congress.... is none of that great or should I keep going
It is great if you think it's not go find a non existent greater country
@@showtime1235 Oh you mean all the things that never happened? Yeah - keep going.
I thought hes been campaigning for 2020 since 2016
AMERICA IS IN DIRE NEED FOR A MORAL PERSON AS OUR PRESIDENT. ONE THAT HAS AN EDUCATION.
And, we finally got one.
@Brian B Either that, or at least one who can spell 'EDUCATION'!
@@dboyes623 You obviously live in some sort of parallel/alternate universe. if you think Trump has anything resembling an education.
I guess it's what happens when you give the dumbasses access to social media.
We have the best one ever
@@boostmobile2622 You poor delusional fool. 😨
"Eric's Dad" is one of the million forbidden words
😂😂😂😂
what's behind that?
@@SPIDERVENOM1000 it’s just Eric is a clown so trump being called his dad is the joke cause trump wouldn’t want you calling him Eric’s dad😂
Fred was sharp as a tack. Loved how he played "Eric's Dad" 8:01
I wonder how is Trump going to do all that, if he spends majority of the time on Twitter or just saying stupid things
And playing golf, on our hard earned dollars!
Did you not pay attention? There is a magic wand! Which also means the witch hunts are headed in the right direction!
Miguel Gonzalez ...You forgot, he has a magic wand. Abracadabra baby!
Miguel Gonzalez Don’t forget He Plays Golf a lot...........✌️
hey distracts the dumbass leftest on twitter so he can get things done!
"Vladimir Pumpkin" LOL.
This is a guy who wanted to build a mote around the wall with snakes and gators, or nuke hurricanes.
HE IS COMPLETELY DEMENTED AND YOU KEEP HIM IN the WH? WHY?
@Make America Great Again - DUMP TRUMP! he also said he buildt a big beautiful highway in Alaska and that highway doesn't exist
Remember 4 years ago when Bernie was the best choice but everyone said," hE iS gOnNa die before the term ends."
Bernie Sanders would bury this country.
@@BluegrassAndLimestone we're about to go to war with Iran, the markets drop when he tweets, the trade war is killing our farmers, the dollar is about to be replaced by the euro in international commerce, and we are losing our edge in science and technology. Yup, this country is definitely thriving under Trump!
@@BluegrassAndLimestone Bury this country in greatness!
@@BluegrassAndLimestone your country is buried NOW with this orange Undertaker, absolutly ANYONE would be better than this liyng psicopath.
@Mason Brown please go see a therapist... Really ...
My favorite “colostomy bag with a twitter account”!
Kevin Fallon I didn’t have a favourite I liked them all
dem·a·gogue
noun
a political leader who seeks support by appealing to the desires and prejudices of ordinary people rather than by using rational argument. SPOT ON TRUMP LOL
Null Void sounds like almost every politician to me
@@Gythem yeah pretty much, but especially trump's illiterate ass
Pretty much describes all politicians who call themselves "conservative," since they have no real position on any issues, since they don't operate in reality. They things their supporters think they know are all wrong.
Null Void vote for gayor Pete and quit bitching.
Yeah, Jimmy's like "Basically, they don't want us to call him any of the things he is" and based on that list, I was thinking, "Sounds like, doesn't it?"
Colostomy bag with a Twitter account!!!!!!
Classic :D
🎯💯👍
Oompa Colloopma 😂
The Spraytanic Verses 🤣
Plz make sure trumps pays upfront for his rallies else you never get paid ie venue and security
Hon that's coming out of ur pocket and mine.. 😔😟😕
@@thewellnessfacilitator1 Technically it shouldn't but since when does he care about laws, rules and regulations.
Gag me with a spoon LMAO HAHAHAHA I haven't heard that for a long time!
I love the Hope Hicks commercial. She just seems like a pretty girl who does nothing, answers nothing, ????
how can he come close to curing cancer when he throws out every qualified person who comes here to cure it in first place
Vibhu Yadav Not to mention slashing funding for cancer research.
News flash one person can’t cure cancer, not even joe Biden.
He was mocking Biden.
He wants to make sure Joe doesn't do it first.
Gabe De Young And certainly not Donald Trump
Lmao Guillermo so sweet 0:00
Like if you wanna give Guillermo a hug
You gonna give him a big sloppy kiss too?
Yea why not I’d love to
Ha gai
@@Abdullah-al-Maksiki 0k then... I'm gonna try to forget this conversation.....
😀😁😂😂😂😭 OMG LMAO..
They were all soo fitting how creative..👍
That look on his face as he speaks, when he stops to think "boy I'm great!" Alot like the expression that Mussolini had on his face when he spoke at his people..and yet he is leading the country?! The only way to keep him from continuing his behavior is to make sure he is not re-elected!
There is a magic wand?? HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE
The rich play the stocks when the GOP are in the White House. Nothing magic there.
Ask Obama, he said it wasn’t possible.
Maryam Dadar you have a low IQ I’m sorry that does really suck
@@jackh4484 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING“President Trump would need a magic wand to get to 4 percent GDP” - OBAMA
@@undeadhero5832 Obama never said that (memes are not reality and DJTJ is a schmuck) & Obama was the reason unemployment reached nearly 4%. What it hasn't done in almost 2 years, is change. Problem with that is flat wages and low job creation means an entire generation falling below the poverty line
How the f do we end up here, man, from Obama to Trump.
Yinjie Zhao Obama didn’t do anything
"KAG": "Kremlin Actually Governs"
I REALLY wanted to hit the ‘like’ button for EACH and EVERY one of the things that Trump is supposed to not be called, but my personal favorite was “grandpa-grabass”.
HOW was this felonious orangutan EVER put in the position of Commander in Chief?!?
Can we ever recover???
'Colostomy bag with a twitter account', and 'Human Chernobyl' sum up the 👶🍊💩 nicely!🤣🤣🤣
I love the shampoo ad. Reminds me of ScarJo's Complicit perfume, a brilliant sketch. Kudos to Kimmel's writing staff. Cheers!
Ooh! Ooh! How about Tronald McDonald?
"Uncle Scam" & "Uncle Yam" 🤣👍
'human chernobyl' is an insult to the blown reactor core
Trump blew his reactor core multiple times during his presidency.
That amount of deadly radiation from Chernobyl dropped off over the years but the amount of toxic crap that comes out of Trump's mouth just keeps on increasing.
😂
Things you cant call Trump: Smart, scholared, emphatic, articulate, insightful, faithful, inclusive and have served his country in the armed forces.
Things you can call Mayor Pete: Smart, scholared, emphatic, articulate, insightful, faithful, inclusive and have served his country in the armed forces.
That's true. If you say anything nice about Trump you get beaten or yelled at or shamed maybe spit on, or run out of restaurants, threatened, belittled, slandered, kicked off of TV (Steve Harvey, Tim Allen) and so on.
@jeff jones I hear ya. Those kids who've been separated from their parents, are being held in deplorable conditions. I understand that they're immigrants. However, that doesn't make them any less human. What's worse is that they're little kids. A few of them have even died while under the care of an orange, ignorant, imbecile (Trump). That's NOT how you treat others! It's NOT how you treat children! You GIANT, orange, baboon's ass!
Lets bring murderers to our county!!
Nebarus Duuuh. He’s serving as commander in chief. Go vote for gayor Pete. You’ll fit in.
and he has through his words and actions proven he has non of the mentioned qualities. Plus he is an draftdodger and thats un-american! He might then have been supreme overload of the galaxy and I would still criticize him. Btw, Homophobia does not bring one closer to the smart or inclusive list either.
There are many things you can't call Spanky. Honest, kind, considerate, caring, selfless, generous, intelligent, literate...
Can I get a full list of names to call Trump. I mean seriously some of those were just pure poetry. XD
Does the J in Donald J Trump stand for jaundice? He's so bizarre looking...
John, the fact you judge someone on their looks shows what a small person you must be.
@@the_red_barron1002 hahahahaha--the pot calling the kettle, black. this is an unbelievably ignorant defence of THE singularly most vicious, name-calling, insulting DUNCE we've ever had the misfortune of having occupy our white house. IN fact, his people have admitted he's SO hung up on his 'looks' he insists on using a tanning bed every morning in the white house, and then his makeup artist has to ensure he 'looks' what he thinks of as 'tanned' every time he goes on camera. they're doing a piss-poor job, frankly. he looks like a raccoon with those stupid goggle-induced white circles around his tiny eyes (you get those from lying in a tanning-bed with the goggles on). frankly i'm surprised he wears the goggles...he who stared at the solar eclipse with no eye protection after being warned repeatedly not to. this 'same' hero of yours who repeatedly insulted women FOR THEIR LOOKS! So when are you going to call your 'beloved' presidunce 'a small person'?
@jeff jones funny cuz I'm a Republican and I don't judge a book by its cover. 🤔🤔
@@ElizabethGS 👏👏👏👏
Stands for (the) Joker?
"There is a magic wand! Every time dad takes it out of his pants, Melania disappears!"
It's more like.. every time daddy Trump takes it out of his pants, another idiot is born!!!
The proper joke would be
every time he waves his wand, ivanka appears
Pat Doyle First he has to find it!!!
@@darlenesmith943
Good point.
They don't drink or party. Poor woman has to do him straight.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time !!! You nailed Jimmy K ! Keep it up , with out making fun of what's going with him would be sad !!!
The magic wand called "borrowing!" From the family that doesn't pay it back...
OK I have to pause that and transcribe all those names, it's just too good a list to pass up!
Stormy Daniels has already proven there is no magic wand ... 🍄 !
It may be the only thing that Melania and Stormy will ever agree on! 🤣🍄🤣🍄🤣🤭🤭🤭!!!
It's a magic mushroom.
Groucho Marxism: I was gonna say that!
what about Monica Lewinsky ? Did you ask her first?
UndeadHero: Ask her what?
UndeadHero: First of all, Monica Lewinsky was not Clinton's "secretary". Second, according to the parties concerned, everything that happened between Bill and Monica was entirely consensual. Finally, it's not the sex with Stormy and Karen that's gotten Trump in trouble; it's the fact that his lawyer testified under oath that Trump directed him to pay hush money to these women, which is a felony violation of Federal election laws. By the way, you do realize that the Republican house impeached Clinton, don't you?
I've subscribed. Currently binge watching clips at the moment. Hilarious 😂
Keep the good work Jimmy !!!!
Colostomy bag with a Twitter account😂😂😂😭😭😱
The others were good, but that was probably my favorite.
You mean colostormy?
A colostomy bag would make more sense than tRump.
@@jcsrst How bout a first man?
Brainles blob is farting again
Words You Can’t Call Trump?
My first thought: competent.
big hand is another
Or honest.
Compassionate
@The Resistance You can say that again.
American
It's good to see Fred Willard still around. Sadly, he's old and shaky, buy hey, he can still nail the routine!
I noticed his hands were shaky too. He's so awesome.
You're going to be old and shaky yourself some day.
THANK GOD FOR JIMMY KIMMEL
Words you can't call Dump: compassionate, truthful, faithful, a good leader, fair, fatherly or clever.
L. Faraday preach
Yeep. He is stupid for sure. But look at you, probably posting it from your mama's basement. What a success story you are.
Lilia Sahanova i’m literally in hs
just syd
Good job.
Integrity-keeping, ethical, intelligent, mature, fluent...
The one black guy on the left is Uncle Ruckus from Boondocks💀
Ruckus is totally there no doubt
@Steel Hammerhands too true lol
I've seen that guy behind Trump in several rallies.
There's an interview with a guy who talks about being chosen to sit on stage at a rally. He's seen reacting negatively and then escorted off stage and held by Secret Service for the rest of the show. Great interview.
And they say Democrats used to be the racists 😉😂
VOTE Blue!! End the gop lunacy
John O you bettcha. Let’s get in front of Gayor Pete. Maddow, Lemon, Anderson Cooper. The sodom and Gomorrah party. 🥰
Come to Arkansas and try taking my guns. Trump 2020
Great post! Comedy is the only healthy way to absorb political news. Thanks for posting
Bloatus. I lovvvve that. Way to go Fred 😄😄😄😄
By the way that's how he counts his money.
Every 20k is a million
Haha
still way more than you
@@danielrivelli2156 Nobody knows that. Don't forget Ivanka's interview when she said, "daddy pointed to a homeless man and said that guy has 5 billion more than me".
You are assuming Donny is telling you the truth.
Daniel Rivelli and way more than you! BOOM Gotcha! Oh You thought your childish reply here was smart or a good clap back?! lol! Please...
Love Fred he's delivery is perfection
Mar a lard ass was pretty hilarious lol
Someone had fun writing these.
"Human Chernobyl" i am DEAD! 😂😂😂
Eric's Dad or Donald's Son
Wonder what's more insulting 😅
Smart, fit, honest, billionare, president, i mean those are a few that we can't call trump, since he isn't any of them.
He is a president and a billionare
What's with Drumph's bad Mussolini impression there?
He been doing that for a while now. Look at Previous rallies.
The only good Mussolini impression is when someone is turned feet up, face down.
@claire bigelow okay, my feces is too good for trump family. And my cat and puppy feel the same way.
@@65wiseman Well, Trump's an insult to everything he touches, but I ain't worried in this case. :)
@@PobortzaPl Hopefully, it's in the works. Trump may start the Second Civil War. If so, he WILL do some version of the Hanged Man Tarot Card. He tried to Mussle Ini to the office, we can take care of the rest as soon as we don't have to worry about harming Secret Service folks. It's not THEIR fault that the current inhabitant is a wanna-be fascist monster....
May the gawds bless Fred Willard..
Well, you didn't watch Trump on CNN as they cut away after 40,000 people chanted 'CNN sucks'. Lol
Yes. We can and yes we will. You sir must go first.
What are you gonna do? Write trump 2020 on all of his videos??
Oh no, the Delirium Tremens Junior, is crazier than the Snr. Abra ca freakn' dabra.... magic wand....
You might want to look into that statment, might surprise you.
@@gazdubai try a look at XRP - it's into a rising market right now... (valuable tip.... ) DT likes it, too.........fact
The best way to insult 45 is to never say his name. It's the best way to insult his fragile vanity.
Can't say his name
who is he Voldemort?
@@jamesagwe2981 never said can't. I just know many people like 45. The best way to get under his skin is to ignore him. You know like his dad did...
Completely agree !
I say everyone ignore him. Don't follow his orders, don't eliminate the environmental regulations, don't cage the immigrants, don't go to Iran. He'd die of a stroke.
Kimmel you're a fool. Funny!!! I dig your show!!!
"KAG!".
Jesus.
Trump appeared to be doing a {great, by the way} impersonation of Alec Baldwin.
wtf was that?
Sir gropes a lot 😅😅
You mean where Jimmy Kimmel asks underage girls to grope his groin through his pants?
That list makes a good set of cue cards. They don't want "obstruction of justice" to be said? Cancel all the hearings!
Love Fred Willard and so very sorry he's not with us.
Twitler sounds like Commandant Lassard from Police Academy! 😂😂
A colostomy bag with a Twitter account. 😎😎😎
Maxx Dragon almost spit my coffee, not because it’s true, but the choice of words🥴
A great Jeopardy question.What is a colostomy bag with a wig and a bad spray tan?
Who called him human Chernobyl😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Words you can't call...smart, honest.
"Words You Can't Call Trump" would include: Smart, Giving, HONEST, Trustworthy, reliable just to name a few.
That's because you are delusional.
@@dboyes623 You're drunk, go home.
@@hughjass9919 When you finally pass the 3rd grade holla back at me and we can talk then.
DJ Soundz Entertainment alright, Holla
@@djsoundzentertainment42 that's what you ignorant people do, reply with stupid come back s that have no basis. Then you call names instead of having to form any real response. I say you are delusional, and stand by it and you just proved my point. Sad.
Alec, are you watching? SOOO much great material for your next SNL opener!
Hardly fair. No-one has uttered a single original Trump joke for years now. It's the same "opener" on every channel, every night.
Alec says he's not going to do Trump any more.
“Eric’s dad” ....😂😂
What about " Commander-In-Queef"? 😂😂
hey trump you are all the words i can’t say 🤷♂️