"I Tried Living Like Asmongold For An ENTIRE Week"

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  • čas přidán 21. 11. 2022
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  • @MrBeetsGaming
    @MrBeetsGaming Před rokem +2661

    I like how it took him legitimately like 30 seconds to figure out if he was looking at a picture of his own house...

    • @supertrexandroidx
      @supertrexandroidx Před rokem +55

      No big surprise, really. His place has been a lot dirtier than it is now, so he just needed a little time to think back over the years - and to be fair, it was actually only around 10 seconds ;)

    • @GamingXperience
      @GamingXperience Před rokem +16

      @@BobDevV No, who tf would clean their walls, they dont get dirty, mold only grows when thers to much moisture in the air, so opening a window for a few mins a day and having some kind of heating in your room so the air wont be to humid will do the job.
      I havent cleaned my room for months because im lazy, and all i get is some dust.
      Dont get me wrong i dont have trash lying around like asmon or anything really because i still put everything away, so at first glance it looks clean untill you look for dust lol...

    • @kenbrock5441
      @kenbrock5441 Před rokem +21

      @@GamingXperience um.. you have to clean walls at some point..

    • @SirWeggington
      @SirWeggington Před rokem +40

      @@kenbrock5441 I've never had to clean a wall in my house. Wtf are you doing that you're getting your walls dirty?

    • @vuurkoning
      @vuurkoning Před rokem +5

      @@BobDevV leaving out trash and food doesn't put mild on walls. Moody walls are because of moisture lmao

  • @Sycoinc
    @Sycoinc Před rokem +1038

    at this point Asmongold needs to make a cook book with just his steak recipe spread out over as many pages as possible

    • @mariapaz6379
      @mariapaz6379 Před rokem +30

      It would be two recipes and a grocery list of things to buy that are ready to eat.

    • @csguy3223
      @csguy3223 Před rokem +7

      All his crazy microwave tricks too. My mom knows how to do the baked potato in the microwave. I’m not sure why the dude couldn’t figure out the microwave potato trick.

    • @leeuwengames315
      @leeuwengames315 Před rokem +1

      he said he had some other recipe's he sometimes cooks... so it would be about 60 pages,

    • @devinhamm5294
      @devinhamm5294 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Be like 20 pages of how to apply A1 sauce properly.

    • @Tomab89
      @Tomab89 Před 4 měsíci +1

      That's against his min/max method - it should be a hard cover cus good books bind it with that, but only a single page: ingredients and procedure. That's it.

  • @tysonator111
    @tysonator111 Před rokem +392

    This man changed shirts more times in 1 video than Asmon changes in 1 year.

    • @scorch4299
      @scorch4299 Před rokem +30

      the gays like to stay fashionable

    • @lonebanana6753
      @lonebanana6753 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@_k__601I guess young ppl are pretty gay huh

  • @nosville22
    @nosville22 Před rokem +745

    "I refuse to own a house that's not near a convenience store"
    Holy shit that's probably the most based sentence I've heard this week

    • @zeorg
      @zeorg Před rokem +13

      he can just build store right next to his house

    • @tsurutom
      @tsurutom Před rokem +32

      @@nickm9922 Exactly. I was gonna say, it's also the most American sentence I've heard in a long time. I've never not lived in walking distance of at least 3 supermarkets.

    • @nosville22
      @nosville22 Před rokem +4

      @@naps7039
      >driving distance

    • @darrenegan3891
      @darrenegan3891 Před rokem +1

      @@naps7039 damn bro that’s pretty messed up

    • @Furiouspenguin27
      @Furiouspenguin27 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@tsurutomwell Tbf America is massive compared to other places. Sometimes it’s hard to live near stuff

  • @foolace4866
    @foolace4866 Před rokem +2329

    Huge honor man! Thank you so much for watching! The potato was in for 5 minutes, not 8. I will do better!

    • @germansausage7310
      @germansausage7310 Před rokem +78

      Love the content man. Absolutely hilarious!

    • @DrBrooza
      @DrBrooza Před rokem +35

      Oh wow, ate once from mcdonalds, had 3 cups on your desks, really going to the extremes with this one

    • @MisterPyOne
      @MisterPyOne Před rokem +69

      You kinda look like the Deep from the boys.

    • @johngear1415
      @johngear1415 Před rokem +16

      It felt a little bit like you was tryna bully asmon

    • @ryanmanning5348
      @ryanmanning5348 Před rokem +21

      Why would you not just follow the directions in the video?

  • @billyscenic5610
    @billyscenic5610 Před rokem +202

    4:17 someone said "EarthShield" when talking about Asmongold not showering for 10 days. I died LOL

    • @dead9910
      @dead9910 Před rokem +10

      😂🤣😭

    • @darkchildstudios5954
      @darkchildstudios5954 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Lmao didn't see that. Classic.

    • @soulreaper55123
      @soulreaper55123 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I've gone much longer. It's funny to see mosquitos break their noses on my literal layer of dirty skin.

  • @Logan_93
    @Logan_93 Před rokem +479

    This is how every 90s kid who nolifed classic WoW has lived well into adulthood, including myself. Your body adapts to it over the decades and you become like the scourge.

    • @OBEYTHEPYRAMID
      @OBEYTHEPYRAMID Před rokem +3

      and you die at 40 from a heart attack lmao.....

    • @Logan_93
      @Logan_93 Před rokem +1

      @@OBEYTHEPYRAMID Who care
      Not me

    • @xiaoxaxo
      @xiaoxaxo Před rokem +18

      "you become like the scourge" BAHAHAHAHA

    • @GratDuForloradeArgumentet
      @GratDuForloradeArgumentet Před rokem +9

      no I couldnt afford to buy fast food

    • @Logan_93
      @Logan_93 Před rokem +6

      @@GratDuForloradeArgumentet Godspeed brother. Ramen do be hitting too tho.

  • @XxResident_PipsxX
    @XxResident_PipsxX Před rokem +103

    When I was unemployed for 2 months (collecting unemployment). I would stay up till 4 in the afternoon playing video games. Go to sleep, then wake up at 2am and do it all over again. I wrecked my sleep patterns to such a degree I was having night terrors that were actually afternoon terrors. I was also only eating like twice a day because I was poor and probably massively depressed.
    I've been employed for the past 9yrs though so I'm doing better.

    • @williamlaubach3285
      @williamlaubach3285 Před rokem +3

      Why would you not play at night and wake up at like 4 pm? Going to bed at 4 pm sounds like a nightmare

    • @jordan29123
      @jordan29123 Před rokem +4

      Wait, isn't eating twice a day normal? At least for me lmao

    • @justinhadasch
      @justinhadasch Před rokem +1

      @@jordan29123 i think eating breakfast and lunch is enough. Some people eat something in the evening but that’s bad for your body

    • @LOONAbd
      @LOONAbd Před rokem +7

      @@justinhadasch It's not bad, just don't eat a lot and don't do it super late

    • @justinhadasch
      @justinhadasch Před rokem +1

      @@somebodyoncetoldme2664 i meant dinner, not lunch. I always confuse the two

  • @pudgeploppins4734
    @pudgeploppins4734 Před 7 měsíci +13

    Video starts with eating cookies.
    -Accurate so far!
    Video goes to him walking outdoors. In the sunlight.
    -Oo you almost had it dude.

  • @drewbocop
    @drewbocop Před rokem +89

    Asmon doesn't live that bad... the worst part is the filth of the house.

    • @zop1111
      @zop1111 Před rokem

      Ya idk why he doesn’t move

    • @fwam2k7
      @fwam2k7 Před rokem +14

      @@zop1111 it’s his mums house isn’t it? I can kind of see the sentiment behind why he doesn’t leave.

    • @pharmztko
      @pharmztko Před rokem +22

      @@zop1111 move for what? His dad lives by him and the house is probably paid off

    • @ashero2092
      @ashero2092 Před rokem

      Idk man, seems to me that he's the greatest filth in that house.

    • @PsyTranceKaitia
      @PsyTranceKaitia Před rokem

      @@pharmztko eh? His dad doesnt live there.

  • @MrBeetsGaming
    @MrBeetsGaming Před rokem +201

    I hope all these people that reacted to that video see that he reacted to their reactions and they react to him reacting to their reactions and there's just a never ending cycle because of a single $2 Wal-Mart steak.

    • @bipbop3121
      @bipbop3121 Před rokem +12

      Is not Wal-Mart steak, though

  • @renivideht
    @renivideht Před rokem +55

    As someone who grew up in an ancient house right smack in the middle of a city with everything just 5 to 10mins walking distance, I agree; I cannot live anywhere far from a convenience store. I have even forgone getting a car as everything I want and need is so near.

    • @LevinGHYL
      @LevinGHYL Před 10 měsíci

      1❤qe❤00y

    • @manchesterexplorer8519
      @manchesterexplorer8519 Před 10 měsíci

      I live smack dab in a commercial area surrounded by restaurants and convenience stores as I'm the complete opposite , other than grabbing a redbull or a occasional six pack of beer I suppose . I'd rather buy fresh meat and cook 😉 as a pound of hamburg cooks me 5 delicious burgers . Although It's convenient when I feel like eating junk food on occasion

    • @telmobrito519
      @telmobrito519 Před 8 měsíci

      @@manchesterexplorer8519 yeah its crazy how ez it is to cook your own burgers and how much better they taste.
      Its even cheaper.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 Před 3 měsíci

      Same but with supermarkerts rather than convenience stores

  • @R2green3
    @R2green3 Před rokem +253

    i lived like asmon, actually worse tbh, for a good bit
    it was some of the best times of my life

    • @profo4544
      @profo4544 Před rokem +42

      thats things drug addicts say. Ive heard kids say things like that regarding hard drug usage, how those were some of the best times. Im like dude you need to put things into perspective more. Its essentially like 1 thing was going youre way, and it made you very very happy, but at the same time 50 other things were crumbling around you, but you failed to realize that. Thats that type of mindset.

    • @camfreed9829
      @camfreed9829 Před rokem +3

      And some of the WORST times for your gut flora and energy field LOL

    • @lileofficial4273
      @lileofficial4273 Před rokem +3

      @@profo4544 so?

    • @R2green3
      @R2green3 Před rokem +44

      @profo bro i ate pizza and gamed, i didnt do meth what the fuck lmao

    • @profo4544
      @profo4544 Před rokem +1

      @@lileofficial4273 so, to elaborate thats called a loser who doesnt know how to prioritize there own life. If highs are what you seek by all means, get high, but dont come crying to people and act like ur some victim when ur in withdrawal pissing urself.

  • @livelucky74
    @livelucky74 Před rokem +843

    Idk why people think this is such a huge thing. Thats exactly how I lived through my 20s with a desk looking almost exactly like that. Only dif is eventually I got married and have a wife that yells at me if I dont clean up.

  • @JockyCGE
    @JockyCGE Před rokem +142

    My parents always tell me "I've never seen anyone as lazy as you"
    I think I can safely tell them "I can show you someone" before showing them Asmongold 🤣

    • @itchiegames
      @itchiegames Před 8 měsíci +7

      He's rich and he can take care of his parents. You still depend on mommy and daddy. You're a failure. You'll always be a failure because you somehow think sitting around watching someone makes you less lazy than him. He plays the games, you just watch him do that because you can't even bring yourself to put in the effort to play a damn game.

    • @ace_2229
      @ace_2229 Před 7 měsíci +28

      ⁠@@itchiegamesdamn bruh who pissed in your cereal

    • @adamjamestattoos
      @adamjamestattoos Před 7 měsíci +6

      ​@@itchiegamesComing in REAL hot hahaha

    • @Madchris8828
      @Madchris8828 Před 6 měsíci +5

      ​@adamjamestattoos yeah sounds like projection from the second guy

    • @itchiegames
      @itchiegames Před 6 měsíci +1

      i love how i simply state the truth about one person and it applies so well to other people that months after the fact they get upset enough to need to let the world know. i wasn't talking about you but i also was. thanks for letting me know. stay mad bitches. 🤣🤡

  • @darthmortem3275
    @darthmortem3275 Před rokem +19

    The reason he got so much content out of that steak video because theirs an entire steak community out there who were hurt watching it lol

    • @m0rph903
      @m0rph903 Před rokem +3

      asmongold the combined enemy of steak enthusiasts and vegans?

  • @tyberiusmcintyre3411
    @tyberiusmcintyre3411 Před rokem +205

    when i lived on my own, i had a single pot that i never washed. i thought i was too far gone at that point but asmon really puts things into perspective XD

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce Před rokem +3

      One pot dish isn’t bad

    • @kokocaptainqc
      @kokocaptainqc Před rokem +4

      well i rent a room in a shared appartment and i dont use the kitchen or the fridge EVER just to be able to be left alone with washing it

    • @thatonetyeguy2330
      @thatonetyeguy2330 Před rokem +10

      I mean he washes dishes on a need to basis if I remember right. So if he needs a pot he will wash it. He's not gonna make himself sick.

    • @thatonetyeguy2330
      @thatonetyeguy2330 Před rokem +3

      @@SquaulDuNeant I never said it was good, I do dishes after every meal. Like 3 times a day.

    • @chironthecuddley6144
      @chironthecuddley6144 Před rokem +3

      Just soak it in hot water and dish soap for a couple hours. My cousin almost threw out a perfectly good pot because there was a little mold in it. I just soaked it for an hour and scrubbed it out and it was just fine afterwards.

  • @gaiali453
    @gaiali453 Před rokem +26

    Asmongold's friends are so lucky to have him as a friend.

  • @Theblackvortex75
    @Theblackvortex75 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Love how asmon could buy a grocery store or a house next to each other or build either or with his money but is so mad and passionate about it but that is good advice / a good line to draw 🤣🤣

  • @TyyTheFlyGuy
    @TyyTheFlyGuy Před rokem +54

    Lmao Zach has mastered this art enough to tell fakers.
    Props that you choose walking distance houses. That’s something a lot of my friends are all about. Growing up in Alaska I basically drive everywhere even with high racial frost resist with Scandinavian family.

  • @rodneymatthews1891
    @rodneymatthews1891 Před rokem +16

    I literally found your videos after searcing for steak videos. you were up there with guga, dudecancook and gordan ramsey.

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn Před rokem +41

    Asmon's right, I live near a shopping centre and I've got everything from the supermarket to the pharmacy, basic clothing stores, those types of stores where they sell all sorts of non-food stuff for cheap and more closeby. I've got a McDonalds and KFC sort of within walking distance, but I don't walk there not because I'm lazy but by the time I get home the food's gotten cold. And it's great, not having to take the car, bus or bike for my basic necessities.

    • @kokocaptainqc
      @kokocaptainqc Před rokem +4

      how about.....eating there??......or anywhere ELSE than home?

    • @kokocaptainqc
      @kokocaptainqc Před rokem

      ah i see yeah...not my case tho

    • @michaelh878
      @michaelh878 Před rokem

      Walking distance means different things to different people.

    • @Beriorn
      @Beriorn Před rokem +1

      @@kokocaptainqc Have you ever been to a McDonald's or KFC at rush hour? Not a nice eating experience.

  • @fourfurrypotatoes
    @fourfurrypotatoes Před 6 měsíci +1

    I love these reaction videos to your own videos of people talking about you. Classic! I love the end of the videos when you're dancing!

  • @skyhigh4623
    @skyhigh4623 Před rokem +29

    Dude, I started watching this guy ironically cause I started seeing memes about him a couple years ago. Never knew who he was until then, and now I'm unironically addicted to watching every Asmongold video possible.

  • @Kebobmeister
    @Kebobmeister Před rokem +8

    i love how people say they "Try to live like asmon" i've been living like that for ages

  • @CJEAGLES36
    @CJEAGLES36 Před 2 měsíci

    Idk why man but the lil dance thing you do in your outro on these videos im obsessed with it.

  • @hermeticascetic
    @hermeticascetic Před rokem +3

    2:42
    the fact that he has to think about whether or not that's his place is kinda sad

  • @nicholassmith1982
    @nicholassmith1982 Před rokem +52

    The reason asmon is so liked is because thousands of us lived like that at one point or another

    • @jamesofallthings3684
      @jamesofallthings3684 Před rokem +11

      Or currently.

    • @darkdestroyer32
      @darkdestroyer32 Před rokem +6

      Those were some interesting times. Like, I look at this and I legitimately don't even bat an eye. Because at the end of the day, been there, done that. Hell, during my peak degeneracy phase back in the day, I'm confident I had him beat in a couple categories. It's crazy. It's like it wasn't even real, trying to look back on it now. It's like I'm remembering someone else's degen past

    • @itchiegames
      @itchiegames Před 8 měsíci

      you were never rich. he's rich. you cant say you were ever like him because you weren't. he's successful. you aren't and won't be. not alike.

    • @zorkitipafed4626
      @zorkitipafed4626 Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@itchiegames the dude does nothing a reach person would do, except buying better PCs.

  • @ColdThresher
    @ColdThresher Před rokem +7

    The second coming of Socrates 🤣

  • @O1CTV
    @O1CTV Před rokem +3

    The steak thing still being an ongoing content piece for others surprises me because you've done so much other thought provoking content in regard to so many games and topics but that's the one that got em lmfaoo

  • @TwilightAdvance
    @TwilightAdvance Před rokem +33

    With all honesty, if normal person starts doing this long term, it's going to end up badly we depressed freaks and fiends are breed of our own

    • @kokocaptainqc
      @kokocaptainqc Před rokem +6

      yup its mostly because whenever we try doing something else we get proven that it was a bad idea pretty much each time like clockwork so at some point we go F it ill stay at the pc forever then

    • @herbythechef7624
      @herbythechef7624 Před rokem +3

      @@futavadumnezo probably

    • @brosephbroheim6428
      @brosephbroheim6428 Před rokem +2

      @@futavadumnezo Depression is the origin story of many hardcore video game addicts. I just don't think it's a choice that any healthy person would make. I played old school runescape upward of 14 hours a day for almost 4 years because I was depressed and genuinely wanted to die - as long as I could enjoy being a kid once more. It helped me hold on to life for long enough to see that it was worth living. Although in that time, my health has deteriorated considerably and I've missed out on basically everything. I snapped back into it just in time to get through the severe general anxiety I felt by not being at my computer on osrs in time to stand at my brother's wedding without having a panic attack. Took a year of just leaving the house to do ordinary things like buying groceries, going to the dentist, hitting the gym, etc. Trivial things that give structure to life. The world changed while I was absorbed by this game - and then covid happened. I missed out on a lot of time with my family and I don't know my friends at all anymore.
      I know I wasn't always this way, but it's been so long I don't remember how to be anything else. Life was just too hard, I guess.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 Před 3 měsíci

      ​​@@kokocaptainqc it's important to give oneself slack and make non-game experiences as least painful as possible, take it slow, dont push outside of your confort zone too much even if you are motivated to change otherwise you just end up crawling back.

  • @Vyking
    @Vyking Před rokem +17

    yeah you reached a whole other demographic for content its sick

  • @FreakinFlameGaming
    @FreakinFlameGaming Před rokem +13

    And Zach lived like asmongold for a lifetime...

  • @GSPSG183
    @GSPSG183 Před rokem +2

    oh man when asmon voice was in the background the dood cooked the meat all fucking weird
    asmon response was priceless
    Props, got a good laugh out of that!

  • @streamerVSnoun
    @streamerVSnoun Před rokem +5

    I have to say living a fence jump away from a convenience store Speedee Mart, with the Reeses chocolate coffee every morning and Mike Lemonande at night. Happiest time in my life.

  • @MrPepperjack25
    @MrPepperjack25 Před rokem +6

    that potato was raw

  • @csguy3223
    @csguy3223 Před rokem +5

    I spent about 13 of the 18 years WoW existed living like Asmon. It’s hard work but it helps maximize your time grinding.

  • @Marroe92
    @Marroe92 Před rokem

    @10:04 Asmon making the case for walkable cities, right on brother

  • @ryanstaley5147
    @ryanstaley5147 Před rokem +37

    The value ratio on the steak video is phenomenal - literally just cooked for 10 mins and got millions of views and endless content

    • @itchiegames
      @itchiegames Před 8 měsíci

      do you honestly care about the value ratio of a video made by someone you'll never know? thats kind of crazy bro. im curious, do you have any kind of life yourself or do you just hate it so much that you'd rather live through strangers on the internet?

    • @MGrey-qb5xz
      @MGrey-qb5xz Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@itchiegamesyeah sounds like an American or the kind of open world fanatic who sees time spent per dollar on a game to see it's value rather then quality and pacing

    • @smurfdaddy420
      @smurfdaddy420 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@itchiegamesbro is out here in the comments trying to degrade every single person 😂 some serious projection going on here

    • @smurfdaddy420
      @smurfdaddy420 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@MGrey-qb5xzit was just a dude making a joke, why are yall so angry?? Lol

    • @matthewrutters6842
      @matthewrutters6842 Před 5 měsíci

      @itchiegames Have some self-awareness. Do you honestly care about his comment? It took him a passing moment to post his random musings on the internet. You've effectively done the same thing here, except you blew his comment out of proportion and tried shitting on him for it. So from my perspective, the op is beating you in the life category.

  • @ElvenkittyMoonlight
    @ElvenkittyMoonlight Před rokem +4

    Living like Asmon is a way of life. It would be hard to recreate it in 7 days xD But great video nonetheless! Much love!

  • @Michael59197
    @Michael59197 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I can confirm that you can live like this for years. Because I did. The real problem is the money. It's really hard to get money from CZcams. That's why few people do it. I stopped living like this when my neighbors had me arrested for polluting the environment. I spent three days in a cell, I got examined by state shrinks and therapists and they just let me go. Unfortunately my mom couldn't handle it when she found out. She had a stroke and died. That's on me despite what some people tell me. Even people like us have someone we care for. My degenerate lifestyle costed me the only human being in the world who still believed in me. Please take care of yourself.

  • @RevRod92
    @RevRod92 Před 7 měsíci

    Thanks for these videos! Keep them coming!

  • @cpypcy
    @cpypcy Před rokem +1

    In Europe you have usually like 10+ things in walkable distance, shops, barbers, betting agencies, post office, school and many more shit like that.

  • @TheWrightViewer
    @TheWrightViewer Před rokem +6

    I'd more likely say the second coming of diogenes not the second coming of Socrates

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 Před 3 měsíci

      if diogenes was a gamer

  • @AndrewHadi07
    @AndrewHadi07 Před rokem +14

    Living like that for a week once every few years is fun hahaha

    • @kokocaptainqc
      @kokocaptainqc Před rokem

      @@CoalCoalJames i do the same minus the eating part

    • @AndrewHadi07
      @AndrewHadi07 Před rokem

      the only thing i wont compromise is the food quality, for me i just splurge on food the rest are similar haha

  • @Killerrap
    @Killerrap Před rokem +1

    The anger in your voice for him not getting bbq sauce had me dying 😂

  • @raqelly123
    @raqelly123 Před rokem +2

    More content from the food stream than all of shadowlands

  • @cdevine01
    @cdevine01 Před rokem +25

    For a man who lives this way... he has impeccable facial hair...

  • @droksid
    @droksid Před rokem +9

    Idea: Weekly "Cooking with Asmongold" and its just him making the same steak, getting McDonald's, eating cookies

  • @jamesb4321
    @jamesb4321 Před 10 měsíci +1

    "You can also replace the cookies with, umm, Reese's peanut butter cup holiday edition Christmas trees" wasn't excepting such specificity 😂

  • @juicebiscuit4922
    @juicebiscuit4922 Před rokem +12

    Man your the only person aside from myself that I know of who shares my sentiment of living near a convenience store. Like I don't wanna have to drive to Walmart for every single little thing. Sometimes you just wanna go for a short walk and get a cheap fountain drink and a snack. I'm fortunate enough to live within walking distance of 3 convenience stores and a neighborhood market Walmart. Grateful! 🙏

    • @Joel82
      @Joel82 Před rokem +1

      Coming from Switzerland i never had to walk for more than a few minutes, the supermarkets are just spread out in literally every neighborhood even remote villages.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 Před 3 měsíci

      blessed 🙏

  • @darknation242
    @darknation242 Před 5 měsíci

    As someone who audits Walmart across the US for WIS International I have never seen steak fingers. When we start back up in a week I'll be looking for these. It might be a regional thing but I tend to audit groceries and cold chain so now I'm curious.

  • @rocsalt956
    @rocsalt956 Před rokem +9

    I don't game, never owned a computer..
    How is this guy one of my favorite CZcamsrs right now?

    • @grantisshananaa4906
      @grantisshananaa4906 Před rokem +3

      Because you don't game and have never owned a computer..

    • @blazers4life994
      @blazers4life994 Před rokem +12

      It’s because he is real.

    • @rocsalt956
      @rocsalt956 Před rokem +4

      @@blazers4life994 that he is..

    • @Rizzerio1
      @Rizzerio1 Před rokem +1

      a typical content.

    • @ipassingthrough
      @ipassingthrough Před rokem +6

      Cause you like his general takes on life and commentary. He's a charismatic hilarious talker, a natural tv talk host. Asmongold could have a successful podcast like joe rogan if he wanted to

  • @OLBarbok
    @OLBarbok Před rokem +4

    Asmongold is the "Malcolm in the middle" of streamers

  • @gigabud3814
    @gigabud3814 Před rokem +1

    Reeses holiday shapes are the BEST BROTHER

  • @Zehratul
    @Zehratul Před rokem +5

    Never ceases to impress me that you have the ability to really elevate your living conditions but you know what you like and stick to what is familiar/comfortable.
    I love it. They say money really changes ppl but I honestly think your the same dude that you have been since the beginning. I mean you did have major life events but you keep that head up.
    👑👑👑

  • @kindalost2495
    @kindalost2495 Před rokem +3

    Didn't know The Deep is into Asmon.. I thought he was more an aquatic guy🐬

  • @SmokeLezduit
    @SmokeLezduit Před 3 měsíci

    7:40 I don't think that was a "fake potato" I think it was still uncooked lol

  • @Skoota619
    @Skoota619 Před rokem

    “Now im here and now im stuck here” lmao 😂😂😂

  • @djangofett4855
    @djangofett4855 Před rokem +6

    You live like Asmongold for content, I live like Asmongold because I have no money or hope for a better future

  • @matattacks8724
    @matattacks8724 Před rokem +14

    Guy not satisfied with a steak and some potatoes while us in third world countries salted oil for dinner lmao

    • @grantisshananaa4906
      @grantisshananaa4906 Před rokem +5

      No food but you pay for internet? lol

    • @grantisshananaa4906
      @grantisshananaa4906 Před rokem

      @@PIVfirestarkproducon Is there much free internet in third world countries? 😮‍💨

    • @grantisshananaa4906
      @grantisshananaa4906 Před rokem +2

      @@8bitchiptune420 Now, you're right and I know I'm kinda moving the goal posts here but India's GDP is over $3t US per year. Doesn't surprise me that a country that mismanages it's own funds so poorly that it's still considered a third world country, has Starbucks with free Wi-fi. But Tell me a Third world country that doesn't have Nuclear weapons with free Wifi that isn't from an over seas company.

    • @grantisshananaa4906
      @grantisshananaa4906 Před rokem

      @@PIVfirestarkproducon lol my bad, hard to tell tone through text 😂

    • @kokocaptainqc
      @kokocaptainqc Před rokem

      you third world guys are nothing special these days...im in CANADA and cant afford steak and potatoes

  • @desfefe
    @desfefe Před rokem

    9:18 is the funniest reaction ever LOLLL

  • @klaasklapsigaar1081
    @klaasklapsigaar1081 Před 10 měsíci

    Every man should award himself the freedom to live like a wild pig every once in a while.

  • @thewizard7099
    @thewizard7099 Před rokem +4

    “You’re probably wondering why I’m doing this” *answer* - to piggy back off someone’s else’s fame and get more ad revenue

  • @jamesbrosseau1373
    @jamesbrosseau1373 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Asmongold shall outlive us all. Low stress life, enjoys his work, entertains a huge fanbase, eats what he wants when hungry. does'nt give a f

  • @BobbyDirt
    @BobbyDirt Před 10 měsíci

    Asmond, you have enough money to put a fountain pop machine IN your house.

  • @MRST0R
    @MRST0R Před rokem +2

    "are you the raccon ?!" I wonder now how many other things are hidden in there

  • @JohnV117
    @JohnV117 Před rokem +3

    It's funny cause for him it's a challenge but for me I've been living like asmongold for years except i need to go to work and im taking a shower every 2 days. Btw that steak is the only way i like a steak.

  • @WalnutWarrior7
    @WalnutWarrior7 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Asmon absolutely is productive just as anyone else, arguably more than some. He makes all of our crappy days a little bit better and helps us wind down after work. CZcamsrs and streamers are an important part of our society as television used to be for the previous generations. He deserves every cent he makes and I'm grateful he's there. Keep up the grind my man! \m/

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 Před 3 měsíci

      if twitch went down tomorrow, life would go on as usual

    • @WalnutWarrior7
      @WalnutWarrior7 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Vitorruy1 and if TV disappeared life would go on as usual. Movies and music disappeared life would go on as usual. It would be a lot more miserable but we would survive. hell, even if everything except meat and vegetables disappeared, we would probably survive. What is your point?

  • @BonezJones93
    @BonezJones93 Před rokem +2

    "Issa faked potato"

  • @josephwillis1581
    @josephwillis1581 Před 8 měsíci

    Among struggling to count the cups on the desk was hilarious.

  • @TheXeypht
    @TheXeypht Před rokem +28

    Living like Asmon is easy because half the world does it and why he is so relatable

    • @Becko21
      @Becko21 Před rokem +18

      no they dont, you probably live like that and thats why you think everyone else also does

    • @Yaelenne
      @Yaelenne Před rokem +3

      @@Becko21 yeah they do, they don't care and neither should you. who gives a damn about any of this? it is everybodies own choice in the end.

    • @Rizzerio1
      @Rizzerio1 Před rokem +7

      @@Yaelenne nawh, hoarding in a cesspool of filthy things is in fact a mental disorder of people who typically grew up extremely poor.

    • @forrestallen9354
      @forrestallen9354 Před rokem +1

      @@Rizzerio1 I agree but its not just people who grew up poor its people who probably deal with problems like depression and or just not giving a shit. Personally I dont know how people can live in a mess like that so I can't relate. Ive known plenty of people who were struck by poverty and were crazy about keeping things clean.

    • @Rizzerio1
      @Rizzerio1 Před rokem

      @@forrestallen9354 Usually its to keep the illusion than your not poor, but people who grew up very poor tend to hold onto trash far longer than most people do because of an attachment fear stemming from never getting/having anything.

  • @neecie9075
    @neecie9075 Před rokem +5

    I think I peed my pants with the fake baked potato. 🥔
    I love your way of thinking/living Asmondgold. Simple & convenient.

  • @MTG_Viking
    @MTG_Viking Před rokem

    The Steak-Video is one of the best you ever did for sure :D

  • @NullVoid-rm7jm
    @NullVoid-rm7jm Před 10 měsíci

    8:46 I think he meant Diogenes. No offense Asmond.. Even Alexander The Great had HUGE respect for Diogenes

  • @JonReing
    @JonReing Před rokem +4

    I wouldn’t live like asmongold even if someone paid me millions of dollars. Not even joking

  • @CB-lw7ty
    @CB-lw7ty Před rokem +3

    Anyone else getting knock off Ryan Reynolds vibes from this guy? lol

  • @Madchris8828
    @Madchris8828 Před 6 měsíci +1

    As someone who lives within walking distance of a convience store myself its pretty nice. Don't have a soda I want? Easy peasy. Snacks for Raids? Done and done

  • @IIMANIXII
    @IIMANIXII Před rokem

    oooooh Sheet... The Mould had Mould on it 🤣

  • @ComradeChairmanKGB
    @ComradeChairmanKGB Před rokem +14

    Says asmongold lives like a 12 year old (OK fair), yet can't even microwave a potato... hmmmm.

    • @OKayD3N
      @OKayD3N Před rokem +1

      @@CoalCoalJames yo I’m downstairs

  • @kronicassault1374
    @kronicassault1374 Před rokem +7

    “I used to have a eating disorder” and now I have a Botox disorder. Everything is great!! 👍

    • @ezaf5989
      @ezaf5989 Před rokem +9

      Cringe typical Rick and morty fan

  • @samker7758
    @samker7758 Před rokem +1

    You know, the Deep's professional reconversion to CZcamsr seems to work out really well. Good on him.

  • @Miistli
    @Miistli Před rokem +2

    Not the under cook, unseasoned, practically raw potatoes 😂😂😂 that guy just didn’t cook it properly in the microwave

  • @kenpachizaraki1947
    @kenpachizaraki1947 Před rokem +6

    Asmon's power level is so strong that latte sipping metrosexuals can't even resist the urge to clout chase him.

    • @Rizzerio1
      @Rizzerio1 Před rokem

      You mean the undiagnosed mental disorder portion of the internet that attach all their self worth to achieving internet fame?

  • @CurieBohr
    @CurieBohr Před rokem +15

    I can’t even eat 1 fast food meal without all of that salt and grease and bi products making me feel absolutely sick. Let alone a week

    • @wayawendigo9557
      @wayawendigo9557 Před rokem +6

      Same , after not drinking soda for along time I tried it again and it just tasted like chemicals

    • @rjayp5843
      @rjayp5843 Před rokem +6

      WEAK MORTALS!!!!!!

    • @jeffcoesk8935
      @jeffcoesk8935 Před rokem +4

      That’s crazy man, I feel like you’re over thinking it

    • @9inchsradius
      @9inchsradius Před rokem +2

      The salt and grease are the good bits, the 3 cups of sugar in the burger buns are the killer

    • @YoungBongRip
      @YoungBongRip Před rokem

      Stop the cap this is exactly what I tell mfs too no shame in some mcdicks

  • @SiriusXification
    @SiriusXification Před 6 měsíci

    05:25 "You're gonna get horse fillet"... That's actually fucking delicious, take that back, sir.

  • @fedorkochemasov4533
    @fedorkochemasov4533 Před rokem +2

    Dude looks like The Deep

  • @gamEnjoyLP
    @gamEnjoyLP Před rokem +5

    As much as i like asmon, little bit of self respect wouldnt hurt him.

  • @profo4544
    @profo4544 Před rokem +4

    Idk one thing i think shows to me somethings up with how you eat and live, is the fact you cannot play FPS games. That shouldnt be something youve lost already. Dude i smoked weed for almost a decade, i never really drank, but i smoked weed. Im about ur age, and FPS games are my best genre, i grew up on quake. I also play melee, and main fox, wich requires insane buttons being pressed and the pace is rediculous. Its concerning to hear something like, he cannot play FPS games anymore because his mind cant handle it or whatever, thats not good at all, thats not normal for someone his age either. Even the person who taught me fox, hes older than me can still play both genres fine, the issue with him is his glasses. Idk, ive never heard of someone that young losing the ability to play and keep up with FPS games, id bet his lifestyle had something to do with that.

    • @Lunamana
      @Lunamana Před rokem +2

      I'm a couple years younger than him and i cant play fps games, its just a skill thing, nothing more.

  • @StrikerV3
    @StrikerV3 Před rokem

    The best Reece’s are the holiday edition ones. The eggs, trees, pumpkins. I will expire on this hill.

  • @joshm3484
    @joshm3484 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Love that when he sees a dirty apartment it takes him 20 seconds to figure out if it's his or not

  • @MemiJ0
    @MemiJ0 Před rokem +3

    I feel like Asmonis in kinda need of a mommy :D Someone who takes care of him XD

  • @QualeQualeson
    @QualeQualeson Před rokem +4

    So fake. He's not even trying. Even his annoying Mr. Clean and healthy routine is actually superimposed on the intended lifestyle so that it becomes this cartoony, ironic spiel. You can bet he cheated too. I'd demand a little more from someone before I endorsed them by giving them the exposure they're after. D for originality, C- for performance.

  • @frantsel5711
    @frantsel5711 Před rokem +2

    Please more cooking asmon!

  • @michaelgoldberg4000
    @michaelgoldberg4000 Před 8 měsíci +1

    He's not the second coming of Socrates, he's the second coming of Diogenes
    Even Plato described Diogenes as "Socrates gone mad"
    There's even a mental disorder called after him, the symptoms of which are neglecting yourself, living in filth, not showering etc
    Sounds pretty accurate to me
    Diogenes is also based AF and they both share the same vibe of critical thinking

  • @0babul0
    @0babul0 Před rokem

    That Dies Irae on day 7 tho LOL

  • @TheRealWoofer
    @TheRealWoofer Před 2 měsíci

    "Lives his life like a twelve year old" 🤣🤣
    Dude brought the oven, but so kindly...

  • @jtuuc
    @jtuuc Před rokem +2

    He skimmed over the fact that he put BBQ sauce on the steak in the pan 🤣🤣 he tried it

  • @9383troy
    @9383troy Před rokem

    the $2 steak video is obviously the social media video of the year

  • @finnaplow
    @finnaplow Před 11 měsíci

    That horse calendar is so majestic lmao