Jimmy Kimmel's Pancake War with His Kids, Trump's Plea to Facebook & No One Knows Kamala’s Husband
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- čas přidán 7. 06. 2024
- Jimmy talks about his kids Jane & Billy not wanting to eat the pancakes he made this morning and the battle that ensued, the new Amazon Echo Show Ten that swivels a screen in your direction wherever you go, the U.S. Postal Services new fleet of high-tech delivery trucks, a six-legged dog born in Oklahoma, Mike Pence patching things up with his former owner, Trump begging Facebook to take him back, “This Week in COVID History,” a list of phrases the Biden Administration is putting to rest, and we take to the street to see how many people can identity Vice President Kamala Harris’ husband and Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff.
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Jimmy always reminds me of a good friend that approaches you with a big grin and you know a good joke or funny stories coming. Definitely a bright spot in the day.
I'd be honored if some fellow Jimmy Kimmel fans would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen and PURPLE RAIN by Prince on my YT channel in tribute to 2 of the greatest musical artists that the United States of America has ever produced. Live acoustic with tho autotune. Peace and everybody stay safe.
sorry LOL i meant with NO autotune
Perfectly said! 😅
What a great description 👌
Do you like him better with or without the audience? I miss him recording from home a little, but I'm glad Guillermo & the whole staff is working. Either way his show holds up, with or without the audience!
This monologue was gold! Loved the family drama. So much better than hearing only about politics.
You got a heart, nice
Great opening monologue, for sure!
Yes yes yes
I mean I like the GOP trashing, but straight comedy that doesn't harm no one and is about yourself and family is real fun.
The Kimmel children: Dis dude is laughing at our suffering.
You think parenting is gonna be a Hallmark card. Turns out to be a hostage negotiation.
Only Jimmy can tell us step by step his- morning with his kids- story and we all eat it up like adoring grandparents.
Remember, this is the son who had life-saving heart surgery 3 years ago, as a newborn. Now he's having pancakes with his dad.
I Hate Women There a Bunch Of Nazis
Isn't that sweet??
If "Kamala Harris is the 1st female vice president, then what was Hillary Clinton to President Obama?
@@cryingbroken8824 Can't tell if you're serious or not. But Hillary Clinton was the Secretary of State.
@@cryingbroken8824, Hillary was the “First Lady” when Bill Clinton was president and Obama’s Secretary of State.
Jane: I just want to be treated nicely😂😂
Kids are so dramatic, lmao
@@melbatoast667 they dont understand that they would be in the same situation as their parents are, in from about 30 yrs from now
She's so cute!
So funny 🤣
@Skarbie Well he is the best father ..he loves his kids ...where is ur sense of humor OMG
Kimmel is going to have lots of fun during their adolescence.
😳 Omg your so right. Poor Jimmy 😆
He'll be ok. Cancun pancakes ain't a thing in the Kimmel household. 😉
He has an 18 year old and a 20 year old, too, so he probably has experienced it already.
yes ha ha ha 😂 fun ☺
And...I can't wait to hear the stories. Everyone take care and stay safe ✌
Jimmy when you yelled “Alexa, order bisquick” - MY ALEXA tried to buy bisquick for $12.67! I started yelling Alexa cancel!! Jimmy I would have sent you the bill LOL 😂
Mine did the same thing!!
😅🤣😂 I won't have one of them in my house!
That's crazy lol. Not a good thing to have in your house tho
Jimmy making pancakes for his kid’s is the best story, because I’ve seen this happen at my sister’s house. Poor Molly😂🤣😂🤣😂
his story was great birth control. I'm so glad I made it past the hormone storm. No thank you.
Kudos to the girl at the end that got it without Harris in frame!
Yes, we’re not worthy!
YES! 👏👏👏👏
Sis so smart & Cute😘😘😘🥰
Jimmy Kimmel funny af!🤣🤣🤣
I hope they gave her at least a million dollars or something.
Hell yeah!!! For the girl that knew who Mrs Vice President Harris husband is 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉.
Ngl, I had no idea what his name is and I like to consider myself reasonably well informed. Kudos to her. I need be more diligent about learning the key players in the Biden Administration.
@Larry Adams 🛑 the nonsense
@Larry Adams huh how do you come to that conclusion from her statement?
Hugs and blessings to you as you obviously need them!
@Larry Adams haha, are you ...
I thought she looked like Mindy Kaling
I just started watching Jimmy Kimmel this year... No idea what took me so long... Hilarious stuff 🤣 Love it.
I quit Facebook 3 years ago. It's absolutely amazing in ignoring any annoying family members.
The problem with parenting books is that babies and kids haven't read them. 🤣🤣🤣
The levels to which Americans are woefully unaware are ASTOUNDING
For sure, that was troubling.
I reckon 90 % of Australians would know Kamala Harris!
What's really bad is these people live in California, the state where Kamala Harris was a senator. SMH.
Ok brain surgeons, what's Mike Pence's wife's name? If you get it right you looked it up
I'm Canadian. I didn't remember his name, but I knew he was the 2nd Gentleman.
How do they no know the Vice President though!!? THAT is what blows my mind
I would feel rerelieved if I knew how many takes were thrown out because the people knew who Kamala and Doug were.
I can not believe how ignorant we are getting in the US , that ca not identified a vice president of the US , as a US citizen you just do not deserve to be a US citizen you will not pass the test shame shame shame
We are getting ? No ignorance is already implemented in US for decades
Does anyone know that Ted Cruz is Canadian???
@@GillyBean1978 - Yep sure do! Lie’n Ted ‘Cancun’ Cruz is a Canadian, Cuban White-supremacist... go figure??? Don’t forget to purchase your very own lie’n Ted Cruz piñatas - now available online!
It’s incredible that they struggled with identifying Doug. Now I admit that his name isn’t very familiar for me also... but a few of them did not even know who Kamala Harris is! How’s that even possible?
To be honest, I wouldn't be able to identify Mike Pences wife/mother .
Female vice-spouses get attention if they are young and stylish. (Or ridiculed if they are outspoken and not young and pretty) But yeah, NOT knowing who the vice president is? WOW! It's like they are from another planet.
I for one didn't know she was married. He keeps a low profile.
well im not american but i think i wouldn't be able to tell a single politican in my little country aswell. America has a huge impact while in my own country they're just there arguing with each other and then dont come togheter so everyrthing stays the same. i Could be one of these persons which dont know they're leaders ^^'
I find more disturbing that there are people in the U.S. that don't know who Kamala is.
Omg i feel the pancake story on a whole other level! This is my life everyday with my kids 😂🤣😅
🙂
Imagine how care free your life must be if you don’t know who was elected as Vice President of your own country a few months ago. Such bliss 😂
"Doug enough". Omg, that lady almost caused my death from laughter 🤣🤣
That's my mom! 🤣 She knows who the VP is btw, she has a speech impediment after having 2 strokes last year
@@zakiahwynn Awww, bless her heart.
I love the woman who had correctly identified everybody. yay you're so young and so smart. I love you very much!
She was great!! Very cute too 😻 wonder if she is a poli-sci student or something.
Thank you
Okay, so I understand some people not being able to identify the second gentleman. Heck, I wouldn't have recognized him right off the bat if I saw him down the street. But not recognizing the VP? With some claiming she was a "Kardashian" ?
I'm starting to understand why Americans got 45 as their President.
@Chris Albert according to 45, uneducated citizens are the best so its no surprise
45 did not know whats all the stars/stripes on the flag for!!!
So I dont blame the ignorance of others.
Yup.
True
So sad a comment, yet so damn true
I seriously look forward to these video clips EVERY DAY! Jimmy Kimmel is dope and HILARIOUS!
This was one of the best monologues I've ever seen.
How on earth do people not know who Kamala Harris is🤦🏻♀️ in California of all places
They’re American - they barely know their own name! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What kind of stupid idiots. Like what do they do in life?
The power of drugs can do to people
They are young. At their age I wouldn't have known either.
They didn't vote....Thats why none of these bozo's know. EXCEPT one person! (they they showed)
just a detail: to print the photo on BOTH sides is simply a genius move
Agreed
"Give me one more hint" omg. These people are the reason Trump was ever President
Always exercise caution,as we are are grossly outnumbered by idiots!
@@lindastruckus776 - 👍🏼 Yes, be vigilant, don’t let your guard down‼️
I wonder how many people they asked before finding that one person who got it right
What do y'all think about the $15 min wage ??
No, I do not think these people are for real... there is no way these people don't know who Kamala is 🤦🏻♀️
@@eaglevision9791 They had people who didn't know who Joe Biden was when he'd been VP to Obama for two years.
Don'tcha love it?? The main news item of the day is a benign tiff Jimmy has with his kids.
Aaaaah...life is good!
He is hilarious in anything to do with kids, ESPECIALLY his own.
wthell. I'm Italian and even I know who they are and their names. do these people even vote??
“Donald?”
“Oh God, no.”
😂😂😂
My brain has just rejected that name, what did you say again?
I'll Bottle Voluntary Work Dont Worry About It
@@ethangatenby2547 Donald Rumsfeld; United Airlines Flight 93 was "shot down over Pennsylvania".
“ The hollow laughter of a weirded out weatherman.”
My Dad used to just take the refused meal, and eat it in front of us. Then get up, rub his belly, and walk away. By lunchtime.. we were ready to eat whatever he plopped down.
LOL! 😆
We had to sit at the table until we ate whatever was put in front of us.
We just didn't eat anything until the next meal. Don't want it? Okay. Nothing 'till dinner.
Lmao I was thinking the same thing. If I told my parents I didn't like the pancakes they would tell me "ok sure no pancakes then" and take them away. They would 100% not negotiate haha
My parents never had to force the five of us to eat anything. I was born after my father came back from Africa after the war ended in 1945. The older siblings knew to eat what mom was able to put on the table and I learned to do the same. It took me a long time to learn to eat green beans though! 😂
Jimmy, you have become my FAVORITE late-nite host! You are so hilarious, esp when you talk abt your family & 🤬!
Hahahaha!! That kidney joke was GRRRRREAT! 🤣🤣
Im from Singapore 🇸🇬 and i enjoy watching Jimmy everyday. 😂😂😂
“...turn Facebook into a Blockbuster Store.” Yes, please.
Thanks Jimmy for being honest and put it in a funny way that can make us laugh!
You too "screamed" at your kids. 😊
I just love it when Jimmy talks about his kids!
I never want to hear from or about Trump again.
Same Here
Yup same
I want to know all the details of how the alligators in the swamp ate him alive.. we all can dream.
Yet, we must hammer his incompetence into the brains of his nitwit cult members for years to come. This must never be allowed to happen again (where the least educated among us have the power to make decisions that affect the entire country, with tragic consequences).
maybe id watch a conviction for him or any family member, but good point you make
I don't blame anyone for not recognizing Doug Emhoff, but HOW do people not recognize Kamala Harris after the wall to wall coverage for the past year???
Trumpsters
California hipsters who don't own a TV. Perhaps they've gone offline/ off-grid too?
YOU WON THE PANCAKE WAR WITH THE KIDS. WAY TO GO.
Hahahaha the kids story and Alexa story hahaha "I have kids I don't need more small things following me around asking me to buy stuff" HILARIOUS 😂 🤣
Eat the pancakes or...
I’ll say eat the pancakes again.
I can only imagine that I would say "this is the only food available to you; nobody's making you eat it, but you're not getting anything else before the next regular mealtime". When you yell at children, you legitimize the idea of yelling to get your way.
@@AdrianColley yes, yelling at children is not ok, it's gross, humiliating, and traumatizing. But also, why the hell forcing someone to eat crap? They're not going to all of a sudden start liking the food if you abuse them with it. People feel the taste differently, we have different preferences. If something doesn't taste good for your kid, you replace it with something that doesn't make them nauseous and depressed.
@@ChocolateMuffin308 This nation has been listening to unqualified "experts" for a while now who have decided that children should be handled with kid gloves and never face consequences for their actions. Sorry - the human race has existed for thousands of generations and most of those have had children receive consequences a lot "worse" than being yelled at. Yet we have survived and gotten pretty far along. Now we worry about kids being self-entitled and self-absorbed. When you read about younger people thinking mommy should intervene to protect them in everyday life situations I think we might have a problem with being too soft on kids at an early age. Not speaking about all young people but enough to be noticeable. Yelling at your kid when they need it is not abusive or bad - letting them get away with everything is bad.
😂 Hilarious show. Love a good pancake war. Love kimmel’s interview with Bernie 🔥🔥
This whole episode of your monologue was hysterical Jimmy. From your children, wife, idiot trump, people on the street; everything. I laughed through the whole thing, I am still laughing.
Hello Pamela .... I would love to know you more better if you don’t mind ?
I just want to be treated nicely, omg this killed me 😂
Thank you Jimmy. Social media isn’t something that we are on but, getting off is not a bad thing. You’re not constantly on your phone. That’s all I see when I’m out and about. People on their phone’s, even while driving.
Sending my thoughts to the people of Texas
My Alexa just asked me if I’m trying to order buisquick because of jimmy 😳
Did anybody else's Alexa just order a bunch of Bisquick?
That kidney joke was 10/10. Props.
11/10 or gedadahee
Im Serious About Leaving Welwyn Garden City
No Ones Going To Harm Me In The Future Its Fine
Im Not Going To Work Or Do Voluntary
I Really Hate Welwyn Garden City
Did the kids demand to see the Manager? 😀
Neither of them are named “Karen” so hopefully not.
And that perfectly shows the importance of education in this country!
Yes and not teaching tests like they have been doing for decades now.
It pains me to think how many people may look at that smart lady who identified the picture and think she’s not smart because of her young age and the way she’s dressed.
OMG HOW IGNORANT THIS SOCIETY!
Dude... Please don't mention Alexa in your monologue. You just ordered Bisquick on my Fire Tablet!
I yelled “don’t listen to Jimmy!” Lmao
😂
Oh no. There's gonna be another FCC fine for this
🤣🤣🤣
Well, do yourself a favor and don't watch the South Park episode where Cartman discovers that Alexa will repeat back whatever he tells her to buy, no matter what it is.
I'm glad they did show one person that follows their own country!
I just can't with americans and being as completely clueless who their elected leaders are.
You certainly would of not known who Tim Kaine was.
@@johnposton4208 Why do you say was? He's still in there.
@@ettorenamias Because he was going to be the Vice President, therefor since he being white, nobody would pay no mind to it.
How can some Americans not know who Kamala Harris husband is wow I am Canadian and I knew his name 😲😳🤦🏻♂️
I've never seen or heard about him before 🤷♂️ and I voted for Biden 😅
... what about how many of them didn't know who Kamala is?!!!!!
Cuz no one cares.
Honestly, I follow the news and had no idea what he looked like or what his name was. He really doesn't get much mention here.
I am polish living in the UK...even i know who she And her husband is... 🙈
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
❤
@@kanashak8450 💔
You are the best, keep on going. Truth out with humor!
He is ON 🔥 🔥 🔥!!!!
This is not a restaurant...when i was little i had no choice........" where you in my family Jimmy?
Anyone making protein pancakes, add vanilla & cinnamon w/ a little nutmeg.
the nutella clinched it.
@@darthvirgin7157 oh, I will be trying it.
Vanilla and cinnamon for sure.
America really needs to have Civics taught in Schools..... notwithstanding how funny it was , as to how unknown Doug Imhoff your second Gent was, and the responses were funny haha,, but I'm from Europe and so knew that .
In High School, Government is a required class to graduate. It's taught. And a lot of civics topics are covered in History/American History. It's a choice to not be informed.
You never let me down with the laughter!
You just set off millions of people's Alexas at almost midnight 😂
The visual images brought on from your comment are hilarious. I never thought of an Alexis being activated via TV. Best laugh I've had all week. Bravo.
Alexa.. love spell check...
@@cjcreel4500 Everyone else in my house was sleeping and Alexa was ordering Bisquick at full volume 😂
Mine didn't get triggered for once! But I was watching a YT video once, at really low volume because my husband was asleep next to me, and someone in the video said, "Alexa, turn the light to 100%" and suddenly our bedroom was so bright I'm surprised planes didn't think it was a landing strip. But the worst are Amazon Music ads during podcasts! I leave a podcast running on my phone overnight and kept being woken up by Dolly Parton blaring out of Alexa. I checked my voice history after it happened repeatedly, around the same time in the middle of the night, and the voice history sounded like Alexa giving herself the command to "play Dolly Parton" - it was actually picking it up 5+ times a night, but only successfully triggered twice a night. I tried customer service and they had no clue why it was happening. It wasn't until I put the podcast on while I was doing some stuff awake that finally I heard the Amazon Music ad "Just say, Alexa, play Dolly Parton" while advertising a new album or something. I thought I was losing my mind or we were having our Alexa "hacked" (even though it made no sense lol) or we had a Dolly loving ghost.
@@cjcreel4500 LOL, one day my teacher was saying "Alexa" (refering to a student) while IN THE ZOOM MEETING. And my alexa turned on, and the whole class came down in laughter when they heard me trying turn her off.
Its going to be horrible if they let Trump back on facebook. It'll just be the same old bs all over again
And the Republicans want him to attend the CPAC! He will probably be their candidate for president in 2024🤯😫 I'll have to stop paying attention to the news. I can't go through it again.
@Meghan the GOP is drafting literally hundreds of voter suppression bills across the country to make sure that only the morons’ votes ever get cast and counted.
So no free speech?
At least it's entertaining i do miss that about DJT fo sho
If they do, time to quit FB
Why on earth is the USPS also designing trucks. That's a weird insourcing. I have never seen this anywhere else than in the US.
I’m just here for my daily dose of Guillermo
The USPS truck looks like a car you'd see in some Pixar movie...nothing you'd see in real life...we all laugh until it's in our driveways
I thought it looked vaguely Pope-mobile ish 🤣
Or my childhood drawing of a car. xD left the designer to the children for budget. xD
Omg trueeee
Too bad president Biden can't fire deJoy .
@@teresitauy5532 Biden is nominating three Democrats to the USPS Board. If confirmed by Senate that will be enough to fire him. I can't wait.
Pretty sure Kamala's said "Doug... Enough." to him more than once.
I definetly didn't just try to click your profile pic
Hope you're entertained.
My mom is the one who said that. She knows who VP Kamala Harris is, she has a speech impediment after having 2 strokes last year. She not ignorant for all you folks in the comments
Unbelievable delivery and writers with real talent
Good for you Jimmy 👍
The follow up question to the Doug Emhoff picture should have been: Who did you vote for?
They didn’t...except maybe the
last girl.
@@opaltaberna6817 u r right.
@@opaltaberna6817 Yep, Trumpies never investigate who the opponent is: they just paint him as some evil socialist dude comin' to take down their beloved lord Donald
Shoutout to Guillermo!
I love hearing stories about his life at home, so funny!
"BING BONG - BING BONG" -45th president of the United States of America
🎶Spider-dog, Spider-dog, two buttholes for dropping logs 🎵
😂😂😂😭☠
So when the dog takes a whizz, which leg does it lift?
My grandkids turned me onto this, using a pizza cutter to cut pancakes. Doesn’t rip or smush them in any way. 🥞
👍🤩
Great idea;I was already cutting quesadillas with it!
Brilliant!!! I love Jimmy's Monologs🤣🤣🤣🤣😁👏👍
“Big Bird in a manly way” 😂
The people of LA are on something stronger than Weed
I know, they can't even know about their first female VP, it is like if they didn't know Biden was VP back under Obama: wait a min- they ALSO didn't know who biden was when he was VP, I'm sure LA people are REAL HIGH, they are more high than Klaus ever was.
Yes, like, er...like um...like...like...
They have to be.. You have to know who's running your country even if you don't pay attention to the news like that..
Dwl
Missed opportunity: "Put. The cereal. DOWN."
My favorite line!
you forgot "the likes of which we've never seen"
LOVE THIS MONOLOGUE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY LIFE. MORE PLEESE
These people have been sleeping under a rock...
Americans have been sleeping under a rock for years: 74 million people voted for Trump in 2020.
@@randomdude4049 why do you think they voted for him?
The people at the end of this show demonstrate the trouble the United States is in. EXCEPT for the intelligent young lady at the end. Then it was our luck a UFO took her. Now we’re screwed‼️
😂🤣🤔😢😢
Imagine more than a billion indians know who kamala harris is!!!
😂 the only smart one lol
That ending is hilarious but sad
She's on magazine covers at the grocery store FFS! But these California hipsters order everything online nowadays including groceries. Some don't own a TV. Some are facially blind. That's my defense of my fellow (ignorant) Americans and I'm sticking to it.
the last one gave me a glimmer of hope for America.
These people didn’t know who Emhoff is, but they also didn’t know who Biden was back when he was VP sooooooo..
Edit, after having watched the whole thing: nor to they now who their Vice President is now once again
Aren’t they in California? These people don’t know who their senators are? That’s what makes this even more pathetic. And they can’t all be tourists.
@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou So, they have even fewer senators names to remember, and they still cant get one? My gawd that's s*d
@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou wouldn't one of the reasons be, because you want truthful, honest people, to run our government?
A Senator from any state, has a power of 1 in 100, so please elaborate a bit more, of how it doesn't matter who the Senators are, just because you have a higher population.
I am not really sure how the per capita percentage applies to one Senators amount of power in the government.
So if you could help me understand a bit better, I would appreciate it.
A Senator from California has the same power as one from Deleware, please explain further, why the California resident shouldn't care about this power and the Deleware resident should.
I think that most turists would at least recognise Kamala Harris. She being the Vice President is historically very important and because of that she's been all over the world media since November.
Brooke I Look Like Christiano Ronaldo a Little Bit
Making fun of Trump will never be not funny.
Stop talking about Trump.
@@zerocool5395 TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
Who is this Trump guy? Can’t even find him on Instagram.
He sounds old. Maybe he uses Friendster
@@tng183 Can't find him on Twitter either lmao.
Still living rent free in demroRats heads 😂
Thank you, for having your show 🙂
Alexa just ordered pancake mix. Thanks!
You have relieved so much parenting guilt tonight ❤️🙏
Ikr? Eminently relatable story :-D
Hi
Omg how is it that these people don’t know Kamala Harris !!!!
Jimmy's parenting story reminds me of what my parents would tell me if I didn't want to eat my food and prepares me for my kid who seems to be going through this phase soon, can't wait lol 🙃
COME THROUGH, QUEEN!!! ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿