Steak LEGEND Reacts to Asmongold's $2 Steak

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  • Steak Legend Guga Foods critiques Asmongold's $2 Steak
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  • @guga
    @guga Před 8 měsíci +23023

    Brother let’s cook a steak together!

    • @arsenal548
      @arsenal548 Před 8 měsíci +998

      Love your videos Guga! Asmon eating a guga steak would be life changing for him

    • @Anobrax
      @Anobrax Před 8 měsíci +159

      Another video where you cook it and try it. gogo

    • @waninoko87
      @waninoko87 Před 8 měsíci +135

      It’s happening!!

    • @theunbreakableronin1076
      @theunbreakableronin1076 Před 8 měsíci +195

      COLLAB

    • @godie3418
      @godie3418 Před 8 měsíci +140

      YES YES YES!!!!!!

  • @yourapunk2165
    @yourapunk2165 Před 8 měsíci +2114

    For as cheap of a steak as it is, it isn't bad. I cooked it for my wife and now I'm divorced so this steak saved my life

    • @onizukapls1488
      @onizukapls1488 Před 7 měsíci +190

      That steak didnt cost you 2$, it costed you half of your networth.

    • @hobblesofkarth3943
      @hobblesofkarth3943 Před 7 měsíci +47

      laughed so hard it took me awhile to hit the thumbs up

    • @jonathyngarcia2013
      @jonathyngarcia2013 Před 7 měsíci +10

      You earned my soft exhale from my nostrils

    • @yourapunk2165
      @yourapunk2165 Před 7 měsíci +5

      @jonathyngarcia2013 glad I could help lol. Didn't realize how much this blew up til now.

    • @yourapunk2165
      @yourapunk2165 Před 7 měsíci +11

      @@onizukapls1488 half of zero is what

  • @ericksonureta8291
    @ericksonureta8291 Před 3 měsíci +130

    "Put it in the refrigerator "
    "I can't, becuase the garbage can is full"
    This man lives in a completely different world than most of us

    • @Pacifica_909
      @Pacifica_909 Před měsícem +3

      Yet he seems to be more liberated

    • @AFallingFlamingo
      @AFallingFlamingo Před 27 dny

      @@Pacifica_909 Do not get caught in the parasocial trap. You are watching *entertainment.*
      Asmon on Twitch is a curated persona.

    • @Kratos-eg7ez
      @Kratos-eg7ez Před 25 dny +1

      ​@@Pacifica_909 if you couldn't care less about societys norms, then of course you're going to feel liberated. Now, I think having moldy food in the fridge, dead rats in the house, and dirty dishes in the sink is kinda nasty but it's his house he can do what he wants. If he's happy, good deal, it's not like I'm ever going to go to his house.

    • @RedFlyer350
      @RedFlyer350 Před 8 dny

      @@Kratos-eg7ez dont enable the man lol

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 Před 6 měsíci +348

    Asmon: “I don’t treat myself”
    Also Asmon two minutes before: *“I bought a box of 40 ice cream sandwiches”*

    • @jamescheddar4896
      @jamescheddar4896 Před 4 měsíci +20

      He meant those weren't rewards for anything he just bought them because he wanted them. people who use food as a reward and kind of have this weird relationship where they refrain from eating junk then end up gorging are all overweight.
      It takes me a whole day to eat a bag of candy. so when I say I eat it whenever I want it actually ends up being less food in general

    • @RavenMobile
      @RavenMobile Před 3 měsíci +8

      It's only a treat if you don't have it all the time, otherwise it's just a staple food.
      Someone who has pizza once per year, it's a treat. For Asmon, it's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

    • @tomservo75
      @tomservo75 Před 3 měsíci +2

      If ice cream sandwiches are an expensive luxury, you really need to get a better job and balance your checkbook better.

    • @osososd
      @osososd Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@jamescheddar4896cool story bruh

    • @jamescheddar4896
      @jamescheddar4896 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@osososd why are you fishing for my attention and where are your parents?

  • @HeavyMetalfps
    @HeavyMetalfps Před 8 měsíci +3260

    I want a Asmon & Guga collab, that would be the best thing since steak even got invented

    • @aether1069
      @aether1069 Před 8 měsíci +73

      I might pay to see that... c'mon Asmon, reach out to Guga! 😉👍

    • @QuasselQuokka
      @QuasselQuokka Před 8 měsíci +37

      imagine asmon eating a Guga Steak - he would change forever

    • @refugeehugsforfree4151
      @refugeehugsforfree4151 Před 8 měsíci

      I doubt he Would lol....@@aether1069

    • @canadianeh4792
      @canadianeh4792 Před 8 měsíci +9

      Or Joshua Weissman. Aren't they all in Austin?

    • @DiZh0
      @DiZh0 Před 8 měsíci +23

      100% this, let Guga make him a cheap and easy steak he can make daily
      and let Guga make the best steak he can for him, to open his eyes to what it could be

  • @Warfiend
    @Warfiend Před 7 měsíci +1963

    The amount of content Asmon has gotten for this $2 steak is unprecedented

    • @NathanJ666
      @NathanJ666 Před 7 měsíci +38

      He can't keep getting away with this!

    • @OrlandoOrtiz570
      @OrlandoOrtiz570 Před 7 měsíci +57

      No $2 steak has turned over a higher profit

    • @artysan9945
      @artysan9945 Před 6 měsíci +6

      And a four dollar Wischertshire.

    • @namelessanomaly3946
      @namelessanomaly3946 Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@NathanJ666 At least Asmon gives us a seminar every video instead of just reacting to shit without saying anything lol

    • @Wulfar92
      @Wulfar92 Před 5 měsíci +1

      1.2 million views insane lol dudes a genius

  • @Sieryx
    @Sieryx Před 3 měsíci +54

    "one hot potato is bad enough, that's why they made a game about it."
    Take notes... A historical quote was just created.

    • @Thisguy2532
      @Thisguy2532 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I laughed at that one bro 😂

  • @mrclickclickboom69
    @mrclickclickboom69 Před 6 měsíci +54

    When he said he'd only eat it if he were held hostage, and asmon says" to be honest, that's the way we used to do it." That is a soul-stirring level of perspective. God bless you asmon and your family.

  • @lilycadasunflo4014
    @lilycadasunflo4014 Před 8 měsíci +757

    They just don't know asmon's steak gives +25 strength and -5 intelligence.

    • @Nirkaz
      @Nirkaz Před 8 měsíci +101

      And he eats it every day, so it stacks! 😮

    • @MasterJack2
      @MasterJack2 Před 8 měsíci +60

      perfect Barbarian gear

    • @chronosite
      @chronosite Před 8 měsíci +17

      but how long does the buff lasts tho?

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 Před 8 měsíci +36

      By eating it and stacking it with dr. Pepper you can reach so far into the negatives you cause an integer overflow and go back to 17892801 intelligence

    • @youraverageguy8431
      @youraverageguy8431 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Isn't it the other way around

  • @zephyrus7258
    @zephyrus7258 Před 8 měsíci +1207

    I can't believe how much this steak has made. Most famous steak on the internet

    • @quickstep2408
      @quickstep2408 Před 8 měsíci +50

      $2 steaks making people money for just reactions. thank asmon for that

    • @batialexis9339
      @batialexis9339 Před 8 měsíci +14

      I can't belive guga reacted to this, amazing.

    • @handsinthefire
      @handsinthefire Před 8 měsíci +5

      it is a bit crazy isn't it. This steak is about to be more famous than Ramsey.

    • @JohnGAndino
      @JohnGAndino Před 8 měsíci +1

      Let's just think how much money this steak made with all of the reactions on different channels, mindblowing

    • @charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660
      @charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Grenades won the roll on perditions blade

  • @gilgabro420
    @gilgabro420 Před 5 měsíci +28

    asmongold is one of those guys who will life till 100 and baffle nutritional science for decades.

    • @videostash413
      @videostash413 Před měsícem +1

      he had his teeth replaced, tells you how unhealthy he is

    • @gilgabro420
      @gilgabro420 Před měsícem +4

      @@videostash413 well yes it's just that my grandfather is a chain smoker and he is still going strong at 103. Never had cancer a bad injury or organ replacement. He only takes walks every day and cooks for himself now that my grandma is gone. The food that he cooks isn't even that healthy. he puts so much fat and salt in stuff for no reason. Point being luck is a huge factor. Probably doesn't better his chances though. :,D

    • @majormorgami
      @majormorgami Před 2 dny

      @@gilgabro420 Probably not, based on his mom, his genetics aren't indicative of someone who will have an abnormally long lifespan.

  • @pwnwin
    @pwnwin Před 6 měsíci +4

    Next video recommended by CZcams:
    "Solving Laziness with Asmongold" by Dr.K.
    Poetic.

  • @northwestclasspnw7974
    @northwestclasspnw7974 Před 8 měsíci +672

    I love that Asmon spoke about "why be happy one day when you can be happy every day" and then IMMEDIATELY talked about indulgence and sin lmfao

    • @firulais6735
      @firulais6735 Před 7 měsíci +10

      Because you can be happy with the small things

    • @TruthLivesforever-il6dj
      @TruthLivesforever-il6dj Před 7 měsíci +12

      Resetting tolerance is thr best and it's saves money

    • @BojackHorseman-cq3kc
      @BojackHorseman-cq3kc Před měsícem

      What's ironic about that bit, he shows off with 2 sins of his own, Pride and Sloth.

  • @daranae
    @daranae Před 8 měsíci +680

    I want to see Guga cook a killer wagyu for Asmon just to have him go "yeah dude it's not bad but it needs some lemon pepper"

    • @kwerby3285
      @kwerby3285 Před 8 měsíci +48

      Asmon would have him cook it well done

    • @omlo9093
      @omlo9093 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Asmongrill

    • @kevindownes9474
      @kevindownes9474 Před 8 měsíci +16

      @@kwerby3285 wagyu is fine to cook well done it's got enough fat its basically bacon

    • @tmarritt
      @tmarritt Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​@@kevindownes9474medium, but yeah more well done than a normal steak you need time for that fat to render

    • @Marrasrofl
      @Marrasrofl Před 8 měsíci +4

      I wanna see Guga eating Asmons steak!

  • @funnytortoise
    @funnytortoise Před 6 měsíci +70

    These guys thrashed asmon's steak, I mean sent it to the shadow realm, and asmon just rolled along with the punches. He laughed at the jokes, bantered, argued, all in a very lighthearted way. W all the way.
    Jeez, asmon really does deserve all his success.

  • @knots9119
    @knots9119 Před 6 měsíci +6

    gotta love how humble and candid zach is. true chad for real.

  • @leonidasM
    @leonidasM Před 8 měsíci +1582

    Bro the amount of content people can get out of this single video is incredible, Zack is making gold

    • @raphaelsouza5302
      @raphaelsouza5302 Před 8 měsíci +15

      That's sounds crazy, but maybe he should make more cook videos. 😂

    • @SoneGurke
      @SoneGurke Před 8 měsíci

      @@raphaelsouza5302 no so crazy, he mentioned this himself after the $2 pizza one

    • @Totsy30
      @Totsy30 Před 8 měsíci +34

      Why make wine from water when you can make gold from $2 steaks

    • @Naeidea
      @Naeidea Před 8 měsíci +26

      A video about a $2 steak and a potato.
      Then a video savaging it.
      Then a video reflecting on the savaging video.
      And its all content i enjoy, don't know if that's a good or bad thing.

    • @boomknight1015
      @boomknight1015 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Asmand puts out an ungodly amount of content. I'm always shocked how he has the energy to give actually go insight and commentary on most of the reaction content.

  • @hughesga1745
    @hughesga1745 Před 8 měsíci +438

    I almost spat my coffee out when Asmon said, "What do you mean it comes from the refrigerator" That was gold

    • @Nick-vd7cg
      @Nick-vd7cg Před 7 měsíci +11

      honestly it wouldnt matter, the steak is so thin that it reaches room temp in like a second hahahaha

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo Před 7 měsíci +2

      Lol I was laughing and I didn't know if he was serious or not.

    • @frimmbits
      @frimmbits Před 7 měsíci

      😅

    • @zach8107
      @zach8107 Před 7 měsíci +6

      You could even say it was "Asmondgold"

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@zach8107 Oh God... where are the ushers to get this guy out of here :P lol

  • @ShaunRF
    @ShaunRF Před 6 měsíci +11

    20:30 His box of ice cream sandwiches story is my favorite. "Why be happy some days of the week, when you could be happy every day of the week."

  • @Jac0bIAm
    @Jac0bIAm Před 4 měsíci +11

    This video deserves some sort of award. I do not remember laughing so hard at a video in months or even years 😂😂 .
    "But the garbage is full" "I can only smell dead animals"

    • @dragonherald
      @dragonherald Před 3 měsíci +1

      Watching other stuff of his and his reasonableness in other areas I know this sort of stuff is just a gamer bit, but goddamn he sells it really fucking well... probably because it wasn't always a bit, but holy fuck he sells it well.

    • @chessophiler
      @chessophiler Před 2 měsíci

      Yes, Asmon has the gamer life satire down perfect. Funniest react vid ever.@@dragonherald

    • @waderich9904
      @waderich9904 Před 2 měsíci +1

      “It’s not like the refrigerator goes to sleep” yeah I also laughed out loud at this video. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast Před 8 měsíci +1826

    Love how Asmon can take the jokes and goes along with the videos. Makes it even more enjoyable! Can't wait for the collab!

    • @rbu2136
      @rbu2136 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Lol this reminds me of John gravitate character in that movie where he gets alien powers. HIS BUDDY goes on radio every night and has a terribly dirty house then this lady shows up as his house cleaner. And changes his life.

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo Před 7 měsíci +7

      Laughing at yourself is the best medicine :D

    • @-_-naab-_-
      @-_-naab-_- Před 6 měsíci +2

      Bro just seeing your name took me back 10 years

    • @denitosantino2688
      @denitosantino2688 Před 6 měsíci

      what jokes, they are obvis not joking

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@denitosantino2688 Oh man, you need to learn human behavior lol.

  • @red1387
    @red1387 Před 7 měsíci +766

    "I do not fear a man that cooks 1000 different steaks 1 time. I fear the man that cooks 1 steak 1000 times." - Kung Fu Steak Master

  • @Tonto117
    @Tonto117 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I love your content, literally every line delivered perfectly to cut me up every time. You talking about smelling the difference between soda😂

  • @djnorth2020
    @djnorth2020 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Jesus picture in the background while holding the steak. "This is my body, eat it while its fresh desciples!" xDDD

  • @ddii2786
    @ddii2786 Před 8 měsíci +1054

    I sincerely hope one day, Gordon Ramsay will spare 30 minutes to react to Asmon's $2 steak. This will genuinely entertain me.

    • @Devilishlybenevolent
      @Devilishlybenevolent Před 8 měsíci +35

      Sounds boring, you seen 10 ramsay video and you've seen them all

    • @Mr_Chode
      @Mr_Chode Před 8 měsíci +30

      ​@Devilishlybenevolent 10? Wtf man, usually it's; seen one seen them all. At least you gave him a fair shake with 10.

    • @Tyronom
      @Tyronom Před 8 měsíci +4

      he should cook it as well and eat :D

    • @colereed7411
      @colereed7411 Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@Mr_Chode he has a good food and bad food reaction so 2. Maybe 3, he might rip this man's head off this is the worst cooking I've ever seen

    • @Pumpelche
      @Pumpelche Před 8 měsíci +2

      @gordonramsay hear that!! :)

  • @mythoceanas8874
    @mythoceanas8874 Před 8 měsíci +874

    I grew up eating those 2$ steaks, and I can say they taste exactly how they look. Somewhere between soft homemade jerky and a old belt, but lemon pepper flavored.

    • @dontask3613
      @dontask3613 Před 8 měsíci +9

      Yeah I can never eat that shit again, they literally taste like eating a boot

    • @dontask3613
      @dontask3613 Před 8 měsíci +46

      They were so bad it convinced me I didn't like steak til my early 30s when I tried a filet mingon

    • @HappyHealthyWife
      @HappyHealthyWife Před 8 měsíci +17

      Not so bad if you make a steak sandwich out if it.

    • @DefaultName-du3kr
      @DefaultName-du3kr Před 8 měsíci +22

      My mom used to beat the shit out of these steaks to make them edible.

    • @TheAluvisify
      @TheAluvisify Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@dontask3613 Once you taste the good stuff, it's hard to come back down from that lol

  • @chrisbrown2318
    @chrisbrown2318 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Season in the package it came in. Use a little oil itll help to clean it butter goes later but with you having a thin cut id say heat the pan first with a little oil it should be hot so it sizzles throw the butter with the steak and flip after a minute. Since its a thin cut should be done in like 2 to 4 minutes

  • @Virtuscapes
    @Virtuscapes Před 5 měsíci +1

    Very much enjoying binge watching these new types of videos that are different from gaming. I love those too, but these are so naturally funny 😂

  • @propanda7
    @propanda7 Před 8 měsíci +351

    Guga should make a steak for Asmon while a Asmon makes a stake for Guga. Would be hilarious to watch

    • @username172
      @username172 Před 8 měsíci +37

      Thats some high stakes

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 Před 8 měsíci +13

      ​​@@username172great joke, well done

    • @StarkEpiphany
      @StarkEpiphany Před 8 měsíci +5

      I feel like Uncle Roger needs to be part of this.

    • @angeloramirez1249
      @angeloramirez1249 Před 8 měsíci +1

      And then Guga will kill Dracula.

    • @trstmeimadctr
      @trstmeimadctr Před 8 měsíci +4

      What did Guga do to you to deserve this treatment? lol

  • @lolitslupin
    @lolitslupin Před 8 měsíci +139

    "one hot potato is bad enough, that's why they made a game out of it" that is an amazing line

  • @jamesc8722
    @jamesc8722 Před 5 měsíci +4

    That picture…. The father, the son, the holy skillet.

  • @Scouse_Wayne
    @Scouse_Wayne Před 3 měsíci +2

    Asmon : "I'm the only one who's not crazy"
    Also Asmon : "I have 20 frying pans"

  • @smokyguru3279
    @smokyguru3279 Před 8 měsíci +947

    TAKE THE OFFER. God, I watch these dudes just kill it on every vid. It’s like being offered to dine in Steak Valhalla.

    • @amarug
      @amarug Před 8 měsíci +22

      Yeah. Even though I must admit I have already eaten more Wagyu than any half way reasonable human should, but still every week I watch Guga and wish I could try his food once...

    • @mrs.h2725
      @mrs.h2725 Před 8 měsíci +19

      Would be hilarious to watch them make Asmon’s steak, but try to make it fancy without going over budget.

    • @thug-21
      @thug-21 Před 8 měsíci +6

      I've been subscribed to Guga since he started his channel both of them and I wish I could get him to make me a steak.

    • @peytonalexander5300
      @peytonalexander5300 Před 8 měsíci +19

      Guga’s steaks are quite literally the food of the gods. That man has access to the most premium meat on the planet and he and his crew get to eat it on the regular, cooked to perfection. If Asmon doesn’t take this offer, he’s a madman.

    • @Akehiko_Urabaya
      @Akehiko_Urabaya Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@peytonalexander5300 If he does he's a madman, if he eats the best steak on the planet then anything else will be sub optimal

  • @VWVDub
    @VWVDub Před 8 měsíci +310

    The fact that this man is still mining content from the original video almost a year later is genius. Hats off to you my good sir.

    • @zironemegeaz
      @zironemegeaz Před 7 měsíci +9

      the stake that never ends

    • @theloots
      @theloots Před 7 měsíci +2

      two weeks is years old?

    • @zironemegeaz
      @zironemegeaz Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@theloots original video says 11 months ago search steak in his videos and you'll see the video that the people reviewing the video are referring too.

    • @MasudaOfKorriban
      @MasudaOfKorriban Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@@thelootsget with the program already

    • @jordanalexander1592
      @jordanalexander1592 Před 6 měsíci

      "Mining content" is a good, respectable thing? Lul

  • @user-jv8hr8kt8r
    @user-jv8hr8kt8r Před 6 měsíci +1

    Searing is a cooking technique that exposes ingredients (typically meat) to a high temperature to create a crisp browning on the outside. This method enhances the flavour of the dish and is often done in a small amount of oil, butter or fat.

    • @videostash413
      @videostash413 Před měsícem

      no, searing is done before adding oil. sauteeing is done in oil

  • @Mishishere
    @Mishishere Před 6 měsíci +3

    Asmon dropping Bruce Lee quotes to silence his detractors. Certified Hood classic.

  • @ursusarctos5990
    @ursusarctos5990 Před 8 měsíci +60

    Asmongold: I eat ice cream sandwiches every single day because why not be happy everyday?
    Asmongold 1 minute later: Treating yourself is the path to gluttony, the path to sin, the path to indulgence. I don't treat myself.

    • @rociosilverroot2261
      @rociosilverroot2261 Před 8 měsíci +4

      He's a professional troll and he's so good at it.
      Also I was not aware thst blue and purple were at the root of all my health issues. Thanks Dr. Bald.

  • @akabazookajoe
    @akabazookajoe Před 7 měsíci +871

    I love the concept of a millionaire going to chipotle and stealing plastic forks 😂😂

    • @mas0n25
      @mas0n25 Před 6 měsíci +52

      bro needs to hire a cleaning service 😭

    • @itsbeaker6571
      @itsbeaker6571 Před 6 měsíci +34

      You’d be surprised at what they steal at their own country clubs. I remember having to constantly change the air fresheners because they would grab them out the outlet and put them in their purses lol

    • @jeremiahmorris7526
      @jeremiahmorris7526 Před 6 měsíci +20

      I really don't believe ammon gold lives as a millionaire considering the state of his house the guy probably hoards all that money

    • @RaXXha
      @RaXXha Před 5 měsíci +34

      @@jeremiahmorris7526 You're right, he doesn't live like a millionaire. That doesn't mean he isn't one though. He lives the way he wants too, and tbh, good for him. 🤷‍♂

    • @tomservo75
      @tomservo75 Před 5 měsíci +12

      How do you think he got to be a millionaire? Generally rich people are smart with money, that's how they got to be rich in the first place.

  • @mattie.f00
    @mattie.f00 Před 6 měsíci +2

    "I dont pat myself on the back..." opens folder of steak pics

  • @urielbecerra1050
    @urielbecerra1050 Před 6 měsíci +3

    We can actually learn a lot about his analogy on ice cream sandwiches 😂. I love it

  • @PattyMcqG
    @PattyMcqG Před 7 měsíci +235

    As an old old lady, no one can make laugh than Asmondgold. You bring lots of joy!

    • @Coral_dude
      @Coral_dude Před 3 měsíci +2

      This one sparks joy

    • @johnnyb1933
      @johnnyb1933 Před 3 měsíci +2

      he brings joy because of his ignorance about things it’s like a child trying his best with limited knowledge to survive in the jungle. Asmon looks like a good friend to have lots of fun. 😊😊😊

    • @MacMittens-Shorts
      @MacMittens-Shorts Před měsícem

      Awe so wholesome 😊

  • @brienevans7180
    @brienevans7180 Před 7 měsíci +497

    Either Asmongold is fantastic at maintaining character, or the man is really an absolutely savage.

    • @robertstimmel1100
      @robertstimmel1100 Před 6 měsíci +118

      I would've said that he's playing a character until I watched his house tour

    • @brienevans7180
      @brienevans7180 Před 6 měsíci

      Same....dude needs some serious help@@robertstimmel1100

    • @AngelosRitter
      @AngelosRitter Před 6 měsíci +59

      both, he is both

    • @codycox2465
      @codycox2465 Před 5 měsíci +7

      I need to see Asmon and Chael Sonnen crossover.

    • @notlisztening9821
      @notlisztening9821 Před 5 měsíci +15

      It has to he an act. No way does someone so unhinged really exist.

  • @michaelsilvers1260
    @michaelsilvers1260 Před 13 dny +1

    I absolutely lost my mind when Asmon said "What do you mean? It comes from the refrigerator. The fridge doesn't go to sleep and stop reirrigating the meat."

  • @senjutsusage2654
    @senjutsusage2654 Před 6 měsíci +1

    "Why would this person want you to lose weight, then you're going to stop paying em!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Okay, that is one of the funniest things I've heard. Well done.

  • @pipe_dev_null
    @pipe_dev_null Před 8 měsíci +152

    I could watch an unlimited number of Asmon reacting to actual cooks/chefs/culinary professionals reacting to Asmon’s $2 steak video. Have you pitched this idea to Netflix yet?

    • @RoboChocobo
      @RoboChocobo Před 7 měsíci +1

      Zack really should figure out a way to branch into cooking content since he’s hilarious trolling his viewers; the tricky part is that the content is inauthentic if he’s just trying random recipes he finds online or in meal kits.

  • @azpont7275
    @azpont7275 Před 8 měsíci +183

    Asmon is on his way of becoming Nurgle's Chosen.
    I just can't unhear it. Like almost every word fits perfectly.
    "I can't smell anything. The only thing I can smell is dead animals"

    • @GSWAR100
      @GSWAR100 Před 8 měsíci +20

      Ah yes. The lovely gifts from papa Nurgle.

    • @albertonavarro8904
      @albertonavarro8904 Před 8 měsíci +23

      "Everyone in the world is crazy, but me"

  • @senjutsusage2654
    @senjutsusage2654 Před 6 měsíci +3

    When he picked up the Dr. Pepper and Pepsi box I nearly died laughing. This guy is funny without trying.

  • @andyb7891
    @andyb7891 Před 5 měsíci

    Cast iron the only way little bit of butter garlic S&P. Heat pan to mid high heat before you put steak in tad of butter throw steak in 5 min one side. Tad of butter garlic and S&P. Flip to other side 5 to 7 min. Steak is perfect A-1 sauce and frickin enjoy

  • @Griimory
    @Griimory Před 8 měsíci +262

    As another person who grew up poor, I basically lived off the steaks that Asmon did. Really thin cheap steaks and as long as they were cooked well, they were pretty good. Within the last few months I went with some friends to an extremely expensive restaurant with $100 steaks and ordered - medium rare, and for me it was good steak, but at the price and how much you actually got, I didn't see the big deal of how expensive it was for 1 steak when I could have 50 days worth of steaks, at 1 steak per day Asmon metric for the same price.

    • @demonvictim
      @demonvictim Před 8 měsíci +33

      I don't think people are roasting him on the steak itself but more on his degree of laziness on cleaning. Meat is meat

    • @Beyonder69420
      @Beyonder69420 Před 8 měsíci +8

      Justdont be poor wtf

    • @Payadopa
      @Payadopa Před 8 měsíci +26

      ​@@demonvictimMeat is not just meat, bro. The cheap stuff is downright nasty and filled with antibiotics.

    • @TheImmilky
      @TheImmilky Před 8 měsíci +16

      @@Beyonder69420 JUST buy a house pepega

    • @malchir4036
      @malchir4036 Před 8 měsíci +15

      This pretty much. I have some friends who love to go to a restaurant to go and eat steak. It's good but not better than my 800gr horsemeat steaks with some mushrooms I can get at at most 1/5 of the price. So why would I go eat out? Because I want to spend over 100 euro on a meal and a few drinks? Fuck no. I'll have my gin tonic and horsemeat steak at home, browsing youtube and/or gaming.

  • @GENERIC_CHANNEL_HANDLE
    @GENERIC_CHANNEL_HANDLE Před 8 měsíci +220

    I love seeing people discover Asmon's pure gremolin energy. Their clear befuddlement is delightful.

  • @Coulterculture
    @Coulterculture Před 4 měsíci +1

    “What do you mean, it comes from the refrigerator” *eyebrow jump* love it

  • @mephustowest1876
    @mephustowest1876 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I found out about Asmongold from the Guga steak critique video, and now I have found that I love watching these videos. Also, that steak looks good

  • @mathewsmith8073
    @mathewsmith8073 Před 8 měsíci +66

    "I fear not the man who has practiced a 1000 moves, I fear the man who has practiced one move 1000 times" Funny as Fuck!!!😂

    • @monst3r_child832
      @monst3r_child832 Před 7 měsíci +7

      i fear not the chef who has cooked 1000 steaks, i fear the gamer who has cooked 1 steak 1000 times

  • @ColdBrewGaming
    @ColdBrewGaming Před 8 měsíci +228

    We need a collab immediately. They need to taste the $2 greatness

  • @danieljensen6880
    @danieljensen6880 Před měsícem +2

    HOnestly, Asmon is witty. He spews some golden lines once in a while and I really enjoy the self irony and he is able to laugh at these things. Kudos brother.

  • @Rabbitfrom
    @Rabbitfrom Před 5 měsíci +7

    Im not informed enough to decide if it is intentional or accidental, but this guy is a comedy genius.

  • @soundout4000
    @soundout4000 Před 8 měsíci +101

    "Everybody else has lost their minds in this world and I'm the only person who has been able to maintain sanity through such a crazy reality" is an epic quote!

  • @milesprado3916
    @milesprado3916 Před 8 měsíci +188

    Holy crap. "Asmongold tries a Guga steak" would be the collab we never knew we wanted, but needed. Do it please!

    • @MC-ml3cn
      @MC-ml3cn Před 8 měsíci +2

      God yes! I hope Joshua is there too!

    • @raymondaq
      @raymondaq Před 7 měsíci +1

      It could be better, asmon and guga eat eachothers steaks! Asmon cooks his 2 dollar steak for guga, and guga makes like some wagyu A5 for asmon

    • @Villzard
      @Villzard Před 7 měsíci

      Agreed

  • @JW-452
    @JW-452 Před 5 měsíci +3

    i love the fact that in the last 2 months, he has changed his sauce to the expensive one.

  • @DeaFX
    @DeaFX Před 3 měsíci +1

    lmao they are like the math teacher when you show your result and its correct but the method is a complete maze

  • @JjiinxATF
    @JjiinxATF Před 8 měsíci +152

    "Just bake 20 potatoes"
    Baking 20 potatoes, storing them in the fridge, and then microwaving them whenever you want one seems like a lot of work when the end result is still needing to microwave a potato.

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou Před 8 měsíci

      Especially with asmon, they would probably stay in the fridge for months

    • @issadraco532
      @issadraco532 Před 8 měsíci +3

      see, you don't even come close to being able to reach the parasite levels of the dude in this footage. your brain is unable to comprehend the situation and the options available.
      if you wanted to go full-blown parasite mode, instead of 2 steaks and say 3 potatoes having to be cooked 3 times a day, you'd cook multiple steaks and potatoes at once. say 18 steaks and 27 potatoes. and then you can eat them however you like. either 2 steaks and 3 potatoes 3 times a day, or 3 steaks and 4.5 potatoes twice a day, or you can even go full parasite mode and eat the full 6 steaks and 9 potatoes once a day at 1AM. and reuse the same plate over and over again for the whole 3 days.
      so in the end, that's 1 pan cleaning, 1 plate for the steaks, 1 baking dish for the potatoes, and 1 plate that you'll eat from. and just leave everything on the kitchen counter. boom, you just reduced the pan cleaning by 90% from 9 to 1 and plate usage by 75% from 9 to just 2. and you removed the fridge from the equation and reduced microwave usage by 100% since they're already at perfect room temperature. apparently buddy says that he likes jerky, so don't worry he'll have his own homemade jerky. the steak by the end of the second day will be somewhere in between a steak and jerky, and will be well into jerky territory by the third day. just don't go over 3 days otherwise the stuff might start to go bad. although it's a thin ass dried up piece of steak and some potatoes, so nothing that will get you sick. probably even build up resistance over time and eventually be able to go 4 and 5 days without even noticing it.
      so yeah, you gotta put yourself in the mind of someone that lives like a parasite. how would he do things? how can he maximize the parasite lifestyle?

    • @DadsCigaretteRun
      @DadsCigaretteRun Před 8 měsíci

      However it doesn’t take as long as it’s healthier for you. Something about starch

    • @osmium6832
      @osmium6832 Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@issadraco532 Only reusing a paper plate for 3 days?! Some of us aren't millionaires. I get 3+ months out of my plates when using them for dry things. I bought a package of paper plates before covid, use them every day, and I'm maybe 1/3 of the way through. For a steak or other wet or greasy food, I eat it out of the container it was cooked or sold in. If I cooked steak, I'd eat it straight out of the skillet, wipe it down with a used napkin, and put that sucker back on the stove for next time.

    • @nef36
      @nef36 Před 8 měsíci +2

      The time spent microwaving it would be much, much less than the time spent microwaving it to cook it, and you could decide not to microwave it at all.
      Also, if you made the steaks ahead of time too, you could microwave the steaks next to the potatoes

  • @anonimosd.2872
    @anonimosd.2872 Před 8 měsíci +167

    Asmon: "my steak tastes the best"
    Also Asmon: "I don't eat any other steaks because I'm afraid I'll like them" 🤣🤣

    • @username172
      @username172 Před 8 měsíci

      Least hes honest

    • @christianesposito7453
      @christianesposito7453 Před 8 měsíci

      He would love them, thick steak is like a chewy cake

    • @gmdoukas
      @gmdoukas Před 8 měsíci

      It checks... as long as he doesn't try any others, his will be truthfully the best...

  • @ryanturner6920
    @ryanturner6920 Před 6 měsíci

    I've got one really good steel pan that I use for almost everything. Plus two non-sticks that I only use for things like toasting tortillas.

  • @PigeonLaughter01
    @PigeonLaughter01 Před 2 měsíci +1

    High protein is best imo, its what nearly everything down to a cellular level is made of. Certain amino acids are also beneficial for cognitive functions.

  • @deathstar69
    @deathstar69 Před 8 měsíci +278

    The steak of legends. The $2 dollar steak turned millions

  • @Grandy_UiD
    @Grandy_UiD Před 8 měsíci +209

    The 2 dollar steak video is an actual masterpiece of content creation. The video itself is genuinely entertaining and the sheer amount of react (and react-react) content is has produced is mind boggling.

    • @TheAluvisify
      @TheAluvisify Před 8 měsíci +28

      It gives that old YT vibe where people would just upload random ass videos doing random ass things just for the fuck of it.

    • @raphaelsouza5302
      @raphaelsouza5302 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Well had some react-react-react too.

  • @catsarefunny
    @catsarefunny Před 4 měsíci +2

    "I'm not crazy, everybody else is" is literally textbook things crazy people say 💀

    • @videostash413
      @videostash413 Před měsícem

      the really crazy ones don't say it, they just think it and act normal

  • @Facedless
    @Facedless Před 5 měsíci +1

    I actually like it better to let the pan start cold when putting eggs or bacon in it, feels like the olive oil/butter or whatever I use gets sucked up into it more that way. Never tried it with steak before though.

    • @zackzittel7683
      @zackzittel7683 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Don’t do it…….. it works for eggs and stuff but steaks should be seared with high heat like 30 seconds per side (for 4 minutes on a 1” thick steak)

  • @chadcurtiss5965
    @chadcurtiss5965 Před 8 měsíci +260

    This is either brilliant parody or this man needs to be institutionalized

    • @delinquentpanda
      @delinquentpanda Před 7 měsíci +42

      And we'll never know which. Maybe its both.

    • @sigigle
      @sigigle Před 7 měsíci +36

      It's definitely a bit of both haha

    • @focal1475
      @focal1475 Před 7 měsíci +6

      this man is a mad genius @@sigigle

    • @sigigle
      @sigigle Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@focal1475 true that haha

    • @guicohj
      @guicohj Před 7 měsíci

      Agreed.

  • @FarFromAvgJoe
    @FarFromAvgJoe Před 7 měsíci +133

    Josh, Guga, and Asmon in a 3 way steak cook-off! The world needs this!

  • @StormCrownSr
    @StormCrownSr Před 6 měsíci +4

    People tend to have just a single pan. And then like two to four different sizes of pots depending on their use.
    Need a big pot for the family recipe soup, a small pot to quickly boil a sauce and a medium one to boil potatoes.

  • @athensdawgsuga3815
    @athensdawgsuga3815 Před 3 měsíci +1

    whenever I feel down, I watch an Asmon video and then im good.

  • @IceSlushi
    @IceSlushi Před 8 měsíci +77

    I want to see a collaboration were Asmon cooks a steak with Guga and Guga has to heal for a raid.

  • @TotallyAwesomePanda
    @TotallyAwesomePanda Před 8 měsíci +37

    "It's 1AM, it's Prime Steak Time" sends me every time 😂😂

    • @MINIMAN10000
      @MINIMAN10000 Před 8 měsíci

      The thing is 1 AM to me is typically like "prime fun time" and what's more fun than not only having a blast but doing so with a steak. A good meal and a good time is where it's at.

  • @nickcole6682
    @nickcole6682 Před 5 měsíci

    "I think it's a great sign."
    Had me in stitches from the off.

  • @jessy61071
    @jessy61071 Před 6 měsíci +1

    holy shit the dead rat part, when he said i found him and threw him in the street. I was laughing so hard.

  • @Cyb3rpunk117
    @Cyb3rpunk117 Před 8 měsíci +70

    The Bruce Lee reference was actually a power play move. Well done Chef Asmon 💙

  • @crowxiii2073
    @crowxiii2073 Před 8 měsíci +74

    It’s always so crazy to me hearing what Zach says. He’s a LITERAL Millionaire. But acts like he can’t get things he needs.
    Act broke stay rich but this man isn’t acting.

    • @Stenchy333
      @Stenchy333 Před 8 měsíci +20

      if i had millions i would change nothing lol

    • @chanter3978
      @chanter3978 Před 8 měsíci +36

      Live broke, stay rich.

    • @Hagop64
      @Hagop64 Před 8 měsíci +14

      He said in a previous video he has no problem dropping money on something if he thinks it's necessary (his example was dropping $20k on replacing and redoing his entire HVAC system when it broke) but he just doesn't see a lot of things as being necessary like some people.

    • @ThePaoReturn
      @ThePaoReturn Před 8 měsíci +3

      it's pretty simple actually, he just doesn't want to waste time. the time wasted cooking a good food / cleaning doesn't return as much happiness as the time he spent playing games and streaming. Now, most people with money will hire a house maid to take care of their shit, but he also doesn't want someone else come to his (mother's) house, which also understandable and this is the result of those choice he made.

    • @conaldeugenepeterson2147
      @conaldeugenepeterson2147 Před 8 měsíci +15

      @@ThePaoReturnthe “doesn’t want to waste time” excuse is such a cope. Dude doesn’t wash his sheets, take out the trash when it’s full, or wash dishes for months at a time because taking 10 seconds to wash a dish freaks him out for whatever reason. Taking 10 minutes out of your day to improve your living conditions is the opposite of a “waste of time”; it’s called being a functional grownup who takes care of your shit.

  • @sarahconnor9978
    @sarahconnor9978 Před 2 měsíci

    I cook similarly but season on the cutting board and shit but like he has some of the right seasonings down to make it taste good. Can’t go wrong with lemon pepper and steak seasoning from the brand he used.

  • @2kIntellect
    @2kIntellect Před 5 měsíci +1

    Rock on brother. Most entertaining 30 minutes of the month. Possibly year.

  • @9t_Nyne
    @9t_Nyne Před 8 měsíci +47

    Can't wait to see the $2 steak vs $200 steak challenge

  • @everynamealreadytake
    @everynamealreadytake Před 8 měsíci +55

    Only Asmon can turn a 9min video into a 32min react.

  • @Slates986
    @Slates986 Před 6 měsíci

    As an english man who lived in Worcestershire i can confirm you all pronounced it well apart from the out takes ha. "wusstorsheer sauce" is how we say it. But here its very common to just call it "Wusta sauce". Alot easier..im suprised actually that its so popular in other country's..its a fish based sauce that goes good on meat and also goes very well with asian food..i remeber having chowmein and pouring it over the takeaway and even people here being like..what are you doing?..trust me do it 😂

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 Před 6 měsíci +6

    I think Asmon is just terrified of washing dishes 😂

  • @Khagrim
    @Khagrim Před 8 měsíci +10

    Dude can easily hire people to cook and clean for him yet he continues to live like an ultimate neckbeard
    What a fucking legend!

  • @Elguja
    @Elguja Před 8 měsíci +20

    "One meal a day. A Steak." Not even Joking that's the Healthiest Advice I've heard from a streamer.

    • @sugarybannana
      @sugarybannana Před 8 měsíci +3

      I totally agree. 1 meal a day for most people is all you really need

  • @sypherian1982
    @sypherian1982 Před 5 měsíci +2

    "I don't think cookies are unhealthy" My man those are the words I will live by from now :-)

  • @Elephant_Juice74
    @Elephant_Juice74 Před 5 měsíci

    A reaction video to a reaction video of one of your videos?!? This is gold!

  • @flpsnk4848
    @flpsnk4848 Před 8 měsíci +84

    Asmon's steak video is perfect thin line between a real recipe and comedy and those guys are taking it so fckin real that only Asmon's reaction can make it that perfect real comedy again. Bless this content.

    • @slaysen
      @slaysen Před 8 měsíci +4

      yeah, guga at least is tryharding but wanting to keep it 'educative' for his audience, but the other guy just keeps trying to look cool all the time

  • @TheTrivert
    @TheTrivert Před 8 měsíci +32

    Asmon talking about "The path to gluttony and indulgence" as if he didn't pave the road and paint the lines himself 🤣

    • @XiaolinDraconis
      @XiaolinDraconis Před 8 měsíci

      Well yeah, because that's his road. It's just another tuesday on his own road. When anyone else does it they gotta pay the toll.

  • @elite6657
    @elite6657 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Asmon is that kind of guy you give a compliment to and then they argue about how they don’t deserve a compliment

  • @UncleBoobs
    @UncleBoobs Před 6 měsíci +2

    never question the decisions of a frugal cook

  • @mafia8500
    @mafia8500 Před 8 měsíci +50

    32 minutes of pure unscripted COMEDY, got me rolling from laughing the whole time OMEGALUL

  • @AlphaSpooks
    @AlphaSpooks Před 7 měsíci +50

    Legend. Just LEGEND. This guy has money, and he doesn’t give 2 fucks about it. He just lives as he did before and doesn’t give a shit. Love it. Hats down to you sir for being a living legend!

    • @zackzittel7683
      @zackzittel7683 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Straight up I respect it. It’s shockingly refreshing

    • @ironmanjakarta8601
      @ironmanjakarta8601 Před 2 měsíci

      He might have to support his father. who lives in a house which is expensive to maintain.

    • @videostash413
      @videostash413 Před měsícem

      dude, that's not hard, just takes half a ball.

  • @RavenMobile
    @RavenMobile Před 3 měsíci

    "I'm not crazy, everyone else is."
    That line reminds me of The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy, I think it was Wonko The Sane. He lives in a house that declares the world outside to be insane, basically a reverse mental institution. Apparently Wonko's not alone in there.

  • @mcnamaracody1
    @mcnamaracody1 Před 6 měsíci +1

    A little over 2 minutes into watching this while eating pizza at 1:10 am after cooking all day at work 😂

  • @draadonke
    @draadonke Před 8 měsíci +4

    "One hot potatoes bad that's why they made a fucking game out of it" 😂😂😂

  • @PatricHerrera
    @PatricHerrera Před 8 měsíci +7

    Today we confirmed (not learned) that Asmon remembers every fire he's ever set, hoards plasticware from his restaurant raids, and can only smell when someone tries to poison him with diet soda along with the decay of those who attempt aforementioned poisoning.
    The man just oozes with power.

  • @jiggsawpuzzle7169
    @jiggsawpuzzle7169 Před 6 měsíci

    15:50 Josh’s mind as he takes the ring off “I can fix him”

  • @lucapasini3392
    @lucapasini3392 Před 3 měsíci +11

    "I don't treat myself. I eat steaks. That's it. And they're good."
    This is actually profound and came absolutely out of nowhere.

    • @ironmanjakarta8601
      @ironmanjakarta8601 Před 2 měsíci

      He said he ate 1 1/2 pizzas. Isnt that treating yourself? Unless its made out of steak. He says he only eats steaks but it slips out he eats all sorts of junk foods like cookies and ice cream.