Trump’s Tax Returns FINALLY Handed Over, Mar-a-Lago Beefs Up Security & Stoners Get a Pot Quiz
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- čas přidán 29. 11. 2022
- December is minutes away and the President and First Lady took part in the 100th lighting of the national Christmas Tree, parents all across the country are breaking out the old Elf on the Shelf to try and get their children to behave, Spotify released their annual musical report card “Spotify Wrapped” and Jimmy reveals what his top artists were, after Trump’s little dinner party last week they’re beefing up security at Mar-a-Lago, he continues to try and distance himself from White Supremacist Nick Fuentes, after seven years House Democrats confirmed that they are finally in possession of six years’ worth of Trump’s tax returns, Herschel Walker has been left with some explaining to do after Trump’s decision not to hold a campaign rally for him, Mike Pence is out and about promoting his book and trying out material for his new Netflix comedy special, the Senate passed a bill to protect same sex and interracial marriage, and we check in at the NuWu Cannabis Marketplace in Las Vegas to meet some of their employees and customers.
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“The 2nd time in a year that a fungus had to be removed from the White House”.
Bravo to that writer.👏🏼😄
As pops would say, at ease, disease, there's fungus among US. and. ..... kiss my wrist,,,!!
@@MK-su6eg …😄👍🏾
It was good but I saw it coming a mile away. lol
ABSOLUTELY... although I'm inclined to call it "parasite"....instead
Deep truth
Meanwhile others are in jail for weed in different states. Sad
Yeah, those other states should wake the f up. Weed is Washington state's #3 agricultural product.
@@jacquelinehorne6485 It isn't just sad, it's ridiculous.
Use your brain and dont use drugs. Only the weak and idiots use drugs
I live weed smoker
Well somebody's always going to be on that in between. Of everything in life. Definitely sucks but it's on its way to not being illegal anymore. Next we need to get rid of all the billionaires.
"I try to hide out before it gets too wicked" is some damn good life advice.
That fungus joke was killer.
He’s cringe
“Everyone’s been doing things for me”
Yea, like raising the kids you don’t acknowledge!
Bingo!
Hilarious but that's a fact..
Brilliant. Now enough of this buffoon already. How ANY person allow their personality to be defined by and reinforce a negative stereotype is beyond me.
Your Name ist very fiting. 😉
Congratulations for the savage and oh-so-well-deserved take down.
"Where do clouds come from?"
My lungs, homie! That was the right answer...
That drive-through is more clean and professional than 99.99% of the fast-food drive-throughs in this country. Veronica seems like a real sweetheart. If I lived there, I'd be happy to see her face at that window, too. Legalization across the Nation! Let's go, Dark Brandon!!! 🤣 Get it done!!! 😃
It's really a top notch dispensary.. the smoke lounge is cool too
Veronika is one of my oldest friends.
She’s a delight.
Her smile is infectious.....I wanna go there just to see it in person
My girlfriend and I attended the show, thank you Jimmy and crew we had a blast!
wow... just announce your an idiot. bizarre
How much did they pay you to attend his show? i have heard the audience is told when to laugh. American "comedy" is so lame, because they can't keep politic out of the show.
@@richpiana6930 👈🏻❄️🐑thanks for watching.
@@richpiana6930 the republicans don't have a sense of humor anyway so no real big loss too us anyhow...
I wouldn't walk across the street to see that garbage he spews
Donnie’s attorneys spent so much time in the same courtroom they named a park bench after him. The bench sued for defamation.
You're funny are you a comedian maybe you could write for Jimmy Kimmel
😄😁😁😂😂😂
Vote Warnock for senate, Georgia 💙
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Yes, please!!! 💙
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Yes!!! Let’s vote Marxism and socialism . I’m so excited that the government will control my life and spend all my money
Hershel Walker ❤
God bless joe 😊keep him safe and in good health for us
The best thing Biden has done is stopping Carter from being the worse president of the last 50 years. Thanks Joe!
Amen.
It's fun to see how happy these people are to be on TV.
IKR, just like the olden days!
That drive-through worker seems awesome ❤
She's stoked because she's got a good job. People who work in dispensaries, especially pretty girls, make hundreds of dollars a day just in tips. And they don't have to deal with cranky people very often. Every time I go to a dispensary, the clientele is excited because they're getting their happy treats.
Holy crap! He finally has to release his taxes! We might finally get to find out whether he wrote Erick off as a loss!
Funny!
What a bunch of nosy people why don't you worry about yourself damn
Yeah A total loss!!
Republicans will still defend him come Jan. They should really just cut bait, throw him into the cement mixer, and pivot away from extremism. But that will piss off their meager base.
I was totally expecting Lindell to pull up to that window.
The pot shop bit reminds me of when my Dad and I would watch Letterman and he would always check in on Rupert Jee of the Hello Deli, I hope it becomes a regular thing 💚
I miss Rupert!
This show will never be great like Letterman don't even compare the two.
@@internetstress Letterman was good, but he also had some incredibly lame bits.
This show could be the catalyst that changes the world if they would do a segment on the 1942 USDA film *Hemp for Victory* that encouraged Americans to grow "Marihuana" to defend our country during World War II.
The video is online at an official .gov link from the US National Archives. It became public in 1990 after 45 years of being buried under mountains of drug war lies.
I'm so dang jealous I can't stand it. Legalize Nation Wide!!!!
Biden is Trying but republicans be like NO that will help people! just like them stopping student loan debt relief.
smoke one up for me, living in china i can safely say that day will probably never come haha
@@iccus62 Yet another reason to move to Canada.
@@iccus62 blaze one for me, would you?
That is the best news I have heard lately. Sounds like DOJ is getting serious, too. Holding him accountable would be the best Christmas!
it's left wing nonsense. divide and conquer.
WOW SIRRR VERY DANGEROUS !!!! 😠 😠BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA 🤗🇮🇳 THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD , WE NEVER DO SCAM AND WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
About damn time!
How about giving presents to needy children that would be the best Christmas you need to get a grip on reality damn
@@danmcgriff1421 oh how your tune has changed Dan Mcgrifted 😘
Happy holydaze traitor!
The first guy got screwed no weed and got bubble wrap as a gift 😂
I swear, watching these Kimmy Kimmel monologues and skits he does, they always make me smile. But THIS one, had me smiling and laughing so much my friggin face hurt!! LOVED IT!!
apparently they didn't tighten up security when they realized they were storing classified documents. I'm shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not at all shocked.
you mean like Clintons emails?
@@holmesd5003 you mean the ones where Countless investigations by Republicans found she did Nothing wrong? Are those the emails you are referring to?????
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Me too 😄
I'm not shocked at all, friend.
They need 30 yrs of tax returns ..
Exactly Exactly !!
Investigation on tax return of all presidents before Trump To !
Americans don’t like
Discrimination !
@@fpiedade9451
For what none of them hid their return so what's to investigate? Nobody ever ran for president because they were trying to avoid tax evasion charges not counting fraud and money laundering.
@@fpiedade9451 Trump's the only president to hide his tax returns.
@@BurtTurbo how you Know that ??????
@@BurtTurbo investigation on some
Laptop’s 💻 to
So nice to see young people enjoying a little pot instead of all that other deadly stuff. Kaleidoscopes - what a cool idea. Love ya Jimmy.
Those people in the drive trhu had great smiles. The manager looked like he could be a model.
Thats not Herschel Walker. It is Eddie Murphy doing his Buckwheat character from SNL and that is OTAY
Haha gold!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🏾✔️
You know damn well 10 mins of talking with Fuentes tells you exactly who he is. Plus his vice prez nominee MTG just went through the same thing last year. "I didn't know him" is BS.
Seriously. Wasn't trump Sr. A Klan member?
Fuentes is disgusting period 🤢
We gotta get the Bullshit before they get more security 😲😵🎄
It’s funny to me that all of these normie NPC people are now clued into who Fuentes is 😂
@@Thatdudewiththedogs I almost envy anyone who hasn't known who he is for the past several years. I remember him on Twitter arguing that the age of consent is too high a while back. Weird creepy guy. It does for some reason seem like a somewhat common complaint for people of his ilk though.
Kimmel is my go-to whenever I need a laugh.
Damn that’s sad
Gees your writers and producers are top notch! Thank you as always for the laughs Jimmy K! Expat fam in Japan!
define top notch when the ratings are sinking..
I wonder if, when they finally got the tax returns, if the person who got them muttered "Thanks. Was that really so hard?"
I have a feeling the IRS sent them over directly. They actually petitioned the scotus to be able to release them this time, saying there were things that Congress really needed to see. Uh-oh. 🤔
Ik right! 😅🤣
I Hope somebody s gonna leak everything !!!
If he secluded them in his rectum, removing them could be quite painful. I'm going to go with that.
That's what she said.
That drive-thru skit could be it's own show
reminds me of the Steve Allen show...
Yeah, that was a great bit, like Cash cab 😂
I was thinking the exact same damn thing
I agree. I just loved everyone of the drive through customers...adorable.
I'd watch every episode
You had me at "Stoners get a pot quiz"
Question: "What is the title of the 1942 US Department of Agriculture video that taught American farmers how to grow 'Marihuana' to defend our country during World War II?"
Answer: *Hemp for Victory.*
The federal license to grow Cannabis that is shown 3 minutes into the film reads, "Producer of Marihuana."
There is an official .gov link to the video from the US National Archives, and it's on several CZcams channels.
That was a long walk to Pence's play list, but I almost spit out my beer. :-)
Same
Was it an orange squirrel of spit or just spittle from the dance marathon where we first heard of Trump and knew everyone left without us...and followed "the hunginsratler" a rattlesnake with orange froth on his lips
Use this same orange swamp algae or scum to wash or shine your car it is long lasting like petrified wood from the ice age or his wife's hair
All I want for Christmas is a Trump indictment.😬
Pleeeaaassseee 🎅
Give us this gift.🎁
And so say all of us!
Still flushing important documents down the toilet 🚽🪠
lmao! keep dreaming
multiple indictments for trump to celebrate the new years with , the crimes this traitor has committed haven't all come in yet , there is so much more to learn about his administrations corruption , and senators and congress members
Elf on a Shelf jokes were HILARIOUS 😂!
So its funny to lie and decieve children?
Back in the Fifties, my mom told me the Felix the Cat clock on our wall was watching me whenever she wasn't home and I absolutely believed her.
I hate that we ever paid for Mike’s gas
Mike's family owned a chain of gas stations in Indiana, Kentucky and Illinois, Keil Brothers Oil Company. They went bust in 2004, and left behind "85 contaminated sites across the three states, including underground tanks that leaked toxic chemicals into soil, streams and wells." So not only did Mike's family make plenty of money selling people gas, they left taxpayers holding the bag and paying to clean it all up. [full story, see Esquire, Charles P. Pierce, July 19, 2018]
@@vic.blaine yea, that's a great example of Mike's civic responsibility.
it's clear to me that the petrol companies feel free to gouge in democratic administrations. it's a win/win to make the dems look bad and then loosen restrictions when their boys get back in. the public is made to think the president controls the magic price lever.
It wasn't his car.
@@vic.blaine
I always really disliked the guy, starting with that
You voted for him.
The longest audit since time immemorial is finally over.
Lol yes 😄
Haha!
and we've just started...
Billy Joel is on Donald Trump's playlist too......The Longest Time.
I hope they can do something with the taxes before Repugs get control of the House in January, and block/stall any efforts.
AND YET, he still sits in luxury, free as a bird, frowning at this monologue.
You mad?? Punk
@@slickdikkrick8746 🥱
Everyone in the drive thru looks so happy 😜
Jimmy! Love this time every night!
Agreed about the documents and why is the media not mentioning what utter crap it is that he wouldn't have any idea someone was coming or who they were when he has secret service detail! Everyone that comes anywhere near him is checked out. Period. The amount of people that believe him is astonishing. I am not shocked and disgusted as usual.
don't be shocked, the people that still worship will never admit that they were conned. Then they would show how stupid they are.
He and they knew exactly who was coming to dinner.
Let's be honest, he lives in your head. Dummy
Of course he knows who Fuentes is. I can only imagine what the conversation around the dinner table was about. To be a fly on the wall, lol......(with a recording device)
I.think he pinned it on kanye, when he invited.duentes himself..he wants to gather his group,.he is planning something.
AJ has the most gorgeous smile, he’s adorable! That’s the happiest drive through ever!
I was scrolling through comments just for this! I thought surely someone else already commented on AJ's cuteness ;)
Proof positive that a drive-up window at a dispensary is a great idea.
Jimmy and Guillermo are the best. The girl working the drive thru reminded me of Rosi Perez.
Finally someone pulled close to the drive thru window.
That stressed me out too! I pull up so close the dispensary drawer almost hits my car!
"I try to hide out before it get too wicked." I'm using that.
That dispensary drive-through quiz was amazing! 😂. But I'm disappointed in the the last guy who couldn't name the Ninja Turtles. 😅
Donatello does machines
😂 I definitely could have watched a few more. I always love Jimmy's stoner base nod. Thanks Jimmy 😂
right?! wtf is happening to pop culture dammit!!!! that section at the weed store could be its own show. id watch the hell out of that
I don't even care about them and I know their names.
The secret fifth Ninja Turtle, Ralph.
You need to make the marijuana drive-through quiz a hilarious constant section on its own 🤣
I am sure he could arrange for Snoop and a few others to "show up" as well. It would be hilarious.
100% I'd watch way more of this. Great people.
This could be its own TV show
Make it a road show. Come to Oregon.
Yeah like they show Cash Cab. 😊
I honestly thought they’d have Guillermo teleport to the dispensary in his car at the end of that sketch. Would have been epic.
Audience, Great Job Mr. Kimmel. Just love the holiday spirit you shared with the Vegas customers🤜🏼🤛🏼👊🏼👍🏼✌🏼.
My partner has a kid and the elf on the shelf gives me heart attacks when I find it randomly throughout a dark house in the morning.
Oh that’s funny! 😂
Pet rock of Xmas😉
And neither your partner nor the kid has anything to do with it moving "randomly" around the house. Sweet dreams!
@@roberthill799 the worst is as I'm putting my contacts in, look over, and this elf is just 👀 there.
Merry Christmas my friend!
I'd light that thing on fire and toss it out the front door. There. Done!
So doofus Don said he didn’t know Nick Fuentes? He said afterwords; “ this guy really gets me. He really gets me!” This time it’s guilt by association.
Blah blah blah get your own life worrying about other people what's the matter with you I assume you're a grown up act like it
He gets him because 45 is no different than Fuentes. Of course, he knows ole buddy Nick! 45 has lied all his life and he's still not good at it!
Nobody wants to have dinner with him.
Kanye and Fuentes are the bottom of the list. .Donald is only looking for more associates to throw under the bus.
You wish.
@@MrStaybrown along with a dinner invitation you also get a subpoena
My son asked for his elves to come back early in a letter from Santa. I have been moving elves every night for 7 months. Not just one, but ten. He is the Clarion of the Christmas spirit. It never ends. 😅
The Pied Piper of the Elves!😁
I was laughing with the elf on the shelf because I got my son one when he was like five or six years old and I put it on the shelf and then I tried to explain to him what the Elf does and he looked at me and said “seriously mom do you think I’m gonna believe that?” Then he went off to do evil! lol!
Now if we could just see Don Jr's laptop , that'd be great
Nice Spotify list Jimmy. Colbert loves steely Dan too. They’re Seinfeld and John Mullany’s favorite band as well. Easily my favorite group too, love me some steely dan!
I don't partake but that pot quiz game was AWESOME. People are so funny. I had a massive smile on my face the entire time. Hope this becomes a regular bit.
I hope my neighbors dont hear me shouting at my laptop, "AJ!!! Say WEED!!! Say WEEEED!!" lol
LOL 🤣
I like it when they post the monologue on CZcams before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
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It's 10:39pm ET
Do you always gotta comment the same thing
Both you need to profread
@@grumpleforskin so don't you there's a space between proof and read
@@POPCORN_BRAWL shut up
Apperently you don't get the joke
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗😉❤️👍
👍🥃
@@Totsamiyfilin 😊👍
It's his writers?
It's not a talk show anymore it's a political show that constantly pushes a political agenda he was a pretty funny guy before he got into politics
I love your show you always keep it a 100.. You got him on On that West being antismetic and he still let him in..
I'm surprised they were able to get enough Republicans to pass the marriage bill into law
always the same republicans voting with the left
I had to listen twice to make sure I heard that right.
It's was mainly the Repukes that will be retiring soon I believe.
Me too shocked really 😳
20% of them are in the closet.
Cannot wait to see my family in December for Christmas. Haven't been to Arizona in 8 years.
Have a fabulous time!!
Just went. I saw Bizbee, Phoenix, Tucson, Tombstone and Sedona. It was beautiful! Enjoy!
Florida of the west
Out of curiosity, are you related to Kari Lake?
@@jackderipper2233 good for you! A lot of folks don't have family to go see.
I loved the weed store drive thru interviews! Hilarious! Made me wish really hard that politicians here in Oklahoma weren't so conservative that their butt cheeks squeak when they walk. You can't buy liquor on Sundays, either, so it's like a step back in time to a more restrictive, unreasonable time.
I can't imagine how much alcohol is sold in Oklahoma on Saturdays.
They got weed drive-throughs and here I am in North Carolina where weed is still illegal I'm so jealous
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Jimmy,. Glad you see & hear you tonight. It was perfect. Funny. You are back in the saddle!
I live right around the corner from that dispensary. I am going to have to frequent more often in the hopes the quiz becomes a regular segment!
Well done with that fungus!!😂
Increasing security because of Kanya West but not because of thousands of pages of stolen documents.
Bot. Lol
@@bensitsdownwithfriends Bot?
You mean "bought". Now get a mirror.
If you're tired of fighting over the Christmas table, make it a peaceful occasion by making the turkey stuffing with cannabis.
I suggest you put it in the hors d'oeuvre otherwise you may not make it to dinner! LOL
@@susancrawford2343 Or maybe make the hors d'oeuvre's shooms. You know...go the whole hog. 💃 🕺
Only if you tell the guest.
Don't forget the MUSHROOMS, and gravy!!! Ummmm, magically delicious!!!!Aloha!!!!
@@denisefoxcroft8920 o oh...shrooooooms!!,,,, exactly!!!
loved the drive thru - gotta go to Vegas and gotta go to a Jimmy show - peace out from NZ 🥝
stoner trivia needs to be a regular thing...
He must be so grateful for this help! 😊
After all, trump told us he would be HAPPY to show us his tax returns.
He just didn't manage to do it on his own, for some reason....🤔
I'd be the same way,nunya biz,I'd like to see all of "Washington 's finest" taxes,Trump's probably look great compared to some in the swamp
@@jasonlee5651 Biden, along with every other recent President except IQ45 made his tax returns public. All elected Senators and Representatives have to file financial disclosure forms.
He aaid he would release if emails were ceased.. never were.. dems upto their evil ways. Hell has a special place for todays evil dems.
Sure like how he inflated his property values to commit fraud and get additional loans on them.
@@greeneyedlady5580 I'm just saying every public servant that's elected by the people should have to show how they become multi millionaires off a mere $174,000.00 salary,not possible legally unless you know what the market is gonna do before it does it, either extremely gifted or corrupt
Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and, um... Mitch McConnell?
It would be funny if for once Guillermo hosted the show in Spanish and Jimmy stood on the stool
One for April Fool's Day next year maybe.
AJ is adorable, what a smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love his Hamsa hanging from his rear view mirror. 🧿🧿🧿🧿
For the people who drove through the windows, pot does have an effect on depth perception!🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking that is like the worst advertisement for the legalization of pot ever 😂😂😂 Even though I do support it, that's funny yet also a bit concerning not gonna lie
@@inbornwanderlust1076 Here in Michigan during the pandemic we had places that had drive up 3 lanes wide. And still do. And what makes you think these people are high coming thru the drive thru ? Huge chance they're not. Cuz why do you think they're there buying some? They're out. Duh, hello?
I don't get the 'alarm'. Do you also assume every person that goes to the store to buy beer, wine or liquor is going to crack it open when they get back in their car to drive home? What's the Big deal about a drive thru window? Ohio and many other States have drive thru's for alcoholic beverages too. What's so scary? Its no different than walking out of a store with the stuff in a bag and getting in your car.
You're scared for NO REASON. Making up thing's to be afraid of. Geesh.
In 10 minutes, the cloud will be coming out of that car
House Ways and Means Committee has his tax returns. Please let there be a leaker!
AJ, the hero we needed.
AJ is a nice guy. 🤗
He reminded me SO much of my nephew! 🤗
Make them public so we all can see them. Bet he is not worth what he wants people to believe.
I think you’re psychic ;)
Ronny didn't seem too happy to get that Willie Nelson Christmas ornament. He also looked super baked. I bet he really was one of those who got through that "clear" glass
I have a feeling ol' Ronnie wasn't on his way to a Mensa meeting.
@@JennyJeong425 :))) Oh, you're worse than I am.
Great post. Thank you Jimmy.
Hey Jimmy 👋
I did "not see" that joke coming.
I did, anne frankly I didn't find it funny.
;)
@@eddyblackmore2834 concentrate on it, it's a gas.
Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Shocker.....they really weren't be audited for a thousand years?
Yikes, Elf-on-a-shelf with viruses😳.
Donald Duck's taxes - it's going to be fun to see💲
The tree 🎄is nice🎁
Man greatest episode ever. I love the marijuana motif.
That girl in the drive thru dispensary had a great juicy giggle. She was a hoot.
I wonder if Cheech and Chong know that Jimmy used the title of "Let's Make A Dope Deal", one of their old skits.
Cheech & Chong did “Let’s make a dope deal” back in the 70’s 😂
Lock Don up
Hunter first
@Ethan Oxendale i cant say because this channel is so weak they delete any comments that talk bad about the left
So, solution to a lie is another lie? Didn't see that one coming
Others have said this but dang! All the humans in the drive up, including Verronika, are GORGEOUS. Their smiles are amazing!
Much love and appreciation to Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo 🩵🩵🩵
“I’m over my PS5 days” was that a GTA reference 😂😂😂
GTA mean???
@@normacolon9618 Grand theft auto. You can run over people and take their money, it is a particularly funny reference because the first one took a lot of criticism for teaching kids to be violent for this reason, but as someone who was playing it as a kid back then, it was so obviously unrealistic and in no way taught children to do this. it is an extremely clever joke for a extremely specific group of gamer nerds 😂🤓
I really hope they warned these people ahead of time.