Donald Trump Jr Defends Ted Cruz Amid Vacation Fallout

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  • čas přidán 18. 02. 2021
  • The weekend is finally here, freezing temperatures are sweeping the USA, Ted Cruz is laying low amid the fallout from his Mexican vacation and Donald Trump Jr. came to his defense, Lt. Governor Dan Patrick might win the award for dumbest Texas politician after his comments about windmills and the Green New Deal, the USA has finally rejoined the Paris Climate Accord, scientists have successfully cloned a black footed ferret, two young women were busted for dressing up as old ladies to get the vaccine, a new line of Karen dolls, and much to Jimmy’s dismay - his wife Molly gives away his most cherished possessions in a new game called “Win Jimmy’s Crap!”
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  • @quincylockett7846
    @quincylockett7846 Před 3 lety +78

    The Karen commercial was everything...🤣😂😁 Grammy worthy

  • @dhoward5757
    @dhoward5757 Před 3 lety +351

    Texas has its own electrical grid, Texans voted, they didn't want to be part of a national grid. Yet a New York congress woman raised 2 million for them. We are capable of helping each other.

    • @soonersdevil
      @soonersdevil Před 3 lety +36

      Will Fox even mentioned the Dreaded...A O C 🤔 ??

    • @shaneo5436
      @shaneo5436 Před 3 lety +20

      Even if it's not appreciated

    • @erikrogers8214
      @erikrogers8214 Před 3 lety +20

      I can't wait untill Ted Cruz tries to bash AOC!

    • @naturgrel
      @naturgrel Před 3 lety +15

      NO! TEXANS DID NOT VOTE FOR THAT. THAT WAS DONE BY OUR DUMBASS REPUBLICAN GOVERNMENT! 😡

    • @verlorenish
      @verlorenish Před 3 lety +2

      @@CC-kh3ps Sure thing bud.

  • @davewitter6565
    @davewitter6565 Před 3 lety +358

    Beto O'Rourke was serving hot meals and AOC was rising money for Texas food banks.
    Ted was saying, " I feel your pain" on the Beach in Cancun. Priceless.

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 Před 3 lety +19

      They will NEVER see that way. Never. Blinded by fear and anger, they just honestly cant see who is on their side. It actually makes me sad

    • @reallyrowdyred
      @reallyrowdyred Před 3 lety +4

      Neither of whom, are welcome here in Texas. We don't buy those political stunts to gain favor.

    • @TranceID99
      @TranceID99 Před 3 lety +18

      @@reallyrowdyred Ted KKKruz, not welcome in Texas. Harsh!!!

    • @lucg4493
      @lucg4493 Před 3 lety +8

      @@reallyrowdyred ah salty u are

    • @mosesm6040
      @mosesm6040 Před 3 lety +3

      Eduardo Rafael Cruz fits in perfectly well in Mexico, just let him be!

  • @scoobydoo3928
    @scoobydoo3928 Před 3 lety +3

    Win Jimmy's crap, is the best thing I have seen on TV in quite a while. Do it some more Molly!

  • @rwillems
    @rwillems Před 3 lety +219

    So strange how wind mills in Alaska, Canada, Colorado and the Arctic didn't freeze. Hmm.🙃

    • @-gumby-3381
      @-gumby-3381 Před 3 lety +26

      They will try everything to halt progress and protect their oil and gas friends. It should be a crime honestly to prevent progress on green tech.

    • @MistaINCTV
      @MistaINCTV Před 3 lety +7

      They’re not ready for this conversation

    • @Laggy200ms
      @Laggy200ms Před 3 lety +16

      Thats because AOC is up there with a blow torch and antifreeze. Q from fox news told me so.
      🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Hey Jr. Stay off the cocaine.
      He probably got it from the my pillow guy.

    • @cazed1
      @cazed1 Před 3 lety +6

      @@nicksbits never commit yourself to only one source of information.

    • @bethzuehlke7695
      @bethzuehlke7695 Před 3 lety +5

      Give TX back to Mexico.

  • @mariagregg2350
    @mariagregg2350 Před 3 lety +158

    His wife had me cracking up she's full of personality love it

    • @tylerjakes5651
      @tylerjakes5651 Před 3 lety +1

      Hello Maria
      How are you doing?
      Hope you are your family are safe?

    • @MkurugenziMwenyekiti
      @MkurugenziMwenyekiti Před 3 lety +4

      Umm.. Maria, do you know this guy?
      Is he bothering you?
      I could call security... You good?

    • @calliongreen4215
      @calliongreen4215 Před 3 lety

      😂😂

    • @jeffreyschueler2223
      @jeffreyschueler2223 Před 3 lety +1

      Agreed I get what Matt Damon sees in her

    • @llcooljay520
      @llcooljay520 Před 3 lety +1

      She is so quick. She is probably the only person that can keep up with Jimmy and give it back with interest. They are a good match.

  • @goranklaren2566
    @goranklaren2566 Před 3 lety +91

    Sure windmills aren’t working in cold weather. That’s why we have them here in Sweden…. They have them in Antarctica to.

    • @lemonielala3080
      @lemonielala3080 Před 3 lety +8

      Yeah, I LOL:ed at that from Finland too. 😂 Sure Fox, Texas is too cold for windmills. 😏

    • @Jason28282
      @Jason28282 Před 3 lety +1

      And I am sure those windmills were meant to be built in and work in that kind of climate. It hardly gets cold in Texas. Like ever.

    • @Oreo9702
      @Oreo9702 Před 3 lety +9

      But they had the opportunity to build them so they would work like the ones in Sweden, Finland and Antarctica. But because they chose to deregulate their electric grid so there's no government oversight, they can do what they want, build how they want, and when Texas nearly freezes all to hell, they'll blame everyone else because the windmills don't work.

    • @MsAnpassad
      @MsAnpassad Před 3 lety +7

      @@Jason28282 We hardly have any severe heatwaves in Sweden, yet we build for them. If Texas had been situated in the tropics, then sure, don't build for cold. But this happens every 10 years in Texas, that is just far to often.

    • @iggypopisgod9
      @iggypopisgod9 Před 3 lety +1

      stop it, it has nothing to due with f windmills.

  • @SithLordNefaar022
    @SithLordNefaar022 Před 3 lety +5

    *Jimmy to Jr.* "I feel like you've had enough *breaks* in your life."
    That did it 4 me 🤣💯

  • @petuniapop7819
    @petuniapop7819 Před 3 lety +71

    Austin here. 5 days without power. Just got it back today. Still three days with no water. I’m glad to be able to catch up on Kimmel with my new power!!!

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 Před 3 lety +1

      Time to buy a backup generator.

    • @petuniapop7819
      @petuniapop7819 Před 3 lety +2

      @@sweiland75 this week i learned that the doomsday preppers know what’s up.

    • @tiffanymichaels2429
      @tiffanymichaels2429 Před 3 lety +3

      My heart goes out to all of you in Texas. Much love from Minnesota.

    • @charlesgallagher1376
      @charlesgallagher1376 Před 3 lety

      If you see Joe Rogan, ask him how he likes Texas.

    • @petuniapop7819
      @petuniapop7819 Před 3 lety

      @@tiffanymichaels2429 thank you so much!! ❤️

  • @ericw1355
    @ericw1355 Před 3 lety +187

    when did holding someone accountable for their bullshit become "canceling"

    • @robkunkel8833
      @robkunkel8833 Před 3 lety +22

      We have new words that work for the newly developing brain. In 2008 a black man became President and that is driving two generations of white people losing power crazy. These folks are now studying different versions of Civics never studied before 2008. The Don Juniors and the Karens are the result.

    • @msc2u1
      @msc2u1 Před 3 lety +5

      @@robkunkel8833 perfectly analyzed 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @multitudeofidols
      @multitudeofidols Před 3 lety +7

      They've built a narrative around the concept of "cancel culture" and, goddamit, they're going to bludgeon everyone over the head with it.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief Před 3 lety +4

      When you're white and rich you're not supposed to be held responsible for anything. That's why they hate Consequence Culture.

    • @erikrogers8214
      @erikrogers8214 Před 3 lety

      Because these folks have to create phony names for things that don't exist like remember "Identity Politics" and how phony that was?

  • @kaleidoscope222
    @kaleidoscope222 Před 3 lety +66

    "The wind doesn't blow as much in the winter." LMAO!!!!!!!

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Před 3 lety +2

      yeah, couldn't you tell from the snowflakes lazily drifting down?

    • @TheCreeper5261
      @TheCreeper5261 Před 3 lety

      The joke is on you because he's correct our wind turbines are in West Texas and it's not near as windy in the winter time as it is spring and summer time

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Před 3 lety +7

      @@TheCreeper5261 So, the wind turbines were put in a non-windy place, and you think the "jokes on us"? gotcha.

    • @drfixit1554
      @drfixit1554 Před 3 lety

      If you like Tropic Thunder give a thumbs up & pass it on to all comments. Save Comedy!

    • @michaelcrowley9923
      @michaelcrowley9923 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheCreeper5261 imagine English being so hard on you yeah imagine turbines being set in a non windy part of shitexas

  • @DjangoThunders
    @DjangoThunders Před 3 lety +45

    The Karen commercial is priceless!

  • @RayBetterThanEvilCanival
    @RayBetterThanEvilCanival Před 3 lety +460

    We have windmills in Canada, they work just fine here throughout the winter. Miss me with the bs

    • @peakay6729
      @peakay6729 Před 3 lety +14

      So what’s the deal in Texas? Did they skip the maintenance on the turbines? What the heck?

    • @ethanbowman1493
      @ethanbowman1493 Před 3 lety +11

      The wind turbines in Canada are designed to work in the cold. In Texas k it doesn’t get that cold right, so why would we spend more money for something that hasn’t been needed in over 100 years

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 Před 3 lety +7

      Ikr???🤦‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️
      Love from Victoria BC

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 Před 3 lety +40

      @@ethanbowman1493
      Well... because OBVIOUSLY you do!!!
      When millions of people depend on you for freaking SURVIVAL, maybe you should be prepared???

    • @mohammedabdulwahhab3943
      @mohammedabdulwahhab3943 Před 3 lety +18

      @@ethanbowman1493 Well maybe because the resources that've been used for the 'past 100 years' have gotten so scarce that they probably won't even last for the next 50 years at this rate. Obviously you're going to need to rely on something else to generate energy in it's place.. That's where things like windmills step in

  • @lauriehollinger4540
    @lauriehollinger4540 Před 3 lety +46

    I live in Texas Lt. Dan, and the wind was blowing like crazy during the storm

  • @katanyajason3316
    @katanyajason3316 Před 3 lety +156

    Is it true that Cancun Cruz in 2016 said: "I'll believe in climate change when Texas freezes over" ? 😂😂

    • @meghan42
      @meghan42 Před 3 lety +11

      Hilarious!

    • @bobbiemanning2181
      @bobbiemanning2181 Před 3 lety +7

      Lol! That's funny!

    • @xxxgammaxxx
      @xxxgammaxxx Před 3 lety +12

      Calling Texas hell?

    • @idalarsen2540
      @idalarsen2540 Před 3 lety +8

      BOOM. A reporter should confront him with that clip.

    • @jib50jab88
      @jib50jab88 Před 3 lety +3

      The last 4 years under Trump we had such good Winters, Biden gets in and HELL Freezes over.

  • @bearly_wingin_it
    @bearly_wingin_it Před 3 lety +8

    “During the winter time because the sun is not out as much and the wind does not blow as much…” The wind doesn’t blow in the winter time in Texas? No sun in the winter time in Texas!? Whhhhaaaaat!? 🙄

  • @missingno81
    @missingno81 Před 3 lety +248

    All I hear from his defenders is that they’re rich and the the disaster is a poor mans problem.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief Před 3 lety +11

      That's 'pro-life' Righties for you.

    • @newclothes8165
      @newclothes8165 Před 3 lety +3

      The crazy thing about this(yes you are right) , is the footage they show of busted pipes have been in some nice-looking homes. True these well-to-do people have the money and insurance to repair but they will be inconvenienced for some time so they are feeling the effects of this too.

    • @paulinelarson465
      @paulinelarson465 Před 3 lety +3

      @@newclothes8165 I know some people with fancy houses and no furniture. They are using both their salaries just to pay the mortgage and car payment. Put on a prosperous face !

    • @gotchagracie3979
      @gotchagracie3979 Před 3 lety +1

      New Clothes unless they’ve got flood insurance, i dont think they’ll be covered for the busted pipes and water damage, unless they have flood insurance.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Před 3 lety +3

      @@newclothes8165 They won't show the poor homes, in the dark, children afraid...they won't show you that.😒

  • @AmusementLabs
    @AmusementLabs Před 3 lety +38

    I would 100% LOVE to see this every week even! Molly's shenanigans like the mask and the truck are just 👌 *chef's kiss* 😅

  • @80077655
    @80077655 Před 3 lety +26

    At Quantico Marine officers are taught they never eat until their troops are fed...but then again, Cruz (or any of the Trumps ever were Marines...or any service branch). Guess they had other priorities..

    • @cynthiabrent6479
      @cynthiabrent6479 Před 3 lety +2

      That just reminded me of a line from the 📺 show "The Sopranos":
      "When Jackie was boss nobody minded because it all evened out in the end. But your uncle, does HE eat alone! He doesn't even pass the salt!"🤔😉😉

  • @QHuda_A
    @QHuda_A Před 3 lety +27

    Jimmy should have his wife in the show more often, love her dry sense of humor.

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 Před 3 lety +5

      She's the head writer on the show-- that's how they met. cool, huh?

  • @suem7172
    @suem7172 Před 3 lety +124

    Meanwhile in frigid Iowa, our windmills are spinning happily away!!

    • @islandlife7516
      @islandlife7516 Před 3 lety +3

      I thought windmills be killing birds and giving Cancer 😂😂😂😂

    • @Rayzersword
      @Rayzersword Před 3 lety +7

      Meanwhile, on a tiny wind-battered Canadian island, our windmills have never frozen ether. The problem is that Texas windmills suck.

    • @strangerwithscience3597
      @strangerwithscience3597 Před 3 lety +5

      Its all deceptive to make green energy look bad.

    • @utha2665
      @utha2665 Před 3 lety +5

      @Iron Fist Yep, we'll take that, the windmills are liberal, *that's why they work* , Texas obviously cheaped out and bought conservative ones.

    • @islandlife7516
      @islandlife7516 Před 3 lety +1

      @Iron Fist must be American

  • @bluefalcon3629
    @bluefalcon3629 Před 3 lety +518

    You know you’ve screwed up when Don Jr has to defend you.

    • @pauld5328
      @pauld5328 Před 3 lety +10

      Don Jr. needs to get those horse teeth filed down.

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 Před 3 lety +7

      I wonder if Jr was motivated to defend Cruz or if it was an excuse to use the "Cancun Cruz/cruise" line. "Look, Daddy, I can do clever nicknames too!"

    • @pamalawashington9371
      @pamalawashington9371 Před 3 lety +4

      @@pauld5328 I was wondering if he always talks through his teeth like that! I typically don't watch the idiot!

    • @lebdav
      @lebdav Před 3 lety +1

      You know you screwed up when you have a gov. like cuomo
      any mention of that jimmy

    • @dannywitt5160
      @dannywitt5160 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lebdav Naw Kimmels Bosses Wont let hi,m!! LOUDER JIMMY

  • @Revz8bit
    @Revz8bit Před 3 lety +15

    You mean the guy who golfed during most of his presidency, and during the pandemic, defended Cruz for jumping ship when his state was in crisis? You dont say!

    • @flower7774
      @flower7774 Před 3 lety

      your a straight out false witness..TRUMP WORKED LIKE NO OTHRT PRESIDENT AND HIS ENDURANCE AGAINST WACKOS LIKE POLOSI AND SCHIFF ETC..
      .. IS GOD SENT... FOR NO SHEER MAN COULD WITHSTAND. OVER 4 HALF YEARS... what President Trump has endured by the hand of God. ‼️

    • @Revz8bit
      @Revz8bit Před 3 lety

      @@flower7774 lol, okay.

    • @flower7774
      @flower7774 Před 3 lety

      @@Revz8bit 🤣🤣🤣LOL RIGHT BACK @ CHA ‼️

    • @patrickbuhr2258
      @patrickbuhr2258 Před 3 lety +1

      Which God? Over 200 extant religions in the world and every single one has the one true God. Religions are franchises. Paganism is the best choice. Ist religion and just worship beauty. Ma nature

    • @flower7774
      @flower7774 Před 3 lety

      HEY.. JOE BUCKER RUE...BYE BYE... DO NOT COMMENT OR REPLY BACK TO ME .. WE HV "NOTHING" N COMMON...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING..‼️ I'LL pray to the one and only True God of Goodness 4 you 2 SEE THE LIGHT and COME OUT OF ur DARKNESS...YOUR FULL OF NAME CALLING .. SO I HAD 2 STEP DOWN 2 UR LEVEL 4 U 2 UNDERSTAND... "HOPEFULLY" YOU GET IT ⁉️ NO..IM NOT ANGRY.. ONLY AGAINST EVILNESS/ WICKEDNESS...JESUS GOT ANGRY AND TURNED TABLES OVER.. IM NOT CRAZY OVER BROODS OF VIPERS...CRUZ IS S GOOD MAN ... SO IS PRESIDENT TRUMP... BEST PRESIDENT EVER‼️ HE PUTS AMERICA FIRST AND DOES WHAT HE SAYS..NOT JUST TO GET VOTES.. GOD FIRST '‼️😇THEN' AMERICAN CITIZENS 👍🙏‼️.. NOT OTHER COUNTRIES.. GOD HAS AN ORDER TO EVERYTHING.. MAKE NO MISTAKE‼️🇺🇸😉

  • @tshahbazi9126
    @tshahbazi9126 Před 3 lety +16

    Flyin lyin teddy boy must be in trouble when Donald jr is his supporter

  • @richcastro8990
    @richcastro8990 Před 3 lety +63

    That fake Karen commercial was the best thing I’ve ever seen... wow

    • @davidmills7601
      @davidmills7601 Před 3 lety +2

      It was the kid voice overs that did it for me.

    • @karenwhinesmore9347
      @karenwhinesmore9347 Před 3 lety

      Omg I know...lmfao

    • @owens75647
      @owens75647 Před 3 lety +2

      No, we, Texans, want to cancel this seditious Senator Cruz for his actions in Washington on January 6th. He represents what's wrong with the current Republican party, privileged and politically distanced from the needs of their constituents. What's that called?? Lacking empathy.

    • @mjo.4166
      @mjo.4166 Před 3 lety

      @collin Williams actually those were actual representations of women I've run into at Trader Joes. The real thing

  • @chillsillego9599
    @chillsillego9599 Před 3 lety +302

    Jimmy “s Wife is SAVAGE & her sense of humor is “HILARIOUS”!!!!

    • @robkunkel8833
      @robkunkel8833 Před 3 lety +17

      Every month .... she should be on giving away something. And no contest losers. I love the hints. ❤️

    • @crystalheart9
      @crystalheart9 Před 3 lety +8

      I was surprised at how funny she was too.

    • @alexandriayannotti1592
      @alexandriayannotti1592 Před 3 lety +5

      She was funny - I like her and the segment!

    • @Psilocybism
      @Psilocybism Před 3 lety +1

      Secretly, she's the master brain behind Jimmy tonight show 😉

  • @AbsoluteNut1
    @AbsoluteNut1 Před 3 lety +117

    Don Jr: "Rich people can do any damn thing they want, you peasants!"

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Před 3 lety +3

      "let them eat cake!"

    • @Helen3691
      @Helen3691 Před 3 lety +3

      @@dracoargentum9783 let them eat tacos!

    • @flower7774
      @flower7774 Před 3 lety

      SOUNDS JUST LIKE BIDEN/ POLOSI had the BAD ATTITUDE..

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Před 3 lety +10

      @@flower7774 sounds like a trump/qanon kinda response.

    • @tegmapat11
      @tegmapat11 Před 3 lety +1

      And is that why this Administration is doing anything they want and putting this country under a dictatorship? You need to realize that once they have total control, YOU are going to living in a hell, too, just like the people of N. Korea. Wake up!

  • @andrewhuesca7137
    @andrewhuesca7137 Před 3 lety +1

    I may like Kimmel's opening monologue the best

  • @leebehl3063
    @leebehl3063 Před 3 lety +35

    That "Karen Doll" commercial was too good to see only once. You should play that one a few more times, lol! Great segment (8:00)

  • @waterwoman901
    @waterwoman901 Před 3 lety +262

    The whole country of Germany is freezing cold and has green energy, I've never seen a power outage there!

    • @sparky4405
      @sparky4405 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol no country is totally green

    • @DansModelBench
      @DansModelBench Před 3 lety +53

      @@sparky4405 About 43 percent of Germany’s power is green energy. The key difference is they don’t have the US Republican Party. So stuff actually works for the betterment of society and not just the top 1 percent.

    • @caroldocherty6810
      @caroldocherty6810 Před 3 lety +11

      @@DansModelBench Also we don't have over ground power cables it is all underground.

    • @douglasgreene7147
      @douglasgreene7147 Před 3 lety

      @@DansModelBench in

    • @sparky4405
      @sparky4405 Před 3 lety

      @@DansModelBench I dont get how that has to relate to my comment

  • @jimboyko2854
    @jimboyko2854 Před 3 lety +1

    Thank you Jimmy for all the people that have an education .

  • @chironjo
    @chironjo Před 3 lety +13

    So, Ted Cruz has somebody that is covering his back! Huh.. consider the source! Nothing more that the "son of the Orange Insurrectionist!

  • @andjelaradonjic8692
    @andjelaradonjic8692 Před 3 lety +131

    Molly has a quick-witted and has astonishing tv personality. I love her. More of Molly please. Or not, give the Queen whatever SHE wants.

    • @Lora-G
      @Lora-G Před 3 lety +2

      I’d like to give him a break. Don jr from your privilege

    • @lovepet4565
      @lovepet4565 Před 3 lety +5

      Shes adorable and smart

    • @monroefizbo818
      @monroefizbo818 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes!!! Need to see more of her! What a great personality!!

  • @hahaherby
    @hahaherby Před 3 lety +17

    Thank you Jimmy & Molly for having me on your show! I had so much fun and I’m hanging them shoes up! 🖤😂😂😂

  • @johnmoloney7946
    @johnmoloney7946 Před 2 lety +2

    Jimmy I swear you have become my favorite talk show host. Your incredible

  • @thomaskentwgu2874
    @thomaskentwgu2874 Před 3 lety +25

    What Travis said: "If Trump Jr is defending you, you did something terrible."
    Don Jr such a lost job... everywhere.

  • @Gusbrake
    @Gusbrake Před 3 lety +111

    “I feel like you’ve had enough breaks in your life” *chefs kiss

  • @gljm
    @gljm Před 3 lety +77

    Does Donny Jr think that at that angle we won't see how bloodshot his eyes are?

    • @gwenmartinsen3979
      @gwenmartinsen3979 Před 3 lety +6

      Yeah, he needs to learn some new techniques for taking his selfie --- videos.

    • @rach7334
      @rach7334 Před 3 lety

      Compared to our president's son? A known addict? Get some facts before you make a statement like that.

    • @gljm
      @gljm Před 3 lety

      @@rach7334 My post was over 2 months ago , Hey Jr, did you run out of coke and just notice the post?

  • @badass2640
    @badass2640 Před 3 lety +1

    That has to be one of the funniest skits ever!! I REALLY WANT A KAREN BARBIE!!!

  • @martinrockport2485
    @martinrockport2485 Před 3 lety +1

    Ha ha! Molly Kimmel is absolutely hilarious! She should be on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show more!

  • @elzbietaheimann3247
    @elzbietaheimann3247 Před 3 lety +169

    I just love “Win Jimmy’s Crap”, Molly is extremely creative with her questions and answers 👏👏👏

    • @kongJr
      @kongJr Před 3 lety +5

      I was stumped on some of the questions ... I don't know how the contestants ever got it!

    • @lajinkccat8995
      @lajinkccat8995 Před 3 lety +7

      Yes! I hope to see her do this again, she was fun.

    • @EternalResonance
      @EternalResonance Před 3 lety +1

      Jimmy let us know when you're giving away your wife

    • @barefoot6745
      @barefoot6745 Před 3 lety

      @@EternalResonance
      😲

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 3 lety +2

      My wife is NEVER going to see this segment...

  • @phma192
    @phma192 Před 3 lety +71

    We need more Molly on the show. She really was good. Her commentary on point. Perfect match for Jimmy.

  • @joelcrow
    @joelcrow Před 3 lety +6

    Go watch SNL's "My drunk boyfriend" and then come back and look at DTj.

  • @Viviosworld
    @Viviosworld Před 3 lety +1

    One of my all time favorite skits, i want more of this lol

  • @SiganQ
    @SiganQ Před 3 lety +45

    I enjoy Guillermo. He's such a good personality

  • @Redorgreenful
    @Redorgreenful Před 3 lety +418

    “If I was a Trump, which I am.” The phrasing makes the sentence pointless. But the eloquence is typical of a Trump, which he is.

  • @CarolynsRVLife
    @CarolynsRVLife Před 3 lety +165

    Bold move by Don Jr with the camera aiming up his nose. Lucky no snow balls fell out. Or is he smoking it these days?

    • @annyms5092
      @annyms5092 Před 3 lety +1

      God bless, Jesus loves you and died for you all

    • @paulbrankin9614
      @paulbrankin9614 Před 3 lety +4

      He's been hanging with Hunter

    • @annyms5092
      @annyms5092 Před 3 lety

      @Alicia Espinosa great!🥰

    • @stephenz.8700
      @stephenz.8700 Před 3 lety +1

      I think he is smoking it..... notice how weird his mouth moves when he talks??? His mouth moves side to side simultaneously as up and down when words fall out his mouth like all foreigners from south park

    • @mikestone234
      @mikestone234 Před 3 lety +2

      Nope, you’re thinking of Hunter Biden.....the same Hunter, that, has his dad strung out on that Chinese money. Now, China wants to get paid for their investment.

  • @fcgHenden
    @fcgHenden Před 3 lety +1

    6:38 The silence here is precious and pretty much says "Yeah, we thunk it but now we know it don't work." 😂

  • @Erik-zx7tc
    @Erik-zx7tc Před 3 lety +124

    In northern Sweden we only have green energy and I haven't had a power outage in over 20 years.

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 Před 3 lety +31

      That's the difference between a first world country and a sh-thole country .

    • @MisterCovek
      @MisterCovek Před 3 lety +2

      Emphasis on "northern Sweden". If it's so great like you say, why hasn't the entire country adopted it? Easy for northern Sweden to be entirely green energy when you have the rest of not so green energy to rely on.

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 Před 3 lety +5

      In the United States we elect worthless politicians who only care about lining their own pockets with money!

    • @choo-choosims1956
      @choo-choosims1956 Před 3 lety +14

      @@MisterCovek he speaking on where he lives. That’s it. He doesn’t live in southern Sweden. Come on man

    • @karlhungus545
      @karlhungus545 Před 3 lety +6

      Thats because Sweden isn't an oligarchy like the USA...and Russia.

  • @thomasgaudette7367
    @thomasgaudette7367 Před 3 lety +203

    I'm impressed...who knew Jimmy's wife was his joke writer. 😀

    • @RinrvUSA
      @RinrvUSA Před 3 lety +11

      You know who has the bigger brain in that marriage 😉

    • @paulettemorgan9959
      @paulettemorgan9959 Před 3 lety +3

      I can see the connection .

    • @venithomas201
      @venithomas201 Před 3 lety +1

      Ha ha, no wife, no Jimmy Kimmel jokes!!

    • @ARQ93
      @ARQ93 Před 3 lety +9

      I was impressed at how funny she was since this was the first time I've seen her.

    • @ShawnKim111
      @ShawnKim111 Před 3 lety

      Haha she was joking????

  • @charlettemcrae759
    @charlettemcrae759 Před 3 lety +9

    Molly is every Wife! Getting to know her during Quarantine has been fun. She needs to have more segments!👍🏽😁

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 Před 3 lety +5

    Next week, "Here's all Jimmy's crap we found on eBay !"

  • @RMera-kg1xx
    @RMera-kg1xx Před 3 lety +333

    T. CRUZ should stay home and forget White House dreams. We don't need people like him.

    • @lebdav
      @lebdav Před 3 lety +2

      CUOMO

    • @weantoine
      @weantoine Před 3 lety +8

      @@lebdav Never ran for President and not bidding to run in 2024. Get your facts together, dude.

    • @rachelhoward6109
      @rachelhoward6109 Před 3 lety +3

      @@weantoine "In 2016, Cruz ran for President of the United States, placing second behind Donald Trump in the Republican primary." - Cruz's wiki page. He has never won the nomination but he ran for president.

    • @mikaelbiilmann6826
      @mikaelbiilmann6826 Před 3 lety

      @@rachelhoward6109 weantoine was talking about Cuomo.

    • @tammyreyna4074
      @tammyreyna4074 Před 3 lety

      Amen to that!

  • @americanartist6485
    @americanartist6485 Před 3 lety +46

    The lesson is 'winterize' your equipment. And quit price gouging your electric customers.

  • @itsneverlupus5544
    @itsneverlupus5544 Před 3 lety +10

    Isn't trump leaving mean we don't have to listen to his inept son?

  • @cameronsitton501
    @cameronsitton501 Před 3 lety +9

    Now that the US has rejoined the Paris Climate Accord, we can all breathe easier.
    Mostly due to the reduced smog levels.

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis

    “He’s a Senator. They mostly vote on things... he doesn’t manage crisis in his state.” You’re right. He hasn’t done so much. So aren’t we overpaying him? We vote, nobody pays us to do it.

    • @flyguy2021
      @flyguy2021 Před 3 lety +25

      Actually he said “crisises” which isn’t a word.

    • @cristina4436
      @cristina4436 Před 3 lety +25

      Yes, but other senators are offering help, he represents Texas, and as a coward he takes off in the middle of chaos in his state?? Unacceptable

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Před 3 lety

      To be fair, I'd want to know how long ago they booked that vacation - because if it was a long set plan, I'd get why he didn't want to disappoint his family again by putting his job first. I mean, it's already bad enough, having Ted Cruz for a father - but having to forego all family activities, because daddy's political career is more important, must be a real pisser.

    • @tamaramousley8597
      @tamaramousley8597 Před 3 lety +7

      @@lenkacfk7155 Cruz said it was freezing in Texas and his daughter wanted to go to Cancun. So he didn’t want to be a bad dad so they went to Cancun

    • @erikd2256
      @erikd2256 Před 3 lety

      Was just wondering if biden on his snow day was thinking about what he has accomplished over his 40+ years in the government......

  • @happycanayjian1582
    @happycanayjian1582 Před 3 lety +52

    Molly has my vote for appearing on the show more often. 😆

  • @jeanetteschock4744
    @jeanetteschock4744 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Love watching the old monologs ❤❤❤

  • @creamysauce5351
    @creamysauce5351 Před 3 lety +42

    “Hypocrites” & “angry haters” - Ted Cruz’s definition of Texans struggling right now

  • @kerryadams9100
    @kerryadams9100 Před 3 lety +225

    Molly should be a regular on the show. She seems like such a down to earth, fun loving person.

  • @Dr.TJ1
    @Dr.TJ1 Před 3 lety +35

    More Mollie please, she's great.

  • @bkk53
    @bkk53 Před 2 lety +1

    Jimmy you and Molly should have a segment at least every Friday although I will be happy every day

  • @aklevin
    @aklevin Před 3 lety +1

    Molly killed it! That was hilarious

  • @mieliav
    @mieliav Před 3 lety +145

    "they mostly vote on things". is this the best he can do after several years in the corridors of government?

    • @2dronetek2
      @2dronetek2 Před 3 lety +8

      I just said this too.... You would think he could use legislation in a sentence.

    • @robkunkel8833
      @robkunkel8833 Před 3 lety +7

      That is precious. They just vote on things.

    • @lauriechan1426
      @lauriechan1426 Před 3 lety +1

      And he pretends to run for chair of the rnc like that...oh boy 🤔😓

    • @bjjaah
      @bjjaah Před 3 lety +2

      In his altered state? Yes.

  • @donnydrumpf457
    @donnydrumpf457 Před 3 lety +36

    The “Karen Doll Collection” is the best!!!
    Very appropriate for these days.

  • @judithbradford9130
    @judithbradford9130 Před 3 lety +18

    Real funny to all the people without the means to fly to Mexico, who died from monoxide fumes trying to burn their furniture, or avoid freezing to death in their cars

  • @everythingiseverything9920

    Thank you to whoever decided to upload this as a 16 minute piece.
    About time, goddammit.

  • @Jessica-go6cy
    @Jessica-go6cy Před 3 lety +114

    Molly is the best I just died laughing, Molly needs a segment every show.
    Jimmy: This is a stupid game
    Molly: You’re a stupid man
    Me: same 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @NiamhCreates
    @NiamhCreates Před 3 lety +22

    That Karen Barbie commercial was gold.

  • @stanknowlton7043
    @stanknowlton7043 Před 3 lety

    So touching, there are still people willing to do the paperwork after you take a crap.

  • @JRandaII
    @JRandaII Před 3 lety +24

    America:
    - privatize the gains
    - socialize the losses

  • @sharbear4248
    @sharbear4248 Před 3 lety +186

    Just when you think Don Jr. can’t possibly humiliate himself further, he opens his mouth again reminding us he’s the biggest tool of them all. He hasn’t earned a thing on his own!

    • @rohansaikia6639
      @rohansaikia6639 Před 3 lety +9

      It's hereditary. Got it from his father.

    • @fernandodelosreyes3686
      @fernandodelosreyes3686 Před 3 lety +5

      Idiot the second = Donald Trump Jr,

    • @robox9225
      @robox9225 Před 3 lety +1

      Biggest fool it should be edit it

    • @kellya9050
      @kellya9050 Před 3 lety +5

      He is on drugs. I am sure of it.

    • @lynnchotoocho9713
      @lynnchotoocho9713 Před 3 lety +4

      He killed an Elephant then posed by its body with a knife in one hand and the tail in his other hand .

  • @lincolnlawyer9704
    @lincolnlawyer9704 Před 3 lety +19

    My wife and I loved the “Give away Jimmy Stuff” segment. Jimmy wife is awesome! Loved the Karen doll segment too.

  • @professorjoe
    @professorjoe Před 3 lety +2

    Holy crap......Jimmy's wife Molly is funnier than he is!!!! "You can write anything you want on here like, I want a divorce." I was freakin dead! LMAO

  • @scott4509
    @scott4509 Před 3 lety

    That bit with your wife was hilarious! Once a month! 🤣

  • @BadGuyKryptonite
    @BadGuyKryptonite Před 3 lety +45

    Did DJTJ really just say "Criseses?"....all the best words indeed.

    • @linadecrava895
      @linadecrava895 Před 3 lety +3

      What did they say, Apple doesn't fall far from the tree

    • @Helen3691
      @Helen3691 Před 3 lety

      What? You don’t understand such bigly words? Those T****s know all the best words. 🤣

  • @Russtopia
    @Russtopia Před 3 lety +191

    Windmills work just fine in cold weather, like in Canada. Guess what else works in Canada? Universal Health Care.

    • @sophiepires792
      @sophiepires792 Před 3 lety +6

      👌👍👏😊

    • @Jason28282
      @Jason28282 Před 3 lety +1

      Funny Canada. Did you ever think that Texas hardly ever gets any snow or any weather like that ever? I wonder how everybody would take it in Canada if the weather ever reached 110 degrees.

    • @silubr1
      @silubr1 Před 3 lety +19

      @@Jason28282 Don’t know the answer to that, but when I was in Canada, it got as warm as 35° in real money (~ 95°F). I (being German) was close to melting, but I somehow don’t remember the infrastructure collapsing.

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Před 3 lety +5

      And Poutine!

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Jason28282 the point that you seem to not get is that with Climate Change, you get extreme weather EVERYWHERE, and it's going to happen with increased regularity, so the age old excuse "well, it hardly ever happens" is gong to dry up faster than your summer droughts.

  • @winniegrant8113
    @winniegrant8113 Před 3 lety

    🤣😂😂. Did he say give me a brake 😂🤣😂🤣😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. Good one

  • @rebevera3699
    @rebevera3699 Před 3 lety

    Thank you Alexandria. Thank you BETO. BETO is a true Texas champion. He has been with us through many issues. BETO for Texas SENATOR.

  • @TheDavidlloydjones
    @TheDavidlloydjones Před 3 lety +48

    "Crisissis"? I think the word you're looking for is "crises," Junior.

    • @ricobhi
      @ricobhi Před 3 lety +1

      Crisisesesesessssssesssssssss

  • @sologrim3981
    @sologrim3981 Před 3 lety +54

    Jimmy’s wife should be on more often. She’s funny

  • @chrisroyal1563
    @chrisroyal1563 Před 3 lety +1

    The Dude ate a booger, to distract from the fact he was a moe moe at a debate.... So nothing this guy does surprises me. The best was when he came back wearing a Texas face mask though. That made me laugh seriously out loud. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bananasandnuts132
    @bananasandnuts132 Před 3 lety +1

    Missed opportunity by not using "can-cruz"

  • @matthewdo9027
    @matthewdo9027 Před 3 lety +381

    "Don't worry, the problem in Texas will go away in April.... like a miracle."

  • @andreas11735
    @andreas11735 Před 3 lety +196

    Molly needs her own show. She was on fire tonight!

  • @terrietackett8964
    @terrietackett8964 Před 3 lety +2

    A comedian once said, “ Women have stuff, and men have crap “!! 🤣

  • @freddiemontanez8461
    @freddiemontanez8461 Před 3 lety +1

    It was a fun game. Jimmy your wife is funny. Love your show.

  • @xaviotesharris891
    @xaviotesharris891 Před 3 lety +65

    I have just fallen completely in love with Jimmy's wife.

    • @trishadick3786
      @trishadick3786 Před 3 lety

      Will jimmy be pleased ?

    • @honeyartstudios
      @honeyartstudios Před 3 lety +2

      Apparently there will be a line!! LOL SHES AMAZING

    • @lowganb
      @lowganb Před 3 lety +3

      She’s the head writer on his show. Hilarious

  • @shadowlesswarrior
    @shadowlesswarrior Před 3 lety +335

    Who in hell Donnie Jr think he is to have any saying on the country politics ?

    • @white_orange
      @white_orange Před 3 lety +43

      Exactly! He's so irrelevant.

    • @willblack2306
      @willblack2306 Před 3 lety +15

      He looks out of it. Wonder if this guy really dunks the white stuff!

    • @jyahya5369
      @jyahya5369 Před 3 lety +19

      His girlfriend is probably pushing him to run for president so she can be the 1st lady. So he wants to stay 'relavant' by showing up on TV for their supporters

    • @DefaultGuy84
      @DefaultGuy84 Před 3 lety +1

      When the nobody Biden Sniffer can have a say, why not Trump Jr?

    • @kiwidreams3
      @kiwidreams3 Před 3 lety +34

      @@DefaultGuy84 lol your comment didn’t make sense. But that’s ok the world got used to people not making sense.

  • @tammiekennedy7490
    @tammiekennedy7490 Před 3 lety

    The game was hysterical lmao funny😂😂😂😂

  • @karendekker8894
    @karendekker8894 Před 3 lety +1

    The Karen dolls. OMG. 🤣 And lemme tell ya: it takes A LOT for me to laugh at a Karen joke....... 🤓

  • @achimwokeschtla7582
    @achimwokeschtla7582 Před 3 lety +20

    If wind is only responsible for 14% of the energy in Texas, 86% is coming from fossil fuel, gas and nuclear.
    And if wind is calculated for only 2% of the energy production in winter how can wind be responsible for the failure?

    • @nicklang7670
      @nicklang7670 Před 3 lety +2

      The windmills work here up North we’ve had freezing temperatures for a while. They have to turn them off from time to time for regular maintenance. But I have never heard of them being stuck because they are frozen.

    • @photobriangray
      @photobriangray Před 3 lety +2

      Because the morons here made winterization an option and not a mandate for all energy production.

    • @carolynmiles9281
      @carolynmiles9281 Před 3 lety +3

      Simple answer, it isn't. But since Texas is dominated by oil and gas interests, the politicians there need to redirect the blame. Facts don't matter to them, only the talking points matter.

  • @nbaldo003
    @nbaldo003 Před 3 lety +39

    our windmills in NY are working perfectly fine and we get hit harder than Texas could ever imagine every single year

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 Před 3 lety +1

      Exactly. But to quote George Carlin, you do this idiot thing called "thinking", which is not something Fox News viewers or members of the Trump GQP do!

    • @xxrazaxx
      @xxrazaxx Před 3 lety +2

      That moron who spoke against green energy/ sustainable energy did not know wtf he was talking about

  • @elliottmayer-yeager8087

    I’m not a drinker. Never drank in my life but when Guierdo giggled about the Don Julio. I laughed

  • @angelestorres6334
    @angelestorres6334 Před 3 lety

    Lieutenant Dan LMAO
    "each inflexible doll..." Noiiice

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben Před 3 lety +450

    Haha Don Jr’s defense is that Senõr Cruz doesn’t actually serve any function

    • @longfang98
      @longfang98 Před 3 lety +19

      He has 1 function, to acquit Don Sr whenever he gets impeached.

    • @elbisnopserton9052
      @elbisnopserton9052 Před 3 lety +8

      Here's Junior 🥴 Duh, tell me about the bunnies.

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 Před 3 lety +6

      It's a variant on the New Mexico mantra: "Thank God for Mississippi". (For y'all in the privileged states, Mississippi is the reason nobody else is 50th in anything.) Don Jr is grateful for the guy who wins the Worst Beard Award, but it's close.

    • @87lafoie
      @87lafoie Před 3 lety +5

      Is it me or his mouth is not right? He should mind the camera positioning on his face.

    • @joeb134
      @joeb134 Před 3 lety +5

      @@intercat4907 Atleast we arnt on rolling blackouts like Texas. So I guess here we say, Thank God for Texas.

  • @judcitizen706
    @judcitizen706 Před 3 lety +2

    Even before he said, "Lieutenant Dan," I thought to myself, Jimmy is starting to look like (and maybe act a bit like) middle-aged Tom Hanks.

  • @hectormonclova7563
    @hectormonclova7563 Před 3 lety +1

    She’s hilarious! You should have more of her in your show... 😂😂😂😂

  • @dividedconquered3784
    @dividedconquered3784 Před 3 lety +133

    I love how AOC can demolish Cruz, without a single punch!💪🙌❤