Adapting to Donald Trump's Lies: The Daily Show

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  • čas přidán 29. 11. 2016
  • Even after Donald Trump's mendacious 2016 presidential campaign, the media is still grappling with how to report on the now-president-elect's blatant falsehoods.
    Watch full episodes of The Daily Show now -- no login required: www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-sho...
    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.
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  • @raedsaleh8892
    @raedsaleh8892 Před 7 lety +803

    if i had a dollar loan for every lie trump said, I'd have a small loan of a million dollar. Lol

    • @GangnamWalrus
      @GangnamWalrus Před 7 lety +18

      If I did the same for Bernie, I'd have enough to educate everyone in his America. 'Cuz it's free.

    • @rainforestsz
      @rainforestsz Před 7 lety +2

      Please elaborate, with facts :-)

    • @TheBruceKeller
      @TheBruceKeller Před 7 lety +2

      If I had a dollar for every person Hillary knows that's died on a plane or by suicide I'd have enough to take a bus instead of a plane.

    • @thegnomeriseofthepopcornra7315
      @thegnomeriseofthepopcornra7315 Před 7 lety +13

      Bruce Keller pics or it didn't happen.

    • @militaryvetandfather
      @militaryvetandfather Před 7 lety +5

      A million you say? Try proving 100 dollars worth! Evidence please.

  • @ashmitanandy
    @ashmitanandy Před 7 lety +2543

    The toddler impression!! 😂😂

    • @jacobevans489
      @jacobevans489 Před 7 lety +45

      Ashmita Nandy
      I dont think Id shoulded be president

    • @whiteraven550
      @whiteraven550 Před 7 lety +15

      Ashmita Nandy perfect

    • @rob8872
      @rob8872 Před 7 lety +26

      and the tiny hands in the elevator...

    • @TheGerm24
      @TheGerm24 Před 7 lety +25

      The British soldier impression was pretty funny as well.

    • @jacobevans489
      @jacobevans489 Před 7 lety +29

      toxic anaconda
      4 but really 2. But hey in the mean time its gonna be funny as fuck watching this idiot ruin any and all credit he has with the public. Our country is to great to be ruined by one fool so I aint worried. I just can't wait for aloryou trump supporters to see him puss out on all his big plans. Have fun seeing all your ideas and simplistic beliefs fall flat on their faces.

  • @marclor4598
    @marclor4598 Před 4 lety +2006

    Trevor just literally taught me how to properly confront a toddler.

    • @StrawberyCowM
      @StrawberyCowM Před 4 lety +30

      Lmao true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @rihannavevoc2168
      @rihannavevoc2168 Před 4 lety +34

      ZayKyMC he wrong my artistic granddaughter goes on n on n own I have to play the ice cream game whoever can be quite or no ice cream it works 😂😂😂😂

    • @houdini9739
      @houdini9739 Před 3 lety +27

      Literally planning to try this next time my 9 y/o sis throws a tantrum. Wish me luck!

    • @oanaboiciuc3067
      @oanaboiciuc3067 Před 3 lety +6

      🤣😂

    • @munirayusuf4062
      @munirayusuf4062 Před 3 lety +5

      so true

  • @alexs6545
    @alexs6545 Před 4 lety +1534

    4 years later... this is still so damn relevant.

    • @ianfrankegordon8451
      @ianfrankegordon8451 Před 4 lety +12

      Yep

    • @meganfranco4260
      @meganfranco4260 Před 4 lety +17

      omg hiii im on a quarintine politics run bc i have nothing better to do

    • @stoneadventure2018
      @stoneadventure2018 Před 3 lety +4

      If you can decrypt these two sentences, I will give you 1 Euro.
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    • @Exodius101
      @Exodius101 Před 3 lety +5

      3 years but yeah

    • @weitang1196
      @weitang1196 Před 3 lety +4

      You know what will never change? D J Trump...

  • @michaeldunson2531
    @michaeldunson2531 Před 7 lety +476

    Never before in our history have we elected a person that lie openly to the people and they love him for it.

    • @revolution94ful
      @revolution94ful Před 7 lety +5

      Michael Dunson Thank the sjw garbage. As long as pc outrage continues, we'll keep getting trump

    • @vinsanity1976
      @vinsanity1976 Před 7 lety +2

      Michael Dunson unless you count William Jefferson Clinton and Obama.

    • @Zentesukien
      @Zentesukien Před 7 lety +26

      really shows how that half of America that voted for him are racist and stupid.

    • @TheIDGE
      @TheIDGE Před 7 lety +15

      This old trope, how much of the debt racked up under Obama is attributable the bushes wars, Medicare part D, which had no payment mechanism and was a giveaway to pharmaceutical companies and massive tax cuts for the wealthy? How much to the crash due to non-existent banking regulation during bush? Any contribution made due to Obama's policies is small change compared to what was dump on him.

    • @brittanyalana5151
      @brittanyalana5151 Před 7 lety +3

      I recommend watching this video. He is good at giving off false information. Especially numbers & stats. But it also proves what a fraud he is, and many other issues. Like his relations to KKK, His relations to Russia. His beef with Mexico, and why he is so interested in a wall. From little things to major dirt. I am surprised it didn't become as popular to watch as "Clinton Cash" did, back when they were running. It even shows him & Romney have been buddies for years. He endorsed Romney back in the election against Obama. And it shows where him & the Clintons have always been friends. All that shit he talked during campaign about Hillary was for show.
      czcams.com/video/x8095BqQsVU/video.html

  • @brohiddlesby7010
    @brohiddlesby7010 Před 7 lety +695

    Anyone still mourning the death of facts? I am.

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan Před 7 lety +1

      Stop lyin

    • @morbotheconquer
      @morbotheconquer Před 7 lety +20

      Burton Junkie Evidence shows that yes actually they would. Also, they both probably view themselves as artists of sorts, comedians, a grouo of people who just wants the largest audience possible with the most freedom possible, aka America. Uk is small audience, South Africa is not much freedom historically.

    • @deka360
      @deka360 Před 7 lety +19

      Burton Junkie you are a stupid person, for your sake, I hope this isn't the first time somebody has told you......You are a stupid person.

    • @halflifemasta
      @halflifemasta Před 7 lety

      don/t you have a girlfriend thats getting pounded by a black guy to watch for your pleasure

    • @godminnette2
      @godminnette2 Před 7 lety +25

      Oh really? You think that Trevor Noah is an Englishman who came here to get rich? You think they are lesser citizens than you because they weren't born here? You presume their intelligence based on their political views despite the fact that they provide facts and evidence and you haven't? Why do you think this? Do you have examples of these things, evidence for this?
      Hey, speaking to toddlers like you *is* kinda fun. But I'm going to provide some facts for you anyways.
      Trevor Noah was successful before he came here from South Africa, and the policies he advocates for are anti-rich, so don't delude yourself. He came here because he wanted more freedom (being mixed made him basically considered subhuman in SA), but is seeing it trampled now and is scared. Did you watch his segment on the President of South Africa? Things are getting worse back in his home country.
      Noah and Oliver have every right to speak their mind, it's their first amendment right. They are more active in our civil duties than you are, considering they inform many people of facts and beliefs, and provide comedic relief for our country in a time of need. They also have provided awareness to various charities and have done a great deal of work with them. They are here because they love the country and want to see it improve. John Oliver is a whistleblower for issues in America that many do not know of, pointing out scandal and fraud and injustice. His series on the American legal system is outstanding. Noah has specifically aided in preparing for Trump and provided good insight on how Trump behaves, something many Americans need to know. They do it with great professionalism, something that you clearly don't have, calling people libitards and speaking in all capitals.
      Also, you've never watched a comedian in Britain. The most default humor there is: make fun of the British. I mean, even in America John Oliver still makes fun of the British, he does self deprecation every episode.

  • @nurinjazlinarazali7613
    @nurinjazlinarazali7613 Před 4 lety +1026

    A wise scholar once said , “ I can win when arguing with smart people, but I can never win with stupid ones.”

    • @mj-f7135
      @mj-f7135 Před 4 lety +13

      totally right

    • @jckprobability5204
      @jckprobability5204 Před 3 lety +5

      Trump 2020....No to killary, demonrats and obama who destroyed a beautiful and prosperous country LIBYA...Shame on them...

    • @kewebco
      @kewebco Před 3 lety +15

      @@jckprobability5204 wow. now THAT is priceless.
      darwin...shut up!

    • @akuunebi4536
      @akuunebi4536 Před 3 lety +2

      That's bcos those so called wise ones are actually the stupid ones

    • @hl8216
      @hl8216 Před 3 lety +6

      another wise scholar once said "people who interrupt frequently and unnecessarily are mostly fools"

  • @TakeTheRedOne1st
    @TakeTheRedOne1st Před 5 lety +1262

    Just watched this (in 2019) and damn... Trevor really did accurately predict a lot of things about Trump.

    • @Luucidfl
      @Luucidfl Před 4 lety +30

      Just watched this a little after trump got impeached

    • @vidhyavighasinikanagaraj7702
      @vidhyavighasinikanagaraj7702 Před 4 lety +19

      It's new year's eve 2019 and it's hilarious to watch it now lol

    • @ianian2425
      @ianian2425 Před 4 lety +25

      2020 now, he got acquitted but he went on to keep lying

    • @ianfrankegordon8451
      @ianfrankegordon8451 Před 4 lety +6

      I am in lockdown from covid 19

    • @stamatiamichelaki5008
      @stamatiamichelaki5008 Před 4 lety +5

      2020: the USA is falling down,
      Falling down, falling down
      The USA is falling down!!!
      Farewell ma lady

  • @metleon
    @metleon Před 7 lety +2236

    Compares Trump to a toddler. Doesn't even mention his tiny hands.

    • @Guccius_Maximus
      @Guccius_Maximus Před 7 lety +135

      Nicholas Hartle when he was talking about him pressing all the buttons on the elevator like a toddler they showed a picture of small hands with the person wearing a suit lol.

    • @metleon
      @metleon Před 7 lety +9

      Yeah but he didn't actually say "tiny hands".

    • @m0d3rn4g3
      @m0d3rn4g3 Před 7 lety +65

      Yeah, but he doesn't need to. Haven't you heard of the saying "a picture is worth a thousand words"?

    • @ABN6565
      @ABN6565 Před 7 lety +14

      Nicholas Hartle Sipping some Patron and lost it all by reading you post.
      I just seen a Trump cardboard cutout with tiny hands. lmmfao

    • @enfinnity_9484
      @enfinnity_9484 Před 7 lety +23

      It showed tiny hands on the elevator pic.

  • @samatarahmed3706
    @samatarahmed3706 Před 7 lety +1959

    Imagine accidentally leaking nuke launch codes on twitter

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 Před 7 lety +75

      they were 000000 for like 4 decades, it won't matter

    • @MrMlbfan6
      @MrMlbfan6 Před 7 lety +4

      great scourings 💯💯💯

    • @armaniac661
      @armaniac661 Před 7 lety +54

      tried 000000, somehow ended up downloading the entire history of helicopters from Pornhub. You lied, man!

    • @dennispremoli7950
      @dennispremoli7950 Před 7 lety +5

      Well then what? Its not liek you got access to a nuke and they can change them in minutes

    • @anobjectiveninja
      @anobjectiveninja Před 7 lety +39

      You can't do anything with just the codes... I hope he leaks information about Area 51...

  • @Forgetmenot11.11
    @Forgetmenot11.11 Před 7 lety +580

    Trevor, Trevor, TREVOR, you are the right dose of medicine to depression... Keep up the great job.

  • @nagelysmuniz5136
    @nagelysmuniz5136 Před 5 lety +1800

    Trevor Noah, you should run for President of The United States.

  • @HakeemIsMyWorld
    @HakeemIsMyWorld Před 7 lety +1316

    What kills me about Trump supporters is that when you make a statement about Trump, they don't defend Trump by saying "that's not true he did this and this" they say one or two things; either they say Hillary is worse or the media is biased. He is going to be the president it is time to stop giving him a pass and look at him only and really critique him

    • @YouTube.Algorithmic.F___kery
      @YouTube.Algorithmic.F___kery Před 7 lety +6

      Then you need to do the same with Obama because the media gave him a complete pass. His communications guy even joked about how easy it was to dupe the media.

    • @HakeemIsMyWorld
      @HakeemIsMyWorld Před 7 lety +125

      l11219 see, there you go. so now you're comparing to Obama instead of Hillary

    • @TMIDiva
      @TMIDiva Před 7 lety +68

      It's like being a liar means nothing to these people. Obama has been this mellow intellectual with tons of dignified ethics and the ranting Trump was screaming that he wasn't even BORN in this country? That sort of off the wall crap and his OBVIOUS fondness for his own name plastered on everything? Apparently, they are trying to redefine what passes for decency.

    • @thugger2176
      @thugger2176 Před 7 lety +2

      TMIDiva can you prove obama didn't find isis? Exactly

    • @TheRico725
      @TheRico725 Před 7 lety +45

      Thugger21 can you prove he did? exactly

  • @Barnacules
    @Barnacules Před 7 lety +813

    "Pics or it didn't happen".

    • @user-bm3rc3os6d
      @user-bm3rc3os6d Před 7 lety +33

      This needs to be a hashtag used after every Tweet sent to Trump.

    • @tai-cx5vj
      @tai-cx5vj Před 7 lety +4

      Barnacules Nerdgasm Go get some more fucking Titan X's you damn Nerd, I fucking love you

    • @PanicbyExample
      @PanicbyExample Před 7 lety +12

      "pics or it didn't happen" is a pretty popular meme... truth is trump used one big plug to put himself in front of fact checking (anti-mexican rhetoric), the same way he used one big plug to get his tv show (myth of brand success) without that opening the same way trevor has his show or a standard politician has their office, he could be more easily ignored... he can't stop tweeting because he has no attention span or capacity for governance and that's the story the media is being shunned from reporting and is risking reducing the presidency to being a job anybody could phone in
      "pics or it didn't happen" might reach reasonable people who need something to believe in and were hoping he would become more coherent but his base is still going to be beyond the reach of that, so he's going to keep up twittering...... shit i just depressed myself back to two weeks ago... i'm sorry man, i thought i was going somewhere with this

    • @HannesRadke
      @HannesRadke Před 7 lety +6

      dangerous in the age of Photoshop (+lot of unemployed graphic artists :P)

    • @yu-tengchang527
      @yu-tengchang527 Před 7 lety

      Hannes Radke

  • @comicocalypse5620
    @comicocalypse5620 Před 4 lety +72

    That Ted Cruz trick was gold. I wactually WAS thinking of Ted Cruz, when he asked who is the "slimiest politician you can think of."

  • @SatoshiKenji
    @SatoshiKenji Před 4 lety +256

    The core of the problem : everytime Trump tweet something, someone reacts. Let's make a challenge of a day : do not respond Trump tweets for a day. No retweets, no comment, nothing.

    • @jckprobability5204
      @jckprobability5204 Před 3 lety

      Trump 2020....No to killary, demonrats and obama who destroyed a beautiful and prosperous country LIBYA...Shame on them...

    • @raleighitesquirrel
      @raleighitesquirrel Před 3 lety +6

      That'd last like 2 minutes xD

    • @lloydallgood2481
      @lloydallgood2481 Před 3 lety +7

      @@jckprobability5204 are you Russian?trump jumped on a Obama economic train chugging along and takes credit for it.even trump can't stop this economy. Not right away anyway

    • @tsinquisition3455
      @tsinquisition3455 Před 3 lety

      @Victor Hugo you have lost the challenge 😂

    • @beetle6746
      @beetle6746 Před 3 lety +1

      He would legit start a small war if they ignore him a three year old doesn’t even crave attention like that

  • @mtunis
    @mtunis Před 7 lety +1261

    Wait, we are just NOW noticing the similarities between Trump and a toddler? Where the hell has everyone been for the past year?

    • @andresb4295
      @andresb4295 Před 7 lety +6

      mtunis i bet you're one of those people 😀

    • @andresb4295
      @andresb4295 Před 7 lety

      mtunis 😄

    • @mtunis
      @mtunis Před 7 lety +32

      Oh man, you sure got me! Aren't you a smart one? Please do tell me more, that you as a stranger, know about me!

    • @andresb4295
      @andresb4295 Před 7 lety

      mtunis ive been watching you 😈👹👿👺👽💀👻

    • @Chavee496tee
      @Chavee496tee Před 7 lety +6

      mtunis
      Judging from your 'emoticons' you've been posting these messages between 'nipple breaks', right?

  • @RNathalieMusic
    @RNathalieMusic Před 7 lety +252

    Ugh i wish this nightmare would just end!!! Trevor is literally the only time I laugh at the news now!

    • @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158
      @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158 Před 7 lety +16

      Rhona Nathalie Well, everybody laughs AT Fox News people, that counts.

    • @CHEYMIX
      @CHEYMIX Před 7 lety

      +Imperator Caesar Divi Filius Augustus made my day

    • @simransimran9339
      @simransimran9339 Před 7 lety +34

      Imperator Caesar Divi Filius Augustus The scary thing is that now even Kelly over at fox seems to make sense.
      You know it's bad when fox is fact checking.

    • @Bigbadbo121
      @Bigbadbo121 Před 7 lety +1

      Elaborate

  • @blackeyedsusan727
    @blackeyedsusan727 Před 4 lety +30

    Why is his advice to the news media STILL relevant years later?!

  • @laurasmith8136
    @laurasmith8136 Před 3 lety +28

    I hate that I actually switched between politicians in my head for a second and decided on Cruz and when Trevor Noah guessed it I gasped like a child watching a magician pull their card.

  • @sneakydogz1
    @sneakydogz1 Před 7 lety +679

    I love how Trevor has really found his voice since the election.

    • @natedavis5332
      @natedavis5332 Před 5 lety +10

      I find it ironic he won the election why is he worried about voters fraud

    • @nuqmanmursyid569
      @nuqmanmursyid569 Před 4 lety +8

      @@natedavis5332 maybe because he doesn't want anyone to know that he himself benefitted from it

  • @gladsita1483
    @gladsita1483 Před 7 lety +1301

    who else thinks that Noah is a Legend in the making

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 Před 7 lety +16

      Glad Sita He's becoming more of a journalist and less of a comedian who panders to millennials. We're all gonna cry when Trump has him shot on live TV.

    • @AR7271
      @AR7271 Před 7 lety +2

      He isn't any sort of legend. He is too afraid to debate me. That makes him a chump, not a legend.

    • @RealKillaKO
      @RealKillaKO Před 7 lety +18

      AR7271 and who are you? Does he know you want to debate?

    • @gladsita1483
      @gladsita1483 Před 7 lety +2

      +Chanel Davis LeGend is a big word Chanel thread carefully Jon Stewart is a Legend Oprah is a Legend I Luv Trevor but u can't compare him to a Legend he is on the way tho but he hasn't arrived yet

    • @Avozsolitaria
      @Avozsolitaria Před 7 lety +2

      It really depends what happens after and during the Trump Tyranny. If he goes after Trump, great. If he then turns around and let's Democrats get away with corporate welfare and bullshit euphemisms like "clean coal" then he'll just be another Viacom pawn.

  • @spookymulder1171
    @spookymulder1171 Před 4 lety +62

    There is a turkish saying which says"One crazy threw a stone into the fountain, now 40 clever man trying to get it out."
    Now i know who this crazy person is.

  • @proculusjulius7035
    @proculusjulius7035 Před 4 lety +83

    The way he said "I don't think I should be president " in a toddler's voice had me LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Beatnikzombie
    @Beatnikzombie Před 7 lety +279

    I used this method with a Trump supporter the other day and it ended kind of like that.

  • @Alezey574
    @Alezey574 Před 7 lety +321

    This is the realest shit i've ever heard....

  • @ericksolis7820
    @ericksolis7820 Před 4 lety +23

    That terminator analogy was brilliant.

  • @sanktkaj1781
    @sanktkaj1781 Před 5 lety +28

    I love how you can hear some ladies screaming "Yes" when he said "You're thinking of Ted Cruz"

  • @bethschaefer2482
    @bethschaefer2482 Před 7 lety +369

    I never thought Trevor Noah would be my new hero. Him and John Oliver. Thank God for them for keeping us sane in this insanity.

    • @mariesinging7654
      @mariesinging7654 Před 4 lety +5

      Trevor I saw your visit to your grandmother. But I'm afraid your grandmother would not understand the silliness of America. Because Africa is busy trying to make a living. God bless her.

    • @houdini9739
      @houdini9739 Před 3 lety +6

      Seth Meyers is pretty great too. I watch him Trevor to get my news without getting too depressed at the state of the country.

  • @nancydan1234
    @nancydan1234 Před 7 lety +83

    This has to be the best commentary I've heard in a long time! I was told long ago that once you enter into an argument with a child you've already lost.
    I've been wondering why journalists keep taking the bait on the outrageous statements made. I don't need a bunch of news channels regurgitating and dramatizing stories already blasted on social media. They've all become complacent and lazy if you ask me. This is all a distraction from the real issues! Journalists need to wake up, do their job, investigate and report real news.

    • @Chavee496tee
      @Chavee496tee Před 7 lety +1

      Nancy Dan When the journalists are residing in a 69 year old lying, corrupted soiled rear-end, what else but pure faeces can we expect?

    • @kohsmoger1567
      @kohsmoger1567 Před 7 lety +1

      We can report what he does, what bills he signs and who he appoints not what he tweets. It's honestly a waste of time.

    • @nancydan1234
      @nancydan1234 Před 7 lety +6

      Agreed, that was my point. Stop reporting on his dumb tweets, report on decisions he's making and policies he's changing. I shudder to think what will happen to my taxes and social security over the next few years.

    • @Dzillarable
      @Dzillarable Před 7 lety +1

      dont watch the main stream media ; its very bias you can see.

    • @katnipT3013
      @katnipT3013 Před 7 lety +3

      Nancy Dan You are so right.
      Wake up news journalists, stop allowing him to bait you and follow through until Dump gives you a valid, sensible response. He has obviously completely intimidated the journalists to a point of frustration.. Time to. man up!

  • @kathermov
    @kathermov Před 3 lety +7

    If it wasn’t for the live audience, I would be thought this was posted yesterday

  • @RakhiDhavale
    @RakhiDhavale Před 7 lety +8

    That toddler impression is a great example ! Lol 😂😂

  • @sunofgod480
    @sunofgod480 Před 7 lety +49

    Never thought anybody could replace Jon Stewart....this dude is amazingly good

  • @georget.khumalo4365
    @georget.khumalo4365 Před 7 lety +157

    "Logic, the downfall of every toddler," Lol, Hillarious, yet true

  • @rayyansaadabbasi5952
    @rayyansaadabbasi5952 Před 4 lety +95

    Logic is the downfall of every toddler.
    Trevor Noah should be receiving a knighthood.

  • @xyleth6915
    @xyleth6915 Před 7 lety +457

    At least someone is saying, "pics or it didn't happen."

    • @Sully3000
      @Sully3000 Před 7 lety +11

      that part cracked me up XD

    • @GreebleClown
      @GreebleClown Před 7 lety +10

      Sully 1147 This might actually work...

    • @erinquon8397
      @erinquon8397 Před 7 lety +4

      Xyleth that was the perfect way to end it

    • @olivergarcia2304
      @olivergarcia2304 Před 7 lety +1

      John Doe 878393719 Gut erklärt. Stimmt, was Du da hingetippt hast. Kriegst von mir 'ne +1.

    • @gentleman_oni
      @gentleman_oni Před 7 lety +12

      It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out

  • @selfmadetrillin2581
    @selfmadetrillin2581 Před 7 lety +759

    Q: How do you know you're reading one of Donald Trumps books?
    A: It starts at Chapter 11

  • @lacypardee777
    @lacypardee777 Před 4 lety +23

    I love Trevor SO MUCH! He’s the only show (other than occasionally watching the office) I watch every day.

  • @g.g9897
    @g.g9897 Před 4 lety +17

    Stop insulting toddlers they pay attention to grown up (sometimes) 😂

  • @robynsegg
    @robynsegg Před 7 lety +268

    It's obvious that the closer he gets to The White House the more he is mentally breaking down. For real.

    • @TMIDiva
      @TMIDiva Před 7 lety +4

      I was just saying that! He's losing his cookies....

    • @Nubias
      @Nubias Před 7 lety +6

      Breaking? more like broke

    • @erawwwww
      @erawwwww Před 7 lety +3

      Right... Breaking down is what obama always did for 8 years every other sentence is a stutter... If if if if if if.. Name one good thing obama did go ahead try it its tough i bet... Remember when Obama mocked trump saying he wouldn't bring back jobs from carrier that were going to Mexico well he did .. Obama is clueless he looked in the workers eyes of carrier and said we can't do nothing about your jobs they're gone..what an imbecile and I guarantee you and your family voted for him a guy that all he cared about was putting transgenders in whatever bathroom they choose and letting all kinds of thugs rapists into our country and we pay for all their needs while they fuck us .. It must suck being fooled well its easier to be fooled than to convince someone they have been fooled ..so i expect you won't grasp it you'll go along saying obama was cool and duck donald trump LMAO

    • @ongobongo8333
      @ongobongo8333 Před 7 lety +20

      erick perdigon Obama saved 16million jobs. Educate yourself.

    • @TheDareDay
      @TheDareDay Před 7 lety +9

      jamie Allen1977 this doesn't even make any sense lmaoooo trump supporters really do spew out bullshit when they have nothing valid to say back

  • @TheCamcamTV
    @TheCamcamTV Před 7 lety +498

    Trump tells the truth just as many times as I have shit gold

    • @thegreenbean6518
      @thegreenbean6518 Před 7 lety +2

      i cant splel every one dies

    • @funlife4045
      @funlife4045 Před 7 lety +1

      Cameren Ceniceros it means none.. lol

    • @GinaMazzola
      @GinaMazzola Před 7 lety +14

      pics or it didn't happen

    • @GreebleClown
      @GreebleClown Před 7 lety +1

      Well you don't look like Caligula's horse...

    • @yermawm7917
      @yermawm7917 Před 7 lety

      Cameren Ceniceros yea why can't he be honest like Hillary

  • @noway4361
    @noway4361 Před 5 lety +15

    U are a freaking genius trevor

  • @jacksonr.kanneh
    @jacksonr.kanneh Před 7 lety +17

    This guy is my favorite comedian, I really love this show.

  • @samlovesjojo
    @samlovesjojo Před 7 lety +111

    Trevor, I now watch the Daily show DAILY because of you. Great job. Keep it up.

  • @lunamoon8473
    @lunamoon8473 Před 7 lety +279

    I love Trevor Noah so much

    • @tristanlatham7767
      @tristanlatham7767 Před 4 lety +2

      I hope your a girl, because if you’re a dude, you’re like, really, really gay
      Ok I’m over my homophobia now.

    • @blu3gam3r_74
      @blu3gam3r_74 Před 4 lety +2

      I was gonna like it but the number of likes is unchangeable also I do too!

    • @ebaycat4445
      @ebaycat4445 Před 3 lety +1

      Tristan Latham and?

    • @he.quetzal4
      @he.quetzal4 Před 3 lety +2

      @@tristanlatham7767 um. you can love someone like an inspired way AND a looking up to way... chill.

  • @jannovak6819
    @jannovak6819 Před 6 lety +63

    Nah, a conversation with toddler looks like this:
    Toddler: "Muh dad'z a strohnghast man in da wold!"
    You: "What makes you say that?"
    Toddler: "Once..." **begins mumbling and walks away**
    end of conversation. altough the toddler still mumbles along.

    • @ameennasar2583
      @ameennasar2583 Před 3 lety +1

      Well, Trump does the same. We all get irritated by mumbles 😅

  • @mefford67
    @mefford67 Před 6 lety +2

    The orange man with the tiny hands is scarier than any fictional monster!

  • @jakepope4770
    @jakepope4770 Před 7 lety +218

    If there's anything we've learned from all this, it's that Fred Trump is the strongest man in the world.

    • @MrMlbfan6
      @MrMlbfan6 Před 7 lety

      Jake Pope L

    • @CHEYMIX
      @CHEYMIX Před 7 lety

      l

    • @mrv7916
      @mrv7916 Před 7 lety +5

      Jake Pope Will let's just hope Trump presidency doesn't become like "Back To The Future II."

    • @crazyalcayne
      @crazyalcayne Před 7 lety +2

      I thought I was the only one who saw the Biff Trump connection lol!! When's Marty gonna get here?

    • @mrv7916
      @mrv7916 Před 7 lety +4

      crazyalcayne Only Marty would know what to do and our only hope lol. But seriously that could happen not like in the movie but something similar or much worst.

  • @xdir
    @xdir Před 7 lety +39

    Trevor Noah has really upped his game since the election.

  • @niralimehta1200
    @niralimehta1200 Před 7 lety +5

    Trevor this is one of ur best ones ! Behind all that humor you have a knack of bring out insights and intelligence into a world which is loosing its ability to comprehend and reason. Thank you.

  • @greenkiwi99
    @greenkiwi99 Před 3 lety +4

    I am having a crush on Noah. What a man and what a sense of humour!!

  • @atorres5367
    @atorres5367 Před 7 lety +439

    America must Survive the next 4 years 👽🇺🇸
    Keep love alive even in dark times 💜💚

    • @dwg8084
      @dwg8084 Před 7 lety +11

      A Torres Maybe it's better if it dies. Put it out of its misery.

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish Před 7 lety +5

      Put it out like Lennie from Of Mice and Men. Just put a gun to the back of America's head, talk about how much freedom it has as it stares out at the sunset, and pull the trigger.

    • @happenz6332
      @happenz6332 Před 7 lety +2

      you mean in dank times.

    • @forks3819
      @forks3819 Před 7 lety +1

      A Torres 8 years*

    • @OverlordZephyros
      @OverlordZephyros Před 7 lety +5

      Nah... let america die... it had its time. Let another kid play World Super power

  • @echica1213
    @echica1213 Před 7 lety +266

    Except every time you ask someone to cite their sources these days, they say, "I shouldn't have to, you lazy millennial, look it up yourself." Some people think the proof of what they're saying is SO obvious that disagreeing with them is just a display of ignorance on your part.

    • @YashRamisetty
      @YashRamisetty Před 7 lety +21

      you can respond by saying "Is that what you tell the teacher when they ask you to cite their sources?"

    • @hayes2232
      @hayes2232 Před 7 lety +18

      And if they do cite their source, it's a fake news source that they couldn't bother authenticating. It's like we have to sweep behind their laziness for them to see that they're wrong.

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 Před 7 lety +2

      Just like common sense, knowledge and understanding of the "burden of proof" isn't all that common.
      Anyway, just saying "Burden of proof" as a response is a good idea. And when they ask what that is, you tell them "I shouldn't have to, you lazy pre-school dropout, look it up yourself." :)

    • @death4946
      @death4946 Před 7 lety +2

      Jeez THAT guy insults more than anything

    • @shortbussurfer
      @shortbussurfer Před 7 lety +1

      I'm confused, are you a reporter? If I am in a situation where I need to ask someone to site their sources I already don't believe them. People on the defensive act differently. When Having a debate with someone I prefer to agree with their first or second wildly BS claim until they eventually hit a home run and say something so outlandish that even their team turns their back on them. You've all seen it. I don't win debates so much as show the other person the door to walk through to lose it.

  • @nikhilambhorkar
    @nikhilambhorkar Před 5 lety +19

    Today, after watching this video after 2.5 years, I don't think so that many people tried this with Trump, or they failed because he is still going strong with lies.

  • @ThobekaMhlongo6270
    @ThobekaMhlongo6270 Před 7 lety +6

    Ted's birth certificate is so cute with that foot print lol..

  • @LeagueofFoxYT
    @LeagueofFoxYT Před 7 lety +19

    Trumps favourite souce is "a lot of people"

  • @barbiekerry8451
    @barbiekerry8451 Před 7 lety +189

    I should be studying for my anatomy exam in 2 hours but here I am

  • @RogueNinja16
    @RogueNinja16 Před 7 lety +18

    This is the best advice I've gotten so far on how to deal with the Trump issue.

  • @younggun05
    @younggun05 Před 7 lety +5

    Noah or whoever write these segments are brilliant

  • @shelleygilbert
    @shelleygilbert Před 7 lety +114

    Toddler logic. Exactly.

    • @nowedditing755
      @nowedditing755 Před 7 lety +1

      lisen to it again he mixes up the voice

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 5 lety

      On the TV show 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' it was called "insane troll logic", but it's basically the same thing.

  • @CzarelaineOh-qu7jr
    @CzarelaineOh-qu7jr Před 7 lety +80

    Trevor,you are fantastic! Thank you for your wonderful insight, humor, and intellect!!!

  • @rap.4937
    @rap.4937 Před 7 lety +3

    26 years and I just changed my ideal man to Trevor Noah. gosh, his humour and delivery 💎💎💎💎

  • @michaelhughes9278
    @michaelhughes9278 Před 2 lety +6

    4 years later and this video is still relevant.

  • @aquadee91
    @aquadee91 Před 7 lety +64

    Spot on Trevor!
    *watching this video whilst reading his book*

    • @gregorybertrand645
      @gregorybertrand645 Před 7 lety +8

      You're a hell of a multi-tasker. I can't concentrate on reading and watching a video.

    • @aquadee91
      @aquadee91 Před 7 lety +3

      Gregory Bertrand Gregory Bertrand Lol It's a gift and a curse.
      *just finished the book*

    • @abram730
      @abram730 Před 7 lety

      Tony Schwartz wrote Trumps, Art of The Deal. Toddlers aren't up to writing books.

    • @aquadee91
      @aquadee91 Před 7 lety +2

      Abram Carroll True that. That's why I chose to read Noah's memoir "Born a Crime" instead. It was brilliant and insightful. Man, he had a hard childhood.

    • @xXJesperXx
      @xXJesperXx Před 7 lety +1

      I just got my copy in the mail today! So excited to start it

  • @DayDreamer2192
    @DayDreamer2192 Před 7 lety +6

    This man is BRILLIANT. Those toddler impressions are the best!

  • @sanjanathayi2024
    @sanjanathayi2024 Před 3 lety +4

    Me still wondering after weeks how Trevor knew I was thinking of Ted Cruz

  • @nikoletalisi492
    @nikoletalisi492 Před 7 lety +5

    "Pics or it didn't happen" 😂😂😂

  • @ginaheaton2203
    @ginaheaton2203 Před 7 lety +7

    I keep waiting to wake up. What a nightmare!!

  • @transcendentmuzic1398
    @transcendentmuzic1398 Před 7 lety +14

    That Terminator metaphor for standard politicians and Trump was fucking gold LOL

  • @andrewzanon71
    @andrewzanon71 Před 7 lety +11

    lmao I was actually thinking of lyin' ted.

  • @fob3454
    @fob3454 Před 4 lety +9

    You just taught me how to argue with my niece thank you

  • @SamMasghati
    @SamMasghati Před 7 lety +42

    2:10 those tiny hands made me laught too hard

  • @GabrielBadwolf
    @GabrielBadwolf Před 7 lety +256

    I actually kind of want Trump to tweet about goblins and unicorns now just to see that news story lol

  • @greenfields396
    @greenfields396 Před 3 lety +2

    I just saw this today. This is just brilliant! Good advice here :)

  • @srushtiapadival
    @srushtiapadival Před 3 lety +4

    I now realize, this is how Jordan Klepper talks to trump supporters in rallies. Practicing what they preach! Amen.

  • @WestOfEarth
    @WestOfEarth Před 7 lety +8

    Trevor is a mind reader! Cruz popped into my mind immediately.

  • @finn_underwood
    @finn_underwood Před 7 lety +35

    Actually, I was thinking of Rudy Giuliani, but then I remembered he's not actually a politician.
    Just an angry ferret who somehow sneaks through the cracks onto television media.

    • @acmenipponair
      @acmenipponair Před 7 lety

      CEOofFRESH1: You expect a typical millenial to remember the greatness of a politician, who have done well for NYC before the time this millenial came aware of politics? *lol* the only thing Finn Underwood knows about Giuliani is that he has fought the criminals with sometimes to harsh methods, which were considered not constitutional enough. He didn't remember him in building up NYC after the democrats ruined the city in the 80s and 90s and 9/11...

    • @tekobari
      @tekobari Před 7 lety

      An _honorary_ knight. That's like saying you got a degree from Harvard when they gave you an honorary one for speaking at commencement. Is that the best you can do? Damn.

    • @acmenipponair
      @acmenipponair Před 7 lety

      tekobari: You know, that you only can become a honorary knight in the 21th century? The only knights by heritage are those, whose ancestors have been knights in the middle ages. The king or queen is not able to make you a knight with birth rights since the Magna Carta. So becoming a "honorary knight" is the HIGHEST offer you can get from the queen.

    • @tekobari
      @tekobari Před 7 lety

      Acme. Nipp-on-AiR
      I'm only saying that getting a knighthood, particularly an honorary one, isn't some validation of character nor actions, nor that the person receiving it is himself honorable. It seemed odd to me that it was thought to be positive proof of Guiliani's virtue after 9/11. I can't imagine any other mayor who wouldn't have handled it in a similar way.

  • @mylanguagespaceandcoach
    @mylanguagespaceandcoach Před 7 měsíci +1

    Simply fantastic !!!!

  • @dennisintersimone3416
    @dennisintersimone3416 Před 4 lety +6

    "oh what a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive" Sir Walter Scott

  • @ReplicatorFifth
    @ReplicatorFifth Před 7 lety +44

    Trevor Noah should host an American History documentary. I'd watch it :P

  • @bcvc3365
    @bcvc3365 Před 7 lety +44

    I still can't believe this is happening. PRESIDENT TRUMP.... like what crazy universe did I wake up in??? 😱

  • @syneathiabell1350
    @syneathiabell1350 Před 4 lety +1

    Well said Trevor!!...

  • @jeenapadmaraj3155
    @jeenapadmaraj3155 Před 6 lety +2

    Trevor Noah! Thank you for the entertainment. A very funny and an extremely bold show! Addicted to it !! And needless to say, your good looks is an addition to the addiction!

  • @snehapraveen9542
    @snehapraveen9542 Před 7 lety +132

    This show has the best writers in business. Very soon, Trump will be tweeting about Trevor.

    • @metalcake2288
      @metalcake2288 Před 7 lety +14

      Trump already said that Last Week Tonight with John Oliver is "Very Boring"

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan Před 7 lety

      +Caine Kiewit That's nothing compared to his reactions to Seth Meyers; it's just nothing but steaming ears since 2011 XD

    • @creativelife9871
      @creativelife9871 Před 7 lety

      Really? LMAO!!! He's a tool.

    • @JaBarge303
      @JaBarge303 Před 7 lety +2

      Sneha Praveen you probably haven't seen John Oliver, but yeah

    • @sparkletone1684
      @sparkletone1684 Před 7 lety +2

      He did it to Jon Stewart; it's only a matter of time before he tweets about Trevor. I'm waiting on it.

  • @alexcuellar484
    @alexcuellar484 Před 7 lety +103

    they should ask trump to name the 3 branches of government I'd be curious lol

    • @gusstavv
      @gusstavv Před 7 lety +21

      And he would deflect and say "they are great, believe me, ..." and escape from answering it. He has done it before.

    • @alexcuellar484
      @alexcuellar484 Před 7 lety +15

      +bill bixby what's your point ? ^
      do you seriously think fact free Donald could pass a basic civics test or name the first 10 amendments? lol

    • @alexcuellar484
      @alexcuellar484 Před 7 lety +4

      +Gusstavv's Stuff yea idk I hate the pussy media that doesn't hold these fuckers accountable. John Stewart used to grill people on interviews lol

    • @bigdutch9578
      @bigdutch9578 Před 7 lety +1

      Alex Cuellar Trump has an IQ of 150...he's probably smarter than you :)

    • @fayetaylor6528
      @fayetaylor6528 Před 7 lety +1

      Bigdutch, franticly searching to see if Alex Jones has mentioned trumps IQ!!

  • @lisashiplett7659
    @lisashiplett7659 Před 4 lety +1

    @ 9:14 the skit starting about arguing with a toddler and the toddler ending with "I don't think I should be president" had me LOL and actually clapping like I was in the audience. I think that was brilliantly played out......love you Trevor Noah

  • @DbzDirectioner
    @DbzDirectioner Před 3 lety +1

    That Grabbing Thing Still Gets Me.
    😂😂😂😂

  • @simransimran9339
    @simransimran9339 Před 7 lety +9

    That was probably the best and the most accurate toddler impression I've ever seen.
    He even looked like a baby.

  • @puppylovergirl303
    @puppylovergirl303 Před 7 lety +295

    lol I like that "JFK assassin" bit for who the father is on Ted Cruz's birth certificate 😂😂😂

    • @MsGrapeNehi
      @MsGrapeNehi Před 7 lety +52

      And that he was born in the year 666. xD

    • @ellakelly4865
      @ellakelly4865 Před 7 lety +33

      the footprint has 6 toes too

    • @mattlife25
      @mattlife25 Před 7 lety +7

      OnceUponAPiano you mean the zodiac killer?

    • @Nylon_riot
      @Nylon_riot Před 7 lety

      He might not be for long. If he is found to have been collaborating with Putin before the election, he can be removed for treason. Or something else dubious.

    • @nikolatasev4948
      @nikolatasev4948 Před 7 lety +2

      +CEOofFRESH1 In all of wikileaks there is nothing to prove Hillary doing anything criminal. You are just throwing it around, without bothering to check what's in it.
      The "rigged" DNC nomination was about them debating if they should make an issue out of Sander's Atheism, and deciding against it.
      People are complaining Hillary took donations from the Arab world, while Trump has business ventures there and is far more dependent on them.
      People are complaining Hillary is a criminal, when she has never been convicted of anything. Trump, on the other hand, is a proven criminal twice - first paying a fine for bribing a politician with his "charity" foundation, and second by violating the Cuba embargo. And I'm not even considering the fraud lawsuit he settled.

  • @eveellewin4236
    @eveellewin4236 Před 6 lety +1

    watching since hours now. Congratulations!!! America is not lost! You are unbelivable, incredible and untertaining - a brilliant mind!

  • @thatartsyphoenix1665
    @thatartsyphoenix1665 Před 4 lety +1

    This logic is so right.... Yet they still don't use it

  • @edwinsgeneration
    @edwinsgeneration Před 7 lety +9

    Trevor Noah just keeps getting better and better!

  • @robertpineda1471
    @robertpineda1471 Před 7 lety +25

    Good point Noah. Maybe the mainstream media will take your advice. Here's hoping

  • @salwahigazi
    @salwahigazi Před 4 lety

    You are so talented Trevor Noah 💙❤️❤️ I am truly impressed 👌💯💖💖💖🤗

  • @noorykorky5056
    @noorykorky5056 Před 3 lety +1

    3:21 I love that picture honestly! So creative...

  • @joeleustice
    @joeleustice Před 7 lety +17

    One of the best clips I have seen from your show Trevor. That toddler rant had me laughing so hard I cried... Thanks.

  • @BBukeeB
    @BBukeeB Před 7 lety +43

    This also works on this very comment section.

  • @papashowman7679
    @papashowman7679 Před 4 lety +3

    I wanna come to your show someday . . I enjoy every episode Trevor...

  • @5DNRG
    @5DNRG Před 4 lety +3

    Nailed it Trevor!

  • @xonotthebirdxo7
    @xonotthebirdxo7 Před 7 lety +9

    Oh my gosh. I literally gasped when Trevor Noah said that I was thinking of Ted Cruz...because I was... Too good