#regiment The Pacifican Tide Tyrants are one of the very few amphibious or aquatic assault specialty guard forces the Imperium can muster, but they make up for that by being as visious and brutal as their name sake, the building sized megasharks of their homeworld of Pacifica. While each member can fight on land just fine, their true skill is to assault the enemy from the water, rising from the deep to stymie supplies or reinforcements over water, attack from canals people unguarded water lines and mains, or participate in D-Day style forward assaults. Each man carries a Tyrants Tooth blade, made from the immature teeth of a Tide Tyrant, but as a result is merely the size of their arm and capable od rending flesh and even armor. They served in the Sabbat Worlds Crusade as well as the Macharian Crusade, and their most notable deployment was alongside the Tanith First and Only, when an amphibious assault went wrong and dozens of Tanith (none of whom could swim) were dumped bodily into a shoreline assault. The Tyrants, who were equipped with rebreathers and donkey tanks, managed to save many of the Ghosts, leading to the rallying cry they share to this day: "Got you, Tanith!" "Swim harder Tyrant!"
#regiment I would form the Coleen Crew, they are slop of the imperium with their best troops coming from underhives and their smartest being at the level of servitors and colin. Their tactics are to chuck them at the enemy until the enemy gets so annoyed they rage quit and give up. If eaten by the tyranids they will be of such poor biomass that the hivemind will give up and die because anything is better a fate than becoming colin
#regiment On the planet of Hypodronda, the catachans and the orks face off until the tyranids threaten to overwhelm the system, forcing the two sides to combine into the Hypodronda Interspecies Militia for Bioform Obliteration, or HIMBO, for short
#regiment I would make two regiments. The Steel Legion of Armageddon and the Krieg Death Korps. The difference is that the SLoA is blue and the KDK is beige.
#Regiment The 14th Amalgamated Rifles. Ad-hoc. Motley Crew. A collection of Guardsmen, PDF, Naval Armsmen, and Tempestus all pulled together from several shattered regiments into a single force on paper by the Administratum to serve as a light infantry force. You have Kriegsman and Harakoni, Necromundan former Enforcers and cast off Kasrkin, just an eclectic bunch all supposed to work together, SOMEHOW, all under the command of a Catachan Colonel, Apone Johnson. And then they got scooped up by a Rogue Trader and their Ordo Malleus Inquisitor buddy to go scouring a Space Hulk. Good Times!
#regiment Name: Ork choppers Planet of origin: Fieri Tactics: Hit and run tactics, air support or tunneling underground. Their prefer melta weapons and cutlasses over any other. (they rediscovered the legendary powered cutlass but don't tell the tech priest that. Appearance: burgundy and orange Enemy specialty: orks. They know how to cook orks. Ork barbecue, ork chops, ork soup, fry ork, curry ork and ork kebab. They've mastered the art of ork culinary arts. The salamanders invite them to their cookouts every year.
#regiment I would create the Morathian Guard who have the sole purpose of safeguarding Morathi against Colin who constantly assails Nagarythe trying to claim her secret feet pics
#Regiment Let me tell you about the Invincible 556. Called that because they use 762 rounds, (though sometimes they try clubs), and regularly winning despite being outnumbered two-to-one. Technically they're a siege regiment, known for their surprisingly swift construction of fortifications. Every war they've ever been deployed to is over within a fortnight. Truly they are the CREAM of the crop.
#regiment Hal's Words. A regiment that defeats its enemies with the weirdest sayings. They have their hot snakes in their knickers, if you know what I mean. They have their marmelade ready to amber their king.
#regiment My regiment would be the XIIth Maidcafium Feminid Regiment, where the standard gear would be the standard Flak Maid Dress and the Lov-Rifle. Communications between officers is done through a UwU-ized High Gothic.
As another side note against Colin. There is no wrong way to play Guard. Mordian Glory has proved that Guard infantry Melee can be viable. Plus, it's goofy to throw 120 Catachans at the enemy with tank backup.
#regiments Upon the Imperial world of Boi-N-Gawb, feral tribes of strange men who call themselves ’gitz’ who live within a massive black skull of their glorious pet of the God Emperor specializes in blitzing the enemy whilst riding upon creatures called Scu-Igz and their battle cry is some type of roar known as ‘Da Waaaaaaaagh’
#regiment Name: Yonkers Iron Cavalry Planet: Yonkers Tactics: Armored Cavalry with air support Appearance: camouflage that suits environment they’re fighting, mostly a green camo like their woody planet Enemy specialty: Tau and Genestealers (communists)
HAHAHHAHAA....Andy, i love the switch from ....Slaughth.. to smoking jacket+pipe, to drinking beer with a straw while in MMA gloves. I haven't laughed so hard in years. I think it's time for your meds
#regiment My homebrew regiment would be the Norks. It is just a regiment of Nork and other Ogryn, and whenever Orks fight them they get very confused because they think it’s their cunning but brutal god and then their face is blown off by the percussive force of an entire box of grenades
#regiment Literally just the tanith first and only except everybody realizes gaunt is the best commissar in warhammer also Colonel Colm Corbec doesn’t die in this regiment
#regiment The Gatemasters are a guard regiment who specialize in siege warfare and precision sniping, they enjoying killing Chaos cultists and heretics the most.
Love the Lucifer blacks the only guard regiment that worked and trained with the Custodes, went up against Alpharius and hit the shifty bugger and became bodyguards for the high lords, top G guard regiment.
#regiments My guard army use the solar auxillia models and our the planetary defense force that accompanies my knight household. House warsnout. Lol not a funny answer just my actual army
#Regiment My regiment is entirely made of ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage style Kriegsmen, instead of blowing a whistle to go over the trenches they yell “Oh Yeah!” And use steel chairs instead of entrenching tools.
#Regiment My regiment hails from the planet CDawgVA of Segmentum Obscurus deep in the Calixis Sector. During the Golden Age their colony ship was damaged and crashed on their home planet. Their STC was damaged and the only data that remained were the lifetime works of the V-Tuber Iron Mouse and she was their only entertainment until their planet was discovered by Ultramarines in the 35 millennium. All members of the Precious Family; men and women, go into combat cosplaying as Iron Mouse and they send their montages of 360 no scopes and greatest highlights back home to inspire the next generation of troops. Before they go into service all trainees cosplay as Mouse's V Tuber friends and even tho they are know for being amazing fighters at range and hand to hand, when they arent fighting they like to spend most of their time in bed watching old Iron Mouse streams. Sometime they like to play real life Among Us when they get bored on the long Voyages between battles and spend large amounts of time gaming. Family tech and weapons are very advanced(because streamers have to have sick tech and rigs) and each soldier carries his own personal collection of Iron Mouse Rule 34 content into battle.
#regiment The loreian pleebs A most feral and unusual regiment in that they don't follow imperial dress standards. Instead, as per their tribal and unwashed way, they come dressed as the gods and heroes of their favorite stories. Some swing glass glow sticks that they use as swords, some throw foam balls as if it's magic, others dress in cling tight suits with star symbols on their chest that they use to communicate between squadrons, and so on. They are often sent to the front line in suicide mission for the imperium recognizes both their absolute faith in their own lore and the fact that most of them are very out of shape and not the best troops anyway.
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Enemy specialty: Orks
On the subject of D&D, a lorecrimes wh40k rpg game would be interesting to see
WFRPG 4E would be a great thing
I wanna see a bunch of imperial peasants fight an evil hedgewizard
@@nyxnox2135 another good one is Wrath and Glory
I'd say it goes less than five minutes before the game gets derailed
Dark Heresy would be fun if they do something akin to Magastratum Mundanus
#regiment The Regi-Ment
It’s an army of people named Regi.
It’s lead by Lord Regigigas and his three generals Regirock, Regice, and Registeel
So if they lose a battle, is it known as a Regicide?
What a productive episode
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My guard regiment are known as the pancreas shock troops and they would get lore crimes to talk about elves more often
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We’d be the Amber Techonaughts. Our sole purpose is to fix and maintain Andy’s technical issues.
You guys got me to buy gotrik and Felix after explaining it so well. More beginner to expert more quiz and more of everything!
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The Pacifican Tide Tyrants are one of the very few amphibious or aquatic assault specialty guard forces the Imperium can muster, but they make up for that by being as visious and brutal as their name sake, the building sized megasharks of their homeworld of Pacifica.
While each member can fight on land just fine, their true skill is to assault the enemy from the water, rising from the deep to stymie supplies or reinforcements over water, attack from canals people unguarded water lines and mains, or participate in D-Day style forward assaults. Each man carries a Tyrants Tooth blade, made from the immature teeth of a Tide Tyrant, but as a result is merely the size of their arm and capable od rending flesh and even armor.
They served in the Sabbat Worlds Crusade as well as the Macharian Crusade, and their most notable deployment was alongside the Tanith First and Only, when an amphibious assault went wrong and dozens of Tanith (none of whom could swim) were dumped bodily into a shoreline assault.
The Tyrants, who were equipped with rebreathers and donkey tanks, managed to save many of the Ghosts, leading to the rallying cry they share to this day:
"Got you, Tanith!"
"Swim harder Tyrant!"
You guys should get Baldermort on here
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I would form the Coleen Crew, they are slop of the imperium with their best troops coming from underhives and their smartest being at the level of servitors and colin. Their tactics are to chuck them at the enemy until the enemy gets so annoyed they rage quit and give up. If eaten by the tyranids they will be of such poor biomass that the hivemind will give up and die because anything is better a fate than becoming colin
#regiment
On the planet of Hypodronda, the catachans and the orks face off until the tyranids threaten to overwhelm the system, forcing the two sides to combine into the Hypodronda Interspecies Militia for Bioform Obliteration, or HIMBO, for short
Andy is the GOAT
#regiment I would make two regiments. The Steel Legion of Armageddon and the Krieg Death Korps. The difference is that the SLoA is blue and the KDK is beige.
#Regiment
The 14th Amalgamated Rifles. Ad-hoc. Motley Crew. A collection of Guardsmen, PDF, Naval Armsmen, and Tempestus all pulled together from several shattered regiments into a single force on paper by the Administratum to serve as a light infantry force. You have Kriegsman and Harakoni, Necromundan former Enforcers and cast off Kasrkin, just an eclectic bunch all supposed to work together, SOMEHOW, all under the command of a Catachan Colonel, Apone Johnson.
And then they got scooped up by a Rogue Trader and their Ordo Malleus Inquisitor buddy to go scouring a Space Hulk. Good Times!
#Regiment
They're called "The Counts", and whenever they're being deployed, the Commissar assigned to them has to go "SUMMON THE COUNTS!"
#regiment
Name: Ork choppers
Planet of origin: Fieri
Tactics: Hit and run tactics, air support or tunneling underground. Their prefer melta weapons and cutlasses over any other. (they rediscovered the legendary powered cutlass but don't tell the tech priest that.
Appearance: burgundy and orange
Enemy specialty: orks. They know how to cook orks. Ork barbecue, ork chops, ork soup, fry ork, curry ork and ork kebab. They've mastered the art of ork culinary arts. The salamanders invite them to their cookouts every year.
#regiment I would create the Morathian Guard who have the sole purpose of safeguarding Morathi against Colin who constantly assails Nagarythe trying to claim her secret feet pics
The most common ancestries in the US are German followed by English and Irish.
#englishisoursnow awesome show boys!
Hey guys, can’t wait till the next space marine episode!! Colin expect to see ya there homie!
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The Pank-Reos Guard, their specialty is not making their bed
#Regiment
Let me tell you about the Invincible 556. Called that because they use 762 rounds, (though sometimes they try clubs), and regularly winning despite being outnumbered two-to-one.
Technically they're a siege regiment, known for their surprisingly swift construction of fortifications.
Every war they've ever been deployed to is over within a fortnight. Truly they are the CREAM of the crop.
Btw yall should start a Warhammer 40K DnD game.
I’d watch that
#regiment the coom commandos
their battle cry is its better to coom in the sink than sink in the coom
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Drazak Skin Raiders. They are definitely guardsmen and NOT a horde of flayed ones. Good at melee.
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Hal's Words.
A regiment that defeats its enemies with the weirdest sayings. They have their hot snakes in their knickers, if you know what I mean.
They have their marmelade ready to amber their king.
#regiments
My own regiments of only Felinanid Gaurdsmen, named The Purr-ifiers and are great at knocking things over
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My regiment would be the XIIth Maidcafium Feminid Regiment, where the standard gear would be the standard Flak Maid Dress and the Lov-Rifle.
Communications between officers is done through a UwU-ized High Gothic.
As another side note against Colin. There is no wrong way to play Guard. Mordian Glory has proved that Guard infantry Melee can be viable. Plus, it's goofy to throw 120 Catachans at the enemy with tank backup.
Julie d'Aubigny would quite literally clap Jeanne D'Arc's cheeks in a 1v1
#regiments
Upon the Imperial world of Boi-N-Gawb, feral tribes of strange men who call themselves ’gitz’ who live within a massive black skull of their glorious pet of the God Emperor specializes in blitzing the enemy whilst riding upon creatures called Scu-Igz and their battle cry is some type of roar known as ‘Da Waaaaaaaagh’
#regiment
Name: Yonkers Iron Cavalry
Planet: Yonkers
Tactics: Armored Cavalry with air support
Appearance: camouflage that suits environment they’re fighting, mostly a green camo like their woody planet
Enemy specialty: Tau and Genestealers (communists)
To quote fat electrician, "it's not a war crime the first time."
A fellow man of culture I see.
HAHAHHAHAA....Andy, i love the switch from ....Slaughth.. to smoking jacket+pipe, to drinking beer with a straw while in MMA gloves. I haven't laughed so hard in years. I think it's time for your meds
#regiment
name:the orc snipers. :)
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My homebrew regiment would be the Norks. It is just a regiment of Nork and other Ogryn, and whenever Orks fight them they get very confused because they think it’s their cunning but brutal god and then their face is blown off by the percussive force of an entire box of grenades
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Literally just the tanith first and only except everybody realizes gaunt is the best commissar in warhammer also Colonel Colm Corbec doesn’t die in this regiment
#regiment my regiment would be a Skittarii legion whose main tactic is flexing on regular gaurd by hitting on 3+s (excluding 10th edition fuck you Gw)
No. Nooo where is my beautiful bois beard
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The Gatemasters are a guard regiment who specialize in siege warfare and precision sniping, they enjoying killing Chaos cultists and heretics the most.
You guys are great
Love the Lucifer blacks the only guard regiment that worked and trained with the Custodes, went up against Alpharius and hit the shifty bugger and became bodyguards for the high lords, top G guard regiment.
So what you're saying is Colin is the big money draw for Lorecrimes?
#regiments My guard army use the solar auxillia models and our the planetary defense force that accompanies my knight household. House warsnout.
Lol not a funny answer just my actual army
Frick, Colin is only 25?!?!!? Dang, I thought he was like 10 years older than me, not 1.
I'll be honest I liked the episodes more when they weren't so memey all the time
#Regiment My regiment is entirely made of ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage style Kriegsmen, instead of blowing a whistle to go over the trenches they yell “Oh Yeah!” And use steel chairs instead of entrenching tools.
The village people's song macho man blasts wherever they go
Andy has really low volume
#Regiment My regiment hails from the planet CDawgVA of Segmentum Obscurus deep in the Calixis Sector. During the Golden Age their colony ship was damaged and crashed on their home planet. Their STC was damaged and the only data that remained were the lifetime works of the V-Tuber Iron Mouse and she was their only entertainment until their planet was discovered by Ultramarines in the 35 millennium. All members of the Precious Family; men and women, go into combat cosplaying as Iron Mouse and they send their montages of 360 no scopes and greatest highlights back home to inspire the next generation of troops. Before they go into service all trainees cosplay as Mouse's V Tuber friends and even tho they are know for being amazing fighters at range and hand to hand, when they arent fighting they like to spend most of their time in bed watching old Iron Mouse streams. Sometime they like to play real life Among Us when they get bored on the long Voyages between battles and spend large amounts of time gaming. Family tech and weapons are very advanced(because streamers have to have sick tech and rigs) and each soldier carries his own personal collection of Iron Mouse Rule 34 content into battle.
#regiment
The loreian pleebs
A most feral and unusual regiment in that they don't follow imperial dress standards. Instead, as per their tribal and unwashed way, they come dressed as the gods and heroes of their favorite stories. Some swing glass glow sticks that they use as swords, some throw foam balls as if it's magic, others dress in cling tight suits with star symbols on their chest that they use to communicate between squadrons, and so on.
They are often sent to the front line in suicide mission for the imperium recognizes both their absolute faith in their own lore and the fact that most of them are very out of shape and not the best troops anyway.
Dbz abridged and ffxii abridged are fucking hilarious.
6:24 Hal is a bisexual icon
Wtf did I watch