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- The Daily Show looks at the tactless and flat-out weird ways Donald Trump has engaged with world leaders since he became president.
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"It turns out every joke about Trump is just a headline that hasn't happened yet" - what a dark and accurate prophecy...
Just like every time we joke about 2020 getting worse, it does
Adrian M. what do you mean?
@GraphicsOn the best to see the world burn into ashes, you mean
@GraphicsOn you got your wish some schools wont open up in august teachers don't want to risk there life schools are getting threaten by mr trump that they will cut fund even tho schools receive 9% help from the government lmao
@GraphicsOn they earn money but classes are online just that teachers don't want to teach in person because the corona virus still hasn't settled
Trump doesn't want Macron's wife
He wants Macron himself
LOL!!!
Lmao😂😂😂😂
Wait I can't believe this shit... But he did said I like him alot
Delecia Alice Roberts lool
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I dont care about politics but Trevor makes this entertaining 😂
True
True, but in 2016 everyone laughed too... then he was elected..
I really love this guy 😂😂😂
@@rootpt anj Hong yang cficlw34 is a c
@@jessicawilson2772 love you too
“is that a wall? because someone else is gonna pay for it.” im crying
'You are a human dandruff on the scalp of society. I shampoo you from my life!' GOLD!
I'm gonna start saying that
Damn that's so funny. HAHAHAHAHA
It never gets old😂😂😂
When he walked in front of Queen Elizabeth II, which no diplomat has ever done before, he has made every Brit his enemy.
🤣
In real life...TREVOR HAS THE BEST TRUMP ACCENT ON EARTH
Buckzcloset sorry Stephen Colbert is best in my opinion but Trevor's is pretty good too.
I love Jimmy Fallon's one too
That is only part I like from his show, when he speaks like him.
Buckzcloset true
Colbert is more on point but trevors is funnier...
Those Chinese delegates were like “Uh! Give me a f***ing break!” 😹
I absolutely love how the Nigerian president laughs when Trump says 'we didn't discuss it'
I read this after that clip played in the video
“ if the smart people can’t do it, why not try Trump” i m dead 😂
But the Orange face did try to United them though,
The North and the South Korea.
I hate him but you gotta give him some points for it.
Makes me Think, how did Obama Score that Nobel Prize is a true mystery.
@@madnirab2341 They arent United
@@madnirab2341 did you really say he united north and south korea? Wtf
@@madnirab2341 he didn't "unite" anyone. What are you talking about?
*Lmao ngl the Queen is a savage; checking her watch to openly show disdain for Trump's lack of punctuality*
"You are the flakes on the scalp of society! I shampoo you from my life!"
😂😂😂x100
Trump in 2018 - "Starting a war on Twitter"
Trump in 2020 - "Starting a war on Twitter"
Same words two totally different things
had to think about it for a second, but I got it..... I think
For those who don't get it, in this video he almost starts a war with a country on Twitter, and in 2020 he's starting a "war" against Twitter cuz their stopping his "free speech" he has on there private platform
@Tania Crowe trever is just so funny!
@@iSkyler1 i thought it was the other way around 💀
2021: banned on twitter
swear to god i learn more about politics in these videos than I do when watching the news.
You should learn to read both liberal and conservative news and find the common denominator. Not good being sheep.
@@joopreebiden6336wouldn't this be the common denominator?
Jeffrey Fernand I feel like this would be the common denominator. Humor
@Kiwi Kiwi That was some months ago. He won’t reply.
Trump: I'm winning the trade war.
Chinese ambassador: my translator doesnt work secretary plz fix
Trevor makes politics actually interesting.
Frrr tho
i swear it does not matter who is talking about it as a dane i think its hilarious
18:58 "nobody wins here, Trevor. His balls get crushed, and we waste a perfectly good crumpet." 😂😂😂
Macron's eyes are screaming "HELP ME".
Trump is jealous from China great wall😂😂
Well if anything is to go by Trump is jealous of China's EVERYTHING. Think about it, everything he says he like about North Korea could be true about China, only in much bigger scale, yet he keeps on targeting China for everything, if that's not jealousy working at its best I don't know what is.
despairedboy yeah he hates china
This talk show has been on fire in China for some time
I admit that we Chinese steal the technology from US and build the Great Wall against the illegal immigrants from Huns and Mongolian. But they still managed to destroyed the Song Empire. So...... you guys should spend more money to build a better wall or you will ruled by the Mexican and Canadian. God bless America! God bless Mr. Trump! China wish you healthy and rule US for millennium 👍
I tried to like it but it was at 420 likes so I couldn't
"get a nice picture so you look nice and handsome and thin" Kim Jong-un face is awesome
does trump ever listen to himself when he talks
I know right😕
Hahahahahahahahaha, good question
Yes he loves the sound of his voice
USA became a joke since trump was elected😂😂😂
We apologize.
mohanzal mar HONESTLYYYYYYYYYY
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 from IRAQ YES 😎🌷
He represents a little over half the country. That's still almost half a country who should not be judged by his actions.
US is strong to condemn other countries and cultures but even their presidents since Clinton is seriously messed up save for OBAMA .
When trump visited France, I was so afraid he would say to Macron's wife: "Believe me, you look great for your age, you could be a 7 easily" 😟😟. Terrifying situation.
I have been in France in the Obama era and everywhere I went, they would compliment me about what a charismatic president we had. I felt proud.
I feel after meeting with them you would have been got a lot happiness.
@Jay Smith all of Europes population hates Trump. And we are ur allies. Even though I wish we became the united states of Europe or just hope for Trump to lose
Jay Smith
I disagree, we don’t need for Russia to like us. We just need to have good diplomacy with the entire world; you know? For peace.
@Jay Smith It's not weird. France is our ally. It makes perfect sense.
The devil is the most beguiling and cunning
Finding Trevor Noah is one the best things that's ever happened to this country. A voice of reason, who happens to have a sense of humor! Lol
Meanwhile Trevor smiling after saying, "this is so cute" literally made my day. Seeing him smile, is so cute
Never knew about this show until Trevor took over.
Uhuh Jon Stewart was the host.
100 %
Me too ☺ binging in 2021
Me too
Whoever writes the puns deserves a raise, honestly.
Jacqueline F. Truth
yes, puns are just perfect, give the writer a raise
Jacqueline these pun writers are just misinformed snowflakes
Trevor Noah is a stand up comedian so he does write some of his jokes
65 TossPowerTrap yeah but funny misinformed snowflakes
My whole family is sleeping and I can't hold in my laugher
Same for me too
“It’s like if you had a world disease that the top doctors couldn’t cure.”
Trevor knew...
"It turns
Trevor is literally the best roster against Donald Trump
Don't tell Trump, but Macron is *definitely* not his bromance. He is just really, really, diplomatic. You can rest assured that he thinks Trump is the most ridiculous person imaginable. But climate agreements and trade is more important than getting one's knickers in a twist over Trumps presumptuousness.
I think trump gives such a child like behavior that macron feels like letting his own inner child go out and play before he returns to the real world in his office
Good to know, our president is an embarrassment and a huge gaping asshole
CNJ you liberals say the cutest things. Too bad none of you had a clue.
I can so hear Macrons thoughts as he laughed after that dandruff thing
I learn so much from his patience.
"is that drink a wall coz someone else is about to pay for it" Trevor is a genius. hehheeeee
What's that tune at 14:31 I like it
Idk.
IDK
IDK
me on the floor not caring about anything at all just dying of laughter because of the bromance
Lets get this straight. Trevor is one of the best and funnist character impersonator of all talk show. 💯💯👏👏😁
Trevor is so damn talented! Genius
1:52 I would be like, "Listen Donald, it happens sometimes..you know.. when you have real hair"
Omgosh I just discovered you, and I am in love, Paul is my dearly departed father, I am an old southern white woman with 3 generations of biracial folks.....37 years ago I had my first biracial child in Florida, so I understand how your mother felt. And I lived in a trailer park where the biker gang the Pagans had a club, but this mama walked proudly with her babies and I also taught them how to hit the floor if they heard gun fire....but like you we laughed at them folks
I like how Trump still thinks Spain owns the entire sahara. That was a long time ago.
Spanish military: "Ah shit, here we go again."
Spain never owned the entireSahara, not even the majority. That was France lol
Actually, Spain owns territories on the south bank of Gibraltar, and they already built the wall around it. So, Trump's advice was late. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceuta_border_fence
It didn't even make sense, because the majority of immigrants to europe come from northern africa (maghreb states) and the middle east (Syria, Iraq, Lebenon etc.) and not from central and southern africa.
@@MegaFister69 one question tho, have u ever hear trump saying anything making sense?
Trevor laughing is the best thing
No. Trump laughing after the election is the best thing. 😂
Trump 2020!! USA Number 1 baby!!!!
@@65TossTrap no.
It is! Trevor just dying on camera was hilarious
The look on king jong face 😂😂
Trump: “ I don’t know, I’ll find some kinda of excuse”
American crowd: [Cheers] LETS GO MY PRESIDENT!!!
HOMAGAAAAAH 😂😂
I remember seeing that one, and that one, and that one. ..
Awww, the memories
melania won't hold his hand, but he's practically skipping together with the french president!
They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way I'd like to hear it.
This kind of relationship deserves a spot on a romance novel
Amanda, if he was giving Macron head why would that bother you? Homophobic Much. Why yes you are. Check your privilege.
Because mocking a man for his wife not touching him is such a definitive sign of homophobia.
Smarty Mcfly It’s as homophobic as the Gorbachev’s kiss painting on Berlin Wall, i.e. not at all. It’s a political commentary on “friendships” between world leaders.
The US-Mexico border alone is enormous, but, setting aside the fact that Spain doesn't have African Sahara territory, does Trump have any way of comprehending how enormous the Sahara desert is? For reference, it stretches from the Red Sea bordering Egypt to the Atlantic Ocean in west Africa.
He can’t comprehend anything from emotions to geography.
Trevor is literally the best roster against Donald Trump
Harry fan ✌
These mashups of old shows should be titled appropriately. I like them, but not the experience of expecting new content only to find old stuff.
Why are our favorite late night comedians takes these abrupt vacations?
Seth and Stephen aren't posting either.
Oh, hush...
@@kimberlys8422 Stephen is posting.
Obviously we need to remind people of the shit show this guy is leading into the mid terms. This clip is excellent, we need to stop Trump
I live in New Zealand - PLEASE PLEASE citizens of USA - turn out and vote!! The world is watching and hoping that the leader of the free world - Donald Trump - a narcissist, corrupt, pathalogical lier - is going to be stopped by your democracy!!
I love Trevor Noah. He’s one of the few comedians I actually enjoy. Him and Brandon Rogers.
John Oliver, Hasan Minhaj, Colin Jost, Michael Che. No?
But yeah, Trevor is awesome!
Tushar Gowda John Oliver... he’s hilarious asf like I watch him all the time
Trevor Noah you are extraordinary and a blessing to Africa.
I enjoyed every one of your videos
Wow man, I never actually said this before but you Americans have messed up big with your president.
He's a damn good joker though.
Yeah well he didn’t win honestly so... not most of us’s fault
@@mollyconnelly5309 he did, that's why he's president you idiot
mahfoud seraf wtf I’m not an idiot he didn’t win the popular vote so most Americans don’t support him, and Russia interfered in the election, so he didn’t win honestly
@@mollyconnelly5309 he did win the election thus he's president, do you understand or do i have to make it even more simple for an idiot like you?
mahfoud seraf well not every single American in the US is with him. He’s won and became a president but he isn’t loved by every American citizen. There are a lot of states that are against him. Lmao and stop being rude to people.
Walking infront of the Queen! 😂😂😂 lol
He is so unpolished! Omg! 😨😨😨
Oh nooo he walked in front of the queen, let's have a nuclear fallout
Come on granny, pick up the pace.
I'm late for golf.
Remember Berlin Wall??? How proud and sentimental. The world Chanted ‘
Bring down the Wall’
That is completely different. I is shocking you don't know that.
Berlin Wall, Hadrians Wall, The Great Wall, and the Walls of Benin all have one thing in common.
Can you guess what that is?
hachimon77 they are all *walls*
I need some trump x Macorn fanfic making sure it’s hella cursed
There probably is one on Wattpad, I just don't wanna know about it💀🖐️
The fat joke is definitely my favorite part. 😂😂😂 Kim was like: O Donny! Back stabber!😒
"His balls get crushed, and we waste a perfectly good crumpet" Lmfao!!!!
Trevor makes it hard to turn away I learn so much in what seems like a short time.
Me to
Same here
Hahaha he starts a war on twitter now he is starting a war with twitter 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
Im lying bedridden after a foot amputation and watching Trevor and laughing my guts out!😂😂
And laughter is the best medicine!!
Get well soon 😄
these days you don't even have to make jokes. everything is a joke
Life is a joke
My will to live is also a joke.
Nancy Pelosi is the biggest joke
This from guy who takes pride in the name, “bougher man”
God is no joke, it is the time.
Trump is a total sitcom character. He's like Kramer from Seinfeld. LOL
Except the racism... Oh, wait. I guess they really are pretty similar.
Are you sitcom character shaming?
@@hackedNPCPIN LOL, I'm sorry, I try to be better about that.
Genuine Jess it’s a conservative troll
Kramer is far more sophisticated then Trump will EVER be😂
Man, I laughed so hard on Trump's thin comment on Kim...and Kim's face..😂😂😂
Nigerian President literally gave him an out. He said he doesn't know if Trump actually said it so he's not gonna comment. That was a diplomatic way of avoiding the question, giving Trump a kind way out, but nope. Trump has no shame. He immediately basically went: that's right, I said it.
Kim looking shook always gets me.
„...a border wall across the entire Sahara Desert.“ A what across what? 🤔🤣 Next step is building a border wall around the solar system and the Aliens gonna pay? Spaceforce! 👽😆 Greetz from Switzerland 🇨🇭
SinusPrimus they don't need a wall around the solar system, if there's anybody out there they just ignore us, do you blame them? I don't!
Sinus drip if we do not get a wall we go Third World in a couple of decades. Do you understand now?
For real a wall across the Sahara Desert no one owns that thing it’s huge
@@65TossTrap lol. You are an idiot. Seriously. Moron
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your comment is priceless..loved it
That CNN anchor telling the news about a wall in Sahara desert really cracked me up. She is like what the hell i even saying xD
"Truth Trump... My Favorite Trump.." 😂😂
2:24 I cant believe Trump doesn't know how to act, giving the dude a kiss then walking him holding hands, WTF. LMAO OMFG
XD
yea gay
@Mr Penguin stfu, it's gay straight up
Iwa Pelle Lo. Oofddtd
Iwa Pelle Lo. Oofddtdy
Am I the only one tired of watching our "president" embarrass himself on live television?
sadly, no my friend....you are not.
You got at least 2 more years what a heart warming thought.
@@jameslinmd did you say the same thing about the last President?
@@jameslinmd Then go stick your head back into the sand.
@@jameslinmd how many shootings we by leftists? How many racially motivated attacks? How many bombings?
Trevor is world class in imitating Donnie...😂
Daaaaaaaaaammnn, Trevor is a monumentally great comedian
I may be wrong with this new comedy and all. But don't you have to make people laugh to be even an average comedian? I didn't even chuckle at his worn out, lame, sad "Comedy"
^ triggered rightwing snowflake detected
@@smartymcfly5387 your just offended cause your right wing
Yes he is...I absolutely love him.
Smarty Mcfly it isn’t that you “may” be wrong it is that you “are” wrong. Did you happen to hear laughter from the audience that’s usually an indication of humor.
We finally understand why the president is how he is; he was forced to bury his bisexuality by his parents & is emotionally stunted by them.
o0Avalon0o oh gosh, so we all suffer now!
"Playing outside" I'm dead😂😂
Oh my goodness I still remember seeing in the news when Donald trump say to the camera men “ make sure everybody is looking handsome. Everybody nice and slim” something along the lines of that. Then Kim Jong Un from happy face changes to what the hell did he say !!?? Are you calling me fat? face 😂 Imao
Edit: I was laugh my face off when he talked about it 😂 I was literally anticipating for it
2 leaders with tiny hands. lol
And big daddy issues.
@@couragekarnga8735 rip
3:30
He could've just said "Africa is 54 countries. Nigeria is one. Next question."
evidence
holding hands
digging with shovels
The best bromance day ever
I very much appreciate you using news clips form both left and right media sources. I'm using this video as a part of my presentation, and having clips from various news sources aids in defining the credibility, so thank you!
How are we not all dead yet?
I wonder that everyday....WW3 maybe imminent
Luck?
Because god is looking out for us.
@@yongchenseng4739 hopefully he still around when the nukes start flying
At this point it’s a fucking miracle
Someone needs to tweet this to Trump.
His name is mentioned often, so he'll pay attention
Yeah they have to do that to actually inform him about things
When he said fortune cookie I was eating fortune cookies 🤣🤣🤗
"Donald, you are a human dandruff" got me
Thank you for being a stress reliever noah hahaha
Trump: let’s start a new war in Iran
Trevor: Iran war 2 this time it’s personal
The look on Kim Jong Un face...got me like🤣🤣🤣😂
The bromance picture was a funny one,Trump and Macron holding hands!😂
Her: We both don't win here Trevor. His balls get crushed while we waste a perfectly good crumpet.
Me: *wheezes to the next dimension*
Macron is bringing out the gay in trump
Brigitte, his wife was his teacher (in private catholic school) when he was 17, and he was a classmate of the youngest daughter of brigitte...
Do you think she is bringing out the pedophilia of rich and catholic people?
You mean like bathroom B.ooker?
@@nous1056 Pedophilia is basically imbedded in catholic beliefs, just look at how the pope won't do anything about it.
what a coincidence he;s french
@@johan.ohgren that's like asking why the US government won't do anything about corruption. Where exactly do you start? What steps are really going to put out a pure grease fire of such horrific scope and scale without taking your entire house with it?
"Excuse me miss, is that a wall? Because somebody else is about to pay for it."
*9000 IQ PICKUP LINES (INTENSIFIES)*
"Excuse Me Donald No Your A Human Dandruff"🤣🤣🤣😂
See Noah has me dying laughing, but also shittin’ my pants at the same time 😅
Cuba Elliot eweee 🤢
I love u Trevor noah, ur hilarious personality is making me get over my depression and asylum displacemt process. Keep putting smile on people's faces as Ellen degeneres says, be kind to one another, she is my favourite person in the world. Still love u trevor😘❤️
11:50 the guy standing beside kim is happy to hear that 🤣
Last one you cracked it🤣🤣
The interpreter didn't translate "thin" LOL
If ever he translate that to Kim . I don't know what will happenend to Donald 😂😂
@@jadediaz9918 Don will become thin, very very thin until we can hardly see him 😅
Kim used to study in America, he dose not need translation. I don’t think any national leaders have trouble understanding Trump’s vocabulary.
Hendricks D oh please even Americans don’t understand Trumps vocabulary
He was scared that he may be decapitated
I cant wait until this (trump era) is over...
I actually miss boring politics...
It just started. I hate this orange idiot, but he changed everything.
You misspelled error
Na it's just the start. Soon the divide Obama and the Leftitst World Order will be restored and we will heal. And get back to living life like we used to. Without all the B'S racisit shit.
Are you still waiting on dinosaurs with red capes? 🤣🤣
ok but, can everyone just take a moment and notice the way Trevor Noah talks? he has TALENTS!
Yeah its like he can talk you into any situations
11:53 Kim : did he call me fat ?
Our president has literally forced me to deal with my anxiety and political ignorance. _He still gave me an ulcer,_ but I still needed a wake-up call
@jpc1918 ....what? I think your confused. It's definitely making me confused. What does this have to do with an old meme?
It sounds like you were one of those people living in a bubble when it all happened which I used to laugh at. I'm sorry, but trust me everyone that wakes up gets hit this hard no matter what triggers it. You'll be okay. God loves you.
I was Just thinking this. I've never paid such attention to government. Makes me think he was supposed to get there but certainly not stay lol
I am Nigerian and honestly ashamed of the comment made by Buhari
Livin' I swear! My mouth dropped
Same here, awful
I'm from Senegal but I wanted to slap the shit out of him. He got humiliated by Trump who didn't even bother being polite in front of him
I'm so so so ashamed ☹️😒
@@austineeze5491 well Buhari came to beg! Beg not have diplomatic trade discussions but beg. The power difference is clear. Beggars can't be choosers!!
I’ll say one thing and I remember this and I remember watching Trump talk about the French leader like he was his boyfriend😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious 😂..thank you Trevor! ❤💐
11:33 ... Like a scene from the office lol... 😂😂😂
They should have Gina on more often! I almost choked on my lungs!! 😂😂😂