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  • Praise Boingob. Praise Boingob!
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Komentáře • 55

  • @jonanlsh
    @jonanlsh Před 5 měsíci +44

    Skarbrand: *incoherent rage, demonic noises of murder and slaughter*
    The blue scribes: HOCUS POCUS, I CAST CROTCH EXPLODUS

  • @speetza6265
    @speetza6265 Před 5 měsíci +37

    I’m rooting for Tzeentch solely for creating the best named character in all of Chaos, the Blue Scribes (I’m not spelling their names).
    Oh what’s that? The other gods pull up with bunch of immortal demons with knowledge and power incomprehensible to anyone with a brain not made of warp energy? Here’s Tzeentch rolling up with the two half-illiterate goblins that accidentally cast “Thermonuclear Nosebleed” and pop Rottigus’ head like firecracker.

  • @MyGreengecko
    @MyGreengecko Před 5 měsíci +32

    Boingob was the beast that Sigmar and Nagash had to fight, that even scared the Chaos Gods.

  • @djbeast2145
    @djbeast2145 Před 5 měsíci +11

    Boingob is the Glup Shitto of warhammer, i love him so much RIP boingob

  • @jozephjoestar1
    @jozephjoestar1 Před 5 měsíci +16

    These tier list streams are some of the greatest content on the whole website

  • @TLhikan
    @TLhikan Před 5 měsíci +10

    Can’t believe Nuffle didn’t make SSSSS tear 😔

  • @harryballantyne398
    @harryballantyne398 Před 5 měsíci +14

    Collin is really cooking with those Dark Souls takes, and I hope the FDA shuts it down

  • @Lunch_Meat
    @Lunch_Meat Před 5 měsíci +20

    Crom is the best god, but since hes not an option, Gork and Mork will always ALWAYS be the best gods. Gorkamorka taking a close second

    • @raccoononymous
      @raccoononymous Před 5 měsíci +1

      Gork better

    • @Lunch_Meat
      @Lunch_Meat Před 5 měsíci

      @@raccoononymous in interest of personal safety, I don't disagree with gork worshippers.

  • @oliveragag8576
    @oliveragag8576 Před 5 měsíci +10

    I'd put Ulric in SS because he's the only god who is worshipped by another god.

  • @thisistherevolt
    @thisistherevolt Před 5 měsíci +7

    Tzeentch is just Phil Conners from Groundhog Day that didn't actually get the girl in the end

  • @sexyatheist69
    @sexyatheist69 Před 4 měsíci +3

    58:34 Such is the power of Boingog

  • @YourHighnessIV
    @YourHighnessIV Před 5 měsíci +7

    World eaters have the gladiator cadre 331 and they worship khornes noble and honorable side
    Also is it confirmed that the elder are dead inside slaanesh or could she just be making them suffer for all time inside and eventually we get some Kronos and Zeus moment where chegorach just drop kicks the gods out of slaanesh

  • @masterrace921
    @masterrace921 Před 5 měsíci +5

    The perfect video for 10pm on a Friday

  • @guyincognito1406
    @guyincognito1406 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Nurgle loves your pain, he does not prevent pain at all, he just makes sure you’ll live through it, to provide him more later.
    Nurgle is about dragging you from between life and death constantly.
    Nurglings are demons, and they’re happy. But the marines are always suffering…

  • @Battlechicken12
    @Battlechicken12 Před 5 měsíci +7

    When next Gotrek and Felix episode

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 Před 5 měsíci +5

    We all know the only SSS tier is the great horned rat... And maybe Nurgle by that extension
    And anything dealing with Khaine is bottom D tier

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Next tier list... Yu-Gi-Oh special summon cards

  • @houndofnergal
    @houndofnergal Před 5 měsíci +6

    Omg, finally made it to a live cast…screw work…it’s lore time with Lore Crimes!

  • @PervertedCircle
    @PervertedCircle Před 5 měsíci +8

    15:35 Eli 100% speaking the truth!! Nurgle has become far too cartoony for my taste.
    Additionally: WHY, WHY, WHY do Nurgle models get extra mouths?! Thats a Tzeentch thing!! Don't steal his thunder! 😢

    • @Lunch_Meat
      @Lunch_Meat Před 5 měsíci +4

      I always assumed the weird mutations like tentacles and extra eyes/mouths for nurgle was to represent the nurgle boiz being more like actual horrible little microbes than multi cellular organisms

    • @Sercotani
      @Sercotani Před 5 měsíci

      I thought Tzeentch's thing was extra eyeballs?

    • @PervertedCircle
      @PervertedCircle Před 5 měsíci

      @@Sercotani eyes, mouths, limbs ... basically any body part. Tzeentchs thing is change, i.e. mutation.
      To me, at least, extra mouths don't really seem "Nurgle-y"

  • @rarestpepe3815
    @rarestpepe3815 Před 5 měsíci +9

    I can't believe Colin doesn't like Dark Souls: V-Tuber edition.

  • @ouchpotato2221
    @ouchpotato2221 Před 5 měsíci +4

    This one is gonna be fun

  • @TheKoistar
    @TheKoistar Před 19 dny +1

    The second coming of Boingob is soon to be upon us!
    Edit: New headcanon, Boingob was Gork and Mork's cherished pet.

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Next next tier list... Euro-Jank. Witcher D tier, Two worlds God tier

  • @JuanPalomoM
    @JuanPalomoM Před 5 měsíci +3

    Malal is Shabriri.
    CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @emperorxander666
    @emperorxander666 Před 5 měsíci +3

    malekith SS minium he the ONLY AoS god told back chaos

  • @oliveragag8576
    @oliveragag8576 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Wait, where's Morathi?

  • @ThijsSchrijnemakers
    @ThijsSchrijnemakers Před 5 měsíci +2

    Thanks

  • @gammothdraws
    @gammothdraws Před 6 dny +1

    I can not tolerate this Nurgle SLANDER

  • @scuffandy8723
    @scuffandy8723 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Billions worship Tau'va

  • @Hanschen994
    @Hanschen994 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Tau player here and that tau god is so dumb. Those books had no idea what they were doing with the lore.

  • @The_Last_OldOne
    @The_Last_OldOne Před měsícem +1

    The Lady of bretonnia isn't lileath, it's LADRIEL!! LADRIELLL!!!!

  • @drefranks691
    @drefranks691 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I’m watching this a little late.
    The reason Sekiro didn’t feel like DS is because it’s a tenshu spiritual successor (it was originally a remake) so it’s not a souls game

  • @alexbrown7708
    @alexbrown7708 Před 5 měsíci +38

    As a wise man once said the Emperor is a C tier God.

    • @dratesdragetes777
      @dratesdragetes777 Před 5 měsíci +10

      Wise is pushing it maybe

    • @Tropicoboy
      @Tropicoboy Před 5 měsíci +1

      Thats some heresy redact your statement before the inquisition finds you in your backyard with your flesh removed.

    • @yopoxikeweapescai9066
      @yopoxikeweapescai9066 Před 4 měsíci

      Dislike+doxed+reported to the inquisition

    • @bigdaddy_bo6741
      @bigdaddy_bo6741 Před 4 měsíci

      *An insulin deficient man

  • @jamesgunn178
    @jamesgunn178 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Angron has the same problem as Worf in Star Trek, any time they want to make someone look like a bad ass they have them kick the crap out of Angron

  • @pat0652
    @pat0652 Před 5 měsíci

    With Nurgle: A) You worship because you've been coerced. "Worship me and I will take away the pain from the diseases I have given you", and B) You spread an immense amount of pain,once you become a vector for his plagues, not all his victims are allowed into his grace.
    At least with the other Gods, you usually choose to succumb and there are TINY paths to doing semi-noble things, with Khorne you can try to be honorable, with Slaanesh you can strive for excellence, with Tzeentch you can try to change things for the better.

  • @Falafelsz
    @Falafelsz Před 5 měsíci +1

    Fyreslayers mentioned!

  • @alexbrown7708
    @alexbrown7708 Před 5 měsíci +6

    GW is B tier at best.

  • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
    @diegodankquixote-wry3242 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Hashut moment

  • @bryandeans9949
    @bryandeans9949 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Slannesh, sex drugs and rock and roll lol

  • @desolation2438
    @desolation2438 Před 5 měsíci +8

    See, the issue with giving Khaos a win is that you end up with what happened to the "old world". I don't think any of us want that to happen again.

  • @dukedevlan5457
    @dukedevlan5457 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Khorne is better khaine lost to ultramarines characters, Khorne has a domain khaine does not, Khorne blew khaine up. In short i have depicted khaine as the soyjack and Khorne the chad.

  • @lshackelford4175
    @lshackelford4175 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Asurian built a wall and made the daemons pay for it
    And here I thought the Imperium was patriotic
    (This obviously a joke don't y'all turn this into a multipage political discourse 🙏😭)

  • @drjellygoose9489
    @drjellygoose9489 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Horrible dks boss takes