Don Jr. Angry at Biden and Tucker Carlson Attacks Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion

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  • čas přidán 15. 03. 2021
  • The CDC is urging people to stay in for St. Patrick’s Day, there is fear of a fourth wave of the virus, Fox News’ Tucker Carlson went on and on about Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion at the Grammys, Candace Owen also expressed her displeasure, Marjorie Taylor Greene chimed in about border security, Donald Trump Jr. is upset that Biden hasn’t weighed in on sexual misconduct allegations against NY Governor Andrew Cuomo, North Korea has no plans to make nice with the Biden Administration, Kim Jong Un is lonely now that Trump is gone, big money Republican donors have been pouring into Mar-A-Lago for fundraisers, airlines are cracking down on “unruly passengers,” and Jimmy talks to four people whose names match perfectly with their occupations.
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  • @briansmith8542
    @briansmith8542 Před 3 lety +865

    Don Jr complaining about privilege when he is the biggest example of privilege.

    • @brahmburgers
      @brahmburgers Před 3 lety +30

      Junior's dad compelled everyone he could, including bookstore owners - to buy quantities of Junior's book (nobody like it), ....so Junior could get on the top ten bestseller list.

    • @BAMovin
      @BAMovin Před 3 lety +13

      Still waiting for justice.

    • @marjan8888
      @marjan8888 Před 3 lety +11

      Junior must be the biggest goose on the internet.

    • @princellasmith7562
      @princellasmith7562 Před 3 lety +21

      Literally EVERYTHING he has is because of his father.

    • @ttvthedog4841
      @ttvthedog4841 Před 3 lety +5

      I’ve never seen so much hate.....guessing you all are democratic ? Wow I’m from Australia and you guys are stuffing up the world with your hate

  • @geraltrivia6148
    @geraltrivia6148 Před 3 lety +388

    The facial expressions of Robyn Banks....LOL. i bet she's fun.

    • @LeftHandLane5
      @LeftHandLane5 Před 3 lety +10

      Not at work ☺️

    • @Fredrikwikberg
      @Fredrikwikberg Před 3 lety +12

      ummm sure unless you´re in the prison ;) ;)

    • @drstone1167
      @drstone1167 Před 3 lety +1

      🇺🇸President Trump was correct about election fraud here’s more proof: It's too late now, but vindication came to one of the Trump campaign election violation claims lobbed after Election Day. The Michigan courts ruled that Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson overstepped her authority when she issued unilateral changes for absentee ballots in the state. It all centered on voter signature verification. If she wanted to do that, she was going to have to get the state legislature’s approval. There was a reason why she didn’t pursue this route: Michigan’s state legislature is majority Republican. So, she took this for a spin, and it worked. The Trump campaign’s claim was vindicated, but the damage is done. President Dementia is in the Oval now (via Breitbart):
      So Joe Biden is a fraudulent elected president. 👎🏿

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess Před 3 lety +9

      She was an undercover comedian. So well acted. 😂

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess Před 3 lety +17

      @@drstone1167 you’re still on that? Jesus move on. It wasn’t even close.

  • @chrisyacoback6320
    @chrisyacoback6320 Před rokem +4

    Great show Jimmy... sometimes I go back and watch monologues I missed

  • @veronicabennett4359
    @veronicabennett4359 Před 3 lety +12

    Brilliant! Classic Jimmy Kimmel. Thanks for keeping us laughing in these difficult times Jimmy. Love from UK.

  • @skaldlouiscyphre2453
    @skaldlouiscyphre2453 Před 3 lety +266

    Tucker Carlson's fixation on Cardi B's WAP has really gotten out of control.

    • @guesswhat-chickenbutt
      @guesswhat-chickenbutt Před 3 lety +12

      I see what you did there... ☺

    • @dariuskool1998
      @dariuskool1998 Před 3 lety +30

      Quick.. Hide his mother's lotion

    • @bokani79
      @bokani79 Před 3 lety +14

      He enjoys watching it

    • @scrappymark
      @scrappymark Před 3 lety +9

      I’m not sure if I would know AOC was if it wasn’t for Tucker... he’s similarly fixated on her

    • @scrappymark
      @scrappymark Před 3 lety +8

      @@thelovingtolerantleft4165 you named: a country, the president, and the director of the fbi. Now throw in Cardi B... which name doesn’t belong in an adult news setting??

  • @labrador-retriever
    @labrador-retriever Před 3 lety +349

    “Tacos and Spaghetti”
    Happy St. Patrick’s Day from New York!

  • @peter_meyer
    @peter_meyer Před 3 lety +76

    Tucker Carlson: "No reasonable person would believe what i say is fact"

    • @marcelloquarta9969
      @marcelloquarta9969 Před 3 lety +9

      Except 75 million of real not deceased voters..

    • @ihatenickleback5059
      @ihatenickleback5059 Před 2 lety +6

      He literally tries to speak on a level of liberal understanding, and they still don’t see how ignorant they are.....

    • @ihatenickleback5059
      @ihatenickleback5059 Před 2 lety +3

      Nobody cares about a select few scientists opinions....
      Math. Math has no political affiliation.
      And the math, as per the CDC website, says this “pandemic” and it’s hyper-inflated fear are irrational and illogical.
      More people die from medical malpractice than from covid 19 with no pre existing medical conditions.

    • @vonakenyon7981
      @vonakenyon7981 Před 2 lety

      @@ihatenickleback5059 Tell that to the families of over a million people who have died of Covid. I'm sure it will make them feel so much better. As for you Please go on ignoring the facts-DO NOT wear a mask-EVER-Do not get vaccinated and if you get sick DO NOT go to the hospital. Accept that you are expendable.

  • @AM-jz6vb
    @AM-jz6vb Před 3 lety +10

    The last name was the funniest and I did not expected that🤣

  • @hijazifamily8532
    @hijazifamily8532 Před 3 lety +515

    I’m Canadian but my parents came here as immigrants when I was very young. This was back in the early 90s. I remember my mom was only Muslim woman in the building and she didn’t talk English at all. But all the women on our floor used to come over and sit with her, even though they didn’t know how to talk to eachother, they understood eachother, I thought it was funny how they tried to communicate so I used to translate for them. my mom taught them how to cook and make sweets. They asked a lot of questions about our culture because they were soooo interested in Arab culture, not because they thought we were weird. This was back when people weren’t afraid of eachother. I just don’t understand what is so threatening about immigrants

    • @cynthiaromero2658
      @cynthiaromero2658 Před 3 lety +50

      People fear what they don't know or understand.

    • @op3129
      @op3129 Před 3 lety +52

      @@cynthiaromero2658 except Hijazi's point is that the neighbors DIDN'T understand. and yet still engaged.

    • @op3129
      @op3129 Před 3 lety +39

      just curious, how are your parents treated now - in 2021 - by people they don't necessarily know?
      (I know Canada is not homogenous ... and don't know province or town/city they initially settled in, or are in now.)
      p.s. I'm awfully glad that was your mom's/family's experience. seriously happy you wrote that.

    • @Sivah_Akash
      @Sivah_Akash Před 3 lety +32

      I think it is natural for humans to be curious. It is only when there are pre-conceived notions that people tend to fall into bad places.

    • @Sivah_Akash
      @Sivah_Akash Před 3 lety +4

      @@cynthiaromero2658 , not always I think. Especially of other humans.

  • @chetc5068
    @chetc5068 Před 3 lety +159

    Really enjoyed the 'People whose names match their occupations' segment, very clever and funny!

    • @24kkristinaandkalayha2
      @24kkristinaandkalayha2 Před 3 lety

      Qqw

    • @ChemLancer
      @ChemLancer Před 3 lety +6

      We need to encourage Jimmy to make this a recurring segment!

    • @chetc5068
      @chetc5068 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ChemLancer Hopefully, his producers are monitoring these social media sites to see reactions to skits!

    • @JithinJacob333
      @JithinJacob333 Před 3 lety +1

      Look up nominative determinism

    • @chigal7778
      @chigal7778 Před 3 lety +3

      I know....got some pretty good laughs with that one!!!!

  • @byronp2311
    @byronp2311 Před 3 lety +3

    I will never forget that line from The Simpsons: An award!?! Ah, it's just a Grammy!

  • @russelllacy4314
    @russelllacy4314 Před 3 lety +11

    Green's running off at the mouth again and filling the air with her lies. She's one of those people who can't imagine why anyone would listen to what she has to say 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @drboze6781
    @drboze6781 Před 3 lety +265

    Being armed would help Robyn Banks.

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman Před 3 lety +11

      I'm fully armed.
      Thanks to my mother not taking Thalidomide

    • @RioMuc
      @RioMuc Před 3 lety +3

      @@MartintheTinman That was mean and very politically incorrect. But funny.

    • @myrtapacheco1975
      @myrtapacheco1975 Před 3 lety

      By 7

  • @Valdagast
    @Valdagast Před 3 lety +45

    I thought Tucker Carlson was against cancel culture.

    • @FiferSkipper
      @FiferSkipper Před 3 lety +9

      I was scrolling to find anyone else that had that thought! Hypocrisy seems to be the only thing F -T- ucker Carlson believes in.

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 Před 3 lety +4

      He is against cancel culture.... only when it's against him and things he supports

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 Před 3 lety +2

      @@wintertrooper7918 beat me to it . well said kudos

    • @ollikoskiniemi6221
      @ollikoskiniemi6221 Před 3 lety

      @@wintertrooper7918 there is a difference between critique and "cancelling".

  • @therealpixie
    @therealpixie Před 3 lety +6

    The salesman I bought my living room furniture from was named Chip Wood.

  • @Shaun3813
    @Shaun3813 Před 3 lety +6

    Jimmy!! You are hilarious!! Just Love you!!! Thanks for always making us laugh!!

  • @LichtifyMe
    @LichtifyMe Před 3 lety +75

    There was a time when our nation had most of the craziest people on this planet. Somehow the US surpassed us in the recent years.
    Greetings from Germany

    • @edgarcayce2.02
      @edgarcayce2.02 Před 3 lety +11

      Oh, we most certainly have.
      Greetings from the Divided States.

    • @shaneomac8036
      @shaneomac8036 Před 3 lety +4

      @@edgarcayce2.02 and you all will remain divided till you can respect one another regardles of opposing views

    • @shaneomac8036
      @shaneomac8036 Před 3 lety +5

      @Pdogoglekorp Fukfacicstube Canada for one. Multiple parties and everyone gets along with everyone. US used to be similar but its gotten a lot worse over time. Politics have become personal and its sad to see

    • @irvirv8243
      @irvirv8243 Před 3 lety +6

      Guys I'm seriously concern. All countries in the world should close their borders for US citizens until they solve their issues. Their behavior could be contagious. Cancel culture, lizard people, racism, QAnon, anger issues. You have such rich and beautiful country and treated it so poorly.

    • @shaneomac8036
      @shaneomac8036 Před 3 lety +3

      @Pdogoglekorp Fukfacicstube "you type some bs" isn't a counter argument. Try again

  • @TjMulyadi
    @TjMulyadi Před 3 lety +93

    One thing that Jr and his father I really can't stand is the misleading exagerrated claim about something.
    " This is the greatest economy in the history of america"
    " the worst first 60 days in the history of america"
    Pathetic..

    • @brahmburgers
      @brahmburgers Před 3 lety +11

      Junior has the most slappable face. I'd like to see whether he shouts so loud after 10 years in prison.

    • @juanbahama2045
      @juanbahama2045 Před 3 lety +13

      And the irony is they are the worst thing to ever happen to this country. It should be a red flag to people that they always exaggerate things but you look around and the world isn’t what they say it is.

    • @susanr1903
      @susanr1903 Před 3 lety

      @@brahmburgers nope how about hunter bidin he he should be and his dad to

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 Před 3 lety +1

      YES. That family and their superlatives. It's always "the most ..... in the history of ....." Never once an, "eh... it's alright."
      If everything's extraordinary, nothing is extraordinary. You can't go anywhere from there. The knob doesn't go to 11.

    • @tracibolen1620
      @tracibolen1620 Před 3 lety

      There was a great Last Week Tonight about Tucker Carlson and how developed his whole shtick.

  • @Saalammaaa
    @Saalammaaa Před 3 lety +37

    Remember when they were mad at Shakira and Jennifer Lopez at the Super Bowl ?

    • @WarofThoughts
      @WarofThoughts Před 3 lety +7

      That was a disgusting performance.

    • @juliansandoval8022
      @juliansandoval8022 Před 3 lety +4

      @@WarofThoughts I love shakira, but I agree with you.

    • @ronaldreagan5535
      @ronaldreagan5535 Před 3 lety +2

      Republicans are always angry at something. Anything. Not a constructive party.

    • @WarofThoughts
      @WarofThoughts Před 3 lety +1

      @@ronaldreagan5535 Democrat and their goons, BLM and Antifa are the ones burning cities down

    • @renatawarec
      @renatawarec Před 3 lety

      @@WarofThoughts dont forget how the Boogaloo boys were arrested for burning down the police station in mpls.and who knows how many more they actually burned down.

  • @tbudd5845
    @tbudd5845 Před 3 lety +5

    Loved the interviews Jimmy!! How did your producers find these people?

  • @FlynnArcos
    @FlynnArcos Před 3 lety +271

    Both rich kids both unloved by their parents

    • @daryllehret8342
      @daryllehret8342 Před 3 lety +11

      Yes, and vying for the entirety of their parents attention. "Look at me daddy! I'm being a good white nationalist!"

    • @611kymora
      @611kymora Před 3 lety +2

      Both have their parents and they are poor black and Hispanic females that are on top and the whitest of the whites of America hate it..... watch out you might find out your kids be doing the WAP! 😂😂

    • @gav2759
      @gav2759 Před 3 lety +1

      And both voiced by Mel Blanc. What are the odds?

    • @palmereldritch7777
      @palmereldritch7777 Před 3 lety +1

      Nothing that a bit of therapy couldn't have cured or a good look in the mirror.... Must be hard living inside your own bubble and no way to look out.
      Then again i lack any empathy for them.

    • @kingjay1628
      @kingjay1628 Před 3 lety +1

      Jr. , Tucker and Marjorie got too much time on their hands 👐.

  • @mreeeeeegf
    @mreeeeeegf Před 3 lety +446

    Tucker be like: "that's the only portion we can play for you" - proceeds with the intentionally naughtiest and edgiest clip of the entire show.
    American is under threat of big asses. Oh Tucker :D

    • @gregvondare
      @gregvondare Před 3 lety +40

      For the record, I am willing to meet that threat.

    • @tigerlilly9038
      @tigerlilly9038 Před 3 lety +52

      @@FlameOnTheBeat Grandma's head may explode.. but Grandpa was looking for his best glasses 👓 😆

    • @joesikic6531
      @joesikic6531 Před 3 lety +55

      Why does everyone misspell his name with a T instead of an F ?

    • @VotreGrandeur
      @VotreGrandeur Před 3 lety +10

      @@joesikic6531 excellent

    • @reneedaniel2881
      @reneedaniel2881 Před 3 lety +14

      Tucker is the biggest of them all

  • @Omikoshi78
    @Omikoshi78 Před 3 lety +12

    Wow, kudos to the research team finding these interesting people with interesting names. That’s amazing work!

  • @audreygatey1274
    @audreygatey1274 Před 3 lety +5

    One Canadian not even slightly interested in going to the USA. And avoiding US products in the store.

    • @marcelloquarta9969
      @marcelloquarta9969 Před 3 lety +1

      Good girl...you only buy Canadian products then, oh wait, do Canada even have products?

  • @gazpachopolice7211
    @gazpachopolice7211 Před 3 lety +109

    A big thanks to the 4 non-celeb guests who gave us an entertaining show

    • @janegriffiths7733
      @janegriffiths7733 Před 3 lety

      budget must be low

    • @codedinfortran
      @codedinfortran Před 3 lety +4

      What lovely, funny, people.
      Still finding some fun the same damn joke they've lived with all their lives.

    • @lgregory1758
      @lgregory1758 Před 3 lety +1

      He was funny the first minute or so than he just sounded ignorant

    • @morkygorky
      @morkygorky Před 3 lety +1

      Hilarious! And so sweet people :D

    • @domestikgoddez9823
      @domestikgoddez9823 Před 2 lety

      @@lgregory1758 who's that? tucker?

  • @nicholashogan4704
    @nicholashogan4704 Před 3 lety +91

    Don jr should just shut up, love ya Jimmy, great monologues and shows as always!

    • @nou4591
      @nou4591 Před 3 lety +1

      Jimmy has to ask permission to sit down and pee

    • @Tetrahfy
      @Tetrahfy Před 3 lety

      90000 Illegal immigrants all year in 2020, 120,000 in 2021 so far. You are saying that blaming Biden for this increase is ridiculous? You have to be trolling. That's a fact not an opinion.. Can't blame that on Trump. Bro people will blame Trump for their erectile dysfunction at this point. Anything remotely political is definitely going to blamed on him. Remember when you dems said no crisis because Trump said there was? This is comical yet scary.

    • @deniseescamilla1476
      @deniseescamilla1476 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Tetrahfy stop commenting the same shi&# over and over .

  • @DTG_LOCKETT
    @DTG_LOCKETT Před 3 lety +9

    He claim he played the only portion of a television show he could play on television

  • @TampaDave
    @TampaDave Před 3 lety +7

    "In retrospect, I think a lot of them only wanted the t-shirt"

  • @CharlieThrower
    @CharlieThrower Před 3 lety +73

    The “name” segment was the most clever and funny thing. They should do this weekly. LOVED IT!!!

    • @laughinggirl1871
      @laughinggirl1871 Před 3 lety +5

      They saved the best for last!!😆😆😆

    • @karwalker7791
      @karwalker7791 Před 3 lety +2

      I wish I'd started a scrap book Fitting Names....have seen so many!

  • @annalupton9284
    @annalupton9284 Před 3 lety +32

    a 17 minute monologue? PLEASE do more of these

  • @naftalibendavid
    @naftalibendavid Před 3 lety +5

    Every time I publish a paper on alcohol 🍷, I hear a comment about my last name.

  • @HMFan2010
    @HMFan2010 Před 2 lety +2

    I once rear-ended a state attorney by the name of Ken Stress. To say I was stressed is an understatement.

  • @jamiebeck3631
    @jamiebeck3631 Před 3 lety +41

    I ask that you never assault my eyes with Jr's face ever again.

    • @nobu6273
      @nobu6273 Před 3 lety

      Kimmel is also on Lolita Express's flight logs. But yeah, lets make fun of the fact that Biden hovers over children because Jr. said the word 'sniffing.' HIIIIILARIOUS

  • @ryangentle9940
    @ryangentle9940 Před 3 lety +60

    Jimmy is a great way to get the news

    • @icariums1596
      @icariums1596 Před 3 lety

      Only if you are devoid of any critical thinking.

    • @deannazed
      @deannazed Před 3 lety

      Here's another Jimmy: Jimmy Dore for news

    • @ryan2985k
      @ryan2985k Před 3 lety +3

      Not as great as last week tonight with John Oliver

  • @korinemlbernard3256
    @korinemlbernard3256 Před 3 lety +2

    I was watching this funny segment and chuckling at the guests' names but literally lost it with the urologist 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾❤️🇨🇦

  • @dindjarin8601
    @dindjarin8601 Před 3 lety +4

    “Name ten Presidents” 😂 😂 😭 ☠️

  • @jamesoblivion
    @jamesoblivion Před 3 lety +57

    "How will our civilization survive SEX?!"
    🤦

  • @noevaldez7257
    @noevaldez7257 Před 3 lety +140

    What is a tucker carlson? 😑😑And what will she do for America 😑😑

  • @OldRaver
    @OldRaver Před 3 lety +5

    Sergeant Banks’ Smile just made my soul happy. Just lit up the screen❤️

  • @sergeakpokli5571
    @sergeakpokli5571 Před 3 lety +3

    Jimmy you are the best! You always find ways to make me laugh 😅

  • @alicejademarienorris1313
    @alicejademarienorris1313 Před 3 lety +247

    If Tucker is flipping out over Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion, he is going to be in total shock if he listens to Salt N Pepa from like 30 years ago. 😂

    • @ArtGirl82
      @ArtGirl82 Před 3 lety +31

      Lets not kid ourselves, I think we all know what Tucker's problem with Cardi and Meghan is, and it has nothing to do with song lyrics, provocative dancing or low cut costumes. They're an easy target for a guy whose average viewer fondly remembers a time before the voting rights act and thinks Colin Kappernick should've been the one who's neck got knelt on...

    • @seamusmccracken451
      @seamusmccracken451 Před 3 lety +3

      Obviously, you haven't listened to snp from 30 years ago.

    • @frenchtoast7742
      @frenchtoast7742 Před 3 lety +12

      “ Push it “ would offend him 😂🤣

    • @gracepientok4134
      @gracepientok4134 Před 3 lety +4

      Tucker Carlson has the best ratings of any cable show...why? Because he is trustworthy, honest , respectful of his guests, is not pushing that thrash ie: w o k e , cancel culture, and gives a opinion of the crude displays on national t.v. billed as a awards show. Have you Tucker haters taken a look at the thrash c n n or Rachel maddow..... regurgitates?

    • @chelsied.8691
      @chelsied.8691 Před 3 lety +23

      @Grace Pientok, is that really what you tell yourself? Trustworthy... Honest..respectful? No. That's what you say to convince yourself that your opinion is truth. By the way, comparing an equally dishonest person with your mouthpiece doesn't make you any more honest!

  • @jcesarbtorres6006
    @jcesarbtorres6006 Před 3 lety +49

    You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

  • @robertbuchwald6514
    @robertbuchwald6514 Před rokem +1

    Sargeant Banks has the most expressive face ever , wonderful smile.

  • @miguelvillaneda3020
    @miguelvillaneda3020 Před rokem +5

    Jimmy....your shows are always so amazing....can not wait to go see you live.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Před 3 lety +220

    I kind of feel bad for whomever has to share a cell with Trump or any of his kids. That'd be cruel and unusual punishment.

    • @kareemkhederoo4092
      @kareemkhederoo4092 Před 3 lety +21

      They’d probably be begging for the death sentence.

    • @hazelanderson1479
      @hazelanderson1479 Před 3 lety +15

      Let’s hope it’s Rudy. Or Chansley.

    • @tats_sacs
      @tats_sacs Před 3 lety +3

      Maybe we get lucky and they put trump and junior with steven sandison.

    • @brahmburgers
      @brahmburgers Před 3 lety +11

      Trump Jr annoys me to no end. Shouting lies + vindictiveness + lies ....make an ugly mix.

    • @FixNewsPlease
      @FixNewsPlease Před 3 lety +8

      I'd love to share one with them. They'd have no escape and no protection :)

  • @oopsie9034
    @oopsie9034 Před 3 lety +145

    Why is Tucker Carlson calling other’s performances “filthy?” He should look at his own segments.

    • @Raptoraddict6610
      @Raptoraddict6610 Před 3 lety +8

      Exactly.

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 Před 3 lety +21

      The Grab Em By The Pussy Party want to talk about filth...

    • @bettywhiterules5
      @bettywhiterules5 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mypillowguy445 get the whole quote right. and what is filthy about tucker like wap performance during a show that kids can tune into?

    • @heelo734
      @heelo734 Před 3 lety +6

      @@bettywhiterules5 kids shouldnt even be on youtube

    • @thesupremeconsultant5405
      @thesupremeconsultant5405 Před 3 lety +1

      (.. please keep this word very quiet "TUCKERS" this is very southern thing we do behind doors.. once a month.. pls do not make this into a slogan.. "TUCKERS" ..we all know who we are.. "make America great again"..)

  • @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134

    Reminds me of a doctor who performed vasectomies in Hamilton, Ontario called Peter Loveless.

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee Před 2 lety

    the four people with quirky names were terrific. Sgt. Robyn Banks has the greatest sense of humor LOL 😛

  • @CarmenEsposito2718
    @CarmenEsposito2718 Před 3 lety +25

    These folks are amazing for being a part of the show.

  • @stargirlzx
    @stargirlzx Před 3 lety +491

    WHY does tucker carlson ALWAYS look like hes just been smacked across the back of his head with a LEAD noodle ?

    • @staceyhogan8807
      @staceyhogan8807 Před 3 lety +24

      You know Tucker got a chubby watching!!Cardi B. Hillirious!!

    • @AbsoluteNut1
      @AbsoluteNut1 Před 3 lety +21

      Tucker is used to getting slapped in the back of the head...

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 Před 3 lety +13

      He probably has been

    • @neworld2114
      @neworld2114 Před 3 lety +17

      @@AbsoluteNut1 not hard enough 🤣

    • @bigrivtodagled8210
      @bigrivtodagled8210 Před 3 lety +12

      I believe that he looks constipated...

  • @martyjosephson4937
    @martyjosephson4937 Před rokem

    Outstanding Jimmy!!

  • @eliaswilson7911
    @eliaswilson7911 Před 3 lety +3

    The look on the interviewers face when he said sniffing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @em.415
    @em.415 Před 3 lety +175

    Lol Tucker showed the raunchiest part while saying “this is the only part we could show you” 😂

    • @lloydJprice1213
      @lloydJprice1213 Před 3 lety +18

      Can you believe Tucker gets paid millions by FOX to look stupid, Act stupid and yep..Sound absolutely ridiculous every night on public television. Just like bad news sells newspapers...crap like he spews nightly, is sucked up by human vacuum cleaners as truth and factual, or accepted for what it is by others..

    • @xiomanaxoxoxo3212
      @xiomanaxoxoxo3212 Před 3 lety +9

      So deceiving the rest of her show was so PG he shows the raunchiest part . He lied.

    • @TheDockDoctor69
      @TheDockDoctor69 Před 3 lety +1

      @@xiomanaxoxoxo3212 could care less about the rest of her show. that should not have been on network tv. bottom line, the grammys should be on skinamax apparently.

    • @xiomanaxoxoxo3212
      @xiomanaxoxoxo3212 Před 3 lety +5

      @@TheDockDoctor69 they said the same thing about Madonnas first Video Music Awards like a virgin performance . When she rolled over showing her thigh highs .

    • @BarbaraMatteau
      @BarbaraMatteau Před 3 lety +6

      @R Black who makes way more intelligent comments? Certainly neither Tucker nor Donnie Jr. They both are obviously privileged white people with no original thoughts at all.

  • @lenieldelatorre480
    @lenieldelatorre480 Před 3 lety +223

    KimJongUn just miss looking fit
    while standing next to Trump

    • @mikiohirata9627
      @mikiohirata9627 Před 3 lety +3

      many of those weren't Kim. He has many KAGEMUSHA (shadow doubles) besides
      some obvious photoshopped ones.

    • @mimiboucher5701
      @mimiboucher5701 Před 3 lety +3

      Point taken

    • @masaiito8531
      @masaiito8531 Před 3 lety

      🤣💯%

    • @lenieldelatorre480
      @lenieldelatorre480 Před 3 lety +3

      well standing next to Trump
      he'd look like a responsible &
      diplomatic leader

  • @alexi.3414
    @alexi.3414 Před 3 lety +2

    OMG! That doctor's name has me rolling!!

  • @Allisonlikescats
    @Allisonlikescats Před 3 lety +6

    Robyn Banks is the best 👏 She’s such a hoot!!

  • @JJPODGaming
    @JJPODGaming Před 3 lety +123

    Happy Paddy’s Day from Ireland 🇮🇪

  • @florencedelvalle8145
    @florencedelvalle8145 Před 3 lety +58

    The segment with the people with “interesting “ names was gold! Kudos to whoever found them and congratulations to the people who had such a great sense of humor.

  • @dindjarin8601
    @dindjarin8601 Před 3 lety +2

    Lol. “They’ll always have Singapore” 😂

  • @Samantha_Lauren
    @Samantha_Lauren Před 3 lety +2

    We need the full 3 hour interview with Robyn Banks!

  • @alisalaska1786
    @alisalaska1786 Před 3 lety +134

    When the only person they can find with a “black perspective” is candace owens 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Před 3 lety +10

      I didn't even recognize her. She's become even more shrill.

    • @jaydel3
      @jaydel3 Před 3 lety +22

      she is just an opportunist like Omarosa. Republicans need to use minorities to preach it is inclusive somehow. So find the nearest “supporter” and she knows she makes money from the notoriety.

    • @williamdillard5060
      @williamdillard5060 Před 3 lety +32

      Betty White is BLACKER than Candace Owen

    • @shaha9
      @shaha9 Před 3 lety +3

      Her teeth are blacker than she is and that is a stupid statement but true.

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Před 3 lety +5

      @@williamdillard5060 by miles... Seriously too..

  • @neuropete1
    @neuropete1 Před 3 lety +230

    Tucker Carlson clutching at his pearls with a bad case of the vapors, ha ha ha. As if he wasn't glued to the set the whole time, in his undies, sweating profusely. What a hypocrite.

    • @rvpstudioscanada3991
      @rvpstudioscanada3991 Před 3 lety +12

      LOL!

    • @LadyBee1986
      @LadyBee1986 Před 3 lety +24

      Exactly Tucker Carlson know damn well he was watching hella HARD at Cardi B and Meg thee Stallion's asses on screen LOL 🤣😂he just don't want to admit it

    • @jasonarthurs3885
      @jasonarthurs3885 Před 3 lety +8

      Prop Dept. really failed here. A proper Lady needs a fan.

    • @cindylacy
      @cindylacy Před 3 lety +2

      I can’t unsee that 🤮

    • @loreleiwebster9347
      @loreleiwebster9347 Před 3 lety +3

      And he was probably eating Cheetos, too!!!🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️😈🤬👿👻👾👉👌🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

  • @S.E.C-R
    @S.E.C-R Před 3 lety

    The career name match at the end was super hilarious... you must do more of this segment!!

  • @PaulaBoggsBand
    @PaulaBoggsBand Před 3 lety +1

    Washington State loves our Supreme Court Justice Mary Yu. Thanks Jimmy for showcasing her!

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 3 lety +252

    Tucker Carlson looked like someone who constantly gets smacked on the back of his head growing up and told to "Shut the hell up, numb nut!"

    • @economicalovereem5833
      @economicalovereem5833 Před 3 lety +7

      Projecting much?

    • @troubledsole9104
      @troubledsole9104 Před 3 lety +29

      @@economicalovereem5833 No need to, it is pretty obvious that TC is a dweeb. But hey, we need dweebs, to make the rest of us look way cooler.

    • @stephaniecurry45
      @stephaniecurry45 Před 3 lety

      Nah but you look like that

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 3 lety +9

      @@troubledsole9104 amen to that, brother!

    • @mejayne4210
      @mejayne4210 Před 3 lety +6

      I am laughing my a**s off, that was a phrase, my late Father would say! And Tucker Carlson, does look that way! :)

  • @Muhdah1972
    @Muhdah1972 Před 3 lety +143

    Tucker is jealous that Megan and Cardi B wouldn't touch him with a thousand foot pole.

    • @gmunden1
      @gmunden1 Před 3 lety +6

      Tucker is spending a long time watching this video. What do you truly desire, Tuck??? LOL

    • @ttvthedog4841
      @ttvthedog4841 Před 3 lety +1

      Bot

    • @arcajeth626
      @arcajeth626 Před 3 lety +2

      The Grammy's should not have booked this song for a performance. The Grammy's are watched by children every year and even Cardi B doesnt let her kid listen to the song.. Not Cardi Bs fault, the Grammy's should have known better..

    • @superhxcdave
      @superhxcdave Před 3 lety +2

      I don’t think any man wants cardi b or Megan to touch them 🤢

    • @farnorthwoods5036
      @farnorthwoods5036 Před 3 lety +1

      @@arcajeth626 Thank god someone with common sense! Thankyou!

  • @darrylwilburn5814
    @darrylwilburn5814 Před 3 lety

    That was awesome Jimmy. The best.

  • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

    seeing the yr old jimmys Classics is a lifesaver: thanks.

  • @richardmarty9939
    @richardmarty9939 Před 3 lety +187

    It sure will be a relief when Junior follows his father into jail.

    • @jimjackson4420
      @jimjackson4420 Před 3 lety +3

      Whyyy? There’s no crime in the first place. Y’all blinded to this left narrative

    • @audreymuzingo933
      @audreymuzingo933 Před 3 lety +19

      @Donna Willams And that's not even counting the Russia stuff. And the riot stuff. And the rapey stuff.

    • @dinoflagella4185
      @dinoflagella4185 Před 3 lety +13

      From what I hear Trump’s kids will likely end up at the center of those fraud charges. It all depends on who signed the forms with the banks.

    • @princellasmith7562
      @princellasmith7562 Před 3 lety +7

      PRISON. Federal PRISON.

    • @somkit9102
      @somkit9102 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes, Trump Sr. breaks laws. But his army of lawyers have always kept him out of prison. You're counting your chickens before the eggs were laid.

  • @kikaru5330
    @kikaru5330 Před 3 lety +82

    Tucker Carlson has never had a WAP anywhere near him.

    • @jgoldswv1
      @jgoldswv1 Před 3 lety +2

      I’m sure kimmel hasn’t either

    • @mattlombardi54
      @mattlombardi54 Před 3 lety +1

      Facts

    • @mattbishop9260
      @mattbishop9260 Před 3 lety +1

      Weak comment. Stop reaching

    • @taran2762
      @taran2762 Před 3 lety +4

      Probably very experienced with DAP

    • @chelsied.8691
      @chelsied.8691 Před 3 lety +6

      @Jason Goldsmith, did you really just try the "I know you are but what am I" comeback? Holy hell, I hope you are very young. Otherwise, I am ashamed for you!

  • @johnransom1146
    @johnransom1146 Před 3 lety

    One of your best segments ever about the names. Love to have chat with the jail guard

  • @chris752
    @chris752 Před 2 lety

    Dude, I love yours roasts!

  • @arnavmathur1404
    @arnavmathur1404 Před 3 lety +46

    Why does Tucker Carlson always look like he walked in on his gf cheating on him

    • @MAYK1NG
      @MAYK1NG Před 3 lety +1

      ...and is Candice Owen's the ONLY 'black friend'?!

    • @281189ism
      @281189ism Před 3 lety

      @@MAYK1NG And it's spelled Candace, not Candice.

  • @oyaoyaoya9099
    @oyaoyaoya9099 Před 3 lety +50

    every time i see Don jr, i lose more and more brain cells

    • @yerp5115
      @yerp5115 Před 3 lety +1

      I assume you didn't have many to begin with...

    • @oyaoyaoya9099
      @oyaoyaoya9099 Před 3 lety

      @@yerp5115 omg dude how did you know? Like, i only had a few brain cells that constantly went “baki 🤩baki 🤩 ni 😼 ore😗 nani 💫 wo💦?! kokoro 🍃 wo 🎉 da ✨ yo🙊 Konagona 🏐 ni 😼 kudake💞 nani 💫 wo💦?!”, then Don jr just had to take them

    • @mariarivera1404
      @mariarivera1404 Před 3 lety

      Are you talking of Joe obiden? No memory for joe

    • @chrisstewart8173
      @chrisstewart8173 Před 2 lety

      How about hunter?

  • @americancameramanmedia1309

    Aww, Little rocket man misses the man with the tiny hands.

  • @ckinahan1
    @ckinahan1 Před rokem +1

    And almost 2 years to the date, MTG of ALL people, has found us sand! Wrapped up in duct tape on our proverbial doorstep! 😂

  • @CR-eo2ts
    @CR-eo2ts Před 3 lety +200

    "Scientists say hydrogen is the most abundant element in the universe. I disagree: the most abundant element in the universe is stupidity."
    - Frank Zappa -

    • @rosaamarillo2110
      @rosaamarillo2110 Před 3 lety +3

      ‘Don’t go where the huskies roam, and don’t you eat that yellow snow!’

    • @CR-eo2ts
      @CR-eo2ts Před 3 lety +2

      @@rosaamarillo2110 "Strictly commercial...."

    • @ha-zi
      @ha-zi Před 3 lety +4

      And ignorance including Laziness and arrogance🤑

    • @CR-eo2ts
      @CR-eo2ts Před 3 lety +3

      @@ha-zi "Never let school interfere with your education." FZ

    • @gloriascott8124
      @gloriascott8124 Před 3 lety +7

      Stupidity, especially within the Republican party... its THICK with stupidity

  • @VytenisR1
    @VytenisR1 Před 3 lety +57

    Tucker: I cant believe they showed this, anyway heres a clip

    • @AJ-316
      @AJ-316 Před 3 lety +3

      Fox is a CABLE network. The Grammys were on CBS, a regular network during what is considered family viewing time. Not the same.

    • @VytenisR1
      @VytenisR1 Před 3 lety +5

      @@AJ-316 i thought he was so against cancel culture, why is he tryna cancel wap?

    • @javier77street
      @javier77street Před 3 lety +1

      @@AJ-316 the same way FoxNews claims to be a NEWS show yet their whole primetime line-up are self-admitted opinion shows. With no news whatsoever.

    • @javier77street
      @javier77street Před 3 lety +1

      @@VytenisR1 because he’s never gotten any WAP 😂😂😂

    • @ericd2606
      @ericd2606 Před 3 lety

      @@VytenisR1 cuz wap is a disgusting act to show on TV from a vile human being

  • @jeromeprsibanez8131
    @jeromeprsibanez8131 Před rokem +1

    I'll be drinking that green beer Heineken!! LoL 😂

  • @FrayJaeBen
    @FrayJaeBen Před 3 lety +1

    This Video Made My DAY!! 😂😭😭😂🤣🤣

  • @Bwaatiss
    @Bwaatiss Před 3 lety +126

    Honestly, "The Jong-uns" would probably make a way more interesting reality show than the Kardashians.

    • @anotherdamn6c
      @anotherdamn6c Před 3 lety +5

      "i feel like eating a citizen!" said no Kardashian ever. The Jong-uns, on the other hand, would not only rock that line but legally get away with it. If there was a picture of Trump behind his head it would be a hit across the country.

    • @drjenschn
      @drjenschn Před 3 lety +4

      It's interesting how much less entertaining it sounds when you use their actual family name, "The Kims"... Maybe the Kimdashians: The Kims and the Dashians fighting for the audience's attention...

    • @op3129
      @op3129 Před 3 lety +3

      @@drjenschn kims would win. kim jong-un's dad (jong-il) liked to eat fish that were literally still thrashing on the silver platter, on bed of parsley. and he made his cook's son (aged 8, at the time) be his official food-taster (in case poison).

    • @drjenschn
      @drjenschn Před 3 lety +2

      @@op3129 There is also a South Korean Movie featuring eating live fish (Seom), so that seems to be a cultural, albeit extremely snobist, bias. It also features in a Japanese book on food I happened to own some time ago... But the Kimdashians is not a show about cruelty (we all know who would win that), they are about a pathological bid for attention in an attempt to justify their own existence... and the Dashs aren't half bad starving for attention as well, so I'll still call it a show ;)

    • @op3129
      @op3129 Před 3 lety +1

      @@drjenschn link to that "movie"?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +74

    We already know what DjTj is sniffing.

    • @bruiz5240
      @bruiz5240 Před 3 lety +5

      As always

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Před 3 lety +3

      @@sancristobal730 So, your just a troll.

    • @JohnFreedman0
      @JohnFreedman0 Před 3 lety

      Kind of gross though the way Jimmy laughs at Biden's sniffing of children. Which I am guessing we have all seen. It's happened over a dozen times.

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sancristobal730 Lmmfao 🤣 Stick to your day job! Your no psychologist! Another narcissist thinks they are smarter than everyone else! Damn we just got rid of him too!

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Před 3 lety

      @@JohnFreedman0 I think your sniffing something too! Lay off the glue john!

  • @jeannefoster5594
    @jeannefoster5594 Před 3 lety

    The appropriately named people segment was GREAT! What fun!

  • @tashnahtv6098
    @tashnahtv6098 Před 3 lety

    I had the same thought when she said garbanzo beans and chick peas... lol.

  • @somethingclever4563
    @somethingclever4563 Před 3 lety +75

    DJTJ and his entire family are the absolute personification of privilege
    The total absence of self awareness is mind blowing

    • @packerfungrl56g63
      @packerfungrl56g63 Před 3 lety +4

      The NEPOTISM family will go down in history....one-term twice IMPEACHED best president ever!BAHAHAAAAA!

    • @gloomyblackfur399
      @gloomyblackfur399 Před 2 lety

      "Born on third base and thought he hit a triple" is extremely common among those born rich.

    • @chrisstewart8173
      @chrisstewart8173 Před 2 lety

      And what is Hunter Biden?

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker Před 3 lety +145

    LOL Kim Jong Un misses his lover, Trump

    • @JoshuaMuse
      @JoshuaMuse Před 3 lety +13

      Well, wouldn't you if that was the first time you seen an orange in decades?

    • @blkcatzette
      @blkcatzette Před 3 lety +2

      He looks like he misses his friend.

    • @somchitleang1001
      @somchitleang1001 Před 3 lety +1

      If he opens up the country and be kind to people, he would have friends. But he's just selfish.

    • @bean181
      @bean181 Před 3 lety +1

      While it’s all funny trump did prevent a possible war with North Korea but if joe provoked Kim we could be Looking at a bad ending

    • @bean181
      @bean181 Před 3 lety

      Did Obama do any betet

  • @BarbaraDr2023
    @BarbaraDr2023 Před 3 lety +1

    Names: can this please be a regular Segment?

  • @melektwelve6451
    @melektwelve6451 Před 3 lety

    LOVED the aptly-named segment

  • @katrin896
    @katrin896 Před 3 lety +397

    I love how Tucker always looks like he is so heavily trying to understand English while the guest is talking.

    • @rikpaterson5680
      @rikpaterson5680 Před 3 lety +4

      Totally agree

    • @lanceash
      @lanceash Před 3 lety +20

      And yet his elderly audience all think he's so damn intelligent. "Why, look; it's that nice young rich man who panders to us! My goodness, I wish more of the young people today would dress properly and tell us what we want to hear."

    • @slister45
      @slister45 Před 3 lety +7

      He's desperately trying to understand English when he, himself is talking

    • @FarlesNCharge
      @FarlesNCharge Před 3 lety +1

      Why is the background always shaking

    • @josephparker1917
      @josephparker1917 Před 3 lety +6

      It’s the inner moron coming out

  • @mrswampgass2186
    @mrswampgass2186 Před 3 lety +62

    Tacos and spaghetti, yup.

  • @janiekilkelly
    @janiekilkelly Před 3 lety

    That name section was laugh out loud funny. Thanks!!!

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 Před 3 lety +1

    I love the different names that people had that was hysterical.

  • @abelsholiday
    @abelsholiday Před 3 lety +20

    Robyn Banks was a natural!

    • @RoamingHeathen
      @RoamingHeathen Před 3 lety +1

      She a bit of a hottie!

    • @twineglass
      @twineglass Před 3 lety +1

      Thanks! Never been called a hottie before!

    • @RoamingHeathen
      @RoamingHeathen Před 3 lety

      @@twineglass oh you have; you just haven’t heard it

  • @gabrieldominguezcuevas4223
    @gabrieldominguezcuevas4223 Před 3 lety +259

    Why does tucker Carlson look like he’s laying an ostrich egg sideways !

    • @nicolemarie018
      @nicolemarie018 Před 3 lety +13

      Why did i know you were going to say 🥚 without finishing ur whole comment 🤭 he really do be looking like he has a cloaca doesn't he!

    • @maplebones
      @maplebones Před 3 lety +11

      He is perpetual perplexion personified.

    • @moxita91
      @moxita91 Před 3 lety +3

      because he is.

    • @jacintalong2478
      @jacintalong2478 Před 3 lety +3

      lololololo

    • @MM-vv8mt
      @MM-vv8mt Před 3 lety +7

      Because it hurts for him to think?

  • @annedoliveira6099
    @annedoliveira6099 Před 3 lety

    Enjoyed the names matching professions

  • @maya-vf8zd
    @maya-vf8zd Před 3 lety +1

    Jimmy said to bean lady "go crack a window" hahaha

  • @matthewscopelite5303
    @matthewscopelite5303 Před 3 lety +133

    Tucker Carlson's attempted look of consternation resulted in channeling Curly Howard.

    • @princellasmith7562
      @princellasmith7562 Před 3 lety +7

      Aaaaaaahahahahaha! I used to love watching Three Stooges reruns growing up!

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 Před 3 lety +4

      thanks for the laugh

    • @davidgibbs381
      @davidgibbs381 Před 3 lety +4

      Nyuk Nyuk !!

    • @susanr1903
      @susanr1903 Před 3 lety

      Wake up bidin hurt this country he has dementia

    • @drjenschn
      @drjenschn Před 3 lety +2

      Consternation, constipation, who can tell the difference? Tucker surely, not.

  • @yogaflirt7
    @yogaflirt7 Před 3 lety +47

    Judge Mary Yu has the most amazing smile!

  • @Sunny-bw1mo
    @Sunny-bw1mo Před 3 lety +1

    That was very funny!!!! Loooved It!!! 😂😂😂

  • @spir5102
    @spir5102 Před 3 lety

    Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for the good belly laughs and the truth!