Jimmy Kimmel's Pancake War with His Kids, Trump's Plea to Facebook & No One Knows Kamala’s Husband

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  • čas přidán 7. 06. 2024
  • Jimmy talks about his kids Jane & Billy not wanting to eat the pancakes he made this morning and the battle that ensued, the new Amazon Echo Show Ten that swivels a screen in your direction wherever you go, the U.S. Postal Services new fleet of high-tech delivery trucks, a six-legged dog born in Oklahoma, Mike Pence patching things up with his former owner, Trump begging Facebook to take him back, “This Week in COVID History,” a list of phrases the Biden Administration is putting to rest, and we take to the street to see how many people can identity Vice President Kamala Harris’ husband and Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff.
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  • @stylinstu
    @stylinstu Před 3 lety +496

    Jimmy always reminds me of a good friend that approaches you with a big grin and you know a good joke or funny stories coming. Definitely a bright spot in the day.

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 Před 3 lety +3

      I'd be honored if some fellow Jimmy Kimmel fans would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen and PURPLE RAIN by Prince on my YT channel in tribute to 2 of the greatest musical artists that the United States of America has ever produced. Live acoustic with tho autotune. Peace and everybody stay safe.

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 Před 3 lety +1

      sorry LOL i meant with NO autotune

    • @devonlockwood1477
      @devonlockwood1477 Před 3 lety +1

      Perfectly said! 😅

    • @rcrlyrubro7230
      @rcrlyrubro7230 Před 3 lety +1

      What a great description 👌

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox Před 3 lety +3

      Do you like him better with or without the audience? I miss him recording from home a little, but I'm glad Guillermo & the whole staff is working. Either way his show holds up, with or without the audience!

  • @tiffanymichaels2429
    @tiffanymichaels2429 Před 3 lety +128

    This monologue was gold! Loved the family drama. So much better than hearing only about politics.

    • @osdever
      @osdever Před 3 lety +5

      You got a heart, nice

    • @slypear
      @slypear Před 3 lety +5

      Great opening monologue, for sure!

    • @noguruespanol
      @noguruespanol Před 3 lety +4

      Yes yes yes

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 Před 3 lety +5

      I mean I like the GOP trashing, but straight comedy that doesn't harm no one and is about yourself and family is real fun.
      The Kimmel children: Dis dude is laughing at our suffering.

    • @emb5048
      @emb5048 Před rokem +1

      You think parenting is gonna be a Hallmark card. Turns out to be a hostage negotiation.

  • @teresaf991
    @teresaf991 Před 3 lety +44

    Only Jimmy can tell us step by step his- morning with his kids- story and we all eat it up like adoring grandparents.

  • @patlynch6517
    @patlynch6517 Před 3 lety +268

    Remember, this is the son who had life-saving heart surgery 3 years ago, as a newborn. Now he's having pancakes with his dad.

    • @leslieoconnor1902
      @leslieoconnor1902 Před 3 lety +1

      I Hate Women There a Bunch Of Nazis

    • @cryingbroken8824
      @cryingbroken8824 Před 3 lety +6

      Isn't that sweet??

    • @cryingbroken8824
      @cryingbroken8824 Před 3 lety +2

      If "Kamala Harris is the 1st female vice president, then what was Hillary Clinton to President Obama?

    • @jobaker662
      @jobaker662 Před 3 lety +10

      @@cryingbroken8824 Can't tell if you're serious or not. But Hillary Clinton was the Secretary of State.

    • @klrklr116
      @klrklr116 Před 3 lety +4

      @@cryingbroken8824, Hillary was the “First Lady” when Bill Clinton was president and Obama’s Secretary of State.

  • @thepoliticaltalk6301
    @thepoliticaltalk6301 Před 3 lety +381

    Jane: I just want to be treated nicely😂😂

    • @melbatoast667
      @melbatoast667 Před 3 lety +23

      Kids are so dramatic, lmao

    • @thepoliticaltalk6301
      @thepoliticaltalk6301 Před 3 lety +7

      @@melbatoast667 they dont understand that they would be in the same situation as their parents are, in from about 30 yrs from now

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 Před 3 lety +4

      She's so cute!

    • @maapat1431
      @maapat1431 Před 3 lety +2

      So funny 🤣

    • @maapat1431
      @maapat1431 Před 3 lety +12

      @Skarbie Well he is the best father ..he loves his kids ...where is ur sense of humor OMG

  • @valerieiceni7429
    @valerieiceni7429 Před 3 lety +605

    Kimmel is going to have lots of fun during their adolescence.

    • @leorios6400
      @leorios6400 Před 3 lety +18

      😳 Omg your so right. Poor Jimmy 😆

    • @warpedjaffas1
      @warpedjaffas1 Před 3 lety +10

      He'll be ok. Cancun pancakes ain't a thing in the Kimmel household. 😉

    • @neilbradley
      @neilbradley Před 3 lety +22

      He has an 18 year old and a 20 year old, too, so he probably has experienced it already.

    • @RoelCandaeleARTISTSPAGE
      @RoelCandaeleARTISTSPAGE Před 3 lety +1

      yes ha ha ha 😂 fun ☺

    • @kxj2298
      @kxj2298 Před 3 lety +3

      And...I can't wait to hear the stories. Everyone take care and stay safe ✌

  • @ndines6237
    @ndines6237 Před 3 lety +85

    Jimmy when you yelled “Alexa, order bisquick” - MY ALEXA tried to buy bisquick for $12.67! I started yelling Alexa cancel!! Jimmy I would have sent you the bill LOL 😂

  • @Jessica-go6cy
    @Jessica-go6cy Před 3 lety +32

    Jimmy making pancakes for his kid’s is the best story, because I’ve seen this happen at my sister’s house. Poor Molly😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @mapples007
      @mapples007 Před 3 lety +4

      his story was great birth control. I'm so glad I made it past the hormone storm. No thank you.

  • @raviamodernepic
    @raviamodernepic Před 3 lety +241

    Kudos to the girl at the end that got it without Harris in frame!

    • @lisaortiz635
      @lisaortiz635 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes, we’re not worthy!

    • @villanessa
      @villanessa Před 3 lety +4

      YES! 👏👏👏👏

    • @Swish_God
      @Swish_God Před 3 lety +5

      Sis so smart & Cute😘😘😘🥰

    • @Swish_God
      @Swish_God Před 3 lety +2

      Jimmy Kimmel funny af!🤣🤣🤣

    • @raw_oyster
      @raw_oyster Před 3 lety +6

      I hope they gave her at least a million dollars or something.

  • @user-qk7yy8xi3q
    @user-qk7yy8xi3q Před 3 lety +235

    Hell yeah!!! For the girl that knew who Mrs Vice President Harris husband is 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉.

    • @12jswilson
      @12jswilson Před 3 lety +9

      Ngl, I had no idea what his name is and I like to consider myself reasonably well informed. Kudos to her. I need be more diligent about learning the key players in the Biden Administration.

    • @1browngirl29
      @1browngirl29 Před 3 lety +14

      @Larry Adams 🛑 the nonsense

    • @Munz420LVN
      @Munz420LVN Před 3 lety +7

      @Larry Adams huh how do you come to that conclusion from her statement?
      Hugs and blessings to you as you obviously need them!

    • @samwesley5086
      @samwesley5086 Před 3 lety +1

      @Larry Adams haha, are you ...

    • @rohansaikia6639
      @rohansaikia6639 Před 3 lety

      I thought she looked like Mindy Kaling

  • @0blivioniox864
    @0blivioniox864 Před 3 lety +18

    I just started watching Jimmy Kimmel this year... No idea what took me so long... Hilarious stuff 🤣 Love it.

  • @rokiagad6320
    @rokiagad6320 Před 3 lety +5

    I quit Facebook 3 years ago. It's absolutely amazing in ignoring any annoying family members.

  • @quiltygal6981
    @quiltygal6981 Před 3 lety +54

    The problem with parenting books is that babies and kids haven't read them. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brownkemosabe
    @brownkemosabe Před 3 lety +316

    The levels to which Americans are woefully unaware are ASTOUNDING

    • @kmk403
      @kmk403 Před 3 lety +13

      For sure, that was troubling.

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 Před 3 lety +17

      I reckon 90 % of Australians would know Kamala Harris!

    • @jbd96039
      @jbd96039 Před 3 lety +22

      What's really bad is these people live in California, the state where Kamala Harris was a senator. SMH.

    • @johnmurphy1442
      @johnmurphy1442 Před 3 lety +2

      Ok brain surgeons, what's Mike Pence's wife's name? If you get it right you looked it up

    • @peforster6725
      @peforster6725 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm Canadian. I didn't remember his name, but I knew he was the 2nd Gentleman.

  • @ester8436
    @ester8436 Před 3 lety +21

    How do they no know the Vice President though!!? THAT is what blows my mind

    • @SteveHaroz
      @SteveHaroz Před 3 lety +1

      I would feel rerelieved if I knew how many takes were thrown out because the people knew who Kamala and Doug were.

  • @CAR-qb3di
    @CAR-qb3di Před 3 lety +10

    I can not believe how ignorant we are getting in the US , that ca not identified a vice president of the US , as a US citizen you just do not deserve to be a US citizen you will not pass the test shame shame shame

    • @johnnydeleon8210
      @johnnydeleon8210 Před 3 lety +1

      We are getting ? No ignorance is already implemented in US for decades

    • @GillyBean1978
      @GillyBean1978 Před 3 lety +2

      Does anyone know that Ted Cruz is Canadian???

    • @Pilotin74
      @Pilotin74 Před 3 lety +1

      @@GillyBean1978 - Yep sure do! Lie’n Ted ‘Cancun’ Cruz is a Canadian, Cuban White-supremacist... go figure??? Don’t forget to purchase your very own lie’n Ted Cruz piñatas - now available online!

  • @LokiNetVideos
    @LokiNetVideos Před 3 lety +461

    It’s incredible that they struggled with identifying Doug. Now I admit that his name isn’t very familiar for me also... but a few of them did not even know who Kamala Harris is! How’s that even possible?

    • @TheTripfantastic
      @TheTripfantastic Před 3 lety +47

      To be honest, I wouldn't be able to identify Mike Pences wife/mother .

    • @resistanceisfutile3920
      @resistanceisfutile3920 Před 3 lety +34

      Female vice-spouses get attention if they are young and stylish. (Or ridiculed if they are outspoken and not young and pretty) But yeah, NOT knowing who the vice president is? WOW! It's like they are from another planet.

    • @daddybdpearson1
      @daddybdpearson1 Před 3 lety +7

      I for one didn't know she was married. He keeps a low profile.

    • @liandre9035
      @liandre9035 Před 3 lety +4

      well im not american but i think i wouldn't be able to tell a single politican in my little country aswell. America has a huge impact while in my own country they're just there arguing with each other and then dont come togheter so everyrthing stays the same. i Could be one of these persons which dont know they're leaders ^^'

    • @sylviatamieanan4088
      @sylviatamieanan4088 Před 3 lety +50

      I find more disturbing that there are people in the U.S. that don't know who Kamala is.

  • @DianaGonzalez-hc2ke
    @DianaGonzalez-hc2ke Před 3 lety +32

    Omg i feel the pancake story on a whole other level! This is my life everyday with my kids 😂🤣😅

  • @Beboroni
    @Beboroni Před 3 lety +25

    Imagine how care free your life must be if you don’t know who was elected as Vice President of your own country a few months ago. Such bliss 😂

  • @Syl182
    @Syl182 Před 3 lety +6

    "Doug enough". Omg, that lady almost caused my death from laughter 🤣🤣

    • @zakiahwynn
      @zakiahwynn Před 3 lety +1

      That's my mom! 🤣 She knows who the VP is btw, she has a speech impediment after having 2 strokes last year

    • @Syl182
      @Syl182 Před 3 lety +1

      @@zakiahwynn Awww, bless her heart.

  • @lazarusstewart8686
    @lazarusstewart8686 Před 3 lety +151

    I love the woman who had correctly identified everybody. yay you're so young and so smart. I love you very much!

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Před 3 lety +2

      She was great!! Very cute too 😻 wonder if she is a poli-sci student or something.

    • @briansounalath
      @briansounalath Před 3 lety +1

      Thank you

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 Před 3 lety +304

    Okay, so I understand some people not being able to identify the second gentleman. Heck, I wouldn't have recognized him right off the bat if I saw him down the street. But not recognizing the VP? With some claiming she was a "Kardashian" ?
    I'm starting to understand why Americans got 45 as their President.

    • @carmennurse8641
      @carmennurse8641 Před 3 lety +24

      @Chris Albert according to 45, uneducated citizens are the best so its no surprise

    • @noguruespanol
      @noguruespanol Před 3 lety +16

      45 did not know whats all the stars/stripes on the flag for!!!
      So I dont blame the ignorance of others.

    • @jeannedigennaro6484
      @jeannedigennaro6484 Před 3 lety +5

      Yup.

    • @MsSmg19
      @MsSmg19 Před 3 lety +5

      True

    • @ellenw391
      @ellenw391 Před 3 lety +8

      So sad a comment, yet so damn true

  • @jeansdreamcateringandbakery

    I seriously look forward to these video clips EVERY DAY! Jimmy Kimmel is dope and HILARIOUS!

  • @joshsnyder4868
    @joshsnyder4868 Před 3 lety +3

    This was one of the best monologues I've ever seen.

  • @annieminer-slothower0927
    @annieminer-slothower0927 Před 3 lety +364

    How on earth do people not know who Kamala Harris is🤦🏻‍♀️ in California of all places

    • @maureenpeterson2
      @maureenpeterson2 Před 3 lety +32

      They’re American - they barely know their own name! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BertRussie
      @BertRussie Před 3 lety +14

      What kind of stupid idiots. Like what do they do in life?

    • @Epicmodernfishing
      @Epicmodernfishing Před 3 lety +7

      The power of drugs can do to people

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Před 3 lety +3

      They are young. At their age I wouldn't have known either.

    • @wf6951
      @wf6951 Před 3 lety +8

      They didn't vote....Thats why none of these bozo's know. EXCEPT one person! (they they showed)

  • @fzrewagfzaerfer
    @fzrewagfzaerfer Před 3 lety +57

    just a detail: to print the photo on BOTH sides is simply a genius move

  • @christinaaa_xo
    @christinaaa_xo Před 3 lety +60

    "Give me one more hint" omg. These people are the reason Trump was ever President

    • @lindastruckus776
      @lindastruckus776 Před 3 lety +5

      Always exercise caution,as we are are grossly outnumbered by idiots!

    • @Pilotin74
      @Pilotin74 Před 3 lety +4

      @@lindastruckus776 - 👍🏼 Yes, be vigilant, don’t let your guard down‼️

    • @sharonh7220
      @sharonh7220 Před 3 lety

      I wonder how many people they asked before finding that one person who got it right

    • @smallgoon
      @smallgoon Před 3 lety

      What do y'all think about the $15 min wage ??

  • @aaaannakarina
    @aaaannakarina Před 3 lety +11

    No, I do not think these people are for real... there is no way these people don't know who Kamala is 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @carpetfluff35
      @carpetfluff35 Před 3 lety

      @@eaglevision9791 They had people who didn't know who Joe Biden was when he'd been VP to Obama for two years.

  • @user-md4di6yg2p
    @user-md4di6yg2p Před 3 lety +14

    Don'tcha love it?? The main news item of the day is a benign tiff Jimmy has with his kids.
    Aaaaah...life is good!

  • @audreejamie4873
    @audreejamie4873 Před 3 lety +36

    He is hilarious in anything to do with kids, ESPECIALLY his own.

  • @natural91LC
    @natural91LC Před 3 lety +11

    wthell. I'm Italian and even I know who they are and their names. do these people even vote??

  • @lukibug
    @lukibug Před 3 lety +55

    “Donald?”
    “Oh God, no.”
    😂😂😂

    • @ethangatenby2547
      @ethangatenby2547 Před 3 lety +4

      My brain has just rejected that name, what did you say again?

    • @leslieoconnor1902
      @leslieoconnor1902 Před 3 lety +1

      I'll Bottle Voluntary Work Dont Worry About It

    • @johnposton4208
      @johnposton4208 Před 3 lety

      @@ethangatenby2547 Donald Rumsfeld; United Airlines Flight 93 was "shot down over Pennsylvania".

  • @duvessa2003
    @duvessa2003 Před 3 lety +31

    “ The hollow laughter of a weirded out weatherman.”

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +214

    My Dad used to just take the refused meal, and eat it in front of us. Then get up, rub his belly, and walk away. By lunchtime.. we were ready to eat whatever he plopped down.

    • @gus4u2c
      @gus4u2c Před 3 lety +17

      LOL! 😆

    • @nancymorrison9978
      @nancymorrison9978 Před 3 lety +25

      We had to sit at the table until we ate whatever was put in front of us.

    • @stephanieflynn8943
      @stephanieflynn8943 Před 3 lety +14

      We just didn't eat anything until the next meal. Don't want it? Okay. Nothing 'till dinner.

    • @Roanmonster
      @Roanmonster Před 3 lety +13

      Lmao I was thinking the same thing. If I told my parents I didn't like the pancakes they would tell me "ok sure no pancakes then" and take them away. They would 100% not negotiate haha

    • @linato1855
      @linato1855 Před 3 lety +9

      My parents never had to force the five of us to eat anything. I was born after my father came back from Africa after the war ended in 1945. The older siblings knew to eat what mom was able to put on the table and I learned to do the same. It took me a long time to learn to eat green beans though! 😂

  • @bellaventimiglia35
    @bellaventimiglia35 Před 3 lety +1

    Jimmy, you have become my FAVORITE late-nite host! You are so hilarious, esp when you talk abt your family & 🤬!

  • @mattz5275
    @mattz5275 Před 3 lety +2

    Hahahaha!! That kidney joke was GRRRRREAT! 🤣🤣

  • @noorhakim2350
    @noorhakim2350 Před 3 lety +6

    Im from Singapore 🇸🇬 and i enjoy watching Jimmy everyday. 😂😂😂

  • @duvessa2003
    @duvessa2003 Před 3 lety +21

    “...turn Facebook into a Blockbuster Store.” Yes, please.

  • @mlovespring7892
    @mlovespring7892 Před 3 lety +1

    Thanks Jimmy for being honest and put it in a funny way that can make us laugh!
    You too "screamed" at your kids. 😊

  • @TiggerToo27
    @TiggerToo27 Před 3 měsíci

    I just love it when Jimmy talks about his kids!

  • @OnTheAir
    @OnTheAir Před 3 lety +137

    I never want to hear from or about Trump again.

    • @MikeFelix1805
      @MikeFelix1805 Před 3 lety +4

      Same Here

    • @Whateverdude970
      @Whateverdude970 Před 3 lety +3

      Yup same

    • @Raescrivener
      @Raescrivener Před 3 lety +7

      I want to know all the details of how the alligators in the swamp ate him alive.. we all can dream.

    • @malcolmbliss777
      @malcolmbliss777 Před 3 lety +5

      Yet, we must hammer his incompetence into the brains of his nitwit cult members for years to come. This must never be allowed to happen again (where the least educated among us have the power to make decisions that affect the entire country, with tragic consequences).

    • @alistermcmillan1039
      @alistermcmillan1039 Před 3 lety +6

      maybe id watch a conviction for him or any family member, but good point you make

  • @louisjones2653
    @louisjones2653 Před 3 lety +24

    I don't blame anyone for not recognizing Doug Emhoff, but HOW do people not recognize Kamala Harris after the wall to wall coverage for the past year???

    • @michelledouglas4953
      @michelledouglas4953 Před 3 lety

      Trumpsters

    • @emiynu
      @emiynu Před 3 lety

      California hipsters who don't own a TV. Perhaps they've gone offline/ off-grid too?

  • @jrbland18
    @jrbland18 Před 3 lety +3

    YOU WON THE PANCAKE WAR WITH THE KIDS. WAY TO GO.

  • @naomiemacanda7034
    @naomiemacanda7034 Před 3 lety +2

    Hahahaha the kids story and Alexa story hahaha "I have kids I don't need more small things following me around asking me to buy stuff" HILARIOUS 😂 🤣

  • @andrewb9590
    @andrewb9590 Před 3 lety +44

    Eat the pancakes or...
    I’ll say eat the pancakes again.

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley Před 3 lety +3

      I can only imagine that I would say "this is the only food available to you; nobody's making you eat it, but you're not getting anything else before the next regular mealtime". When you yell at children, you legitimize the idea of yelling to get your way.

    • @ChocolateMuffin308
      @ChocolateMuffin308 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AdrianColley yes, yelling at children is not ok, it's gross, humiliating, and traumatizing. But also, why the hell forcing someone to eat crap? They're not going to all of a sudden start liking the food if you abuse them with it. People feel the taste differently, we have different preferences. If something doesn't taste good for your kid, you replace it with something that doesn't make them nauseous and depressed.

    • @elpoling
      @elpoling Před 3 lety +1

      @@ChocolateMuffin308 This nation has been listening to unqualified "experts" for a while now who have decided that children should be handled with kid gloves and never face consequences for their actions. Sorry - the human race has existed for thousands of generations and most of those have had children receive consequences a lot "worse" than being yelled at. Yet we have survived and gotten pretty far along. Now we worry about kids being self-entitled and self-absorbed. When you read about younger people thinking mommy should intervene to protect them in everyday life situations I think we might have a problem with being too soft on kids at an early age. Not speaking about all young people but enough to be noticeable. Yelling at your kid when they need it is not abusive or bad - letting them get away with everything is bad.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 3 lety +31

    😂 Hilarious show. Love a good pancake war. Love kimmel’s interview with Bernie 🔥🔥

  • @pamelatimmins4422
    @pamelatimmins4422 Před 3 lety +14

    This whole episode of your monologue was hysterical Jimmy. From your children, wife, idiot trump, people on the street; everything. I laughed through the whole thing, I am still laughing.

    • @christopherhansen678
      @christopherhansen678 Před 3 lety +1

      Hello Pamela .... I would love to know you more better if you don’t mind ?

  • @rebeccacoup3206
    @rebeccacoup3206 Před 3 lety +3

    I just want to be treated nicely, omg this killed me 😂

  • @USMC-0311
    @USMC-0311 Před 3 lety +10

    Thank you Jimmy. Social media isn’t something that we are on but, getting off is not a bad thing. You’re not constantly on your phone. That’s all I see when I’m out and about. People on their phone’s, even while driving.

  • @SteveMichaelson
    @SteveMichaelson Před 3 lety +20

    Sending my thoughts to the people of Texas

  • @insomniacdreamer1689
    @insomniacdreamer1689 Před 3 lety +20

    My Alexa just asked me if I’m trying to order buisquick because of jimmy 😳

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula Před 3 lety +13

    Did anybody else's Alexa just order a bunch of Bisquick?

  • @NotMuchThanks
    @NotMuchThanks Před 3 lety +112

    That kidney joke was 10/10. Props.

  • @mathemagician81
    @mathemagician81 Před 3 lety +13

    Did the kids demand to see the Manager? 😀

    • @shelbymanners6729
      @shelbymanners6729 Před 3 lety +1

      Neither of them are named “Karen” so hopefully not.

  • @parsia1363
    @parsia1363 Před 3 lety +1

    And that perfectly shows the importance of education in this country!

    • @Pilotin74
      @Pilotin74 Před 3 lety

      Yes and not teaching tests like they have been doing for decades now.

  • @lacountess
    @lacountess Před 3 lety +13

    It pains me to think how many people may look at that smart lady who identified the picture and think she’s not smart because of her young age and the way she’s dressed.

  • @marya.8980
    @marya.8980 Před 3 lety +9

    OMG HOW IGNORANT THIS SOCIETY!

  • @ashpsyche
    @ashpsyche Před 3 lety +538

    Dude... Please don't mention Alexa in your monologue. You just ordered Bisquick on my Fire Tablet!

    • @LuisEspinoza-bc9jh
      @LuisEspinoza-bc9jh Před 3 lety +42

      I yelled “don’t listen to Jimmy!” Lmao

    • @mariahgrimes207
      @mariahgrimes207 Před 3 lety +10

      😂

    • @mancerrss
      @mancerrss Před 3 lety +6

      Oh no. There's gonna be another FCC fine for this

    • @Fanney47
      @Fanney47 Před 3 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 3 lety +17

      Well, do yourself a favor and don't watch the South Park episode where Cartman discovers that Alexa will repeat back whatever he tells her to buy, no matter what it is.

  • @RichardServello
    @RichardServello Před 3 lety

    I'm glad they did show one person that follows their own country!

  • @ettorenamias
    @ettorenamias Před 3 lety +43

    I just can't with americans and being as completely clueless who their elected leaders are.

    • @johnposton4208
      @johnposton4208 Před 3 lety

      You certainly would of not known who Tim Kaine was.

    • @ettorenamias
      @ettorenamias Před 3 lety

      @@johnposton4208 Why do you say was? He's still in there.

    • @johnposton4208
      @johnposton4208 Před 3 lety

      @@ettorenamias Because he was going to be the Vice President, therefor since he being white, nobody would pay no mind to it.

  • @42.0fmthefever5
    @42.0fmthefever5 Před 3 lety +113

    How can some Americans not know who Kamala Harris husband is wow I am Canadian and I knew his name 😲😳🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 Před 3 lety +8

      I've never seen or heard about him before 🤷‍♂️ and I voted for Biden 😅

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 Před 3 lety +23

      ... what about how many of them didn't know who Kamala is?!!!!!

    • @loveforeignaccents
      @loveforeignaccents Před 3 lety +2

      Cuz no one cares.

    • @Alphasnowbordergirl
      @Alphasnowbordergirl Před 3 lety +7

      Honestly, I follow the news and had no idea what he looked like or what his name was. He really doesn't get much mention here.

    • @Kasiakatb
      @Kasiakatb Před 3 lety +10

      I am polish living in the UK...even i know who she And her husband is... 🙈

  • @jcesarbtorres6006
    @jcesarbtorres6006 Před 3 lety +14

    You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

  • @thelatestversionofthetruth8322

    You are the best, keep on going. Truth out with humor!

  • @jazpurgarcia831
    @jazpurgarcia831 Před 3 lety +1

    He is ON 🔥 🔥 🔥!!!!

  • @maribelcaudillo258
    @maribelcaudillo258 Před 3 lety +16

    This is not a restaurant...when i was little i had no choice........" where you in my family Jimmy?

  • @jamedraa8472
    @jamedraa8472 Před 3 lety +59

    Anyone making protein pancakes, add vanilla & cinnamon w/ a little nutmeg.

  • @lylaclark3977
    @lylaclark3977 Před 3 lety +7

    America really needs to have Civics taught in Schools..... notwithstanding how funny it was , as to how unknown Doug Imhoff your second Gent was, and the responses were funny haha,, but I'm from Europe and so knew that .

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire Před 3 lety

      In High School, Government is a required class to graduate. It's taught. And a lot of civics topics are covered in History/American History. It's a choice to not be informed.

  • @debglab8791
    @debglab8791 Před 3 lety

    You never let me down with the laughter!

  • @mikebentley8308
    @mikebentley8308 Před 3 lety +173

    You just set off millions of people's Alexas at almost midnight 😂

    • @cjcreel4500
      @cjcreel4500 Před 3 lety +10

      The visual images brought on from your comment are hilarious. I never thought of an Alexis being activated via TV. Best laugh I've had all week. Bravo.

    • @cjcreel4500
      @cjcreel4500 Před 3 lety +7

      Alexa.. love spell check...

    • @mikebentley8308
      @mikebentley8308 Před 3 lety +11

      @@cjcreel4500 Everyone else in my house was sleeping and Alexa was ordering Bisquick at full volume 😂

    • @FreeBeerNoBingo
      @FreeBeerNoBingo Před 3 lety +8

      Mine didn't get triggered for once! But I was watching a YT video once, at really low volume because my husband was asleep next to me, and someone in the video said, "Alexa, turn the light to 100%" and suddenly our bedroom was so bright I'm surprised planes didn't think it was a landing strip. But the worst are Amazon Music ads during podcasts! I leave a podcast running on my phone overnight and kept being woken up by Dolly Parton blaring out of Alexa. I checked my voice history after it happened repeatedly, around the same time in the middle of the night, and the voice history sounded like Alexa giving herself the command to "play Dolly Parton" - it was actually picking it up 5+ times a night, but only successfully triggered twice a night. I tried customer service and they had no clue why it was happening. It wasn't until I put the podcast on while I was doing some stuff awake that finally I heard the Amazon Music ad "Just say, Alexa, play Dolly Parton" while advertising a new album or something. I thought I was losing my mind or we were having our Alexa "hacked" (even though it made no sense lol) or we had a Dolly loving ghost.

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 Před 3 lety +6

      @@cjcreel4500 LOL, one day my teacher was saying "Alexa" (refering to a student) while IN THE ZOOM MEETING. And my alexa turned on, and the whole class came down in laughter when they heard me trying turn her off.

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies Před 3 lety +45

    Its going to be horrible if they let Trump back on facebook. It'll just be the same old bs all over again

    • @DOLsenior
      @DOLsenior Před 3 lety +8

      And the Republicans want him to attend the CPAC! He will probably be their candidate for president in 2024🤯😫 I'll have to stop paying attention to the news. I can't go through it again.

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk Před 3 lety +4

      @Meghan the GOP is drafting literally hundreds of voter suppression bills across the country to make sure that only the morons’ votes ever get cast and counted.

    • @rodrigocisneros3166
      @rodrigocisneros3166 Před 3 lety +1

      So no free speech?

    • @DivineMissMarilyn
      @DivineMissMarilyn Před 3 lety +1

      At least it's entertaining i do miss that about DJT fo sho

    • @tanitaindelicato5649
      @tanitaindelicato5649 Před 3 lety

      If they do, time to quit FB

  • @TheJooren
    @TheJooren Před 3 lety +4

    Why on earth is the USPS also designing trucks. That's a weird insourcing. I have never seen this anywhere else than in the US.

  • @invaderjay
    @invaderjay Před 3 lety +5

    I’m just here for my daily dose of Guillermo

  • @TheOGClassicMan
    @TheOGClassicMan Před 3 lety +291

    The USPS truck looks like a car you'd see in some Pixar movie...nothing you'd see in real life...we all laugh until it's in our driveways

    • @serenity4eva89
      @serenity4eva89 Před 3 lety +13

      I thought it looked vaguely Pope-mobile ish 🤣

    • @joshualagrimas9555
      @joshualagrimas9555 Před 3 lety +6

      Or my childhood drawing of a car. xD left the designer to the children for budget. xD

    • @ethanhoward8564
      @ethanhoward8564 Před 3 lety +2

      Omg trueeee

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 Před 3 lety +6

      Too bad president Biden can't fire deJoy .

    • @wintercomesearly
      @wintercomesearly Před 3 lety +4

      @@teresitauy5532 Biden is nominating three Democrats to the USPS Board. If confirmed by Senate that will be enough to fire him. I can't wait.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +58

    Pretty sure Kamala's said "Doug... Enough." to him more than once.

    • @isaacdynys6518
      @isaacdynys6518 Před 3 lety +4

      I definetly didn't just try to click your profile pic

    • @Finnec123
      @Finnec123 Před 3 lety

      Hope you're entertained.

    • @zakiahwynn
      @zakiahwynn Před 3 lety

      My mom is the one who said that. She knows who VP Kamala Harris is, she has a speech impediment after having 2 strokes last year. She not ignorant for all you folks in the comments

  • @corkyvanderhaven3391
    @corkyvanderhaven3391 Před 3 lety

    Unbelievable delivery and writers with real talent

  • @angiesunnie8469
    @angiesunnie8469 Před 3 lety

    Good for you Jimmy 👍

  • @jbd96039
    @jbd96039 Před 3 lety +30

    The follow up question to the Doug Emhoff picture should have been: Who did you vote for?

    • @opaltaberna6817
      @opaltaberna6817 Před 3 lety +7

      They didn’t...except maybe the
      last girl.

    • @noguruespanol
      @noguruespanol Před 3 lety

      @@opaltaberna6817 u r right.

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 Před 3 lety +1

      @@opaltaberna6817 Yep, Trumpies never investigate who the opponent is: they just paint him as some evil socialist dude comin' to take down their beloved lord Donald

  • @LL.Johnson
    @LL.Johnson Před 3 lety +16

    Shoutout to Guillermo!

  • @Elizabeth-vq6mb
    @Elizabeth-vq6mb Před 3 lety +2

    I love hearing stories about his life at home, so funny!

  • @lga9046
    @lga9046 Před 3 lety +10

    "BING BONG - BING BONG" -45th president of the United States of America

  • @rachel_rexxx
    @rachel_rexxx Před 3 lety +18

    🎶Spider-dog, Spider-dog, two buttholes for dropping logs 🎵

  • @greenqueen4241
    @greenqueen4241 Před 3 lety +12

    My grandkids turned me onto this, using a pizza cutter to cut pancakes. Doesn’t rip or smush them in any way. 🥞

  • @marlenemeldrum7382
    @marlenemeldrum7382 Před 3 lety

    Brilliant!!! I love Jimmy's Monologs🤣🤣🤣🤣😁👏👍

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker Před 3 lety +2

    “Big Bird in a manly way” 😂

  • @ShadowHwkX7
    @ShadowHwkX7 Před 3 lety +18

    The people of LA are on something stronger than Weed

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 Před 3 lety +1

      I know, they can't even know about their first female VP, it is like if they didn't know Biden was VP back under Obama: wait a min- they ALSO didn't know who biden was when he was VP, I'm sure LA people are REAL HIGH, they are more high than Klaus ever was.

    • @mrmark8603
      @mrmark8603 Před 3 lety

      Yes, like, er...like um...like...like...

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Před 3 lety +1

      They have to be.. You have to know who's running your country even if you don't pay attention to the news like that..

    • @michelledouglas4953
      @michelledouglas4953 Před 3 lety

      Dwl

  • @chapablo
    @chapablo Před 3 lety +19

    Missed opportunity: "Put. The cereal. DOWN."

  • @stephenhernandez6332
    @stephenhernandez6332 Před 3 lety +4

    you forgot "the likes of which we've never seen"

  • @jaefrmbk2k
    @jaefrmbk2k Před 3 lety

    LOVE THIS MONOLOGUE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY LIFE. MORE PLEESE

  • @Izzy-qf1do
    @Izzy-qf1do Před 3 lety +12

    These people have been sleeping under a rock...

    • @randomdude4049
      @randomdude4049 Před 3 lety +4

      Americans have been sleeping under a rock for years: 74 million people voted for Trump in 2020.

    • @hankmardukas6229
      @hankmardukas6229 Před 3 lety +1

      @@randomdude4049 why do you think they voted for him?

  • @Pilotin74
    @Pilotin74 Před 3 lety +132

    The people at the end of this show demonstrate the trouble the United States is in. EXCEPT for the intelligent young lady at the end. Then it was our luck a UFO took her. Now we’re screwed‼️
    😂🤣🤔😢😢

    • @noguruespanol
      @noguruespanol Před 3 lety +9

      Imagine more than a billion indians know who kamala harris is!!!

    • @rcrlyrubro7230
      @rcrlyrubro7230 Před 3 lety +7

      😂 the only smart one lol

    • @mandyinseattle
      @mandyinseattle Před 3 lety +3

      That ending is hilarious but sad

    • @emiynu
      @emiynu Před 3 lety

      She's on magazine covers at the grocery store FFS! But these California hipsters order everything online nowadays including groceries. Some don't own a TV. Some are facially blind. That's my defense of my fellow (ignorant) Americans and I'm sticking to it.

  • @tellyshonestreviews1293

    the last one gave me a glimmer of hope for America.

  • @alice.s.m.6482
    @alice.s.m.6482 Před 3 lety +14

    These people didn’t know who Emhoff is, but they also didn’t know who Biden was back when he was VP sooooooo..
    Edit, after having watched the whole thing: nor to they now who their Vice President is now once again

  • @BDavis820
    @BDavis820 Před 3 lety +82

    Aren’t they in California? These people don’t know who their senators are? That’s what makes this even more pathetic. And they can’t all be tourists.

    • @fultonjohnsonaton5096
      @fultonjohnsonaton5096 Před 3 lety

      @@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou So, they have even fewer senators names to remember, and they still cant get one? My gawd that's s*d

    • @dublbude
      @dublbude Před 3 lety

      @@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou wouldn't one of the reasons be, because you want truthful, honest people, to run our government?
      A Senator from any state, has a power of 1 in 100, so please elaborate a bit more, of how it doesn't matter who the Senators are, just because you have a higher population.
      I am not really sure how the per capita percentage applies to one Senators amount of power in the government.
      So if you could help me understand a bit better, I would appreciate it.
      A Senator from California has the same power as one from Deleware, please explain further, why the California resident shouldn't care about this power and the Deleware resident should.

    • @tuikkur.5655
      @tuikkur.5655 Před 3 lety +1

      I think that most turists would at least recognise Kamala Harris. She being the Vice President is historically very important and because of that she's been all over the world media since November.

    • @leslieoconnor1902
      @leslieoconnor1902 Před 3 lety

      Brooke I Look Like Christiano Ronaldo a Little Bit

  • @WyattFromCanada
    @WyattFromCanada Před 3 lety +30

    Making fun of Trump will never be not funny.

    • @zerocool5395
      @zerocool5395 Před 3 lety +1

      Stop talking about Trump.

    • @Covid-bv4hp
      @Covid-bv4hp Před 3 lety

      @@zerocool5395 TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

    • @tng183
      @tng183 Před 3 lety +5

      Who is this Trump guy? Can’t even find him on Instagram.
      He sounds old. Maybe he uses Friendster

    • @MrBootydaddy
      @MrBootydaddy Před 3 lety +1

      @@tng183 Can't find him on Twitter either lmao.

    • @landahans227
      @landahans227 Před 3 lety

      Still living rent free in demroRats heads 😂

  • @mandy695
    @mandy695 Před 3 lety

    Thank you, for having your show 🙂

  • @0703la
    @0703la Před 3 lety +3

    Alexa just ordered pancake mix. Thanks!

  • @killawofe
    @killawofe Před 3 lety +6

    You have relieved so much parenting guilt tonight ❤️🙏

  • @ashwathi07
    @ashwathi07 Před 3 lety +8

    Omg how is it that these people don’t know Kamala Harris !!!!

  • @mich1018ify
    @mich1018ify Před 3 lety +8

    Jimmy's parenting story reminds me of what my parents would tell me if I didn't want to eat my food and prepares me for my kid who seems to be going through this phase soon, can't wait lol 🙃

  • @derrickharley1989
    @derrickharley1989 Před 3 lety

    COME THROUGH, QUEEN!!! ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿