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Trump Wants a Rich VP with a Hot Wife, Nigel Farage Attacked with Milkshake | The Tonight Show
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Eighty years ago, many soldiers from all over the world came here, to fight with (for) us and get back our freedom. On Thursday, we remembered and honored them. Forever grateful to all the americans Heroes. Merci. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲
You’re welcome 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙
And thank you, France, for 1776. Merci
....and Canadian, and Britizh soldiers. 🇨🇦 🇬🇧
You’re most welcome .. my grandfather was on the beach that day 🙏🇺🇸thank you and all the allies that banded together for the hope of the world .. #greatestgenerstion
@@c.h.5389 And, all the 17 nations that participated .
The crowd killed it😂😂😂😂😂😂that was hot😂😂😂
Save Father Teresa 😢
Collect the whole set!@@saluttous
How did they all know words 😂😂😂
Baby sitter in the Exorcist!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 Everyone who has gotten too close to him were either fired, quit, got indicted, got jailed or testified against him!🤣😂🤣😂 This was the best Fallon of ALL TIME!
Poor Tim Scott, Bless his heart, He doesn't have a clue...
Poor Biden, Bless his heart if he has any now, He doesn't have a clue that his brain is already dead. Just waiting around hoping to pardon Hunter.
MTG should be accompanied with a spooky organ ".. you rang?" 🎵 🦇
Brilliant.
I call her the Marjorie Taylor Green HORROR show since last week. Because I thought that’s the best name for her after she attacked Fauci.
Save father teresa and how is yé not a vp candidate. 😅
@@jannetteberends8730Marge the Bounty Hunter Greene.
Trying to hook up with an orangutan 🚼🦧
Audience did good I could actually understand them and that’s very rare for a crowd!!
1:07 Trump “This person committed arson not a deal breaker 😂😂😂
Perfect VP would be Hank Seimers, head of security at Trump Tower & Melania's lover since 2016. He coukd secure her residing in the White House then, without making excuses for taking care of Barron outside of the limelight.
This Other One Embezzlement Lots $$$$$$$$$ Thousands 🍊🤔ROOKIE. I LL TEACH HIM TO STEAL. """MILLIONS """🍊🤡🦧🤥🐍🐈🥶👶🥶🤤🥴🍊
The MAGA-FLIES are trying to blame everything & every Democrat now because they know that Trump is going crazier by the second!
They must begin to hide all traces of their partictipation with tRump & crawl back under their rocks huh?
Biden will absolutely take the, "RED STATE'S GOP," apart just like Lincoln did back in 1861.
Putin won't like it when tRump & MTG are locked up for treason against the, "United Snakes of America."
Birds of a feather, flock together.
Oh yeah I was in Wyoming. On an early morning I drove past the Windmills. Not one dead bird! No dead whales for that matter either! 😅 but true there was no birds. For MAGA people who need jokes explained to them.
Melania is pleading the judge. "Please don't give my husband house arrest"😢😢😢
Thank you, Fallon, for helping US express our collective outrage.
Trump interviewing VP candidates is like that scene in Blazing Saddles : "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" 🙂
The Treasure of the Serra Madras.
@@phylis3917 The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre.
Treasures Of The Sierra Madre. My. One of My Favorite Movies. No 1 With Humphrey Bogart❤😊
Where are all the white women?😊
😂
The bit with the crowd was awesome lmao
Well nobody knows more about swamps than Felon Trump.
The GOP has dug itself into such a deep hole over the last 7-8 years and they just keep digging. My former party is unsavable at this point, and it will take at least a generation to overcome. Quite possibly two generations.
I like the audience participation.
Jokes on them, dictators don't have vice president's 😂
We Floridians have noticed that Marco Rubio is sounding a little more Cuban. He does that when he wants attention. 🤣 💙
@@FionaKelleghan3267he's probably just nervous. It's also an easy way to back out of the unwanted nom
This one will.
Good one! 😍
Lol
How hot is it? Such a Johnny Carson moment! Awesome!❤
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The CROWD BIT WAS SPECTACULAR
The orange one is neither rich or has a hot wife. Sheesh, anyone can brag about money and an escort!!!
Truth Social stock alone is worth $5B after he was booted from Twitter. Trump thanks Democrats everyday for booting him. I am sure your mother looks hotter than Melania. lol
@@user-st3wd3jb8o No, Truth Social stock isn't worth that!! Someone is lying to you!! And Melania looks no worse than any of the tRump trout pout women (Kim Gargoyle, Lara, etc.)....
Make American great again put Trump in jail. Past your jail time. 30 days in the hole.
30 years in the hole!
Note to your writers: unless it's different in Great Britain, McDonald's serves SHAKES. I don't think they can legally be called milkshakes! Look it up!
Jokes don't care about your country's dietary laws. It's a comedy show, not a documentary.
Who cares. It's a joke
Yes traditionally it's milkshake in UK, the shake thing is from American food places McDonald's,KFC etc. Odious grifter Farage deserves a milkshake everyday , every flavour!
A protein Slurpee
She couldn't find any battery acid so used something just as disgusting but less toxic externally , its a milkshake in England .
That hot wife criteria automatically eliminates Tim Scott. 😢😊
Once, Twice, 34 Times a Felon.
Once, Twice, Always my President.
@@kpm7727ummm... Congrats I guess?😅
yeah, we saw your grades, we're not shocked @@kpm7727
@@kpm7727wow delusional
@@kpm7727 And he's as loyal to you and the USA, as he has been to three different wives. You're living proof of the old saying, "There's a sucker born every minute."
Rich with a hot wife?
Yeah that totally leaves out Nikki Haley, MTG and Kari Lake
well he didnt outright say his son in law Jared, alway got enough heat for saying he'd bang his own daughter before failing to recover by saying if only she wasnt blood family........
And Tim Scott 😂😅
Let alone the puppy killer krispy Gnome
And Trump's two eldest sons....
On record, this is the largest amount of people who, all at the same time, learned what "Dew Point" meant.
Please give Bannon a prison haircut, and Trump too if he's sentenced. It would be an improvement for both.
And a shower on the way. Be fair to the other inmates.
He will be in the Country Club area. Full of elderly long time servers. Very safe and no deterrent
Ikr? Why does Bannon insist on looking like a homeless guy?
So will the de -lousing
I ADORE the whole audience participation thing!!!
Trump's McDonalds order would add up to *_34_* items. 💙
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣♥️
@@sandypack9533 😊 👍 💙
Omg 15:49 Love jimmys Elvis Impression is was so great when he studied up and did Elvis famous dance movies 🔥
Is that a particular Elvis song he did or e made it all up? I've searched for Elvis - Tangerine, Nectarine, Peach, nothing😅
The 'swamp swamp' bit was comedy gold. Absolutely hilarious! This has got to make it to the 'Best of Jimmy Fallon in 2024' reel. He has got the best writers of the whole night show crew.
He is the swamp
He's the sewer.
omg. the crowd *WAS* amazing!!!!! bravo everyone on the reading aloud!! bravo.
😻😻😻😻😻 5/5
😹😹😹😹😹 5/5
Where is Sarah Huckabee Sanders on VP list?
Oh lord have mercy 🤪
Got her own problems. 😅
The bottom?
No cankles allowed.
She can't go anywhere in case they find the 10 other lecturns
Aren't nectarines just bald peaches???
I walked past them in Costco on Friday, and they were so wonderfully fragrant I was tempted to buy them. And nectarines aren't really my thing.
@@lynnebucher6537 So did I. Then I looked at the price and I yelled,, FJB
@@user-st3wd3jb8othe price of food has nothing to do with any president, Einstein 🙄
No, nectarines are not just bald peaches.
@@freya8133 Uh huh,, keep thinking that when Biden's policies caused high food price. You ever attended a school? More (ille)migrants,, higher spending,, more printing money.. higher wages,, higher inflation despite the fact Biden said inflation is zero.. higher prices... do you know how to connect dots? Or are you just gonna blame Putin for all Biden's failures?
Impressed with that crowd for sure! I have heard choirs that can't keep it that together 😂
Great job by the audience!
LOL SWAMP SWAMP
Great audience.
I don’t think Bannon has to worry about rape in prison.
Even inmates have standards
Audience thing priceless.
It was so hot they had audience precipitation
That audience response was so unhinged I have been belly laughing for three minutes 😂
Higgins saying ocean's glitter is so accurate ✨✨✨
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks for your insight!😊
‘Drain the Swamp…Swamp the Vote…Drain the Vote…Vote the Drain…Vote the Swamp”. Trump…eventually.
When he says 'Swamp the vote' what he means is, 'vote multiple times, they can't catch you all.'
The most fraud was found to be outspoken Republicans with dead parents. They are such projectionists they should just call themselves the AV Crew…or just GUS (gross underwear stains).
Love the participation of Live audience ❤️
Everyone in San Angelo is talking about this, btw. Nice shout-out, Jimmy. We appreciate being put on the "map"! 😂
Bannon goes to white collar camp for four months 🤦
The thing with the entire audience talking needs subtitles. I couldn't understand a thing they were saying after "How hot is it?"
Wow! The crowd being actually able to read off a script for a pretty bad joke. Amazing!
We need a series of movies of Trump and his cronies.
Like the Ernest collection. 😂😂😂😂
I live in San Angelo, it's been brutal.
What part is that when he talks about it
And it's ONLY the beginning of June
Wow San Angelo on jimmy Fallon way to go!
Jimmy's shining moments are games & music. Loved the Suede Nectarines!
No mention of D Day????
No more chaos in unison my ears plead for thy mercy
audience thing is Funny!!!
You are for sure talented
That audience thing was CLASSIC. If you're a betting person and trump actually is free to be president if elected, his VP will be the guy from North Dakota - Burgum. trump won't have a woman, a POC or a guy blatantly younger than him.
the joke is trump. i get it, now, finally.
34 accounts of laughter am i right?
Farage will curdle the milkshake til its sour
Lock trump up already.
“Model or a poser” 😂😂😂
Trump is a joke.
Which is why it's so easy for all the late night hosts to make jokes about him!
YES
* with a bad punchline
Jail House Rock 😂
Get ready to sing 🎤 again soon lol for 45
👱🏻⚖️🧑🦲 Mar-O-Whacko
That charge of mopery isn't going to stick
That was some next level derailing LOL
That’s a Shamrock Shake at that….good one.
That audience talking didn't work. Couldnt understand half of it.
What if when Jimmy asks the audience if it's all right to do his Thank You notes, they yelled back...Nooo hahaha
Hey I was born in Monterey it’s a nice place lol and the wharf was a fun childhood destination nice memories there .. and your pics were good .
McDonald's doesn't make milkshakes... They make shakes. If they called them milkshakes, they could be sued for false advertising.
Where's ariana?
😂I came here also
She's spitting on the donuts backstage
next video clip
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She's a licensed broker here in the states🇺🇸 and finance advisor.
After I raised up to 525k trading with her I bought a new House and a car here in the states🇺🇸🇺🇸 also paid for my son's surgery….Glory to God, shalom.
Can I also do it??? My life is facing lots of challenges lately
SAN ANGELO MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥💯🗣️
Just the humidity.😝
Man! If I had a musical accompaniment everywhere I went, I would rule the world! 😂
I solemnly swear I have never stolen glassware or cutlery from any bar or restaurant 😂🥸😶🌫️💜
… or ashtrays with names on them 😂😶🌫️🤫
@@rikkiechambers4959the downside of smoking bans in restaurants. That and no fancy satin covered matchbooks with embossed gold logos.
Love that audience! More of that! 😂
Jimmy, I absolutely love your Tangerine !!! You are so talented!
JIMMY YOUR SUCH A GUBBER!! 😂
What if Trump would have lost in the board game Monopoly?
SAN ANGELO MENTIONED
Awesome right....of course it's for our heat lol
Terrific....I learned alot
Jimmy Fallon is SUPER-FUN!
Yeah but nobody says SWAMPPPPPP,better than Jack Nicholson in the movie EASY RIDER!!
Ohh 4th when is Ariana's turn
My boy higgins trying that ozempic?
Jimmy Fallon is Illuminati. His human sacrifice gives him this platform.
That crowd bit was a hot mess. The acoustics made it sound like mud.
The vp bit was hilarious
The how hot beat was absolutely terrifying 😮
Thats the only time he, or any other time he will say San Angelo Texas which is where I'm from, twice in a monologue. ❤
I was outside listening to this monologue in the 115° Arizona heat, when they started all speaking in unison about the temperature, and it sounded like the Borg and it freaked me out LOL
Love me some Jimmy Fallon, he is so funny!! I'm glad I saw this because I look forward to the thank you notes on Friday nights. I hope he does some more tonight!
I can’t believe he mentioned a smaller city that I live near. That’s so crazy
Tim Scott has no wife, is a self-proclaimed virgin....hmmm! Not a chance in hell he'll make the cut.😂😅
Also a special shout out to the ladies in The Butcher Babies, and the absolutely brilliant Maria Brink from my favorite band In This Moment.
The audience bit was almost Monty Python-esque
Weird thing about the heat in my hometown of San Angelo, is that it’s all completely true!! 😅
Melania already said she's not moving to Washington even if he wins! She's staying in Florida!
This is hysterical
A convicted felon running a background check reminded me of Hedley Lamar recruiting in Blazing Saddles.
San Angeloan here Woot Woot!🎉