Elon Lets Trump & Kanye Back on Twitter, Donny Screams About Turkey & Bob Iger Returns as Disney CEO
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- čas přidán 20. 11. 2022
- Our announcer Lou celebrates his birthday, President Biden turned 80 on Sunday, his granddaughter Naomi got married at the White House on Saturday, the annual tradition of pardoning the turkeys took place on the South Lawn, Attorney General Merrick Garland did what Trump was hoping he wouldn’t and appointed a Special Counsel to take over the investigations into handling of classified documents, Mike Pence has been making the rounds for what has been the saddest book tour of all time, Trump is busy screaming about the price of turkey, Elon Musk announced that he is reinstating Trump’s Twitter account after a very legit online poll, Kanye West is back on Twitter too, our former boss Bob Iger is back as CEO of Disney, the World Cup is underway and one of the many controversies surrounding the tournament is that they aren’t selling alcohol at the games, and Jimmy and Guillermo lend Santa a helping hand by putting on their pointy ears and finding out if kids have been naughty or nice.
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that little kid was so sweet.
Deserves all the gifts he asked for.
Deserving is one thing, but affording another.
His wishlist is easily over $1000.
That's like 20 Christmases for me.
That kid has amazing parents. well behaved, speaks properly, great example to follow.
And flat screen tvs are dirt cheap
@@mikelytou yeah, his wishlist is a little pricey, but I don’t think he realizes that. He’s a sweet and cute little kid, I love this kid!
And the look on his face when he got all those door knobs, you know he was disappointed, but that’s a well behaved kid. He still says “thank you” & says he’s happy when we know damn well he was hoping something like a Nintendo switch was on that little conveyor belt! What a sweet kid.
Happy birthday Joe, I'm a few years older and I voted for you. Go get 'em😊
Your the problem with this country
Not likely. He isn’t there mentally. Don’t you watch CZcams or news other than CNN?
He is serious business
It's such a relief that Jimmy is only making fun of Biden's age and malapropisms...
not like the last guy, who committed treason or felonies every single day.
Sad to see Joe finally become president and then go senile
Happy Birthday to our President. As an immigrant, I thank him for bringing decency and respect to each one of us living in this beautiful country.
He doesn't promote decency. He promotes abortion and child mutilation. That's the opposite of decency.
You obviously have no clue about Biden and his crimes.
@@Moskoe83 Show me the prove. Don’t come to me with empt bla bla bla!
@@danpowell6962 so how many abortions did he force you to get? And what mutilations?
@@vernchaput6368 I never said he forces anyone to get abortions. However he does support and advocate for abortion to be a right, which is pure evil. And by mutilation I am referring to Biden's open support of allowing minors to receive gender transition surgery.
That little boy is the epitome of being grateful. God Bless his little heart.
The fact that the turkey was cool with the prez petting him is so sweet unlike the eagle attacking Trump and rightly so. Lol
Eagle knew he was a Russian spy wanting to destroy the US
That's my favorite video of Trump it's was a perfect metaphor for his presidency
That eagles name was uncle Sam BTW
For real though, and honestly, what an incredible metaphor Trump being attacked by that eagle was. We should really remind ourselves of that more often, because it's accidental symbolism at its _absolute finest_ hahaha.
Like this country could not have been ANY clearer from the very beginning that *WE do NOT support him* 😂
Cool with it? That turkey was demonstrating where the expression "Ruffling someone's feathers" came from.
Biden loves animals, and this proves it. This was really sweet!
That little boy was so polite and well-mannered. Even through his disappointment in getting door knobs he still wished them a Merry Christmas. I really hope he was given more than just the door knobs. His parents should be very proud.
He’s old enough to get a joke, I’m sure they gave him some of his wish stuff too.
i think that this was supposed to be funny but sometimes funny this way backfires.
i hope that kid got paid a lot and jimmy explained to him that this is a joke before he was in the scene.
That kid is a snitch
Kids should not be raised to be this passive and compliant. I’d rather a kid say “that’s not what I wanted, but thank you.”
@@kevinm.1565 you would rather that?
I love that guy ..it’s like having a loving grandfather in charge ..leave him alone ❤️❤️
What a sweet, polite young man! I hope Jimmy got him something he actually wanted for Christmas! He was such a good sport!!! 😊
Door knobs
I think I saw his heart breaking when those door knobs rolled out. I wanted to hug him lol!!! I hope they got him something from his list as well ❤
I came to the comments for this poor child! Lol
I just want to hug Joe B. Bless his sweet ol' heart and God Bless America!
"Conservative" and "Think", two words that should never be used in the same sentence.
Unless it's: Conservatives can't think.
Did Fetterman tell you that? 🥴
Wow. Your what’s wrong with America. Left and right are making Americans fight each other. And you can’t see that. Both sides suck but here you are digging in for “your side” while they point the finger and don’t do their basic job. Good for you.
@@paleocon777 loser says what?
Yeah, Everytime I hear "conservative Think tank", I burst into either laughter or tears.
Joe is delightful, real and honest. I talk to my cat, and dog owners talk their dogs, so don’t give Joe any grief.
That young man was polite and sweet. I hope they gave him something better than some doorknobs.
Yea, I was thinking that too.
At least Biden cares about something living besides himself. Unlike a former president!
His empathy towards other people is amazing and what you want to see in a President (and Thanksgiving Turkey's too)👍🏼
@@openminds8765 And the tape that leaked of him talking to Hunter, even though we never should have heard it as it was very private, was so very heartfelt. ♥️
@@openminds8765 Traitor tRump is the worst thing that ever happened to our country--at least in my lifetime. Not sure what you're trying to say. I was saying how heartwarming it was the way Biden spoke to his son.
My bad I thought you we going on a Lets Go Brandon / Hunter rampage like those in the Republican Party love to do. I stand corrected and will remove me comment.
@Mike A No, but Trump running again sure is!
That kid and his manners are precious.
I loved that sweet little boy! So well mannered! Hopefully he didn't just go home with doorknobs, that Jimmy gave him something nice for being on the show.
Jimmy is the knob.
and a rag to polish those knobs
That little boy was so lovely. His parents should be extremely proud of his demeanor and his control over the door knobs prank lol
Riley is absolutely the most precious boy. What a gem.
That kid was so nice. What a gentle spirit.
Biden talking to the turkey is actually really wholesome.
we talk to our pets when they're scared
Yep the former one doesn't have the emotional acuity to do that!
Lol,he doesn't even talk to his children like that! It's me,me,me!
@@vernchaput6368 As opposed to who?
So refreshing when the worst thing you can say about the Pres is that they're old!
they better have given that kid a Switch, he was such a little gentleman. :)
A stick to beat him with? That's the only switch I know other than a light switch
I felt sorry for the little kid. He was too young to realize that Jimmy was. kidding him, but still he was polite, I hope they don't do that anymore.
They could've at least given him some candy or something before leaving. Geesh Jimmy. Did you even notice how he couldn't take his eyes off the knobs; he was so disappointed
oh I'm sure they do. He is gonna laugh about it when he gets older.
That kid got way more than door knobs no need to feel sorry
@@jaypac7126 -Yeah, me too, I don't see what the problem is. All those door knobs. I was friggin' so jealous.
Jimmy is always mean to kids
Always has been
For the laughs
Hahahaha
That poor kid! He was so polite about the door knobs. I hope he got a better gift afterwards. 😊
“Ya you’re pardoned, yes you are yeah”
First of all why is this really sweet, and second why did he sound like Will Ferrell when he said it😂😂
Too funny trump thinking he's aware of the cost or availability of turkey 🦃 🤭 I just purchased the nicest bird I've gotten in years for just over a dollar a pound 🤣
I would rather somebody talking to turkeys than the actual real turkey there last time. Joe rocks🇦🇺
Joe can’t even get out a full sentence you probably know that making you the real turkey voting for a disabled man
🙄
@@evolassunglasses4673 I feel sorry for Joe biden. If it was the era pre social media we'd only see him when he gives speeches or important moments. We'd know he's the oldest sitting president but little more. That everything is being filmed 24/7 by every human being on the planet is a nightmare for biden. All of his missteps are seen and mocked by the whole world.
Anyone who thinks it’s weird to talk to animals has never had animals.
Joe rocks something never ever said before should have said Hunter blows
Oh man… the door knob one had me laughing uncontrollably while hanging my laundry up… you guys are so mean… 😂
Tan Anthony. right, since when isn't misleading and disappointing a little kid just so hilarious?
Joe Biden talking to turkeys is way better than Clint Eastwood talking to that dam chair
If he is the “most transparent President ever” and has nothing to hide, what’s he so upset about?
I guess he didn't want everyone to know how completely innocent he is.
Reminder: Trump pleads the Fifth Amendment 440 times during a session with New York's Attorney General.
Also reminder: "You see these mob bosses take the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" - Donald Jessica Trump, Iowa 2016
He's surely the most transparent criminal President ever!
President Reject Donald John Trump trundle into a bar....................
.................and lowers it.
Yeah of course everyone knows that every single word out of the Insane Orange Clown's 🤡 mouth is always a lie and basically an admission of guilt!
Hey, Queen Elizabeth was 96 and still had all her marbles! Stop knocking the elderly, we still count. PS Love your show.😉
Biden's problem is not age - he's always been rambling
That boy is beyond adorable...so smart and astute 🥰...please get him everything on his list 🙏🏾
I am crying laughing about that sweet, sweet child just standing there, so politely, so confused & so disappointed by that pile of doorknobs! 🤣🤣🤣 What a sweetheart!
That little boy was adorable!!
Can you imagine what was going on in his head when he first saw those doorknobs coming towards him?! Poor little guy.
NorthernJules, Yeah, it wasn't funny at all.
As funny as it was, man, I really felt for the kid when he saw the knobs. Hope you guys get him something in return.
Yeah man, that poor kid was expecting a Nintendo switch and he got doorknobs. 😭
Me too! I wish they would not have done that
i didn't, he asked Santa for a Flatscreen TV, a Switch and a thousand dollar phone. He's spoiled as hell. should be grateful he got anything, and be told santa isn't real so he is truly grateful to who the REAL purchaser of his gifts are, his hard working parents.
@@mikotomisaka8714 Are you serious?? A kid asking for things doesn't automatically make them spoiled. Every child has dream items they'd love to get. Doesn't mean they're going to throw a fit if they don't get them. Don't jump to conclusions about someone you know nothing about.
@@mikotomisaka8714
Also young kids don’t always have the greatest concept of cost. Their brains haven’t figured out the value of things, Santa or parents. He’s a kid with dreams and will likely grow up to be more charitable than you. Santa getting you a lump of coal and society will judge you.
I love Joe Biden speaking to that turkey who seemed to understand him and breathed in this big sigh of relief. It's a shame we are going to eat all of his relatives! Also loved the ending that cute kid! He is trying to pretend like he likes the gift of - doorknobs!!
Lou Wilson is a comedic genius, they gotta put him in front more.
Oh my god that little boy at the end was absolutely precious. I hope he has a wonderful Christmas!
when ever Biden rambles on I just love it. It makes me feel safe. I trust Grandpa. He is so relaxing after the trump
I agree with your sentiment exactly.
Me too. ♥
He did this all his life, not just in old age. This is the genius who gave us the unconstitutional "Biden Rule"...which managed to bite the Democrats in the butt.
The best part of Biden getting elected is being able to sleep soundly knowing a rational adult is at the helm of the ship once again!
lol....i didn't even vote for trump,,,but sleepy joe literaly doesn't know whats going on. Biden ain't running the country and if you believe that your foolish.
As a locksmith and parent of a 2 yr old I really enjoyed the Santa segment. The young man was a very good sport about taking some door knobs!
Man did I enjoy that video of Joe still in possession of his car keys in the Jay Leno tubeshow. Man he whipped that stinger like a man. Our good ole cup of Joe.
Joe Biden has so much integrity, such a good man. Thank you God for letting the USA have Joe Biden for our President.
😂😂😂😂
This is the biggest joke of the day jaja 🤣
His Catholicism guides him.
I'm a conservative Republican, and I think I speak for every fair and reasonable American when I say that out of all the presidents we've had, he is the greatest of them all. We just need a federal bill to make our national anthem more inclusive and mention the LGBTQ!
U knuckle head
Remember when Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey and gave an interview where they were beheading turkeys in the background? Classic thanksgiving video.
😂 I remember that! Ooopsie!
And saying it was a great day our for children. No class
Did she really???? Omfg, Palin is a joke!!!!
A Happy and blessed 80th b-day anniversary to Prezi Biden! Cheers Mr Prez🍷🎂
That little boy is just the cutest little nugget ever, 😍so brave, calm and articulate. 🥰
"Donald Trump has even more legal trouble on his little hands." 🤣
Jimmy, thank you so much for not passing up on that opportunity! 😆
TINY!!!
You know what they say about a man with small hands…
I paid 3 bucks more for my turkey
No beer , no weed ,no thanks.
@@xkinglizardx1191 He wears little gloves? 😂
Trump doesn't need to worry about turkey.. his goose is nearly cooked.
I hope and pray.
Good one.
@@normacolon9618 Amen.
I don’t do twitter, facebook, and such. Classic Johnny Carson, that’s about it. Blood pressure good.
Oh Jimmy, I am so glad for you doing your humor show ! So many things to lampoon, poke fun at, and parody. Thomas Nast ( Look him up ) would be smirking 😏 too !
Jimmy is so superficial 😃
That kid's face when he saw those door knobs was classic! I bet he was hoping for the wide screen tv.
I wasn't on Twitter before but this clinches it - I will never go on Twitter and I don't want to know what either of those idiots say on that forum or any other.
Poor Kid!! 😒Jimmy takes great pride in playing jokes on children.😁 This kid was one of the SWEETEST and humble kids, EVER!! 😇💜💙😇Jimmy, I hope you and your staff gave this little guy something VERY special. 🎁🎁🎁What a kid!! I👍👏💜 His parents must be so PROUD of him.💙💜💖
That sweet child was so polite and adorable.😊♥️
Ah, you know they gave him something totally cool off stage. When he saw the knobs he sure kept his composure. What a great kid! He is obviously being raised well, probably with a lot of love to make him that accepting!
He knows grown ups can be goofy too! We get to joke around and have fun too.
@@edvh88 , That's not "goofy," it's shameful.
Julie Utley, No, we don't know they gave him something "totally cool off stage." Kimmel has a quirky thing about liking to disappoint little kids that's unpleasant to watch & not funny.
@@mariesmith8454 really? Didn't know that.
@@mariesmith8454Bruh, it’s clear he was acting. No kid is talking about Santa and presents without a huge smile on their face. And it must’ve been his parents that signed some paper for him to act in the first place. Him and his parents definitely got something in return other than those door knobs.
The kid ratting out his classmates is awesome
Im laughing so hard that got that boy snitching on TV\
I hope they gave that sweet boy something other than doorknobs it was a dirty trick on an innocent kid
@@mgman6000 I dunno. Snitching on his classmates was pretty naughty.
@@mgman6000 kind like telling kids that Santa is real 🤭
@@mgman6000 Yeah, that didn't end like I hoped it would
Joe Biden talking to a turkey is like me talking to any animal.
I got my turkey for .47 cents a pound. They had a HUGE pile of them! In fact I got one to cook for my dogs, it is cheaper than dog food!
I really hope you gave that little boy something really nice after that! What a gracious person he is, he makes a really good friend!
I mean, unless you’re Leonardo!!
Joe: You're pardon Chocolate
turkey: Pardon, what did I do?
When I was at Walmart there was a freezer full of turkeys. Hams and chickens.
I hope that sweet kid got a REAL present after the doorknob trick. He was so good about the joke gift. ❤
That little boy was so cute as he walked away carrying all those doorknobs pretending to be happy ☃️🧑🎄🧑🎄
This episode is better than ever I'm rolling laughing
OMG! The naughty or nice skit was classic! How did you keep a straight face!!!!
I love President Joe Biden! He’s so stinking adorable. God bless America
I wouldn't go that far....but it's a great improvement from Trump
No doubt you think the Insurrection Inciter is cool.
Its really not. Biden raised prices on almost everything and ruined the economy
@@jonathanrisher8541 A moldy bologna sandwich is a great improvement from Trump. The bar is not high. Actually I think they had to drill a hole in the ground just so they could put the bar down to Trump's level.
Yay worst president in American history
I just got a turkey today...3 days before Thanksgiving....and my 14 lb bird was exactly 28 bucks so Jimmy is spot on.
Our turkey was free. That's four times under the price we paid last year.
I got a 15lb. turkey from Costco for about $16.00. I actually got two for about $30.00.
@@gogrannygo4431 your math is off
@@TheRealcdawg22 I know
A free range Turkey would cost about $65
Even though I couldn't help laughing that last bit was cruel. What a sweet kid.
Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be our national emblem. Instead the Bald Eagle was given the Iconic prestige.
LOL! "Another Turkey, that could use a pardon..." This one could probably come to mind when serving :D
Mr. jimmy I have always watched your show, this episode of your show was different with that little boy, the way he answer’s your questions was very polite and well mannered, I really hope you bring this kind of little kids in your show and boost their lives in to the bright future. I thank you Mr. jimmy, best regards
It would be nice if he actually gave him the 🎁
@@MrSupervillin Every year that thought crosses my mind,Christmas 🎄& Thanksgiving. 🦃 I just can’t see Jimmy Kimmel not gifting 🎁 🎁 these kids. 👦🏾🧒 That young boy was so honest & well mannered - not to mention adorable!!!! 🥰 A+ to his parents! 👏🏻👏🏻
Oh! They killed themselves! Gee, thanks for explaining that joke, Jimmy. That's exactly how comedy works, ofc.
That was so funny when the door knobs came out lol
Did you really let that kid leave with freaking door knobs? Tell me you gave that awesome kid something else!
God bless that sweet little boy . I hope they gave him real 🎁 presents 🎁
The elves bit is hilarious.
as a turkey owner - the body language of that Tom WAS NOT HAPPY with joe in his face lmao. He is lucky it didn't flog him. Now THAT would be funny. Getting body checked by a pissed off Tom. LMAO Theyd have to re name the bird "Irony".
Jimmy? You did give that young man a Nintendo, right?
Could u imagine trump and kanye debating? lol
That wouldn't be "word salad" but "word salad bar"!
Throw in Herschel and watch our collective IQ go down
@@Tonyhouse1168 🤣
Please tell me that kid got something he actually wanted after this.. seemed like such a great kid
You have never GIVEN up any documents without the extra pressure from the legal system.
Musk, Kanye and Trump are examples of what happens when you let crazy people think they're smart and of sound mind. Am I the only one wishing Twitter into the cornfield? Also, Happy Birthday, Uncle Joe! We love ya!
Its called free speech I think
I blocked all 3 on Twitter….I don’t want to see their BS tweets…it was fine without them.
LOL A good Example of Hopeless Hollywood How else can you Make Money!
I do love a wishing into the cornfield reference.
Don't care they make twitter actually interesting to go onto.
That little guys parents had to love that skit! He was so cute.
"Shouldn't it be called 'kickball' anyway?" By which logic, Mr. Kimmel, yours would be 'grab-ball'.
Jimmy I’m with you, I’d def watch a channel of President Biden talking to Turkeys. 🤣🤣🤣
Kimmel is going to give that precious little boy a real gift, right? They aren't gonna just let him leave with doorknobs are they?
Trump doesn’t know the price of Turkeys because he keeps forgetting to bring his Photo ID to the store!
I recall him thinking people needed to show IDs to buy groceries 😂😂
Tell us you never stepped foot inside a grocery store 😅
OMG I forgot the fool said that. He has said so many stupid things!
@@danmcgriff1421 Trump previously said people needed to show ID in order to buy groceries!
@@danmcgriff1421 Your response might make more sense if you used some punctuation. Also, your first phrase is incomprehensible - unless you're trying to be funny?
@@vanessaarasin That was hillarious!
the poor kid, the look on his little face. :D
You are a REALLY BAD BOY Jimmy. :D
Jimmy, get this kid a Nintendo Switch, a pro controller, and their favorite game. They were excellent in the skit.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
President JOE BIDEN AND FAMILY ‼️🌻🍁🍂
Hello 👋
“Meet the new Bob. Same as the old Bob.” - We won’t get fooled again!
Jimmy you better have given that kid a better present after putting him through that you turkey 🦃
Did he really say, "The most honest and innocent person ever"??? OMG! 🤣🤣🤣
Everyone who voted ‘yes’ to trumps return to twitter follows musk, most people who would vote ‘no’ have already left twitter.
I joined twitter today for Trump thanks for letting me know to follow Elon well.
Hopefully!
@@6onut692 please don’t tell her ppp
Objectively, it doesn't make much difference.
The first cheeto traitor tweet you see, click on 'mute this account' et...... voila! He's gone again.
Majority of yes votes were bots
I wish I was in the crowd when Trump said he was Honest I would of screamed " If your Honest I am Marry Poppins "
I'm spruking you for Pres Jimmy, you would do a great job. I'd trust you.
Turkeys are smart birds though Jimmy, 😁 you’re wrong for this one❣️ Great work per the norm❣️
Notice it was Canadians they asked concerning the age of President Biden! We are nice to everyone!
I paid 49 cents a pound for my turkey and 1.69 a pound for my ham! Local Kroger here in Tennessee. Thanks, Jimmy! Happy Thanksgiving!
Turkey PRICES THIS YEAR!!! Meanwhile Safeway is literally giving them away just for spending $50 at their store... 😂
Football began in London on 1823. The NFL's first match took place in 1913. The NFL stole Rugby's game format and stole Football's name. What a real class act. BTW, Rugby began after a Footballer picked up the ball and ran it into the net... then proclaimed he scored a goal. This act began the birth of Rugby and the birth of Federated International FOOTBALL Association (FIFA). While attendance for NFL wanes, Football still holds the title of The Most Popular Sport in The World.
Brilliant Biden montage. Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Love Biden.
Same! He cracks me up! (We might get in trouble for saying that from Trumpsters 😂)
💯 Love him
I'm an Australian and I love him ❤🦘🐨